Purchase maize.

>>38643 How many horses?

>>38645 How many do you need?

>>38646 At least 3 for me and 3 for her to enjoy

>>38646 left hand in kelpie right hand in nightmare cock in bicorn tongue in unicorn

>>38648 There is no unicorn in your scenario

>>38649 I wonder what are the dynamics of two Bicorns married to one guy.

>>38649 Well, as long as he doesn't pour his mana inside her it's fine, so him delivering oral to a unicorn wouldn't make her transform. >>38650 You get more room to your harem. Not as much as the first one though.

>>38646 Funny how kelpies are even lewder than bicorns. Bicorns have designs. Bicorns want to create exceptional lewdity. But kelpies? Kelpies want your hot seed the moment they can fleece you out of it.

>>38652 Kelpies are aggresive rapists that are in dire need of spanking correction and to be shamefully put into fishnets, so of course they would be excessively lewd. Bicorns love gathering lewdity. They are very lewd themselves, but they don't mind someone being lewder. I would say there is no need to put two bad bitches mares against eachother, but a Bicorn and a Kelpie competing to see who's lewder does sound very appealing.

hello thread. ive got a little while till i start work today so i will fill this time by thinking about abyssals. i would really like a black cat abyssal, but the jokes feel too obvious.

>>38653 Do kelpies wear fishnets the short way or the long way? Excuse me, I just thought about centaurs in body stockings and have to go take care of something.

>>38654 Abyssal horse when?

>>38654 How are cats abyssal anyway?

>>38653 >They are very lewd themselves, but they don't mind someone being lewder. >a Bicorn and a Kelpie competing to see who's lewder does sound very appealing. Sounds less like a competition and more like the Bicorn encouraging the Kelpie to go all out.

>>38654 I don't have cats, but I'd like to use this moment to say how much fun I had discovering the weirder side of MGE 5 years ago, starting with this Atlach-Nacha doujin

>>38655 I'd say they use them either on their legs only, up to their thighs, or a whole body stocking or fishnet. >>38658 I bet she'd go all out herself. The lewder the better after all.

>>38657 lovecraft had one that he named after a racial epithet, and also they just show up a bit in his works

>>38659 its weird, i love abyssals and the transformations, but i didnt like the transformation sequence in this. in the profiles its described as sudden, and id still be fine with it if it was like this, but id prefer it not be. theres like one panel of them being happy together and thats it, too. >>38657 im not a horse enjoyer at all but this'd be cool. maybe they force you to mount them at all times, becoming a kind of double centaur like thing with them in the normal centaur position and you riding their back? or maybe you just get attached to the bottom of them and fuck them constantly? not sure, making abyssals is hard.

>>38663 Yeah but that's not abyssal, that's just a cat with a funny name.

>>38665 >cat with a funny name.

You guys are really stupid. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abyssinian_cat They're Abyssinian cats.

>>38667 Ah yes, Abyssinia. The Kingdom of Prester John. I don't know what presting is, but I'm sure it involved a lot of belly-dancing snakes and other exotic things.

I'll link this here in case anyone else wants to download the old threads. >>38662

>>38665 but it could become an abyssal. maybe some kind of cat girl mimic that makes the tail and the ears and such with abyssal Stuff to infiltrate places and lower the guard of the man she wants. the tail could secretly be needle-tipped, and inject some kind of transformative venom. my idea for the transformation that they would inflict is a sort of forced unrealness that takes you out of real life and into the cat girl's dreams/perception. youre still you, but only she can ses you. she can change the nature of reality around you to bring about all sorts of lewd stuff, but generally she just has you fuck her while no one else is even capable of knowing its happening. you exist mostly in her head.

>>38657 Bast, the power of cats, and general Egyptology are all very intertwined into lovecraft stuff. If nothing else you could just copy Nyanlathotep from sucker for love but more MGE'd but you absolutely shouldn't because you would never be able to separate it from the obvious joke.

>>38670 There's a few displacer beast girl pics out there. Sounds kinda like what you want. She got 6 legs, tentacles, and is constantly under the effects of Displacement (hence the name), meaning you're gonna have a 50% miss chance on top having to hit her with an attack roll.

>>38637 Does kiki in french maid outfit also learn french? Does she learn french, Italian and polish cuisine? Can I drink wine with her? We need answer miss babayaga.

>>38673 Leave Baby Yoda out of this!

>>38657 They're great, overpowered and very friendly to cat enjoyer

>>38674 The mayor is not named like that? Fuggg what's her name?

>>38676 No, the Mayor is indeed Baba Yaga. That other anon was just miserably attempting to be funny.

>>38672 I'd love a displacer beastgirl but they definitely seem like one of those monsters that WotC/Hasbro would never allow. Frankly it's a small miracle gazers and illithids have gotten through.

>>38672 The second and third pic are exactly what I want to hug and pet while adventuring. She can protect my brain from insanity too

>>38672 a displacer beast would be a good template for it, good point. maybe they 'displace' you from reality in a way that makes their imagination the only place you can properly exist constantly without flicking in and out of being.

>>38681 Kinda like a phantom but more focused on pocket dimensions and creating the perfect love nest. Maybe they could even open some of those pocket dimensions to the real world for a few hours. For example you have a house pocket dimensions but also another with a workshop where you build wooden toys for children. Your wife and you would work on it and when a batch is ready, cut a dimensional rift and sell them on the market and poof out of existence at the end of the day( (no taxes, 'nuki keep crying)

>>38683 Better luck next time, mate.

>>38602 If you're too office-bound for adventuring, you can always just become a knight of pen and paper, destroyer of expense reports, master of the copy machine. And if you want, you can spec into IT Guy for that paladin flavor, make computers and servers start working as soon as you lay hands on the keyboard, or exorcise nasty bugs with a holy book and chants that only your fellow IT Guys understand.

>>38624 simple isn't necessarily stupid if a generic dragon wants a guy to hug her, there's a whole tsun tsun routine to precede it if a wurm wants a hug she hugs you it's blunt, direct and honest

>>38682 very similar to phantoms now that i think about it. since its an abyssal though, i do think it should look a little more sinister and unsettling to on-lookers. i for one would have no such happy toy workshop and would rathed be trapped in a haunted hospital with my insane wife forever, but having the ability to visit a coffee shop would be nice once in a while.

>>38687 To each their own, the toy workshop is one of my post wedding fantasy. It's true that I did not consider the spooky factor of a eldritch big four arms cat, can't be that scarry if I can hold her paws. Why a hospital?

>>38688 idk to be honest, i think its because ive been into the silent hill nurses since i was young. i also just dont really have any marriage fantasies because im not bothered about getting married and having kids, which i (justifiably, this is MGE after all) usually get shit for when i mention it. i want the hospital to be infested with countless lewd horrors that lurk the halls, each uniquely hot and terrifying in their own way. i also like the scent of rubbing alcohol.

>>38688 i would also like to say that i do find the workshop idea adorable and i do support your endevours wholeheartedly

>>38690 i support more buildings being haunted

Man i really need flayer therapy.

>>38693 theres little they cant fix, what troubles you?

>>38694 anon's unreasonable attraction to purple women, probably

>>38694 I'm going to a concert and i packed literally everything and anything i could possibly think of, except for the ticket.

>>38692 when i say haunted i dont so much mean ghosts and more monsters and monster girls. infested might be a better word. i do agree, though. at least 30% of occupied homes should be haunted, and all unoccupied homes too. >>38695 you managed to reply to that actual anon with a purple women addiction rather than the other one. it pleases me that my influence is spreading, though. soon this whole thread will be addicted to abyssals and the colour purple.

>>38695 That's an issue i don't want fixed. In fact, she is plenty welcome to exacerbate it.

>>38696 im not sure what miss flayer can do about that, but do you have a digital ticket? most modern concerts do them like that so you might have an email copy

>>38700 I was hoping she could help with my lack of attentiveness and overall forgetfulness. Stuff like that tends to happen to me too often.

>>38694 >handywoman flayer fixing things around the house hmm...

>>38645 Yes.

>>38704 Yes is not a number anon. What is the quantity of half equine women that thou requirest for the purposes of work, entertainment or pleasure?

>>38703 hmm...?

>>38705 >Yes is not a number anon. It can be! If we take "yes" as the logical truth value, that can be represented as 1 in Boolean.

>>38692 Ghost impregnation, how is that even supposed to work?

>>38708 >1 Dumb fake learncow. A boolean one also doesn't represent a number, it represents a binary answer to a binary question(Mostly true or false). As my question was not binary in nature, it is indeed not an appropriare answer, and least of all, a number.

>>38635 I do like sucky-sucky. How can they always tell?

>>38709 Anon Pneis in ghost vagoo.

>>38711 Listen up, fuckboi—just because VB 6 represents True as -1 doesn’t mean sane programming languages do. Everything in a computer is 0s and 1s and True is almost always represented that way. Shit, you can even represent a bunch of Booleans in a single Int, Long, etc. via bit manipulation. You make me sick!

>>38709 busting can make both of you feel good

>>38658 >Sounds less like a competition and more like the Bicorn encouraging the Kelpie to go all out. >Madam, remove my rape inhibitors! >You never had any, you homicidal spastic. Go get 'Im.

>>38715 >Everything in a computer is 1 and 0. We are talking about horses here, and that still doesn't make it sensible to answer 1 in a roundabout way by saying yes. > Shit, you can even represent a bunch of Booleans... I was asking for a number, not for a bunch of booleans. Nothing in that question is telling you to give me several yes or no answers. Sorry Miss Haku, but your knowledge is not applicable here. Now stop being a dork.

>>22339 Threadly reminder, there's currently an active CYOA in the catalog.

>>38722 Not much has happened yet, so there is still plenty of room for more people to join.

>>38723 We're arguing over shirts now lol

>>38725 The shirts are a key item so...

>>38692 I prefer the more tangible and dumb kind of undead

>>38725 Anon's learning how to barter and haggle against a Danuki, so it might go well, it might go sideways.

Dullahan are underappreciated.

>>38729 Bully the head, or bully the body?

>>38730 bodies bully you, so you have to bully the head while you can

>>38731 Team up with the head to bully the body

>>38732 sensations are probably transmitted so she will get DEEP smooching

>>38730 Bully the head by bullying the body. The body is hard to bully because it's into this. I find myself really warming up to the idea of a noble-minded monster with an easily exploitable weak point. Rereading the profile, I realized dullahan are basically jinko with heads that pop off to be used in convenient ways, and that sounds great. That they actually take their jobs seriously is also refreshing.

>>38728 They probably like it sideways

>>38738 Breath...

>>38740 fuck off fag

>Walk into living room. Hatter daughter loafing on sofa >Drinking tea >Reading her book >scratching her butt not realizing I'm watching >"Tiffany." >"Hmm?" >"It's your turn to do the vacuuming. I told you that this morning. You can't already be done." >"No, I'm not done." >"Why not?" >"Because I'm still doing it." >"You-" learned reaction to hatter bullshit kicks in "Ok, how is it then you are currently doing it while reading a book?" >She motions to floor with her head >Her hatless head >That's unusual >*BZZZ* >Speaking of unusual, you look down to see her hat drifting across the floor, on a journey to the opposite wall >*Thump* >It hits the wall >"What." >Te hat rotates 180 degrees >*BZZZ* >"It's cleaning the floor." >"Wha-I..." >*Thump* >It hits your foot >You pick it up and, inside, you can see the kitchen waste bin, as if viewing it from above >"Teleportation... with your hat?" >She sips her tea >"Yep." >"And telekenesis to make it move?" >... >She sips her tea >"Yep." >... >With a sigh, you put the crumb hungry hat back down, so it can resume it's dust-busting journey >*BZZZ* >*Thump* >"Fine. You know what? Fine. As long as the carpet's clean." You give her hair an affectionate ruffle "That's really clever, you know?" >She keeps reading her book, not reacting all that much to your compliment >You turn to leave and help wife with other chores >"Oh. Actually, Dad?" >"Hmm?" >She sips her tea >"It's a Shroomba."

>>38745 that's it you're fucking grounded

>>38745 After that ingenuity I can't be mad at the pun but her friends are a terrible influence. They're too young and female to make that kind of pun, that's my job as a dad.

>>38747 I knew cheshire was a bad influence. Banned from seeing purplekot.

sending my mamono daughters to be bad influences on your mamono daughters

>>38748 I will be her childhood friend, poor kot deserve better

>>38738 I need a Danuki or Mamizou koikatsu card

>>38727 I prefer the kind of undead that doesn't stink

dhampir kid trying to convince your malef daughter to reject her draconic heritage

>>38754 She's trying to make her feel dragon guilt? That's silly, dragons don't feel guilt. Or shame. We'll, except for ol' Wurmy, but making her understand that she did something wrong can be a challenge.

>>38745 >Kiki reads this post >Sits quietly for a minute, then reaches over to her early 20th century style rotary phone >Enters a number, waits for the other end to pick up >"Mizz Shog? Zere iz a fourth one."

>>38753 Rude, Zombies don't stink if you wash them properly and don't rot if you cum inside them often and properly, they start to regenerate instead

>>38753 Imagining the intelligent undead types reactions when their cold bodies get touched by warm hands gets me going, the Banshee's and Wight's pale skin looks especially soft and alluring.

>>38745 Kek, nice

>>38758 Now imagine how they feel when your warm lips touch theirs.

>>38756 These MinMon memes are getting out of hand. Things like the rape bucket challenge were tame, but then there's this shroomba challenge and that thing where you have to swallow a full tablespoon of powdered lamenting mushroom. Someone is going to get hurt. Namely the bratty hussies that keep automating cleaning. Hats are NOT a replacement for a broom!

>>38761 Yeah, the lower ones.

>>38763 If I put on a pair of cat ears and some halloween-tier batwings, can I be a MALE catbat?

>>38765 this would be a racist caricature and you would be punished by the entire manticore department of public image, and will likely be spitefully alped

>>38767 Are you saying that mamono would not appreciate a man who likes them so much he dresses up as them?

>>38768 dragons would, not sure about others

i want her to show me off to her other abyssal friends. i like to think abyssals universally find the transformations cute, no matter which. a gaunt who is soon to join a harem with a flayer would find her husband's squid form adorable, as a shoggoth would find an atlach's spider transformation cute. what im trying to say is i want to be passed around and pet

>>38769 >DragonCon >Anons in Dragon cosplay as far as the eye can see! >Basically the mamono equivalent of furries OK, ok, ok. This sounds a little fun, actually. I'm into this. A bunch of dorks (Anons) dressed up dorks (Dragons) and then the dragons being flattered and HORRIFIED at the same time.

>>38768 I don't think I'd like it if a mamono dressed up as me, personally

Oooooh, oooooh! Another one! >CHESHIRE CON >It's just a bunch of Anons in fursuits acting like cheshires >At least 20% of the people in fursuits are actually legit cheshires doing Cheshire Things Cheshily. Actually, fuck it, I'm gonna do a few of them. >Undead Con >A lot of these Anons are more in make-up than in outfits, but there's still a lot of costuming involved for wights, vamps, liches >A few weirdo anons dress as various Belmonts (nobody likes them) >Vamps and Wights are still trying to find a way to declare these cons illegal >Mushroom Con >Merged with at least 2 other conventions devoted to drugs >It's like 50% druggies, 50% mushrooms, 50% a really big wonderworm who showed up >This one actually IS illegal, but it's such a contamination zone they're impossible to stop once they get going. >Bug-a-Palooza (Defunct as of 5 years ago) >Raided by Beels and Devil Bugs, whose wings blacked out the sky >No Anons were seen again without wives >Sad Oomukades still bitching about it on chat boards to this day

>>38772 You don't think you'd like it if a mamono stole your shirt and wore it?

>>38774 that's different, that's just wearing my clothes dressing up as me would involve hiding nonhuman traits if there's a mamono out there in a wifebeater and no pants that's cool, but emulating my human maleness is unwanted in the same way fursuits and men in dresses are unwanted

>>38775 >if there's a mamono out there in a wifebeater and no pants that's cool, but emulating my human maleness is unwanted in the same way fursuits and men in dresses are unwanted Carl Brutananadilewski?

>>38775 you seem ill

>>38770 it would be fun till the cuteness aggression kicks in.

>>38773 So does Cheshire con become Alp con?

>>38779 No, that's Succubus Con.

Im pretty sure MGE Halloween is an actual thing

>>38781 it'd have plenty of sabbath funding and it doesn't take much convincing for monsters to wear slutty outfits

>>38782 and a perfect opportunity to infiltrate order territory for a night

>>38781 >>38782 Yeah. https://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/gallery/halloween_alice_text.htm Today is Halloween! Alice, dressed as a ghost and covered in a large cloth, also got a proper lesson from her friend, Imp, who said, "Today's the day to play pranks on the person you like and get some delicious treats♥ I'll teach you the most satisfying way♥" ♥ She played pranks and got pranked, and it seems she got plenty of candy♥ Alice, whose portrait I got to paint, was a girl I met by chance in town. I had only agreed to paint her portrait for an hour, but a little over an hour passed...and in the middle of drawing, she started playing trick-or-treat with her older brother. Alice's species has a habit of erasing her memory of sexual encounters, but when I asked her friend Imp later, she happily boasted to all her friends, "My older brother played with me all night long, and it was so much fun♥ I got lots of sweet, white candy♥" That's enough of the introduction. In fact, there is a celebration similar to Halloween in the world of Monster Girl Encyclopedia! Festivals and their meanings vary by region, but tonight I'd like to introduce you to Halloween in the Encyclopedia World! [Encyclopedia World Halloween ①] The most popular festival in the Encyclopedia World is the one hosted by a church that worships Hel, the goddess of life and death. Back in the days when monsters weren't monster girls, it was believed that at a certain time, dead humans would become ghosts and return to their families. The original meaning of the festival was to hold a ritual to prevent the spirits of lingering family members, as well as any demons or monsters that might jump on the bandwagon, from causing trouble. However, with monsters becoming monster girls and the nature of ghosts changing significantly, it has now become an entirely different festival. This festival is the one day a year when the goddess Hel's great magical power leaks out into the world, and many of the dead are resurrected as undead and return to the living. The living welcome the undead by dressing up as zombies, ghosts, and various other monsters to show their welcome, making it easier for the newly resurrected undead to return to their families and be welcomed as new lovers or wives. Therefore, when an unmarried man dresses up, it is a sign to the returning undead monster girls that he is ready to welcome them as his bride. If you go out at night in costume, you are sure to attract a beautiful undead. Also, for men who are already married, In the case of monster girls, dressing up as monster girls is meant to deepen the bond between husband and wife. "Trick or Treat" The husband should welcome his costumed wife and give her something delicious she desires. If he's not ready, it's customary for the wife to play a prank on her husband. ♥ [Halloween in the World of the Encyclopedia Part 2: Beasts] Among some monsters, this festival is known as "a time for husbands to dress up in costumes." Since all monster girls are female, it's customary for husbands to dress up as "male monsters of the same species," to mimic what it would be like if their wives had males of their own species. With both males and females of the same species gathered together, it's only natural that husband and wife will engage in sexual intercourse. Husbands are encouraged to be more proactive on this day, and wives often expect it, so Husbands who are constantly being raped, try to put in a little effort today. Furthermore, after the festival, a husband dressed up in costume reported, "My penis is acting up. It got incredibly hard that day and hasn't gone down since. I'm producing so much semen that it's filling my girlfriend's stomach..." "My wife has always loved my smell, but now it's making her melt just from the scent of it. She presses her face against my penis and sniffs it whenever she gets the chance." Such testimonies have led to speculation that this festival may involve some kind of ritualistic magical effect, a large-scale "ritual magic." [Halloween in the World Illustrated Encyclopedia 3: Zipangu Edition] In recent years, the festival described in 1 has spread to Zipangu, across the ocean, and a similar festival is said to be taking place. On this day, youkai dress up as Western monster girls, but normally, even devoted and husband-loving yokai turn into ferocious Western monster girls on this day, apparently enjoying unusual reverse rape with their husbands. In some regions, it's also a day to appease the god Inari and her attendants, who protect the country. These girls, who normally reside in sacred lands, dress up in costumes and visit towns, where they can casually approach men looking to take them home as spouses. It's also a festival that invites demons and Ushi-oni, who usually live in the mountains, to town for a day of drinking, singing, and having fun. New couples are formed, and even existing couples are soaked in the heat that they can do whatever they want, even have children. It's a festival to pray for fertility. So, tonight I've introduced you to Halloween in the world of illustrated books. On a night when you can dress up and become a different version of yourself, have lots of fun with a different bride or a different version of yourself!

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>>38785 Where are her pants?

>>38782 You normally have to convince them to dress modestly.

>>38786 Ripped.

>>38788 ripped them swashbuckling with a damphir

>>38745 >daughter makes dad jokes They grow up so fast....

>>38788 Surely she has enough money too buy new ones instead of going outside indecent like that.

>>38791 Huh? She's now more decent than she was when she was wearing pants.

>>38792 I don't undertand your logic, but go on.

>>38793 i think strike witches did that math on that one

>>38794 Why are the witches striking? What are their demands?

>>38762 >>38756 That night, at the local beer hall... >"Zhis is outraajuss! First, zere were ze clankers, and now iz ze shrooms! How long vill zese imposters keep popping up!" >"You're telling me! Two maid species is one thing, it's a healthy rivalry. Me and Kiki, you and Shog. But three, four? When will the non-Abyss induced madness end?" >"Vhat will come next? Greenvurm eating dust off ze floor and calling herself a groomba?" >The third party at the table cleared her throat. "Ah, yes, that groomba idea, how positively ridiculous! Especially that part about eating all that free, plentiful dust on the ground. Speaking of which, do any of you chaps know if dust is a vegetable? It's for a friend, you see." >The Kiki and Shog stared across the table at the stranger in silence before the purple slime maid hesitantly spoke. "You... do know that dust is mostly non-plant matter, right?" >The third party harrumphed, tweaking their bushy, artificial looking mustache and tilting their bowler hat with a talon in offense. "By jove, of course I do! Do you take me for a bloody idiot? Now, when you say non-plant matter, that is of course excluding the possibility of it being tasty, heavily dessicated fruit pulp, correct?" >"Akzually, dust is mostly minerals and occayzeenly hair." >"What!?! I bought this stupid mustache and hat just to spy on this meeting and I find out dust isn't even made of veggies or fruit? #@$& this !?&$, I'm outta this +)$?!@$ piece of !_#&"+\!" The Greenworm angrily hrew her disguise to the side and inched out of the bar, swearing like a particularly crude sailor the entire time. >"...Vell, at least ve do not need to worry about ze groombas."

>>38795 They want extra dessert and to stay up until 9:30 but their husbands/fathers/big brothers are holding firm.

Mamono Household Staffing Agency has a paperwork mixup and sends a kiki AND a shog to Anon's house. What shenanigans ensue?

>>38796 Wait until they hear about Akaname and Nureonago.

>>38798 It's like having two antiviruses on your computer. They rrip over eachother, break plates, start blaming the other and then nothing gets done, which ends up with inevitable rape correction from anon.

>Hire a kiki maid and non effective maid like a manticore maid or a chesh maid or any feline maid. >Let them bicker a little and rape punish who ever goes too far. >Rince and repeat ad vita eternam The state given manor would be lively and it's all that matter.

>>38803 This is a good plan, until they realize what you are doing, and then they start escalating things quicker and one up-ing the other to ger rape corrected.

>>38805 That's the idea until we reach a breaking point where have good talk and fuck and get along better. Still get back to old antic as a playful roleplay. Or maybe I'm wrong and it spiral out of control and I must rape correct 8 hours per day, I'm fine with that too, just need to buy a few mana cages

>>38806 >Or maybe I'm wrong and it spiral out of control Then you have to act like the man of the house and set hard boundaries. If your maids get too agressive then they don't get an, rape correction until they apologize to you and eachother. You set the rules and they follow.

>>38806 >and I must rape correct 8 hours per day, There's only so many hours in the day, so much time spent on a lay, you should have a life outside of fucking your wife.

>>38810 Better than wageslaving 8 hours a day tbqhwyf.

Or maybe you can achieve it like this.

>>38812 Well obviously but still Besides, eating raw mana isn't viable long term

Ocelomeh lich with heavy inspiration from Día de los muertos, painting her face and tainting her fur. An example of cold and collected attitude in public to an extreme. Sadly she still arbor that same facade in private, as she feels deeply alone. Extremely respected but also feared by her people. Her work is grim even if it's rewarding, the lack of lover slowly wear her down. Introduce anon, catching a nasty cold that he ignores for too long, slowly turning into pneumonia. Try to go to the doc but get teleported in MGE while on the road. He's in the middle of the jungle lost and the sickness get worse by the day. Ocelomeh lich looking for ingredients in the jungle, find anon half dead. Understand that he's from somewhere else, can't cure his condition, don't know how, choose to kill him/feed him lamenting shrooms? and bring him back to her temple to revive him. He's soul is weak and not use to magic. She has to use an old rituel, bonding her soul too him to reinforce it. It works but they must deal with the consequences of her magic. The daydream stop here for now, I don't know where it could go but I thought that it would interest some

>>38815 I know. I have more aspirations than just rawdogging the wife all day everyday, there are a lot of interesting and awe inspiring things to do in the MGE world. The stuff drom dragonia is quite nice, for example, and i hope KC writes another world guide someday. That being said, a long breeding session every once in a while is nice too.

>>38816 Sounds interesting, you could write a nice story out of this.

>>38810 In my mind it replaces my job but it's not very healthy and this >>38809 is the real solution

>>38818 If I weren't retarded esl, yes. I can try but i don't think that I will do it. Also it's copying a few other writefags and it's far from original.

>>38817 >there are a lot of interesting and awe inspiring things to do in the MGE world And addition of some quick sex with your waif only makes it better

>>38803 >newly hired manticore maid goes <"hehe I'm going to have so much fun molesting and raping him" >manticore, few months later:

>>38820 >If I weren't retarded esl, yes I'm a retarded ESL too and that hasn't stopped me from writing. Use a grammar tool or the built in stuff in word and that should be enough for 80% of mistakes. You get better at english by writing. Start now or you'll keep giving yorself that excuse every time you have a good idea. You've had interesting ideas before and never followed through because of that excuse >Also it's copying a few other writefags and it's far from original. Every work is derivative, whether or not you realize it. Other writefags get their ideas from other places too, hell, MGE fanfictions are derivative by nature. Your first story doesn't have to be a masterpiece, don't hold yourself to standards that other people have achieved only through hard work. No one is good overnight, now go make an Ao3 account and pour your soul into that story.

>>38820 No story is original the point is to just put enough spin and enough quality into it.

>>38823 >>38824 Ok, the real thing is that I'm lazy, everything else is an excuse. I will try but don't expect anything, feel like I said that a few times already, sorry.

>>38825 Nigga just write.

>>38826 >Nigga just write. Is this what happens when write fairy gets tired of your procrastination and you get a write hellwan instead?

>>38828 into the housekeeping once more. now armed with images of abyssals to make the day easier, and a little slimey.

>>38829 didnt mean to reply to the guy above me, mb

>>38826 Not him but for me it's the fact that I do my best thinking when I'm pacing but when I sit down to type it just flies away. I get bogged down in the minutia so whatever roll I was on while daydreaming is lost. My bursts of inspiration while seated only last long enough to fuel a greentext.

>>38829 >Slimey housekeeping Who let the shogs on the internet?

>>38832 i could be an abyssal psyop for all you know

>>38833 I'd let Miss Flayer operate on my psyche, if you know what i mean.

For me it's Zombie maids. They are not the fastest at their job but they always do their best.

Ogre maid can dust your ceiling and lift your bed with one hand to clean underneath with the other.

i feel like a fake abyssal enjoyer. i still like shogs a lot, but i dont like maids so that kind of sours them a bit for me. can a shog not be a maid?

>>38835 she works slow, but she never stops. that undead stamina is not to be underestimated. >>38836 i would hire her but i would give her better clothes, she looks uncomfy

>>38782 >mge

>>38839 Still trying with your autism?

>>38839 Yes, bro, we're talking about MGE in the thread explicitly titled MGE. >>38840 I don't think he's autistic, I think he's a narcissistic moron. This man could NEVER win the heart of a schedule dog.

>>38838 Her rough edges gives her charm, and so loose barbarian clothes fit her well. Need a barbarian maid dress really.

>>38842 MAKE HER DRESS LIKE A FANCY BUTLER

>>38843 With the tight suit pants that show off her hips and ass? Oh. oh dear.

>>38844 Also I bet she would be all blushy and annoyed, and I think that would be pretty cute.

>>38845 >Can I get yer anything anon? "Manners." >*sigh* >*clears throat* >*blushes* >*scratches cheek* >"W-would yer care for a hot drink or refreshment." *mumbles* "Master?"

>>38846 The only thing that could make this hotter is her getting so embarrassed that she just straight up rapes me on the spot. That's my goal with ANY sub mamono--get her to rape me. Lookin' at you, Miss Kiki. Hope you like polite conversations, a 40 hour work week, and living in your own apartment.

>>38847 >"Remember this next time you ask for more milk in your coffee, 'Master'. Fuckin' greedy idiot." <mmph >"Ye've just made more work for me you know? I've gotta look after you, make sure you can still get about with a shattered pelvis." <mmph... >"Oi. It's fine. We're even now. But next time you piss me off I'm gonna make you eat my arse. Got that, 'Master'?" <mmph. *Ogre hugs him closer* >"...It's a cute outfit though. Can't deny that."

Give me some drawing requests No lewd No gore No fetish

>>38848 what accent is this meant to be

All im saying is, you need to give them a chance. Please. My wife spawned 2 million ish yesterday and they've been fully grown since last week. Tempting images have been provided at their request. I don't get to be human if I don't at least try to spread the word.

>>38850 gruff english/scottish? idk.

>>38851 Fine, fine anon. Shill me the eldritch boog. What is she good for? What are her favorite date spots? And most importantly, does she like cuddling?

>>38853 >Favourite date spots: The web you will weave together, but otherwise she likes quiet places. Going on hikes, (2 legs or 8), remote beaches, etc. Although, she does prefer to stay home >What is she good for? MUTUAL venom play, something few monsters can boast. Of course, if you like tsunderes, shes already good, but they also never truely sweeten out. You will be pestered, bullied, and belittled into fuck her with all you have. You even get to watch her blush and shuffle when you just fuck her without coersion. They know theyre not popular, so finally meeting someone who wants them for them is a dream come true. Furthermore, as abyssals, they're practically guaranteed to be perfect for you. >Does she like cuddling? Just try to fuckin' stop her.

>>38850 need her to call me a wee fanny

>>38855 was meant for >>38852

>>38856 I'd let my ogre butler call me all sorts of things. If it ever gets too out of hand, I can placate her with horn rubs and realm beast bakes.

>>38854 >The web you will weave together Hmm, tell me more about it. Is it furniture, room, or home sized? What's its purpose? I honestly prefer indoors too, so that's not bad. Remote beaches do sound lovely. Nothing better than a being alone together watching the sunset while we lay in the warm sand. Also, what about the non sexual part of the relationship? What kind of hobbies does an eldritch spooder have?

>>38858 i cannot speak for the hobbies or homes of every individual spooder. theyre people, and vary a lot.

Hear me out—spinster cat lady Atlas Nacho.

>>38859 Uh oh, anon. Not convinced. I wasn't asking for a detailed description of a home, i was asking what that web was you mentioned and what is it used for. Is it some kind of furniture, like a bed. Is it an entire room, like a bedroom. Or do Atlach Nachas build entire homes out of silk. All of them perhaps? As for the hobbies, you could have given me some examples. Are there some eldritch spooder hobbies that only they can do? Special stuff only exclusive to them? Be careful with your next post, or no human form for you.

>>38835 A corpse trained and approved by baba Yaga must be quite something

>>38847 i do want ms kiki to go aggro on me

>>38863 Yeah, that’s the dream. Kikis would be S-tier if they were super rapey.

>>38864 I strongly disagree but I'm sure that an agressive kiki is rare but can be found

>>38865 there's a couple flavors of aggressive you got those balrog influenced kikis four fiends kiki and those extra fluffy winterstown kikis in the wilderness shack

>>38861 i've already earned my walking privileges, thank you very much. the wife wanted me to help our many, many, many, many daughters find a husband, because their lazy asses sure as shit arent looking. i may now attend the bi-weekly smash tournament.

>>38867 A shame. If only there was someone to talk about big purple spiders and their disastrous consequences for human kind...

>>38868 name one sin the committed

>>38869 Aside from not being real? Big purple spiders have led to the fall of many civilizations due to their sheer clingyness. Entire bloodlines have been lost to the abyss, never to be seen again in the surface and their tales remaining to the cobwebs of history.

Do not let dhampirs find out about Batman.

Dead

>>38870 i said 'sin'. this is not a sin this is an objective good.

How do i counter the blowjob gesture??? she joined the harem recently and its kind of unfair because the others cant do it as well. Its in a bunny suit, too. Its not fair on me or my other wives.

>>38849 a Satyros lady butler offering her Master's guests a selection of wines

>>38871 Are you sure you dont want them LARPing as caped crusaders? It could be cute. I'm sure theres at least one anon here who is a criminal mastermind, it'd be a match made in heaven.

>>38850 BIG mindflayer with small husband/squid.

>>38831 Sounds like you need a standing desk or maybe to play with dictation if you can bear the cringe of hearing your own story read aloud.

Do not let danukis find out about Bateman.

New strategy. Bury face so deep into pharoah's fat sweaty ass that her god voice is too muffled to affect me.

Why can't mamono deal with computers? Because only wizards can install software

>>38882 L2Linux

>>38883 If I carve "/sudo get pregnant" into an automaton, what happens?

>>38884 She "asks" you for your "password" and then executes the command.

>>38882 i always thought of gremlins as being able to code in most programming languages just out of pure instinct. they dont know why their shit works, but it does, and its cool. might explain why it goes wrong so often.

>>38875 You put your finger in the ring

>>38886 What you're describing is vibe coding and it's disgustingly bad BUT money efficient if you're penny scratching 'nuki who doesn't care about future, efficiency, debugging or support.

>>38849 Yeti hugs. Or any mamono hugging someone. There needs to be more hugs in the world.

>>38875 You should have her teach the gesture to your other wives so that they can all do it in unison.

>>38875 Whip it out

>>38849 Gazer on a surfboard

>>38888 i failed the fuck out of my programming classes back in high school, i apologise for bringing such blighted concepts here. here is a smile that could melt a frozen heart as compensation.

>>38890 >>38891 >>38887 You are all geniuses, thank you for your help. I will apply all of these at the same time, though i worry i will run out of fingers when things reach Critical Mass.

>>38894 That's the type of insanity that i'd expect from someone who's drank too much purple cool aid.

>>38893 Np, that's a nice smilling apo, do you have more?

>>38896 I have done nothing but ingest shog milk for 3 days >>38897 itd be a blessing to have more but unfortunately not.

>>38897 >>38898 I'm sure there is plenty in the gallery. Unless you mean a full on smile with closed eyes, that might be a bit rarer.

>>38899 a smile is a smile. i like my monsters happy, manic, obsessive, and slightly malicious

>>38900 How malicious? Hiding one of your shoes malicious, or toppling entire empires malicious?

>>38900 >slightly malicious It's all for your own good, even if she doesn't know it.

>>38899 I prefer that kind of smile (pic related) but this >>38901 is pure SEX

>>38903 wrong file but it works too

Anyone has good ochimusha art. The boorus have like, 5 between them both

>>38901 Something in between, but leaning towards the empire toppling. Kidnapping me, isolating me, that sort of thing. Not permanently, but she should be at least a little manipulative. >>38902 Its for OUR good. I trust her.

>>38905 have a gander at the art archive at the top of the thread

>>38907 Do people really don't know the nextcloud archive exists? Guess we have a lot of newbies here.

yeah but who's in your adventuring party?

>>38909 Just the hellhound, she won't let anybody else in.

>>38909 Mimic Rogue. She's on the run from the law, still wearing her prison uniform so you know she's good at picking locks

>>38909 >smol gote >beeeg gote >wine gote

>>38909 Three pixies, one rogue, one sorceress and one healer.

>>38909 just me and the werewolf barbarian with a revolving door of friends we meet along the way to do something stupid with and then part from if I'm forced to construct a full and balanced party it's me (knight), werewolf barbarian, raiju spellsword, lamia swordmaster, and cheshire thief it's a balanced party because we all have swords. we can't do anything right because the world itself is against us which is self-evident by the existence of flying opposition, it's not our fault, it's everything else's

>>38909 Salamander (lvl 1) Anubis (lvl 1) Amazon (lvl 1)

>>38909 >me male human brawler >her the female human mage >her the female human alchemist >her the female human musketeer I'm sure with our skills combined we can take down the monster's on that spooky evil castle resting on the mountain north of town.

>>38909 >Dark slime: Dark Knight (LVL 72) >Mindflayer: Psionic-Summoner (LVL 99) >Night Gaunt: Dark Knight (LVL 99) >Demon: Summoner-Paladin (LVL 95) >Saccophyte: Druid (LVL 70) >Claustrophyte: Enchantress (LVL 69) >Dark Angel: Assassin (LVL 99) >H'orc: Barbarian-Alchemist (LVL 60) >Wonderworm: Alchemist-Mage (LVL 49) >Youko: Samurai-Eromancer (LVL 98) >Kunoichi: Kunoichi-Eromancer (LVL 88) >Atlach-Nacha: Berserker (LVL 99) >Dark Mage: Dark Mage (LVL 93) >Me: Summoner-Mana Battery-Eldritch Thing (LVL 4) Its a big party and it keeps getting bigger whether I like it or not. We still need a bard, I guess. The mindflayer has gone beyond level 99 and it is scary but also very, very excited.

send him to the shrimping boat

>>38910 Maybe thats for the best? Not much can compare to a mana-gorged, enraged hellhound. >>38912 >Beeeeg goat i know what the other two are, which goat is this? >>38915 Any plans on leveling up? Or are you satisfied?

>>38920 probably krampus

>>38920 >i know what the other two are, which goat is this? Must be the Christmas goat.

>>38909 >Lv. 8 learncow monk >Lv. 6 bard eel >Lv. 12 sorcerer deem pretending to be a lv. 5 rogue >Lv. 2 sorcerer human acting as a lv. 15 tard wrangler

>>38920 >Any plans on leveling up? I would help them level up at their pace and have some nice low level adventures, despite being higher level than them >Or are you satisfied? As satisfied as a male party leader camping in the wilderness and sharing inn rooms with a group of little brown girls (very)

>>38925 i thought i recognised that mix

>>38919 I knew I never should have drank the purple soda...

>>38927 that's what you get for being shellfish

>>38928 Turns out what they say is true: shrimpin' ain't easy.

>>38909 arch-devil: warlock demon: dark mage loli fox: sword saintess lolibaba fox: priestess succubus: dark knight bicorn: heavy weapons specialist me: mana battery, squire, reloader/spotter

SEX SEX WITH SNAKES

>>38933 SNEX, you could say

>>38934 how is snuggling with such a soft creature supposed to fix how fucking hot it is outside y'know I guess that does solve the snake panties issue though

>>38933 feeling a powerful agreement with this sentiment right now imagine the coiling and the deep tongue kisses

>>38936 Would you let a snake kiss you?

>>38937 after some constriction foreplay

>>38938 Oooooh, sexy. Gonna put on some orange vests? ~Patch that pothole, Oniichan~!

Is MGC strictly a MGE thing or is it just sometimes associated with MGE?

>>38935 >how is snuggling with such a soft creature supposed to fix how fucking hot it is outside cold blooded

>>38940 It's generally post-portals MGE (unless you feel like imagining it as the modern world except the monsters have been here all along) and I can't remember any instance of it not being MGE related.

>>38940 the girls are viewed through the lens of mge

>>38937 I'd have no choice, but also yes. I bet sneks would be especially good kissers.

>>38946 Only one way to find out, Anon-kun! A double-blind study!

>>38947 Maybe when they open the FUCKING PORTALS.

>>38948 >Mamono keep opening portals >Some anonymous weirdo fucks them closed immediately >EVERY TIME >Nobody knows how he does it >Nobody knows why he does it >He just can't stop... FUCKING PORTALS

>>38672 >Displacement (hence the name), meaning you're gonna have a 50% miss chance on top having to hit her with an attack roll Yeah but displacement is just a visual thing of projecting images around them, not that they're phasing in and out of reality. They're more like an owlbear than a roper.

>>38950 that sounds really awkward when you're trying to put it in >miss >miss >miss

>>38646 That looks like it's from an Oltlo doujinshi

>>38941 that doesn't mean she's cold it just means she doesn't generate her own body heat if she's cuddling she's going to get warm from me and then become too hot to handle also she's got that bigass blanket around her so she's probably already warm >>38937 yes duh what kind of question even is this

>>38909 >me, as the Human Soldier, basically a fighter who uses mainly spears, shields and swords with worse offensive capability but with access to decent defensive stances and a higher carrying capacity >Goblin Trapper, uses crossbows and axes, sort of rangerish but with lower DPS and no taming skills, compensated for with a wide variety of traps and superior camp construction >Slime Nun, no offensive holy spells like a cleric and smaller mana pool, but can create consecrated consumables that are more cost efficient than healing potions >P'orc Raider, uses spears and shields like me, switches out the swords for axes instead. The muscle of the group as her class is discount Barbarian, somewhat worse in every aspect from the original aside from higher agility and the ability to mug enemies while in combat for additional drops We call ourselves "The Mooks"

>>38954 sounds more like Streets of Rogue characters than an RPG party

>>38955 I was thinking more along the lines of grid-based RPGs with some influence from mmorpgs like Ragnarok Online where some classes have more utility skills at the cost of less combat prowess, and the idea of a party composed of classes that would be dismissed as "NPC jobs" as opposed to traditional heroic roles like Fighters/Knights, Clerics, Barbarians, Rangers etc.

The portals have opened, and with them, magic now exists on Earth! You, Anon, have awakened....a Minor Magical Power! It isn't very strong- you're no Merlin, and you're certainly not doing DragonBall shenanigans, but it can be useful if you put your mind to it. And rumors say they're going to be complementary with the inherent magic your destined mamono wife can use.... So what's your Power?

if you give a manticore a manticure she's going to want some kisses too if you manticore a mantikiss she'll want some cuddles to go with them if you give a manticore a manticuddle next she'll want some mantikids if you

>>38957 Telekinesis/Mage Hand, now I can grope monster girls on the train without needing to be anywhere near them!

>>38957 wind magic, feed fires and maybe shoot lightning

>>38957 Telepathy. Being able to whisper into one party's brain will help with my wife's couples counselling.

>>38958 What's amantticure?

>>38959 That just beats the purpose of groping, doesn't it?

>>38957 create water. fresh, pure, revitalizing water. useable for drinking, cooking, baths, etc. the wife can add a little magic to heat it up or cool it down.

>>38957 Heal. >patch up fightermamono that get booboos or other clumsy energetic beastwomen that run into stuff and stub their toe/horns/pussy >disease eradication and performing miracles might cross one's path with a divine mamono, or get into trouble with a pale rider >can't cure sting/bite toxins sorry >combined with massage therapy or somesuch you can attract significant attention from older mamono who can't get over how young you make them feel >extra warm tingly handholding But what I really wanna know is if it hurts undead or not. Most likely all the rejuvenation magic goes straight to their womb and makes them more active.

>>38965 Heal would increase ovulation, arousal and lubrication for undead at the cost of also inflicting minor physical and mental disorientation. Thus, it has sexy effects while superficially appearing like you are weakening them.

>>38966 and so we have cracked the code of monster rock paper scissors: moth cleric dragonzombie

>>38957 I can't think of anything that sounds low level enough to fit this description and also is something I'm likely to get besides a finger lighter. maybe I'm underestimating the power allowance here frankly I would pick physicality over magic any day of the week regardless >complementary with the inherent magic your destined mamono wife can use.... assuming my hopes are met, that's not a whole lot honestly. the werewolf magic of being hotter and hornier under the full moon and biting human women into werewolves I guess minor energy enhancements on full moon nights makes sense, but that already happens anyway. I can never rest until I'm completely spent on them and my night runs always last longer full moons put me in a goodass mood

>>38909 Me : juggernaut My wife : rogue

>>38942 Mimics aren't MGE? Pretty sure they have an encyclopedia page

>>38970 he's shitposting

Does MGC have a "Leopards kissing people's faces" party? It should.

>>38975 I never thought Leopards would rape MY face

>>38975 snow ocelomeh or leopard are completely different?

>>38975 >>38978 >>38982 >more off topic posting MGE thread, retards. Not general monster girl thread >>33763

i might need to redo the sorter. again. the eldritch spiders have been on my brain latelly, tge only thing making me not like them as much as i do flayers and gaunts is that the transformation is too big. that, and the profile image puts me off but i must remember they CAN be thick as fuck.

>>38975 Well, you can always create one and help MGC become a parlamentary democracy instead of a one party rules system. We need balance.

>>38986 Anon has trully fallen to the purple side. We lost another one...

Good morning sirs, please redeem the deems

>>38989 Not to give in to the meme, but having your signature on a keychain is a bit too much.

>>38991 It's not actually there. I added it in post cause of the meme.

>>38999 should have added it in the contract part as signature, kek

>>38988 it just so happens that all the purple monsters feel like they were made to appeal to me specifically. i wont post the top of my tier list again but i will say theres more purple there than not

>>39000 Nah, the contract is to be signed by whoever the deem is marrying. Why would a deem hand you Skai's marriage contract?

>>39004 >anon tries to write down his signature >it always comes out as @Skai_art no matter how much he tries And thus, a new region of wonderland has come into existence

skai is cool

>>39007 it's all just memery in good spirit

>>39008 i know, i was just saying it because i think hes a cool dude

>>38950 True, Displacement's an illusion spell, but the idea here is the overall package is: >6 limbs >tentacles >cat >weird magic stuff And I think we can all agree that Displacer Beasts are a thousand times cooler than fucking Blink Dogs, and those bitches actually DO phase in/out of the Ethereal.

>>38953 Well, I am a totally normal human man who is just asking questions about mamono. Like this one: >What's your favorite color? See? Totally innocuous, normal questions that have no white or wrong answer.

Winter is coming. Time to start bulking up.

>>39011 Can't even ask those bitches what eggs they want without the situation turning very weird very fast, how a man is supposed to earn a living working at the local diner in MGC? smh

>>39010 I don't know about d&d, I just see cool cat with black fur and a lot fluffy bits to pet, nothing else matters

>>39014 Sith bait

>>39015 No. It's the only bad cat that I don't want. That thing was mistake

>>39017 Oooooooh, I get it. You're like this, then: https://files.catbox.moe/cksow6.png

>>39018 A white picture? I don't get it

>>38975 Are Jinkos allowed? >>38999 Good times, shame those other edits wouldn't have been easy to apply here.

Too hot, too tired, if only I could sleep with a cold purple snake

>>39021 Snakes aren't inherently cold, theyir temperature rises with the temperature of their enviroment. Like many ectotherms, they can't control their body temperature, so if it's too warm for you, it's even worse for them(depending on species). Most they can do is to go to a cool and shaded place. So, be careful the next time you open your fridge.

>>39022 Ok, total sun death, eternal moon must rise on the apophys's Kingdom

Too many anons are being radicalized towards purple.

>>39024 I'm not radicalized, I just like one purple. Painting my army purple and inhaling too much chemical fumes may have also contribute to this recent love for apo, the true ruler of the desert

>>39025 Oh wait, chesh are half purple so that's one and half favorite purple

>>39024 Sick skateboard moves are the way to attract a purple girl.

>>39024 Purple is a great color, but it's thanks to Demons and pale undead and ice girls. For reasons.

>>39024 while weak to purple, i am weaker to the eros color scheme

>>39028 Those are mostly blue, not purple. On the other hand, making a Demon blush should turn her purple at least temporarily.

>>39028 Blueberry and cream...

>>39024 im claiming at least partial responsibility. ive done nothing but purplepost and abysspost for the last eternity.

>>39031 yeah

All i'm saying is that the class of monsters who obsessively want your cock inside them and feel uncomfortable when youre not is kind of unbeatable.

>>39034 weird looking jubjub

>>39035 i like hands too much :( theyre still really good though

>>39034 <Fuck you, you fucking disgusting fuck! Stay away from me! Well okay Ms. Nacho, guess I'll go find a monster that wants me.

>>39037 i do think she would probably make me cry in practise, but in theory she is very hot

>>39030 The Demon nipples in that image indeed do have slighly more R than G, I checked. Although my headcanon is that it should be a little more purple than that.

I am gonna address a red oni as "strawberry".

>>39041 Don't be silly. She's obviously a cherry.

What submissive monster would be best if they were dominant? And which dominant monster would be best if they were submissive?

>>39043 >which dominant monster would be best if they were submissive Manticore, Malef, Apo and Ocelomeh This is extremely biased

>>39042 Just keep licking red onis until you find a strawberry. That is how I found my raspberry oni wife.

>>39043 >Sub —> Domme Kiki >Domme —> Sub Ushi

>>39043 >What submissive monster would be best if they were dominant? Kiki >And which dominant monster would be best if they were submissive? Manticore

>>39044 it may be biased but you're right. i never even considered submissive ocelomeh but i need her. >>39046 >>39048 ALSO correct. domme kiki is unbeatable. domme maids in general are, but kiki makes it better.

>>39043 >What submissive monster would be best if they were dominant? Tough to pick one, but a big strong Holstaur that expects full obedience from me would be amazing. >And which dominant monster would be best if they were submissive? Also hard to decide, but Griffon's one solid pick.

>>39043 >which dominant monster would be best if they were submissive? Malefs, Hellhounds, Amazons, Apophises They don't need to be full subs, just sufficiently tameable.

>>39044 >>39049 >Ocelomeh This one is pretty good too, urge to colonize rising

>>39043 I like submissive somewhat tsundere succs. The though of them being extremely embarrassed trying to seduce someone is just great.

>>39053 >>39049 We all want a good lapcat, especially if she was an apex predator before

>>39055 i've never gotten the appeal of the whole making them not domiant anymore, like surely if you want a dominant girl you want them to stay that way?

Malef you rat! You weren't using your breath to bake cookies, you were heating up my keys to give me the ol' spicy keychain!

>>39056 She stays dominant but with others and respect you as her "superior", basically powerfantasy.

>>39056 For me it's them trying and failing to be dominant, because that's cute as shit.

>>39043 >What submissive monster would be best if they were dominant? Any kind of shy, repressed mg. My pick is flashing red to cows >And which dominant monster would be best if they were submissive? MERE is an enduring meme for a reason

>>39059 Oh, the gap moe i get, i just don't like the idea of making them submit. >>39058 buuuut this does make sense. i don't relate, but i get it now.

>>38786 Pants are for squares

>>39062 Is that why they call him Spongebob Squarepants?

>>39041 Red Oni named "Ichigo"

>>39024 purples fine. a few of my favorites have purple hair, but aren't themselves purple. none of the true grape women are up there purple is the color of sexy women though. clothes, hair, etc

>visit Dog Town >forget you have a chocolate bar in your pocket >get caught during a "random" check >sent to jail for smuggling in prohibited substances

>Visit dog town >Get caught with illegal chocolate bar >sent to jail >take off shoe >Tempt guard from in my cell by tossing it back and forth >massive 7' tall hellhound musclebeast >throw it out the window >she busts through cell and wall to obtain shoe >do a 360 and run away

Eldritch mamonos are gaining a lot of ground in that thread, I can hear the tentacles in the walls

>>39069 its only natural, theyre the best.

>visit dog town >use pixie dust to avoid dog border control by shrinking through a gap in the fence >eat chocolate bar in peace within dog town as act of defiance >get sat on by hellhound guard off duty

>Visit dog town >See lots of holes dug everywhere, mostly near fences >Bury chocolate bar to keep it safe >Arrested for illegal hole filling >Sent to dog town jail >Sentenced to mandatory hole filling

>>39074 I used to dig holes, then a Salamander bit me.

>Dodge Salamander's ultimate attack >Dazed and drained, she starts fawning over you, ready to admit you are superior >nobody's ever dodged that attack >you must be the one >"That attack was so slow they should call you Sallymeander" >"Huh?" >Salamander staggers to her feet >The dwindling ember on her tail reignites into a ferocious blaze >Flaming death in her eyes as she redraws her sword >"What did you just call me?" SALLYMEANDER THE SCORNED : 99999999HP secret boss phase unlocked for being dishonorable. watch out for her facesit pin - that's an instant kill.

>>39076 shouldve dodged retard

>>39075 I want to dig Troll hole

>>39056 Yeah something like >>39058 Also "outfucking the smug brat" and "earning respect from unruly daughterwife" type of scenarios.

>>39076 I'll just beat her again and call her SLOWlameander

Take me to snurch.

>>39092 >go to slug town >get massage >full body sticky slug back massage >decide to live in slug town

>>39010 It's not hard to be better than blink dog All of the other OG D&D monsters are better than that mediocrity. Even a remorhaz or xorn are cooler

>>39093 i'd help out ms tritonia from time to time

>introduce dragon gf to pet bearded dragon >"This pitiful creature is what passes for a dragon in your world?" >"...well I suppose it is... rather cute..."

ms rata brings you a message from god, but it's up to you to interpret its meaning

If she asks you to do something, you must do it, because she's rap rata, and she's the boss.

>>39098 >she's rap rata I'll believe her when I hear her rhyme to the beat.

>>39097 She sells doors for a living?

>>39097 I think god is telling me to staple squirrels.

>>39098 Anal the ratas

>>39101 You're going to need a lot of peanut butter.

>>39068 >Escape from Dog Town jail using the good old "shoe through the jail window" method >Go home to lay low until the heat cools down >Enter door and go to bedroom >Don't recall turning the lights off when I left though >Walk over to lampshade to switch it on >Turn around afterwards, amazonesque hellhound guard standing in between me and the door with my shoe in hand >She brings it up to her nose and takes a DEEP whiff, shudders, then looks back at me >"YOUR FEET. TAKE THEM OUT. NOW."

>>39104 MERE TRAINED DOGGY

ok but what if i want to huff hellhound paws?

>>39107 you kissa da beans

>>39108 What's the italian equivalent of a Hellhound?

>>39109 The Pawpal states

>>39109 probably just a hellhound that's italian

>>39109 a hellhound with a mustache

sniffing spicy hellhound paw mofu until she calls me a degenerate foot (paw) fetishist

>>39107 >>39114 It's more of an inevitability really.

>>39109 I don't know, but Roman wolves are good momsters.

>>39116 just don't ask them what age they stop breastfeeding their husbandson at

>>39117 Stop?

>>39115 >Sleepraped by hellhound >Cuddling you so tight you go under her when she turns in her sleep >So heavy you can't move her off >Face smushed between heavy ash-coloured breasts, elsewhere if you're unlucky >Chest fluff on one half of face, sweaty hound cleavage on the other >Concentrated hellhound pheromones (dog stink), soft warmth and tight embrace leave you painfully errect >Twitching. Dribbling. Spasming on the brink ready to blow. >Something she relieve by total accident, rubbing you between her meaty hound thighs while she tosses in her sleep >Tense into her body and let out a muffled gasp >Vision swims charcoal >Paint her legs and crotch with your seed >Evidence that won't go away, and when she wakes, she will probably bully you for it >In for a penny in for a pound, you start huffing and sniffing and coating your lungs with her scent >Like magic, you're hard again, and already rutting at her thighs >Amazing she can sleep through it >Stupid dumb sleepy hound

>>39109 A hellahounda

>>39122 Sweet Anon puts jelly on her.

>>39120 the fate of all who visit dogtown unawares

>>39124 it's important to do your due diligence before entering gimmick towns

>>39125 Man, I went to Tech Town and got severe burns and blood loss from a Gremlin lawn mower explosion. Why are you guys getting sex?

>>39115 The one creature capable of making it harder to get out of bad than the alluring warmth of the blanket monster herself.

>>39017 >>39018 >>39019 My bad! Didn't realize that broke and have been at work all day. Here's my stupid joke after a long delay! https://files.catbox.moe/a3w4d9.jpg

gremlin-made gremlin oppai mousepad (it's huge but she's flat as a board)

>>39109 Imagine the frenetic paw gestures she makes when talking

>>39132 >It's actually a nice mousepad >She just put her face in it because she wants you to think of her all day She could never say it but it's actually kind of sweet. She also molded a joystick after your dick but you don't think that one has the same sentiment.

>>39135 >Miss Grem's jukes when playing flight sims make you wince every time you see her make them >Also, who still plays FLIGHT sims?

>>39136 >Angry Anubis noises >Angry Jubjub noises (they're too voluptuous too fly normally and they pay Miss Gremlin to model their joysticks after their husband's dick)

>>39132 ok but when will it explode?

>>39138 It's a mousepad from a gremlin, not a pager from a tanuki. He'll be fine, not everything ex

brain too full of thoughts of hot demon ass

>>39141 What about deem upskirt?

>>39141 Mine is full of cold purple snake boobs

>>39120 A beautifully efficient machine rape machine. Even when you're doing it to her, it's actually still her making you do it. The perfect beast.

Are the collar mandates still active in Dog Town? I don't want to get harassed at the border again.

>>39147 It is mandated that the freaks be on a leash yes.

dog town sounds scary... I'm going to catland

>>39149 Catland is cozy, slow and free, an utopia where everyone is equal and work for the greater good unlike the dreadful dystopian police state of dog town

>WE. HAVE. THE. MUNITIONS. TO. REMOVE. THE. THREAT. >REMOVE. MY. SAFETY.

>>39151 It's a just a danuki saleswoman, please calm down.

>>39150 You must understand, the rules are there for your safety! Now, come here and let big sis give you a headpat for being a good boy.

>>39153 Your hellhound can talk?

Why are skeletons unpopular here? The other undead seem to get a lot more love.

housekeeping once more, this time without the ability to hear in my left ear. its probably an actual medical issue and i am seeing my doctor later, but i will for now pretend a mindflayer has her tentacle in my ear and shes making me panic because she thinks its cute

>>39150 >dystopian dog girl-ran police state please, god

>>39156 I can imagine creating a family with a pale big titty woman. Something I can't say about A FUCKING ANIMATED SKELETON

>>39159 What if you had a girl who was like part girl and part skeleton?

>>39157 If a mindflayer inserted her tentacle in your ear and you can't hear from that side, it means she fucked up somehow. She's currently panicking and calling every Unicorn nearby, about to cry just thinking about not being able to whisper gentle words of encouragement and love to you.

>>39154 Nyannerwoman will protect me

>>39159 You can have plenty of children with a skeleton. Best of all, they have a wicked sense of humor. >>39160 Well, the MGE skelleton IS part bone part synthetic being. Something similar to a golem. You can breed them plenty.

>>39160 Every girl is already like that >inb4 slime/mollusc fags

>>39151 >for god's sake - robowaifu, reduce volume to indoor voice >ACCEpted. >okay robowaifu, safety off >[BROOOOOOONK] AUTHENTICATION! ERROR! ADMINISTRATOR. CREDENTIALS. REQUIRED. DEPOSIT. GENOME. IMMEDIATELY. [jet engine noises as pussy module spins up] you can't take these things anywhere

>>39161 i hope them unicorns get here soon then, i need two ears to listen to my wife properly

>>39166 the sloshing noises would be appreciated

>>39165 You can just give her a kiss and she can analyze your genome that way. If your automaton is acting up like that, maybe take a look to her diagnostics.

>>39167 Now I'm imagining a big titty centaur walking on a cobbled road >clop clop clop >slosh slosh slosh

I still find it weird that people here think about sloshing sounds when those sounds are cause by a container being not filled completely and having air inside.

>>39170 If the cow is full of milk, then you have failed your job.

>>39169 i meant sloshing noises in my ears from the aforementioned mindflayer deafening me with a tentacle in the left ear but i support your endevours

>>39152 >danuki saleswoman <PASSKEY. ACCEPTED. LETHAL. FORCE. AUTHORIZED.

i like danukis. me and danuki against the world.

>>39174 Monopoly man pls

>>39175 im actually in debt to her with 100000000000000 lovebux (fake money we use in the bedroom) and I have to work it off by being the little spoon, massaging her feet after work and cooking with her.

kot sex on friday night?

>>39165 Honestly, this sounds like the ideal automaton. I like a woman who can protect me AND who has a terrifying jet engine vagina.

>>39176 finally: good findom

>>39171 Sure, but there's not going to be any air inside breasts, whether they are empty or full, so no sloshing.

>>39180 Ugh, get out with your hatred of joy. Huge boobs should make noises. >Sloshing for normal walking >Bouncing sounds when running >AWOOOOOOGA alarm when squeezed This is just boobology 101, man.

>>39181 Huge boobs should be silent killers. No bouncing, no sloshing, just the sound of anon being smothered and suckling. Anything else is Boogie levels of cartoonish, and thus reserved for clowns.

>>39182 I BAN YOU TO THE SABBATH OF PRATFALLS AND NAILS ON CHALKBOARDS

>>39177 kot sex on friday night to celebrate upcoming caturday kot sex on saturday to celebrate caturday kot sex on sunday to celebrate caturday in 6 days kot sex on monday to celebrate caturday in 5 days kot sex on tueseday to celebrate caturday in 4 days kot sex on wednesday to celebrate caturday in 3 days kot sex on thursday to celebrate caturday in 2 days

>>39183 I speak nothing but the truth. Big boobs have presence. They have aura. The only type of man that needs anything else but their softness and radiating heat to enjoy them is one who hasn't matured enough to know the pleasures of of the milktrucks.

>>39182 firm agree. tits are weapons of war, not clumsy instruments.

>>39179 I don't normally like findom but make it fun fake money and i will wageslave (kiss and do nice things for her) to earn nukibucks that I can then spend on good (tits) and services (facesitting), or I'll take on huge amounts of nukibucks debt which I must pay off by taking her on a date every week.

>>39156 they need a little more fleshing out

>>39156 They're basically bone golems, they don't stand out if you're interested in golems in general. >>39160 Hard to say no to a superheroine.

>>39188 That just beats the point of a skeleton girl doesn't it? It just turns them into a zombie. Guess the boney girls are too niche of an interest. >>39190 >bone golems But bone golems are COOL. Imagine all the stuff she can do.

>"Hey anon, you wanna see where I buried this awesome bone I found?" There is a 50% chance this is an innuendo, and a 50% chance this is an actual bone she buried in dirt.

>>39191 >Imagine all the stuff she can do. What can she do that brick girl or metal girl can't? >>39193 I'm curious how cool it must be if it's an actual bone.

>>39193 >eating some chicken wings by yourself >hellhound walks up and looks at the discarded basket of bones >hey dude you going to finish that? >uhh... >she grabs a handful and shoves them in her mouth >CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH >anon blushes at the indirect kissu while she mindlessly chews away she doesn't really strike me as having leftovers very often

>>39195 Bone matter is alive, which means she can grow and modify her body like a living being. No need for extra materials or expensive upgrades, all she needs is love and mana. She's an undead, which means she can use bones from other creatures to expand and modify her body as well. If you give her a foxes bones she can grow fox ears too. She's self repairing, and she can also easily control her limbs with her soul. You can use her main body like an onahole while her limbs cook for example. She's very versatile. She's also very resistant to blunt force trauma, which is a pretty cool perk if you want to take her into combat.

>>39197 i get the spirit of it but ears are a really funny example to use for a bone construct

>>39198 why did an age meter just show up in the top left hand corner of my vision

>>39199 don't worry about it

>>39159 Soft pale lady = sex

>>39181 >put ear up to boob >start hearing sounds of the ocean maybe this is too much milk

>>39202 You do not deserve a milky lass.

>>39198 Why not? Cute fox ears on a skeleton just make them even more moe.

>>39182 thank you for posting a kunoichi i think theyre highly underated. theyre also purple, which means she fits in.

>>39204 but if you want a big lady made of cartilage you get a shark so like a dogfish or tiger shark if you want the fluffy ears

do sharks have butts?

everybody's letting hellhounds give dog town a bad name, but all other dogs are good girls. except cu sith

>>39209 I wouldn't go that far. Cu siths are good girls, i just don't find them particularly attractive.

>>39206 What?

>>39211 there's not a lot of bone in fox ears at least the showy bits

>>39212 The whole fox ears thing comes from a QnA from K.C <(...)Is it possible to substitute other people's bones for parts that are missing?(...) >Worst case scenario, you can mix animal bones. They might grow kemonomimi ears or tails or something, but they don't care! (...) Implying if you use animal bones on a Skeleton they'll grow the fluffy bits because of it.

>>39213 sure, but when i think of unique bone structures to implement my first thought isn't ears

>>39213 bolting titanium plates to skeletons to see what happens

how big is too big?

>>39214 I did also mention extra arms and other limbs if cute ears aren't your thing. >>39215 If she doesn't reject the impkant or get infected, not much.

>>39216 Anon's height x2

>>39216 >wife is 100 feet am I cooked?

For strictly scientific reasons, I am interested in comparing the taste of sweat of differently colored oni's (ogres included). Fresh samples need to be acquired.

>>39198 I'm in danger! No, don't rescue me!

>>39221 it's a real hassle when you're trying to get raped but a gallant dhampir keeps "rescuing" you

>>39216 As big as you are comfortable with.

>>39222 You should reward her with sex.

>>39220 What variables are you controlling for? Cause of sweat (sex, exercise, nerves, high humidity/temperature) Drunkenness (oni sweat may taste different when she is drunk) Region of sweat (tits, abs, feet, pits, pussy, butt) What hypothesis are you making before you go licking big colourful girls?

You should marry and have babies with hebi

miss flayer has removed her tentacle from my ear, i can hear again

>>39226 I'll marry her but i'm not giving her any children, i dont want them

>>39226 what are the benefits?

>>39229 If you don't want them, why not give them to her?

>>39224 i don't know, she kind of ruined the mood

>>39226 I don't think I should do that

>>39204 Tail would be more appropriate.