>>118993 If I ever turn out in Minecraft Gensokyo the first thing I'll do is grief the shit out of the Hakurei Shrine. Possibly rape the maiden too, because she'd be 100% the reason for me transmigrating into this Japanese shithole. Then I'll have her point me to the nearest fox girl that is part of touhou world but was not yet officially implemented by zun, and I'll claim her for myself. Then I'll have her bring me back home with my fox wife and I'll fuck her silly before she turns into another goddamn Touhou weirdo.

>>119243 See, if you were a 2hu weirdo you'd know how to best streamline this process. Gappy is 100% the real reason you're there. So you somehow rape her, then wife her fox pet, ez. You even get a cute adorable catgirl daughter as a bonus. But uh... you weren't thinking of LEAVING were you?

>>119283 But gap lady funny so she's cool

>>119283 the gaphag usually cant be approached without her approval, being hidden within her own inaccessible pocket dimension. him raping Reimu is actually a stroke of genius, since thats very likely to get her attention.

>>119243 >grief Reimu's house And that's how you start a new Touhou episode.

>>119367 I have a better idea to cause an incident, sneak into the SDM basement and give Flandre energy drinks and teach her how to swear.

>>119283 Whoever the fuck that "gappy" is, I'll either rape her or fucking torch her along with her house, depending on how much a bitch and how fucked up is she. Gensokyo is a fucking shithole and if any bitch tries to get me in there, I'm gonna fucking go all out and use all my abilities to enact my revenge on her THEN get the fuck outta there ASAP. Oh and to stay on topic. Ran is a hot bitch, but she's a goddamn creep nonetheless. I don't know if I actually want to be anywhere near her, much less actually fuck her. Tsukasa is not much better, I don't wanna know what is it like to be married to a god damn scammer with a grudge against all humans. Yeah not like I can't relate with her on the latter, but I don't wanna wake up with half my organs harvested. With all that said they actually look pretty wholesome in most of their arts so, if we take that away from their fucked up touhou personalities they'd be a pair of really great fox wives.

>>119466 >Whoever the fuck that "gappy" is You're in for a rough time, tough guy.

>>119474 Meh meh meh meh meh.

>>119466 >Whoever the fuck that "gappy" is, I'll either rape her or fucking torch her along with her house Now now, watch your tone bucko. This "young maiden" can do the funny thing with the portals and other poorly explained nonsense about fudging meta concepts. >but she's a goddamn creep nonetheless >fucked up touhou personalities WRONG!!!! Your perception is sorely lacking! How does one even come to this conclusion… May I have your cranial measurements for science? Ran's warm and motherly appearances in fanon doesn't come from nowhere you know, even in her canonical appearances she's nothing but kind and NOT a bloodthirsty battle junkie like so many others! Unless you're a tube fox or tanuki, or hurt her cat, you have to be deliberately retarded to make her upset. I rate her highly, so much so she's simply the best. Honestly can't fathom why you'd turn her down. And, she even comes with a free cat who's cute and especially awesome. But that is okay, you are allowed to have erroneous opinions. Tsukasa on the otherhand… is a fucking bastard I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw her. She deserves every bit of bully and correction from her betters. Rape correction would be ideal if it wouldn't risk the spawning of more of her ilk to contaminate the rest of the world.

>>119466 >>119518 Arguing about Touhou being "fucked up" in one or another way is like arguing that ice cream is not the most nutritionally-balanced food. For anyone who's not Japanese or a terminal stage weeb, Touhou is just a big gallery of cute girls. >Ran is a creep and Tsukasa is a cheat Am I really the only guy who doesn't give half of a fuck about the "personality" of what is, essentially, a 2D cartoon drawing? Besides practically the only Touhou-related content I'm interested in is hentai featuring girls loosely based on Zun's designs. They can have ANY personality I want them to.

>>119628 >Am I really the only guy who doesn't give half of a fuck about the "personality" of what is, essentially, a 2D cartoon drawing? Well, there aren't many people here who join a board discussing almost exclusively weeb content just to complain about weebs or Japan

>>119628 >Am I really the only guy who doesn't give half of a fuck about the "personality" of what is, essentially, a 2D cartoon drawing? IDK if you're the only guy, but the character personality imprints strongly into your perception of the art if you know who is the character. For example take Tamamo from MGQ. If you don't know who is she then she is just a hot fox girl unless she’s in loli form, but if you know her then you know she’s a fucking whore and while she can still be a good fuck, I don’t think you’d want that to be your wife.

>>119628 This. People are being too obsessed with the details of fictional characters. I see a cute girl design, I like it. For example, this black-haired foxy girl. She's cute! And I like it! As for the trivia attached to her, I just take what I like and leave the rest aside. I think I’ve made, like, twenty headcanon characters using that girl’s design, and the only thing that really unites them is her perceived tendency to be obsessed by her love interest (that is, me :) to the degree where she can either hunt down and rape said love interest to claim him as hers, or cream herself from having her cheek caressed by her beloved. None of those characters is even called Kosaka Wakamo!

He's still samefagging wwwwwwwwwww

>>119689 Just ignore any post shitting on Japan/weebs or talking about guns and wait until BO gets pissed off enough to clean him up again. It's bizarre to keep doing it after BO explicitly said in the meta thread that he's aware of his samefagging.

I like learning basic stuffs about characters. I wouldn't get anal about every detail. (except when it goes way too deep into racial or ntr stuffs and people claiming this is the canon) But i like stuffs like Wakamo weak to direct eye contacts or Izuna going nin nin.

>>119708 >Izuna going nin nin. Ninpo! pregnancy! The art of triplets! 💢💢😡😡💢💢👺👺

>>119709 very powerful nin nin ninjitsu

>>119688 >headcanon Wakamo >7' body builder dream woman, always carrying a dual barrel machine gun to piss off fags >has a Southern accent, possibly comes from NM or Texas >drinks tequila by the barrel, rarely ever completely sober >almost always in a state of intoxication that enhances her affection towards (you) >when she does sober up, she goes full yandere and reacts aggressively-possessively to any attempts to put more than 1ft distance between you two >extremely proficent at games like Rimworld and there is a reason to suspect that she had a bit of real-life inspiration regarding certain in-game mechanics

>>119657 Please don't call my wife a whore, that's very rude.

>>119810 OUR wife

>>119810 >>119657 Tamamo must be a good fuck, with all her experience.

There ate other kitsune out there that aren't called Tamamo.

>>119951 He did specify that he was talking about the MGQ Tamamo

How come western myth barely features foxes in comparison to eastern mythology? It's not like they're exclusive to the east of the Ural Mountains.

>>120506 You should look up Reynard.

>>120508 Yeah, but those are fables. They are tales, not stuff integrated into religion, legends, superstition, etc.

>>120506 Westerners just shoot and hunt the vermin instead of waifuing them

>>120509 >They are tales, not stuff integrated into religion, legends, superstition, etc. I mean, the french word for fox got changed to renard due to the tales. That's pretty integrated. Unless you want to get into native american folklore on foxes, which while I am unfamiliar with, I do know there's a fair amount there.

>>120506 Women fear the superior wife species. At least i guess that must be it.

>>120601 >the suspicously fertile hag >the konman >the retard >the batshit yan Four horsemen of (genetic) apocalypse

>>120624 What happens if you combine all of them?

>>120628 Whoah, all i've ever wanted in life.

>>120506 Found this, second entry in the search results https://www.daiyokai.com/en/post/inari-okami-rice-fox-god/ TL;DR Western culture does not have a fox-like deity tied to rice cultivation. Eastern (Japanese at least) does.

>>120506 Because the eastern myth foxes destroyed them to avoid "exchange student shows up with bigger tits and ass" phenomena.

>>120511 >the french word for fox got changed to renard due to the tales. >renard And the old word (goupil) is pronounced close to "głupi". The French are knowledgeable about foxes.

>>120677 >głupi First vid in >>118691 is what happens when a poor fox ends up in eastern europe

>>120647 That is just stating what i already said in the question. I'm wondering "why" foxes don't feature heavily on any well known pantheon the way they do in the east. Why there isn't even a known minor deity related to foxes from europe. Or maybe there is, and they've been just erased with time.

>>120691 Western culture gives lots of value to things such as an individual's power, charisma, and free will. Western mythology reflects on that as well, with most of their gods and legendary existences being either humanoid (majority of Greco-Roman gods, the projection of the humans' thirst for domination) or strong, vicious animals such as wolves (example: Fenrir) or fantasy beings such as dragons and titans. Foxes are just minor pests that used to prey on small farm animals such as chicken, and they possess little to no threat for a human, therefore they aren't very respected in the historic Western societies. While Eastern cultures do have respect for power, their culture is radically different. Foxes are known to be deceptive, cunning and sly in both the Western and Eastern cultures, and since the latter is also very superstitious, I guess those traits have found their place in Oriental culture and eventually, their people have evolved to respect the foxes enough to make them into one of the most important deities. Oriental societies also rely a lot on social manipulation to keep their people compliant, meek and loyal, which might have added to the fox fetish and resulted in creation of lots of stories where the foxes either cooperate with the human lords, assisting them with governing the masses, or subvert them and take control over the human society.

>>120624 The apocalypse will be cute

>>120715 Eastern culture values power a lot, especially raw power, and inari aren't helpless bimbos either. Might have to do something with their ecology, their meals are mostly soy, rice and fish in the coastal areas, so they unlike the Western peasants weren't threatened so much by foxes and could admire their other traits. Foxes are also small game hunters, which might've actually made them useful for the japs who rely heavily on rice farming since foxes would hunt mice who are huge pests for grain farmers.

The correct fate of every f*x

>>120880 Now it's a ghost you idiot you made it more powerful than when it was alive.

>>120880 Not here in America.