>>26649 3 and 5 are grotesque but agreed on the rest. 1 is perfection

>>26272 Congrats Anon! Be sure to give both your good girls headpats!

>>26659 >bro just headpat this liver-eating evil spirit and she'll turn into both your pet and gf I don't trust you

>>26642 That's just their default threat level and (barely) manageable to sustain with enough discipline from the foxes side. Of course there is also the rare "walking extinction event"-type of fox that stays in heat 365 days per year. Even monster nations are afraid of them. >>26699 Don't be a coward. Putting a ring on her finger and a litter in her belly is pretty much the best thing you can do, if you want to stay off a maneaters/dryfishers dinner menu.

>>26648 There exists a simple but equally vile solution to this creature's methods. It involves a picture and a bit of scotch tape... >>26650 Clingy, jealous, and invasive. >>26699 Japanese and Chinese foxes are quite nice, most of the time, it's just the Korean ones (Kumiho) you have to worry about.

>>26701 >h*man girl is pregnant with one child <keeps cursing and swearing about how she feels like shit <is ashamed of her state, avoids being seen in public <can barely move on her own, demands assistance at every step <swears she's getting her tubes tied after this <negative libido, gets nauseous at mere mention of sex >kitsune pregnant with a litter of 6 <on cloud nine 24/7, wants to show off her fertility (and hubby's virility) to the entire world <superior physique means she can function normally, only her bulk occasionally causes humorous situations <immediately gets addicted to being pregnant and wants to get knocked up again as soon as possible <hot preggo sex every day, her appetite only increases as she swells up Humanity is fucked, both literally and figuratively.

>>26795 Fuck, meant to post this in the AI thread.

>>26725 Like this?

>>26800 Yeah, just like that.

We're done playing. Sign the papers, or else...

>>27345 Kitsunes are not humans, they are literally subhumans with no human rights and thus any papers signed with them have no legal weight

>>27346 >believing a single thing that comes out of a foxes mouth when childmaking is involved bet you still think they can only get pregnant during mating season too. some fox is gonna be real lucky, having such a dense and gullible boytoy to mess with.

>>27346 The moment those papers get shredded, humanity will have an asymmetrical world war on their hands. One foxes probably spent several hundred years worth of pre-planning on.

>>27348 Well, so far Wakamo can't even get on Steam, I think I'm safe

>ywn be forcibly dragged down the aisle at gunpoint to marry your rapist (fox) who forced herself on you and got pregnant against your will Why live?

>>27584 Can't rape the willing. I will proudly cradle my pregnant fox wife, while I pledge my life to her family clan.

>>27345 is that first one AI because that guy seems to have 2 torsos

>>27701 Saucenao says it's not AI. Torso seems fine to me anyway, she's pulling up his shirt so chest is covered and abs are not

>>27597 Where's the fun in that? You should at least pretend to resist before you betray your species for some fluffy harlot.

>>27778 >Where's the fun in that? The fun's in showing off your pregnant wife to all the seething human loyalists. >betray your species the future is fluffy

please consider the single-tailed, modestly proportioned fox.

>>27809 >modestly proportioned >those ears That's the fox equivalent of /d/ tier hyper tits, anon

>>27826 She has human ears too. You best check her for headbands and tail plugs. Frauds are getting quite crafty.

>fox thread >outside of the first page Preposterous, a (baby) bump is needed

test

>>28560 vixen arts: guaranteed quadruple insemination✨✨✨✨

>>22798 Swat? No. Play with the fluff at the entrance and tickle them until those big fox floppers twitch? Yes, whether she hates it or not. >>22817 This guy gets it.

>>28595 this image made me realize I will never get to know how it feels to squeeze your balls like a pair of lemons into a sopping wet fox pussy in heat and I hate this

https://x.com/Golden_moteo/media just hit a fluff vein.

>>27809 Duly noted. All things are best enjoyed in moderation.

Wait, I don't remember hiring a maid

>>29001 It's a new government initiative to assist childless, single male humans to live a more stable and productive life. Guaranteed improvement in just 9 months!

i prefer the big foxes to be honest.

>>29029 A bigger, older, fluffier fox works better than some yappy trickster cretin trying to kon you. I wouldn't trust any tailets that aren't my daughters, even then, I'd bet those little rascals are always up to something. It is just their nature. They must be at least older than 100 to be considered reputable. The age of 800 is in demand.

>>29063 Wrinkled hands wrote this post

>>29063 dont forget that they are the smuggest as well. the self-assured smirk of a centuries old vixen is enough to fox a man without a single word or touch.

😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 WHAT THE! SUDDENLY WRAPPING YOUR TAIL AROUND ME!💢😡😭 YOU VIXEN!🦊 LET ME BORROW THAT TAIL!💢😡 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃

>>29029 >>29063 This world is cruel because I can not be groomed by a mature, fluffy, and kind elder fox with a soft personality.

Love your fox, even if she has issues

>>29172 this gookfox is easily defeated.

>>29170 its never too late to be groomed by a fox. the methods just tend to get more... intense as the human grows older.

whats the most effective method of shaking a fox off of your trail? asking for a friend.

>>29361 Find a fellow loser and yeet him straight into the tails, should buy you some time

>>29172 I hope Wakamo gets a chocopuni plush soon. I left most of BA behind but I still remember how Wakamo made me feel loved so I would like to take a plush with me places.

>>29361 Alright so here's the trick. They have a sharp sense of smell so you use this to confuse and misdirect them. Over a week or so just collect all the underwear and shirts you've got in your laundry hamper and scatter them outside hidden in bushes and the like. Do this over a large area so like deeper into the woods to tuck them under some rocks or fallen trees. While you're out scattering them you should leave your house's windows open so it can air out to make the decoys more effective. When you're done with this you'll want to be fastidious with your cleaning and hygiene to make yourself appear as invisible as possible. From there you can either hunker down or skip town for a while. This is how you lead a fox by the nose!

Perhaps I should make an MGE Inari of my very own to ease my woes. One of a mommy variety. Yes. Perhaps that would be good.

>>29421 >make an MGE Inari But you first need an Inari to do that