>>100881 >go on vacation to the desert together >she likes it >she REALLY likes it >upends her whole life and moves there, promising she'll visit >she does >about 6 months later >she's tanned to dark-chocolate, became a priest of some kind of fertility god, and has a full wardrobe of gold >fantastically outgoing all of a sudden, fit, self-confident >where did your clumsy alcoholic bookworm go? >she's winking at you when no one is looking >no one else recognizes her so she's even more brazen with touching and flirting and groping in front of your friends and family and strangers (everyone in the world)

>>100873 >dragons doing tail wrestling Dragon anal tug of war is very popular in the MGE world

>>100887 >confessions of a fly

>>100879 Kot are the only way to make brown and black attractive

kunoichi butt duels

>>100892 You couldn't possibly win.

>>100893 being anywhere near a kunoichi is a win in my books

>>100894 What if you were both trapped inside a room divided in two by indestructible glass that avoids teleportation and the walls of the room slowly released aphrodisiac, where the only other furniture is a bed on each side, and a night stand with a bunch of sex toys. Would you consider that a win huh?

>>100887 >Web of Love >How Hikikomori Find Wives >Lucky Number of Leg Men is Eight >Call of the Basement >>100891 Respectfully disagree.

>>100893 i'm addicted to the thrill of doing a little bit better and making them work a little bit harder

>>100887 >8 legs, 7 vaginas?

Homemaking idea: have potted plants around the house expressly for your hoofed guests to nibble on to feel welcome and at home.

Homemaking idea: Get potted plant girls by letting them smoke with weed alraune. Bonus points if she then hot boxes you in her plant.

Homemaking idea: Let Miss Cyclops make your home.

Homemaking idea: live inside wifes cleavage

Homemaking idea: have children with Sandworm wife.

>>100899 I think this was the best idea.

Homemaking idea: hold kot

>>100904 I think you should make hoofed guests feel welcome.

>>100904 >Miss Cyclops slowly picks up her blueprints, packs them into her carrying case, and then leaves >A single, fat tear forms as she walks away

>>100907 oh great now i feel bad. come back, cyclops! we need you for homes under the hammer!

>>100907 It's not like she can't design shelves where pots could be placed at an appropriate elevation for hooved guests.

This time on MonTV rate my crib…

>>100910 >Due to a series of Misunderstandings, the show Rate my Crib translated... oddly... to MonTV. >It's monster girls getting actual cribs rated >Still pretty interesting, but a lot more specific. >Until the (sigh) April Fool's Day episode focused entirely on ABDLs. >Vice President of Reality TV Chesh got fired for that one.

>>100912 It's monster couples that have gone way overboard creating a baby/nursery room. It is popular amongst monsters that want to have babies.

>>100913 >Miss Echidna has been journalling Rate my Crib for years >She has half-designed cribs for all manner of babies she might have >Big ones >Small ones >Furry ones >Scaly ones >Plant ones >Fish ones >So many babies! So many cribs! >Has like 12 echidna babies in a row.

Lifehack: Date rare, high powerlevel, super low fertility monsters when they're young to get a plapping head start

It's 35°C outside. I wish I had a Jinko to bathe with in cold water.

>>100917 I want you to know that I am a huge fan of huge boobs. BUT I see that pic and all I want to fondle are them ears. GOOD LORD. They're so scritchable!

>>100918 Every part of a Jinko is worth touching.

>>100919 You're not wrong.

>>100919 I need to make one chuff before I even touch

>>100921 >mother fucker How did she knew that I have a Jimko mom?

>>100915 C: dos C: dos/run run/dos/run

C dos nuts

Normalize fat monster girls.

I'm glad manticore lost all that weight

>>100927 you read it right to left, baka gaijin

The distinction between wrestling with monsters and having sex with monsters is very nebulous. Especially if it is rape.

>>100930 I always imagine "Chained Soldier" levels of sex as training when dealing with monsters, probably that's how your school days are

Check it out nerds, the festival CYOA got a huge update >>99491 >>99492 I don't want to be the only one participating in something with so much effort put into it so get in there

>>100932 It's a very long read, and not that many people are into long reads.

>>100933 Well I think it's good anyway

>>100932 I like my stories with more hardcore incest

>>100935 >t. based hapsburg Anon

The hapsboogs

>>100932 Is there a Greenworm playing the electric guitar in this story or is this false advertising?

>>100938 It's just a way of getting attention, an utter falsehood.

>>100939 Unless a piece of media is at least 10% Greenworm by volume, I will not consume it.