>>72669 Sex with oversized foxes

>>72669 >isnt it cruel to have your 2 and a half meter tall amazonian fox goddess hunched down in it as well? It's easier to adapt the kitchen to her size than to a foxlet.

>>72672 >"poor, human. there nothing he can do to save himself from the violent onslaught of this monstrous bea- w-why is he going on top of her? shit, intern, stop recording. theres no way Nukinet Geographics will let us publish this... I SAID STOP."

Did you really think you could get away by starting a new thread?

>>72669 >what size and body type would you want your foxwife to be? small, cute and funny? big, soft and warm? remember that foxes are first and foremost master shapeshifters, theres no need to ground your desires for the sake of realism~ As big and thicc as possible. The kind of thickness that the board rules do not allow me to post. Like pics related except at least twice as endowed at the absolute bare minimum. I want her very warm and very fluffy but her fox magic can allow her to control the temperature of her fluff so her giant poofy tail can be like a heated blanket or a cooling pad. Perhaps it can even be an air conditioning unit since foxes use fire so much. I want a fox mommy who is as soft, milky, and mommy as possible. The mommiest and fluffiest fox that ever mommy fluffed. As mommy and fluffy as can be and then multiplied exponentially. For those reasons, I am happy I can draw, albeit poorly, because I can make my own fox gf OC (not the characters in the pictures) as thick as I want with nobody to stop me. The only downside is having every design option available to me makes it difficult to settle on a specific appearance. Being spoiled for choice makes choosing difficult and I have been working at this for a long time now. >why do you desire a fox of this type? what sort of scenario do you dream of when imagining life with this fox? I want the mommycore fox because I am sad and lonely inside and I want the kind of motherly fluffy fox who would love me unconditionally in the ways no 3D ever could or would. With such a fox all to myself, I can be happier and warmer inside. I like to imagine us goofing off indoors. Dancing around, maybe watching jewtube videos or movies, a lot of cuddling, and sex ranging from gentle mommydom to hard reverse rape. Of course, I would like to take her on nice dates to make her feel special. I am not good at imagining those but I would certainly like to take her with me to my local movie theater since showings are sometimes completely empty and it would be nice to have a whole theater all to ourselves. >have you considered the challenges you may face with this type of fox? your lolibaba hagwife might be a master cook, but how will she reach the kitchen counter? likewise, isnt it cruel to have your 2 and a half meter tall amazonian fox goddess hunched down in it as well? Her targeted maternal personality can put her a bit on the obsessive side and her big body necessitates custom tailored clothing. As such, she does not like to wear a bra indoors as they are quite restrictive and uncomfortable for her extreme bust. The same can be said about clothing for the rest of the body so she may enjoy gym shorts or yoga pants so they do not squeeze her legs. She would especially be fond of large and stretchy sweaters. She can be a bit insecure about her body since such softness would certainly jiggle and shake with any form of movement. In public, she wears clothes that cover up her rear and chest quite well. However, she is okay with it since she prefers to dress modestly in public and likes wearing coats so she can share it's warmth with me. Such a body brings up problems but she finds ways to make the best of it.

>>72731 This minus the overly-hyper proportions, pic related being the maximum. I want to get physically dependent on my mother-wife's milk and surrender myself completely into her care.

>>72669 Tsukasa is quite perfect for size and shape. Small, slim and cute adult. Cute can be enjoyed everywhere and all the time and she's very easy to hug and feel protective over.

>>72822 >that chest This isn't the fox boy thread

>>72823 Boobs don't need to be exaggeratedly large to be boobs. Flatties deserve love too.

>>72823 you have been found guilty of foxphobia. the court of (flat) justice have sentenced you to 10 reincarnations of correction by the offended parties.

>>72843 Maybe i should start hating foxes more if that's the punishment you get.

>>72845 you know you cant be prosecuted in fox court if you're under the legal guardianship of a fox, right? you should send in an appeal and get the auctio- ahem, i mean adoption underway asap!

>>72851 >adoption How many foxes can you adopt?

>>72852 however many you can manage to bed in a night, 3-shot rule applies.

>>72847 Does Ran have an intricate back tattoo and take her shirt off to fight?

>>72256 >>72346 >>72531 it's so fucking over for humanity

>>72918 To think such creatures that come in small and stick-like or old and saggy varieties could overtake the world so quickly...

Sometimes I look through pinterest for ideas and it brings me some interesting results.

>>72918 Before infection: >I want to impregnate a human woman! Early stages of infection >I'd never touch a human woman, it's only foxes for me from now on! Final stage of infection >I want to impregnate a human woman! This is some Keter-class shit right here

>>72918 >>72934 what can men do against such reckless fluff?

you have been drafted to teach at a fox school for a year, what do you do?

>>72988 >what do you do? Vasectomy

>>72988 >drafted It's as if we're talking about military!

>>72988 I ask the oldest woman there on a date. If she says no I kill myself before the younger foxes can get me.

>>72918 Fuck the humanity, although I'd stay away from Oriental foxes too. They can not own their guns and unconditionally obey their lords away from my property.

>>72988 >JK: on my lap >JC: legs wrapped around my neck >JS: sitting on my face >Principal: grading my performance >Body: fox property

>>73003 >oldest one is a lolibaba

>>73010 I kill myself.

>>72988 Improve workforce morale

>>73014 Is the fox going to burn down Gotham?

>>73017 No one cared who she was, until she put on the mask

>"government infiltration? foxoplasmosis? hypnotic subliminal messages through internet smut?" >"i have no idea what you're talking about, cant we just snuggle?"

>>73032 >when you marry a KIA glownigger

>>72948 The only thing to be done is to embrace your destiny and become one with the fluff, to work with zeal on ushering in a new era where all biomass on this planet shares a connection by virtue of being parts of a whole - the fluffy hivemind.

>>72823 >You might want to delete that post if you know what's good for you, anon

yet another night cold and mofuless...

I open the "Dealing with Fox students" manual, chapter 3 - On Kudamaki Tsukasa/Vile Fox, skip straight to the checklist on page 75, stockpiles must last a year, bought a bit more to add a safety margin: >Caffeine powder <Go! >Zinc <Go! >Whey <Go! >Ginseng <Go! >Tribulus terrestris <Go! >Yohimbine <Go! >Ephedrine <Go! >Some spicy Hiropon <Go! >Purified coca leaf extract <Go! >Requip <Go! >Selegiline <Go! >Modafinil <Go! >Molly <Go! >Cialis <Go! >Sildenafil <Go! All supplies are go. The number of enrolled students would grow pretty quickly, most certainly by at least 75 if not more if the aorta hasn't ripped itself apart by then. Due to her superb charisma and public speaking skills, Tsukasa would naturally be the student council president. It's certain we would enthusiastically discuss on topics like what names should we give our kids how to better accommodate the new students and their needs on 1:1 daily meetings lasting 8 hours or more, although we would possibly hold extraordinary meetings multiple times a day outside school hours. She seems to be incredibly passionate about the things she cares about. So diligent. She's a good girl. Formatting is hard, sorry!

Did you give your hag a hug today?

>>73295 >centuries past best before date No.

>>73295 does the daily morning struggle to escape bed count? what about leglocks? does that count as a hug?

>>73339 If some form of wrapping for the purpose of physical contact is performed, regardless of which body part performs the act, then it most certainly counts as a hug. Sure, she may be a bit forceful but the fox hag only wants to make sure you feel loved.

tip of the day: foxes have a greatly increased chance to spawn on bed terrain with the "male scent" effect. these are immensely helpful creatures that should be married on the spot in leu of other less important activities, such as sleep.

>>73410 Last time i checked i didn't have a notary or a church in my bed, so she's going to have to wait until i finish sleeping before we go to the town hall.

if you're getting the 5$ steak dinner at the mofukuza casino, remember to never even touch the trays of gambling chips the staff will try to hand you. once your prints are on them, you'll be in debt for the rest of your life. one of those damned vixen swapped out my fork when i went for my drink, i think i've gotten RSI from all the tail brushing i've been forced to do.

>>73501 >remember to never even touch the trays of gambling chips the staff will try to hand you. once your prints are on them, you'll be in debt for the rest of your life. How? As long as you don't gamble this shouldn't be an issue, no? >i think i've gotten RSI from all the tail brushing i've been forced to do. You should mention this to your handler, maybe they'll retire you and marry you off to one of the lonely Christmas cake sisters in the ranks

>>73502 >How? As long as you don't gamble this shouldn't be an issue, no? the mofukuza casinos work differently, you cant cash out in the casino. you need to cash out at an "unaffiliated third party" to get your money back... only problem is the money they give you wont ever cover the cost of the chips, placing you in debt even if you immediately try to cash out.

>>73508 Sounds like a place to avoid alltogether. then.

>>73510 you underestimate what some men will risk for a 5$ steak dinner.

>>73512 The real dinner is ancient deity fox pussy and it sure as hell is of better quality than a 5$ steak

>>73629 comfy

Unemployed? Lonely? Feeling a lack of purpose in your life? Come work to your local kitsune shrine! You will get a job, a beautiful and friendly boss and chance to meet new people and gain spiritual fulfillment!

>>73746 I'm very employed but I'm happy to help out and contribute when I can

>>73773 looks like we need to bring in the heavy guns... send in the wealthy christmas cakes

does the 3 shot rule count on blowjobs?

>>73883 Alright anon, i'll bite, what's the three shot rule?

>>73885 NTA but it comes from MGQ, cum in the fox thrice and you're married. No refunds.

>>73885 oh right, i suppose this site isnt formed up exclusively by /mggg/ Anons anymore. the three shot rule is: if a man cums inside a fox 3 times in a row without pulling out, then they're married on the spot.

I need the warmth only chubby foxes can give me...