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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #14 Anonymous 06/30/2025 (Mon) 16:59:34 No. 28189
>>28189 You beat my thread by 5 seconds lol
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Reposting Sandworm story from last thread https://archiveofourown.org/works/67033996
>>28185 I wrote this years ago, but never polished it up for posting anywhere. It's pretty dark, probably too dark for MGE. BUT! It's about Dark Slimes and they never get mentioned. So without further ado... Violetted >You’re anon. >You have a nice-ish apartment. Not great sound insulation, but it’s a quiet neighborhood. >Or it was. >Violet is your next door neighbor. >She moved in a year or so ago. >She’s a dark slime. >And kind of a jerk. >But always in ways that seem to explode in her face. >You actually feel sorry for her. >If she didn’t have mind control powers, you’re absolutely certain she would be unable to function in society. >For example, she’s been really, really free with helping any interested women “transition.” >She went from the only dark slime in the building to 1 of at least 6 dark slimes. >She seems to have started close to home, as the new dark slimes include women in the apartments above yours, below yours, and next to yours. >Violet, of course, has one of the apartments next to yours, too. >So you’re basically totally surrounded by dark slimes. >And night after night after night, you now have to hear a chorus of horny dark slimes fucking. >Noise complaints are hopeless. The apartment manager is a queen slime. >She made some suggestions about how she and you can “fight fire with fire” and you noped out. >She was genuinely disappointed, too. >Violet making a bunch of additional slimes has apparently been hard on all the slime girls in the neighborhood, and they’re mad at her over it. >Apparently an area can only support so many slime girls before they start competing for resources--in this case, the subset of men horny for slimegirls. >David Attenborough, eat your heart out. >That’s not all that Violet’s done that’s inconvenienced you. >She’s destroyed a steady stream of your cooking equipment. >Mixers. A food processor. A power drill. >She swore it was all for cooking. >You’re guessing she likes to feed guys or something? >Whatever she’s trying to do, she’s bad at it. >Everything comes back broken, with a half-hearted apology and a promise to replace it. >So far she has always come through. >But. >She borrowed your blender last month. >Then, “Somehow, the motor burned out” while she had it. >It’s a top-of-the-line Vitamix. What the hell did she do with it? >She said she’d get you a replacement. >Still hasn’t. >You hear a knock at the door. >It’s late. >Not bedtime, exactly. >But too late for this knock to be appropriate. >Out the peephole you can see it’s a dark slime. So, it could be literally any of your neighbors. You don’t know. They’re hard to tell apart through a crappy peephole view. <“Open up, Anon! We need to talk.” >Oh, it’s Violet. >The other, baby dark slimes are all incredibly trigger happy with their charm powers. >Violet’s never charming on any level. It’s like she just assumes everyone finds her charming and no longer bothers using her powers to make it actually happen. >You let out a long, drawn-out sigh. >She’s definitely not bearing a replacement Vitamix. >And thus she probably wants something else now. >You open the door. <“I came to ask you for a favor.” >She pushes her way into your apartment uninvited as she speaks. <“A favor only you can give me.” “C’mon, Violet. It’s late.” <“I have… needs. Needs that I should be able to fulfill for myself, but can’t.” “No, I’m not going to sleep with you. Not even if you charm me. Like, I mean that. I will never succumb to that with you. I know it in my heart.” <“That’s not how that works. Your psychic defenses are middling at best and I could have you eating my hand in five minutes if I really wanted to.” >You open your door all the way and start waving her out. <“OK, sorry. I need you to do something for me.” <“Yes, it’s sexual. But charmed people won’t do it right.” <“And you’re the only person I know I’ve never tried to charm.” “What? Like literally just me?” <“Yeah. I was born a dark slime--we charm people pretty much on instinct.” “Creepy.” >She shrugs. <“I’m just really charismatic, is all.” >You wince. <“See? I never did it to you, so you can’t tell how charismatic I really am!” “I don’t think it works like that.” <“Noted.” >That was a faster dismissal than usual when she clearly planned to ignore you. <“Now about that favor?” “I’m not agreeing to it. Just… what is it this time?” “Because you burned out the motor in my blender and still haven’t paid me back for it.” >She looks annoyed. <“I said I’ll pay you back and I meant it! Just gimme time to get it shipped, Mr. overpriced meme blender.” <“And it’s pretty simple, really.” <“All I need you to do is put your hand inside me. <“Then grab my core.” <“And squeeze it until… I ask you to stop.” “That sounds dangerous.” <“OK, so, I’m a non-Newtonian fluid, and that means when you jostle me too much, I get harder.” <“So don’t do that, or you might get hurt.” <“But as long as you don’t make any sudden moves you’ll be OK! Incidentally, that’s also why people trying to escape a slimegirl tend to stay caught--you all panic and struggle and we hold you in place that way.” >You get this vague feeling like most slimegirls wouldn’t just explain that about themselves. “Still no.” >You show her the door. Again. Just leaving it open in vain hope she’ll take you up on walking out it. <“C’mon, wait!” <“Let me explain.” <“Anybody I hit with a charm spell also will refuse to do anything, er, dangerous-looking to me. Which this is. So they stop before I cum-complete the test.” “Man, no. All you do is borrow stuff from me, somehow break it, and then eventually replace it. We’re neighbors, not fuck buddies.” “What did you even do with all these things to break them, anyway?” >An unhappy thought crosses your mind. “Violet, did you… did you break my blender by having sex with it?” >Violet looks stricken. No poker face at all. <“What? No, of course not.” <“I tried to have sex with it and the damn thing broke before I really got going.” “Good Lord! How?” >She somehow manages to look sheepish. <“Well, my core is extremely sensitive, so I extruded it into the blender and turned it on.” >You feel gross and look away. She’s literally describing a scene from a horror movie. <“It was exquisite! For like 10 seconds. Then the motor stopped and burned out.” “Couldn’t that have hurt you? Like, isn’t that basically your heart? Are you suicidal?” >She looks confused. <“Try to think of it as an enormous clitoris that only feels pleasure no matter what you do to it.” <“Like seriously no matter what.” “So it didn’t hurt you?” <“Oh, no, it hurt me. It just also feels incredibly pleasurable.” <“But yes, it’s also technically kind of my heart, soul, and brain.” <“And clitoris.” “I don’t want things to get even weirder.” <“I will make it my business to weird you out if you don’t.” “Charming people don’t resort to threats the second someone tells them no.” >She frowns, then pulls out her cell phone and starts tapping on it. <“See?” <“I ordered your damn blender already.” <“It’ll be here in a week or two because I cheaped out on shipping.” >She shows you her phone and she’s telling the truth. “So, your negotiation tactic is to say you’re going to replace what you broke?” <“Yeah, because I’m a nice girl.” >Not really. “You know what, charm me. I don’t care if you do some weird sex thing to me if it means it’ll at least be more normal than this.” >She shakes her head. <“No.” <“I want you to do this for me. I trust you.” “Well, thanks. But I don’t want to.” <“That’s not a no.” “You’re splitting that hair mighty fine, Violet.” <“Look, all you gotta do is grab me.” <“And squeeze.” <“If it works the way I think it will, from your perspective it won’t even be sexual.” <“So it’ll be like… fixing a door that sticks! Or some other domestic chore. I don’t know.” “I swear, you get up to the weirdest shit. OK, how long will this take? I want to go to bed.” >You just want this to be over with and you suspect it’ll be faster to just do it than keep arguing. >She’d probably call this part of her charm working on you. >You reach out for her. <“Don’t do it yet!” >You stop. “Make up your mind!” <“OK, if I say stop you need to stop. And if I start to turn into a puddle, you need to keep going. Do you understand?” “I guess?” <“I need you to verbalize it. I need you to keep going even if I start to turn into a puddle. Even if I’m just goo on the ground I need you to keep going. Only stop when I say so.” “OK, fine--only stop when you say so.” <“All right. And I might not be able to speak for some of this. In that case, I’ll try to make a big “O” shaped hole in myself somewhere. That also means Stop.” “Yeah, Ok. The hole means stop. Stop means stop. Everything else means keep grabbing it.” <“While I can still talk I might have more instructions.” “Whatever. Let’s go.” >She nods. >You slowly push your hand inside her. >She’s warmer than you expected. <“OK, good start. Now grab my c--” >You’ve grabbed it. >She’s completely seized up. <“Squeeze.” >You squeeze it gently. It feels… very confusing. It was soft as an egg yolk, but when you started to squeeze it began to firm up. <“Harder.” >You squeeze a little more firmly. <“Harder!” >You start putting a little more actual pressure into it. You’re definitely not just grabbing it now. The core’s more like a peeled orange now, and you’re just about to juice it in your hand. >Dark slimes don’t breathe. They just kind of move around and vibrate to talk or make noises. >Violet is not moving. And she’s not really making any noises. <“Harder! Please. Please harder.” >Her voice betrays a deep lust that you don’t understand at all. <“Please.” >You’re starting to get worried about hurting her. >You squeeze a little harder. She’s like an apple now. “Holy shit!” >Her face. Her face is melting. It’s like a wax candle in the heat. It’s disturbing. >She was right. This is… nothing like sex. >This is pure body horror. >Weird, gummy person body horror. >Your grip on her core loosens. <“Harder harder harder harder harder harder.” >You genuinely cannot detect anything that looks like arousal from her, and when she says harder it almost sounds mechanical. >You decide to get more serious to get this over with, and start squeezing as hard as you can. <“good” >That barely sounded like speech. >It’s like everything she’s saying is being run through a bunch of random audio filters. Mostly ones that add gurgles and static. <“both.” “Both what?” <“hands” “You want me to use both hands?” <“yes” >OK, why not? >You put your other hand into her, and grasp the core. >You’re now holding her cantaloupe-sized core in both hands. >You start squeezing with the other as well. >Her core’s basically a rock at this point. You’re almost out of energy to keep squeezing and your hand hurts. >And her face and upper torso are like a melted candle. She’s genuinely disturbing to behold. <“push” “I am pushing!” <“hands” <“together” >Oh, she wants you to squeeze with each hand while pushing them together. >You try that. >And fall over. >She’s splashed to the ground and you’ve lost your grip. >You’re also in a sea of purple slime, so you’re regretting keeping your clothes on. >Kind of. <“No, no, no, no! Go back! Go back! Almost there!” >Ugh. You’re on your knees among her mass. >May as well. >You grasp her core as it floats just above the ground, and you just start squeezing the hell out of it with both hands while pushing it together. <“Thank” >You realize you can just put your entire weight against her core and push it into the ground now. >You try it. >She’s bubbling. She’s a roiling, bubbling, roiling mess. >She is completely incoherent now. >You keep going. She’s still doing stuff that makes you think she could form a hole in herself. >After another minute, you start to get tired, and you slip off her core. >Ugh. You landed in her. <“cumming cumming cumming cumming cumming cumming I’m cumming. Oh, Maou, I’m cumming!” >She’s technically capable of speech again. So, that’s over. >You’re done with all this. “OK, can you reform yourself and get out?” >You’re literally talking to a pool of slime. <“No. Not yet. That was perfect, Anon.” <“You were perfect.” <“But I can’t move yet.” >You wander to the bathroom. You managed to get Violet to reabsorb herself, so you’re basically clean. >But you feel dirty. >Dirty and sick and wrong. >And now you have a fully satiated dark slime in your foyer. >You splash water in your face and stare at yourself in the bathroom mirror. >Shouldn’t have let her talk you into this. >You need to be less of a pushover. >And you just want to fall asleep and forget. “How about now?” <“OK, figured something out.” <“A slime core provides that much pleasure because it's my mana store.” <“And I’ve been kind of… converting my essence into pleasure.” <“Which is amazing.” <“But I didn’t account for how inefficient it is.” <“You’re a big goose egg, Anon. I got nothing from you. I get more mana from random strangers than you.” <“So, lil help?” <“Just a quick fuck to get me on my way?” <“Don’t leave me hangin’, Anon. I’m stuck here until you do!” >You go to bed. <“C’mon, buddy!” <“Not cool.”
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>>28194 This is a looooong greentext...
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SUMMER HEBI DELICIOUS HEBI TAN
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This thread is going to the dogs >>28194 Too long, did read, I enjoy stories that play into the monstrous parts of monsters. I always thought of slime cores as a sort of hardened gem of mana they could reform around, not as something as malleable as they are. Guess mana could be reformed
Everyone acts like I'm an asshole for hitting miss oomukade with a shovel but what else are you supposed to do when a giant centipede sneaks up on you while you're gardening?
>>28198 She bites you? You bite her back! BITE! BITE! BITE TO ASSERT DOMINANCE!
>>28198 everyone knows they're weak to kisses. kiss her into submission and she'll learn her lesson
>>28200 BITES. BITING IS LIKE KISSING WITH A WINNER.
>>28201 maybe an antennae nibble
>>28202 ... lewd
>>28198 Pros: enjoyable boob jiggle Cons: what the hell you hit your neighbor with a shovel and she dropped all of her own gardening harvests she was gonna show you
>>28198 Defensive mating press
>>28201 Don't tell the salamanders
Be careful around the fairy kingdom's animals, my brothers. They are much smarter than your average beast, that they will work together and drag you to any fairies around so you can marry the fairies.
>>28201 What are you a fish that's what fish do, that they attack with their lips to assert dominance.
>>28205 it's good your pyrow sister taught you how to defend yourself
>>28205 Good use of MMA Monster Martial Arts
>>28206 Salamander trained extensively in grappling that keeps getting your head trapped in increasingly precarious positions (pits, cleavage, ass, crotch)
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>>28064 Fell asleep before I could reply in the last thread. I love Valkyries and Basilisks, and Oomukades. I don't find much art for them. I want to get wing hugged by a valk, and there's something very attractive about a basilisk's eyes. I want a many leg hug from being wrapped by an oomu. Imagine giving her flip flops Do Balrogs count as unpopular? There's not much art of them, but it hasn't been long since release. Certainly not as popular as the more established ones, but how niche is "unpopular" for the sake of the original question.
>>28214 basilisks outfit is really neat. it's nice to imagine it in motion
>>28214 Those are all good picks. >Valkyries are fine; they're just angels with swords, after all >Basilisks are really cute and I like a nervous girl >Oomukades are A+ girls--bitey + nervous + CHITIN >Balrogs--you shall not pass... them by! Great pick!
>>28214 I love Valkyries and Balrogs too, they're not very popular although the latter does at least see some discussion.
>>28217 Valkyries are too gungho for me. I don't wanna be a warrior or fight evil. I wanna watch old TV shows and jerk off to VERY weird porn. But of course, they're dark-colored angels. And everyone loves balrogs.
Suffocating in pyrow hoodie fumes
>>28218 >I wanna watch old TV shows and jerk off to VERY weird porn. That's just normal monster TV
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>>28212 when you thought you won but she wants to do best 2 of 3
>>28219 must be from all that hot smoke shes blowing
>>28219 Wrapping bacon around pyrow horns
>>28219 Sigh. Modern pyrows smell like vapes. I need a good old-fashioned pyrow who reeks of cigarettes and despair.
>>28226 This seduces the pyrow.
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Who said bugs can't be sexy?
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>>28230 the alternative mofu
>>28230 Treat for the leg man.
>>28230 Jesus is she ever gonna be jingle-jangly when she dances. SO MANY leg janglers.
>>28227 Have you checked Slav Pyrows?
>>28236 Intriguing... I bet those squats do wonders for their gluts.
>>28231 We need a greenworm variant for moths. A woolly worm.
>>28241 Why would you want that? Have salad bars not suffered enough already?
>>28242 Years ago an alraune chased off a cute zombie that was trying to get into my house. I have held a grudge against all plants ever since.
>>28193 Cute.
>>28164 >wet bunyip She probably comes out of the water with double the weight she started with. And think of peeling off all the seaweed and the shampooing to look presentable back at town...
>>28243 And here I am looking for a machine gun alraune varietal after a bad run in with a wight. I AM NOT OKAY AND MY NAME ISN'T ANNIE, STOP ASKING!
>>28247 Fun fact: that wight actually used to be a zombie! There's a documentary about it called "Thriller".
>>28227 The pyrows I get smell like charcoal
>>28251 Mine smell like propane and propane accessories.
>>28252 Taste the meat, not the heat!
>>28214 >Valkyrie They're ok, I wish they were more rapey like the MGQ ones though. Angels rape correcting me has always been a topic I'm interested in. >Basilisk They've got a wild side that they don't show regularly, which I think is interesting >Oomukade Definitely not for me. Not into the weird spit play with the poison and the fact that I hate centipedes makes it even more difficult for me to like her. They're also very clingy which I'm not a big fan of generally. >Balrog I wouldn't call her unpopular. Though I find her a bit mediocre myself.
>>28254 Oomukades are a certified top tier lady, because like many of the beasts and bugs, she understands that BITES = LOVE.
>>28255 I let her live in my garden but I tell her to stay away from me and my house or she'll get the shovel
>>28256 >Anon's Oomukade lives in his garden shed >She's dirty, dishevelled, and lives off of rats and garbage >Every night, she sees Anon in his home, eating real food that she didn't have to gut and cook herself over a fire. >Urge to rape... RISING... But I'm sure your plan is correct, Anon. Keep her outside!
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You wouldn't be easily seduced by demons would you?
>>28258 No, never. It would be instant.
>>28258 I dunno, is she willing to put on cat ears and say UwU kitty stuff?
>>28257 I gave her pizza though
>>28260 I'm sure you can trick her into signing a contract with that clause
>>28261 Anon, toying with the emotions of a 10 meter long centipede lady by having her live NEAR you, but not WITH you, and giving her food, but forcing her to eat it alone... Are you trying to get the cupids on your ass?
>>28258 Succs, pyrow and cows would be able to take me at will. I have negative resistance and I get further debuffed by brown or blue skin. It wouldn't even be a fair fight.
>>28264 I got your brown skinned cow right here, Anon!
>>28263 She was homeless so I offered her my garden. I'm sorry, I just don't like centipedes so I can't see myself with her, but I don't have the heart to leave her all alone, so this is my half-assed attempt in helping her. If a cupid would shoot me I think I'll just fall for the cupid instead.
>>28266 giant slug needs the garden. oomukade can have the crawlspace
>>28267 Say hello to lovely ASMR skittering noises to lull you to sleep at night!
>>28266 Why not put her up for adoption? Let her find a better home.
Telling miss alraune that I actually think biollante was really cool in an attempt to get her not to eat me (clueless)
>>28271 Biollante could be a very romantic creature what with the rose DNA and stuff
I intentionally bodycheck Mamono I see holding things to make them drop it when I'm walking through the streets of MGC just to be an asshole. I see a stuck up Wight bitch holding her fancy new Gremphone? BAM, shoulder right into hers. "Oh sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going." I say as it falls and breaks on the concrete. Little Bapho loli holding the ice cream she just got out on the sidewalk? Hip to the back of her head. "Whoops, I'm so sorry little one I was busy watching this youtube video on my phone." I say as it hits the asphalt and melts. Gargoyle worker in an orange vest and hardhat holding a ladder still so her Hellhound coworker can fix a generator up above? BAM run fell speed into her wings making her tumble and the hound fall and hit the ground. "I'm so sorry! I was in a rush and turned the corner quickly and didn't see you!" I say before running.
>>28273 >run fell speed into her wings making her tumble This is how you know anon never goes outside. Bodychecking a gargyle would just result into you running into a brick wall and stumbling backwards ass first
>>28231 >gets into your dresser >wears all your clothes >can't sell or even donate them anymore because of the ingrained moth dust >she keeps getting your cum on them and going "Oops~." >stops wearing her clothes entirely and is always in something of yours (bottomless) or your blankets >still have no proof you can't solve a moth infestation with your dick, so you keep trying
>>28273 >stuck up Wight bitch Wights are very modest in public you know
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67054723 A cute story I found, that for some reason has a horribly misleading title and tags. Seriously, there's no death or violence, it's just about a caravaneer's mule monsterizing and becoming his trail-wife.
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>>28230 No one, I should hope?
>>28283 molestable bug girl feelers
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>>28284 Imagine what kissing their antennas would do to their brains. Complete and utter sensory overload.
>>28287 Gnawing antennas
>>28288 Don't bite her antenna too hard, or she will bite yours.
>>28289 Spooky
>>28289 D-Don't bite my small antenna
>>28194 Quite interesting. Loved the body horror aspect. A relic from Eras past, if you wrote this with MGE in mind.
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Dead hours.
>>28293 How do I convince miss Wight to give me a footjob? She keeps saying it's improper behavior.
>>28195 I take my greentexts like I take my women! At least 5 meters long! >>28197 Thanks. It was an exploration of "how weird can I make sex with a monstergirl?" amongst other things. They're not human, but most fics talk about them like they're just horny women in cosplay. >>28292 Yeah, I wrote it with MGE in mind, but before I realized that the setting is so explicitly genre-locked to slice-of-life and romance. I was trying to write something more focused on what happens to a mamono who is BAD at figuring out who to focus on, and what a human being pursued "incorrectly" would experience. And I wrote it about a dark slime because I like the hypno mamono quite a bit. BUT! It always felt off--like maybe something like this could happen, but who would want to read about it? So I dustbinned it and forgot about it, until someone finally mentioned dark slimes organically and I was like, "May as well."
>>28295 >explicitly genre-locked to slice-of-life and romance I mean there are blacklisted things like cuckery and snuff but I think there's enough room to experiment.
>>28295 There is really nothing wrong with that idea, as long as it's done in good faith. It's just most people wouldn't go for it.
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>>28293 Sex hours
>>28298 Old men and loli really belog together because they both need to go to bed early.
>>28295 >horny women in cosplay I mean most of them are till you get to The Abyssals, Wonderland and The Undead where things get much stranger with them.
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>>28300 costumes are kind of nice, though
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Sex with snakes. Sex with snakes on the beach
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>>28299 >when Oji-san is too tired after doing 6 hours overtime at the office and says the only thing he's going to correct is his sleeping schedule
>>28300 I never really understood the whole "women in cosplay" meme. All monster girls can be cosplayed if you think hard enough and get creative. Besides, there is enough distinction between the girls, to the point where there's always something for someone out there. I can bet you that everyone in this thread will always like a girl that someone else also likes enough to talk about. As proof, you can see the results in the tier list/sorter thread and you'll see that there's always some tiny bit of alignment between everyone. If they all come across as samey and generic, that's just the fanfic writer's problem. Skill issue.
>>28304 What I meant responding to that other anon was there are normal mamonos for the more vanilla anons and there are stranger mamonos for the more out there anons. Which from your post we are kinda on the same page.
>>28300 Eh, I mean more like, if she's got a bunch of non-human features, put them in the mix sexually! Nibble that tail, sensually rub those wings, Grab her by the horns and pull her up for a chaste kiss on the cheek! That's all stuff you can do with a succubus, basically the most vanilla mamono. More exotic mamono open up more exotic possibilities! Basically, PUT EACH SEXY LITTLE OOMUKADE LEG IN ITS OWN ITTY BITTY YOGA PANT LEG. Then put on some Jazzercise and let her get LEWD with it.
>>28304 it's always a disappointment when you read a story/greentext and realize you can slot any monster and the story wouldn't change
Gazers have created a complex blink/wink code that conveys 11 bits of information at a time using nothing but synchronized blink/not blink states for their eyes. They used this code as the basis for their computers, and now trying to get anything to work with gazer tech is an exercise in frustration.
>>28306 >PUT EACH SEXY LITTLE OOMUKADE LEG IN ITS OWN ITTY BITTY YOGA PANT LEG. Huh? Wha...? How...? Ok, you are going to have to explain this one in detail. Elaborate, please.
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back with some splices that took me far too long to make
>>28312 oh and I'll also get to updating my archive
>>28312 >eveningdark Kek. Also, what's it with monstergirls and falling in live with men that gift them rectangular pieces of cloth?
>>28314 It's the origin of the term "get rekt"
>>28304 >women in cosplay" meme Most of the time I see it being used by assmad furfags trying to force their idea that monster girls/anthros are just part of the same spectrum and we should accept them just because they don't want to be associated with other furfags.
>>28310 >Miss Oomu is nervous >It's her first time going to the gym with her proper gym clothes. >They cost a fortune, but it's worth it to finally fit in. >No more ratty T-Shirts and oversized grandma skirts. >It takes longer than she thought to get into her outfit. >She needs to guide almost all of her dozens of legs through custom-made leg holes of her new lycra pants. >Finally, her lower body is clad in shiny purple fabric, and she can put on her matching lycra top. >She feels cold and naked. And not the good way. >Whatever, she's committed. >Puts on her game face and heads to her Jazzercise session. >Only a couple of minutes late. >Even Miss Bicorn's head turns as Miss Oomu takes her spot in the back corner. >Chitinous joints press against her form-fitting fabric, while her body wicks a combination of sweat and poison away from her. >Oh shi--.gif >By the end of her workout, her body is sticky, purple-tinted, and her arousal is almost beyond her ability to control. >Before she can sneak off to the showers, an Anonymous food delivery person shows up with a stack of pizzas for a group of holsts and minos. >Miss Oomu can't resist and claims him messily before he can complete his delivery.
>>28317 she looks like she does crunches
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Adult men and loli monsters are a good match because - Young monsters want love and romance and they have nigh boundless energy for learning more, and human males their age don't like them that way - The men want to dote on and love cute young girls and to endlessly lewd prime age lovers - Matching sex drives
>>28306 >basically the most vanilla mamono People keep saying that like we don't have numerous other monsters that are physically indistinguishable from humans. Remember kids, vanilla is a wonderful ingredient that's popular because it's good and the most important monstrous features are always in her heart! ThismessagebroughttoyoubytheElfLoveProgram. Pleasefuckelvestheyrenotsobad.
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>>28321 they're not a great pick but i could probably make it work
>>28322 I've said it before, but even with something as unremarkable as an elf the problem is that they're cunts from a society of cunts. If that aspect were gone or I were into that. They'd be solidly "sure, I guess"-tier. I'll still gladly take a kejourou and they manage to be even less physically monstrous despite the tentacle hair.
>>28321 >ElfLoveProgram. You joke, but elves have lost a lot of the unique qualities due to the whole circlejerk around them just being stuck up and horny. Like the other anon said, every mamono has their own unique properties, and it's up to the writer to consider those properties to make something intdresting. If your only exposure to elves is porn then of course they will seem boring.
>>28317 Didn't know men could work for pizza succ.
>>28323 well you see, there's elf and then there's elf(monster)
>>28325 it's often a short career for various reasons
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>>28321 I must admit that I have a severe weakness to Elf hags, I'm immune to young elves though
>>28324 The conversation was about physical monstrosity. They've never been highly ranked in that regard.
>>28198 her spirit energy reinforcement is strong anyway, shes probably fine. please dont hit monsters with shovels though its very mean.
>>28302 Womb tattoos make me so weak
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>>28324 do they have much though? i'm fine with being a communal husband-pet of an elf village as much as anybody else but the unique qualities of elf society don't have much intrinsic value to me. it'd be neat that every house would be a museum, though they might take annoyance to that human perspective
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>>28329 You could make elves monstrous too, you know
>>28335 Personally, I think elves should be creepy and borderline inhuman while also having massive titties. They should know how to use them in a way that is so graceful it is unsettling and sets off all sorts of subconscious warning signals.
>>28336 >massive titties The Sabbath hates him!
>>28335 So hex maniac elves?
>>28339 the sabbath despise me and i despise them. its mutual. we can meet to discuss magic and nothing else.
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A-ahem. I am light I am infinite I am the channel I am expanding I am psychedelic I am vibration I am timeless I am unity I am activating I am resonant I am galactic I am radiant I am defined I am electric I am lunar I am magnetic I am planetary I am balanced I am organized I am connected I am inspired I am in harmony I am integrity I am perfect I am manifestation I am dissolving I am releasing I am liberated I am dedicated I am universalized and divine and transcending mantra I am being I am communicating I am spirit I am breathing I am cosmic I am essence I am power I am action I am dreaming I am abundance I am intuition I am god I am еxtreme I am internal and еxternal I am flowering I am the clocking I am aware I am life force I am surviving I am DMT I am spiraling I am art I am accomplishing I am healing I am beauty I am elegance I am pure I am flowing I am love I am chakras I am coinciding I am playing I am magic I am elusive I am free will I am wise I am exploring I am space and time I am waking life I am vivid I am enchanting I am timelessness and complete infinite design I am alien I am human I am receptive I am vision I am energy I am mindful I am questioning I am answering I am intelligent I am fearless I am evolving I am opening my third eye to the unseen vision, translating I am synchronicity I am reflecting I am endlessness I am order and chaos I am the tao I am crystalized I am self-generation I am affirming I am enlightened I am blind I am the tone I am the color I am electronic I am lunar and solar, opposite and polar I am language I am radial I am particles of plasma I am endurance I am cosmic I am releasing I am liberating I am perfect I am pulsing I am realizing I am the one because the one are all I am form I am in the infinite nothing that becomes the everything I am symbolic I am relative I am the divine spirit that harmonizes with the laws, projecting the digital loom, the tool of experiencing the desire and finding ecstasy in the process I am me, we are you
Is there anything in MGE you don't really like? I don't like how focused it is on eventually having children, I do not want that shit. unless, of course, it is spawning an entire legion with my very, very evil wife.
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>>28343 Little Anubis took candy from a stranger and started saying such things
>>28333 >the unique qualities of elf society don't have much intrinsic value to me. Sound like a skill issue then
>>28345 This dude is lilim bait he just doesn't know it yet.
>>28345 This question NEVER ends well but I'll bite. Only thing I really dislike is that mamono are shackled for life to the first man they fuck. I don't mind the no NTR rules, but it feels artificial when a Manticore can't actually do the whole rapist predator stuff
>>28349 I'm very big on monogamy and exclusivity but I get where you're coming from. I guess that manticores could just have naturally predatory vibes, but even then it doesn't really add up. >>28348 Its the pregnancy thing that puts me off of it, so maybe not even. Unless lilim can just snap their fingers and Make A Baby with the spirit energy she just sucked out of me with a straw.
>>28349 It's not really a rule, it's just the only people that bring it up are usually trying to use it as a foot in the door for NTR Completely unrelated, but i find the wording "i don't mind the no NTR rules" very interesting. >>28345 The only thing about MGE that i dislike is the fags constantly trying to find something wrong with it. Out of genuine curiosity, i'm sure.
>>28351 you seem needlessly combative
>>28351 >Completely unrelated, but i find the wording "i don't mind the no NTR rules" very interesting. It means I don't mind it being even "artificially" banned by author's word of God since it would add nothing to the setting, you can lay down your pitchfork and go back to using it for farming work. Just watch out for the viagra scorpions, they love to munch on cabbage.
>>28345 deep in the tentacle forest gets pretty weird but i can always just, you know, not go there
>>28354 I'd like to go just because it sounds spooky. I bet theres a witch of the woods type figure there.
>>28345 There are plenty of things I don't personally care for: some monsters are too femdom for me, doppelganger losing their ability to shapeshift after marriage is awful, and incest and lolicon aren't to taste, but basically everything is reasonable within the setting and ignorable if I personally don't want to interact with it. Take a live-and-let-live mindset and everything is fine. The children thing is offset by the generally low birth rate, you're just having unprotected fun until then but you might be able to find contraceptives in the setting. Until that biological clock starts ringing I could see a shirohebi not wanting to share you with even her own children, for example. >>28349 It would be nice if there were a way to sample monster pussy without marrying every girl I bang. I don't care about a virginal waifu so long as her body count is reasonably low, both her her heart and body are completely mine once we're married and she's practicing serial monogamy so I'm not being a hypocrite but that one change would fundamentally change the setting. I'll make do with the dreams sleephorse or a Gremtech simulator can give.
>>28356 Are you just gonna forget the energy in monster pussy changes you into a incubus, that there is no escape anon you will be dog piled by your multiple mamono wives.
>>28356 Now that you mention it, I generally dislike monsters that completely change/become submissive when you marry them. Why would I want them to stop being themself after I marry them?
>>28350 if you need to ease into it you can always watch the demon lord give birth a couple times
>>28358 I don't think amazoness are that way you become the submissive one instead, that they literally built a whole culture out of it.
>>28357 That's the thing: I want a sampler of the finest monster sex available but I ultimately don't want to have to share my affection/time with many wives even if they'd be okay with it. I'm a man slut with a hunger for monogamy, maybe a small harem if I'm fortunate enough to deeply connect with several monsters, no more than three tops and the fewer the better. That's one of the few desires the setting doesn't allow for but all the other benefits make that "lack" insignificant. Maybe I'm queen slime bait, I don't know.
>>28361 Well tough shit anon that's just how it is, oh and you will get corrected for being a man slut.
>>28362 Being raped until I can only imagine being with one woman is all I deserve...
>>28361 Idk, seems pretty based to me.
>>28361 i like to think chimera pussy changes shape depending on the current active personality
>>28345 Femdom being the default especially when in writefag's stories but beggars can't be choosers
>>28293 Ahh. Now it feels like home.
>>28345 Never have i seen such a collection of low IQ takes holy shit.
>>28345 I think there aren't enough revenants and there should be more revenants. Also a greater focus on public transportation.
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>>28293 My favorite
>>28368 All shall fall to wurms.
>>28376 Please have them stop undermining my foundation. I like my house...
>>28377 Undermine theur butthole in return
Man, all this wurm posting makes me want to find a cute wurm and marry her.
Imagine freaky sylph that insists you use her as a ventilator just so that you put your feet on her face.
>>28381 Ventilator like a fan? You weirdo Europeans with your crazy words.
>>28385 Yeah, like a fan. Forgot english doesn't use that word.
>>28386 British English does, I think. But those guys probably spell it like Ventilatour.
cupid throwing umi-oshos at people like shells in mario kart
>>28387 Ah yes, the british imitating the french. Such a love hate relationship.
>>28387 Ventilataur, she's the wind to Kelpie's water.
>>28390 You know how it is when 2 tsunderes get together.
>>28389 Poor Umi Oshos. Should be in the ocean choking on plastic instead of this abuse.
>>28345 The entries all read the same. >uh, kobolds don't have any charm magic, so there isn't any particular reason why her owner is unable to resist literally going insane with lust and ravaging her, but mysteriously it just happens anyway okay >devils and demons, retaining their evil nature from previous mamono lords, enjoy making their man fall into depravity by hand cooking his meals every day mwuahahahahaaaa >this monster actually has a weakness! if you cum inside, her special ability goes haywire and she starts squirting like crazy
>>28398 >Gazer >Bicorn They're basically identical.
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OK, I said it, and now I have but one thing left to do. GAZER POST.
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>>28400 >check gazer profile >uh you think the eye is ugly? no you don't shut up >get married get married get married get married get married
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>>28402 I actually liked gazers from the get-go. I like to think when a gazer encounters a gentleman who's already into her, her big floofy gazer tail gets twitchy.
>>28402 Heh, joke's on her. I'm an arachnophile, I openly want to fuck spiders.
>>28404 Yeah, but spiders get all disappointed if you're too into it. You gotta be all scared and try to get away. It's called foreplay.
I'm not afraid of Miss Hellhound. I was afraid of her and the possibility she might rape me, but I went to Buddha and said "Buddha, what if-" and he said "it won't". I'm not afraid of her.
>>28345 High level of public sexuality
What if I meowed at a dragon, and did the "pspspspsps" thing? Would she be confused? Or turned on?
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All I'm saying is that I need a huge hellhound to lay on top of me like a hydraulic press
>>28345 I don't like mother son incest, the other kinds are fine
>>28416 How about just calling a mature monstergirl mommy?
>>28416 Mother-son incest is mostly a threadcanon thing, KC broke his back doing gymnastics to make it kind of possible in the MGE setting and no one discusses the loophole made.
>>28416 But anon you should stop making so many babies with your sisters and aunties Imagine how expensive it is for your parents to raise all those babies, at least if you knock up a monster at school there's another family to help with the financial burden
>>28416 But that's the purest form of love
>>28398 Yeah, between that kind of stuff and the lore blurbs one has to take some decent liberties with the official material in order to make stories that don't all play out nearly the same aside from aesthetic
>>28358 Same. Call me generic but I like femdom and monster girls. The genre just meshes much better to me. >>28398 This sounds like a reading comprehension issue to me, unless you're exaggerating. There are definitely monsters who don't randomly become submissive for just being with her. Because if there wasn't any, I wouldn't be here anymore. It's not the majority unfortunately, but I'm just glad KC still understands the appeal of pure femdom where I have 0 input.
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>>28416 >allowing your grandmomster to give birth to your children but denying such privilege to your momster You are the real monster
>>28422 >Call me generic Hi, Generic!
>>28423 But Mama's titties ain't got that hag sag. Grandmama has got it going on!
>>28424 Shut up, chesh
>>28427 >Anon makes Dad joke >Accused of being a woman (Cheshire-style) Many such cases
It's Wednesday! Post Wednesses!
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>>28425 What an abhorrent post.
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before I sleep, consider giant cyclops women
>>28430 Cute cat
How do automatas feel about AI slop?
>>28437 she's trying her best with the cooking anon, no need to be so mean
>Depart from me ye cursed into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels So what do you get out of this? A Devil, a Demon, a Dark Angel? Or do you just bang the fire itself, i.e. Ignis?
>>28439 It's obviously the cursed sword because that's clearly the subject here
Miss Automaton loves playing NieR:Automata
>>28441 Miss Automaton is going to develop a fetish for blindfolds
>>28444 >>28445 Miss Automaton is going to develop depression
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>>28425 True, grandma's saggers are the best
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>>28450 *Grandma Yukari's saggers are the best
I'm gonna call a dragon a hag and say she's gonna die a virgin just so she'll get so pissed off and rape me.
I wish I were dead and teleported to Wonderland. Life is misery, billions must eat the suicide shrooms
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>>28452 Dragon hags are the best though
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>>28451 Making babies with grandma Yukari and auntie Ran! Quadruple sagginess is the best!
>>28432 I feel bad for it but I can't get around the mono-eye thing. Suppose I need Gazer therapy.
>>28454 If her age doesn't have at least three digits, she's trash.
>>28460 1.27 years old...
>>28458 Maybe growing up watching Futurama corrupted me, but I don't mind it
Give me something to draw in paint but be aware that i'M BAD at it AND RETARDED
>>28463 Smol fairy trying to acquire cute boy with summoning circle
>>28460 Three is nothing. I want FOUR.
>>28463 chocolate creeping coin
>>28465 You'd date someone younger than our galaxy? Are you a fucking pedophile?
>>28463 Anubis reading a lewd papyrus
>>28468 What about a lewd Helvetica?
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>>28469 Wa-ha! Wa-ha! Wa-ha!
>>28465 >FOUR anon at that point she's a wise sage and will be a bit perplexed by your actions
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oh dear sorcerer anon, looks like you bragged a little too much about your draconic heritage and now a ojou blue dragon is hunting you down to bring back to her underground crystal palace to make you the centre piece of her collection!
>>28472 Oh, no! Gyaru mamono! My ONLY weakness!
>>28472 >underground crystal palace her neet cave?
>>28473 yeah anon, she's gonna drag you out on a 5 hour clothes shopping trip, you'll carry all the bags and none of the shops have any seating
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>>28464 I forgot to say that I'm very drunk, Sorry in advance if I fall asleep before ending everything
>>28474 how rude! she vitrified and carved it out herself, she's very proud of it, furnished with only the highest quality goods and staffed with the most skilled individuals of the land!
>>28466 Miss Coin giving me chocolate coins for valentines!
>>28476 It's working, it's working!
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>>28472 >be member of hero's party >quite the diverse group >there's you the priest, providing healing and scholarly wisdom >the brave and noble heroine with a set of dragonscale armour, stop asking >the powerful mage who casts spells you've never seen before >the skilled archer who always dresses in bright colours and constantly wants to be in the loop on relationship gossip >and the newcomer, a dragon blooded sorcerer who never seems to like being one place too long and is always watching the sky, must not like the rain surely together we will defeat the demon lord!
>>28472 This is why you need to let a vampire fix your blood. Dragon blood never ends well unless you're REALLY ready for some bullshit.
Who is in YOUR party, anon?
>>28480 >the brave and noble heroine with a set of dragonscale armour, stop asking I honestly the idea of a knight who's in complete denial of what she is, despite the intrusive thoughts, horns, wings and big fat grabbable tail
>>28482 >YOUR party but it's not my party, I got aggressively drafted I just want to work in the archives bros, not get dragged across the country :(
>>28481 >vampire >mage blood don't believe their lives anon, they're just looking to get high
>>28480 >even obamamama can't melt the kuu
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>>28473 Imagine gyaru but hag
>>28482 Everyone is invited to my party, obviously. We're going to get drunk and laid.
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>>28466 Sorry
>>28489 This has to be the most cursed valentines gift I ever got.
>>28489 dont apologise lmao its brilliant
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>>28482 Little undead girls of course, and maybe one or two Baphos
>>28482 Lots of maneaters, lots of succs and demons, and a mindflayer.
>>28489 I think she's melting... what a world
>>28493 >anon isn't actually adventuring >he's just on the couch >with tentacles in his ears
>>28482 One Ushi who lets me ride her bareback.
>>28468 Here you go
>>28498 Oh yeah, that's a gooner jackal alright
>>28498 the lamia jerking the guy off is so good
>>28498 That reminds of when I was a young horny teen and used to jack off when I saw the Isis from Ragnarok Online since they had nipples, and the card had nipples too
>>28502 >Ragnarok Online Funnily enough, there's a notorious series of RO parody h-games with unhinged dev who is known to include puzzles that are unsolvable unless you know japanese, to stop filthy gaijins from playing them.
Just finished the tier list and I'm realising that purple is objectively the hottest colour.
>>28502 >https://ragnarok.fandom.com/wiki/Isis Really? It looks like her nipples aren't there though.
>>28505 That's the westernized re-released sprite
>>28506 I thought so as well. I'm trying to dig it up but I can't find it at all though.
>>28507 turn off safe search, its the first result on google images
>>28506 >westernized re-released *American* release We had nipples in the South American servers
>>28508 It is off but I'm not seeing it at all
>>28502 Dryads and Succs had nipples too
>>28475 That seems wrong, I feel like monster malls would have exquisite boyfriend chairs. No porous materials for obvious reasons, but... >>28483 I've had a character idea like this for a while, but circumstances when they met required her husband to do the shit out of her, it goes something like <"Watashi wa ningen daaaaa!" >"Uh-huh. Sit. Good girl."
>>28345 As a meta I don't care for the intense no bad-ending rule. It seems a little silly but I know why we got here.
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>>28345 >I don't like how focused it is on eventually having children, I do not want that shit.
>>28398 >The entries all read the same. Oh god, yes, you're so right. Its all so fucking boring. The world/lore descriptions are awesome, but the descriptions of the monsters put me to sleep. Once I tried reading the whole encyclopedia back to back, I just couldn't do it, it felt as bad as required reading for school.
>>28495 The graphics on the new Playwaifu are incredible.
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>>28482 >Who is in YOUR party, anon? Level 1 little warrior girls to teach and carry on quests, and to dom and carry-fuck in the bedroom. Even the femdom races couldn't resist getting their athletic and thick little bodies manhandled.
>>28396 >Umi Oshos deepthroating dildos out of loneliness No bully
>>28517 I remember Nav's style for what it used to be, not the abomination that has become.
>>28515 Please tell me you're not the kind to just grab whatever monster design that suits your fancy and then headcanon everything about her. Do people not read the encyclopedia entries? What even is the point of having them anymore then?
>>28515 why are you even here
>>28520 NTA but when you really like a design but dislike the profile, you either headcanon things or feel bad
>>28515 You are everything that was wrong with the pests invading /jp/
>>28514 reproduction is inherently homosexual
>>28515 even if its boring i dont think the point of the setting is to be exciting, its just a cozy setting with lots of wish fulfillment with a layer of RPG stuff for good measure. its far from perfect but i like it. why not take a crack at making your own setting?
>>28482 A gold dragon, a silver dragon, a red dragon and a blue dragon. The real challenge is keeping friendly fire to a minimum.
>>28526 >Silver dragon how does one deal with those massive humanophiles?
>>28522 It's a bitter pill to swallow, but depending on the headcanon it may be acceptable for people. If it's just for yourself I guess it's whatever. Like imagine if someone were to like Alps, but then headcanon them to be females since the beginning. I don't think you're going to bond well with the real Alpanons here.
>>28528 >someone were to like Alps, but then headcanon them to be females since the beginning. There is nothing much special about Alps except for the fact that they used to be men. Headcanoning them to be female just makes them into a succubus.
>>28526 >wise noble sage >utterly obsessive weirdo who never leaves you alone >aggressive tomboy >smug ojou quite the setup
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>>28526 image trying to explain to a dragon that other party members need loot too
>>28529 >Headcanoning them to be female just makes them into a succubus. Which is what an alp's children are. I've seen people complain that alps should be a lore entry rather than a monster entry and, given the way they work, the stance makes sense.
>>28529 >There is nothing much special about Alps except for the fact that they used to be men They're the only ones that used to be men so far. That is unique in and of itself. It's the one and only thing that separates them from all monsters. Not a fan of Alps, I just used them to make a point.
>>28531 The wings and tail stay ON during sex.
>>28520 >Do people not read the encyclopedia entries? What even is the point of having them anymore then? If KC wrote them better maybe more people would read them. >>28523 Fuck off newfag, I've been here before any of you even established this thread on capybara.
>>28532 Why would it makes sense? The fact that they don't like alps doesn't mean they should be erased from the setting. Alps would keep being born through the usual method even after the second generation of mamono. They are there for a reason, juat like all the other mamono. >>28533 >They're the only ones that used to be men so far. That's also wrong. Every monstergirl population has a small part of monsters that used to be male monsters and got turned female. Complaining about alps ultimately doesn't make sense because of that fact.
oh, it's the annoying polack again
>>28533 (Me) Correction, 100% used to be male. I've forgotten pharaohs and skeletons can be males too.
>>28536 Why are you posting unrelated pictures?
>>28529 I'm still not sure how alps became men turning into monster girls in the first place in MGE. When in actual folklore there's nothing that can be found about that sort of thing if anything they would be a special type of incubus that is empowered by the blood or essence of his monster wife especially when there is multiple mentionings they are a type of incubi.
>>28538 I'm not complaining about Alps, just complaining about people headcanoning stuff that goes far beyond the entry. And yeah, I also forgot that technically monsters from the previous era can also be males, turned to females.
>>28343 Han-Tyumi, the confused Automaton? Is that you?
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>>28482 it's tough being a hero
>>28538 It makes sense because it's really more of a classification (monsters who used to be male) than a specific monster (alp). Once their homogay breaks their mana production capability a homo male can be monsterized into practically anything you could turn a human woman into so long as they meet the requirements. The profile alp is only a succubus because that's like a "default," the same as it is for human women. Under the right circumstances there's nothing stopping them from turning into plenty of other things. I feel like making them a world entry rather than a specific monster would bring clarity as well instead of requiring more background knowledge to understand what's actually happening. Doing so wouldn't erase them from the setting, either.
>>28546 I see what you mean now, but that doesn't warrant taking their entry away regardless, otherwise you'd need to get rid of the lesser succ too.
>>28549 It's more of a "should've been" topic, I agree. Lesser succs really should be treated the same, but they're also already a monster entry so you may as well leave them. Not that anyone discusses lesser succs anyway...
>>27249 OK, potato soup is on the boil! I have Miss Wurm to thank for it. Hopefully it's good.
>>28550 leg mofu...
>>28550 I still think it's fine as is. People "struggle" to both read and correctly understand the profiles. Putting it as an obscure world entry only few interact practically achieves the same as deleting them from the setting. They are an integral part of the MGE, even if some loud retards want to pretend otherwise.
>>28541 Ever heard of reaction pics retard? quit being a sperg already and don't ignore mod's warnings t. site owner
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>>28471 Imagine fucking miss Lich who's a sage of over a thousand years old, calmly analyzing you as you continue to thrust her, but sometimes lost in deep thoughts as your actions ultimately perplex her. Then when you cum deep inside her. She says: <Anon, I don't get it
>>28551 OK, I had the soup, and it's pretty good! I am a happy camper. Thank you again, Miss Wurm. You wily minx.
>>28553 >the genderbend fetish creature is an integral part of the "human men have sex with monster girls" setting ISHYGDDT
>>28536 think about it
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>retard that hasnt read MGE tries to start shit >mods show him the door Kek love to see it. Thanks for demonstrating why this place is better than /jp/, dumbass
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I'm hearing voices again... little voices in my ears...
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>>28561 Maido hard at work? Unheard of in my manor
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Alps are ok in my book, if it can get pregnant then it's fair game
>>28553 Listing alps as a single monster is categorically wrong is the issue. it leads to the discussion we just had over and over again. Also: >Don't read the material now >Still wouldn't read the material if it were somewhere more correct I'm not seeing a difference. It's not like the thread doesn't find and discuss the interesting lore tidbits regardless and alps would absolutely qualify.
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Too much alp talking. Let's talk about the non fag purple cat instead, :)
>>28482 > me: spear user(lv 3) > Matango: druid (lv 5) > Dark mage: battle mage (lv 5) > H'orc: Barbarian (lv 5) > JubJub: Jub (lv 6) > Mothman: Devour of sunlight and the stars (lv 7) The Moth's class title might seem a bit long but that's because lv 5 and above you get to choose a title to either help hide your class or to say it out loud for bonuses. The jub is actually a very smart alchemist, while the mothman is also a very smart alchemist. I actually think all my party members but me have points in alchemy to some degree. But I'm sure we are not moving any illegal drugs because those are blue while the stuff my party makes is a dark sort of purple.
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>>28566 >Faggot cats Gross. I'd rather discuss bros(female) like pyrow instead.
>>28566 No thanks. I prefer the most FAGGOTY of the FAGGOTY purple cats.
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>>28568 Same thing to be honest
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>>28568 Cumming inside your bro is just proper skinship, nothing gay about it
>>28571 Ugh, only if she wears the cat ears and calls me a fag the whole time.
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>>28572 That's what bros are for Bros before hoes
>>28565 Sure man. You seem to have intricate knowledge about alps, so i'll take your word for it. The main reason why alps are in a single entry is that KC first only planned for them to be succs, and then expanded the concept. Similar to how there is a profile for a dragon zombie, even though you could zombify every mamono.
>>28573 But what if your bro is your hoe?
>>28573 I will now fuck my bro.
>>28482 Healer kiki, can also cook, take care of logistic and map our progress. Always on the backline, trying to encourage and buff us. Mix class Rogue/mage chesh, specialized in dagger and teleportation magic. Can either increase morale or decrease, depending on how much attention is given to her Mix class brawler bunyip, armed with a bastard sword and parry shield, capable of 1v1 most enemies if she's confident enough (very rare). Me: Juggernaut in heavy power armor (work with mana) with an autocannon
>>28577 >anon thinks his living armor is just "magic power armor" because she's very shy and he's very dense
>>28573 I think I would have sex with an alp bro, it can cpubt as mutual masturbation instead of making love
>>28482 Me and my pyrow fuckbuddy. We're going full twewy light puck combat >Give me all your love!
>>28574 Dragon zombies are another entry I take a small amount of issue with. That aside, the (translated at least) profile is weird because it seems to contradict itself a few times and the groundwork for alping into about anything is already there. If the ability really wasn't planned from the start KC had a long brain fart. It makes more sense to think he just made it that way because he wanted to, reason be damned. Not the way I would've done it, but it is what it is.
>>28527 Tell her you need a mount.
>>28581 Read the extras. It'll give you a better idea on how it developed from just succs to most monstergirls. Tldr, people constantly asked him if they, erm, "someone" could alp into a different species other than succ, and he was like, sure, whatever, go eat wonderland produce or smth.
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new yerb art is rolling out
>>28568 Gyarus are a very girly archetype; I'd like to see what a really tomboyish Pyrow looks like.
>>28584 More like, worming its way into the thread. Amirite?
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>>28585 yerb's got you covered anon
>>28587 I can't believe I forgot the Beloved Tomboyish Pyrow Daughter.
>>28584 Advanced kitchen techniques?
>>28578 Honestly, living armor are annoying, they block my power armor fantasy and are not interesting, either in design or profile. They doesn't seems like bad girls, just plain boring and a roadblock
>>28584 Damn, he's really good now.
>>28583 Yup, that there's a long blonde moment. He had to change nothing to make that a thing, the basis was already in the profile and he just had to answer a few questions before going "oh yeah." I wonder if he would change that if he were just running a wiki or something instead of printing books.
>>28587 Maximum comfy. Would pair well with a loose hoodie that hid her curves until she takes it off after you invite her to your house for casual gaming.
>>28593 You seem overly attached to that minor detail. What gives?
>>28596 I like TF and alps. People are talking about alps with me so I'm enjoying that too. You've probably seen me engage my autism on other things that interest me, this isn't anything out of the ordinary for me and Dr. Flayer says it's good to indulge in things I enjoy.
How intoxicating is huffing hellhound ass?
>>28571 >"no homo though" >"bro you just literally came inside me"
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>>28584 gym balrog
>>28598 >>28601 Why are you pushing gay shit and sluts in MGE?
>>28604 i suppose he's trying to find the shitposting line that doesn't get deleted
>>28604 Every road in the setting straightens out eventually but there may be some fabulous turns along the way. It always is strange when the setting deviates from the usual course though. Remember the brothels staffed with virgins? Yeah.
>>28601 None of that follows, nor does it make sense. >I feel like Yeah, had to make it up just to push your fetish.
I sentence all of you to marrying Alp Cheshires obsessed with Kirk/Spock gay furry fanfics that feature both of them getting mpregged.
>>28608 Hold on, one of us needs to be able to bring a phantom along...
>>28609 No, trust me, you don't. Those fics are NOT GOOD and if you let a phantom read one of them, you will BREAK HER TINY UNDEAD BRAIN.
>>28610 >Tiny Rude.
>>28605 Some may say unemployed behavior.
>>28611 Maybe a little, but real talk, I can't imagine a SMART phantom putting up with my horseshit.
>>28613 I wonder if monster logic would twist it into something cute or if roll her eyes and tell her friends about it at girls' night. Or, hear me out, what if Wonderland phantom? Actually, that sounds terrifying, nevermind.
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>>28603 spicy cheese
>>28615 Wtf, I'm preparing a spicy cheese ramen right now and I'm not joking or making it up
>>28615 Reminds me of Father Kotomine eating the spicy mapo tofu in F/SN I'm curious to try this fire mouse cheese
>>28615 Must be something about wanting a hot meal without melting it.
>>28616 This dude's getting a Kung Fu mouse when the portals open.
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>>28614 I dunno, I could get into it.
Man its got to suck being a war general nowadays in MGE where at any moment your whole squad could be sexually dominated by a bunch of monster women easily, the humiliation would be unbearable.
>>28621 Just be a general for the mamono extremist, far more efficient if you can make them behaved. A dark elf commissar is recommended
>>28622 The only thing that will make those extremist bitches behave is if I become a haunting being that embodies the abyss.
When I said I had a humiliation kink, I did not expect chesh and bogie to come with banana cream pies.
>>28416 Isn't it impossible in MGE?
>>28626 Yes that's why most anons bring up the auntie stuff more often instead of the mother stuff.
>>28626 >>28418 >Mother-son incest is mostly a threadcanon thing The threadcanon scenarios go with adoptive mothers.
>>28624 Don't say you have a humiliation kink if you don't get turned on by the laugh track.
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>>28621 maybe if you taught your soldiers to sex better it wouldn't be an issue
>>28628 Cribnappers.
>>28632 I imagine Demons do an old-timey thing where they do a deal with a married man to have his firstborn in exchange.
WHAT IF... Meow-based economy?
Adopted daughteru > adoptive mother
>>28628 The fact that blood related mothers lust for their children is extremely hot, but it's sad that it's countered by the fact that the chance of a monster giving birth to a human boy is pretty much zero Maybe in an isekai case when a monster gives birth to you by holy conception
I love incest porn, but I don't want to actually fuck a family member IRL, or in a fantasy.
>>28634 I can see it. >Demon playing the long game >Offers an attractive man boons in return for his first born son >Subtly gets him together with an attractive human woman >Ensures the human woman doesn't monsterize because unholy FUCK is she going to be pissed if a boy never comes from this >All her friends are getting married but she'll have the last laugh because her husband will be perfect, because she'll breed and raise him to be herself >He'll also be unbearably cute, squeeeeeee >Several years later she has the most rape able, adorable little shota in her arms >Keikaku do--oh shit, why is she lactating?
>>28639 It's countered by the fact that monsters lust for only one man
>>28644 And that man? Albert Einstein! Undead mamono are STILL fighting over who gets to resurrect him.
>>28638 Blood related daughter > adopted daughter
>>28647 Alright dark elf, now get some sleep.
>>28193 holy run on sentences. it made sense once we were firmly in the kid's POV but that was hard to open with. nice though.
Did you hear about the recent news from MGC?
>>28653 What, Babushka organized another maid rally for prospective mastahs again?
>>28653 No, some hellhound brat ran off with my newspaper.
>>28653 Prices of mamono realm silver dropped because of the Gremlins again?
>>28477 >dragon WILL natter on for an hour about the intricacies of glass cutting
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>...and a leaf lover's special for anon
>>28657 Sounds like something Glacies would enjoy doing
>>28653 >city transit struggling to cope with large influx of maids
>>28657 This might actually be interesting to listen to. People love comptenecy.
>>28657 Can I hold her tail whilst she's yapping?
>>28657 >dragons wreck human towns and churches >dragons like pretty things >dragons have superhot fire >dragons reinvent stained glass for their shitty godless caves >next they'll carve out the stone thinking they invented acoustics dumb lizards
>>28666 My hatred for the scaly abominations grows
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What if it was the other way around? What if anon was the tsun? My friend has been acting weird ever since the transformation. And sure, some would say I've been acting "weird" towards him ever since, but he's been taking it in a somewhat... amusing manner <"Heyyy anon." >"S-sup." He extends his arm forwards and we start out ritualistic hand greetings. The way our fingers dance in this game of call and response, it's the closest I'll ever get him to dance with me. <"You know, it's my birthday next week." >"If it's next week why are you bringing it up now?" <"Oh, you know. I was wondering if you were going to get me something." >"Get you something? That's fucking gay bro. What, next are you going to ask me to kiss you to greet you." <"Do you want to?" I ask him, giving him my best puppy face. >"N-no. Are you seriously suggesting we throw away our greeting we have perfected for so many years? Maybe you aren't the same friend i knew after all.." <*sigh*"I was just kidding. Just kidding..." He's still the same abrasive idiot. .................................................................. <"Hey anon, what happened yesterday? You weren't online the whole day. I thought you wanted to play some League of Lemmings with me?" >"I was busy doing stuff." Very vague. <"Busy doing what? Maybe a girl caught your eye? Don't tell me you are eloping with some hoe, leaving your friend behind?" >"Maybe i was, maybe i wasn't. But if i did, it would be none of your business." I hope he didn't hear my teeth clenching. <"We both know you couldn't pull a Jub if the Demon Lord herself blessed you." >"I can pull as many as i want." <"Mhmm" ............................................................. He's quite late to the party. Maybe he isn't coming after all. Oh, no, there he is. And what's that little box... <"Always late to any appointment, are you." >"What, are you a doctor to demand punctuality?" <"What's that thing there." I try to grab it, but he's surprisingly fast. >"You'll see when it's time." <"Well, the time is now. Please show me." >"You... Fine, close your eyes." I obey and put my hands over my eyes. >"No, get you hands away from your face. I said close your eyes idiot. Maybe that mamonobanana did fry your brain after all" <"My brain was fried before that, don't worry." I can hear him ripping out the wrapping paper, and opening the cardboard box. Did he throw away the lid? I shiver as i feel his hands on my horns. What's he doing? Is this one of his pranks again? Wouldn't be beyond him to... >"Done, you can look at yourself in the mirror." I go towards the mirror, looking back several times to see his reaction. Hes just looking at my horns, What could it be? Are those, ribbons? The cutest, fluffiest ribbons almost floating on my horns. >"Don't even bother telling me how you like them. I already know they look good" <"Blue?" >"Like the color of your eyes." Did he really just say that? <"Hmm, to give such a girly present to your friend. Did your "hoes" leave you hanging and you tried recycling?" >"Wh-what hoes. Oh..." He gets redder by the second. He sighs, and i can see his shoulders slump back to normal. >"Listen, i said i could pull any hoe, but the only one i want is you." <" What was that? I didn't quite understand." I grin. >"I'm not saying that embarrassing shit twice. Today is an exception, okay?" I wrap my arms around him. Pecs do make for good pillows. <"Love you too bro." I haven't eaten all day.
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>>28659 Dwarves are the best
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>>28672 Shortstacks are great in general. Big ups to Shortstacks.
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>>28672 Dairy Dwarves
>>28671 >>"Listen, i said i could pull any hoe, but the only one i want is you. Bro didn't say no homo, gayer than balls touching.
>>28677 Those two are going to try SO HARD to get balls to touch. I'm definitely pulling for them fr fr
>alpfags with their gay erp and shitposts again KC really should've reconsidered how bad of a mistake throwing a bone to some groups was
>>28679 Hey bro, wanna ERP?
>>28679 So I heard that some guy was ready to throw me a bone? 😘
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>>28681 haha bone
>>28678 >fr fr What?
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>>28679 >alps >gay
>>28683 For Real For Real. Anon, if you don't know this, you will never Skibidi a Pyrow right in the Toilet.
>>28684 I don't speak dota
>>28683 they weren't trying to summon furfur (of ars goetia)? she's really into love between a man and a woman
>>28686 >come home from work an hour early >kiki is playing counterstrike 1.6 and listening to hardbass loud enough that the entire street can hear it
>>28688 Gap moe kikis are the most DANGEROUS kikis
>>28688 if the house is clean what's the problem?
>>28682 One of the struggles of being wide, a large penis never quite looks right on you. Skinny guys have it easy.
>>28691 Nothing, as long as the match doesn't last so long she won't make dinner in time.
>>28693 Welp, now you are obligated to write a story about a kiki that's neglecting her maid duties because of DOTH(Defense of the Hags), and her Mastah has to do an intervention. It's the rules anon.
>>28694 Guess I have a goal for tonight then.
>>28690 I want a moemoe ex-KGB kiki who kills flies by throwing knives at them and than jumps up and down and claps in excitement.
>>28694 >>28695 Should kikispeak rage be written with original spelling or with phonetic transcription?
>>28697 Whichever you feel is funniest
>>28697 Original. Both are equally incomprehensible and if anyone cares to look up what she's saying the actual language will be much easier to drop into Deepl.
>>28688 Send her back to the factory, she's broken and useless
>>28696 My ideal kiki would be INCREDIBLY dominant in private paired with INCREDIBLY subservient in public.
>>28703 Ah, the anti-tacocat.
my ideal kiki would be kind of tall, i guess
>>28684 >cum inside you Alp bro constantly as a way to blow steam post workout >her belly starts growing >"bro why are you so fat?"
>>28704 Kinda? I just like the idea of a woman of who shows a version of herself to me, but not other people. Also I like femdom. >>28705 And rocking TALL ears for MAXIMUM HEARING?
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>>28615 another yerb WIP
>>28709 Could a kej be trained in this technique?
>>28708 she cute
>>28710 That Kej should have Kamina glasses too.
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>>28706 Fat alp good
My ideal kiki a masochist sub trying to look though to taunt me even further
>>28709 forget getting coiled in tail, imagine getting entwined in drills
But can a kiki make liver taste good?
>>28716 Liver already taste good, sliced and served with garlic sauce... Hmmmmm
>>28713 I think I can accept a milky alp that's taller than me if they look like that
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>>28706 That why you have to go for her ass when it's stress relief
i need to know, why specifically an alp and not just a succubus? whats the difference besides one used to be a guy? the only explaination has to be something to do with them formerly being a guy, therefore it is at least kind of gay
>hours later the thread is still alpshit
foxes may be evil looking, and they may actually be evil, and they may have very, very malicious intentions, but they do REALLY love you. a lot.
>>28722 Soft mofu and japanese meals are enough to convince me , I will adopt a sealed vixen
>>28721 Some people have gooned too many times to genderbent porn.
>>28721 Just alps. I always get posts about shit deleted. >>28724 Alps aren't genderbent. They're just ladies!
The hide function exists for a reason. Use it. less complaining, more posting.
>>28721 In my case I blame Boku Girl, it was good though
Whaaaaatever, the important things was the alplings we made along the way.
>>28706 >her belly starts growing Imagine cumflating your bro as a prank
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I'll seek refuge in the Himalayas instead.
>>28725 What is HAPPENING!? I didn't post that last line! Quick, quick, I need a naked mindflayer!
That ban was supposed to be just a warning. It will be restored as soon as possible by the board owner.
>>28733 Ban lifted
>>28733 >>28734 It's spooky when they're actually in the thread. Also spooky that they don't get a little maid outfit on their posts.
>>28733 What ban?
>>28736 It's a deodorant. But that's off-topic. Need to focus on cute monster girls. What would gremtech deodorant be like?
>>28720 They're just succs with extra bullyability and bro jokes tacked on. You also can't call them vanilla.
>>28738 What if she used to be a famous rapper?
>>28740 They say no homo all the time, it's really weird that she alped.
>>28740 You might be able to call her nigga (affectionately).
>>28730 >anon has eaten nothing but yak milk and cheese for months
>>28745 It's more than he needed, he could easily survive on the mana of his yak harem herd.
>>28743 There's only ONE rapper you'd call Vanilla... https://youtu.be/rog8ou-ZepE?list=RDrog8ou-ZepE
>>28194 Weird, almost didn't like it, then I liked it.
>>28753 #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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>>28745 But milk is perfect and one of the most versatile foods for your dietary needs, you can do anything you need with it, hell the Mongols even made alcohol from mare and dog's milk
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I wonder how nice it is to get a faceful of nerdcow mofu.
>>28730 >climb higher and higher up the mountains >the yetis get bigger and fluffier >yetis of the peak are giant fluffballs of tits, thighs and paws >gotta lift their hair to see their eyes >will bury you in kisses
>>28756 Hello, demon lord? I'd like to report a defective cow.
>>28756 poor learncow, all the nutrients went to her giant tail instead of her tits
>>28758 >>28759 Yeah, there's something off about her, but y'all realize it's her tiny, pathetic horns, right?
>>28756 Hey isn't this Jeffo's OC? I didn't know she was a Hakutaku
>>28760 Those are fine, the Greeks actually considered small horns a symbol of knowledge and refinement, a withdrawal from primal displays of fertility.
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>>28761 Yeah, what did you think she is?
>>28763 I thought she was not anything from the encyclopedia actually
>>28762 Yes, and they discovered sex, too! But then the Romans realized you can do it with WOMEN. Big Horns = Big LOVE. That's just science.
>>28765 >the Romans realized you can do it with WOMEN. What, like adults? How did Rome fuck up everything Greece taught them?
>>28766 I'd like to think I didn't flub the joke THAT badly. It's an oldie, but it's not about kids vs. adults. It's "hah hah, the ancient Greeks were having homosexual sex constantly". https://x.com/AttilaMora/status/1758367190351560774
>>28767 > the ancient Greeks were having homosexual sex constantly They just really like Alps
>>28767 >I'd like to think I didn't flub the joke THAT badly You didn't, I tried to subvert it to mock the Romans for not (also) being pedos.
>>28708 BIGGER CLAWWWSS DRAGONS HAVE BIG CLAWS TO GO WITH THEIR BIG TITS IT'S TROLL SCIENCE!
>>28768 Only the thebans Spartans liked their tomboys
>>28771 but if she's all claws how can she hold your hand?
>>28773 Well, you could just hold one of her claws with your hand. If you do, Miss Dragon definitely will not blush beat red and hide her face in shame.
>Miss Chesh shows up to your date with a HUGE bulge in her tomboy shorts. >"Hey, Anon, guess what I have in my pants?" "Is it a pen--" >"IT'S A PENIS!" >You sigh. >She starts to unzip her shorts. >"Specifically, it's a giant gummy penis!" >She pulls it out dramatically. >It's well over a foot long, thicker than your wrist, bright purple, and has a pair of googly eyes (also made of gummy material) on the head, giving it a mildly snek appearance >"C'mere, lil Alp, and suck ol' Cheshie's 3-eyed trouser truncheon." >"Her veiny love trumpet." >"Her purple pussy pleaser." >"Her tangy taco tamer." "Please stop." >She pouts. "Okay, fine. ONE more." >"My magenta mangina mangler!" >With a skip in her step she alights on your side. >"Relax, Anon. I'm not going to put the whole thing in you." >"At least not all at once." >She looks at you and winks. >"It's our snack for the movie!" >"So you'll just need to nibble the tip a little. I'll work the shaft and we'll tag team it." "And what movie are we going to watch?" >"M3gan 2.0, of course!" "Of course." >She's lucky she's funny.
>>28776 In character
>>28777 Trips of Holy Truth!
>>28713 >dat thickness Is that what happens when it's a bear instead of a femboy?
>>28776 You made the two best things (chesh and tomboy) in the world gay, I hate you
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Hey, a little help?
>>28789 Tummy rubs now?
>>28791 If you want. Definitely wouldn't say no. How much yes depends on how you rub it.
>>28789 ma'am, please keep your clothes on in public
>>28794 She's doing her best
>>28791 No, belly punches
>>28789 Ma'am, please take your clothes off. You are in public.
The horse outside my window is keeping me awake
>>28801 I hate the attention horse.
>>28802 Look at my horse My horse is amazing
>>28781 Is it gay to enjoy a delicious snack with your girlfriend during a movie?
>>28803 Give her a lick mm, tastes just like raisin
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>>28805 I feel like that's bad and would indicate that your horse is diabetic or something.
Are they any other maledomfag here? Why are you one? I noticed that I'm not thank/because of the hatred and inferiority complex I developed. Is it the same for everyone? Or am I just a flawed gear amongst rejected gears.
>>28808 I'm only into maledom if the alp is really muscular.
>>28808 Maledom is boring and vanilla. I like monster girls because I want to escape from reality.
>>28810 The biggest escape from reality? A woman who loves me.
>>28811 The Alpbros can help you with that
>>28812 That's enough of that. Don't force topics into other conversations when they don't belong.
>>28197 >I enjoy stories that play into the monstrous parts of monsters have one about automatons then ya ever think that they just keep all that pre-mamano era stuff around? (i did not proof read this and im not going to lmao) >it was a boring day in ms gremlin's workshop >which was a good thing! >every other day its something new with that rodent >if she's not blowing something up, making insane tech, or trying to cause a cataclysmic meltdown with her personal reactor she's asking you to run fetch quest errands for her latest- <"hey anon, mind taking an expedition to automaton territory? im out of processor crystals" >you want to scream "didnt you just send me out for some last month?" <"yeah but it was a small haul and the upgrades i want to make require a lot" >you sigh. >those damn crystals only form where there's a lot of automatons. >and when near a cluster automatons tend to get weird <"alright look i know it sucks but im close to finishing the teleporter, if you manage to snag a good haul i should be able to finish it" "then we can finally go to zipangu" <"yeah. you can get all the fluffy tails you want and i can finally live somewhere that isnt a dump, maybe i can finally learn magic to do the cool magitech stuff. so c'mon, upgrades cant wait all day." <"hell, maybe i'd even be able to hybridize myself. half fox half gremlin! i'd be able to do magitech and get an easy husband" "hah, you with a fox tail? it'd be twice the size of your body" <"hey! its possible. and i know you'd like it~" >you give her a pet on the head. you wont lie, she'd be incredibly cute. you cant help but imagine her using a fox tail like a dog bed. >unfortunately, you two are in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. which means that you cant get a protective mana marker. >so your gear will be the most important part of this incursion >most of it tech from the gremlin, but a few things you've cobbled together yourself. >a signal translator, automatons communicate in broadcasted raw data when there's only other automaton nearby. this will not allow you to hear them. >a stun pulse pistol. self explanatory >grav-pack, lets you hover for a short time. also has a boost mode for dashing around. >the gremlin's prize invention, chameleon invisibility projector. made without magic. this'll let you be completely invisible to any kind of sense for a short time. >a compaction bag, for holding the crystals. >and a mining pistol. for harvesting them. >these things together haven't failed you before. but fuck if getting close to a cluster isnt stressful. >it takes an hour but you arrive at a hill some distance from the perimeter. >the glow of their structures should be cyan at this time of year, meaning that the cluster is in a dormant state for recharge. might actually be pretty easy this time arou- >red. shit >you take out a communicator "the glow isnt cyan." <"what?" "red. highly aggressive and they are preparing for an expansion. they'll also be aiming for human men for mana supplies" >you hear the gremlin stressing out on the other end of the receiver. <"fuck dude. now? that might expand to where we are" "yeah i know. they shouldn't be doing this for another year" <"alright. its fine if you dont want to go for the crystals. i can pack up the workshop as best i can and we can relocate." >silence hangs in the air for a few moments "just one good haul, right? then we can get out of this shithole >you hear the gremlin sifting through a few things <"yeah. one good haul..." >silence hangs in the air again "prepare what you can to finish the teleporter. we might need to bail fast" >you close the connection, no confirmation needed for this ridiculously stupid stunt. >about 20 minutes later you're at the perimeter of the central cluster structure. >it'll be dangerous. when preparing for an expansion automations tend to gather in the center or go into a frenzy near mines. >suddenly, your translator blares and then fails. >but a feeling invades your mind all the same >raw data is being transmitted over the local magical aura. >you're able to understand an abbreviation of what it means. MINING COMPLETE. PROCESSING BEGINS. GATHER. >this is your chance, they'll be gathering to process raw ore into metals. >its not a long window. but it should be just enough to gather the crystals she needs. >of course, things are easier said than done. >one complication is nearby right now. >a disembodied core. >see, most people think that automatons are the whole body. >nope. they are the core. >the automatons (here at least) simply call their bodies shells, and they do not shy away from leaving a shell to enter another thats more capable of their specific task. >but this one is just hovering, connective wires dangling just above the ground and a bright red pulse emanates from its grooves. >as you get closer the translator picks up a signal. >... >its mostly incoherent data, this one must be damaged. >you sigh, but dont let your guard down. >best to walk around it. >you step on a twig. the core snaps to face you, glows bright, and emits a high pitched screech. >you shoot it with the stun pistol and hide. >not long after a group of five automaton run over, various weapons drawn SISTER? >you get a good look at them, their shells have haphazard and rough armor plating, makes them look like old era automatons. SOMEONE HAS HARMED SISTER. HER DATA STREAM IS WRONG. I CAN NOT READ IT. >the others let out a variety of aggravated mechanical noises >fuck, bad to worse. if you're found they'll think you made her incoherent. >the resulting surge of data is too overlapped for the translator to make any sense of >but the one word it got is "REINFORCEMENTS" >... you activate the chameleon projector and sneak away. >with the hover pack you're able to get ontop of a cross section in a wall and get a good look at the area. >the quadrant you just came from is a no go, several more automatons have already entered it. each one with a more deranged appearance than the last. >the quadrant to your left, thats where they are processing the ore. you can see a few crystals there, but to enter would be to sign your virginity away. >to your right, nothing of note. its a mostly empty paved over plot. >and in front of you is a shell yard. hundreds of vacant shells liter the area, a few cores and floating automatons surveying the place... >and of course the crystals that you came here for. >without many options you jump down and deactivate your invisibility EXPANSION NORTH. PROCESSING 30% COMPLETE. HIGH ALERT. >a north expansion. wont hit the workshop, but it'll be uncomfortably close. >with the high alert warning the disembodied cores connected to some combat ready bodies. it'll make your job harder... >but it isnt as bad as the shell yard itself. >you weave your way through the strewn automations. >the vacant bodies, to you, are honestly terrifying. >some, twice your height. >others, rusted over. >some are from the old era, when war and conflict were commonplace. >their armor plating is jagged and rough, would likely cut on contact. and the forms of these ancient bodies are nothing like the feminine shells of today... you wonder if there's anything that could drive a modern automaton to use one of these war machines. >most weapons have been retrofit for the new era, but a select few have not. likely forgotten with time. but you dont take any chances and disable them as you see them. >some shells have been cobbled together from several different ones, if an automaton can feel pain the grafts probably hurt. >one automaton you see is using a vessel with chain blade arms, dragging across the ground as she floats along. >the red gaze from her eyes making the illuminated vessels look even more dangerous than they already are. >if not terrified, you would say that the vessel is beautiful, a perfect mix of beauty and function that many automatons strive to attain. >but you are terrified. so you quietly slink away. >one of the shells you saw had a purple growth on the chest... its looking at you. >eventually you find one of the crystals in the area. >you take out your mining pistol... and notice a titanic hand to the left. then to the right. >you look up and see a giant shell. EXPANSION NORTH. PROCESSING 60% COMPLETE. HIGH ALERT. >definitely from the old era, the design doesnt try to be appealing. but bits and pieces have been replaced. looks like refurbishing this one is a work in progress. >regardless of the terrifying beast in front of you, this place wont stay safe forever. >you get to work on mining the processor crystal. >piece by piece, you fill up the bag. >you had to hide a few times, but so far you've been fine. >as you place the last piece in the compactor bag and secure it on your body, a red light shines on you. HUMAN. HARM. SISTER? >shit. >you activate your chameleon projector take off for the perimeter, alarms blare all around you >a bubble field blocks the exit. NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL THE HUMAN IS FOUND. BRING HIM TO ME. WE NEED MANA. >you franticly look around for anything... >there's an uninhabited old era shell nearby, looks like it has an emp pulsar. >you hotrig the arm and aim it at the barrier... >the emp disables a piece of it for a few moments, enough for you to slip through. >as you get to the other side it closes, you hear something slam against the shield >a robotic bull, it goes limp as a core detaches and hovers in the air, staring at you as it emits a low pitch scream >other automatons approach the shield, their red gazes piercing through you. >some of them using new shells, others from the beginning of the new era, and a few with shells that have haphazard armor. one's armor is jittering. >you get away as fast as you can, using the hover pack to boost yourself away >you finally return to the workshop >you slam the processor crystal bag on a table <"anon what the hell happened? its a damn light show over there" >you take a moment to catch your breath. "they think i hurt one of their own. it was already damaged, all i did was stun the core since it saw me" <"damn" "they'll probably be looking for me. i'll be hiding in the bunker" <"good idea" >the gremlin presses a button, a hidden door opens. <"take the crystals with you, they'll get suspicious if they see them" >you nod and walk in, the bunker's walls are lined with a sensor jamming compound, if an automaton scans the place she'll simply see a filled in space. which wouldn't be unusual for its location. <"but hell yeah man, full bag. can easily get the teleporter ready with that."
at work. cleaning. need shog help. send the legion. empty the necronomicon.
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>>28815 Sorry, all I got are Factory Reject Shogs. Hope you like dance numbers and a chorus for all of your actions!
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Ah finally Friday, time to give my all today at work and later enjoy a nice evening with my auntster,letting her drain my stress and worries out with her voluptuous body and maybe ending up enjoying the whole weekend together, who knows
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>>28814 >this will not allow you to hear them. ok maybe i should've proofread
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>come home from work >as soon as you get out of the car, the front door bursts open and dozens of tentacles drag you into the darkness shog has her own way of showing affection
>>28814 Cores are a neat take, would be cool to have several shells with completely different body types that she switches often. >>28818 Could be worse spots to make typos.
>>28817 In the US, it's a national holiday, so I've been fucking my auntster all day! She's just a regular Raccoon because it's not Japan, so I'm pretty scratched to hell and back. Since she's a raccoon and all.
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>>28820 >Cores are a neat take
>>28814 Nice story. I was sad that Anon didn't get with an automaton, though. They're good girls! They deserve love! And a cute Anon they can dress like a kitty cat.
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>>28822 More like this
>>28814 >>28818 don't worry too much about it anon, this is good stuff
>>28814 >sir you are being hunted but with automatons
>>28820 or multiple bodies that combine together into a giant robot you can pilot
>>28828 Or, and hear me out on this--1 giant body that plugs you into itself as its power source.
>>28829 That one's like a mechanical version of Sandworm.
>>28829 We're going to have to run some tests to make sure my entry plug fits her properly
>>28820 >automaton wife comes home with a vintage body one day >slim, elegant, polished wood panels in place of armor, and with a few decorative external gears. >it doesnt have any built in weapons, but hey this body's just for show anyways. >its delicate, so you have to insert the core yourself for the first some so that she can properly calibrate onboarding. >her core can barely hold still as you connect all the wires >once you connect the last one she springs to life <"wait... NO." "whats wrong?" <"THIS BODY DOESNT HAVE A NERVOS NETWORK. I CANT FUCKING FEEL ANYTHING. THE SELLER ASSURED ME THAT IT DID!" >her lights flicker red and she jolts before she calms herself. <"its fine, its fine. it was a confused old man. i can tell that it has the ability for nerve input, but doesnt actually have any nerves. it'll take me a while but i can fix it." <"just... take me out for a little while. im still upset and i dont want to accidentally break the body.
>>28808 I switch back and forth where has become chaotic at this point, that I already know I'm abyssal bait.
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>>28808 Nothing complicated about it, I want to push my kiki meido down and pleasure her with my cock so much that all she can do is accept it and moan
>>28744 I'll post this here because i think all of the thread needs to see this. After some long deliberation with the thread admin, i can say that most of the posting was organic. I can't vouch that every single post was in good faith, but most of them are, and the small rest are isolated instances, so it's very difficult to say if any of them are in bad faith, or just retards taking a joke too far. About the specific post mentioned, it's not the pest, just your average variety of retard. What i will say is that our pest is being controlled and actively monitored by the board owner personally, and he doesn't post in /mge/. Do remember, people are allowed to like things you don't like. While i agree the alp posting got a bit out of hand, like i said in that warning, the hide function is there for a reason. Constantly complaining about what others are posting instead of starting a conversation about what you want to just creates unnecessary drama in the thread. I get we are all paranoid of any strange activity, but it doesn't help the thread to go into witch hunts against our own.
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>>28840 It's so nice seeing reasonable things
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Do you know what day it is? That's right, it's 160th anniversary of "Alice in Wonderland"! Prepare tea and sweets to celebrate!
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>>28842 Please God let me fall in wonderland, right in the arms of a chesh.
>>28840 I'm 100% sure it's paranoia and I'm glad you see it that way. People should really not let the pest live rent free in their heads.
>>28836 I wish I could not overthink it like you >>28840 Understood, thanks again mate
>>28845 Knowing /mgt/'s history, I can't say I blame paranoid Anons. Anyway, let's move on and talk about which monster girl would be the best to have inside your walls.
>>28848 My walls are virgin golems. If a thief dares sneak in he can kiss his virginity goodbye and say hello to married life.
>>28848 What if we talk about monstergirls that have the best walls to live inside intead?
>>28852 The answer is bees
>>28848 >Chesh Why? Because for once she's perfect for the job. She can hide and teleport around, dissociated part of my body to stalk me, troll me and help me everyday
>>28831 You get me completely. >>28830 Also accurate.
>>28840 >just your average variety of retard w000000000t! I'm average!
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insatiable ms kiki
shogs throwing it back probably wouldve made that shift go faster tbf
>>28859 My ideal shog would be a queen slime shog so my whole life could be a Disney Musical type of thing in my home--little shogs shogging around cutely, big shogs who keep my food cold, all that kind of stuff. Would be so cute.
>>28858 She's been Mrs. Kiki for a long time now.
>>28862 with his maid? scandalous
>>28848 I am a traditionalist, so I say Oomukade. The gentle tapping of her footsies will lull me to sleep and then she can cuddle with me in the night, only to hide away before morning.
>>28858 Relationship goals
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>>28848 >lives inside your walls >have to use bait to get her out of them
>>28863 what's more scandalous? marrying and legitimizing your relationship with your maid or fathering bastards without marrying her?
>>28848 >pocket dragon not so smug after getting caught by a gold coin inside a mouse trap
>>28869 >mouse We call that a dragon trap
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>>28869 She still looks pretty smug to me.
>>28871 Turns out mousetraps are too weak for the apex predator
>>28814 Oooooh, this gives them a most ghostlike, machine quality, that's neat. Makes me imagine their cores are like a scaled down caretaker from deep rock, though. Amusing to think when they do their low power shut down mode gimmick their bodies gather like a shambling zombie harem to force you to bukkake the core.
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>>28708 Hey the ojou got finished
>>28875 Cool! Can you post her?
>>28876 Oh no, anon went blind from too much masturbating!
>>28871 How do I tell her that's not real a gold coin but actually her new friend, pocket creeping coin?
>>28877 that's alright, monsters love blind dudes
>>28879 Imagine Basilisks forcing themselves to unmask just so they can be your eyes.
>>28875 That dragon has been eating too many chocolate coins...
>>28881 You know what they say. You are what you eat.
Alright. You have the ideas, and i need practice. Give me a couple of simple sketches to draw.
>>28883 It's the 4th of July so do a dragon using her breath to light firework fuses!
>>28883 Griffon representing our blessed nation
>>28880 this week a saucy special available only on eros tv "the blind leading the blind"
>>28883 SFW or NSFW? Either way: Cheshire pranking calling Anon saying she loves him
>>28883 Fairies playing with firecrackers.
>>28883 GREMLIN + FIREWORKS + MORE FIREWORKS + MORE FIREWORKS + TERRIFIED BYSTANDERS (can be off-screen; not looking to drive you nuts)
>>28889 That sounds dangerous and scary. They can play with sparklers.
>>28882 She doesn't look very chocolate to me. It seems there's no choice but to bring out the dark chocolate coins.
>>28895 >dark chocolate Oh, no! My 1 weakness!
>>28894 why not party poppers
>>28897 Well, I wanted them to still have something that shoots fire, but that wouldn't literally explode one of them if something goes wrong. Party poppers are just kinda disappointing. Sparklers are always fun, even if you're an adult!
>>28858 This but with a Troll maid
>>28894 >pixie takes a sparkler >"hey anon you wanna see a cool trick?" >she plants the base in the ground and lights the tip >then uses her magic to grow it to the size of a tree
>>28901 JESUS CHRIST! That's terrifying.
>>28894 ms fairy with a cowboy hat riding a bottle rocket
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>>28884 Damn KC and his obsession with spikes and scales.
>>28894 Might as well have them light a snake (and get crushed by it, why did you do this?) if you're going to be such a worry-wart
>>28904 This doesn't necessarily look safe...
>>28906 That's the best part! The sally fire department and Dr. Horsepussy are prepared to be very busy anyway.
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>>28858 I would keep my zombie maid constantly milky and pregnant, the aberration of a lactating corpse giving birth to my children one after the other while also serving me is such a hot fantasy
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>>28885 MGC is a country?
>>28912 A city state maybe? The mayor is a vicious tyrant. This Griffon looks like she knows Hamon
fairies are always scary, theyre just cute and welcoming from far away
>>28875 >those hips hnnnng
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>>28914 shouldn't have skipped the tutorial
>>28914 who told Akyuu about this site?
>>28916 >tutorial fairy shrinks you to her size >"think you don't need the tutorial? all right, let's see if you can defeat me like this"
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>>28888 Classic cheshire prank.
>>28919 when ms cheshire targets a gunpla anon
>>28919 Jesus Christ how horrifying
Arm hurt, will be all for today.
>>28922 Thanks for your hard work, take care
>>28919 Kek, I love Cheshire cats
>>28919 >coming home to your wife's dismembered body parts This is some serial killer horror movie shit
>>28708 >>28875 Is this the ojou demon from the lapcat greentext?
>>28927 it's like a dragon, but blue
>>28926 Nah it'ts just a funny puzzle that you must solve by using her parts for different things until she reaches orgasm 10 times
>try to discover what tragic backstory caused wurm to become a supervillain and join malef on her crime sprees >turns out her entire motivation is just that she really likes smashing through walls
>>28930 free t-shirt too
>>28931 Shame she can only wear pants on her head.
>>28930 I can relate to that desire for wanton destruction. Where do I sign up?
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>>28904 Wonderful creatures, these dragons
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>>28934 wish i had a common house dragon
>>28935 I've heard of dragon maids from Meido academy, try asking around for them?
>>28936 They're also very good at card game
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The Kiki and Shog rivalry is legendary and a lot has been said about it, arguments how Kiki can get upper hand over Shog and vice versa are known. How about in-species rivalry? How can a Shog convince a prospective Mastah to pick her over another Shog?
>>28941 I don't know who ever can turn me into a slime monstrosity the fastest.
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Kiss the dork And make her to a mother
>>28941 >"Choose me, Mastah! I can take over all your chores!" <"Choose me, Mastah! I can do that, too, and I can give you all the love you want!" >"Choose me, Mastah! I can do all that, and I can fulfill all your most depraved fantasies!" <"Choose me, Mastah! I can turn into TRUCKASAURUS WRECKS and win every monster truck competition EVER!" >"What?" "What?" <"What?"
>>28946 >I can turn into TRUCKASAURUS WRECKS and win every monster truck competition EVER!" Made me think, that Monster Trucks movie would not bomb if it was more like "Monster Trucks - monster fucks" with monster truck automatons and not... whatever it was
>>28947 >t. Anon who is weak to Monster Truck Shogs >And Monster Truck Automatons >And Monster Truck Living Armors >And Monster Truck Cursed Weapons (long story)
>>28952 >Monster Truck Cursed Weapons That one does make sense if you think about it for a moment.
>>28954 Miss Isekai Protagonist Maker, strongest cursed weapon (Monster Truck) in Japan!
>>28954 >She calls herself Gravedigger >She's actually just an old shovel Yes she was a weapon, the revolution was a wild time.
>>28957 With a name like that, I'd expect her to also sound like a professional wrestler.
>>28958 That's The Undertaker, her wight best friend.
>>28957 >Miss Underwire Bra >She's an assassin's bra, utilized in a desperate string of killings during a daring escape from behind enemy lines. >Other mamono say she is a myth. >But I believe in her. >And some day I will find her.
>>28946 The other shog not yet ready to give up her place by Mastah's side counters with the following: >"Well I can turn I can turn into the Red shog RS9 and win the Monster 500!" Anon still has to choose between the monster truck shog and the M1 shog. Truly a impossible choice. Who will win Anon's affection? Find out next time on Bottom gear. I know nothing about F1 or monster trucks but this popped into my mind
>>28962 Do those demographics overlap? Seems like that would give mastah an easier choice. The other one should've gone for Nascar, but a Ford Fusion is a lot less sexy than any F1 car...
>>28848 Giant Mouse. If you know you know.
>Monster girls meet a QT Anon. >See he has a King of Spades tattoo over his heart >Sigh collectively >This one is a slut for deems
>>28966 what if he has a king of hearts over his right hand instead?
>>28967 Instant death.
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Well it's time to go to bed. Have a good night brothers and may your dreams be about your ideal auntster making your wishes come true.
>>28875 Neat.
>>28970 Can auntsters be cute spooders? Or maybe oomukades? They're usually depicted as beast girls, but I am a fan of zee boog gooorls.
>>28967 Is his hand burning red and roaring for him to grasp victory?
>>28972 it is weird that theres no spider spinsters spinning snug sweaters
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>>28972 For me it would be a Bapho lolibaba auntster that keeps pestering me with trying her homemade food and keep reminding me that I'm all bones and skin, also she keeps saying that after a good meal we should do some exercise together to become bigger
>>28972 >arachne auntster keeps raiding my wardrobe >filling it with her own homemade silk designs >mending my worn out clothes >throwing away clothes that have the smell from other monsters
>>28975 I'm still quite partial to boogs, but I am also quite weak to anyone giving me homemade food.
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>>28970 I will dream of fox lolibaba auntie getting ready to deliver my third cousindaughter
>>28967 Automaton owned
>>28967 Wonderland slut, the Queen of Hearts herself would be interested
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Koturday is upon us, are you going to honor it?
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>>28972 This anon likes thicc bugs.
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>>28938 I've never played ygo, are dragon maids a good deck? Also I find the mental image of picrel being a card counting blackjack ace to be really funny
>>28985 its okay, its battlephase deck that gets one or two negates, but i can chew through them with big beetles or robots
>>28985 They suck unfortunately. But then again, most decks suck, it's one of the more playable ones at least.
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>>28983 That depends on the kots. Half the time, they just sleep through the day and miss it.
>>28983 MGE hellcat when?
>>28988 >They suck >Unfortunately If your maid doesn't suck then you need to train her better, or send her back to the academy.
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So theoretically, if someone wanted to write a story about bees, what kind of stuff would you like to see in it?
>>28992 Sucking honey out of Alraunes and (You)
>>28994 Alraune produces nectar, not honey.
>>28995 Right, sorry, not a biologist.
>>28992 Bees are known for being good dancers, so they should bust a few moves.
>>28999 They should make me bust a fat nut
>>28992 Nicolas Cage
>>28858 >broodmother monster that's so into being bred that she gets pregnancy tatoos/paintings on her belly Need
>>29003 I've only ever actually seen the original Wicker Man
>>29003 >>29006 But on this note: surely there'd be nothing creepy about a community on some island who live with Bees and grow honey and dance around bonfires on a midsummer night?
>>28999 >>29000 Bees are natuarlly good at twerking. Should be enough for anon to bust a nut to
>>28992 I'm going to need puns. Too many puns. Puns about "buzz" and "honey" and flowers and hives and EVERYTHING. Puns Puns Puns Puns Puns Puns Puns Puns PUNS
>>29015 You're making me break out in hives
>>29003 >OH NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAHHH!!! THRY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES!! That scene is legendary
>>29016 The only appropriate image to post in reply does not exist, but I will describe it as best I can. >Miss Haku is sitting at a desk >One of her hands is below the desk somewhere, and there are wet sounds coming from that same area >The other is cupping a heavy haku boob and tweaking one of her giant, erect nipples >And she's looking at (You), biting her lip while saying >"Good start, can you give me another one?"
>>28962 NTA but another weird side-thought. There was a western cartoon of Monster Trucks that were real monsters - the creatures sat on 2 axles with giant tyres and wore a hollowed-out truck-body over their monster bodies like a turtle or a hermit-crab. >MGE-version: >Shoggy sits on 2 axles and tries to shape her body into the 'Free Candy' white van parked outside Shota-Anon's school
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>>29018 Oh buzz off
>>29006 Anon gets selected for the 'Wicker Man' but instead of fire, he's a virgin sacrifice to their Queen.
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>>29020 Oh, no! Thicc bees! My one weakness!
>>28992 Honey slathered tits or to back to the writing board and do it again.
>>29019 >visit the junkyard because you need a spare part for your vintage car >junkyard owner says you can look around if you want, but watch out for the sandworms >he has a lot of daughters and they like to hide in the junk piles
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BBB(Big Booty Bitches)
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>>29030 i can get behind that
>>29031 You could, have, you know, replied with a doggirl, which was the whole joke.
>>29033 ass though
>>29034 That DOES check out.
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Ever since I started visiting Dr. Tentacle and her nurse, Miss Flayer, I've been in perfect health. In fact, I can't even remember ever feeling sick!
>>28967 Anon blast her with sekiha love love tenkyoken until she gets pregnant
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>>29030 Perhaps not dog. Perhaps cow?
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>>29039 Big Booty Bovines don't get talked about often.
>>29040 everyone's too distracted by their enormous personality instead
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>>29030 I. R. Baboon big star of cartoon
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>>29040 Technically, she has a big butt! Because big everything.
>>29043 >>29044 >mommy had a chicken >mommy had a cow >daddy was proud >he didn't care how Crazy Echidna families
>>29045 >Slice of life comedy with Echidna, her husband, and their many, many adult failkids. >Every episode is trying to get one of them hitched, with varying degrees of success. >Most episodes have at least 3 solid minutes devoted to architecture and civil engineering.
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Chapter 2 took a while to edit, but it's out now: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66930961
>>29046 it sucks having to deliver a pizza to layer 4 of a dungeon
>>29048 It sucks even worse on the way back out--they HAVE a service elevator but good luck getting those daughterus to let you use it. Gonna be leg day every damn time.
>Anon the Deliverator >Delivers pizzas >Uniform has advanced sealing magic (based on ancient Kitsune seals!) to reduce chances of accidental marriage while working >His delivery range is MOSTLY subsumed by The Dungeon >Mrs. Echidna and her increasingly large brood, hangers-on, employees, construction crews, and the inevitable adventurers all need pizza. >So much pizza. >And so Anon gets a LOT of cardio to Deliverator it. And boy howdy is that one kitsune down there gettin' chunky
>>29049 >>29050 >its one of those days >anon has a LOT of orders to deliver >and now he has to waste time on this dungeon >one of the daughterus is sympathetic to his plight >picks up the pizza from him at the door so that he can make the rest of his deliveries on time >and so begins a new friendship....and maybe something more?!
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SEXY PIZZA SEX
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>>29052 I think this is my favorite LN art, the pizza slice really sells the joke
I'm so hungry i could eat out a unicorn.
>>29054 What... what do you think is inside a unicorn?
>>29055 corn?
>>29055 rainbows or something
>>29055 My tongue.
>>29047 Muy bien
>>29052 Slapping a chesh's ass must feel so good, fresh, soft but slightly firm, you could carresse it for hours while also petting her ears
>>29047 >chef Pierre Sacre bleu!
>>29055 Unicron
They patched the EXP drain glitch.
>>29066 nice. does that mean i get my levels back?
>>29066 Ohoh, I hope that the malef didn't noticed that I was draining her passive exp income by hiding in the walls
>>29067 Your levels?
>>29066 'patched' is a funny way of saying turned into a feature
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Look out, wurmy has a hostage.
>>29072 Birds in the park are free, but she should still let that crow go.
>>28858 Those milkers put holstaurs to shame!
>>29072 What are her demands.
>>29047 I know that you're working hard to make them seems nice but it's really hard to not hate the kind of mamonos you depicted, extremist or not both are disgusting. It feels me with rage, especially since you made clear that his true love is the Pope. It feels very wrong to hear about love and stuff from people who break apart couples.
>>29076 Mushroom stew cooked by chef anon from anon-village
>>29082 How do we tell her there is no such thing as anon-village. Honestly, it's best if she doesn't know. Someone else is going to have to make the stew, i can't cook to save my own life, even less someone else's.
>>29085 i mean the ocelomeh still spread rumors about el dorado, even if the real el dorado was the wives we made along the way it's good for tourism

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