>When my town got monsterized, all the plants in my garden were transformed into their demonic versions.
That also includes the odd venus flytrap that was growing right next to the entrance to my territory.
>I wasn’t much worried when I found out that a vampire I’ve been trolling on 69Mon has learned where I live, because they cannot enter into a house without the owner’s permission.
When the door to my bedroom opened, and a black shadow hovered inside, I’ve learned an important difference between owning a house and simply renting it.
>When the Chief God fell, angels have lost most of their power, so when a valkyrie approached to me and tried to talk about chivalry and heroic spirit, I simply told her to fuck off.
The next time I saw her, I was reminded that they easily regain the lost power when they morph into daemons.
>I aggressively supported the new law allowing monster-girls to claim any man they fancy by any means, and banning any self-defence against such acts for men, because ultimately, all monster-girls have only the best intentions for us anybody opposing such pure love is an idiot who deserves to be raped.
Never thought that, of all the luck, I’ll have a fucking mindflayer interested in me.
>I laughed at my friend’s warnings as he mentioned alps; the Adam’s apple would give away the gaywads in no time.
Thanks to the monster magic, alps mimic women down to the last detail, and are virtually indistinguishable from a real woman.
>I think I’ve got the attention of a lilim!
That would explain the sudden feeling of terror striking me randomly, crippling nightmares, and those red, glowing eyes I swear I could see from a distance watching me on a couple of occasions.
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