>>40966 >inn/tavern halfway-point in the dungeon You'd have to wonder what the guy who built it was thinking >Okay, I've made it this far >No chance in hell im going to get any farther >what if I built a place down here that could give my fellow adventurers a place to rest? maybe they'll be able to go farther with my help >And I'll build it with this cute succubus, I want to see her in a waitress outfit I wonder how this one guy set up support chains and shit to get supplies and run a tavern inside a goddamn dungeon. And would the other residents have helped him out?

>>40967 One MILLION percent chance the other monster girls in the dungeon helped out. After Mrs. Echidna had her first clutch of eggs, she had more daughters to marry off than she knew what to do with. Getting them their own jobs and their own husbands is key to, well, clearing enough space to have more clutches of eggs. And parental pride, concern, etc.! But also more SEGGS. FOR MORE EGGS. >Like her mother always taught her, "YOU HAVE TO BREED ALL OF THE EGGS!" Anyway, yes, this all kind of happens organically and quicker than you'd think. One generation of kids in, you've got a small town, and the generation after that you've got THE NOTORIOUS MONSTER DUNGEON that adventurers come from all the neighboring Order lands to clear.

>>40967 >I'll build it with this cute succubus, I want to see her in a waitress outfit I don't know if I've ever understood someone's motivation more clearly.

>>40969 He actually lost me there, but in a dungeon I am thinking of creepy SEXY bug girls and terrifying SEXY undead.

>>40970 yeah it's like that but with stylized maid outfits

>>40971 See, that's what I'm talking about! THIS IS NOW A SEXY UNDERGROUND MAIDS THREAD.

I need a name for monoeye that's more creative than just calling her Polyphema, help me out here

>>40971 Had a couple more with maid spelled correctly. Wurms are honorary bug girls.

>>40973 Have her wear glasses and people can call her Two Eyes.

>>40975 That's not the kind of name you'd get on your birth certificate though

>>40976 Just give her a regular name. She doesn't need a name that screams "I HAVE ONE EYE" for the same kind of reasons. Can't she just be Tabitha or Mary or SCOURGIVOX THE DESTROYER or something?

>>40973 Is Iris too generic?

>>40973 Lidia

>>40977 >She doesn't need a name that screams "I HAVE ONE EYE" for the same kind of reasons I didn't ask for one, on the contrary. I'm just terrible with normal names. >>40978 Cheeky. >>40979 I'll go with this

>>40969 >anon starts up a tavern that would become a gathering point of what would later develop.into a massive city based around an underground dungeon >because he wanted to see a cute dungeoneering succubus in a waitress outfit Damn, what a motivated legend. I'll bet that succ feels enormous pride when she wears that outfit to the bedroom

>>40974 How can she be a bug if she doesn't even have chitin?

>>40982 She's an HONORARY bug. It's like having an honorary doctorate. Bugs just like wurms so they let them into their social clubs and give them awards and stuff. Can you IMAGINE how much more efficient an ant colony is with a couple of wurms in the mix? TUNNELS = DONE.

>>40981 For those times she manages to make it to the bedroom, yes. You know any restaurant like that would end up getting a bunch of monsters hooked up with customers too, that must also be an honor. The monster lord might give her an award.

>>40982 She's got a chin, it's right there below her smile.

>>40986 To be fair, who doesn't like wurns. Aside from their dorky cousins, that is. >>40986 A Haku unit has been sent to your location. Do resist.

>>40987 >wurns Maybe those Hakutakus are coming for you, buddy.

>>40982 sometimes wurms just show up places and start living there they're said to bring good fortune and are quickly accepted into the community

>>40988 I wish.

>>40989 Man, sure would be cool if that happened to me.

>>40942 I keep my hebi wife warm and comfy

>>40989 >wurm nesting in your basement >again

>>40993 Why would you ever kick a wurm out of your home?

>>40994 she keeps wrecking the place...

>>40993 All I got in my basement is the Wendigo who keeps breaking in on laundry days

>>40996 >Kiki breaks in to fold the laundry >again

>>40997 That's just what she says. The truth is that no maid can resist a washing machine ride. IYKYK.

>>40883 Weird that this one wasn't in the galleries until now. >>40996 >wawawawawawawawawa-

>>40936 thanks!

>>40997 i'm not ironing that shit

>>41001 Be at a calm mind, mastah. Kiki brought her own iron.

>>41002 Thanks. I fucking hate doing laundry. I'll reward you with some mac'n'cheese for lunch later

Almost at 1000 posts! Let's not waste them on anything stupid and annoying. Instead...

>>41005 wurms are threatened and confused by greenworms false eyes

>>41006 Yeah they would be...

>>41006 That's really impressive! It doesn't take a lot to confuse a wurm, but to threaten one? That's generally reserved for things on the level of disappointed husbands and vacuum cleaners.

>>41008 greenworms do have that overconfident and menacing aura akin to a goose

>>41009 Canadian Goose Harpy and a Greenworm are in a narrow corridor, heading in opposite directions. Who gives way?

>>41010 depends are there GREENS behind the goose?

>>41010 i wouldn't be getting between a greenworm and a salad bar if i know what's good for me

>>41005 I can't believe this little shit is one of 3 mamono i've dreamed about.

>>41013 What happened in the dream?

>>40997 >kiki in the grocery store can tell you wore the same pair of jeans three days in a row This is why they follow you home, you're just too obviously helpless!

>>41014 She ate his cabbages.

still never had a mamono dream...

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