>>57114 Oh i get it! It's Black Friday.

>>57114 black friday was always a dumb attempt to import american consumerism here, the deals aren't even good!

It's a bug thread! Post your favorite bug.

>>57117 Centipedes? In MY bed?

>>57118 Someday anon, someday.

It's Friday! do your best at work today anon and you'll get to spend some nice quality time with your auntster

One day your automaton wife will download gyaru.exe and she'll gahaha you into submission. One day.

>>57124 Joke's on her, she can't run .exe's without administrator privileges.

>>57123 Imagine innocently asking your Auntster if she wants to be your Horizontal Tango partner for dancing class.

>>57117 Must coo at the kuu.

>>57127 I bet Danukis are pretty good dancers

>>57127 Tango is a high skinship intensity dance, I bet monsters love it

>>57130 >>57131 I bet monsters would invent their own dances, or have to modify the existent ones. Like with a danuki, the tail is probably going to get in the way, but it can also be used to flourish and embellish. I'd love to think about how different species would have different dances that highlight their special features. Titanias have areal dances, undead have slow, sensual movements, etc.

>>57132 Cat. I'm a kitty cat. And I dance, dance, dance, And I dance, dance, dance. Spare me your horny dancing nonsense. Mamono would CORNER the market on stupid meme dances and I await this moment with great anticipation!

>>57133 >spare me your horny dancing nonsense Not everyone is mentally handicapped like you anon. Your whole steering the conversation away every single time anything sexual comes up by saying something stupid is getting tiring.

>>57134 NTA but leave your witch hunts on 4chan, we don't need anti-frog schizo 2.0

>>57135 This isn't a witch hunt. i'm just telling him to shut the fuck up if he doesn't like the topic.

Jeez, most of my posts are stupid jokes. I don't THINK they're intended to block the hornier content, but in any case they're not intended to cause drama / short circuit discussion. Y'all do whatchalike.

>>57136 NTA but I think he just tried to make a joke. Since Monday, they're a lot of hostility

>>57137 >don't THINK they're intended to block the hornier content >spare me your horny dancing nonsense Maybe you should pay attention to what you say.

>>57140 Anon I'm autistic as fuck and even I can see he was joking with the spare me part and that it was not literal. You really need a therapy autism dog.

>>57141 It gets tiring, this isn't the first time there is some general discussion and he goes: >NO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS WE TALK ABOUT THIS OTHER THING NOW GIVE ME ATTENTION

>>57130 I want a poledancing danuki from the desert kingdoms

>>57141 Anubis therapy dog draining my stress skillfully using her anus

>>57132 As a South American third worlder I bet normal dances for monsters would be exactly like the ones we have here on TV shows in which pretty much both participants end up naked, for example: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ehwzG6FeMpc&list=PLy2HQHmTsy_jN4RzPn2sR7sDft6YmyZ6H&index=1&pp=iAQB

>>57142 Then hide his post, you can even hide all its replies too in one click. Don't try to turn this place into another /monster/ with autismos policing the threads and heckling anons on how they conduct themselves, that sure as hell did not benefit them.

>>57145 As a fellow southamerican 3rd worlder i have to say that looks too impractical and theatrical to be anything else but a show. Sexy dancing would be a thing, but we also have more normal stuff over here that doesn't need coreography in advance to function. I bet monsters would like Reguetón.

>>57093 >Hey writefags, how do you guys write smut? I'm on the smut version of my eros core story but I feel like I'm blundering around in the dark. Please help My advice is simple: Write what YOU think is hot. <What would YOU want an eros core to do to you? <What are YOUR fetishes / kinks / etc. This is just the porn version of "Write what you know." If you're not into foot stuff, it'll always be harder to write foot stuff. Yeah, people might see that "This is clearly the author's fetish," but who cares? Lotta guys like cores. And a lot of guys like eros mamono. It's not gonna lock you out of an audience the same way that 30 pages of "NTR-adjacent bicorn-led all-wife lesbian action with Anon in the cuck chair" would.

>>57155 >What would YOU want an eros core to do NTA but a lot of things, dancing included

>>57157 Ah, the eternal conundrum of the cat lover. >A seductive manticore could hold you close with her tail on slow songs. >A dorky manticore could wreck up a dance floor with a tail that flails around spining people in her excitement during fast songs.

>>57159 Getting slam by a giant cat's tail would be bad, a giant cat's tail with aphrodisiac barbs would be really really bad

Now is the time to start thawing your Apophis for the holiday season

>>57161 >start thawing Not start RAWING? If your Apo-waifo is not Apo-Preggo by Yule-o Tide-o, then you are a fail-o hubb-o.

>>57161 Wish we could thaw apopsicles every december instead of Mariah Carey.

>>57153 shitposter on shitposter violence, thats the short story

we should do something fun, how about some costume design?

>>57165 Whomst are we designing it for?

>>57165 More monsters in firefighter, ambulance and police getup.

>>57161 >Be really sick >Visit his apo friend to help warm up >Apo distressed by anon's fever >Make him her secret healing potion: hot cacao >Add venom in hot cacao >Add rhum >Give the drink to anon and wrap around him >Anon feel better but also funny >Start to have slow and languorous sex >Become a hot mess under all the plaids and sheets >Climax several times >Both doze off, in each other arms Sex and comfy, best combination

>>57163 I just want for you my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Snekmas is you(and an expensive heat lamp and a kingdom and an anon to nibble and a mug of hot chocolate and a warm blanket and a new crown)

>>57168 Rhum and cacao can't taste well together.

A mortified grapesnek accidentally licking your nose when she does an instinctual, snek tongue flicker

>>57165 mamono magi I presume? I'm not creative enough for the main cast design here's a quick MS paint translation of the design anon made a bit ago, not sure about color or detail though (didn't do the moon 'cause it's too fiddly)

>>57145 That explains why they wear those easy to remove dresses to parties

A modified grapesnek accidentally hitting you with lasers when she tests the basilisk mode on her new bionic eyes.

>>57170 The venom acts as a binder and kills the strong alcohol taste

A mummified grapesnek accidentally tripping you with her bandages when she tests the sarcophagus rape technique taught to her by a friend

>>57174 >mechagrape

>>57172 >not sure about color or detail though I based it on the LoveLive outfits, so something like that, but it exudes arrogance and annoying. A pretend Idol that orders people around and hates the Magi for the attention they get.

>>57160 i'm unconvinced

>>57145 >>57173 I want to dance like that with a Troll

>>57165 >away from PC typical anyway if it is the magi your talking about I think initially they should each have a more unique look but as they become more of a team their design becomes more unified initial designs should heavily reflect their personalities, so; >Red, tomboy, sports gear >Blue, class rep, school uniform? >Yellow, delinquent, self explanatory >White, ojou, something posh and fancy >Purple, big sis, ??? something somewhat mature looking? although there should still be a similar through line given their powers come from the same source

>>57181 >Red, tomboy, sports gear what sport does magi red play?

>>57155 Imagine the chair but it’s legitimately the guy just trying to maintain focus after taking a doppelgänger potion as he fucks all of his wives at once and his Bicorn keeps trying to distract him because she’s ready to have his dick sous vide.

>>57182 an early post has her a track and field star, not sure if that gives much variety though, but thread canon is flexible, a combat sport also seems fitting for a sally

how much, if any, did each monster girl pay the wandering scholar to get on his good side.

>>57165 Whatever design is created, it would greatly benefit from being black

>>57186 Found the goth gyaru

>>57187 i though that was just emo

>>57189 The overlap between goth kids and emo kids is confusing. Suffice to say "the kids who shop at Hot Topic."

>>57187 >>57189 Gyaru's would be more like "Scene" girls versus goth or emo, but >>57190 is still right as far as an umbrella phrase goes.

>>57187 >>57187

The important thing is that we design a totally normal ballroom gown entirely in BLACK with hidden straps to allow a woman to carry at least twelve daggers, knives, or other small arms into a gala. Also she shouldn't be wearing high heels, they should be chunky black combat boots that say "Call me Mommy" on the soles. But it's black text on black rubber so it's just a terrible design. AND ROCKETS. The boots should have rockets. For speed. And maybe AOE attacks, I dunno yet. And the knives and whatnot should be LAZER GUIDED. Ooooooh, and a little black tiara! That fires off a huge EMP wave at everyone nearby who's not wearing the ballroom gown specifically designed to deflect the waves and allow the assassin to run amok amongst the crowd, stabbing at will. Oooooh, and black cat's eye glasses that look cute but shoot more LAZERS and maybe have little needles they can shoot full of poison or aphrodisiacs or hot sauce. Yeah, hot sauce. I like that. Gala food is plain. IF YOU NEED ME, I WILL BE IN MY LAB!

>>57187 Big tiddy goth gf is my heart's desire

>>57195 But she should also be INCREDIBLY yan, right? Like so yan you're afraid of her?

>>57145 Imagine a Dancing with the Stars in the MGE world

>>57195 CAN THE CREEPY GOTH MONSTER GIRLS PLEASE STOP DRAINING ME.

>>57198 "Mating with the Stars"

>>57201 Wasn't there a writer that did a constellation mamono? Wonder if he's still around.

>>57193 This needs to happen but I don't know how to help. I guess I'll visit the tacocat corner store and have the owner recommend me a good hot sauce.

>>57201 >neutronium golem gf

>>57206 dear god no

>>57206 Imagine how smug the ancient mage who created her must've been. Truly, he is the greatest architect.

>"Did you like the tea, mister? I added a love potion in it" >a lot of plapping later >"...Just kidding, I didn't put anything in the tea. Had fun going wild?"

Do you guys like corruption in MGE? It seems to have been placed on the back burner since the days of yore. I like it a lot assuming it's not a full 180 in terms of personality

For the anon who was helping me with my core story, does being hunted count as foreplay? I feel like it does

>>57213 NTA, but it sure can. Focus on the fearboner caused by being hunted by a mostly naked woman, have her yell/chant lewd things and let him catch glimpses of her figure to enhance the situation a bit.

>>57213 once the first barb breaks skin it pretty much is. now thats a thought: core venom makes physical exertion pretty much feel like masturbation in the affected area. slowing your sprinting down not through exhaustion, but through a hands free adrenaline enhanced orgasm, the core taking your now semen stained pants in her big meaty paws, and licking them clean afterwards.

>>57213 Don't know who you mean specifically because there were several of us, but yes. Especially if it's less stalking and more like she's proactively chasing the guy.

I'm glad to see people are sharing their writing and helping eachother.

>>57214 Gotcha, she's not naked but she does all those other things. >>57215 Wait it does that? I had no idea, I thought it just made you horny and paralyzed you. >>57216 She's toying with him, letting him run a bit because she knows he can't escape. >>57217 Yeah it's nice

>>57218 >I had no idea It's more of a consequece of that. While you are running, that area is bound to rub against your clothes and arouse you.

>>57218 >Wait it does that? The profile doesn't explicitly say that the venom makes you jizz your pants, but that's a valid interpretation of what's written. Manticore venom explicitly does not paralyze you though, it makes you more sensitive as well as making you cum buckets and aggressively seek to do so whether your conscious mind wants to or not.

>>57132 I would invite a Zombie to go dance with me

dancing exposes vulnerabilities that I am not personally comfortable with so I would not do it please send a mamono to tear down my barriers and drag me out of my shell

>>57222 physically and mentally

>>57223 a cancer crab rave sounds like an extra horrible dancing experience

>>57224 Crab dancing is mostly rhythmically waving your hands in the air and scuttling from side to side. Even the least inclined human boys can do it, but if you have trouble letting loose there's always booze and any number of monster drugs.

>>57226 The word "rum" and the word "dance" are now one and the same to you t. Russian Dr. Livesy

>>57227 >Have winegoat wife >Develop secret drink-based language to express how you want the evening to go >Beer for Netflix and chill >Wine when you want to stare into each other's eyes and express your love through quiet passion >Rum when you want to dance like no one's watching >Tequila when you want sex so raucous it looks like you're fighting >Whiskey for femdom because you have trouble getting it up

>>57212 Yes, I like it because it adds some much needed spice to MGE, also solves the problem of human women being made redundant. Bonus points for mindbreaking internet schizos who just can't stop fucking seething about it.

>>57212 I fucking love it. It adds so much fun to the setting, Whether it's corrupting women into mamono, "men" into Alps, or even serious mamono into laid back lovers, the best part about it is that it has no drawbacks. It's a shame that this style of corruption is pretty rare everywhere else. Usually it comes tied to evil and other unsavory stuff, but MGE turns that around

>Goliath birdeater arachne >Big >fluffy >Looks like a fierce tan tomboy >But acts very kuu >Terrible at spinning webs >Despite the looks, actually very timid and a bit slow on the uptake >Can be domesticated with a bucket of chicken wings >Will happily follow you around as long as you feed her tendies (otherwise she gets a bit anxious and tries to go home)

Do manticores share any affinities/traits with werebats? (besides the fat ass)

>>57128 Why is she so precious.

>>57231 >Huh, that description sounds kinda cute, I wonder what they look l-- >NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE Jumping spiders will remain the only acceptable spooders in my book, even if the way they move would be freaky as hell at first.

Have fun shopping! I hope you guys get great deals.

>>57212 it's fun but some are more palatable than others. i like dark slimes and all but it's hard to endorse melting the neighbors

>>57236 >it's hard to endorse melting the neighbors She didn't need all that useless meat or that pesky skeleton. Besides, think of how much nicer the HOA meetings will be once she has literally anything to do other than harassing innocent neighbors.

>>57234 Understandable Although I've always felt like arachnes would move in a more fluid and graceful way simply because they aren't constrained by wackass spider anatomy and laws of physics, which would most likely help alleviate arachnophobia to some small decree.

>>57238 Don't take the sexy spider movements from me...

>>57237 i'm fine with the end result but "witnessing the dissolving process", so to speak... it's a bit much

>>57212 i like the blade of salvation, the sword that used to be used for executions that now makes it so that you can't stop making dullahans when you're wielding it it seems ripe for comedy

>>57240 A slime transformation would be one of the more... Visceral changes to watch.

>>57235 Yes yes my golems, consoom...

>>57212 I only like it when it enhanced their desire when they stop holding back

>>57218 Then yeah, that's foreplay. Especially because if memory serves, Manticores get off to the idea of men believing they're about to be 'devoured' and are sexual bullies to begin with.

>>57212 I love it but honestly it really has the problem of trying to recent itself as a objectively good thing since it really raises a lot of questions that the setting doesn't really want to answer.

>>57243 >golems I think that's a bapho.

>>57246 >raises a lot of questions that the setting doesn't really want to answer For example?

>>57247 >Petite satyros/krampus >Constantly mistaken for a baphomet How mad would she be?

>>57248 I'm to drunk for this, but whatever. Well as the first post pointed out, if it's a 180 personality wise it's kinda weird and oddly dark. Something something, ego death, something something, grimderp. If you for some reason don't want to do the things that corruption would normally make you do, you have to just go "and it had no effect". Which kinda deflates the appeal of corruption. You can only go "Oh, but THAT person really wanted it deep inside" so many times before it becomes a strange way to look at people. Abyssal corruption and how it affects men has always been a bit of a sore spot for people. Really it just comes down to "It's actually 100% good for you" conflicting with any reasonable "but I don't want to". This was really ramblely but I hope you understand what I mean.

>>57250 It's not really ego death or grimderp, it's basically the release of all inhibitions when it comes to sex. That's literally it.

>>57251 Ehhhh, there's the fallen maidens story that are a "little" more than just release of all inhibitions. Like, several of the girls just instantly overcome their life long trauma because of it. And that's kinda what I mean, it's "in general" just a removal of inhibitions, but sometimes it's very much not. Again, fallen maidens shows us that.

>>57250 >if it's a 180 personality It isn't. Their personality gets mamonofied, but they are ultimately themselves at the end of the day. Consider it a "freeing from the norms and expectations of human society, etc". >have to just go "and it had no effect" It's change. You aren't someone else, but you are different from before. Braver, stronger, more confident, less inhibited, sad, etc. It comes down to the person. Monsterization might not change much for someone who's already happy, aside from turning them into a succ/incubus. I don't think this is a bad thing. Corruption/monsterization is best when the person is unhappy with their life or current situation. Gives you the strength to continue forward, or fixes a part of your body you don't want, etc... The possibilities are endless. If you don't like it because "and it had no effect" because it doesn't turn people into cartoonishly evil/abusive/whorish versions of themselves i guess you will be left disappointed. >Abyssal corruption and how it affects men has always been a bit of a sore spot for people. Either you like it or you don't. You don't need to engage with it if you don't want to. Abyssals don't usually force themselves on people(outside nightgaunts), and the transformation is reversible. >>57252 >several of the girls just instantly overcome their life long trauma I don't think that's a bad thing, but if you want a more sensible explanation, it's just that they finally got the power to overcome those traumas, and decided to finally act upon it, with Druella helping that process by giving them a gentle push.

>>57253 I get what you're saying, and just form a story perspective, you are correct. But it also doesn't sit right with me. People are their flaws, if you just remove them that just kinda feels... off to me, you know? It's less that they overcome it, it's more that it took them all of 5 seconds to do it. Arguably, we are never the people we were in the past, you are not the same person you were when you started reading this. at what point do "you" stop being "you"? I feel that is a question far beyond this discussion however. >If you don't like it because "and it had no effect" because it doesn't turn people into cartoonishly evil/abusive/whorish versions of themselves i guess you will be left disappointed. Well yes, I want them to turn into stupidly horny monsters, that's the fun part. But if it was just removal of all inhibitions I would love it, it's just all the extra stuff that doesn't sit right with me. I don't like it when any story just goes "and now because you sat beneath the magic tree and meditated you are now cured of all your problems". Feel cheap, you know? I mean, I just ignore it and make my own fantasy, but if we're talking about strictly cannon MGE, it doesn't sit right with me. You're free to like it, I don't.

>>57213 Yes, goes both way.

>>57254 I already gave you a solution for it. How much impact corruption/monsterization has depends solely on how you write it. It can be a miracle, a blessing, a boon, a gift, an improvement, or simply a neat thing, or even a detriment for a short time. Bot everyone feels a need to put so much effort after they finally get what they needed in life all along. Do you think someone who's lost their sight would complain after mamono mana fixes their eyes, or a clinically depressed person would want to go back after their brain finally stops punishing them for existing? MGE as a writing basis is like a game, you/your characters can choose their difficulty level. Monsterization/corruption isn't the end of life after all, there will be plenty of challenges afterwards, if you want to take them.

>>57257 >core chasing down a guy I would be surprised if it doesn't

>>57254 >People are their flaws, if you just remove them that just kinda feels... off to me, you know? Oh hi, Illidan. >you sat beneath the magic tree and meditated you are now cured of all your problems". Feel cheap, you know? It feels cheap because MGE at the end of the day to its credit is not a setting that encourages dwelling on the negative. It's about having sex with monster girls. I know that may "sound cheap" but corruption is simply just another way to perpetuate mamano and is largely a fetish that more than a few people, to include KC, enjoy.

>>57258 She chases him just to return his wallet he dropped, and then he invites her for a coffee and some maledom action.

>>57261 Don't worry, I'm not the guy writing the story and was just doing a little banter.

>>57256 I mean, I do have a "solution" for it. In my headcannon it just removes all inhibitions and raises the sex drive to a stupid level, otherwise all the changes are simply physical. It's just that after some time without inhibitions and a fucking amazing monster girl body, almost every girl just goes "damn, this fucking rocks actually" eventually but doesn't "fix" them outright. It's the most interesting version of it to me. >>57259 >Oh hi, Illidan. Come to think of it, after part 3 came out I've barely heard anything about MGQ, was part 3 good or bad? How did it all end?

>>57263 >I mean, I do have a "solution" for it. Yeah, that soultion is exactly what i described. Good to know we don't disagree. MGQ P3 was pretty good, although TL is still very much unfinished. I don't see what Illidan has to do with MGQ though.

>>57264 >I don't see what Illidan has to do with MGQ though. Ah, I misread that as Ilias at first, forgot to add that.

>Lim/deem/writefairy tries to woo order hero over with a loveletter >Order hero is illiterate.

>>57266 >Ask a priest to read it >Get martial courted

>>57266 Sounds like something the most virgin of learncows would write.

>>57264 I was mostly making a dumb fuck reference to Illidan going "I am my scars" years ago when a glowing space chandelier tried to corrupt him.

>>57243 I would consume my auntster in a different way, if you know what I mean

>>57266 >By properly dipping a pen in Mamono Realm Ink and writing text on a document, you can bestow magical effects such as "making the letters last longer", "making the letters untamperable", or even "if it is a language the reader doesn't know, you can convey the meaning of the sentence directly into their head, making them understand" etc. In love letters sent to men by monsters, despite being only text, you can feel the atmosphere that attracts a man to a monster as if talking directly to the one that wrote it. By putting charm magic into the text, you can even perform tricks like stealing the heart of a penpal with each repeated correspondence, and it is used for a wide variety of other uses according to the time and circumstances. Even the serfs aren't safe...

>>57271 The Order is soo cooked frfr.

>>57234 For you we have a tarantula hawk waspgirl. >Tall >Fit, on a leaner side >Beautiful orange wings and dark blue chitin >Long antennas >Very energetic tomboy >Physically incapable of being intimidated or disheartened >Will bring you fresh food and cook for you and act giddy when you like it >Loves fresh ingredients and hates prepackaged stuff >Expresses her feelings, both positive and negative, very physically (hugging you, ruffling your hair or holding hands whenever she's even slightly pleased, or beating up someone who annoyed her) >spiders instinctively feel like meek virgin nerds in the presence of a jock bully when she's around >She thinks spiders are lame and will actively chase them away if sufficiently annoyed >Short temper means that she gets "sufficiently annoyed" really quickly >Can be calmed down somewhat with sex

>>57270 I don't know what you mean. Could you elaborate?

>>57266 >deem writes "you need to put your penor in my vagoo" and draws stick figures to illustrate She has a way with words

>>57272 Something about an order paladin saying >It would appear that we are, indeed, absolutely cooked, chat as he gets pinned down by a monstergirl Is just hilarious to me

>>57276 We always talk about zoomer pyrow x millenial anon. The zoomer paladin x millenial monstergirl needs more attention.

>>57260 Honestly? Pretty based. Could turn out cute and I wouldn't even be mad at the bait and switch.

>>57277 Something like a dragon being all proper and dignified, but also desperately trying to understand what is this young man is talking about. Or lich demanding to know BASED ON WHAT.

>>57280 <"thats cool and all, but can you please put your clothes back on."

>>57280 A terrible fate, how could I save her?

>>57282 Help her defeat the Malef, thus ending the frivolous war going between them.

>>57231 omg omg omg cute >>57234 Disagree, majestic, not a problem at all >>57238 Spiders need to have terrifying, herky-jerky movements for EROTIC reasons (fear boners) >>57239 See, this guy gets it! >>57273 A waspgirl is fine, too In conclusion, < Spooder = Scary = LUV

>>57274 I will consume her milk, during sex probably, or mostly during sex

>>57283 I don't know how a simple peasant can help with that

>>57284 >herky-jerky movements for EROTIC reasons (fear boners) A fellow appreciator of the fine arts(spider sensual movements)

>>57234 What? The goliath birdeaters are the one NOT creepy kind of spider, they are just cute fuzzy and slow. Look at fucking australian huntsman spiders and how they behave if you want NOPE fuel.

>>57293 >cute fuzzy chonky Arachne VS >Leggy lank and Tall arachne Which way, anon man?

>>57294 I'd be happy with either, but my love of fluff means I'd be forced to pick the former, all things being equal.

>>57294 fuzz makes everything better

>>57298 She has the smug 3 smile. Bros, I am not ready for that on a SPOODER.

>>57298 I see this at night I just hug it and go to sleep on the fuzz. I see something like Rachnea and I shit my pants and soiled pants make for a weak romantic night,

>>57294 i want my foozy spood, not that lanky spood is bad or anything, she is a very pretty lady in her own right.

>>57293 All spiders are NOPE fuel until proven otherwise. Even jumping spiders just barely get a pass due to chibi proportions and a penchant for dance. That bird eater sounds nice, but I'm solidly out based on looks. Maybe a monster girl version could win me over with time.

>>57303 Closest I got is a big tarantula girl.

>>57272 >>57276 >Order Paladin having a Jötunn GF in the modern day <"I'm going to princess carry you." <"Best day of my life." >Order Paladin having a Jötunn GF 500 years ago <"I'm going to make you eat this Elk heart and fuck your brains out." <"The Chief Goddess has forsaken me."

>>57305 Jesus, I just looked it up. An elk heart is 1.5 - 2 lbs. It's all muscle, so it probably doesn't even cook down much. That is a LOT of food to eat and then try to do sexy times. I'd be in a food coma for sure.

>>57303 >Even jumping spiders just barely get a pass Bruh, have you ever seen how they move IRL? Instant NOPE for me.

>>57304 I swear I've seen Crabman draw a smol spider. She was much better daughter material than mate material though.

>>57307 Just imagine cartoon spring noises and everything is better.

>>57308 There was one, yeah. https://files.catbox.moe/9a579r.png

Monster girl idea: Shirokumo >Albino with red eyes >Wants you to notice her but is very shy >Hangs out in the corner of whichever room you're in to make sure FILTHY WHORES don't snatch you up before she manages to confess her feelings >Flirts by knitting you fap towels Monster girl idea: Kurokumo >Pitch black with dark skin >Not at all shy >Hangs out in your room and provides amusing commentary on whatever you're doing whether you want her to or not >Occasionally captures FILTHY WHORES for you to play with (marry) >>57311 Moe~

>>57294 I like the slim and sleek variation more. Maybe it's just because of shiny and smooth chitin. The only insect girls that can be fuzzy are moths and bees.

>>57312 Did the grems splice Shirohebi/Bicorn DNA with Jorou_Gumo DNA? Now that's scary(the good kind).

>>57316 They're new characters in the Spidonia DLC KC will be releasing soon.

>>57314 ALL monster girls deserve the joy of being fuzzy.

>>57319 Oh, haha, imagine how bad would be to get portaled there, haha. I'd be so scared, haha...

>>57321 Oh, for sure. Would be terrifying. Nobody should EVER be forced into Spidonia. Anons, I will defeat the spiders. I just need Maou to send me there to take care of the Spider menace.

>>57311 Crab's old stuff was amazing

cover yourself in glue to trap the spiders that have been kissing you in your sleep.

>>57322 >and after a 100 years the earth was conquered by spiders that all looked a bit like anon despite being all from different species.

>>57250 while there something to be said with corruption as an emotional amplifier/magnifier i also think transformation is way funnier if the personality doesn't change at all. and it does stand to reason that girls change into species well-suited to them. dullahan: oh, my head fell off. well, whatever lamia: guess i don't have to worry about squeezing into those jeans anymore atlach nacha: yup, still a bitch (it's just her sentences end with ❤ more)

It's all fun and games until mamono mana decides that the ideal species for your human party member is pixie.

>>57325 Daughterus require husbands. Please understand.

>>57326 >High school girl transforms into an Oomukade >Immediately digs a hole to live in near her school >Spies on the cutest boys >Eventually digs a pit trap and snatches the football team's quarterback >Ransoms him back to his silver fox widower dad for SEXY REASONS >Now a guy 2 grades ahead of her has to call her mom Good end.

>>57329 I'm not even sure I'd merit a monster girl, much less a Pixie.

>>57333 Bruh, look at how she looks at you. YOU GOT THIS.

Moving into your new wife's dungeon, or taking your wife to your home?

>>57335 im moving in, house is too small for her

>>57335 >your home Is this a hypothetical home or am i actually supposed to own a house? Cause if i can run some internet down there and have enough room for cat to zoom about i'm moving in immediately

>>57335 That's up to her

>>57335 Her home, even if it's a damn cave, we can expand on that. It's better than the place I'm splitting right now with a shitty roommate.

>>57335 If her house has modern amenities iike plumbing and electricity, no reason not to move in with her. Especially if a regular home would be less convenient for her, like a Mermaid or a Wurm. (I wanted to post that pic of a guy asking a Troll "bitch, you live like this?" but I can't find it at the moment)

I began to suspect the hellhound was not actually a police officer when she threw me in the trunk of her car instead of an official squad vehicle

>>57341 That's at least somewhat straightforward. CIA. Cheshire. Fuck me, right?

>>57342 No, fuck her with passion. Can't arrest you if she's climaxing

Mindbreaking hakutaku-sensei by becoming friends with pyrows and tanking your grades, and so making haku despair over those slutty gyarus being a bad influence on you, leading to her one day dragging you into her office and raping you to set you straight.

>>57342 In Cheshire's case CIA stands for Cock In Ass. Instructions are pretty clear

>>57347 Why are Cheshire always linked to anal?

>>57348 there's simply no way the trickster cat wouldn't laugh at you fucking her ass instead of her vagoo by changing their places around while you aren't paying attention

>>57348 Fucking that bubblebutt is how you rape correct them and assert your dominance.

>>57349 If it's clean, there's no difference for the one inserting so what does she gain from that "prank" >>57350 But do they like it?

>>57346 >teacher haku decides she's going to set you straight >pyrow group are doing their usual bit >Anon, you have extra homework and summer classes to catch up on! You're coming with me! >The group suddenly turns on her >while they still look casual the haku can feel it >finally, the one who appears to be their leader speaks up >"Sorry teach, but anon has plans with us right now. Im sure you can reschedule, right?" >haku is left all alone staring down a group of six pyrows looking at her with killing intent in their eyes and cheerful smiles on their faces >it's all she can do to mumble out something about next week >the giggling group triumphantly grab anon and run off to the city >haku knows what they're going to do next >goes on a rampage against her wine cabinet that night

>>57351 easy wondetland street cred for making her husband so horny hed just fuck random parts of her

>>57351 >But do they like it Would cheshire tease you so much if she didn't want you to buttfuck her? She's crazy, not stupid.

butt stuff is weird and I don't like it dicks are for pussies and she can't torment me with fake pregnancy scares if we've been doing anal

>>57155 >"NTR-adjacent bicorn-led all-wife lesbian action with Anon in the cuck chair" Uh, is this on AO3? Ummm, just asking so I can avoid accidentally reading it, of course..."

>>57356 >fake pregnancy scares Now this is more degenerate than buttsex could ever be.

>>57352 they don't call a gathering of pyrows "gang" for nothing.

>>57353 >>57354 I get it know, wonderlanders are truly special

>>57347 Instructions unclear, CIA Cheshire is trying to recreate scenes from her yaoi doujins, send help.

>>57361 >trying to recreate scenes from her yaoi doujins How? She doesn't get to bring friends.

>>57352 But Haku-sensei is a smart minotaur i.e. a tall and strong cow, surely she can spank the unruly pyrows into submission?

>>57362 She tries to play the role of submissive guy to your alpha male, and make you call her "bro".

>>57361 It's your time anon, reproduce gachimuchi scenes. Unleash your deep dark fantasy on the gay cat

>>57360 Yes, they are all special Or "special", it can go either way

>>57362 One should not ask how when Wonderlanders are involved.

>>57364 She could but she won't, you can't fight love

>>57366 >FUCKING CATS, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

This terrifying spider will hunt you now. There is no escape.

>>57369 She needs to get laid asap.

>>57371 Since she's fluffy then she's related to tarantulas, so that means her hunting you is just her walking towards you at leisurely pace at night until she gets in range, then jumping you and holding you really tight until you stop struggling, then dragging you to her house.

>>57352 Don't torture her like this anon.

>>57367 I didn't mean it in a bad way

>>57372 I volunteer. >>57371 Someone help! She's latched onto that poor, innocent, single man!

>>57374 Haku needs to get her head in the game, she's getting bullied by her own students. Pyrows are just trying to push her into action.

>>57378 pet dogs

>>57378 wishing a cow-shire would smother me with her huge tits

>>57378 Working.

>>57377 Miss Haku deserves love. All that work she does for her students deserves recognition, not neglect.

I'm drunk and sad, where are chesh when you need them?

>>57378 Spend the day with my auntster

>>57384 Dunk and sad, wondering where anon is when you need him.

>>57384 They say if you light a candle and take your clothes off and say cheshire cat three times in front of a mirror, one will appear and laugh at you for being gullible.

>>57387 >light a candle Or how to start a house fire at 11am. No I will start at the ceiling waiting for her to pop out >>57386 If only, druella please...

>>57388 Stare*

>>57388 >Or how to start a house fire at 11am What kind of hose do you live in that can burn from just lighting a candle? No matter what the big bad wolf says, you shouldn't build your house out of straw.

>>57390 Would you trust a drunk man, with alcool around is desk, to light a candle? If you're an Ignis or a lava golem, don't reply

>>57391 Regardless, there are better activitities to be doing on a saturday morning than staring at the ceiling. Like writing!

>>57383 >Anon comforting the stressed, overworked haku right in her office by telling her she's the best, most considerate and supportive teacher ever as they have slow, sensual, romantic sex on the table Be the nerd cow's emotional support

>>57392 Wrong, daydreaming while staring at [blank] is easier and less painful

>>57393 >slow, sensual, romantic sex I personally find this more attractive than rape but it's rare to see it in stories. I can't understand why, I have no idea how to write something that subtle

>>57397 Sex scenes are a lot like action scenes in that we try to pick up the pace as the climax approaches Slow and sensual means actively slowing the pacing down by taking more moments to describe mood and atmosphere and such but also not killing all momentum by taking too long to describe it. It gets hard to strike the balance when your MC is taking a moment just to describe how her hair smells in a close embrace where they're just slowly rocking.

>>57397 Because making sex romantic means you need to flesh out the characters so that reader can empathize with them somewhat and therefore believe that characters are having an emotional connection. Which isn't easy when you're writing a short smut story.

>>57397 It takes skill, and the right mood. If the story is already "action packed", it would be strange to have a romantic scene. >>57396 Putting your feelings into writing helps you process them, even if no one else reads them other than yourself. I say that from experience.

>>57398 It wasn't a reproach at all, sorry if it felt like one. I understand that it's hard and/or not beneficial to a story. I can't do it anyway

Hakus don't get the lovey dovey lovemaking, they get rough sex It's the law

>>57352 >haku knows what they're going to do next >Haku can't stop thinking about pyrows' words about who's going on top today and who's gonna be bottom and how they are going to rotate to make sure anon doesn't get overwhelmed Haku knows that today they will... Play competitive league of legends

Imagine being a young boy exploring neighborhood and running into a really BIG arachne.

>>57400 It's easier to forget but enough satyros baiting. Good girl but goat don't feel good when petting, their fur is really harsh and their eyes have a weird vibe. I need to block internet before I get annoying.

>>57405 >their fur is really harsh and their eyes have a weird vibe But that's what makes satyrs so sexy

>>57405 Actual goats usually don't use shampoo and conditioner. Have you seen a human who's never used shampoo in their lives? Every hair can be soft, fluffy and nice to the touch if you take good care of it.

So satyros pussy is covered in wool too, that's why they don't wear anything below the belt?

>>57404 https://files.catbox.moe/6xi78p.gif Imagine monster girl trapdoor spiders.

>>57411 God yes please. Imagine the sudden glomping into tight and sweaty cuddlesex.

>>57411 Terrifying, we don't need that kind of spook

>>57414 >we You don't speak for the rest of us. I, for one, welcome the spooky spooders.

>>57381 Cow-shires are a myth, Anon.

>>57333 Maybe not, but she needs someone to help her deal with the transformation. Even the bravest heroine would struggle with the realization that she's going to be six inches tall for the rest of her life.

>>57414 But I do, though >>57416 Objectively correct. This thread is quite spider-tastic and for that I am thankful. A true Thanksgiving miracle.

Goats are the best

>>57420 >be single >go to the beach >free porn I love MGC

>>57417 milky aunty?

>>57422 >be single >drink the doppel potion >become multiple It's just that easy

>>57424 Why waste a doppelganger potion on yourself when you can double something good instead?

>>57426 Out of sheer spite, naturally.

>>57427 Damn, with have the same train of thought. That's not good

>>57424 >Not free >No porn. Why do that when you can go to the beach AND doppel all the cufe girls there.

>>57423 Aunt Chesh is FAT!

>>57430 Too bad cheshire was appropriated by anti-mge shitposters tho

>>57431 Here? I never saw one

>>57432 Probably talking about the shitposters on jp, at least one avatarfagged with a chesh >teehee I'm ebin trolling like a cheshy would

I'm scared, Anons! She said she would make my penis disappear!

>>57433 Ah ok, I only encountered chesh enjoyer since we moved here. It's nice.

>>57433 Actually progressed from pretending to be trolling to just flat out bragging about shitting up the threads and calling everyone capycucks It's just somewhat disappointing to see a good character be associated with that, that's all

>>57433 >>teehee I'm ebin trolling like a cheshy would That's not exactly new. You've had assholes go "LOL I TROLL U" with Cheshire pics for years, and memecat still wasn't ruined.

>>57437 this, can't ruin best girl

>>57437 The one I mentioned was memorable because he was also convinced he's some kind of imageboard guru because he started on /b/ in 2012. All I can say is I'm glad I no longer have to tolerate such company.

>>57437 I need to be trolled by a Cheshire constantly demanding pics of my dick and otherwise being annoying.

>>57439 That's no reason to associate chesho with this faggot.

This would never happen with a hellhound

>>57442 >he forgot the futa

>>57352 i thought this would end with an anon+pyrow gang +hakutaku-sensei gangbang, followed by a study session next morning where the pyrows learn that learning can be fun too, not just boring

>>57444 >anon+pyrow gang +hakutaku-sensei gangbang That's some Metamorphosis level of mindbreak and degradation for hakutaku

>>57442 Imagine, if you will, big fluffy hellhound paws wrapped around you, her claws slightly poking through your shirt. Perhaps even a kiss too.

>>57446 A quick peck, or a sloppy hound slobber? I will sleep soundly knowing I've got a hound at my back. Warmly too. All nestled in her fiery fluff.

>>57446 I do but not with a dog.

>>57449 do with dog.

>>57450 But kot can do it and they can even knead.

>>57444 Now that would motivate me to go everyday to school

>>57334 There is only one Pixie I would ever consider marrying and it’s not the one from MGE. If you know you know.

>"I swear, I'm getting hounded night and day-" >*SMASH* <"The fuck you say?"

>>57454 I don’t know. Who you thinking of? Smol girls are always top tier.

BRATurday

>>57457 I will correct the undead

>>57456 Pixie from SMT. My true small wife. My guiding moonlight.

>>57460 most of them seem pretty well behaved

>>57461 Who invited the demifiend here?

>>57461 >My guiding moonlight She was by your side all along

>>57462 Skeleton hand simply has to be extremely awkward and uncomfortable

>>57465 bugs do okay with their skeleton on the outside

>>57462 You see just as a centaur is part girl and part horse, so too is she part girl and part skeleton.

>>57466 Bugs have skeletons? You gotta be chitin' me!

>>57464 Local Cursed Sword waxes poetic while looking almost like an Abyssal mamano.

>>57469 i foresee no immediate and violent consequences to criticizing her purple prose

>>57469 Cursed swords are deeply underrated, especially if they're a big-ass polearm lady. Men want a woman who can swing a lochaber axe.

>>57465 You made her very sad.

>>57462 Q: What's the difference between a brat and a good-mannered loli? A: How you should talk to them while fucking them

>>57470 I see an immediate violently sexual outcome if you mention how she must be a size queen with a sword that big.

>>57465 It is awkward and uncomfortable, for her. Perhaps that's why they are so weak to holding hands, they long to feel warmth on their bones again.

Would you guys want to reincarnate into MGE? I don't mean isekai, like full on reincarnation. You get reborn and lose your memory, the whole shebang. I don't think I would personally

>>57476 Yes, why not? as long as my soul get a good ending, I'm happy

>>57471 Based. Speaking of cursed stuff, how do you feel about cursed mages? Think like a piece of cursed jewelry encompassing her entire body

>>57476 if it's just a ng+, why not?

>>57477 I feel like it wouldn't be me anymore, I guess I'm just greedy though. I want to have my cake and eat it too. I'm also autistically against reincarnation, it as a concept makes me very unhappy

>>57479 It's more of a new game entirely if you don't have your memories though, new game plus would involve your memories in my opinion

>>57480 If it's that or nothing, it's pointless to say no unless you love your life.

>>57478 This sounds very close to a Dark Magical Girl... So I am 1 million percent IN.

>>57334 >lose to a huge monster knight nearly twice your size >get carried back to a private tent at the monster army's camp >wake up the next morning to find the monster knight still laying on top of you, but now she's small enough to fit in your hand >"Yeah no that was all growth magic, this is the real me. Getting that big took a lot of effort so I hope you don't mind if I stay like this for a while."

>>57484 See, I'm into both extremes, so this is an all-around win!

>>57482 I don't really love my life, also there's no guarantee of where you'd be born you could be born in the heart of order territory. >>57484 Insanely based

>>57465 Seeing a little bone is erotic for the undead because it's the ultimate form of nakedness

>>57488 are you ok?

>>57486 >you'd be born; you could be born in the heart of order territory It's closer to the dream than here; if you're on the order and die, you can either get resurrected or reincarnate in MGE again an again and again until ""your"" dream is reached.

>>57489 My English corrector fucked up and I didn't double-check my post, my bad.

>>57489 Dr. Flayer got distracted while she was poking around in his brain. It happens sometimes.

>>57474 Despite the vehemence of her response, she will fail to prove you wrong. Quite the opposite when you inc out, actually.

>>57487 Zombies are the cutest, I want to heal their wound and mend their scars by pumping them full of my mana every single day

>>57493 >It was far too big to be called an incubus’ dick >Too big, too thick, too heavy, too full of seed <“Lmao of course she’d sheathe a monster like that.” <“Dude couldn’t pull out of a driveway.”

>>57490 That sounds exhausting and terrifying. Plus I don't feel like I'd be me anymore. Like I said I'm a bit autistic about it

>>57496 well yeah, it's hard to even call it reincarnation when nothing carries over other than the nebulous concept of a soul

>>57476 >and lose your memory Utterly pointless, this is no different from death

>>57498 Rudeus-like anons would be prime grooming bait for monster girls who are into oniichans to dote on

>>57495 Be fair, pulling out is a lot harder when you have to step back to do it.

You have just had a delicious meal with Wurm-Sama. Your food was more a fair bit more expensive than hers. You are not sure if she has realised this. Moreover, she has offered to split the bill. Will you point it out? Or, will you split the bill with Wurm-Sama? Think very carefully. And then choose.

People talk about arachnes being lazy, but the real couch potatoes would be big scorpion mamonos. >No, husband, I don't want to go outside, it's too bright and loud, I want to crawl under the blanket until it's night time. >Feed me, husband, I desire sustenance but can't be bothered to actually get it myself. Also, the couch is comfy, come cuddle with me. >*munches on junk food nonchalantly* >What do you mean just smacking someone with my pincer doesn't count as hunting. >*chugs down an entire bottle of mineral water in one go* >Home is nice, I like being home. On the other hand, they would be very calm and nonaggressive. And a bit slow. No reason to be hasty when you're big and strong.

>>57469 >Local Cursed Sword waxes poetic And glows in the dark

>>57502 from the makers of ant arachne comes: girtablilu arachne

>>57471 I also like the idea of a divine weapon which are functionally similar to Cursed Swords but have the added bonus of being weapons who transform the women into “Heroes” as they monsterize humans. Just to make Excalibur into a massive chuuni with the parasitic growths looking more like wings, just out of sheer stupidity.

>>57496 I get you but I find it better than nothing

The fact that hatter's hat is literally part of her head just makes me very very uncomfortable and I can't even explain why

>>57511 Why did you post futa here?

>>57512 Wait it's futa? Shit I'll delete it

>>57504 No, girthybloobloos are based on smaller venomous scorpions and live in deserts. Even their pedipalps are rather small. I'm talking about a potential subspecies that is based on large scorpions native to more humid climates that don't rely on their venom as much as their size and strength.

Do you guys look forward to becoming an incubus? I do, I would chug succubus nostrum as soon as I could

>>57515 chug dorome juice

>>57513 It's not? It looks like he's taking it up in his ass

>>57514 What good is a girthybloobloo if she doesn’t have BIG. MEATY. CLAWS?

>>57515 It's certainly a bonus but it's not something I think about all that much.

>>57516 Mud girl seems nice

Do dullahans have a latency issue? As to say, if I take my wife’s head on a trip across seas, can she still keep the homestead clean and feed the pets?

>>57517 I thought she was just holding him and giving him a reach around

>>57515 Yes, a lot, especially for the health part

>>57521 I feel like that would piss off the main body lmao

>>57510 it's the clothes too

>>57521 Do not do this. Instead, take your wife on a waterslide in your lap, while her body gets a nice suntan by the pool.

>>57518 Her stinger is respectable...

>>57519 Really? I really want to look different, I'd want my body to change to be perfect for my wife. >>57523 Sorry your health is bad anon

>>57515 I don't really care. Turning into one would make me better able to please my wife and comes with other nice but unnecessary side benefits. There really aren't any downsides so I'd embrace the change when it comes, but I don't fantasize about it or anything.

>Kunoichi can walk on ceilings and can use their tails as grappling hooks/ropes Given their usual reserved attitude if kunoichi ever gets upset at you chances are she will passive-agressively hang upside down with her arms crossed, sulking in a corner until you apologize

HE HE HE HEBI

>>57531 Short hair hebi > long hair hebi

>>57533 any hebis are good

>>57520 I would gladly go for the TrollxDorome hyperfertile threesome

Office lady hebi

>>57524 >sneak off late at night with wife’s head for late night shenanigans >stumble home drunk with headwaifu and try to quietly sneak back upstairs as to not wake the body >notice body not in bed >light clicks on behind you with body sitting in chair crossed legged with an angry aura holding little whiteboard that says “caught you” >uh oh

>>57538 if hebi say it's fate then it's fate no questions ask

>>57539 Gotta fuck the main body to appease her anon

>>57540 >if hebi says it's fate then you gotta stay/night

>>57528 I guess I'm mostly happy with how I am and I just think everyone else sucks.

You should become a dark mages familiar, she totally won't do weird stuff to you like shotafication. Trust her

>>57542 >Fate >Shirohebi Literally Kiyohime Or if she cosplays as favourite fate character

>>57540 Hebis are trustworthy and rational

>>57546 always trust a hebi They know what's best for you

>>57547 So true

>>57537 Man, i love axem's stuff.

>>57545 Unlimited Rape Works

>>57544 I’ve read this doujin series before.

>>57545 That belly is calling my hands

>>57530 >Kunoichi are great at staying undetected but if she's sulking she makes sure you can see her doing it

>>57539 The effect will be significantly less without the obligate hair curlers and mud mask, but... Really, the question is whether or not she's wearing her good lingerie under the robe. Is she mad or "mad?"

>>57553 >instead of sitting on the couch, normally she just sneaks up and sits on its backrest >throughout the day she appears in more and more improbable places and positions >continues to sulk in stoic silence until you pull her mask down and give her a smooch

>>57555 I'm imagining her standing on your LA-Z-boy. Arms crossed, legs straight, perfectly balanced but glowering. It's extra weird because that chair recliners. She still looks cute when she's sulking

>>57556 >her standing on your LA-Z-boy. Arms crossed, legs straight, perfectly balanced but glowering. Yeah, exactly. And yes she would be cute as hell even when sulking. Kunoichi are precious like that.

>>57515 Knowing my luck some cat mamono would have me incubize into basically human Snorlax because more hubby surface area means more warmth for her and the kittens to cuddle on.

>>57558 Won't happen if you don't want it

Your wife's weak point?

>>57563 >brush against a mamono in public transport >she cums, leaks a bucket of girl juices on the spot and now you have to marry her

>>57564 It's ok if mamono are that weak. I'm weak to their afection too, that makes us even.

>>57563 Her ass

>>57563 >Your wife's weak point? Aside from the obvious spots, her undead body is somewhat sensitive to warm touch everywhere but her thighs and back are the weakest points.

>>57563 By herself she's weak to everything, Zombies are only strong when there's a huge horde of them.

>>57465 from what i recall, they can choose how skeletal their hand is, from "none at all because its sexy times" to "i need to destroy the enemies of my aruji-dono, holy flames burn away all this flesh so it may not slow me down", and anything in between. which is what i like about them, the options and how much magical fun you could have with her

What is the point of a cursed sword? Wait stop I didn’t mean it like tha-

tough crowd

>>57575 they're clowning on me they're clowning on me they're clow-

>>57503 She's CIA?!?!?!?!?

>>57563 Elder God glpyhs, and my affection

>>57563 I hope it's cuddles. Or scritches. Or gentle nibbles. Or all of them!

>>57531 >implying she doesn't do the full HEBI for every laugh like a one piece character

fairies always do their best to limber up at the start of their day. helps with keeping their balance while flying. obviously.

>>57575 the bogies are tougher

>>57582 you can tell by their battle damage

>>57564 >accidentally brush the tip of your tour guide's tail >before you can process what's happening she transforms into a giant dragon, grabs you in her claw and launches herself up into the sky >it happens so fast that you nearly pass out from the g-force >she carries you straight to the tallest, most remote mountaintop she can find, then transforms back into a girl and rapes you like a wurm on raging mushrooms >she's very apologetic when she finally comes back to her senses >apparently she had this whole romantic date planned out where she was going to reveal to you that she's actually the queen in disguise, but her mind just went blank when you touched her there

>>57584 Terrifying but hot. Based

What would you guys do if the portals opened but the girl who claimed you wasn't your ideal species? Would you be upset? I think I would try to just trust Eros y'know? As long as it isn't a girl I am viscerally opposed to like any of the Sabbath monsters.

>>57586 Depends on how non-ideal we're talking. >Still High Tier I'd be totally happy with, say, a Sphinx, a Demon, or an Anubis. >Middle of the Pack A succubus? But of course! No problem! >Low tier Man, I would a Cait Sith. I like cats. A lot. >DANGER tier Any of the in-the-water mamono are a HARD PASS for me. I'm terrified of drowning (not the girls themselves) so this is where things would get really tough for me. Way worse than a furry.

>>57587 Understandable anon, what happened to make you so scared of drowning?

>>57588 No single incident; I'm just very afraid of drowning and heights. So, like, those giant bridges over water? Haaaaaate 'em.

>>57563 behind the ears, above the base of the tail, tummy

>>57590 Dragon husband hands wrote this post

>>57586 I think if a medusa showed up I'd just start heading for the hills, for some reason petrification just sounds horrifying to me.

>>57591 I guess dragons are sort of like dogs if dogs were cats and had scales and wings

>>57586 Fate is fate, Eros will bless me because she is kind and wants me to be happy.

>>57592 https://www.oglaf.com/snakeskin/

frankly every mamono is either a dog or a cat dragons? cats mersharks? dogs dark mages? cats amazons? dogs succubi? cats demons? dogs lamia? cats cheshire cat? you better believe that's a dog

>>57596 Anon, you are about to become EDUCATED. Do not resist the education.

>>57593 Wurm is eager to please and likes digging holes, that's halfway to being a dog.

>>57597 hakutaku are dogs dogs are harmless >>57598 true, wurms are absolutely dogs

oh, and don't be fooled much like the cheshire cat is a dog, the hellhound is actually a cat

>>57600 I wish there were angrier images of more violent hakus that I could post at you right now.

>>57602 ms hakutaku can't scare me because I can't read

>>57602 need to comm a haku with a crazed expression holding up a milky tit threateningly at the viewer

>>57586 I don't have my mind set on any specific option, so anything would be fine, as long as it's not something scary like an Arachne, an Oomukade, or the dreaded Humpty Egg and Cait Sith

>>57605 Sad_spooder_noises.wav

>>57586 much like nearly every other answer I'm pretty open as long as it isn't something I'm actively repulsed by maybe less open than most, though. I can be picky but any of the mamono I like at all are fine just keep me away from sloogs, boogs, centaurs, mushrooms, and lolis and try to keep the foxes out of my life too

>>57600 Are pyrows cats or dogs because i could see gyarus going either way

>>57608 most pyrows are cats but there's the occasional dog pyrow in there. they're much less monolithically cats or dogs than most other species

How's your Koturday night going?

>>57610 wan-dog-fur-ly, thank you very much

>>57596 >cheshire cat? you better believe that's a dog She must be the famous updog.

>>57586 I’d probably be pretty disappointed, all things considered. Not particularly a fan of the lolicon species, harems, or the asithe but I’m like 99.99% telling them “No” when you’re fated to be together will only go so far.

>>57586 There's a whole range outside of "ideal" that would be perfectly fine, maybe even great with the right individual characteristics, and certainly still leagues better than loneliness regardless. I have favorites and getting one of those would be icing on the cake, but as long as she's not on the species shit list, about anything would be good.

>>57603 Ms. Haku is also well-versed in interpretive dance and stick figure drawing.

I've looked through the files and actually every single one of you is fated to end up with a ren xiongmao

>>57616 oh no??? fluffy panda girl forced onto me? whatever will I do but advance the plans of chairman she and the great panda republic?

>>57616 I'm pretty sure I'm already signed up for the Jinko reproductive program.

>>57586 When you say claim you mean with sex so an unbreakable bond? If yes, suicide.

>>57619 Found the Wisp fan.

>>57620 I hate them. Honestly I don't see how I could tolerate or like someone who stole and destroyed my good ending.

>>57621 Well, typically they don't kill you themselves--they're lonely spirits of the lovelorn. If you really wouldn't want an ATLASPHERE wife, I'm sure she would back off. And I think they're neat.

>>57622 My main answer was about >>57586 Wisp are just part of the "I don't like" list

>>57605 Don't worry anon, i can keep you safe of any centipedes going your way.

Your favorite non-hebi yandere? What would you do if two yanderes were fighting over you?

>>57625 Any mamono?

We talking about Hebis?

>>57626 ...Are you saying ALL of them are your favorite?

>>57575 I can't look away from her big round pale titties. That's not to say that the rest of bogie isn't worthy of admiration (especially her thighs and ass), her chest is like instant win button against me. While I do like to think that I wouldn't fold immediately and so provide bogie with some challenge in "correcting" me, to be completely honest all she would have to do is >"Hey bitch, check this out" >pushes her tits up with her hands And I would be absolutely done.

>>57628 proximity is generally the dealbreaker

>>57625 >Your favorite non-hebi yandere Chesh, she have a great potential with cutting her body appart and teleportation

>>57586 Not to be THAT guy, but that's kind of what the tierlist thread was about.

Having sex with a goddes on sunday seems fitting

>>57634 The apophis waged a war to get rid of gods. Calling her a goddess seems culturally insensitive.

>>57625 >Your favorite non-hebi yandere? Kikimora. Yan maid who's clearly obsessed yet maintains her polite demeanor is cute and sexy and a bit scary.

>>57625 Yan Cheshire would be pretty good Yandere Inari would be pretty cute, 10/10 would fluff again

>>57635 My bad I thought she was a goddess of night trying to destroy the sun

>>57627 It's always about hebis

>>57634 >wants anon to get hard >shows her tits >anon gets hard >I-I cant believe you actually got hard! what the fuck did you think would happen?

>>57640 Hebis? More like, heavys. Get it, because they are FAT and weigh 500kg.

>>57642 Don't make fun of heavy hebis They have been waiting for an update for quiet some time

>>57584 My wife Deonora is so romantic…

>>57642 >Who touched my Anon!? >Some people(Anon) think they can outsmart me. >Maybe. >*sniff* >Maybe. >*blue flames Anon* >OHH! RUN! RUUUUUN! I'M COMING FOR YOU! >Hebi is spyyy! >I LOVE this Anon! Will you take a Sandvich from Heabi?

>>57644 Everyone knows you are still single Deonora, stop larping.

>>57641 She's insecure

>>57625 Theoretically speaking, a yandere bogie would be quite something. Bogies have a creepy vibe to them by default, adding the yan factor would turn a bogie into a horror/creepypasta entity. Jumpscaring you and whispering into your ear that you simply must be a good boy for her and that only bad boys get friendly with other girls, you don't need anyone but bogie and bogie will never leave you. All while she runs her big, yet very dexterous gloved hands all over your body. However, given how bogies tend to view people through the lens of "good children/bad children", yan particles would amplify that to the point where the amount of "be a good boy for clown-onee-sama" and it's variations dropped during the rape sessions could potentially be too much. Then again, jumpscare sex. You win some you lose some.

>>57645 I would take her hand in marriage And having her delicious sandvich

>>57586 Anything except the few in my "no" tier species would be just fine and in reality when push comes to shove, I would probably accept even those. Anons who try to pretend they would vehemently refuse a perfect woman's love just because she has different kind of animal ears or other features are just fooling themselves.

>>57584 So if I were to, entirely accidentally, start touching her tail more what would happen?

Fine day, Sunday. Why don't you tell your auntie about how Star Citizen has scammed 900 million dollarydoos already, I bet she'll get a kick out of that

>>57586 Eros is not cruel enough to give you a wife that you don't desire. Your mg wife is made for you and no one else. Because fate

>>57652 Post your wife's face when you fell for Scam Citizen

>>57650 >Anons who try to pretend they would vehemently refuse a perfect woman's love just because she has different kind of animal ears or other features are just fooling themselves. Mostly agree. I think that sentiment is more of a loud minority than anything else. Most people have a bunch of mg they'd love, even if it isn't their favorite, but there is a few aboslutely-not's everyone has.

>>57657 #!Don't forget to get red n tacky, and maybe some ATF.

>>57656 >loud minority If you ask a question, don't get annoyed by the answers. Obviously only a few will be hard set on a few mamonos but they're real

>>57658 Wrong. You need to call a binary first. Like #! /bin/addgrocerylist addargument(string) { "Red n Tacky", "ATF" }

>>57660 >If you ask a question, don't get annoyed by the answers. I wasn't getting annoyed, i'm just saying most anons echo the sentiment of "If it's a monstergirl i don't like, then i'd hate it, but otherwise it's fine, probably."

>>57657 >stinky femcel Gremlin keeps ranting that her Automaton "daughter" doesn't need your disgusting systemd(ick)

>>57655 Money is not important

>>57657 >human seductively reading malicious code in your ear ASMR 10h

>>57665 >anon is solely responsible for SC still being afloat >his Dragon wife sees it as just another eccentric hobby and she's happy he's enthusiastic about something >doesn't mind him using her/their treasure pile because he just skimmed a few random gems from top of the hoard

>>57664 >flat gremlin complaining that you installed "bloatware" (Pectoral Addons) on your automaton.

>>57668 >when the squire finally DOES find the breastplate stretcher

>>57668 Flatpack superiorty

>>57670 Unneeded. Automaton-chan should be the only one who manages your package.

>>57650 The personality and living conditions are generally more important than the physical trappings

Giving alp shirt with "Cock Enjoyer" print

>>57673 What's the point of giving him a cock enjoyer shirt if you don't also give him a cock to enjoy?

>>57674 >him Not how it works

>>57655 >Anon.. the kids haven't eaten in days! your addiction to videogame spaceships is destroying our family and it stops now. Go to the nearest shop and buy them all food or i'm dropping your computer into the nearest sandworm.

>>57676 >anon's family returns to normal >Chris Roberts needs to find a new provider and Deonora is no longer single >Sandworm-chan can now shitpost on 4mon [HAPPY END]

>>57675 Sorry, *her.

>>57674 Well obviously alp will be provided with a cock Alp will be wearing the shirt and nothing else during the process

>portals happen >monsters learn about earth from the internet >assume Descartes is a herald of Eros