Imp feet.

Just thought of creating the new thread, only with alps instead

Alps also have feet.

>>118544 Not sure if true.

>>118539 Do imps have feet?

>>118549 I’m not sure. Do we have an imp expert on call?

What sort of online content would different kinda of mamono produce? My personal theories: Liches: Playthroughs of incredibly grindy JRPGs/dungeon crawlers. 100% completion, done in one sitting with the lich never once leaving her chair. Dhampirs: Urban exploration of undead kingdoms, ancient tombs, etc. Cheshire Cast: Prank videos, with a heavy emphasis on illusions and catbutt Malefs: Femdom ASMR Trolls: Gardening videos, reviews of various kinds of fertilizer and mulch Pyrows: Reaction videos, videos about various online drama between people you've never heard of before P'Orcs: Fast food review videos

>>118539 >>118553 >Liches: Playthroughs of incredibly grindy JRPGs/dungeon crawlers. 100% completion, done in one sitting with the lich never once leaving her chair. Hi, it's me. Her chair.

>>118552 Imp feet have been confirmed.

>>118553 Hakutaku: Longform videos on what happened today a hundred years ago in whatever country she's obsessing about this time. May or may not include a map in the background with a dart lodged in the topic location. Oni/Satyros: Duo that does Sommelier videos on human and monster liquors. Most of the entertainment is watching them slowly get drunk on what they're reviewing. Grizzlies: Outdoor survival tips/cozy rustic campsite ASMR. Wonderworms: Simple trip reports. Lots of pauses as the host trails off and stares at the wall for a few minutes. Mad Hatters: Longform and winding essays on Terrence McKenna, sacred geometry, and tea recommendations. Anubis: Unboxing and Assembly content. Ranges from simple Lego sets to intricate and accurate model kits. Cupid: Guntuber. Sometimes collabs with the Grizzly survivalist. Gremlin: Half mythbusters knock-off, half rube goldberg machine demonstrations.

>>118556 Pharaoh: Either strategy games or long history videos of stuff that happened a lot longer ago than the Hakutaku's ones, depending on how old she is

>>118556 I need a gremlin whose content is ENTIRELY built out of INSANE DANGER. >Fire >Explosions >LASERS >LAZERS >Explosions >Illegal artillery >Nuclear weapons >Explosions >Megumin cosplay >Explosions

>>118558 Pharaohs are supposed to be thousands of years old, so much, much longer ago. Of course, most of her videos are first-hand accounts of whatever historical events she happened to see.

>>118556 >Anubis: Unboxing and Assembly content. Ranges from simple Lego sets to intricate and accurate model kits. I could also see anubises doing webseries on making your office/bureaucracy as efficient as possible.

>>118561 Miss 'Nubis is gonna have one of those homes ENTIRELY OVERWHELMED by intricate train tracks.

>>118553 Werewolf: exercise and sports equipment hype beast. Certainly has a sponsorship from some running shoe company or another, probably has her own brand of protein product. Phantom: sketch comedy making fun of current events. It's so cerebral not even the people being bullies always get it, but once you're keyed in she's hilarious. Jorougumo: It girl fashion reviewer. Has great taste but is often in hot water for doing things that conflict with her online image. As one would guess, these things always happen after dark. Anubis: see what was already written about liches, but with Sim games. Her videos are uncut but always end at a precise time. Dhampir: two sisters demonstrate HEMA weapons, armor, and techniques. They're genuinely interesting and entertaining, but a decent chunk of their subs are just there for tummy, which always makes it into the video even when they're armored up.

>>118562 Miss Anubis filled up her house with so many train tracks that there's no longer room for her inside and she's actually living out of a camper van she keeps parked in her driveway.

>>118564 >The camper van also has some train tracks in it >You can see that she's working out a way to connect the camper trains to the house trains >Her family has staged 3 interventions already

>>118563 >Anubis: see what was already written about liches, but with Sim games. Her videos are uncut but always end at a precise time. Ironically enough, the one game that she never once touches is Pharaoh. Dhampir: two sisters demonstrate HEMA weapons, armor, and techniques. They're genuinely interesting and entertaining, but a decent chunk of their subs are just there for tummy, which always makes it into the video even when they're armored up. Dhampir tummy is best tummy; who are they to deny it to their viewers?

eh? my tummy?

>>118553 Kobold: She's just making a vlog about herself living her best life. There is no the, she doesn't fish for subs, but she's so goddamn energetic and cute people can't get enough of her anyway. Wurm: started off digging a secret garage for her husband, but at this point they've moved onto their second underground apartment complex. They don't need the video revenue anymore, her husband is just so proud of her he likes to show her off. Tanuki: stock market and economy reports. She usually gives good advice, but every once in a while she'll do a pump and dump on her viewers. The trick is in determining which tickers are a trap. Houri: celebrity gossip, especially romance. She sometimes gets her own celeb footage which weirdly seem as if it was filmed through a rifle scope and the subjects are usually engaged within a few months. Gandharva: does instrumental covers of popular songs using instruments from her country

>>118564 >>118569 >Gandharva: does instrumental covers of popular songs using instruments from her country yfw it's all chiptunes

>>118568 Yes, your tummy. Have you seen yourself in a mirror, Miss Dhampir?

>>118569 > Tanuki: stock market and economy reports. She usually gives good advice, but every once in a while she'll do a pump and dump on her viewers. The trick is in determining which tickers are a trap. Just look for the ones where she looks like she's fifiteen seconds away from orgasming on camera.

>>118570 I will fight you. >>118571 >Have you seen yourself in a mirror, Miss Dhampir? Yes, but mostly when she practices her dramatic poses. Her stomach isn't really her focus.

>>118553 mimic: jump scare pranks cancer: cleaning things soldier beetle: contact sports

>>118573 https://www.furaffinity.net/view/177069/

>>118573 What was her focus, then? Considering her outfit, I have a hard time believing she never realized how much emphasis it puts on that wonderful tummy of hers.

raiding tombs with pharaoh (she needs to get all her stuff back)

>>118576 Oh, you know. Stance width, lighting, cape swishing, the fundamentals.

>>118578 >cape swishing But that gets in the way of seeing her bum!

>>118578 Simple as that? I can respect the hell of that, actually. I just hope Miss Dhampir knows just how fucking gorgeous she is.

>>118577 >we're almost there, my burial chamber is left from here >n-no we aren't lost, I remember where it is, it's only been 4000 years since the last time I was here

>>118553 Mothman: Restoration videos, mostly old light-up bar signs and/or arcade machines. A fair portion of each video is dedicated to different angles and light exposures of the restored item plugged in and lit up. Ochimusa/Hinezumi: Duo with content that's half exercise/self-defense instructionals, half meditative Tai-chi posing and quotes from books like The Hagakure. Ratatoskr: Unhinged conspiracy news and viewer submitted blurry videos. Krampus: Holiday decoration displays, how-tos for tricky lights.

>>118579 Swish just right and her bum is emphasized. >>118580 She knows, but she's a little disappointed nocone ever compliments her shoulders. She spends a lot of making sure they're framed just right, you know?

>>118555 I am going to get weird looks from the imp asking questions like that

How far can you make it into a Zipangese shrine before ending up with a dedicated stalker?

>>118584 Maybe, but imps are fun to talk to and it'll all work out.

>>118583 I'll be the one to do it, then. I'll tell her how well shaped and toned they are and ask her what exercise routine she uses. She deserves it.

>>118585 What if I have a lower-than-normal body temperature? What THEN, miss snake-stalker?

>>118586 hell yeah. imps, especially latenite imps, are cool, trustworthy and nifty

>>118585 https://img4.gelbooru.com/images/a9/4c/a94c3c5939d6874fc91eff2c3a4ed7d8.jpg <LEAVING SO SOON, HUMAN?

>>118548 Yes, cute little feet

>>118590 Ooooh, shiny ryuu, shiny ryuu! I wanna ride! >>118587 Slay, Prince Charming.

>>118591 gonna ask for a foot job

>>118591 Too fat in the wrong places

>>118591 Winglets, when will they learn?

>>118591 >moles Eww

Ms. Vampire wants you to admire HER nape. Go on, take a little nibble. It's fun!

>>118596 omg moles are cute what is your problem?

Absolutely massive wurm crushing me with her absolutely massive titties

>>118599 Anon, that is a MEDIUM wurm.

>>118596 Moles are cute, would definitely kiss them and maybe give her a few bites while making out

>>118601 >Kiss moles >Anon and his Cheshwife are NOT on the same page >His Tacokot wife is even FURTHER removed from being on the same page >They all end up with pretty damn good molé chicken tacos, though.

>>118600 If that's a medium, I can only imagine (and want to see) how big a LARGE wurm is.

>>118603 Meanwhile, the rata reporting on all of this (codename: Deepcheek) is upset that no one even considered THAT kind of mole.

>>118597 This isn't a trap, is it? I'm not going to do a little nibble and then she's not going to start biting my neck, is she? I mean, it's hot as hell and I'll do it even if she is going to bite me, but I just wanna know first.

>>118607 Anon, if you put your neck near a vampire's fangs because she suggested it, it is not a trap. You both know what it is going to be. Obviously.

>>118604 >A wurm emerges from the depths >Generates a 9.0 earthquake and blots out the sun >Anon sees her from WAY TOO CLOSE "Cute..." Many such cases

>>118608 You'd assume that's the case, but not all vampires feed from the neck.

>>118610 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m61pCW2O5iU

>>118610 Gross. The ideal vampire tongues my butthole.

>>118601 >kissing and biting an Alp Gross

>>118613 As long as it's not in their shitting dicknipples it's fine.

>>118607 Is it a trap if it's not hidden? She's just sharing the fun before she takes her turn.

Mindflayer-chan can get rid of the bad voices in your head. You just have to let her.

>>118616 Mindflayer-chan's reaction to me

>>118610 she scrape and lick

>>118616 I don't need to be mind-raped by a flayer. All my mental problems can be fixed with succubus hugs.

>>118616 >i got those bad thoughts out of your head that's good >but they escaped and turned into a monster that's bad >but you can fuck her that's good

>>118619 Sounds like something someone who needs to be mind-raped by flayer would say. The doctor knows what is best for you.

>>118613 Would you really be able to resist an Alp after the portals open?

>>118616 It's all fun and games until it turns out the "bad voices" are another Mindflayer. >>118622 You know what, Alps deserve honesty, and so do those that Alps like. No "just bros" excuse, admit romantic love.

>>118624 She has a big sister bod, but makes me want to treat her like a little sister.

>>118624 This is what you'll have to deal with often if you decide to marry one of these womanchildren. And I'm willing to put up with it.

>>118553 Bogeys obviously do comfort/sleep aid ASMR Owlmage does playthroughs of autismo turn based games with frequent flapping and angry bird sounds because playing with talons and no hands is hard Bunyip just uploads contextless footage spying on anons while breathing heavily and hiding whenever they look her way

>>118624 when you don't want to tell her a bedtime story

>>118627 >Bogeys obviously do comfort/sleep aid ASMR So do bogies, albeit ones with a lot of haunting circus music in the background. > Bunyip just uploads contextless footage spying on anons while breathing heavily and hiding whenever they look her way Does she also upload the footage of when the cops get called about the weirdo breathing heavily in the bushes?

>>118629 >upload the footage of when the cops get called about the weirdo breathing heavily in the bushes What would bodycam channels be like in the mge world/post-portals?

>>118630 >>118629 I feel like Kunoichi of Valkyries probably do the police/bodycam videos. Unagi does wholesome home cooking. Shoggoth does creepypasta videos.

>>118630 Weird. Really, really weird. You'd probably see a lot of the usual shit you'd see now, drunk drivers, people getting arrested for shoplifting, etc. but then you'd get shit like "An anubis broke into someone's house because they didn't think the furniture was symmetrical enough." or "A dark mage turned an entire suburb into a mamono realm because why the fuck not." or "A centaur knight got drunk and started jousting with parked cars and did half a million in damages."

>>118631 >Shoggoth does creepypasta videos. Just because Shoggy is "eldritch" herself doesn't mean she's good with spooky stories. Her Mastah should comfort her when she feels scared.

>>118631 Valkyrie would do the bodycam videos, kunoichi would either do exercise videos or speedrunning video games.

>>118633 >shoggoth that's absolutely terrified of actual cosmic horror stories because they fill her with existential dread

>>118623 >No "just bros" excuse, admit romantic love. The bro part is the best part, like all the benefits of a girlfriends with 0 responsibilities, same as the alp getting bullied and raped by her bully yet she still goes to his home and keeps him company Alps were made for that twisted romance

>>118630 >>118632 >Drunk woman (oni) shrugs off three taser deployments

>>118636 You will put the ring on her finger eventually.

>>118613 Nothing gay about kissing and nibbling a biological woman, personally I would nibble those ears and that thick tail, maybe the spade if it's soft like cartilage covered in muscle or if it's fatty and squishy, due to the size of the spade and the tale it probably is

>>118638 >be an Alp bully >bully her at school, stuff her in the locker, make her buy drinks for you and stuff like that >then she goes to your apartment after school >she cleans your place, cooks you hearty homemade food and services you >you ravage her mercilessly every night and sleep together >still she makes you breakfast in the morning before leaving early so people never see you two together leaving the place >the days go on like that >they always been >but one day while eating together at home you hand her a little package >she opens it and has a golden ring with her name engraved >she loves it and kisses you >still you tell her that she can't wear it in public >the bullying ends as you two finish education >nobody realized that she was already pregnant with your child Maybe you can add that she in fact had some children of your during school, that's even hotter

>>118640 I would give her a bow for her tail to mark her as my property, or a ring for her tail

>>118633 >>118635 >Shoggoth who is completely immune to cosmic horror stories because they sound normal to her >Absolutely freaks the fuck out if a cat is in danger >All her stories are about cats missing meals or almost missing meals or not getting brushed enough, or what have you >She views stuff like Milo and Otis as TOP TIER all time great horror, and cried for weeks once she found out how the movie itself was so dangerous for pets

>>118631 I imagine that there would be a lot of different mamono doing wholesome home cooking videos. Unagi does Zippanese style cooking. Kikimora does various baked goods; breads, muffins, tarts, that sort of thing. Holstaur does everything dairy-related, up to and including how to make your own cheese. Wight does French cooking.

>>118624 This is what happens when you do not turn your BOOB HAT into a DELICIOUS BREAST MILK SNACK.

>>118623 >No "just bros" excuse, admit romantic love. But if we stop being bros we won't be able to do our secret pelvic handshake

I'm tired; here's a gothyip.

>>118556 >Hello everyone! This is Fugging on Empty, Food Review! >I'm very pleased to be providing this alive stream in real time. If you're in the downtown area and want to be a part of this momentous occasion, I have put my little needle there at my present location. All are welcome of course, I purchased two backup Triple Stuf Chocotacos for either myself or curious fans.

You look like you would make a good pedestal

>>118649 Imagine your bro sending you lewds during the day while you're at work

>>118649 Does that pay well?

>>118624 A disaster has struck the faerie realm

>>118616 I prefer the bad thoughts, I don't want to become a panty squid

>>118651 It pays in exposure to garg tits.

>>118647 That's a nice moody 'yip. I prefer this color scheme

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>>118656 Is that how they write australian english over there?

>>118657 ˙ʇunɔ 'sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl sʞool ʇɐɥ┴

>>118658 No need to be mean.

Do your best today, Anon! I believe in you!

>>118656 I want a yip to look at me like a blue collar worker looks at VB looong neck at twenty to eight in the fakin' mornin'

>>118502 <BROTHERS LOOK, MY AXE LEFT THE BEAST WITH A GASHING WOUND! <CHAAAAARGE!!!! This is what happens when you brainwash orphans and skip their growing up phase.

>>118660 thank you miss hound

What is something controversial you can say to rile up certain monstergirls and get rape corrected?

>>118666 Love isn't real, it's all just chemical reactions

>>118667 Nah, that's weak sauce. It's silly, because chemical reactions are real, so love is real. I need some REAL ragebait.

>>118661 I feel you so much

>>118666 Telling Deonora that the empire did nothing wrong and dragons were better off under human control.

>>118671 That's just plain truth

>>118671 >Deonora visits earth >watches how to tame your dragon >gets obsessed with it and builds cinemas all over dragonia >and the only movies they play are how to tame your dragon and its sequels

>>118676 >How to tame your dragon, but mamonified instead. Unf.

>>118676 It's just a meeting point for like minded people

Soldier boog is secretly into strategy games. It’s a secret.

>>118679 What kind of strategy games? Did anyone tell her the RTS genre is dead?

>>118680 Total War (shogun 2 fots and medieval 2)

>>118679 >>118680 I bet she only plays civs with berry gathering bonuses in Age of Empires II.

>>118683 Apololo

>>118666 Women can't rape by definition, therefore monsters' reputation as rapists is completely unearned. >>118680 Turn based strategies still have a presence. Kikimoras like playing HoMM online.

>>118685 Woah there, no need to go for the nuclear option.

I bake the apple into an apple turnover or apple pie or apple strudel or *sound of me being comedically cut off when a soldier boog stampedes me*

>>118689 It's rude to talk about soldier beetles without posting any.

>>118695 Why are soldier beetles so obsessed with Appol?

>>118696 It defeats the doctors

>>118697 What caused this fight between the soldier boogs and the Greilia Sabbath?

>>118698 OK, so it all STARTED with the Marune Sabbath. They didn't properly put up signage around some of their orchards and soldier boogs ate a bunch of their appol and pair and whatnot. In solidarity, some of the other Sabbaths put up a lot of warnings about soldier boogs, including the Greilia Sabbath, since a LOT of Sabbaths experiment with fruit. Soldier Boogs are now pretty weird about anything Sabbath-related, but they're so kuu it can be hard to notice.

Please pray for my friend, he got hipchecked by a dark mage hag and was sent flying through two walls and a plate glass window.

>>118703 Unless she used her magic to make him behave with cartoon logic for that moment, he's going to need a lich.

I wish a beeg cheshire would hipcheck me, kabadon me and generally use her greater mass and height and intelligence to bully the fuck out of me.

>>118705 >kabadon It's called Kabedon, as in kabe (wall), and don (the sound that it makes when you hit it)

Abrakabadon Alakazam. I'll turn you from a boy into a man.

>>118707 >WoW wonderful miss wonderland, let's do it somemore

>>118704 Whatever it's called, it's hot as hell. I mean, imagine a wight hag or a lich hag or whatever doing it to you and being pinned to the wall by her enormous rack.

>>118708 >anon all out >chesh dominantly keeps going until SHE is satisfied

>>118709 I agree, but you need to know how it's actually spelled if you want to look it up.

>>118710 Mine would never, she's gentle not mean

>>118712 The aftercare is good. Purring and head nuzzles and ear scritches.

It's only Tuesday and we're back to Chesh posts. Cheshy needs to get a goddamn calendar and learn to wait for Saturdays.

>>118714 The cheshposting will continue until moral improves

>>118713 Sure but I could do without the pain of being dry

>>118714 Sure. I'll cheshpost every other day. So tomorrow no cheshposts. I won't post cheshires on days where I have jam. What lewd tricks would cheshire pull when giving a tour of wonderland to someone she REALLY wants to nab for herself?

>>118714 She's kind of the best so it's normal that we love her, a lot.

>dotr happens >all the male bullies turn into Alps >you point them to all the alpfags on this board >every alp anon gets about 15 alp bullies on their ass >meanwhile you enjoy your big stronk ogre wife with a big gun

Ogres should have horns. And layers. And face tats. And a bad attitude. And be disgruntled.

>>118720 One kiss can make an Ogre gruntled.

>>118720 And guns. Lots of guns. Every ogre should have lots of big guns to show off to her hubby.

some people have a biological signature researchers have nicknamed 'cat toy'. Large overlap with people that kots call 'toms'. More research required into diagnosis, treatment, 'can we make it worse?' and if the venn diagram of the two is a perfect circle.

>>118723 One short demo with two girls was enough to change the thread canon forever. We really need that game. I have no idea why KC doesn't release it in chapters, or give us some signal of his progress. It's been a while since the last new girl(almost a year).

>>118722 Big muscles? Check. Big guns? Check. An 18th century 2000 pound historical cannon she can, somehow, carry in her arms? Why the fuck not.

She's got two big guns right here.

>>118725 >carrying a 20mm autocannon as her self defence weapon

>>118721 do not gruntle the ogre

>>118727 ogres have got to be near the top of the list of monsters when it comes to raw, brute, freakish strength. she'll just lift up a heavy portcullis to let her friends in the DL army stream into a city.

>>118729 They are on the top of the brute strength ranking. >lifting the heavy portcullis Why bother with that bullshit when she can just knock down or bend those steel walls with no effort.

>>118730 It’s a nice well built portcullis. Someone cute might have made it. Maybe in that city. Maybe single. Maybe likes ogres. Also, the captain won’t thank her for smashing up her new base of operations unnecessarily.

>>118723 Tom? that's my name but shorter must be why they call me that

>Tom, the name of some anons and also some tank-engines >Tom, the name for males of many animals, so therefore the nickname of a cat-fucker >Tom, the drum, because everyone needs a hobby >Tom, the shoe, because anon is a degenerate slut for cheshfeet.

>>118714 Auntie Chesh can't wait for Friday

>>118734 Reel

My fav archetype for chesh is teasing bestfriend and tomboy. One that should be considered is the chesh with authority, like a guide/teacher or even a soldier/cop. She literally is a tour guide. She would never abuse her authority…

>>118736 >teasing bestfriend and tomboy. Best archetype in my book too

>>118717 >What lewd tricks would cheshire pull when giving a tour of wonderland to someone she REALLY wants to nab for herself? Chesh beans to Anon face

>>118738 >it’s a purple can of heinz chesh beans

>>118736 The ideal Cheshire is an overworked OL who is THICC and also has her hair in a messy bun with BEEG GLASSES. She is into cowgirl position sex and her pupils are BEEG ATTACK PUPILS when she is contemplating doing the sex to vulnerable Anons. Also she loves Churu cat treats and will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER admit that.

>>118736 >chesh is teasing bestfriend and tomboy. This why I know that Chesh are top tier auntster material

<"Anon, are you looking at that girl's boobs?" >"N-no, I would never!" <"Well you should, those titties are bangin'! Turn around, her butt's great, too!" <"Want me to flame her? I'll flame her for you!" Life with a kurohebi is... Complicated.

>>118742 Can't say "hebi" without "bi"

If your wife was a goddess, what aspect of nature/humanity would she embody?

Hebis don't bite they say

>>118745 The greed for the last crumbs of potato chips that are at the bottom of the bag, have all the juices soaked into them and are just the best but need to be dug out of the corner with your finger

>>118746 She won't be so smug and seductive when the alcohol ignites from her body heat

>>118745 Math and physics, maybe intuition at a stretch if we need something more closely related to the human condition.

>>118745 do the pears or shortstacks have a god? they could probably use somebody to look up to

>>118745 the desire to be lazy and skip showering

>>118752 But you need the hot ham water!

>>118753 Horcs and water may mix on occasion.

What marks the point at which a mamono stops being merely an older monster girl and becomes a full-blown hag? Is it a gradual process that takes place over the course of however many years, or does a monster girl wake up one morning with massively expanded curves and an affinity for tight mom jeans and realize that she's become a hag?

bicorn hags. spider hags. slime hags.

>>118755 26th birthday.

>>118755 7th birthday

A Mindflayer-chan hug a day keeps the depression away.

>>118759 I'm not depressed I just have melancholic humors

milfs and older monsters that have actual personalities. that is what makes them attractive. that is what makes them hot. yes desperate hags are sexy but so are confident milfs, playful cougars and stern older monsters. also incorporating their species into their behaviour and personality.

>>118761 >also incorporating their species into their behaviour and personality >6,5 titania hag that acts childish instead of being the seductive ara ara type hag

>>118761 The only monster milf I would have intercourse with would be my momster, maybe my grandmomster, but I wouldn't fuck someone else's mother

>>118747 >Vrithra the Black Greed Minor goddess of efficiency, she blesses those who get that last squeeze out of everything and anything they do. Do you need your car to get that last mile of gas? She grants it. Mamono trying to suck that last drop out of her husband? She's pleased. Do you lick the plate until it's clean? she likes you. For everyone and anyone who hates waste, she is there, hoping to bless their lives with things that don't give out until you've used them all. >>118750 >Umi no Sakura Kami of Calculus. A lot of students pray to her before finals, and she's happy to see the youth haven't forgotten her. She'll make it so that every calculation has that last step where everything cancels and you get a clean nice answer. Be a bit more faithful to her than praying whenever you have a test, and you might find yourself able to do mental math a lot quicker than usual. She has a shrine in every university and research building. >>118751 >Plapappa, the imbalanced one Not really a goddess, more like a shortstack who had such perfectly proportional round ass and such barely budding breasts that her beauty made her ascend into a position of minor godhood. She doesn't really know what to do with the position, other than have others venerate her huge ass, just as they did in life. She does love playing matchmaker, and she can bless you with a shortstack if you praise her even just a bit. I'd be careful, as she is known to get overwhelmed by the praise and people end up swarmed with ass instead. Still has a contract with some beauty magazines. >>118752 Anthrax of the naturally musky The greatest of all H'orcs, she blesses her fellow orcs with a pungent musk that will attract men to their lairs without needing to shower or be particularly filthy, as long as you're just a bit lazy. In recent times she's see even more worship, due to the rise of neetdom, so now she's looking to get a promotion to goddess of neetdom as well, but the other contenders already argue she has a title.

Is there a goddess of ear scritches?

>>118765 Man, you should be teaching classes

>>118767 Teaching classes of what?

>>118761 hmm...Old Women

>>118768 Comparative theology

>>118766 Not a goddess, but a god. It's (you), god of the brush and mimibou. Your sole worshipper will be your wife, but she'll worship you with devotion as long as you keep dishing out scritches.

>>118769 She's not that old, she's just FAT

Old malef hasn't lost her love of the game but she's gotten a lot stricter about work-life balance after seeing so many people burn out. When she's not in her supervillain costume you'd barely recognize her, save for the fact that there aren't any other 9 foot tall dragon ladies walking around with black flames coming off their tails.

>>118773 I bet a regular-size salamander with black flames would be cool to hang out with. People would probably be afraid to fight her because she looks so scary though.

>>118769 Sauce for the third image?

>>118773 Anon, for the last time, "Goth Mommy" is not a supervillain name OR costume.

>>118776 You clearly haven't seen the devastation wrought by her HotTopicfication Breath.

>>118777 >HotTopicfication Breath >there's a dragon whose breath gothifies women I'm unleashing her on Wonderland. Give me goth jubjubs, goth hatters, goth cheshires, and goth jabberwocks.

>>118778 might come with Hel's blessing or somesuch

I must rape.

>>118780 Schildkrötenköder

>>118779 I don't know what I like more. The idea that Hel is the ultimate goth mommy due to being the goddess of death. Or a twist of her being a preppy, bubbly gyaru.

>>118782 She could be both since she represents both life and death

>>118778 >Goth dormice in Invader Zim pajamas

Dan Vs. Mamono

>>118786 What the fuck is YBA

>>118771 Based, it's our duty to provide

Time for bed, hope to wake up in Zipangu with my nekomata childhood friend.

>>118560 >deletes channel after apophis exposes she slept through everything

>>118788 Yes. But don't just give kots the B, doges also need it, as do bnuuys, nation destroying vixens, that one weird snek, etc.

>>118769 I want an Alp with that body, not necessarily a hag A Christmas cake would be ideal and still much younger than me

>>118772 There's also old and fat

>>118793 I prefer momster tier old and fat in the right places

>>118794 I prefer monsters with BEEG glasses, not these smol ones.

Are we talking about fat bitches now?

>>118796 Yeah, we were just talking about your mom.

>>118797 Pics or it didn't happen.

what's her secret

>>118666 My spirit is stronger than even the sharpest Reamsilver blade. Like an iron soul of chastity.

>>118799 Spinach.

>>118799 She likes rape even more than eating.

>>118799 Her thirty dollar haircut.

>>118803 More like her FLIRTY dollar haircut. Because it's cute.

Just rewatched the video from that guy who claimed a female Bigfoot raped him, and now I'm imagining that but with a yeti. I wish an eight-foot-tall yeti would jerk my ween and give me a knobber.

>>118806 I'd be the guy who got imprisoned and raped by a 200-pound female cougar.

>>118799 Moe

>Anon spent an hour provoking and teasing the core from a safe distance only to down a shota/shrinking potion when he is cornered >Miss Core has bagged herself a nutcase

>“Thank goodness Cheshire is gone. She ate all my ice cream.” >Gesticulate to the side with your ice cream cone, a scoop of strawberry atop. >Bring it back to your mouth. >Ice cream is gone. >“My ice cream! It’s gone! Vanished into thin air!” >*BURP* >“…fat air.”

>>118792 That can be arranged

>>118810 You know, she seems SURPRISINGLY chipper for a lady who just got a nutcase. I'm starting to wonder if they're not already a couple....

>>118813 If you're after a nut, a nutcase is a good place to look for one.

>>118814 Sounds like wisdom from a Cheshire.

>>118812 If only she had long hair

>>118818 With a body like that I doubt that the hair would make it less gay

>>118820 Can I, the weak, instead fünf the strong?

>>118821 Skip fünf and go straight to sechs.

the light should fear the heavy

>>118823 lol. lmao, even. how much does that GHOST weigh?

>>118824 pretty heavy the weight of their grudge keeps them from passing on

>>118824 >how much does that GHOST weigh? At least as much as a swallow.

>>118826 African or European?

Gonna go down to my local library, check out as many books as I can, and then not return them so that Miss Hakutaku comes to my house and lectures me for not being punctual.

>>118791 I will specialized in kot touching and brushing

>>118782 If you do a Smite she's both and switches between the two

I didn't not reincarnated in Zipangu during the night, this is a bad and sad day.

>>118787 Writefag who wrote a story about a guy who got bullied by monster girls and exacted his revenge on them?

>>118782 I always figured she was very Gothic Lolita. A little Victorian goth girl seems fitting for the goddess of the undead. >”She's a relatively young god and described as a petite and beautiful girl, graceful and dignified as the daughters of the nobles.”

>>118836 Cozy Lich has understood what is best in life/undeath

>>118837 True, I kind of want to KYS in hope to join her cosy place

>>118838 I don't think you have to be dead to bundle up on a couch reading books

>>118839 I don't see any portals so that would be my second best guess on how to join her for real.

I wonder, if a salamander became a dullahan does fire come out her neck? does it flare up when she gets aroused like her tail fire?

>>118841 Dollarhams already have stuff coming out the neck hole, don't they?

>>118842 >Dollarhams Is that a porc-danuki-dullahan chimera?

>>118842 >>118841 its their spiritual body

I'm going to get my spirit all over her body (If you know what i mean).

>get hired as comp sci teacher at MGC elementary school >teaching the class about file types >some momonika brat speaks up <"haha I bet onii-chan's favorite file is PDF!" 💢💢💢

>>118846 >He hated her because she told him the truth

Dead hours

>tell elf that if humans lived for thousands of years you'd all be living in space colonies by now >she says that she did live in a space colony for a while but she never got used to the feeling of artificial gravity

>>118849 Humies destroyed with facts and logic.

>>118848 I like when corpses bloat in the right places

>>118848 Zombie dragon are cool and edgy but a bit too dumb, they lost too much pride and grandeur

>>118852 fuck'em till they wight

>>118852 Just inject her with the mamono-smartening medicine (cum).

>>118854 >>118855 Fair, if I build a hoard of things I value and like will it help her or should I avoid it to not alter what she likes and doesn't?

>>118857 theyre too busy with sex, worry about that after they wight

>>118857 You can ask her. Even if she doesn't quite manage speech yet, you can take her around for some shopping and as her to just nod or groan whenever she sees something she likes.

>>118813 Manticores are aware of men like that. Total masochists with zero self-preservation skills. I think that bemused look and cocked eyebrow and face that says “really?” Is arousing. And when anon is tiny, there will be zero restraint. He gonna get molested. He gonna get licked all over. He gonna be a pin cushion and his tiny body wont have the volume to disperse all the venom. He wants to be broken and core will oblige.

>>118858 It can't be 24h of sex everyday. During downtime, I must prepare for her return to form >>118859 That's not a bad idea, hopes that she got buried with some tresors to help buy what she wants

Would you eat the lamenting mushroom if you have a undead wife ?

>>118862 Nah, i'd just let her sit on my face with her fat ass and make me huff her sweaty musk until i turn.

>>118863 Are you me? Facesitting is so hot. I want to undead like this to a musky tomboy ghoul/dhamp. Ascending while sniffing her sweaty ass and licking her doughy cheeks. It feels so good that you don't realise what happened until after.

>>118863 That's one way to go, good for you if you enjoy it. I think that a gun, a rope or the dead shrooms are less painful nor degrading to the body and mind

>>118865 i can't speak for the first guy, but i enjoy huffing ass and monster ass gotta be very very huffable.

>>118865 >Cum until you pass out vs >Leaving a horrible bloody mess and make your body difficult to recover >Slowly asphyxiating Really only the mushrooms are better here.

>via monster ass (possibly sweaty/musky/smelly) >via ded shrooms why not both

>>118868 That's what i'm saying

wish for spice

>>118869 Pretty sure if a troll sits her ass on your face its gg

>>118872 It's good for sure yeah. Whether or not it's game depends on how much you can resist before her mana fully seeps into your brain.

>>118873 If she's just come out from bathing like pic related then it's gonna be easier. Her ass will be cooler and cleaner. If she's just finished playing a game of tennis or volleyball then the heat, sweat and overwhelming troll-musk all trapped against your face by her doughy tanned ass will fry your mind like an egg.

>>118874 >"This is your brain on trolls" PSA >Somehow it makes the % of troll marriage quadruple

>>118869 >>118872 For some reason I bet Troll doesn't smell bad, they are fragant but a pleasant smell, specially considering how conscious they are about their own body odor I bet they bath really often, wear perfume and the flowers

>>118876 They stink. They are smelly, stinky and musky. They just stink good.

>>118876 Not only that, they are very fashionable and look good in everything

>>118877 Yeah, and it's got monster properties to it so it is hypnotic, addictive and can make a guy hard (assuming he wasn't already hard from being close to a troll or her sitting on his face or being into musk to begin with). There is also a pheromone/animal magnetism element to it and a learned behaviour element to it, i.e. you like the way your wife smells because she is your wife. Because she's a monster it will change naturally overtime to suit your preferences, and she also might start using certain types of soap (magical or not) or, conversely, skip showers to make it more intense. Bury your face in her asscrack or pussy or cleavage or pit and huff deep, your mind might melt, your pupils might become hearts, and you might climax without even touching yourself.

Anons often have weird fetishes. I hope mamono do too.

>>118884 What's on your mind?

>>118878 I want a Troll wearing desert kingdom fashion or a latex thong, thighhighs, gloves and the latex choker

>>118885 Neet mamono who spiral into increasingly complex, insane fantasies. And then end up blown away by missionary and handholding.

Pyrow

>>118889 No, its becky

>>118889 pyrows cause a near irresistible desire in me to zip up their hoodies

>>118891 >Pyrow talking like Kenny Y/N

>>118888 Which mamono would be more inclined to fall in the well?

>>118889 he's right you know

>>118889 I want sex with dumb gyaru monsters

>>118893 Obviously Lilim. But I think the more online ones (Cheshires, Pyrows, Imps, etc.) would be inclined that way, too.

>>118892 >woman but you don't have to put up with the woman stupidity Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

>>118897 I think we all know where this is going.

>>118898 >/mge/ in charge of not talking about fucking (former) men for 15 minutes

>>118899 >Anon sees an alp >Immediately gets CATTY about it Many such cases

>>118900 NTA but love this pic and don't know why, always makes me smile

>>118896 Dragon and vampire too, all the tsun build up when stuck inside on the 'puter

>>118899 I'm going to be honest. As a guy who likes real women and femboys, I just never found alps appealing. I know they turn into real women through mamono magic, but dating/marrying a woman who used to be a man just feels weird to me.

>>118903 >and femboys

if only there was a detailed chart on where it is safe to pet a manticore

>>118905 It is safe to pet one anywhere, because once you are within petting range she has already spined you as much as she wanted.

>>118900 >>118901 Chesh was phone

>>118905 It's not a matter of which part but how you approach her. Try to either: Be very submissive and let her go near you, you can pet and buy time before rape Or be overconfident and approach her rapidly, it should shock her, than pet but never stop to prolong the shock factor. You're unsafe as soon as she stops purring or she starts to purr too loudly On the other hand, a subcore would "always" be safe to pet but you might get spike by error

>>118905 you are safe from everything when you are owned by a manticore.

>>118905 >>118905 But to give a proper answer, you must understand this. Manticores are cunning and dangerous, but they are also proud and arrogant. To pet her, they must first think they are being noble or generous when allowing you the gift of petting/scritching her. Convince her of that, and you can be very bold in where you pet her. To do this, flatter her and show her some deference. Compliment her wits and appearance. Call her awe-inspiring. But, don't be mistaken. She still views you as human, aka prey. She is toying with her food. She thinks herself so in control that she can allow you to look upon and worship her before she strikes. When she gets bored or you provoke her, then she will attack. I would highly advise you have an exit strategy. I'd advise you avoid her tail, because you can easily spine yourself by accident. I'd also advise avoiding her private areas, anywhere she's ticklish (belly, paws, armpits), and groping too deep into her fluff. She'll enjoy it, but it will put her in the mood to feed.

>>118911 I heard that touching her pussy will tame the 'core's core A chesh told me and since they're both kots I believe it

Thinking about plush vampire thighs.

>>118891 Worrying about your best friend's modesty is a good thing. They might find it kind of romantic Or they might slide their zipped hoodie over their Anon's head and wrap their limbs around him so he can't escape! Maybe both!

>>118914 Oh, they're definitely doing both. Any pyrow (or any other) mamono is never going to pass up the chance for something like that.

>>118914 Actually, this makes me think. Say you've finally managed to get a monster wife. Before you met she dressed in typical monster fashion and it worked, you couldn't your eyes off of her, but now she's got you. Do you want her to cover at least a bit more skin that's for your eyes only at least most of the time or should she keep on keeping on? Technically monsters do have magic to stop people from looking at them like that, but how do you feel? Personally, I think I'd prefer a bit more modesty. Not just because of other people, but it would be hard to get anything done with an accessible nearly naked monster around at all times.

>>118889 Alprows

>>118893 Hags would spiral out of control about incest

>>118916 I would be powerless to force her to wear anything she doesn't want to wear, but I would also buy her a BEEG sweater every Christmas for REASONS.

>>118918 Don't worry, Anon, if an incest-obsessed hag shows up, I will protect you from her, even if I have to call her Mommy and ask for milkies EVERY DAY. Ideally multiple times.

I am so addicted to manticore musk and stink and pheromones that I submerge her unused spines into alcohol and use them as incense sticks

>>118921 Huh. I just now realized that her spines are organic. In my head they've always had a metallic heft and make a "clang" when they hit the ground. Not sure why.

>>118918 Fair, it's going to be a common thing

>>118922 it's because you desire to be spined

>>118924 Maybe a little spining, as a treat!

>>118925 >A little spining WHY would she have all those spines if she wasn't intending to use them all. She is an apex predator. It'd be excess weight for no reason. Clearly it is biologically the most advantageous thing to have all those spines.

Manti has pretty hair. And I like her braid.

Forget plush thighs, I want plushie thighs.

Do you get a buzz if you suck on a flayer's tentacles?

>>118913 The highest rank usually monsters have the best thighs

>>118930 >Hellwan grilling chicken thighs smirks

>>118926 Do you think there's slight variations in venom between manticores? I mean, the known effects are across the board, but I mean little unique features. Like suddenly tasting a particular flavor, or all the colors you see suddenly becoming more saturated, like someone turned up the HDR setting on a monitor. Or, what about after effects? Like having a craving for honey a day after, or, even more random, having the urge to do a completely random activity, like mini-golf?

>>118930 I'd like to think that higher-ranking monsters have get together to have little competitions where they have men/potential mates judge who has the nicest/plushiest thighs.

>>118933 >I'd like to think You don't need to do that. Just do what the deem says, and everything will be fine. Listen to the deems words, those are the only words that should go through your mind.

>>118932 ooh I like this a lot. Heck, why not make it so there are rare mutations in her own spines that make them on occassion extra potent or have weird (possibly fetishy) side-effects. I also like the idea that a manticore can imbue her spines with additional effects using magic or ingesting potions.

>>118935 >Manticore imbibes venom improvement potion >Now her venom makes your dick glow in the dark

>>118934 Well, if the deem says that thigh-offs are a thing and I'll get the chance to be enveloped by squishy mamono thighs, then who am I to say otherwise?

>>118936 Give her a show

>>118936 >Manticore is amused, but still has more potions to try out >Ends up with one that makes her tail bulb also glow >You and her recreate the flower scene from The Wall

hmmm kinky manticore

>>118929 she adheres to the roof of your mouth and you start chocking

>>118940 wish she'd do that to me but i doubt her fat fucking paw digits can handle the rope.

>>118942 I bet they're a spell for that

crazycores

>>118944 Kitty!

>>118944 >ah yes, I want a batshit insane woman that's also a super powerful monster who can fly and shoot armor piercing spines with mind-breaking venom to boot anons have zero self-preservation instinct

>>118946 >>118945 the crazy shiro ones are sometimes cute too.

>>118946 >anons have zero self-preservation instinct Well yeah, have you seen the state of the world? If the portals open and what looks like an honest to god MGE Helllhound walks out, I'm not going to question it, I'm running straight to her. Either I end up happy or dead, which loops back to happy, so it all works out!

>he wants to be bullied, dominated, protected, snuggled, cuddled, loved, cherished, owned >I want to bully, dominate, protect, snuggle, love, cherish, own >ergo, hitherto, ecetera, and so forth, we are a perfect match

>>118907 >a cat phones a mouse and says she's coming over despite not being invited pretty scary, tbh fam

>>118947 ALL kitties are cute.

>>118951 Real but some are cuter

>>118952 Oh, for sure. I know EXACTLY what you mean. https://files.catbox.moe/fuue6o.jpeg https://files.catbox.moe/crdqnv.webp https://files.catbox.moe/4b0bza.webp

Anon this drink is spiked and I would like you to drink it.

>>118954 No anon, not the siths >>118955 Would, I trust this specific manti

They do terrible things when drunk.

>>118957 They're just like me

Something dumb that just occurred to me; Airbnbs in a post-mamono world would be quite something. Like, even if it was explicitly written into the rules that mamono hosts couldn't fuck guests and the penalties were harsh enough to make mamono comply, there'd be all manner of weird shit you'd see just from monster girls being monster girls. > Be businessman on trip, stay at Airbnb because it's just fifty dollars a night for a massive bedroom with private bathroom > Owner is an inari hag who wears dresses just a little too tight for her ample curves > Whole house is covered with erotic art of foxes fucking human men > House is just a little too warm, meaning that the inari hag is always kinda sweaty > Just so happens to run into you when you're showering in the morning, wearing a bathrobe that's again just a little too small for her

>>118958 terrible, lewd things to and with people like you

>>118960 Good stuff if I don't black out and forget everything

>>118961 she'll keep you up with venom, and if that fails, then your last memories of the night will be submerged in her hot sweaty musky cleavage with chest fluff tickling your head and a paw cradling the back of your skull. Maybe she makes you drink a glass of water before too, to stop hangover.

>>118962 That's nice, doesn't feel like femdom if I get drunk with booze and venom from my own volution

>>118959 That doesn't sound all that weird other than her intentionally blue ball/ovarying both of you since you can't fuck. I'll assume the deem writing the terms closed the "I didn't fuck him, he fucked me" loophole long ago. What about actual weird shit, like spiders building their houses to use the ceiling as an extra floor, giant centaur showers (actually pretty nice), witches/dark mages whose cottages constantly smell of unidentifiable potion ingredients, and actually haunted mansions?

i am a weirdo who wants to huff paws and is curious as to what they smell like. especially core chesh hellhound and jinko.

>>118964 Okay, yeah, my example would be pretty tame, all things considered; your examples are a whole lot better.

>>118964 Which one has free cinnamon rolls and pancake breakfasts?

>>118967 Quite a few, really. Eels amd trolls are the first to come to mind, but hardly the only options. I wonder if the host's species would be included as part of the listing or if you have to suss that out from the decor and amenities?

>>118959 >Zipangu Airbnb advertised nekomata paw massage and hot bath I know what I'm signing for, they will be sex

>>118969 Their*

>>118964 >>118959 If I stay at a wonderland cottage do I get a full English? Free tea? Cake? “Cake”?

>>118964 Sandworm growing an extra chamber inside her shell that almost, but not quite, mimics an ordinary hotel room. You can still hear the walls breathing and you're pretty sure the liquid in the bath isn't water, but the room is dry, the mattress is synthetic, and there's even a battery-powered fridge and microwave in the corner.

>>118971 Yes to all four. They'll even most likely throw you an un-birthday party with astonishing amounts of cake and "cake".

>Come, onii-chan. It is time to contemplate THE ORB FRAGMENT. <Mamono Magi reruns again? >Verily.

>>118973 >un-birthday party Unfortunately the hyphen is mute when speaking and poor anon got overly excited for nothing

>>118975 Now THAT is the kind of sick, twisted fetish I can get behind!

>>118972 There's an idea. It'd be like a train ride that doesn't suck. Probably a fair bit slower though, the kind of thing you do for the experience.

>”That’s right!” Cheshire exclaims, “we’re celebrating the birth of the UN! October 24th! Now let’s list its accomplishments!” > >”And now, who wants some cake?”

>>118978 The UN has failed. The time has come for an enlightened dictatorship. You know who's the must enlightended ruler? Pharaoh. And she can use her voice via live broadcast to tell the world to obey her!

>>118979 Rulers need to be giant purple sneks. Everyone knows this.

>>118980 Purple isn't even a primary color, unlike the bright yellows and warm reds of THE SUN

>>118981 So? >Purple is ROYAL >Yellow is for COWARDS >Redshirts get KILLED

I think we should just put wurm in charge.

>>118983 I think your idea is extraordinarily dangerous. I like it!

>>118983 I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>118987 he didn't stand a wight of a chance!

>>118987 Anon should just be happy he didn't think to ask for a paizuri.

>>118987 no one thought that

>>118990 I thought it was safe.

>>118982 MEAN!

raise your stats high enough to survive CRONCH

>>118995 Yeah, no, not doing that.

>>118995 That wasn't a good read

>>118995 she needs to shave.

>be druggy >find lamp >wish for crack

>>118999 Ironic consequences and stuff, you know how this works.

>>119000 I hope it's holesome rehabilitation.

>>119000 Well, I guess genie ass is a less destructive drug than crack. Won't let your intelligence recover any, but at least you won't have to buy it.

>>119002 Less addictive though? I don't know. Especially not if she lets anon huff her asshole, or snort desert kingdom horny drugs off her sweaty asscheeks, or fuck her senseless in increasingly elaborate wish setups

>>119003 The fact that it forcibly broke the crack addiction kind of implies that it's actually worse. Paired with monster drugs it would be all the more powerful, too.

>>119004 gateway drug. send him to AA (Adonitology Anonymous)

Genie ass is addictive, but Hatter ass is on a whole other level. Just a single round of facesitting is enough to give anyone but the strongest will a lifelong addiction with no chance of recovery.

>>119006 They're calling it the new opium. By "it" I mean being miss hatter's chair while she drinks tea, her mushroomy cheeks eclipsing your head while your nose is pressed deep into her spore-laden asscrack. Brain colonized by mycelium and mind dissolved by her doughy cheeks like a shortbread dropped in a hot cup of tea. She is comfy atop your face, very comfy, in fact she is utterly candid in using you like a cushion. The last of your fleeting sanity disappears between her cheeks. Your pupils become like the heart suit on her hat. Right as you climax, she candidly stoops her tea cup down to catch your semen. Then, in a conversational tone totally detached from the depravity, asks how you pronounce scones.

>>119007 What happens if I pronounce it the wrong way? She won't stop sitting on me, will she?

>>119008 Would she give up a good cushion and deny you your obvious enjoyment over something so trite as pronunciation? yeah maybe. if you want up, just shout change places, and if (big if) your voice can escape her rear, then everyone will get up. i'd move quick. some other wonderlander might take her place. if you're quick, you might even get to sit on her face and teabag her.

>>119009 Will keep that in mind; god help me if Miss Jabberwock is the one to sit on me.

>>119010 >How to turn anon's face into a welsh cake

They really got to stop leaving those eat me cakes out.

Man, now I want to eat cake.

>>119014 Carrot cake? That's a march hare. Chocolate cake? Wock for you. Red velvet? Trumpart. Colin the Caterpillar cake? You get a wonderworm. Cheese cake? Enjoy your dormouse. Illusion cake that doesn't look like a cake? Chesho. Victoria sponge? Hatter right this way. Pound cake? Jubjub is cumming.

>>119015 Carrot. And I really just meant, like, cake-cake. Just cake.

>>119016 >Anon gets his carrot cake >He seems surprised >It's so delicious and moist

>>119018 You can always trust a cake given by an automaton

>>119019 She saw a deer once.

>>119019 Be wary of any cake made by a gremlin, though; it may look like a cake and smell like a cake and taste like a cake, but it's doubtful that any ingredient in it didn't from from a laboratory or some toxic barrel she dug up last week.

>>119021 yep, there is only one type of gremlin cake you should eat.

>>119021 She won't try to feed you anything she wouldn't eat herself. Granted that doesn't necessarily mean it's safe, but it's the thought that counts. Worst case, at least you get to share the same hospital room.

>>119023 Very true. Most gremlin marriages do take place in hospital rooms, so I hear.

>>118911 here's my theory

Nobody is here! That means nobody will hear me when I say I want to deep-throat frog tongue!

>>119026 Just to be clear, when I made this post the site glitched out and didn't update for at least 43 minutes. It finally updated when I posted, revealing that the thread is still fairly active. Which kind of makes this joke funnier.

>>119025 What I've learned here is to go straight for the tummy each time.

>>119028 as anon must pet soft cat belly, so too must the cat scratch. an inevitable and endless dance across the ages

>>119026 mlem

>>119030 Sometimes it is REALLY HARD to tell if I'm looking at a Frog Mage or a Dark Mage.

>>119031 Yeah, I can't honestly tell if that IS supposed to be a frog mage at all; the poor hygiene, the unkempt clothing, the freakish long tongue, it could go either way.

>>119031 >>119032 A long-tongued frog dark mage who stinks from poor hygiene. Would honestly marry her instantly.

>>119033 As would I, but the trick is actually finding her. I mean, going into dark forests and swamps and shit to find one is all well and good, but it also seems like a good way to get scooped up by a bunyip or a werewolf first.

FIVE MILLION CAT EARS I MUST SCRITCH FIVE MILLION CAT EARS

>>119035 BORN TO SCRITCH WORLD IS A FUCK Scratch Em All 1989 I am Anon man 410,757,864,530 SCRITCHED EARS

>>119036 That is more than 5 million. I guess I'm done, then!

I'd like to have cuddles.

>>119038 You can seduce Miss Geizah with the power of cheezburgers. Then she will give cuddles.

Walking outside? Get buzzed.

>>119038 How does this service work? Is it luck of the draw or are there specific mamono I can request to cuddle with?

>>119041 It's mostly soft and fluffy ones. Plus a surprising amount of dragons who are "unpaid interns."

>>119042 Hmm, dragons? That actually be worth a try, even I'll probably get a lot of cuts as a result. Are there any dhampirs or liches, by any chance?

>>119040 Auntie Abba is getting uppity

>>119043 The dragons are all VERY tsun about their "internships" and are definitely not just there to cuddle cute Anons. There are SOME undead, but mostly the more cuddly ones--zombies, ghouls, wights. Liches tend to be too kuu and dhamps tend to be too energetic.

>>119045 A shame about the dhamps being too energetic; I won't say no to cuddling with a wight, though.

>>119046 There's more than a few vamps if you're into getting a dhamp on a really long delay.

From SEXO, to be clear. With a vampire. SEXO with a vampire. If you see <pic related>, you are not about to sex a vampire and have in fact been bamboozled.