>>29016 The only appropriate image to post in reply does not exist, but I will describe it as best I can. >Miss Haku is sitting at a desk >One of her hands is below the desk somewhere, and there are wet sounds coming from that same area >The other is cupping a heavy haku boob and tweaking one of her giant, erect nipples >And she's looking at (You), biting her lip while saying >"Good start, can you give me another one?"

>>28962 NTA but another weird side-thought. There was a western cartoon of Monster Trucks that were real monsters - the creatures sat on 2 axles with giant tyres and wore a hollowed-out truck-body over their monster bodies like a turtle or a hermit-crab. >MGE-version: >Shoggy sits on 2 axles and tries to shape her body into the 'Free Candy' white van parked outside Shota-Anon's school

>>29018 Oh buzz off

>>29006 Anon gets selected for the 'Wicker Man' but instead of fire, he's a virgin sacrifice to their Queen.

>>29020 Oh, no! Thicc bees! My one weakness!

>>28992 Honey slathered tits or to back to the writing board and do it again.

>>29019 >visit the junkyard because you need a spare part for your vintage car >junkyard owner says you can look around if you want, but watch out for the sandworms >he has a lot of daughters and they like to hide in the junk piles

BBB(Big Booty Bitches)

>>29030 i can get behind that

>>29031 You could, have, you know, replied with a doggirl, which was the whole joke.

>>29033 ass though

>>29034 That DOES check out.

Ever since I started visiting Dr. Tentacle and her nurse, Miss Flayer, I've been in perfect health. In fact, I can't even remember ever feeling sick!

>>28967 Anon blast her with sekiha love love tenkyoken until she gets pregnant

>>29030 Perhaps not dog. Perhaps cow?

>>29039 Big Booty Bovines don't get talked about often.

>>29040 everyone's too distracted by their enormous personality instead

>>29030 I. R. Baboon big star of cartoon

>>29040 Technically, she has a big butt! Because big everything.

>>29043 >>29044 >mommy had a chicken >mommy had a cow >daddy was proud >he didn't care how Crazy Echidna families

>>29045 >Slice of life comedy with Echidna, her husband, and their many, many adult failkids. >Every episode is trying to get one of them hitched, with varying degrees of success. >Most episodes have at least 3 solid minutes devoted to architecture and civil engineering.

Chapter 2 took a while to edit, but it's out now: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66930961

>>29046 it sucks having to deliver a pizza to layer 4 of a dungeon

>>29048 It sucks even worse on the way back out--they HAVE a service elevator but good luck getting those daughterus to let you use it. Gonna be leg day every damn time.

>Anon the Deliverator >Delivers pizzas >Uniform has advanced sealing magic (based on ancient Kitsune seals!) to reduce chances of accidental marriage while working >His delivery range is MOSTLY subsumed by The Dungeon >Mrs. Echidna and her increasingly large brood, hangers-on, employees, construction crews, and the inevitable adventurers all need pizza. >So much pizza. >And so Anon gets a LOT of cardio to Deliverator it. And boy howdy is that one kitsune down there gettin' chunky

>>29049 >>29050 >its one of those days >anon has a LOT of orders to deliver >and now he has to waste time on this dungeon >one of the daughterus is sympathetic to his plight >picks up the pizza from him at the door so that he can make the rest of his deliveries on time >and so begins a new friendship....and maybe something more?!

SEXY PIZZA SEX

>>29052 I think this is my favorite LN art, the pizza slice really sells the joke

I'm so hungry i could eat out a unicorn.

>>29054 What... what do you think is inside a unicorn?

>>29055 corn?

>>29055 rainbows or something

>>29055 My tongue.

>>29047 Muy bien

>>29052 Slapping a chesh's ass must feel so good, fresh, soft but slightly firm, you could carresse it for hours while also petting her ears

>>29047 >chef Pierre Sacre bleu!

>>29055 Unicron

They patched the EXP drain glitch.

>>29066 nice. does that mean i get my levels back?

>>29066 Ohoh, I hope that the malef didn't noticed that I was draining her passive exp income by hiding in the walls

>>29067 Your levels?

>>29066 'patched' is a funny way of saying turned into a feature

Look out, wurmy has a hostage.

>>29072 Birds in the park are free, but she should still let that crow go.

>>28858 Those milkers put holstaurs to shame!

>>29072 What are her demands.

>>29047 I know that you're working hard to make them seems nice but it's really hard to not hate the kind of mamonos you depicted, extremist or not both are disgusting. It feels me with rage, especially since you made clear that his true love is the Pope. It feels very wrong to hear about love and stuff from people who break apart couples.

>>29076 Mushroom stew cooked by chef anon from anon-village

>>29082 How do we tell her there is no such thing as anon-village. Honestly, it's best if she doesn't know. Someone else is going to have to make the stew, i can't cook to save my own life, even less someone else's.

>>29085 i mean the ocelomeh still spread rumors about el dorado, even if the real el dorado was the wives we made along the way it's good for tourism