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lolibaba fox hours

>>100338 granny still got it

Love my grannies.

Granny hellhound but beeg and strong and mature and scarred but wise. There’s still fire in those eyes. Something something dying star.

>>100260 First of all, calling a young monster trying to do her species' typical mating ritual that is extremely rude. Second, you should wait at least until second date and build anticipation. Third, yes humans do deserve that (on the attacking end) and loli Wocks would agree too.

>>100341 >Old cophound, working her last shifts before retirement >Veteran warriorhound, who is weary of fighting many battles where her companions get husbands and she remains alone

>>100329 a housecat would savage me too if she was a little bigger. cats play rough

>>100333 >Face in manticore pussy, manticore tail on dick >Dick in manticore mouth, face in manticore tail I want to try both of these things.

>>100337 fearless bunyip explorer feels fear bc she likes a guy and drops spaghetti

>>100337 mindflayer trying her hardest to break the stereotype of her kind brainwashing their husbands.

>>100337 bogey getting sad as her hubby overcomes his anxiety and becomes way more social.

>>100347 maybe she can change my mind

>>100345 Do you have any idea what huffing/tasting core pussy let alone THICK JUICY MUSKY tailpuss does to a man's mind?

>>100349 stop teasing. she will actually start crying.

>>100351 i hear motorboating is a good way to cheer purple ladies up

>>100352 >How grape sees me when I'm all up in her tits

>>100350 No, but I'd like to.

>>100338 >>100339 >>100340 >>100341 Making babies with grandma!

>>100354 >doesn't even need venom to poison him with love

>>100355 What if mom gets jealous?

>>100357 She can pop a couple of my offspring too

>>100337 I don't care about idea thiefs.

>>100360 It's not theft if you consent to it

>>100360 no no, we already had a Nightmare story about that

>>100337 Struggling artist is ready to quit everything when he unexpectedly meets a fan.

pov you are wurm's fan

>>100364 Hypnotic

>>100365 Oooo you want to buy wurm gem cereal ooooh

>>100366 Sad that she cannot buy it herself, but the store has a revolving door and she gets trapped in it...

>>100367 i didn't think wurms had a strong concept of doors as they tend to make their own wherever

>>100337 the evil Earth Government was hiding and experimenting on monstergirls but now the new government did a police raid on the lab and unconspiracy'd the whole ordeal, and (you) won the lottery to rehabilitate one of the poor girls back into proper human/mamono society, and there's a stipend for that so you can focus on her and work less on your job, and you don't get to say no. enjoy slowly building up trust and eventually gentle slow cuddlesex with headpats and kisses. yes this is inspired by all the hopefics for Casualties Unknown, how could you tell?

>>100368 they respect infrastructure and don't want to cause accidents by digging near buildings or in underground metros. wurms are not so good with earth cities with all that underground cables and sewers.

>>100356 Love is already the strongest poison there is. Venemous monsters will realize it once they're married. That won't stop the pricking, but they'll understand.

>>100372 Love is the strongest poison and cure for all. But I still enjoy a barb in my veins and pussy juices rubbed all over my nose and mouth.

>>100373 that's love adjacent

>>100337 Apopcicle and Ice Queen set their differences aside and come together to spread Christmas cheer

>>100337 Dorome mud bath in spa

>>100337 Former IT guy is hired by mamono government to teach monster girls about modern technology and how to use it, has to somehow explain the concept of the Internet to millennium old mamono who still remember when iron was a new-fangled technology.

>>100373 >But I still enjoy a barb in my veins and pussy juices rubbed all over my nose and mouth Tell it, brother. I'd still like to have a deem stain my soul with her affection even if there's no venom involved, though. I should start headcanoning spade tails into sperms extraction appendages as well, actually...

>>100378 She gonna taint your soul a demonic blue. I bet demon pussy tastes and smells incredibly sinful. And if her tail isn't milking you, then she can 69 with her glossed lips. You will look a mess. Her mess.Covered in her love and sweat and juices.

>>100355 I wish we had more doujinshi about that

Hebi grannies yandere side might mellow down but they are powerful enough to astral project themselves to their husbands no matter how far they go

>>100366 >Ingredients: Silicon Carbide, Tungsten Carbide, Titanium Dioxide, Potassium Fluoride, Uranium Peroxide <WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

>>100382 uranium has too many calories

>>100383 FAT WURM.

Beware smol dragons

>>100383 It's not as bad as it looks. Unlike human cereal, uranium is filling.

>>100386 unlike human cereal, >ogre-o's have 12 layers of fibre that leave you ready to beat the shit out of the day ahead >wurm gems contain all your essential minerals and many non-essential minerals, because you can never be too prepared >jinko flakes bring out the tiger in you with their 8 different vitamins and frosting that will leave you smiling >every box of jub-jub puffs contain a REDACTED toy - collect them all! >claustro bites contain addictive acid that is too delicious and addictive for the FDA! >draco toast crunch lets you hit your recommended daily sugar intake before 10AM!

>>100387 >jubjub pretty sure you're having eggs

>>100388 it's sex for breakfast. sexfast.

a jub would be down for her hubby to eat breakfast off her body, as long as he gives her plenty of oral attention (which is a given because jub juice, jub milk, jub nips and jub butt are all delicious)

>>100380 We have some but most of the times is just lolibaba stuff

Arachnophobic, huh? That must mean you secretly want to fuck spiders.

>>100394 many such cases

>>100394 It’s not a secret.

>>100396 it's as secret as anons one weakness

I’m actually terrified of large hats.

>>100398 ms hatter legit a little scary. she's too intense

>>100399 Nobody with a hat that large has good intentions. No sir.

>>100399 In tents? Don't be silly, she has a lovely little town house with her shop on the bottom floor. She'd love it you would add another chimney to her home.

>>100399 Beware the heart hatter.

Haha fuck all of you mamonos I wasted all my cum on these blankets by masturbating too much, that you will never have a drop of my white goo.

>>100394 I would be too worried she'd break things in my house from being so BIG.

>>100404 >smug_ittan_momen_noises.wav

Is it possible for monster girls to weird out other monster girls? I mean, mamono as a whole seem to be quite tolerant of each other's various quirks, but is it possible to be so over-the-top or eccentric or horny or whatever that even other monster girls are like, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

>>100408 mebbe

>>100409 Gremlin's exotic pant holes.

>>100410 She has decades of data to prove that the pant crotch just gets in the way.

>>100411 It makes her 50% sexier and provides ample ventilation cause gremlins get very sweaty and stuffy in their labs. I would moan about proper PPE. However, knowing gremlin, any chemical or concoction she spills on herself will have purely lewd side effects.

>>100337 bogey joins the monster army and is surprisingly good at it being that she's still a giant ogre

>>100413 i bet she gets asked about her scars a lot

>>100408 monsters aghast at the succubus who doesn't particularly have strong opinions about sex

>>100408 What happens in wonderland stays in wonderland.

>>100413 >walks up to scariest biggest actual ogre/oni in army and gives her a big soft hug >stunlocks the brute >starts crying about being too big for an anon >bogey pats back and offers tissue She is very good for troop morale.

>>100415 >"What's wrong with sticking with good ol' missionary?" <"AaAAaahahah! SHE'S GONE CRAZY!!!1!!!1one!"

>>100416 >Narrator: It did not, in fact, stay in wonderland

>>100415 Wait until they see that adult echidna who isn't ready for kids yet.

>>100421 i mean the dungeon isn't even finished yet. can't bring up kids without a decent dungeon

>>100422 This is how you know that Echidna had like 20 Anubis siblings growing up.

>>100422 early access echidna dungeons (non-consensual, she's quite upset you're there before it's ready)

>>100424 What if you give her improvement tips? Or you actively start fixing things up for her? >"No no no, look, if you're going to do a secret door, behind a bookcase is the first place someone's going to check!" >"Now what if instead of a library, you make this room more of a dining or tea room, and your secret door here, put a china hutch in front of it." >"If you give me a couple days I can get a rough sketch and some prints drawn up. By the way, have you gotten this room properly wired, yet?" >Echidna's face is visibly irritated and perturbed that he would have the gall to just step in and critique her work in progress >Yet the wiggle of her hips and tail says she cannot wait to see him work >Meanwhile the Anubis building planner that the Echidna's aunt sent to help is just irritated, period

>>100425 Imagine designing slecial rooms around really weird movement tech like dash-jumping off a statue or flipping the room's gravity so you can "fall" into the chimney and access a new room.

I changed my mind. Fuck working, cat were rights, we must laze around and hunt

I believe in Desert Kingdom superiority

Return to monke.

>>100432 So about this temple?

>>100432 Anal monkeys are fine

>>100431 Extremely large dog

>>100431 This isn't proper office behavior

>>100433 The legendary shrine of the silver monkey.

>>100435 Standing cunnilingus is good and moral.

>>100432 No, the banana market is too stressful.

lizard women own the government That's why there are so many wars So they can claim the strong!

>>100440 That doesn't make sense, modern wars are fake, gay, and fought from miles away. I'll believe you when war looks like Dog Days.

>>100440 Lizards do not walk amongst us. Disguises are cowardly! Except of course for the brave disguises of the very brave chameleon lizard women, who are very brave when hiding.

>>100442 Contrary to popular belief, chameleon color changes are not controlled by environmental factors but by emotional states

>>100440 what is strong about guns?

>>100443 They strong mind and brave of heart. Their emotions are the most powerful and dangerous of all lizard folk. You will sing the praises of the brave mighty chameleon who stalks in the shadows.

>>100443 >Chameleon gf starts glowing bright red uh oh

Maintaining eye contact with chameleon gf is a challenge.

>>100449 Throw water on her.

>>100450 She got cute grippers. No way I could maintain eye contact for long.

>>100408 I think abyssal mamonos scare regular mamonos especially when their chaos husbands are around, since if I remember correctly abyssal monsters are rare on the surface world so some mamonos aren't used to them.

>>100454 Whitehorn is freakiest and scariest monster.

>>100428 Source, please?

>>100440 >mass murder and atrocities just so some bitches can get their husbands I dunno, man, this is so not MGE.

>>100457 MGs have the wealth and resources and non-lethal realm silver weaponry to orchestrate fake wars. This allows all the military dorks to RP.

>>100455 Meh. She looks like a nice young gale and I'm certain that she would like skirmish wargames and miniature painting by the fire

>>100459 >Miss Grem poissons the water supply >Mermaids with frickin’ LAZER beams on their heads win the day

>>100459 And that's a good thing, finally my dream of piloting a power armour and having a cute bug kot repairing my power armour and me can come true

>be me, Americanon >own a large collection of guns, but not too strong >lizard girls strut around the town boasting their strength >kinda want a few of them, but no chance to beat them in melee combat >whatever, buy a shortsword but pack the real weapon safely hidden >challenge a lizzy to a fight <"Oh so you think you can take on me Anon. Very well, if you beat me then I'm yours but if you fail, shame on you!" >sounds fair enough >once the fight starts, immediately pull out the M4A1 and stuff her full of demon lead >well, rules are what the rules are >repeat for more strong lizzy wives

>challenged by a salamander <"You choose the weapons and the type of challenge, Anon." >challenge her to a game of backgammon

>>100467 >challenge her to three MTG rounds <"Um, Anon... I was never good with magic" >"So that's a surrender?" <"Um, yes" >proceed to pumping her with demon silver CUM

>>100467 I am going to 6B the daylights out of her there is no way she knows to IB it or overdrive GC it hopefully she godpresses me into bed

>>100456 Yoiko Kei Furyou Succubus Saki-chan

>>100471 Thank you!

Kot sex when druealla? We need it now more than ever

>>100474 Can I have kot sex with a sex kot for sex reasons?

>>100475 In a post portal world? Yes. Right now? No. Life is hell.

Infirm anon that loves a salamander/lizard but is worried and sad she may not love a man who cannot fight. Plot twist he is wrong.

>>100477 He's fighting his sickness.

Sabbath is a reminder that a flatty's jealousy of big breasts and curvy bodies can be a TERRIBLE thing sometimes.

>>100479 her tattoo parlor is really cool though

>>100479 I'm getting abyssal goat vibes from that le creature.

>>100479 >a flatty's jealousy of big breasts and curvy bodies But it's usually the other way around. Hags are jealous of little girls, most sabbaths are made out of women who went so far as to seek out the way to become ones.

>>100478 Nursemander and dr lizard (ex combat medics) with the assists

SNEK SEX

i am troubled, by foxes

>>100485 The OG hag monster.

>>100485 Foxes are no trouble at all! Just remember the three T’s: >Tail Worship >Tofu >Triplets, as in foxes have kids en masse And you’re good to go!

>>100486 Them or elves.

>>100488 while age is certainly uncontested, they got the beanpole bodytype up until recently

>>100489 Hags were supposed to be unattractive until recently. Once again, the evolution of language has betrayed the elves.

>>100490 old and meaty should be hag old and sticc should be crone old and small should be wife

>>100485 I am troubled deeply by my lack of fox it haunts me every day. the knowledge that I am supposed to go through this life foxless until the day I die and fade into nothingness is a crushing weight upon my soul. life (life life life) is meaningless

>>100455 She wants to be tied up in front of the fireplace and teased with a vibrator, each intensity increase sending waves of shivers throughout her doe body

>>100494 I’m no good with ropes. I’ve got my work cut out. She’ll have to tie me up to demonstrate.

>Rereading Chronicles of the Black Company >For some reason, have a strong desire for an ancient evil of my own Curious.

>>100496 She’s not evil, she’s just drawn that way.

>>100496 Soulcatcher or The Lady?

>>100491 Old and small should be pregnant

>>100497 many monsters are afflicted with resting evil face, a sinful body and a malevolent laugh. it's good to be understanding about their various quirks and not read too much into it

for me it's an ancient good, sealed away for a thousand years by the vile forces of darkness the post-unsealing responsibilities of freeing a forgotten fertility goddess are a burden I will not shirk from like telling her there's mass agriculture now but also datacenters and chemtrails

>>100501 sauce? don't see many artists that remind me of onitengu0

>>100502 it is onitengu0 bro https://x.com/OniTengu0/status/1779982084632920405

>>100503 ah, the filename made me think it was more recent. time's cruel march carries on

Is the fluff insulated?

>>100505 my insulation only works one way and it's for retention one microzap charges me for minutes at a time

>>100498 Yes, but mostly the latter. It's kind of funny how well certain bits of the story would slot right into the MGE. >Be historian with a romantic streak >Write fanfics about a woman you've never met >She finds out about them <"Actually, this is cute." >"Oh no." >Things happen and babby is formed I have a completely different vantage coming at this a second time. It's fun.

>>100507 i'm imagining a lich writing edits in the margins for historical accuracy

>>100506 stop microdosing on raiju fluff

>>100509 you're being unreasonable

>>100507 Croaker had it good.

>>100509 no, I refuse

>>100510 >>100512 Send them to Dr Weasy.

>>100485 Big fluffy ears for petting and more, vixens aren't so bad

But what if we were to combine the blue, goonness and zappy powers of the raiju with another monster

>>100515 I'll take a blue electric eel.

>>100515 personally I'm thinkin a raiju bunyip coiled in blue zap fluff

>>100517 What if snek were capacitor. >>100516 they are evolving.and turning blue for some reason.

>>100515 Ogre/Oni that can use her horn/club as a lightning rod to charge herself with zap and start phase 2 of her boss fight. ...maybe a little chest fluff too.

>>100515 >you move out of the way when raijucore fires a spine on either side of you, when lightning arcs between them catching you in the middle clever girl

>>100518 >for some reason. Probably the same chemicals that are making the frickin' frogs gay. Thanks, Tanucorp!

The same chemicals in the water that turned the frogs gay are turning men into Alp lovers

>>100522 If Alps have thigh gaps like that, I don't need any chemicals for my romance

>>100522 I thought dark strategists weren't Alps

>>100524 they're not tectically but the profile states that qute a few men alped under that one alp from the book so people just assumed the example picture is also an alp dispite nothing saying that it is. most people I know just got tired pf trying to correct or "erm ackually" the mistake

>>100515 >anon didn't research the kind of dragon he'd be fighting and thought fire resistance was all he needed

I wouldn’t fuck an alp, but I would rim one.

>>100526 cute, she doesn't look malicous or evil

Miss frog is a machine that turns tadpoles into more tadpoles.

>>100522 I don't need drugs to lay with an Alp

>>100525 Imagine how bad it must feel to be a succ turned down because the guy you were hitting on thought you're an alp. >>100530 *Mrs. Frog.

>>100531 You m glad you're not suffering from ED and don't need the little blue pill. Although, with MAMONO MANA even that wouldn't stop you.

the fun fact is there actually IS an example of a dark strategis alp >[PERSONAL AD] >This cutie is Shia, a promising young dark strategist apprentice at the Knights of the Dark Ice Flower, and a former boy! We hear that ever since she’s become an alp, she’s been looking for the guy of her dreams!

>>100534 Why are so many dark strategists alps? You'd think healsluts would be the ones alping out.

im a healslut but i want to be squeezed by BEEG beastwoman dps thighs (and sat on)

>>100525 That one is an Alp, Eva the Dark Strategist

>>100525 >>100538 Also in the book it says that they have 0 defensive stats and almost no attack, they are extremely vulnerable

>>100538 Wrong, this is Eva. The caption on the wiki implies the one you posted is a human woman turned into a succ.

>>100538 >>100540 I'm sorry ladies but I like my Alps with extra thick tails

>>100539 >This is still capable of overpowering the average human male Monsters are busted, even the sissy gay ones.

>>100543 druella is a sissy gay monster. gottem.

>>100543 mamano do exercise unconventional psychological warfare

>>100541 A big tail is a status symbol, that's why there are so many alps in the gym obsessed with tailmaxing

>>100543 Alps play 4D chess, look at their other stats

>>100542 Nice

>>100547 >tailmaxing Zoomer alps shoukd stay away from the internet

Hehe, I bet I could take on 2 Dark Braves at once.

>>100551 >Proceeds to get blasted by a Moemoe Kyuun Beam before he even finishes his introduction cutscene

>>100551 dark brave looks like the type to call willamaria "onee-sama"

>>100541 More monsters should wear latex, specially alps

>>100555 Latex is best, followed close by leather and pantyhose

>>100555 Alps look good in anything and specially when they wear nothing at all, if you know what I mean

>>100495 Ms. Whitehorn will invite you over to her cabin for mulled wine and extracurricular lessons on rope tying, she was once a Snuggle Scout and knows many knots

>>100560 I'm afraid to let her in, but I can't just leave her out there in the snow. Perhaps we will bond over mulled wine. Perhaps she will convince me, drunk, to get cuddly. Perhaps there will be rope.

Silk, gossamer etc. are the best materials. The finest dresses, panties and lingerie. Especially on little girls.

>>100561 For me, getting into the door would be the hard part. Wine or no, a QT deer wouldn't need to try hard to cuddle as long as she didn't rush it.

>>100562 maybe even on tiny girls

>>100561 >Perhaps there will be rope Perhaps there will be rape, but gentle rape

>>100568 I don't know how she's going to rape me, but I know that she knows how she's going to rape me.

>>100569 >I know that she knows how she's going to rape me. What if she doesn't? I bet a lot of rapes are monsters going with the flow and then pretending they planned it that way all along.

>>100574 Employ an ancient unc self-defense mechanism: >Doesn't matter, had sex

>>100574 Anon gets rapemogged trying to show a pyrow what a phone with a keypad looked like

>>100551 I want to feel what a Dark Brave's level 99+ pussy feels on my level 1 human cock.

>>100574 too bad for her, I'm uncmaxxing

I want to lick pyrow's feet fresh out from her sneaker.

pyrow corruption (getting her into classic heavy metal, denim jackets covered in patches, cheap beer, and strategy games)

>>100337 Pompous sewer rat duchess courts a plumber that comes to fix a clog, but the clog was no accident.

>>100337 Anon's great-great-grandfather killed a dragon and now she's back for revenge.

>>100583 Dragon Slayer 2: This Time It's Sexual

whatever the fashion, she is killing it

>>100580 Why

>>100582 Uh, this sounds a lot like she's plugged a toilet with GIANT RAT TURDS just to get a plumber to have to deal with her literal shit.

>>100589 Well unfortunately my brain didn't make that connection somehow.

>>100590 It's OK. I am a weird sex pervert here to turn everything anyone says into something scatalogical. Only a MIGHTY CHESHIRE can tame my shitpostery.

>100589 That's a shitty idea, anon.

>>100589 I bet you are the one that distorted the idea of monster sports

>>100595 That was a fun thread, 2 in a row was too much

>>100596 Any amount of that filth was too much, much like any amount of captain Retarded Faggot up there talking about literal shit.

Does anyone know some good isekai MGE fanfics.

>>100597 Hey! Private Retarded Faggot. I'm enlisted, not an officer.

Onis are friendly and approachable and very safe.

>>100599 If you want something laid back, there's the MG roulette. Monsters come to our world and stuff , it's not the best, but isekai stories with MGE are more toxic than the average isekai slop and thats saying something.

>>100603 how are isekai stories with MGE more toxic?

>>100601 Oni body erotic

>>100494 Real hot, I'm into that

>>100604 becuas the majority of them have murderhubo moral fag protags you want to see monsters get it on woth humans right? well in these either the MC kills the monsters on sight, or makes a song and dance about removing the DL and lilims from power becuase "wah wah smiles painted on the soul forced love" or some shit

>>100607 I shall take this time that not ALL of them are like that some of them are shit, but amusingly cringe like that one Star Wars crossover that had Anakin scream "FEEL THE FORCE!" when he nuts (I think that story got pulled from ff.net)

Incest stories are the best, too bad that they are extremely scarce

>>100607 Aren't the most popular ones all darksouls crossovers as well?

>>100610 To my memory, the only one thats still going is that one bloodborne fic with the female hunter

>>100601 Looks tsundere. Poor oni needs help coming to terms with her feelings.

ms salamander actually cannot handle spicy food

>>100613 Fire monsters trying spicy food because they heard it feels like fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEJUha5vdic

>>100612 And yet she's already wearing a collar, such fate

>>100607 >wah wah smiles painted on the soul forced love Imagine telling cheshy that she has no free will and only has a smile painted on her soul. Then she pulls a paper dinner plate, makes a mask out of it with a crudely painted smile and rapes you wearing it.

Sometime I think about the jungle and the many bounties to plunder and bring back home

>>100617 The so-called City of Gold isn't named after the metal, anon.

>>100616 >I haven't really raped you because you've just painted my tits with your soul. >I'm not stopping until I do!

>>100618 It must be corn.

>>100620 Maize roasted over the spit is a popular appetizer before the entree!

>>100618 hmmm maybe they have jade or other precious gemstones, still worth bringing back

>>100621 >Maize roasted over the spit That's an interesting term for two monsters ganging up on a single man

>>100617 Probably just a bunch of vamp mosquitoes. Large vamp mosquitoes.

>>100625 Nevermind, do not enter the jungle

>>100609 do you count it if they're separated by multiple generations due to undeath?

>>100630 >ancestor-chan decides to restart the bloodline with you

>>100630 >My incestor :)

>>100630 >that pic Oh yeah, Rosa, the passion of a certain vamp fag from Smug. How much money did the guy spend commissioning her?

>>100631 >you're the end of the family tree >single child >mom and dad kept all the creepy christmas and birthday cards from an address in an undead monster realm in a box without ever showing them to you >inquisitive you found that box in the burn pile and rooted around when no one was looking >wtf these are so sweet, you have a loving relative somewhere? >sure you can barely read the old language and the gothic script and the front of the card is a paper guillotine you can move with a little string, but...

>>100633 Easily 5k or more. Hope he's doing well.

>>100553 >get dance lessons from an apsara a head and a half shorter than you >arrive at the 126th interplanar ball, this year hosted in Hell >your entire horizon is hell hips and juicy thigh shots through the slits in their dresses >if any of them failed to notice you, they could walk right into you and squash you with demon pussy like a stamp >meeting your partner, holding her hands, and looking up three stories high, you find yourself at a loss >only choice is to let her take the lead and pray she knows what to do with your little body

>>100588 Cause monster feet make my pp hard.

>>100638 Boy have I got a lady for you, then.

>no kunoichi that infiltrais your workplace how do you tell everyone that the new introverted japanese intern is sus?

>>100640 Try to touch the tail.

>>100604 The storyteller by MojaveMarshal is a good one

possible workplace incidents >vampire that starts being close and clingy after you had a small cut and she can smell you blood >holstaur that allways uses the coffee machine before you... and theres allways just enough milk for your coffee >achachne that always uses you to test the new uniforms >succubus secratary with dagerously short skirt >kikimora secratary that goes above and beyond her station >plain old succubus sexual harrasment

>>100643 >Werecat having her afternoon nap on your lap

>>100643 imagine thats how you find out your boss is a vampire

>>100644 PRODUCTIVITY GURUS HATE HER! WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK, SHE MAKES ANON USELESS FOR 4 HOURS!

>>100639 Pede better watch out. I am gonna kiss those feet.

>>100646 Productivity down but moral up

>>100643 >Succ manager that seems friendly, kind, supportive >And then she grabs your dick

>>100645 Did the blood red eyes and the fangs not give it away?

>>100639 Unironically monster feet like paws and claws and boog legs and hooves and others can be as sexy as humanoid feet.

>>100650 They must be amazing at cowgirl positions

>>100653 I agree! But that’s because I don’t think any of those things are sexy. But gimme a girl who skitters. It’s cute as a button, and a lil bit terrifying…

>>100653 Hellhound paws...

>>100656 Photos taken seconds before sexual disaster

>>100656 Urge to boop… rising…

>>100653 That is indeed why we are here.

>>100653 >as sexy Bro no, human feet are fucking disgusting but I could worship meaty paws all day

>>100643 What's a vampire would be doing at commoners' workplace?

>>100660 I'd worship big meaty paws. I'd huff em. I'd lick em. I'd kiss em. I'd poke em.

>>100653 claw care is very important if you plan on keeping a pet lizard

>>100663 I like how Anon here is just getting burrs or rough spots out on the SIDE of the claw, and in no way making them less pointy or dangerous.

>>100664 Obviously. Having large, sharp claws is a point of pride for predators. Declawing is a crime against their nature

>>100665 >Anon and Wyvern go site-seeing >In order to walk on the wooden floors of the ancient temple, Wyvern wife must wear those claw caps that cover them in a sheath of plastic >They only have hot pink >rage.jpg

>>100668 I will use them to do so and most likely accidentally cut it open like a retard. She must help me

>>100668 Why wouldn't she offer a handjob?

>>100670 Cause it's her feet claws.

>>100258 >King chess piece Late reply, Anon. Busy week, but that would be ( You ). The other ones are pretty spot on with the exception of Rooks not only being single minded but nearly as possessive of you as the Queen is. Think of it like the Golem equivalent of a Queen Slime, if that helps.

>>100671 Why wouldn't she offer a footjob?

>>100676 She would! But she is curious whether you love the feeling of her coarse scales/fluff of the bottom of her footclaw gliding against your shaft. Or, is it just the idea of her claws that make you hard and no touch is needed.

>>100650 I want to make babies with sexy corpses so bad

>>100679 >pixie cut That's cultural appropriation. She will be hearing from Ms Pixie's lawyer.

>>100680 >And where in the magical FOREST does the plaintiff live? <O-objection!

>>100661 running it

>>100661 Being the colleague that everyone hates

>>100683 Everybody lives Ms Pire's Garlic Bread.

>>100685 Why would she make garlic bread? It’ll just turn her into a horny monster!

demon feet. deem feet. deet.

>You think my claws are beautiful? >Prove it.

>>100688 The proof is in the pudding (yes it's safe to thorw puddings at malefs don't be weird about it)

>>100689 I would NEVER waste pudding by throwing it at a dragon. Maybe handing it to her, so she can experience the joy of a quality pistachio pudding or whatnot.

i would a succubus

I should a wuccubus

>>100688 >telling her she has things that are even more beautiful and you can point them out for her This is how you begin to maledom the dragon

>>100688 I would let a smug dragon femdom me so hard.

>>100694 but it's like feeding a practiced zoo animal they like catching the whole thing in their mouths it's a game you can play together

CANDLE HORSE

>>100688 Ahh, Shadowwax!

>>100701 Uhh, meant for>>100700

best MGs for titbox?

>>100704 she has the mass she has the acceleration

>>100705 speeed and WEIGHT

They are calling her the Wurman Tank

Tricky claustros be like >Yo, anon, you should come and hang with me >Nah I promise I won't do anything to you. Just sit down. C'mon. >Why would I mess with a guy as 'fly' as you hehehehe Simple claustros be like >Hey, anon, c'mere and fuck me >Can't handle a little green plant girl? It's just a little acid. >Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk

>>100708 Honestly the simple one would work better on me.

>>100709 Simple is relative. Do not mistake the large drills as a sign of intelligence. She is a very stupid plant. Worse, she's a stupid plant that thinks she's really smart. Unfortunately there is little incentive for them to get smarter when people keep throwing themselves into what is very obviously a trap ( a flytrap).

>>100710 No she’s smart, I can feel it.

>>100711 Damn. Now I want to see a claustro in glasses. A nerd claustro.

>>100712 I always want to see girls in glasses. It is my ONE WEAKNESS.

>>100654 >TFW no cow girl to ride me cowgirl

>>100710 honestly every mamono is smarter than me and could outsmart me I would fall for ms wurm's clever tricks

>>100715 >”Can we hold hands?” Diabolical

>>100716 you jest, but once you've accepted such an innocent-seeming gesture, your hand is trapped in an inescapable vice capable of shearing through bedrock

Wurms turn the soil. Plant girls love it.

>>100717 God, I hope so. I hope so.

would you eat the dessert with the plant juices in it? her pouring it out her sleeve leaf is lewd.

>ms wurm has set her eye on anon >comes up with a truly despicable trap to ensnare him >from behind a cardboard tree cutout, she will keep a close eye on her string-stick-and-basket trap she's set >the bait? masterfully placed. signs, placed throughout the hills, read "free robot, this way!" with helpful arrows >anon enters the valley where she lies in hiding, and they exchange an wave in greeting >he gleefully approaches the gunpla she paid her gremlin friend to assemble for her, and steps under the basket <"hey look out! there's a trap here anon! you should be more careful" >thanking her for her timely warning, he thanks her and departs with his cool robot >she smiles and sighs in admiration as he leaves for his next adventure, pondering how she's going to ensnare him

>>100704 Dragons

>>100640 >did you see her throwing stars? >those aren't real dude, it's like a fidget toy >yeah but she's staring while she plays with them >oh haha that's called a "jii", japan is just funny like that >well I also saw her pouring something into the water cooler, I've been watching everyone else drink waiting for something to happen >oh damn is that why it tastes so good? I gotta ask her where she... she... zzz

Dear druealla, Please let met die in my sleep tonight and rejoin MGE, Best regards anon.

I demand the monsters fight me 1 v wan.

>Interspecies sex with humans Mamono are super freaks, that the mamono lord is secretly a human supremacist who wants all mamonos to be dicked down by supreme human cocks.

>>100653 This is a man that loves his wife.

Which monster would do cryptic crosswords with me?

>>100720 Jelly made with pectin from Claustrophyte must be a nice summer treat.

>>100730 All of them, at the same time.

>>100710 Have you ever thought that maybe she just wants you to think she's a stupid plant that thinks she's really smart? What if she's a really smart plant pretending to be a stupid plant that thinks she's really smart? Drills are a signifier of high intelligence in mamono nature after all.

>>100739 Drills also signify a strong ability to pierce my defenses. Sort of a singular weakness on my part, if you will.

>>100739 The drills are extra memory or something.

>>100741 How can a plant afford that amount of RAM in this economy?

>>100704 Ahh, the Chest Hammer Fist / 胸锤拳 or Xiōng chuí quán (also called Kyousuiken by the Zipangese). A fearsome and powerful martial art, skilled practitioners can send a man flying or knock him out with one powerful hit. https://x.com/boko877/status/1267698882747576320

>>100742 She can't afford NOT TO. She's bootstrapping and growth hacking to get her disruptive technology (Anon) off the ground (and into her trap). It's a limited runway (Anon could leave any minute!) and her burn rate simply doesn't matter in that situation. Now you are imagining a business suited plant who has DOZENS of pairs of drill hair. DOZENS.

>>100650 Jiangshi sex erotic

>>100748 Uh, is there a NON-erotic kind of SEX?

>>100749 Stinky neet lim sex

>>100749 Incestual sex isn't erotic, it's comfy and lovely

>>100751 >Incestual I'm more an ancestral sex kinda guy.

>>100750 nah that's extra erotic as she tries to make up for lost time and reenact every position she's seen

>>100751 I agree, sex with mom, grandma, sisters, etc, is more out of tradition and an overwhelming amount of love manifested through carnal desire more of just a pure lust driven act, it's more cozy and warm, a pure act of love, that's why it's called the purest form of love

There is nothing a fox can do that is pure.

Let me rest

>>100754 But when I do stuff with my auntster it always end up being extremely hot, sweaty and erotic

>>100757 Oh yeah I forgot it's Friday

>>100720 Surely her sleeve is food-safe, and confectionery is certainly thrilling, but you can't eat anything made by someone with a smile like that. Unless it's complimentary and made especially for you, then you have to.

>>100756 No, you should have put it in the butt and there wouldn't be any mutts.

>>100760 At one point I want to make kittens

>>100644 >pyrow you met during orientation walks by your desk >drops a flash drive on it and keeps walking >make sure the coast is clear >put it in expecting reverse blackmail >there's a cracked Unreal Firmament, Lovemake III with a ton of customs, Svetlana Co-op,and Wurms World Party plus a weekly schedule with everyone's IP >and a photo of her ass with her number on it

>>100763 I think I could abandon NEETdom if work in MGC looked like this

>>100749 Sibling sex is more like a game or a recreational activity instead of an erotic one

>>100765 Is it still game if ends up in pregnancy?

so if bunyips are so autistic does that mean theyd be good mages

>>100755 She can cook pure meth.

>>100763 >a cracked Unreal Firmament That thing got released for free by Epic Boobs themselves, lel

>>100767 Yes but she whispers her spell and prefers to stay in her lab. She only gains a bit of courage during tabletop time or while hunting

Just imagine migrating to winter town with her and lay with her everyday. I do sometimes...

making blankets out of shed bunyip skins

>>100759 The acid is lewd enough when it’s just oozing off her plant. Having it ooze out and coat down her body, pour down her arm (and pit) and then drip out her sleeve is very lewd. Of course it’s bad news. But is it delicious? Yes. Will it lead to a sexual encounter of the pyramid teeth shaped kind? Also yes.

>>100775 You meant fur, right?

>>100777 They're snakes. It all comes off in one piece.

>>100778 Well, that's some terrifying body horror to start my morning with.

>>100778 I don't like your idea. It should be normal shedding that you can brush off

I'm the mon in the box.

>>100778 But then they're either bald after shedding, or they already had hair growing under it, which is even worse.

>>100782 Wet goopy mucousy hair you have you pat dry with a towel post shed

>>100783 Horrid. Let's hope that you're wrong.

Can we talk about how solid lava golems are?

>>100785 They’re very 70s coded because of the lamps, so I bet they say “Solid!” All the time.

>>100787 >She styles her rock to look like bell bottoms >She has a mood ring (but it's lava love magic so it actually works) >She has a lava lamp belly >She has rock platform shoes >She has a water(lava) bed >She has a chia pet that somehow doesn't combust

>>100790 >Chia pet What's that?

>>100791 Nobody respond to this. It’s a Pyrow post and you’re about to get called unc.

>>100792 Pyrows and lava golems live in the same areas. Unc golems.

What would be the worst encounter with a monster?

>>100796 Worst in what way?

>>100796 anything that involves me being deep in the throes of the human condition

>>100798 In any way. An encounter you'd never like to have. Never ever. Not even for hugs and scritches.

>>100796 >>100800 idk, being hit on by a sith?

>>10079 It's a bush made with chia seeds in a substrate of clay or similar, usually in the shape of an animal or sometimes a person. When the chia grows, it looks like the animal's fur. It's easier to just look up a couple of examples.

>>100802 Wrong reply but apt coincidence.

>>100796 She catches you balls deep in a hot pocket, and is not amused.

>>100792 Unc? but the Pyrows in question is my auntster!

Pyrows that are older than you are hot. She'll sneak you to an R100 movie (hags only)

>>100805 I wouldn't mind making some cousins with an auntie like that

>>100796 sweatrag for a tomboy gymster. I'd hate that.

>>100807 For me it's fox auntster, there's something about old foxes that makes them incredibly irresistible even if you are blood related

>>100808 Kay, you can give all the tomboy gymsters to me then.

>>100810 Even the chesh training for her sports?

>>100811 Why not? A Czech beauty would be fine as most other monsters.

>>100812 >Cheshoslovakia I wonder what sports chesh would be into. Anyway, licking sweaty tomboy chesh tummy (and other places).

>>100813 >Chesh Republic. FTFY

>>100809 This one speaks to my soul. It's unnerving, especially when I'd normally categorize that body type as "too much."

>>100809 That's more of a grandma than an auntie

>>100818 I don't see that as a problem

>>100820 Wake me up when a kot is doing that lewd gesture

Friday should be dedicated not only for auntsters, but for grandmomsters too

>>100821 Kind of hard to spread pito like that with paws.

>>100822 Looks like hags are getting uppity today

What sorts of monster girls would one run into while marathoning through rounds in a struggling FPS game? I doubt one would see Pyrows, as gyarus tend to go for popular things.

>>100825 sweaty neet oomukades

>>100825 Ochimushas and mummies are known for shambling about looking for things long after the battle is done. Achievement hunting gryphons.

>>100825 Alps are into videogames

>>100823 I think she could but paws are hotter anyway

The people demand chesh pits of all definitions.

>>100825 eh sometimes gyarus are very supportive of their nerd boyfriends' hobbies. You shouldn't judge a book by its cover, who knows, maybe your Pyrow friend grew up in a poor household and all she had for entertainment was an old hand-me-down xbox with Halo 2 installed (and a media drought like that in the backstory would explain a current obsession with new and popular). So when she heard of your interest in an old multiplayer FPS, she thought she might as well try it as a way to get closer to you. the less people play it, the less opportunity they have of interrupting you two

Flatty friday Sex with flat-chested, fat-assed loli monsters

<I am "utterly untrainable". Alti said so. >And she sent you anyway? <Yes, with a big laugh and a broad grin.

>>100829 Alps are huge nerds

>>100766 That's the best part of the game

footy is on (no not a footjob the football). >Ogre's team win = cuddle rape >Ogre's team lose = rage rape >Ogre's team draw = candid rape Also, more monsters in sports jerseys and shorts.

>>100831 >Chesh wife usually let you bring her pussy at work >Once, switch to pit to prank you >Still cum PEAK CINEMA

>>100839 >Chesh teasing you all day by teleporting her crotch onto your cock (and face why not) for brief moments at a time >Disappears the moment anyone is looking >Brave enough to do it in a room of people if they are all distracted >Cause you busted on her armpit, she now has started mixing other bits of her body in >Face in chesh pit when commuting. Butt on cock while trying to work. Tongue on balls when getting something from the vending machine >God help you if you go somewhere private like a bathroom or closet, because she will telefrag you

>>100766 Then it becomes hard mode

>>100840 teleporting on anon like that all the time is how you accidentally cause a bodyswap accident

>>100843 I hope that teleportation just fails in that instance. Or at worst you just get very lewd clipping like face into ass or tongue into mouth until she unteleports herself.

>>100781 W-what happened to stuff I had in the box?

>>100840 Many raging mushrooms will be devoured to seize revenge SHE'S FUCKED G O O D

>>100774 She's a bunyip??? No wonder it's so hard to get photos of the christmas snake!

I really want a cheshire to aggressively rape me after I repeatedly wander off the tour

>>100838 Is she a fan of Norf FC or Souf FC?

>>100838 >draw at 0-0 >ogre so bored she asks you what a handjob is exactly and what's the appeal, really, be honest

>>100844 >Chesh glitching inside a wall >gmod_ragdoll_sound.wav

>>100850 Absolutely no way in hell she is a souf. norf till she dies. She's got viking DNA in her. >>100851 >Hand down your pants while watching game on sofa >"I'm glad at least one of us is having a good time." >"I can understand why you're hard watching the game, because we're getting bent over and fucked by this ref." >"Seriously don't even watch it. Just look at my tits. You'd have more fun." >"I want my 90 minutes back." >Stroking increases in tempo as 90+8 minute goal looks likely >Bust a fat nut all the way up to her emerald face as chance is bottled >Deep ogre sigh as she wipes it off her chin to the sound of the full time whistle >Licks her fingers. Smirks. >"Let's just have sex. Might cheer me up."

>>100841 Sometimes I imagine monster society having the same population problems as those Airandou doujinshi in which if it happens to have a male sibling in a family, the government pays handsomely that family to start procreating like crazy and pop some children to reinvigorate the local economy

>>100853 >I'm glad at least one of us is having a good time. This clearly calls for Anon to return the favor. I mean, she's even acting so civilized for a Norf fan.