>>58273 The problem with Kiki is that you expect her to be polite and proper even in a rape scenario but if you keep being dense long enough to deplete her patience, it's very likely that an angry Slav woman will actually shove a bottle of vodka in your mouth and then perform a flawless slavsquat on your dick, mamono or not. I would like to see a Kikimora try to politely rape me though. What does that even entail? Perfumed letter informing you of impending rape? Extra fancy pillows on your bed? Asking for CONSENT??

>>58274 >>58275 I'm torn, On one hand, getting violated by a frustrated Kiki would be extremely hot. On the other hand, that would happen because I don't have it in me to be the one doing the first move, so she'd be disappointed her mastah is a wimp. Now that I think about it, getting called a pussy by a Kiki would be hot too, but also a reason to be ashamed when she means it.

>>58289 If my Kiki can't get with the program, she's not really *MY* Kiki. Pic related--it's ideal kiki behavior.

>>58288 >What does that even entail One evening, kikimora just ambushes you in a hallway. She takes your hand, tells you there's an urgent matter that you need to attend to and confidently leads you into the bedroom. She locks the door and says >Apologies for this sudden interruption, but this matter simply cannot be delayed any longer. I would be a terrible servant if I simply let frustrations pent up without doing anything about it, so, for the sake of both yours and mine physical and mental health, I will take the initiative. Master, I will be sexually violating you now. Please do not resist and relax.

>>58293 With a kitchen knife, right? It's not authentic kiki rape without a melee weapon.

>>58289 One of the defining characteristics of kiki is that she's a good and attentive maid. She would notice if you just stonewall her to get a rise out of her, and will eventually act accordingly, i.e. just pin you down and ride you ruthlessly with a stern expression on her face, telling you that you're a nasty, evil master who needs to be taught how to be thankful to his maid and how these lessons will be repeated at her leisure without any warnings until she is certain you've learned your lesson. On the other hand, if you just can't make that first step, she'd be much kinder and gentler, embracing you and telling you it's fine and she'll take care of everything and how she's certain you'll get more assertive in the future because you're her master and she loves you.

>>58294 The entire knife set plus a mallet for extra authenticity.

>>58296 You can't see it, but I have heart eyes right now.

>>58298 >Kiki sighs >"Let's start with the basics and work our way to proper rape from there, shall we?" >Thus begins the training arc

So how is everyone's writing doing? Hopefully everyone has moved onto the writing phase and is at least close to getting their Ao3 account.

I'm scared that chesh and hellhound will realise that I'm playing them against each other. A united front would be the end of me. Seriously, do NOT LET THEM TEAM UP. DO NOT LET IT HAPPEN. I DO NOT WANT TO BE TAGTEAMED BY A CHESH AND A HELLHOUND.

>>58304 You need to stop being tsun.

>>58305 Maybe he just isn’t being tsun enough? Like, he needs to step up 2 the streets to get that double teaming he needs.

>>58305 It’s not tsun to desire an unshattered pelvis and an unmemed soul.

>>58304 Have you try to found a husband for them?

I see the Tsundere defense unit is in full force. You need to be more clear with your feelings anon.

>>58307 That is some rookie bullshit tsun behavior. You need a training montage with Miss Dragon to up those skills.

>>58302 5.2k words in. Tomorrow is the last uni related thing I have left for 2025 and I'll be able to go freely ahead after that. A little worried my 1st person narrator is going to annoy people with his rambling, but I'm confident he'll convince the readers that Ittan-Momen can be amazing

>>58309 But what if they actually hate me? No, we must be stone cold

>>58304 we are well and truly fucked once monsters figure out cooperation instead of competition

>>58305 >to stop being tsun >Tsun is a Nord hero who is described as the ancient god of trials against adversity in the Nordic pantheon. Anon is not being Tsun enough, he needs to test mamonos further

>>58313 Eh, competitive rape, cooperative rape, what's even the difference. Either way you're getting wrung out.

>>58315 >competitive rape, cooperative rape, I've heard that pyrows are into ranked rape with seasonal battle passes

>>58316 Pyrows should stop ruining their dopamine receptors with FOMO bullshit a husband is always there once you've got him

>>58317 it's a fierce battle for that #1 dad mug

>>58309 But I want her to tear through my paper-thin tsun exterior, that's half the fun.

>>58316 They all swarm to those FOTM streamer bullshit games >Shoot (in me), I'm friendly! >Shoot (in me), I'm friendly! >Shoot (in me), I'm friendly!

>>58316 bet they also complain about hellhound being tryhards, they even made a word for them: tryhounds.

>>58317 But limited prestige outfits... And stickers... Pyrow-chan will LITERALLY die frfr ong without them...

>>58323 >nipple pasties prestige stickers Do want

>>58259 I don't think they'd like that anon, can't have their personal property be miserable and sad. I think they'd do whatever it takes to cheer you up

>>58304 What if they do the fusion dance?

>>58327 double pregnant

>>58326 It's the perfect boytoy why would they need more?

>>58330 Why are you talking back? I don't think you're gonna get the treatment you want.

>>58331 What are you talking about?

>>58331 >Why are you talking back? Is this what you hear from your dommy wife?

>>58333 My submissive mamono would beat up your dommy mommy, dude.

>>58331 Are those menaces? I've never seen anything as gay as this

>>58327 She's combined the idiocy of the hound with the bad decision making of the cheshire.

Need trad Wurm wife

>>58340 But trad in which traditions, yours or hers?

The traditions of wurm are many and numerous. There are a great many wurm traditions, which I shall elucidate now. A voluminous amount of traditons. Several traditions, in fact, not just one. It would be incorrect to boil wurmist lore into a single field. Short sighted, as it happens, to presume wurmysticism has only one strand.

>>58328 Is that a victory for them or you anon?

Which village would you rather wake up in, Amazon, or Dark elf? I think I'd go with dark elf

>>58346 Dark Elf village, chocolate elves are pure sex and potentially breaking the incest taboo is exciting

>>58345 It's a ficktory for love. Love wins.

>>58346 >wake up in the dark elf village >Do Colombus Style swindling on them >Convince them to let me go and bring with me a couple of slave-wives. >Profit

>>58347 Based. Although I ignore the incest stuff personally. I feel like it goes against the current canon >>58349 Anon I feel like it would not go that way, especially with how valuable a man from a different world would be. You'd probably be a prize for the strongest elite delves