>be anon
>recently became a powerful wizard
>30 years of maintaining your virginity have finally passed this day
>while you think what could you do with your newfound wizard powers, someone knocks hard on your door
<”Anon Y. Mous open up, this is M.G.T.P.D.!”
>oh crap, what’d u do
>the Monster Girl Town Police Department is at your door, you better open up
<”Mr. Mous, good day to you. We’re here regarding your expired Virginity Pass…”
>ehm well
>today you’ve finally turned wizard so the Virginity Pass that protects you from any molestation by the monster girls has been nullified
>and once that happens, you have to either appeal to the Viril Protection Community associated with the Eros’ followers, or face the risk of being taken by any mg that fancies you well enough
<”Have you appealed to the V.P.C. for protection yet?”
>of fucking course not, it’s only been 10 minutes since your exact b-day
>ffs you didn’t even get acquainted with your newfound powers yet
<”Well then, here ya go~”
>the cops grab you and haul you towards their van, not even giving you the opportunity to change from your boxers into something more presentable
>while you try to figure out wtf is going on a cop sprays concentrated monster mana on you kind of like in Idiocracy, then silences you with a french kiss
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