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fox thread #18 Anonymous 06/21/2026 (Sun) 00:30:20 No. 99843

home is where the mofu is edition looks like the foxes has caught on to you and your foxposting. they have decided to spirit you away to one of their hidden villages. do not worry, they have plenty of data to make an informed decision on which village would suit you best. so tell me where you would end up. what architectural style are they using? stereotypical East Asian? something modern? or perhaps something rustic? does it have some kind of fantastical flare? like a perpetual season with minimal weather variation? buildings that are bigger on the inside than their exterior would suggest? perfectly ripe fruits that seems to grow back in minutes? what are the locals like? any eccentric characters? kindly shopkeepers and neighbours? curious kits? previous thread >>83068

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 00:40:00 No. 108321

>>108305 >Nah, nathin' wrong. Actually, could ya please head over to that inari shrine over there? ~~I was promised 65,000$ for capturing and delivering you~~ They say you will receive the blessing of Eastern spirits once you pass the red ark.

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 03:27:18 No. 108329

>>108304 >How would she be able to fit into the tube with those obstacles? Through abandoning common sense, of course. Which is also what she'll tell you to do after you have 76 kits.

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 03:40:05 No. 108332

>>108321 >Shortly after the portals open, a delegation of foxes come to visit a small, American town famed for its history. >A few thousand people come to see the foxes' parade, despite the light rain. >As the dowager queen of the foxes exchanges pleasantries with the mayor, in the city square, a commotion occurs. >One man, wearing unusually unfashionable clothes, forces his way through the police cordon with DETERMINATION. >He runs into the open ground past the barricades. >He yells "come on, show us the SUPPA TENKO!" >As soon as the last syllable leaves his mouth, he vanishes with a puff of smoke, only a few falling animal hairs taking his place. >The event is minor and recalled by no one for months. >Half a year later, a local news reporter manages to ask the queen of the foxes what happened to him. >She gives the reporter a polite smile and says that he is "happily married" and has not reappeared in public because he is "busy with his new responsibilities."

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 05:07:40 No. 108347

>>108173 I'm ready for some Charming Domination

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 07:38:46 No. 108357

We need to settle this argument once and for all. Who is superior, and why?

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 09:14:14 No. 108368

>>108357 >best things about a fox: her ears, breasts, tails and fertility Gee, I wonder which one has more of all four...

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 13:36:23 No. 108404

>>108357 Lemme have sex with both so I can decide.

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 13:54:06 No. 108413

>>108357 better body, more and fluffier tails, combat prowess, a surname with high prestige, maternal instincts so fierce she decided to adopt a daughter, pure intellect beyond human comprehension... i can honestly just keep going, but im guessing you're seeing the picture by now. dont know why Tsukasa needs to be compared to a kyubi of all things. their allure and spousal expertise is the stuff of legend, meanwhile all tubefoxes are known for is leading their masters to ruin.

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 14:53:15 No. 108424

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 16:59:07 No. 108445

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 19:34:22 No. 108465

Consider this: tube fox and curry udon noodles.

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 20:04:21 No. 108470

>>108465 Those 2ch nanashi are merciless lmao

Anonymous 08/04/2026 (Tue) 21:01:31 No. 108473

>>108357 Ran, because nobody else in Gensokyo has: - nine lovely golden tails to wrap around you during hugs - beautiful silky ears to stroke your fingers through - a lovely voice to serenade you with - fluffy fluff hair to pat and pet - a gorgeous and radiant smile to brighten up your darkest days All of these things combined make Ran a wife and mother without equal in all of Gensokyo. She's just perfect, even in moments of weakness.

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 04:40:24 No. 108560

>>108030

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 05:23:11 No. 108564

>>108560 Her expression matches mine.

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 11:30:40 No. 108607

>>108465 Context?

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 16:46:19 No. 108654

>eurofag with no A/C >temps up to 35°C in my room 95°F in burger units Imagine how horrible it would be to have a cuddly wife, who can shrug this off like a desert fox, haha...~~please save me~~

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 16:51:18 No. 108655

>>108654 Those tails are not going to help you at all. Remember to leave your windows open at night and then close the house during the day. And get icecream.

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 17:15:19 No. 108660

>>108654 >country gets conquered by the fox empire >A/C now banned because it's harmful to sensitive fox ears >state-mandated cuddly fox wives insisting on wrapping you in their tails wtf, this is a dystopia, not utopia

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 17:17:05 No. 108661

>>108607 Curry stains are hard to get out because it's oily and tumeric is a natural dye for fibers. Add that Tsukasa wears a white romper and noodles can be slurped makes for quite the messy situation. >>108654 Unless you wifed a desert fox, you are going to die of heatstroke nigger. Your nine-tails is either a ball of insulation or sheds in such horrific amounts it'll be all over the carpet, furniture, bed, clothes, and you. You best hope she has good hygiene practices and can keep dander under control.

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 17:20:36 No. 108663

>>108661 Yeah but where does the joke come from. In game/ official Touhou stuff, or fandom stuff.

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 17:45:33 No. 108667

They can't resist kitsune udon.

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 19:47:21 No. 108676

>>108654 this fox looks very wet and drippy

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 20:56:43 No. 108688

>>108654 >eurofag >no A/C Where are you from, Bosnia? Or just some extremely poor (by European standards) guy who just can't afford ac.

Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 21:13:08 No. 108691

>>108688 My house is over 100 years old and nobody living in it wants to be the first one to ruin the looks by installing one. Also it was never this hot before

Anonymous 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:00:59 No. 108905

Anonymous 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:28:22 No. 108975

hmmmm, steamed fox ass

Anonymous 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:23:23 No. 109085

What a cutie KAMUI S01E02

Anonymous 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:15:34 No. 109123

https://x.com/WildcatF14/status/2039135458937250008

Anonymous 08/09/2026 (Sun) 07:59:57 No. 109347

DO NOT make the fox sign while facing an empty wall, you are not ready for the fluffrooms

Anonymous 08/09/2026 (Sun) 08:58:54 No. 109357

>>109347 I will make fox shadow puppets at random computer terminals

Anonymous 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:35:19 No. 109404

Nigga stole my genes!

Anonymous 08/09/2026 (Sun) 22:58:07 No. 109563

>>109404 she dosent need to steal mine, thats for sure.

Anonymous 08/10/2026 (Mon) 03:03:14 No. 109583

Anonymous 08/10/2026 (Mon) 09:26:47 No. 109623

>>109583 Wow great, foxes can reproduce asexually by budding now. We're doomed.

Anonymous 08/10/2026 (Mon) 12:10:09 No. 109646

>>109583 Where do you even start brushing that much tail?

Anonymous 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:50:13 No. 109769

>>109357 They have that approach covered

Anonymous 08/11/2026 (Tue) 02:41:35 No. 109805

>>109769 Good Wait, it's that easy?

Anonymous 08/11/2026 (Tue) 07:25:16 No. 109827

Anonymous 08/11/2026 (Tue) 08:51:07 No. 109835

>>109769 >have a 16:9 monitor >Ran gets stuck because her fat tits

Anonymous 08/11/2026 (Tue) 08:57:43 No. 109836

>>109835 This is why Tsukasa is better. You'd be cuddling with her tail already, instead, you're just stuck with a rambling angry fox hag that will cast curses on you if she thinks you're calling her fat.

Anonymous 08/11/2026 (Tue) 19:21:38 No. 109936

>>109835 She already has trouble getting through normal spaces with her FAT FUCKING TAILS

Anonymous 08/11/2026 (Tue) 20:24:14 No. 109953

>>109769 >>109835 Press pause, pull out paint and draw her tits even bigger as a joke

Anonymous 08/12/2026 (Wed) 01:57:05 No. 110004

Anonymous 08/12/2026 (Wed) 07:28:36 No. 110033

>>109836

Anonymous 08/12/2026 (Wed) 07:39:33 No. 110034

>>110033 I can keep her safe from foxes who are fading into irrelevancy due to their age.

Anonymous 08/12/2026 (Wed) 08:03:38 No. 110037

>>110034 Foxes don't age, they mature like prized alcohol.

Anonymous 08/12/2026 (Wed) 08:05:05 No. 110038

>>110037 >alcohol Well she sure did ferment like old wrinkly fruits

Anonymous 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:17:53 No. 110058

Foxes make my heart go doki.

Anonymous 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:35:24 No. 110059

>>110037 No matter how prized the alcohol is, eventually it goes awry. Time comes for us all. A youthful fox does not have to worry about such things, unlike a certain desiccated taxidermy project.

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