I love u bunyip

>>119663 Why whip tiger when you can come to mutually beneficial arrangement with tiger?

>>119665 I love u bunzap

>>119666 Instructions unclear. Married and had many childkots with stripe kot.

>>119668 That's mutually beneficial. You receive: >Kottens >A continuation of your bloodline >A loving wife >The ability to wear tiger print without looking like a douchebag >Easy access to tiger pussy She receives: >Kottens >A continuation of her bloodline >A way to finally get her mother off of her back >Someone to listen to her poetty >Miles and miles of dick A husband to chivalrously love

>>119669 I want to receive cuddles and patpat time. Also cuddles.

Kots?

>>119666 Easier to just catch one by the toe.

>>119671 Kots!

Chesho? More like, Fatso!

>bogie kissing with the mask on >in effect being tongueraped but she never closes her eyes

>>119666 That's not a nice kitty, it's a fuckin' dangerous kitty

>monsters >diplomacy >negotiation >agreements there is no deal you can make with a creature over which you have not the slightest, dullest edge of power you are unwed at their whim

>>119679 >"... then you get no smooches/scritches" The most powerful thumb you can put on the scale against monsters is your love and affection.

>>119678 Never heard someone so wrong, tiger are just fluffy big cat in need of hug

Sex with cat That is an order.

>>119683 I want to study the feline black hole

>>119684 No anon, that's not gravitational force you are currently experiencing, it's just a fetish.

>>119683 Finally, an order that I want to follow. Will complain about it to put up a face

>>119669 but what if I want to look like a douchebag?

Oh anon, that's funny! But not half as funny as the weird shit you're into!

>>119690 Since it's Sunday I bet there are Bogie nuns preparing for service

>>119679 Malef could obliterate me but then I wouldn't be able to give her headpats. It's a stalemate and we both know it.

>>119691 that would be sexy and cute, but she's probably got some funny trick planned for it. like concealing anon in her robes or something.

Did you know that 9 out of 10 dentists recommend sucking my dick for oral health?

>>119695 I was wondering how you had such good teeth

Alps in our midst, men!

The dragon zombie is joining your party whether you like it or not, but you will get a lot more exp if you win the boss fight against her.

>>119698 If she reverses back to tsun, she's fired

PUT CAT EARS ON ZOMBIE DRAGON TELL HER SHE FINALLY ASCENDED TO CATHOOD

>>119700 Cathood is an inferior state of being to any other.

>>119699 Dragon wights tend to be a lot humbler than regular dragons, in that the average dragon wight believes that she's the second greatest being in all of existence.

>>119703 Plants shouldn't have feet.

>>119705 angry_quentin_tarantino_noises.midi

>>119705 What if I want to lick the acid off them and then bust my load all over her soles as she smugs at me?

Plants can have whatever they want. Well, not the fancy store-bought dirt, that stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I can’t afford that.

Cheshire with this body type to smother my face.

>>119711 My cat can't be this fat!

>>119712 maybe if she didn't sit so much she wouldn't be so fat. and maybe if your face wasn't so comfortable and you weren't so fun to sit on she wouldn't use it as a cushion. and maybe if she wasn't so doughy it wouldn't feel so good to be smothered under her sweaty kot ass. so really it's your own doing.

>>119675 Momyip might be my single favourite image >>119690 Bogie is the weird shit I'm into. She's probably right

Semi-solid women are the best kind of women.

I want a lava golem to steam press me. I want to lick the lava pit

>>119701 I think the opposite. It's matter of perspective

>>119702 What's the first?

>>119715 might be cool

It is all perspective. Dogs look up to us, as they are giving sloppy top. Cats look down on us, as we are servicing their holes. Pigs view us as equals, but not horcs, horcs also look down on us. Honestly if the dog knew what I was into she would also be looking down on me.

The Cat Kingdom's justice system sucks. I was visiting the Cat Kingdom when some random Cheshire I've never met before asked me to tongue her anus. I said no and a nearby cat cop immediately arrested me and charged me with a felony. The entire jury at the trial was made up entirely of cat mamono who deliberated for at most five minutes and found me guilty. Now as punishment I must marry the chesh and eat her ass every night.

>>119722 You looked like a prey. If you go there, either be married or want to be married and lock target on a cat to grab

>>119722 Rookie mistake. If you had told cheshire to tongue YOUR anus in response, then she would have been obliged to, or suffer scritches as a penalty. I hope what happened to you happens to me with a gym-going cat, or maybe even a hound if I go to houndville. I hear the cophounds have hatter tier butts.

>>119722 You mean a feliney

>>119722 it's tough being the sucker who gets set as their countries ambassador to the cat kingdom there's just a cat lying across your desk and it's hard to do paperwork

>>119727 If that cat is a 218cm jinko it sounds like a dream job.

>>119727 Dream job as said by >>119728

>>119727 Honestly, even if the kot is just a kot, it would be pretty great. I like kots.

>>119718 The first is her husband, since the zombie memories never go away.

I haven't checked how bad /jp/ is in a while, apparently someone fixed /mgt/'s OP, the pests threads got deleted by a janny and they're butthurt.

Death roll snu snu by huge crocodile girl.

>>119734 >Innocent crocodile girl gets asked for "death roll" >Asks Miss Kiki for the recipe >Miss Kiki also unfamiliar with this confection >Asks Baba Yaga >Baba Yaga passes her a recipe >It's just cinnamon rolls with lamentation mushrooms in the dough

>>119735 >She bakes it and presents it to anon all proud of herself

>>119736 >Undead croc and undead husbando >The underwater sexo can go on forever!

>>119722 That was unconstitutional, a Chesh has no right to force you to eat her ass. Because it's fucking disgusting. Also she has to keep her pussy clean and shaved if he wants you to eat it.

>>119739 they pretty much hand out blessings of poseidon because poseidons chill like that

>>119740 Monster ass tastes sexy no matter the condition, because it's a monster girl.

>>119740 >pussy clean and shaved Anon about to be cursed with a completely hairless Cheshire

>>119742 An asshole is where your shit comes from regardless of species. Any law forcing anyone to eat out that hole is unconstitutional.

>>119744 Monsters poop delicious soft serve ice cream, just like famous Marvel superhero Soft Serve. https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Soft_Serve_(Earth-616)

Hel churches are amazing. You can just walk in and carry one of the zombie nuns out as your new wife. And since most of the other worshippers are zombies, they're too slow to stop you.

>meanwhile the Ogre County: >this girl likes you >this girl rapes you >you didn't want to couldn't beat her back >means you belong to her and her clan now

>>119747 >oni under seven feet tall lol ogrelet

>>119744 mamono don't poop, asshole is just a hole for anal sex

>>119746 They're not very fast but once you alert the horde they never stop chasing you. You'll go home thinking you got away with it and then a few days later you'll look out the window and see the entire congregation shuffling around outside your house.

>>119750 >They brought a cake to celebrate the marriage

>>119748 She's just Barely Legal.

>>119749 You mean like, a second pussy?

>>119754 the asspussy, if you will

A zombie would be the most difficult girl to introduce to my parents immediately after the portals open. What am I supposed to say? "Hi mom and dad! This is the corpse I like to fuck!"

>>119756 Yeah

>>119756 don't introduce her immediately, wait until all the mana you poured into her makes her presentable first, then you can make first introductions.

>>119756 Tell them gently "my gf is mortally challenged, I need you to be open-minded"

>>119746 I want to impregnate all the Zombie nuns

>>119760 it's a miracle (x12)

>>119756 She followed me home, can I keep her?

>>119748 >"I fear I have made a terrible mistake..."

>>119762 I don't know, CAN you?

>>119763 >Needing a box for standing cunnilingus

>>119740 Not a fan of femdom but it's a bit hot, weird.

>>119766 facesitting is hot. there is overlap with femdom but it's not a perfect circle.

>>119763 they sure grow up fast

>I have nothing in common with red onis. <Oh yeah? How are you different? >Well, for one, I'm green.

>>119769 i think it's a lot easier being green than previous studies have suggested

>>119768 Where can i catch this pokemon

if you give a masochistic bone to an overly excited hellhound, things may happen.

>>119770 Gobs have had a good rebrand in recent years, which makes it easy on them. Ogres? Now they have it tough.

>>119772 That is a very creative dog.

>>119773 Ogres are fine but for me it's Onis, in all sizes and all variations

>>119775 large dog = more brain

>>119775 >>119777 What would a hellhound even do if you asked her to rape you creatively? Might stunlock her. Might give you enough time to sneak away.

>>119778 such artistic endeavors are best left to the sidhe

>>119779 We must give the hound a brush.

We must be better victims

>>119781 Victims to dogs. That are on fire. And black. And big. And are probably hellhounds.

Unfortunately, it appears that you were too late to rescue your captured party member from the monsters' fortress.

>>119784 Oh no. Hellhound!

Hellhound and me, sat in her lap, hugging me from behind, nibbling and chewing on my ear, licking my cheek, groping me with her fat paws, her tail thumping all the while.

>>119785 It's a good outcome, imagine if it was a dude turned into an Alp

>>119787 Now imagine if it was a dude who got turned into a magical taco that gives out quests to find the Salsas of Sapience to spread his new Taco Man race?

>>119787 Alp transformations are fine too

>>119788 Surprised a tacokot or hound didn’t ate him.

>>119789 This one is quite sudden.

>>119790 Tacokot and her taco husband

>>119792 I want to be that taco.

>>119687 There's always leopard.

They're dogs, and they're playing poker!?

>>119791 It's like KCD2 where you pick one funny dialogue choice and suddenly your best bro is gay for you.

>>119797 You could go even further back than that. Back in my day it was Dragon Age 2 where you could literally be gay for a character with one choice on the main path. Legit one buddy of mine complained about how the game "Made you gay for Alister" simply because he didn't think about choosing the option that made him mad. >No zoomer monster girls just giving me a flat look as I ramble about the old vidyas and wondering if they should just rape me out of pity.

>>119798 It was Anders, you whippernsapper! Back in my day, we could tell the difference between the bastard prince from DAO and the apostate mage from DAO:A

>>119798 A lot of them prefer retro videogames these days.

>>119801 Yeah, retro. Like the PS3.

>>119802 get out

>>119727 >"This is Order soil. I must consider this an attempt to annex." >"You need a flag to annex, and I left my jacket with the pin in it at the door. You wouldn't deport a stateless little thing like me." >"So you're colonizing." >"Need a colony for that, shall we~?"

>>119803 The PS3 is older now than the PS1 was when the PS3 came out

>>119803 Unc mad.

>>119806 I miss stand up arcade games like R-Type and Forgotten Worlds. If only there were mamono who understood my plight!

>>119800 >>119805 i sure hope i don't get interrupted, pinned or silenced while i'm trying to cast a spell. why i'd practically be helpless

>>119809 I hope i don't get confused and cast buff spells on her by accident.

>>119806 I know 7th gen consoles are old now, but it still doesn't feel right to lump everything older than Xbone as "retro". There needs to be a better clasification.

>>119811 >Giant hellhound bullying anon between her paws and slobbering him all over >commander buries head in his hands >"ANON, YOU IDIOT, I TOLD YOU TO BLOW UP THE DOG."

>>119799 Listen, I'm old and its been a long time since "God Dammit Anders" was uttered in my presence. I even remember what he was like in the OG DLC before they changed it for a brown town and an action button. I was there, there when the name of Hamburger Helper echod on the boards and End of Rine rang true. ...I really would end up either with a hag wife or annoyed youngsters. >>119801 Honestly, thats how its been for me Its either Gachas or games a decade or more old if not further back.

>>119802 >>119803 See, the reason why Anon is mad is not because he's old Its because you can't have Retro Games on a console that had no games.

>>119811 i'm sure if you explain you cast greater fertility on her by accident you can smooth it over

>>119815 >Unearth my Vita recently >Quickly discover that the best use for it is to play games for other systems Monsters for this feel?

>>119817 Bicorns?

>>119816 They are already quite fertile monsters, because they are fiery, like volcanos, and volcanos have fertile soil. No I did not make that up. Still cast fertility on her. And animal magnetism, and charm, and hypnotic sweat.

This post-portal rerelease of Skyrim sure is unique.

>>119822 holy mother of BMI

>>119822 Wake me when I can seduce Miss Kallax.

>>119820 Underrated

>>119823 gotta have some energy reserves for long-distance flying

>>119823 A few extra pounds improves monstergirls. I'd gladly become anemic to increase the size of my vampire wife.

>>119827 This is the truth.

>>119820 Remember to always give a kiss your wife's parasite slime, they need love too.

>>119801 >play retro games with monster lolis >they go into msgk mode and try get advantages by being lewd to distract you

>>119833 I believe I was promised a hag fox to play retro games with?

>>119834 it's possible you may have been misled, nay, tricked by a fox there were no videogames all along

>>119833 Kaizo mario getting a bit more interesting it seems

>>119835 As long as she can protect me from the lolis.

>>119837 you fool, now she knows your weakness!

>>119837 surely you can take care of a few little girls yourself what does she look like, your mother?

>>119756 >You two are so alike each other! <Well, my son... ... >Wow, if I could die looking like that, I'd have killed myself a long time ago HAHAHA <I'm glad you found someone that understands you. >So are my granddaughters gonna be...? <Treat her right. You're dead on the inside, she's dead on the outside. It took a dimensional portal for you to find someone, and, y'know, it ain't gonna happen twice, you understand?

>>119839 She DOES tee up a very VERY strong urge to say "Mommy."

When the portals open, I'm crossing over into the MGE world and heading straight to Court Alf. Not to marry a merrow, or a sea bishop, or a nereid, or even a kraken. I'm using it as a jumping-off point to go to the deepest parts of MGE's oceans. I'm not talking about Queen Diana; I'm talking about the abyssopelagic or maybe even the hadopelagic zone. I'm going to wife the weirdest deep-sea monster girl who may even be undiscovered. She's still going to be cute and sexy, but every erection caused by her is going to be a fear boner. I want her to have dead black icey eyes and a mouth full of needle-like teeth. Give me a freaky fish wife from the abyss!

>>119841 That's your reaction to every woman with large breasts.

>>119844 i would also include small girls wearing aprons

>>119842 Would it ruin your fantasy if I told you that the deepest fish ever recorded actually looks like this? >https://www.popsci.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/05/DeepFish.png

>>119846 That's ever recorded. Most of our ocean is still unexplored, so the ocean of the MGE world is probably even less explored. Also, she doesn't have to be the deepest, just deep. The viperfish can be found at 15,400 feet. >https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/cac98b7936cd17774806c5b08cac9997ff388ee3/0_164_5100_3060/master/5100.jpg?width=1300&dpr=2&s=none&crop=none

>>119848 I bet IRL the thing is like 2 inches long.

>>119846 She's already wearing a wedding dress!

>>119850 ms unicorn's real for that one she's always dressed up to get married, just in case.

>>119851 Lotta girls are like that.

I just wish there were more nightmare waifu monstergirls in general. I'd totally fuck a black harpy with Momo's face.

>Order cleric rapping his stave against the holy texts >”In this adventuring party, we go BY THE BOOK” >Mercenary hellhound incinerates the texts >”Bye book.”

>>119822 Give me Morrowind with MGE dark elves.

>>119855 they can get some

>>119853 I maintain that a 10 meter long centipede absolutely would be nightmare material if you ever encountered it in real life.

>>119853 they're just misunderstood

>>119857 The only nightmare would be the strength of my boner!

How do the extremists counter mad scientists hell bent on taking over the world?

>>119860 It takes a good scientist to defeat an evil scientist. Or just a different evil scientist with a grudge against the first one. And it's usually a lot easier to get 1 evil scientist to hate another than it is to find a rare-as-hen's-teeth good scientist.

>>119853 Living dolls can be pretty scary.

How strong is a kikimora's dog side? Do they like belly rubs? If I threw a tennis ball in the vicinity of my kiki would she run to catch it?

My favourite band is The Hoo

>>119863 Living Dolls aren't scary; they're CUTE.

>>119827 A chubby lich would be absolute perfection.

>>119867 Lotta liches got a little thiccness to them.

>>119868 Well, the more the better.

>>119868 >>119869 Miss Lich has been experimenting with the mamono mana of holstaurs and it seems to have gotten out of hand. Unfortunatly for her the effects appear irreversible.

>>119863 I know

>>119870 Whatever her reasons were for experimenting with holstaur mana, I consider them a complete success and recommend that she continue her work. You know, for science.

>>119871 I'm more tempted than ever to buy a sex doll, maybe I wouldn't be that lonely woth her company

>>119871 Those eyes plus that body are such a sexy combo

>>119789 If that was my bro she would be pregnant in a week

Living dolls are the kind of smol / dom combo I love. Also yan. All girls should be yandere gentle femdom aficionados.

>>119876 also excellent infiltrators if you need to corrupt some order noble daughter/family

>>119878 I know what you meant, but I am now imagining le Thief Living Doll.

>>119871 I like it when "artificial" monstergirls like living dolls and golems have those round, toy-like heads instead of regular human ones. It adds to the non-human factor similar to beastgirls having big paws instead of just human hands.

>>119857 Instructions unclear hugging the bug.

>>119881 >marry the centipede >move in with her >she lives in your walls so that's where you live now >rent out the rest of your house The danuki hate this trick.

>>119869 Kuu doesn't mean that they don't feel emotion like envy or greed

Does anyone know who this artist is and where I can find their stuff. Been trying to find more of their work ever since the fanart archive went down.

>>119871 I miss that artist so bad

>>119884 Their twitter is @bapho_metal, but looks like it got nuked. https://x.com/bapho_metal/ They now post on bluesky, but it doesn't seem like they reposted their old art there, so rip. https://bsky.app/profile/bapho-metal.bsky.social None of the boorus seem to have it either.

>>119888 I like big bugs and I cannot lie.

We had protocols for fighting in the bug tunnels, of course, but we couldn't say how well they worked because nobody who went in ever came back to tell us.

>>119890 The funny thing about bug tunnels is that bugs can move on all surfaces (floor, ceiling, walls) while people can only move on one (floor)

>>119890 If they didn't come back, i'm pretty sure that means the protocols are not working. The only protocol there should be about fighting in bug tunnels is to not fight in the bug tunnels. You are in their territory, you are at their mercy. They control the battlefield.

We had protocols for fighting delinquent succs in the alleyway behind the school gym, of course, but we couldn’t say how well they worked because nobody who went in ever came back to tell us.

>>119893 It kinda just sounds like you're feeding the mamono men with the excuse of testing "protocols"

>>119894 Someone had to deal with those beeg succ delinquents. Their sacrifice to sweaty succ boobs will not be in vain.

>>119894 >I asked the commander how many squads he has and he said he just goes to the order and gets a new squad afterwards

>>119897 >Good question anon, I like you. >Fine brain >If I ever meet a tunnel of monsters that are attracted by large brains I’ll know who to call

No wonder the Order is this useless if all their high charges are secretly mamono.

>>119899 That sounds conspiratorial. You’re breaking rank soldier. With attitude like that, we’ll send you on a suicide mission into the gyaru volcano lair (mall).

>>119873 I doubt that the ones you can buy are as well made and good looking as the ones posted

>>119900 Nooo, not the gyaru volcano lair. Please chief, send me to zipangu in humanitarian mission instead.

>>119902 A suicide humanitarian mission eh? into the deepest ushi infested mountains of zipangu and most degenerate gambling dens of the capital, filled with onis foxes and raijus.

>>119903 Still better than the poor bastard they sent to spy on the Extremist base of operations, dude was last seen up to his neck in sweaty deem tits.

>>119874 Black sclera dolls are rare, and they are definitely the best

Imagine black sclera Alps

>>119904 I would pop like a grape under demon interrogation.

>interrogate deem >come away feeling like she’s the one that interrogated you >end up betraying your post and helping her escape >whisked magically away deep into demon realms >so she can “interrogate” you more >molesting you as your tied up with her hands and tail and magic >before breaking you with hot steamy corrupting rape >aftercare afterwards

>>119907 Unfortunately for you, they're probabaly going to use you for interrogation training. First the senior commander is going to show off proper technique for the entire camp on you and then have every single deem there use you as a practice dummy.

>>119909 What kind of techniques? I heard demons extract lewd, compromising information about what you like and what your into, and then use that to iterate their techniques to milk even more information (among other things) out of you.

modern doll with modern clothes

<We already know that your men know nothing, but let the girls have their fun. <You, on the other hand, have information that we need. That's why I'm here.

>So how are you going to break me then? Coercion? Seduction? Techniques from the darkest libraries of the makai? <Something like that, though I call it the gym. >You... what? <The key to interrogation is pressure. Constant, controlled pressure. I could use magic or seduction, but I prefer a more... direct approach.

>>119912 Its genuinely brilliant; why bother to interrogate someone when you can just swap out their personality for one that'll sing like a canary of their own free will?

>>119913 Does she call it the gym because she's super sweaty and wearing extra-tight exerciseware?

>>119915 She calls it the gym because she was making a joke that she wasn't going to use any fancy magic techniques on him, just her body. Although, being super sweaty and wearing tight clothes probably will make him more receptive. Can ruin his brain with demon stink as he's tied up, and give him a show with her blue shiny body.

>>119914 Brainwash is not a thing in MGE.

>>119917 ORLY?

>>119918 Yes, just like ego death and all the usual bullshit

>>119884 >that medusa I love chocolate monstergirls

>>119920 That's a nice cat, would join in the bed

>>119917 >>119919 I'd let her dig into my mind as much as she wants. She already has my soul.

>>119920 I love little brown girls

>>119923 Me too! https://files.catbox.moe/sxttbi.jpg

Mindflayers are like cats. You just squish them.

Overconfident anon gets squished by cat, more at 11.

>>119926 I would like to be squished by a cat. I think that would really fix some problems in my life.

>>119926 lol, lmao

>>119928 this one shall be smushed under jinko abs

>>119929 NTA, but can I be smushed under a BEEG Cheshire who purrs in Morse code spelling "L O L"?

>>119930 sure. how do you want to be smushed? and are you aware that beeg cheshires are highly aggressive in their teasing? and heavy? and soft? and have very strong pheromones?

>>119931 I want to be smushed under beeg chesh boobies. And I WANT highly aggressive teasing and pheromones and memes.

>>119929 I call that a hug

>>119932 >Anon you are COOKED <Meanwhile, anon is literally pressure cooked by steamy-chesh-smell and the big-furnace-hot-sweaty-chesh-tits engulfing his entire head <His struggles cannot shift the big cat, and he is totally invisibled under her soft body

>>119934 Purrfect

Something usually erotic about giant cheshire. Maybe it's because her teasing is very psychological and verbal, so surrendering your physical advantage as well feels extra dangerous. Like she really is just toying with you, and could eat you up at any moment if she wanted. Add to that the physical teasing, like boobhatting, hip-checking you a crazy distance off course with her fat cat ass, not being able to shift her when she pins you etc.

>>119935 I like when oppai lolis and oppai lolibabas try to smother you with their massive tits despite you being able to push the away any time you want

>>119937 What happens if the guy gets shrank or shotafied?

>>119938 let big sister worry about that

>>119938 Hopefully he gets to live in her booby cleavage.

>>119939 >shorty demands you call her big sis or else (boobs) >>119940 Good end. Adventuring is overrated. Live in tits.

>>119936 I like it because more area to pet

>>119942 >t. smartest anon

>>119940 >>119938 >>119939 Has happened at least on one occasion to a powerful hero against a weak small oppai monster. Ruthlessly milked by a level 1 opponent and became her loving toy.

>accidentally shrink yourself while doing magic research >manage to get the attention of the kiki you hired to keep your wizard tower clean >explain what happened and tell her to follow your instructions very carefully to reverse it <"Certainly, master. Right after I finish cleaning." >spend the rest of the day trapped in kiki's underwear "for safe keeping" >kiki builds up quite a sweat while she's working >rapidly lose your mind to concentrated beastgirl pheromones <"Oh dear, it seems master is in no state to give instructions. Perhaps he'll feel better in the morning." >spend the night trapped between kiki's breasts

>>119945 >After taking her time to carefully follow his instructions, he’s regrown >Something about how he acts feels different >He stole her used sweaty panties from the hamper >And he managed to shrink himself again not long after >And then a third time >Kiki suspects this is no longer accidental >Pervert mastah >She could oblige, with a wry smile, or she could step in to correct

>>119947 >After taking her time to carefully follow his instructions, Did she have to learn a little magic to do so? Is this the origin story of the mage maid with a grumpy wizard familiar?

>>119948 Yes, she had to study. Although she's a fast learner, she is easily distracted by other maid duties and how CUTE mastah is when small. Also she sat on him by accident while reading the tome. This caused further distractions as he needed prompt sexual relief. He would object to being called her familiar and say it's the other way around, but with a faint blush on his cheek.

Big kot maids are simplier to handle

>>119950 >Meido simply lies on top of Anon >Anon helpless I mean, you're technically correct.

>>119953 I'm not helpless, I just don't want to push the cat out of my lap

Kids need to know how to read.

...to read tea leaves, of course! they are omens. Let's have a look. Anon, the leaves in your cups reveal to me, that in your future... oh no.

I was hired to lead, not to read. To lead what, you ask? Lead pipes. Nyeah.

>>119957 Cheshie's stand-up leaves something to be desired, but when she sits down you'll be left speechless

>>119958 i hate it when she makes me the butt of her jokes

>>119960 Anon, that is a goddamned lie and you know it!

>>119961 you're right. i love being the butt of her jokes. especially jokes involving her god damn butt that leave me speechless, as in unable to speak. cheshire comedy, it's a gas.

>>119962 I love monster butt, not only Chesh Anal sex is truly a blessing

>>119963 Human depravity is a blessing in disguise for monsterkind

>>119963 <what are you gonna do, assfuck me? >quote from dragon assfucked

>>119963 Dragons don't have to fear me fucking them in the ass because I will be too busy eating it.

>>119965 What an oddly specific yet prophetic thing to say. As expected of monsters.

Miss Dragon is going to be pissed when I only do Missionary position sex with handholding for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>119963 Man, this is what I want to do with a malef after a heated debate in the throne room

Miss ogre is not going to be pissed when I challenge her to a drinking competition and the loser has to do whatever the winner says

>>119970 She'll be drinking so she'll be pissed.

>>119971 she's made of stern stuff. i'd be more worried about what lewd and degrading thing she has in mind when you lose.

>>119972 She doesn't look that stern. She's more of a friendly-looking lady.

>>119973 Basking in her victory. In her natural habitat - the pub.

>>119974 Just look at her. Unbothered. Inseminated. Happy. In Her Natural Environment. Unfocused. Inebriated

>>119975 I like that her hair is big and floofy. Floofy hair is cute. I bet it smells nice.

>>119976 I am also a fan of sniffing ogres

large large mouse (small)

>>119972 Is it spooning? Can we spoon after? Can I be spooned as a consolation prize?

>>119978 I love these pathetic creatures.

>>119982 Is face in armpit a legal restraint for cop horcs to use?

>>119980 Spooning but very handsy and likely to devolve into aggressive kissing, handjob and ear biting.

>>119969 I bet that's how political debates on television in MGE usually end, when it's monster on monster political violence I bet it's mating pressing each other with those double sided dildos or anal tug of war

>>119981 Same

>>119985 MGE monsters don't do gay shit like that

>>119986 Leaving cheese outside of the fridge at night is like a free rodent booty call

>>119987 It's just asserting superiority

>>119989 I need a botkot to assert superiority over me

>>119987 ENTER

>>119990 Should batkots be more or less mean and aggressive to sub men?

>>119990 >botkot

>>119993 I really want robots to have pheromone emitters. I also need her to scan me with her eyes and declare me a 'PERVERT' in a robot voice

>>119988 You can also get insects like that

>>119995 I'd go for the top right combo.

>>119996 Bottom right is indisputably the best.

>visiting the desert kingdom >beautiful place but you don't know how the desert monsters handle the heat >you came out here to look at the pyramids but right now you're just looking for somewhere with air conditioning <"May I?" >the temperature around you suddenly drops by ten degrees >you turn around to see the source of it >goddamn ice queen >aren't they supposed to be super rare and also not in the desert? >she must have noticed the confusion on your face <"My father thought I would benefit from seeing the world. Maybe he was right after all."

>>119997 Agreed! 100% the best pairing.

>>119995 Insect incest is fine too

>>120000 Quads of truth

>>120000 Auntster incest is wincest

>>120002 >Anon being forced to call his Auntster "Dean" and fuck in the back of an old Impala.

>>119998 >"Oh, it's not that bad here at all, the nights are rather comfortable"

I want to sing mining songs as i mine for gems with the giant ants

>mino >sounds like minnow >is, in fact, fucking huge

i dont want to fuck family members

>>120007 but your family members belong on your member

>>119998 Speaking of not!Egypt, I'm now imagining a brown eel basking on the bank of the Nile.

>>120003 That's actually really hot

>>120003 Ah yes, the Wincesters.

>>120007 That's too bad, now take off those pants

Being a janitor in MGE sucks. Having to deal with shedding hounds, mucus from mucus toads, feathers coming off harpies, dirt tracked in by gnomes, and pussy juice from constantly dripping jubjubs.

>>120013 Imagine being school janny on the day a femcel Cupid decided to shoot up the school with demon silver bullets

>>120012 But mom I have to work tomorrow, I need to sleep

what an amazing monster

>>120016 I would be so upset by this. If my hands are pinned down, how can I give scritches?

>>120017 It is for but a moment so she can look down at you, searching for approval whilst also smugging. Then she'll drop her arms so she's pinning your body with her tits, but your arms will be free to wrap around and do as you please.

>>119998 Does she... does she dance to us down, or does she just stand there? Would it be rude to ask for a drink or hors d'oeuvres? Is she still royalty, will I get shackled for even thinking about it?

>>120018 I would melt if a woman smugged at me. I've never felt smug-worthy for a day in my entire life.

>>120018 I need hound titties. Hopefully she'd get the message and help me out when I try to grope her.

We know a monster like a hakutaku or phantom would send you an eloquently written love letter, but what about a jubjub? I don't see any hands in her profile, so assuming she doesn't have any (or is illiterate because she's too coombrained), she'd have to tell someone else what to write for her. So what would that love letter read like?

>>120019 She's royalty back home but in the desert kingdom she's just a tourist, and the pharaoh certainly wouldn't arrest someone for that.

>>120022 >So what would that love letter read like? Extremely horny, but whether or not it's reinterpreted during Transcription would depend on the friend. Putting down her exact words would be one way to come at the issue, but running those thoughts through a (more eloquent) rose-tinted filter wouldn't be a bad approach either. Really it's writers choice, I feel like the jub matters less than the person doing the writing.

>>120024 >jubjub asks her mad hatter friend to help her write a letter to anon >hatter decides transcribe exactly what she says >"Dear Anon, you are sexy and I am horny. I want sexy sex. I am so horny I want you to slap my fat ass and fuck me sexily. Sex. Your cock is so big and sexy it will feel sexy in my sexy pussy. Please fuck me I am so sexy and horny. Sex sex sex sex sex. Me horny. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. Love jub."

>>120025 My mind went and had a wander. >Jub has an Alice help her write Anon a letter ==Deer Anon, you are sexy and I am horni. I want sexy sex. I m so horny I want you to slap my fat ass butt and fuck me sexily. Sex. Your cock is so big and sexy it will feel sexy in my sexy pussy. Please fuck me I am so sexy and horny. Sex sex sex sex sex. Me horny. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. -Lovejub.== It's a little hard to read because the letter is written in pink crayon on white paper >Jub has a jabberwock help her write Anon a letter It's multiple pages of the depraved shit the wock would do if she were a birb and had a husband >Jub has a cheshire help her write Anon a letter "Swiggity swooty, come and get this booty. Dicktated, not read (because she can't read, LMAO) Jub" >Jub has a hatter help her write Anon a letter "Dearest Anonymous, My heart and body yearn for your return. I often find myself fantasizing of you spreading my womanhood with your substantial girth and taking me as only a man of your caliber can. Each day without you is a torment my libido can hardly stand. I hope you long for me in the same way and your longing soon brings you back to me so we might keep the neighbors awake for a week straight with our merry plapping and moaning. Awaiting you with a lonely heart and moist vagina, Jub"

>>120027 I'm more of a Chesh man myself, so I'm inclined toward that letter. BUT Gotta admit Miss Hatter knows how to turn a phrase.

>>120027 you could probably teach a jub to read with the right motivation like some kind of spelling puzzle that unlocks a door to rape anon

Do jubs recognize themselves in a mirror?

>>120030 they mash up against it territorially because they think some hussy is after her man

>>120031 some big titty hussy*

I NEED A TEAM. A TEAM OF MONSTER GIRLS. To be my RPG group. One of them needs to DM.

Hrmmm cat

>>120033 >It's more immersive this way anon >No, your character can't call for help, they're silenced, now hold still

>>120035 Exactly >>120033 The purrfect team is Anon the juggernaut Chesh the rogue Nekomata the heal priestess Jinko the fighter And bunyip the mage

>transfer to MGC High because human education is not recognized and you have to redo the high school to be legally recognized as adult >faced with the usual bullshit of various monsters trying to goad you to join their club <"You new guy, join my club or else..." <"You'd be wise to join my club..." >say you're not joining any stupid ass club >every monster around you gasps <"w-what?! everyone knows you have to join a club!" >point out there is no formal rule forcing you to and leave stupid Zipangese cliches

Dead hours.

>>120038 I think the first VN I ever read was Discipline: Record of a Crusade and a big part of the plot is horny girls from different clubs trying to proactively date (read: rape) the MC so he'll join their club as a fucktoy, I can only imagine the Monster Girl after school club experience being somewhat similar Still joining the book club though

>>120039 Undying love and devotion is the best

>>120033 >echidna dm >thought it was silly and degrading until she realized she could make her own dungeons >they're awesome and difficult >feeds you OP items to let you experience them right up until the very end where she partywipes you >"Luca, since your character is down, can you play the night gaunt assassin for me? Anon just failed his rape saving throw."

>>120042 roll for anal circumference

I think Apophis should bite me and then leave me coiled up. As little direct stimulation as possible. Let the venom do the work. See its effects in a controlled environment.

>>120042 >feeds you OP items to let you experience them right up until the very end where she partywipes you And this is when you realize OHKO cheese strats are the only way to play these games

>>120045 Can't we just downplay the numbers autism (sorry 'nubi) and focus on telling fun stories? Stories where the shopkeeper NPC is actually a legendary figure in retirement and a secret boss

>>120046 touch fluffy tails?

>>120047 A choice was made. Consequences will never be the same.

>>120048 Touch more fluffy tails from the evil guild?

Ocelomeh is also fluffy and a cat.

>>120050 Yes but smol, agitated and mean

>>120046 and then dumbass adventurer anon decides to shoplift

why is there not more monmusu games / art bros :(?

>>120053 Because you (don't) touch yourself (enough) at night

>>120052 wasn't this game abandoned?

>>120051 You are a heathen.

>>120055 Yes, 100% ded and abandoned, not even stuck in development hell.

I would never shoplift, but I would like to be raped by mercantile monsters.

>>120058 That sucks

>>120052 But what are the consequences of this criminal affrontery?

>>120063 None because poor fox is stuck in a never-ever abandoned v0.0.0.8 game just like the MGERPG Holst*

>>120063 Turned into a cushion to support her rich fox ass.

Never trust a fox

>>120067 Why not? The fluff ratio is excellent

Kitsune, more like, shitpoogay! *unaware of the 7ft fox behind him*

>>120066 Lucky bastard.

>>120070 I wouldn’t call being smothered by sweaty Kitsune ass until your buttdrunk and mindbroke as lucky

>>120067 I trust all oppai lolis, the race or age doesn't matter

You have to really upset the foxes for them to do this to you.

>>120051 Ocelomeh are full size jaguars, not ocelots. The name must have contributed greatly to jaguar rapes in the region.

>>120075 Ocelomeh love the small pale skinned men from across the sea. They are cute, silly and easy pickings when they walk into the jungle with no plan. Basically asking for it.

>>120075 Still smol by european standards, they wouldn't stand a chance if not for the god forsaken jungle

>>120077 Some are even bigger. You should see the temple guard and clergy. Also, the jungle has poisons that make you shrink in size so the medium sized ocelomeh becomes huge, and makes the guy nice and scared and willing to jump into the paws of an ocelomeh.

why can't monster girls be real

>>120078 Good point, we must build a trade road with them and avoid anything that's not related to commercial exchanges. Ignore their provocations and never, ever go in the jungle if you don't want to be listed as MIA >>120079 Because we must suffer

>>120080 I'll find work in the golden city as a bean huffer.

>>120081 Traitor, feeding the cat is against the rule

>>120082 she smelled good and lured me off the path. into the jungle.

>>120083 We will never meet the royal court's demands and will get executed if all soldiers are like that; it's doomed. Might as well make a dark deal with their heretic cat priestess.

>>120084 Give her the deal. Build a fleet. Liberate the homeland. Install an !Aztec ocelomeh on the throne of !Spain.

>>120085 If !Spain get brown cats, !France should get the big canadian ice cats

>>120086 And !uk gets purple cats. Everyone lives under the fluffy benevolent rule of cat. Everyone wins. Even the dogs.

>>120087 !Portugal also get japanese cats !german I don't know but they seems more like dog people so

Revolver Ocelomeh (Revolver Ocelomeh)

>>120088 Werecat? W pronounced as V. They do seem more like dogs. And then Poland and further east is kikiland.

>>120089 It would be really impressive to see her gun juggling with those paws >>120090 Smart, the Were thing work both for cat and dog so it's a mix

>>120089 you're pretty alright

>>120087 >And !uk gets purple cats. and desert kingdom rapist monsters

whatever happened to that MGE rpgmaker game kenkou was working on?

>>120093 Anon deserved to be graped on the tube because he stood on the left of the escalator and miss Apophis was in a hurry.

>>120094 the holstaur miles are perilous and few return

>>120096 holstaur mines, even

>>120097 Minor spelling mistake, forever doomed to Alphood.

>>120098 many such cases

>>120096 man I just want more mge kino why is that so hard

>>120100 MGE kino? Or MGE MINO?

>>120100 i do like ms abaddon's thighs

>>120101 both is good

>>120099 >Healthy young man goes to /mge/, gets pumped with massive shot of Alpposting, feels horny and changes - ALPHOOD. Many such cases!

>>120104 >Doc I am ready! Charge me with alpposting! this is me. gib alpposts.

dominant monsters dominantly dancing at you in a dominant way to assert superiority and dominance. if you ain't got the moves, then stay off the dance floor!

>>120093 I'm not very fond of cats, but there's something about the desert kingdom ones that makes them irresistible to me

>>120106 >get destroyed by monster party >you hear some musical jingle while they're doing a victory dance >they loot your underwear oh no, they're nerds

>>120108 what are you complaining about you got a party of monmusu wives to play vidya with

>>120108 Need to add a snek that just awkwardly flops around trying to follow the dance and then slinks off wearing the pants on her head.

>>120110 hey now, snake can dance; it just focuses more on arm, belly and hip movements

>>120110 I'd pick the snek

>>120108 This is infinitely more humiliating than any sexual act they could inflict and I am all for it.

>>120106 >zombie dragon >Dom lol, lmao even

>>120114 much like the jub, i except that dom-ness scales exponentially with minutes since they last had sex

Alright, where is the Lich that resurrected one of my favorite time-wasting games? I don't know if I should slap her or eat her out. Maybe the latter if she can convince the team to remove the less-than-savory aspects that got shoe-horned in. Anyways, what mamono developed and/or altered games would y'all want to see post portals?

>>120114 She’s in good company with miss hound and miss ocelomeh. She’ll learn the joy of rape. And then, when anon has been spined by Miss core and bitten by Miss grape and bonked by Miss ocelomeh’s obsidian sword, she’ll bathe the whole party in dragon breath. One touch orgasms. Infinite cum. Mindbreaks all around.

>>120117 That's fucked up, she fell off

>>120118 It’s just sex. Dragon zombies can be sub or dom it is literally in their profile they don’t care as long as it involves sex. They are ferocious when attacking but become submissive quick if the man wants it.

>>120074 And here I thought some nice tofu would do the trick.

>>120119 What a coincidence, I love sex too

>>120089 And don't even think about using autofire... she'll know.

>>120121 They're calling her "Fuck-enstein". Ridiculous, right? She's obviously "Fuck-enstein's monster".

>>120108 >defeat party of low level dom monsters >rape everyone and leave.jpg >you're now their arch rival and keep encountering them in other places

>>120123 <"Please, Fuck-enstein is my husband. Call me Bride of Fuck-enstein."

>>120124 I love sex with low level vermin

>>120125 >"And by incorporating ze genes of ze 'Jubious-Jub' und ze 'Thunderous Erminea' - better known as ze raiju - into ze dragon bones, we can create ze ultimate FUCKING machine." >"No offence, Frau Automaton." >"She is big. She is bold, ja? She YEARNS for ze penis. She is sehr GROSS (great)!" >"But, ah... there is ze, how do you put this... complications." >"Perhaps due to ze unique genetic makeup, she flies up to ze tallest bell tower in ze city of Sexenberg." >"There, she perches, touching herself, until lightning strikes." >"Then, with ze voltage of god, she bombs down upon ze town, smashing all in her wake to unleash all that pent up sexual aggression unto ze man." >"It is an affront to all gods." >"Ten thousand vatts of electricity converted into sex-joules, directly unleashed onto ze man." >"Sehr gut, ja?"

>>120127 How do I get a job as the Igor for this crazy Gremlin?

>>120128 Ask her ?

>>120128 You need to send her a "Bewerbung", with your name and information, fill out formulars 4A through 4C, and send the letter with a science stamp of at least 10 Monbucks of value.

>>120126 No vermin, monsters like hellhounds, ocelomehs and amazons except they're weak noobs.

>>120129 Nah, she might say no. Just show up in the lab with a mop and act like you belong there, wear a prominent nametag so she doesn't need to ask your name and show intiative, you might get promoted

>>120128 Can you flip a switch? Can you say "Yes master/mistress" in a funny voice? Can you carry her back to bed when she passes out in her lab from exhaustion? Can you give her headpats when she's feeling needy? Will you let her experiment on you and enable her worst ideas?

I'm glad frau automaton is there to cook, clean and reign-in Fuckenstein, Fuckenstein's Monster and Igor. SOME monster in that dark lab upon the hill has to be responsible.

>>120134 Who built her? How long has she been tending to Castle Fuckenstein? Does she run in the family?

>>120126 Low level vermin are easily swayed and changed. You'd be surprised what kind of experiments they'd consent to just for a crumb of cheese.

>>120135 For a robot maid built to follow orders, she’s awfully mysterious. Except around Fucktoberfest, where she drinks too much. Whoever built her also gave her the ability to become inebriated. She’s got style and the air of nobility, despite being a maid. Dresses fancy too.

>>120126 Be careful, they are extremely fertile and you will end up having to take a lot of responsibilities

>>120137 "Frau" also implies she's married, doesn't it?