Trolls and Porcs though

I want to be in a relationship with a vampire hag and dhampir hag > Both have a friendly rivalry that's been going on for centuries, both like to show each other up and snip at each other, but both care for the other deeply > Vampire likes to boast about how much bigger her breasts are, dhampir likes to show off how much bigger and shaplier her butt is > Both like to dom, the vampire hag more aggressively, the dhampir hag more playfully > Vampire hag constantly trying to get dhampir hag to drink blood, dhampir hag always says no > Vampire hag likes to watch old romance movies, dhampir hag likes to play PS1/PS2 era JRPGs

>>117375 Look at that, I'm scaroused and she's not even trying to be scary.

>>117378 she cant help but light up when you're looking at her like that

>>117379 I can't help but look at her like that when that ass and those perkies are on display. Seems we've come to impasse that shall never be--ope, nope, my dick says we're getting in.

Remember to let your Minotaur sleep. She’s a sleepy girl. She must slumber. Let her snooze. You must allow her to rest. You need to be there for her kip. She is not for waking.

Did you know? Blueberries are rich in antioxidants. It's very healthy to eat/be eaten by them.

>>117382 ur mum is a blueberry

Cheshire is fucking with me again. She’ll randomly appear doing the Carlton dance. And then when I blink she’s gone. Then when I blink again she’s there again. Sometimes she waits several blinks to reappear. Always picking the worst moment to do it, but then she’s gone again. Highly irritating precise bothering of me.

>>117383 how was he supposed to know that one of the clauses of that contract would make her his legal guardian?

>>117375 >bathe in hot springs >naked salamander gets in with you >doesn't even realize she's doing anything lewd, just an airhead

>>117384 That is what Cheshires call flirting.

>>117375 >Take Sally home >Terrified she is going to set things on fire >Just terrified

>>117387 I call it harassment and unfortunately not sexual harassment. Next she’s gonna start singing while doing it. I could dance back, but then I’d look ridiculous in public. She is very careful to only do it when nobody else is looking.

>>117389 You need to dance back at her. This signals that you are receptive to her flirting. She WILL make fun of your dancing, though. That's part of it and a good sign.

>>117390 Man this courtship ritual is bullshit. Are all wonderland monsters like this? Chesh kisses better be worth it.

>>117376 Indeed.

Getting sat on and crushed by a kaiju girl.

>>117391 >Are all wonderland monsters like this? Jabberwock courtship is simple, just rape her

>>117395 They gotta stop testing those dark matter bombs on remote islands. Or at least make sure they're uninhabited first.

>>117396 But I want her to rape me. Preferably smothering me with her chest and licking me with her tentacles while doing it.

Being gaslit and psychologically broken into loving a mindflayer!

my rape is augmented

>>117396 Beware the jabberwock my anon. The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.

>>117399 Has she considered being genuinely kind instead? I think that might be easier if she's not just going to tentacle my cares away.

>>117397 Not yet. I am trying to upgrade my malef childhood friend into a ultra-rare legendary variant.

Wock could defeat prime deonora or prime DL malef if it was over the last donut in the box.

>Cheshire hatter wock and marchhare in frantic hushed whispers >walk up to them >they scatter back to their seats >ask them what’s up >”trouble at the mill.” >what >”trouble at the mill.” >what mill >what could they be whispering about >why are they like this

>>117404 But what about pre-Crisis Superman?

>>117402 Flayer-chan is always kind. You are imagining silly things. Has she ever hurt you? No, she didn't. She will always be you. Unlike with others you can always trust Flayer-chan. You don't need anyone else.

>>117391 With hatters you can generally just throw her over your shoulder, excuse yourself saying you need to get into a bit of a sticky wicket, and leave. The guests will all chuckle if you just act naturally.

>>117409 This is a very polite and proper way to do it, if you don’t want to fuck her on the table sheet there and then. She might think you’re into cricket though. And then start talking about cricket while giving you paizuri.

>>117376 My favorite combo I miss a greentext about a Troll inviting her horde friends from school to have a pajama party, they end up fighting with anal tug of war and the Troll ended overpowering them all

>>117412 Remember that the anus has two muscles that can be trained separately, I bet that there are monsters at the gym training those muscles for anal tug of war matches or professional tournaments

>>117410 >"No, love, the sticky wicket I meant to get into was yours." <[Slurping noises] "I assume the gentleman doesn't mind being kept waiting?" >"I have all the time in the world for youuuu, but not if you keep doing that." Of course, this could then be an invitation for her to teach you about Cricket, and as I understand it the rules put Calvinball to shame.

>>117375 Going to the onsen with your Alpbro

>>117415 Dude those moles look disgusting

>>117415 Nipple piercings are gay

>>117415 She is incredibly cute; them glasses are super excellent. >>117416 You're so wrong. You probably don't like freckles either, you MONSTER. >>117417 Fact check: FALSE.

>>117415 Shiny butt erotic

>>117416 >>117417 >disgusting >gay Accurate words do describe an a*p

I bet post-workout salamander pits smell amazing.

>>117422 she looks like she parries

>>117407 codependency best dependency

>>117426 Cod ependency? Is this mermaid propaganda?

>>117430 Becoming a fisherman so I can catch my wife.

>>117431 the ocean: nature's mystery box

>>117432 Yet we all know I'm just going to keep going until I hit Cthulhu-chan!

>>117398 Bring smothered by Miss Jabberwock sounds like it would be absolutely divine.

>>117434 >absolutely divine more liek "absolutely BOVINE" haha fatty

>>117435 Please don't defame my cow wife by comparing her body to a jabberwock.

>>117436 Maaaaybe. What kind of cow?

>>117437 Hakutaku. I just realized I've basically been imagining her built like Nagi from Ruri Rocks, maybe a hair more slender.

>>117439 OK, fine, I guess. Spiders make the best cows but to each their own.

>>117440 he sounds like he secretly wants to fuck cows

>>117441 I want to fuck SPIDER COWS. That is not a secret.

>>117442 it's a bit unclear

>>117441 No secret there. If I don't end up with some random succ on DOTR (likely) I'm buying some cow print clothes so everyone knows.

>>117444 it would be rude to refuse the first monster that makes eye contact with you

>>117445 Lotta oopsies from the Shogs in that dept.

<"Yeehaw, where are all the horseboys up in here?!" >"...You mean cowbo--" <"NO I FUCKING DON'T! LEMME SEE THOSE HORSEBOYS! WHO WANTS A PIECE OF HOSS?! Anybody?" Sadly for centaurs, horseboys just don't work like horsegirls do.

>>117447 >Centaurs encounter ponyplay >Very, very, very, very, very confused

>>117447 there are some deerhunters though

>>117449 Everyone wants to sproink, whitehorns made a very strong opening argument for deer. Pic only technically related, but my image folder is a mess.

There were tragically few Bunyips in the last thread. You can still help by posting about pool noodles.This is a threat.

>>117451 If I shave a bunyip will she be mistaken for a normal lamia with a potty mouth?

>>117451 They have more success during winter

>>117415 Maybe alps are not that bad

>>117454 They were never bad, just good girls in search of love and friendship that have to carry the burden of once being men, despite being full fledged biologival females

>>117454 They're and the people spamming them are worse.

>>117415 I need my face in between her cheeks

>>117453 Their white fur makes them powerful predators in Winterstown, they can hide in the snow to pounce tourists and snug them while yelling in angry Finnish

>>117458 Why would Australian monsters speak Finnish?

>>117459 Australia doesn't get snow so they've been raised in Finnish winter lands to be apex snow predators, they know perkele, kossu, sauna, and rally

>>117460 >rally The Ice Yip...

>>117460 >Perkele, I've just been in this place before...

>>117458 And their natural fluffiness can also attract prey directly in their warm embrace

great owl hoots are great, but barn owl screeches would terrify me

Would a dorky Jinko be easier to approach or would it still be too intense?

>>117467 One that isn't dorky is more likely to approach you first. Just be polite and straightforward with her.

>>117452 >wife keeps calling you "cunt"

>>117468 >Hello, I find you cute anon <Hello, same would you like to go on a date tonight? >Yes, right after-work? <Yeah, I will reserve a restaurant and we can hangout at the bar before >Good, see you at 6pm <Same, good afternoon Most unrealistic discussion, even in MGE

>>117471 >Hey we both got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?

so the clouds just accompany her, even in bet?

>>117473 She envelops you in the night and, uhh, something.

>>117471 Don't deny big cats their dream.

>>117473 Yeah. Its because she's so sexy. I headcanon that the smoke is how she's able to gaslight men into thinking she's always lived with them.

>>117475 Getting pet?

It’s Thursday. Don’t post any monsters they’re still at work.

>>117479 Monsters at work does sound like a fun idea for an anime.

>>117480 Turning monsters into wagies is mamono abuse

>>117481 Plenty of fun to have at work when monsters are involved.

>>117482 But is it still work if it's just "sex at workplace" LARP? Where's the crushing depression and anxiety?

>>117480 I don’t want to travel for the “team day” in person. I don’t want to! I’m the only human in the team.

>>117480 I wish we had monsters in my office, a stress relief big kot would be a net positive

>>117483 >But is it still work if it's just "sex at workplace" It doesn't even have to be sex. Just regular people being nice to each other, or hearing the stories about the time the salamander in the storage department went fishing and caught a demon realm fish the size of a house(she's exaggerating a bit) or tasting the office troll's shepard's pie.

Sex at the office is good, but sexing from home is better. My face BELONGS between office demon thighs mashed against her sweaty purple vagina.

>>117489 And huffing and licking her blueberry butthole while she tries to format a power point document. Giving her maximum pleasure while on mute in a teams call.

>>117486 This, just a peaceful place for peaceful work

>>117196 <Ninpo! Pregancy! The art of triplets!

I must rape.

>>117493 >hellhound, to me, a rapeable anon

Rape this, rape that, this word doesn't mean anything today.

>>117495 You're just asking to get raped.

>>117495 To be very blunt, I want to be sexually assaulted by a big beastwoman like a manticore or hellhound. I want her to throat fuck me with her tongue, grope my cock with her big meaty paws and then unilaterally take my dick into her vagina and squeeze me dry.

Rape? No thanks, an invitation to a summer festival with a nekomata is enough

What if I want to rape. Men also want to rape.

>>117499 Tutel

>>117497 >want >unilaterally Unfortunately only maledomfags can experience rape >No! I'm in charge here! You'll be just laying on the bed while the beast is awkwardly asking you to at least try to pretend you're not enjoying this

>>117499 Can't rape the willing BUT sub mamono or raging mushrooms will recreate the feeling without the real bad stuff and prefer that personally.

>>117501 Rape depends on consent, not on how much you enjoyed it. If anon wants to get raped, he can easily get raped by a big bad wolf.

Everyone, be it mamono or men, needs to rape someone atleast once in their life.

I want to rape a baphomet.

>>117503 >If anon wants to get raped, he can easily get raped by a big bad wolf. He consented by wanting it, thoughever

>>117506 No? If he says he doesn't want it, it's rape.

>>117504 I don't want to get hugged by a kot Can I get hugged by said kot now?

>>117501 But I still want all those things. Call it rape or call it some other word. Maybe they had a point saying rape lost meaning. I don’t care. Just smash my pelvis into itty bitty pieces miss hound. Aggressively and unrelentingly sexually assault me miss core. Make me reek of tail pussy juices. They’d do it without me asking. They’d do it because they want to do it.

>>117507 >he says It probably won't be very convincing >oh nooo big wolf woman please don't rape me so hard it leaves a man-shape indentation in the floor! anything but that!

>>117510 Well, that's the same but reversed for maledom, it's all a play pretend. I don't mind

>>117499 Send meido academy a request

>>117510 >It probably won't be very convincing That's a lot of assumptions about how good anon's acting would be, or how much the rapemono would care in her puruit to violently overpower anon and sex him regardless of how he's feeling.

>>117513 I'm going to open a business tutoring anons on good rape acting, I'm going to get rich

Hellhound lick rape or manticore lick rape? One or both of them is going to lick your face repeatedly for a while.

>>117515 Manticore because I prefer cat to dog but I'm not a big fan of not having consent. The manticore's ears might get nibbled in retaliation

>>117516 That core got the batcat tongue of doom.

>>117517 I will be leaking red essence, it won't skin me alive. Also purrjob

>>117518 Isn’t there a core tongue anatomy image somewhere? Papillae.

>>117519 They're but I didn't save it, sorry

>>117519 Is this the one?

Would a Cheshire's head explode if i show her a deep fried meme?

>>117524 No, if anything she'd find it funny as hell and then lace your next meal with something that makes your vision see everything as deep fried.

>>117523 Yep. Thank you. Slimey core tongue on my face.

>>117523 NTA but yes, it confirms that choosing manticore instead of hellhound was the right choice

>>117523 I thought someone fucked up a translation but that's the actual image.What the fuck were they trying to say.

>>117502 One of my headcanons is that bratty loli mamono will lolidom if you if you're being a doormat, but once it becomes clear that you not only are willing to fuck her but you're also going to maledom her she'll start playing on the opposite side and resisting because it's exciting to do, even though she's the one who's been on the offence trying to seduce you up to that point.

>>117457 Same, molesting bro's cheeks as pure playful skinship

>>117534 sometimes you got to go with the flow

>>117534 I'm pretty sure that's called rape correction

>>117535 And the tail, that thickness is extremely alluring

Man I need to dump all my job points into doormat. And hopefully find a monster with sexy paws/feet.

>>117539 This lady has MANY feet.

>>117540 Huge. Sexy. Pedey.

Found this Orc Ghoul made by Yerb and I immediately remembered the Orc dungeon from Ragnarok online, and damn, imagine a place like that in MGE filled with cute Orc, Troll and H'Orc Zombies, now having the Zombie status their cuteness went up by 10, also their Ghoul versions and after taking some Zombies home the possibilities of training them as maid and even the chnace of them evolving into their Wight upgrades Imagine how huge the ghost claws of a Troll Wight can become

>>117400 >titanium >tungsten God damn it, this is the worst thing I can imagine to happen around my dick.

>>117501 Technically true, for femdomfags it's not rape since they eagerly consent to this kind of rough sex with a dominant mamono.

Femdom and consent, a modern paradox - in discussion - with panel of Dr Ushi, Dr Core, Dr Hellhound, Dr Cow and Dr Delf.

>>117547 >Subby Anon keeps getting raped by his Ushi wife >She is CONSTANTLY interrupting his brushy-brushy time for sex! >SO FRUSTRATING

>>117547 >Dr Cow Wait why is she there when she melts at the slightest touch? All cows do is moo and paizuri, they're sweet docile girls

>>117547 >Next episode is a debate with Dom anon >Expect fired up debate and maybe rape >They just share advice on aftercare and date idea Damn it

>>117550 Is it really so surprising both sexes care for each other the same way, regardless of who's on top?

>>117549 Well it’s either a Mino for experience or a learncow for her wisdom.

>>117535 Seeing how those Anubises, Pharaos and Mummies develop, imagine how delicious the desert kingdoms Alps look from behind

>>117551 To me no but to some it looks like so sometimes.

The ideal woman is 3 smol women in a trenchcoat.

Aftercare is lame, I want the hound to toss me out of the bed like a used rag and light a cig, once she's done

>>117557 Or sit on his face casually while doing something else.

>>117558 >his My face, to be precise

>>117542 I think of orcs and high orcs exclusively in terms of MGExShadow of Mordor

>>117542 It's not about the size anon, it's about how she uses them.

>>117561 I know, during Shadow of War we had plenty to eat, now we're starving

How big do a mamono's breasts or ass have to be before even other monster girls notice? By all means, mamono tend to be very well-endowed and the existence of bovine mamono (and hags) throw the bell curve off by quite a bit, but there must be some point at which even other monster girls will be like, "God damn, she's fukkin HUGE."

>>117565 I'd say about the same highest percentile as human women. The "being noticeably bigger" is just going to be around a standard deviation away from the average.

>>117565 I love the hag body type

No chest fluff no party

>>117542 Grinding the orc dungeon for two slotted buster axes, emperiums and orc helms was some of my fondest and most fun memories of my days at RO, I bet the equivalent of the orc dungeon in MGE would be like a night club or a hostess bar manned by the orc undead, like the graveyards on Friday night on the surface but instead of taking normal undead home you take horde undead home, you can choose between zombie orcs, zombie trolls, ghoulish counterparts or even ghosts of the horny ancestors that never got laid

>>117563 At least we still have Axem for some crumbs from time to time

Horcs are hot as fuck. Not sold on orcs. I’ll find one without a horde. I’ll just promise her to muster a great horde but in reality I’ll just get her pregnant.

>>117574 >in reality I’ll just get her pregnant. That's how a horde replenish their ranks

>>117573 If we consider Trolls a welcome addition to an Orc horde, what would some of their jobs be? Obvious spots would be stuff like tribe apothecary and maybe chef, but where else would her expertise work? With that also in mind, what other mamano could you potentially see in a horde? Dark elves I could see being considered the tribe's Stablemaster, if the tribe has horses or realm beasts as riding mounts.

>>117576 I need a MGE Troll with dreads, dressed like a voodoo priestess. For Warcrafty reasons.

>>117575 Yeah but we won’t raid or pillage. We’ll do cute family stuff, and play board games, and get them a good education.

>>117577 <"Storm, earth and fire, heed my call!" >All of a sudden thunder can be heard and flashes of lighting come down from a cloudless sky. >Troll Shaman casts bloodrage on Anon's cock.

>>117577 She has a cat who attacks her dreads and is also sometimes randomly terrified of them.

>>117576 Have you played the Shadow of Mordor games? They are the heavy muscle of the horde, plus they are taller than your average Orcs

>>117582 in b4 shelob-as-stoya pic

It’s your duty to be a good father to your children, even if your wife is an irredeemable insufferable dork. You must break the cycle.

>>117584 Who said dorks can't be good parents?

>>117585 They are fantastic parents. You just need to counter balance the dork influences that come with them.

>>117537 Rape correction is more like "damn female kid --> instant loss mating press" This is more that she can tell where things are going and starts putting on a bratty hard to get act, so you'll have to be more lewd, pushy and rapey while "convincing" her to see things your way. While you could still go the rape correction route here, taking your time playing this kind of msgk mating dance "game" would be more fun since you're already winning, she knows and is playing to hve fun losing.

>>117576 Trolls use their strength to clear wasteland, plow it and turn it into fertile arable land, they develop the farms and also do the cooking

High level heroes being humiliated and raped by low level smug bratty sweaty smelly imps.

>>117590 A tale of hubris and of not heeding the advice of others.

>>117591 What advice could have averted this DISASTER for anon? And by disaster I mean being raped and toyed with by imps who have single digit stats.

>>117592 I mean, the wiki is pretty clear. >Furthermore, imps are often used as familiars for sorcerers, but when a sorcerer summons an imp, there is a rare chance of an arch imp appearing. if he mistakes it for a regular imp, and attempts to bind a “master-servant contract,” there will be what’s called a “master-servant reversal,” and the sorcerer will end up becoming the arch imp’s familiar.

>>117593 Oh NO. Imagine if he already had an imp familiar! Then he’d become a familiar to both an arch imp (bad) and a garden variety weak mere imp (even worse). What a horrible and not at all arousing role reversal.

>>117594 I think he'd rather end up in a Yakumo situation, as a familiar that has a familiar.

are you ready for cronch?

>>117596 Yeah but imps gotta look out for imps. They are cool like that.

>>117597 The Onussy is worth it.

Don't sleep in "abandoned" mansions. You might get hunted by a yandere wight and never leave.

>>117600 We need to stop saying "don't" when we really mean "do"

>>117600 Sex with the undead is the best

>high level human hero meets low level monster adventurers >it's all fat-assed children in bikini armors and spellcaster outfits with marginally more fabric

>>117603 You've made this post like 600 times already. It's pretty stale.

>>117604 NTA but I want to see it 600 times more at least, this is a good fantasy

Role reversal Femdom is so good. The only reason to level up is to dump that experience into a greedy smug low level monster. Especially glass cannon mages. Glass that is shattered by fat goblin, imp, lesser succ or other noob low level adult monster ass.

>>117605 Switch it up a bit. It's literally the exact same post. Most of the posts here are about the same fantasies, but they don't use the exact same situation every time.

>>117607 >Switch it up a bit But bro wants to fuck pear-shaped lolis in bikin armors while adventuring

>>117608 Bro could elaborate or come up with new greentexts to proclaim his passion. Variety is the spice of life.

>>117609 >Variety is the spice of life. Sounds like something a fag lusting after particularly flat and boyish Alps would say, I think anon is better off sticking (it) to fat assed lolis.

after needs to wear befores clothes

>>117608 He could say a bit more that just "Uhh, anon is high level, and he meets low level lolis who really want to fuck him." What if the Lolis are armored this time? Or what if he's not an adventurer, but a class skill trainer in a guild and the lolis are coming to him to learn some skills. I don't know, there's so many options here.

>>117609 He’s been shotafied and optionally they’ve been megamorphed.

>Anon is a humble barista >Loli baphs who cannot see over the countertop approach! >"Extra-large red eye with extra cum!" >"I mean cum!" >"Fuck. I mean cum!" >"Cum!" >"CREAM." >"Extra CUM!" >"FUCK!" That'll be 1000 dollars.

>>117610 >Be creative? >Anon must be a fag Either I struck a nerve, you're having a bad day, or both. Do you currently have a writing project that you feel blocked on?

>>117610 >Everyone else talking about how to be a bit more creative with lolis >You bring up alps all of a sudden Idk bro, seems like the only one having alps in the forefront of his mind is you. Very specific taste too. Not like there's anything wrong with it...

>>117615 I'm merely a random anon who doesn't like the prospect of having wannabe Robot9000s in the thread.

be a hero

>>117618 >fresh out of portals valk is obviously ESL >tells anon to "an hero" oh no

>>117618 Is she telling me to kill myself? I think that's a Wisp in disguise.

>>117618 When I was a young man my Valk said to me >Dude be a heeeero

>>117619 sicko wisp.png

>>117620 >"No? I would never."

>>117618 >slow valk corruption as she and anon hike across the continent and face many trials and tribulations

>>117624 >Valk has a map marked out with all the points of interest on your route to HERODOM >one night while she's asleep you CHANGE THE MAP >now you're headed to a concert instead How long can you pull the wool over Valk's eyes?

>>117623 >Be anon, constantly in the wage cage >Die from karoshi >Wisp "rescues" your soul >Now you're inside her cage instead. >Literally, but also metaphorically. >As in, your penis is inside her "cage" >And by cage i mean pussy >Anon is working that cage like a 9 to 5

>>117625 valks are notoriously easy to trick and dupe

>>117627 I would like to dupe a valk. I want at least like 20 copies.

>>117617 So informing an anon he can be creative and write more about his passion for loli mamano, rather than repeating the same prompt ad infinitum, is somehow encouraging r9k posting. I haven't seen any sadsack posts in a long time, so the logic doesn't follow.

>>117625 Depends on if she made the map herself, or if it was given to her by the gods. If it's the second case, it's possible she would go "If that is what the gods will, then there must be a reason for it." and then just ad hoc an explanation afterwards. Or you could always get some professional gaslighter smoke™.

>>117607 Make them lolibabas

>>117629 >sadsack posts I was referencing the R9K mechanism that prevented duplicated posts

>>117631 To be fair, it is very funny to hear someone explaining a bunch of stuff to you like you weren't the one that invented it. I bet monsters think it's endearing.

>>117549 Cow psyop. How easily we've been made to forget that a glance at one color turns your "touch the cow, haha" wife into your "ow, my hips" wife, complete with comic bull strength. All it took was a bell around her neck, doe eyes and some cute mooring. Wake up, sheeple! >>117611 Agreed.

>>117624 >be some order pencil pusher mage >spend most of your time doing admin and research at the library >far from monster territory so not much happens in life >one day get summoned by the arch bishop >they have received a message from the heavens themselves >a volcano you can just make out on the horizon will erupt in just over a month >such an eruption will devastate half the continent >fortunately a spell has been prepared to placate the mountain >as the closest qualified mage the task of travelling to the volcano and casting the spell falls to you >however such a quest will you deep into monster territory >as such a Valkyrie has been sent to assist and protect you >depart almost immediately >journey is surprisingly smooth >most monsters you encounter are quite understanding when you explain the situation >those that are more troublesome are swiftly dealt with with a bonk on the head by your Valk >travel through rolling farmland, dense forests, vast plains and numerous settlements on route to the mountain >bond with your bodyguard on your journey >she saves you at least 3 times from monstrous wildlife >can roast a mean hog >even willing to listen to your ramblings on magical theory >as the volcano draws closer she starts acting more agitated >chalk it up to stress >make it to the volcano with a day to spare >begin the slow climb up its snowy slopes >as you near the peak she stops >she can go no further >you must ascend to the peak and carry out the ritual alone >promises she'll still be here when you get back >has a strange look in her eyes you can't quite make out >make the final ascent >cast the spell you've travelled so far to do >a great calm descends over the mountain >it is done >begin the descent back down to your guardian...

>>117635 >Valk still takin' a wicked dump >She's embarassed af This post provided by C. Heshir Enterprises

>>117611 For me the less skin a monster girl shows, the hotter. As long as you can still see their figure of course.

>>117638 >As long as you can still see their figure of course. A discerning man still understands the significance of a boob curtain.

Legs are the most æsthetically important part of a monstergirl, wouldn't you agree?

>>117640 Arachne-chan agrees.

>>117640 .....

>>117603 >low level adventurer gets hired by unreasonably high level monster lolis >sabbath research team is doing extended field work, possibly involving planar and/or time travel, and doesn't want to risk getting stranded without enough mana to get back

>>117642 Why is Miss Lamia so scared? I feel a rising need to cuddle her now.

>>117641 You know what? Fuck you! >Unspiders your spider

>>117645 Eww.

>>117637 C. Heshir Enterprises thanks you for your feedback: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCaJrAkzYWA

>>117618 >>117624 >get tagged along with by an enthusiastic but absolutely unqualified loli Valkyrie >she's not really succeeding in making you a stronger hero with her blessings and guidance >more like accidentally making you a more perverted sinner with her body >one night the temptation becomes too great >you suggest trying a more direct way to channel holy power into you >at first she thinks sex is too lewd >...but on the other hand the position you described sounds very divine and holy >you may have been groping her body too lustfully, but her complaints were quickly lost amid the moans >afterwards she's somehow completely convinced she's on the right track this time >you don't try to correct her on that >keep having more lustful and perverted sex with her as the journey goes on >[heavy panting] "Chosen hero... are you sure this is the correct way to bestow blessings on you?" >you tell her yes, you clearly feel highly blessed >some time later >she's been a fully monsterized Valkyrie for a while >still hasn't noticed anything has changed >she doesn't look any different either and her outfit was slutty to begin with >still incompetent >still wants to beat up other monsters with you

>>117631 Now that's a proper battle attire

Dangerous cat

>>117649 The only battle she's going to win with that equipment is a struggle-snuggle

>>117650 She's so small that she must be harmless.

All haughty Order noblewomen will be monsterized into milking cows.

>>117643 >low level adventurer gets hired by unreasonably high level monster lolis He better hope he didn't skip cardio day

>>117654 a paycheck's a paycheck

>>117638 Pervert!

She's making a list, she's checking it twice she's gonna rape you whether you're naughty or nice Krampus wife is coming for you

>>117656 Imagine casual Fridays at work

>>117650 concern

>>117661 Do NOT take any potions from this purple cat.

>>117662 But she looks so se--I mean trustworthy.

>>117610 There's nothing wrong about going on adventures with your bro

>>117589 >Horde arrives in Mordor >volcanic wasteland polluted by volcanic gas and covered by ashes >Trolls start smashing rocks covering the land and pulling them aside for road development and housing construction material >Orcs forge plowing tools using the fires of volcanoes and the rich iron content of the surrounding lands >Trolls start breaking the hard ash crust that covers the soil and also break the soil to let it breath >they also start digging the volcanic springs, using the sulfur, potasium, nitrates and other minerals rich waters that emanate from volcanoes to irrigate the land >the soil becomes more hydrated and local slumbering vegetation starts to sprout >Trolls localize the useful plants, medicine, food, tubers and fruits for selective plating and breeding >same with trees, making a section for building material forests and also specific plants for clearing the soil of high acidity coming from the volcano (urine is also great for that) and also plants that are great salt absorbers >they are excellent as animal fodder allowing cattle to spread too >Mordor goes from a volcanic wasteland to a green volcanic paradise

>>117665 I'll marry the local balrog to calm the mountain.

>>117665 Big hands are a huge advantage for big scale gardening

>>117668 >Anon marries local balrog >Sex is ferocious and constant >The mountain is even worse than before

>>117672 You just need to find a way to make her "explode" safely.

>>117674 No.

Baphomets don't like large breasts, but how do they feel about their breasts growing during pregnancy?

>>117668 I heard she's extra cranky when dumbass midgets knock down old rusty buckets and wake her up

>>117677 The permanent youth spell they all have probably prevents them from growing too much while still allowing their breasts to mature so that they produce enough milk. Or they just don't grow at all and they have to feed their babies with Holst milk. It highly depends on what their husbands like. If they are on the tiddy sabbath there should be no restrictions.

Ogre rape. Sexo with shrekxo.

Enough with the rape. I consent to be taken by monster girls.

Consensual shrex with beeg ogre chan.

>>117681 >Anon and his Auntster go on a cute date.

>>117681 >anon finds one secret trick to be completely immune from rape

You walk to a Wonderland pub and the satyros bartender says to you: "Strip me naked"? She is actually asking if you want gin.

>>117678 You'd be upset too if some rando manlet disturbed your millenia-long nap as well. Fortunately I know how to calm her down, but we're going to need a lot of boba. I'd like some calcium supplements as well.

I am going to ask how Miss ogre broke her horn.

>>117677 They like large breasts when they belong to their own, they don't want large breasts from outsiders or the competition

>>117685 >Wonderland pub >cheshire staff members won't stop pranking you >wonderworms are constantly high on the job >alice's have gotten the pub in trouble for child labor >jubs that work there rape you before you even get to order Sounds like a terrible pub to go to with the boys.

>>117677 Breasts don't have to be big to produce milk, baphos and other sabbath members chests probably stay flat/small.

>>117691 Cheshy not so pranky when I beg her pathetically to do ear scritches, is she?

>>117691 Did you know that if you queue at a wonderland pub for a pint instead of crowding you will be violently raped and made an example of?

>>117693 While they don't have to be big to produce milk, they have to grow in order for the mammary glands to get ready for breastfeeding, fat to accumulate to feed the cells producing milk, and the accumulation of colostrum. The absolute size of the breasts is less important, but the relative size increase is more important. Breasts not growing at all means no biological changes happening, which means no milk.

>>117695 >pint Wtf is that shit, just give me 330ml of beer

>>117697 It’s a pint you muppet. I hope a chesh corrects you.

>>117696 I see, so might they go from flat to tiny then.

>>117699 One to two cups is the usual.

I hope Cheshy pours you a girly cocktail and makes you drink it while calling you a batty fruit.

>>117701 >girly cocktail Like a Manticore?

>>117702 Yes. But, also, what would a “manticore” cocktail get you if you ordered it? Besides an actual core.

>>117703 Everclear with a bunch of pine needles and shards of rock sugar and rock salt

>>117704 I like. Gonna need a core to look after me after that.

reminder that the sloth deems are still out there. looking for a man to ruin spoil

Ogres are all 7 sins at once. And stupid.

>>117657 If Krampus comes down my chimney, she'll have to wrestle my Yeti wife who has been drinking a little too much eggnog with rum

>>117707 No, ogres are all 7 VIRTUES at once. And green.

>>117683 >shy auntster struggling to ask you out on a date

I hate brown monster girls.

>>117709 Yes, but also just a bit stupid. And cute.

Sin. Virtue. None of that matters. What matters is the new wagyu beef patty burger by MonDonalds, with zipanguese styled sauce.

>>117713 Ogre eating those by the bushel

>>117714 Why are you measuring burgers with bushes? I don't think that's very sanitary.

>>117713 I feel bad for the holsts.

>>117715 Bushels! A measure of volume or mass. Also she’s not unsanitary but be honest she’s probably not as clean as a Kiki.

>>117717 How many bushels of ass has that lass?

>"On second thought, you can keep the gold. I'm taking the human." >anon's plan to hitch a ride with a merchant caravan for safety may have just backfired

>>117719 More like front-fired... into dragon SNATCH.

>>117719 >adventurer anon meeting a dragon while invading her lair >"On second thought, I don't need the gold. I'm taking you"

>>117721 >BOSS MUSIC INTENSIFIES

>>117719 I need a malef that big.

>>117713 >zipanguese styled sauce Like, the sauce they serve at Japanese steakhouses, yum yum sauce? That sounds really good on a burger.

>>117725 >Cheshire douses American boy she likes with yum yum sauce >Licks him >"It IS delicious!"

>>117718 God damn gotta be at least 2 bushels. Damn danukis. Sitting on their butts all day. Fiddling with their abacuses.

>>117719 remember not to pick too many flattery dialogue options when trying to appease the dragon or this sorry fate could happen to you the horror

The tsun dragon is proud and defiant over her use of a body pillow. You thought you had a gotcha. You thought she’d be embarrassed. No. You are the fool. The mere fool. Now if you excuse her she’s got to sleep with her body pillow all cradled up in her claws and wings.

>>117728 It's not flattery if she really does have big wings.

>>117728 >"My, Ms. Dragon, what big wings you have!" <"All the better to abduct you with." >"My, Ms. Dragon, what big claws you have!" <"All the better to pin you down with." >"My, Ms. Dragon, what large breasts you have!" <"All the better to smother you with." >"My, Ms. Dragon, what wide hips you have!" <"All the better to carry your children with." This dialog tree seems more like a shrubbery. One of those kind they cut into big circles.

Amazoness could stand to give her husband a compliment from time to time.

>Anon really likes dragons and thinks they are cool and badass >But Anon is TERRIFIED of flight checkmate libs

A storm is brewing

>>117733 fear makes the attraction stronger

>>117735 That explains me and spiders

>>117733 Wurm or otohime. You will be raped and you will be happy.

>>117737 Do wurms breathe fire?

>>117738 That can be arranged with a suitable hot sauce or sufficiently spicy ruby.

>>117719 >>117724 I will not accept a dragon wife or any dragon subspecies wife unless she makes me look as tall as a child in comparison to her.

>>117733 All Anon has to do is remember that his dragon wife will never let go of him and will forever keep him safe in her arms no matter how high they fly.

>>117740 based

>>117740 Understandable, I want a dragon subspecies wife that looks like a child

>>117744 A 50 foot tall child?

Imagine getting your dick sucked by jabberwock tentacles.

>>117710 But that's the dormitory

>>117744 fairy dragon

>>117749 Smolmono!? My ONE WEAKNESS?

>>117733 >>117735 >>117736 I think there might be something real to that. I'm an absolute wet rag when it comes to water and spiders but I love yips and arachnes.

>>117751 its a real thing, its called misattribution of arousal, basically your brain is mixing up signals between fear and attraction because theyre the same physiological responses

>>117751 Miss Ushi is more afraid of you than you are of her! Unfortunately, fear makes her rape drive UNSTOPPABLE, so your pelvis is doomed.

>Gremlin scientists see the phrase "rape drive" on the interwebs >Look at each other contemplatively >"It can't be that easy, right?" <"But what if--?" >Several weeks later, Repeating Automaton Penile Extractor 01 is nearing completion >She's an automaton designed ONLY for MAXIMUM SEX, and also FTL travel since she's a spaceship >She's plugged into by Anon, who is just so trusting and stupid he didn't put together the acronym yet. >He will, though. ONE MASSIVE EXPLOSION LATER >Two grimy, greasy gremlins emerge from the fuck rubble of their sex lab, dazed and bewildered >RAPE-01 and her Anon are nowhere to be found >They get to their backup lab and do a quick scan >Anon's locator beacon shows him over 30,000 miles away SCIENCE 1, OTHER STUFF 0.

The feds already caught anon

>>117757 my gf lives in polove, you wouldn't have heard of her

Dead hour posters awfully quiet tonight. Nobody cracking open a cold one?

>>117760 They're in rehearsal

>>117760 It's important that cold ones be gently spread open rather than cracked. They need to warm up before you can be too vigorous.

>>117761 Understandable but I'm taking my wife back. She owes me size play cuddles.

>>117703 It must contain manticore's venom. A french 75 with gin, lemon juice, champagne and manticore's venom instead of sugar syrup sounds good on paper. The bitterness and sourness would be cut or amplified depending of the venom taste A simple Moscow mule with a a venom spike instead of the dried lemon would work too but it's a bit too easy

I catch a cold once again. Where are the the medikot when you need them

Cats are not allowed. I'm allergic.

>>117767 She can heal you

>>117768 She'll make me itchy.

>>117769 Mamonobanana will fix it, don't worry stay still

>>117771 Hidoi af

Why would a dragon go to Maid academy instead of joining the Dragonia military?

>>117775 shes a silver dragon and therefore a gross sweaty humanophile

>>117775 Literally any excuse she can think of other than "Anon likes maid outfits"

>>117775 Because she's a sub or she just like the maid aesthetic and want to be court by a human

>>117771 Now this is grimdark

>no new mario games its a comspiracy, the umi osho's are lobbying agianst turtle violence

>>117780 >the umi osho's are lobbying agianst turtle violence Really? The Umi Osho. Lobbying AGAINST turtle violence. Are you sure about that?

I want to see the sweetest ryu go completely feral when her reverse scale is touched. Like going from a calm evening to "Why do I hear boss music?"

>>117780 the jabberwocks are in control now

>>117781 Considering kicking koopas in to lavapits is a normal pastime.

>>117784 Lavapits in MGE are just a comfortable hot bath.

>>117785 Either that or a trap to be molested by lava golems.

What's a worrying thing to hear from getting captured by monster girls? current favourite is "This one might be good for the queen!"

>>117787 >"This one might be good for the queen!" That depends on the "queen" in question becuase on one hand, its dragonewts taking me to a malef. On the other hand it could just be interconected slimes so the whole event is a one woman queen slime roleplay.

It's been a month since any of the galleries were updated. I thought wikifag could at least archive the pics even if imgbox was down.

>malef looking at anon <I sense no powers or abilities, yet he stands in my presence without a trace of fear. He must be the bravest human I've ever met. >anon looking at malef <I've seen some good cosplays before but this is on another level. How did she get the wings and tail to move like that?

been thinking about tentecles to the brain wouldnt that shit cause ear damage? like shit could render you deaf

>>117792 they can go through the nose/mouth but thats not very sexy

kids in the street having a fire breath fight

>>117792 It's magic. KC doesn't need to explain shit. I guess she could heal the eardrum after she's done or something like that. >>117793 >they can go through the nose/mouth but thats not very sexy There isn't a direct path from the mouth to the brain, and through the nose you still have to rupture a barrier, so it's not that much better.

>>117795 your etruscan tubes start in the back of your throat, thats why ENTs exist, and it goes behind your eardrums

AND I'M NEVER GONNA SNEK AGAIN GUILTY SNEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM THOUGH IT'S EASY TO SNETEND YOU WON'T BUY MY NOODLES

>>117797 kinda weird that i just started reading a slop manga about a bakery

>>117796 Did you mean the eustachian tubes? Those aren't inside your mouth either, they just connect the ear to the nasopharynx, and as its name indicates, it's at the back your nose. It also doesn't really lead to your brain, so... Honestly, the more i learn about it the less it makes sense for her to put her tentacles inside your brain unless she goes through the upper ceiling of your nose cavity. The hole in your skull that lets the auditory nerve through is tiny, and if she pushes her tentacles through there it just fucks up everything, because it's pretty close to your cerebellum. At that point it'd be easier to chew a circular piece of your skull, insert her tentacles, and then close it. Realistically, her tentacles just go up to your middle ear and then she releases her mana there to control your thoughts, or they phase through the skull entirely like a whight's claws.

>>117794 have the confidence of the commander of the order of the dragon knights putting her face directly next to a personal admission of desperation for a mate

>>117800 Tells you how desperate she is.

I want to worship and bathe a confident royal guard dragon.

>>117802 >give your royal guard gf her initialed lunchbox for the day >turkey club, hummus to dip, oreos, mini love letter on a 3x5 >she clips it onto her belt, violating dress code >dragon queen storms into her throne room, unable to call it out since that would mean recognizing its existence

>>117803 If I could do that for a dragon on a regular basis that would make me a very happy husband. Those love notes especially. In a way reading them is training for her, because it’s so hard for her not to blush crimson red and smile after reading it. A guard must be stoic at her rank.

Apparently some spiders have what's called book lungs. Is that why they're always reading?

>>117804 >3 hours 'til lunchtime >lunchbox hinge squeaks the slightest as she bobs her hips to a tune in her head >2 hours 'til lunchtime >fidgets with the latch >1 hour 'til lunchtime >looks left down the hall >looks right down the hall >unlatches the box and pulls out the note >closes the box >reads it >looks down the hall again >reads it again and nibbles the corner of it >30 minutes 'til lunchtime >reads it again >looks down the hall >rubs her face on it and hums to herself >dragon queen blasts the door open with her mighty clawfoot in a rage >shoves the note in her mouth and stands at attention >gets an earful and nods until she goes away >lunchtime! >bleh~ >reads it again

>>117806 Cute. So cute. Ideal wife. The queen can be so grumpy and tyrannical. It’s a good thing wife can take it in her stride and focus on the positives. And when she heads home, she has hubby ready to make things all better.

maybe the dragon queen wouldn't be wound up so tight if the royal guards didn't stop every attempt to kidnap her

>>117808 The dragon queen should take matters in her own hands and kidnap a man herself.

Maybe if anon worshipped his guard dragon wife more attentively she would perform better to the queens standards.

You should be giving these to your dragon wife especially if she has a physically demanding job >sports massages >wing massages >claw filings >scale polishings >muscle kisses >ab licks >mutual scent marking >tail massages >kisses >lots of kisses >and some kisses in odd locations

>>117811 You should do these with any wife really, depending on what applies. And don't forget the kisses.

>>117812 It’s just a reminder to attend to your dragon wife when she gets back, all sweaty and steamy and clad in stuffy armour. She needs R&R&Anon.

I heard some mamono like it when their husbands leave bite marks in hard to hide places.

>>117815 >big titty hags proudly wear revealing cleavage that shows multiple bite marks on their breasts

>>117815 >Both you and your Jinko getting battle scars from bed wars It will be hard to hide

>>117814 >slide rag under breastplate >dab and swish about >withdraw >rag utterly soaked in dragon tit sweat >she’s blushing and her lip is trembling >daring you to say something >like huff the damn rag already

>dragon librarian notices you borrowing a map of the old city ruins <"You, um, you know that's a designated hunting ground, right?" <"I mean nobody expects a city full of dragons to be on their best behavior all the time, so we have places where everyone agrees the laws don't apply." <"If you go in there you're agreeing to be hunted by, well, anyone. If you're inside the fence it's fair game." <"Unrelated, but... when were you thinking of going?"

>>117815 >fat bottomed loli wears miniskirt that shows the bite marks on her thick thighs

Never mind bite marks. I need butt marks. I need steam pressed red splotches on my face where her cheeks have sat. I need them to be seen in public, so a third party might look at them and then to my shapely wife and do the math themselves.

>>117821 >"FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT IS NOT A RECOGNIZED FORM OF FORENSIC EVIDENCE!" You have enraged Detective Haku

>>117819 tricksy lizard

>>117822 It is a distinctive feature. Detective haku’s ass can personally identify her. And if she thinks otherwise then we can do a test. Me and her and her big fat cow ass.

>well to do local noble anon facesat into incubisation >detective haku on the case to find out whodunnit My bet is that the butler (maid) did it.

>>117825 >Buttler It's right in the name.

>>117825 They all did it! The butler, the gardener, the chef, the bodyguard. Or… Detective Haku did it!

>>117827 The Detective Haku needs to use her buttprint revealing powder on anon's face, and then compare it to everyone in the mantion to see who it matches.

>>117825 Definitely the butler

>>117826 >>117829 It’s always the butler/maid in these mysteries.

>>117830 What about the time it was a bunny who wandered in from the garden?

>>117831 That wasn’t a very fair mystery. And half the book was bunny sex.

>>117829 I honestly find Kikimoras in suits much more appealing than in their regular maid outfits. Must be how tomboyishness manifests in them.

>>117833 Suits are very sexy. It also captures their hips and ass better.

she cute

>>117829 So cute, maid in costume are a weakness of mine

>>117833 This, tomboy maid are great

>>117838 >losing your virginity? >to a mere maid like me? >a maid you’ve known for years? >that’s not even ladylike? >and is crude and vulgar? >and is a lowly beastwoman? >and to top it off you were on the bottom?! >heh >kinda cringe “master”.

It's finally Friday, do your best at work today anon, I'm pretty sure your auntster is already waiting for your return

Auntster but thin and modest

>>117840 >work lol wagies

>>117836 If mamono invade earth, do you think Kakus would become even more smug when they learn humans are related to monkeys?

>>117836 Instructions unclear returning to monke.

>>117840 It seems that auntie Rata is getting pregnant this weekend

>>117842 >working overtime at the sex factory, making babies it's a living

>>117841 get out

The ideal size for all cats. Including cheshires.

>>117840 Oppai loli and lolibaba auntsters are taking over this Friday, family planning sponsored by the Sabbath

>>117848 would pet

>>117849 This is fine

>>117852 Some of these are not like the others.

>>117853 They are all ancient

>>117854 Only the first one could qualify as an auntster. The rest of them fail spectacularly.

>>117855 What do you need to qualify?

>>117856 the hint of desperation is vital

>>117857 Do they need to be related or is it any chubby desperate hag?

>>117858 it helps

>>117858 They need to be related, or a family friend. They might be desperate, but they also have a certain air of confidence and allure behind the casual way they interact with you. They also need to be close, and have known you enough, not every desperate hag from the street can call herself your auntie.

>>117836 i like the profile stuff the artist wrote >Kakuzaru-san >A girl with white hair and various fruits growing bountifully >She exudes an air of dignity like an elder >But she just kept eating mana-rich fruits And her hair turned white—actually, she's still young >She speaks random lies or Instructions as if they were profound wisdom >And loves to tease men who know nothing

>>117782 That's right, give it a good slap. Maybe a little squeeze while you're at it. Make it rain. >>117806 That one's wet now, she won't be able to keep it stacked in her locker like the others. >>117817 I need that Y'shtola image. >>117823 About as tricky as I'd be when I ask her to accompany me so she can protect me from all those other naughty dragons. >>117835 Friendly reminder to all masters that pencil skirts are a welcome substitution for the usual long and flowing maid skirts. You can freely sexualize the maids. Please sexualize the maids. I kinda want a maid with a chaste, traditional winter uniform and the smuttiest summer uniform imaginable now.

>>117862 >I need that Y'shtola image. Now that I think about it, isn't that bitch blind or something? Would explain a lot.

>>117860 >talking to mamano >age, thirst and milk addiction meters pop >also what does adoption risk 20% mean? don't worry about it, maybe

Damn onis and ogres and hellhounds and salamanders and others talking about sportsball again.

>>117855 Lies and slander, aunties do it our of love, not desperation

>>117866 What happens if you brush your auntster until she falls asleep?

>>117867 You wake up naked, covered in kiss marks, drained and she wakes up pregnant

They taught a hellhound to play tennis. She gets so tense and worked up during a match. It’s so hard to not eat the ball. There is so much rape afterwards to let up that pent up frustration.

>>117870 The frustration makes her play harder. Can you believe they don't even use the good noisy balls! Luckily she can make her man squeak all she wants after the match.

>>117870 >>117871 Joanna McEnroe is the bad girl of tennis, after all. Even your local hellhound at the bar would blush at all the shit-talk Joanna says to her opponents.

I would never play tennis with a hellhound when I can play Hide the Salami.

>>117871 She’s known to get very tetchy, doubly so if she loses. If she so much as hears a squeaky toy, then she might crush whatever’s in her paws at that moment. It triggers a Pavlovian response in her. See, she had to undergo a lot of training with anon to play tennis with the level of discipline she does. He had to use some rather creative methods. Other hellhounds would gasp and giggle at her if they knew what he did to her. A lot of training and teasing with her locked up/restrained. So yes she can ignore most distractions and provocations for a round of tennis. But not a long game. A tournament is very tough if she doesn’t get breaks.a real test of her patience and discipline. push her enough she will snap. That composed hellhound vanishes and all that pent up rape and rage comes firing out.

If she loses anon is in for level of beaning not see in centuries.

Let us set aside the venerable hellhound for a moment and remember the ever loyal kobold. Who's a good girl? She is!

>>117876 When you buy a big enough house, it should come with a complementary Kobold for security purposes and companionship

>>117876 Don't underestimate a Kobold whose human is in danger. She can be very determined and competent.

>>117877 How would you feel about a Kiki who's in touch with her doge side instead? >>117878 Imagine being a thief getting your shit rocked by a chihuahua kobold because you threatened the wrong man.

>>117879 >throw a frisbee >prim and proper kiki-chan jumps in the air and catches it with her teeth The video that went viral

>>117880 Weird how it was more popular than those kikis elegantly shredding in their skateboards, but she was cute and looked really happy.

>>117881 Other viral videos >Hellhound gets slapped by kitten >Dramatic Look Wurm >Florida Man yoinks a Medusa >Florida Man yoinks a Basilisk >Florida Man yoinks... etc.

>>117876 Cu Siths are fine too, they are the bestest of best girls

>>117882 >Bunyip yoinks Florida Man "He was a sick cunt, but I'm sicker," said the newlywed fluff noodle.

>>117883 They’re not even the best sith!

Hound vs food season 2 (featuring Wock)

>>117886 Wock eating wok?

>hebi has a little too much to drink on a friday night >decides that the diet can wait until monday and heads out into the woods for some fresh meat >wakes up on sunday to discover that a hiker caught her constricting a demon realm beast and eating the entire body >the video already has over a million views

>>117887 They’re going to THE BIGGEST stir fry in east Moncity.

Hebi family hug

>>117891 Where is husband!?

The LONGEST shirohebi udon restaurant

>>117888 She'd do something about it but she's going to be too FAT to move until she's done digesting it

>>117892 He's taking the photo

The HEAVIEST wurm steak in North East Dragonia

>>117891 I'm concerned about the one with black hair, some poor sap might not see her coming. Is that allowed? >>117892 Surrounded by snek.