Do you think shotanon's inari mom and youko aunt argue over who should be his first cougar girlfriend?

>>70548 i thought it was her boobs

>>70550 No those are Thought and Memory

>>70549 Moms always get the dibs, sis can adopt her own boya if she wants some.

>>70536 Turning the inaris black is wrong.

>>70553 >I DON'T LIKE EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE TOFU THAT TURNS THE FRIGGIN FOXES BLACK!

>>70553 choco fox good

>>70542 i do like purple, most of my favourite monsters are purple. >>70543 well i like being turned into a squid too, thats really cute and intimate. and also the malicious energy they have about them where they always seem a few steps ahead, like theyre planning something or know something you dont. it seems reassuring. i could trust them, you know? mindflayers are wonderful

>>70488 >dream about a purple centaur lady >get woken up by your alarm clock before it gets to the good part >centaur lady seemed weirdly panicked when she heard the buzzing, but you don't think too much about it when you wake up >just dream logic >go through your day as normal, although occasionally you get a brief headache and hear a faint voice >suddenly the headache comes back, a lot sharper than before >a portal opens in front of you >purple centaur lady forces her way out and flops unceremoniously onto the floor >after an awkward introduction, she explains that she's a nightmare >she literally entered your dream last night and got stuck there when you woke up unexpectedly

>>70555 >choco fox Choco Foxes, another baller kid's cereal. Fortified with vitamin F! F is for FOXES

Wuthering Wights.

>>70555 >cyan mofu ugh, sparklefox

>>70560 Her great great grandma was a Raiju.

>>70561 >Inari/Youko gives birth to the rare human son >he fucks a Raiju >his bloodline is foxed so hard, that Raiju gives birth to a fox and not another Raiju They need to be stopped.

>>70562 there's probably some echidna blood in there. that'll spice things up every so often

>>70562 You'd think it'd be the other way around.

>>70561 That has me thinking, what would be the best and/or craziest genetic trait your wife or daughter might get from their grandparents? >Hellhound daughteru has a penchant for left-field pranks >Doesn't help that your Cheshire mom is actively encourging this habit >You and your wife try to explain this to the principal of the high school >After your daughter got caught covering his car with marshmellows and balogna on the hottest day of the year >Your mom just cackles hearing about the news, and says the prick shouldn't have suspended your daughter for struggle-snuggling her boyfriend in the back if the library >She then let's it slip that she gave your daughter the idea after said suspension >Cause of course she did >Either way, your daughter's got a fantastic relationship with her grandmother

>>70565 not exactly what you're getting at but i want fraternal twins weresheep and hellhound from an echidna mom there's a bit of blending where the hellhound is more chill and has narcotic mofu and then there's a hellsheep

>>70566 She must be a real black sheep.

>>70564 Raijus are the low estrogen betas, their whole shtick is shlicking. Foxes on the other hand are always in high impact breeding mode and won't settle for anything less than 3 loads right in their wombs.

>>70566 >Hellsheep I'm picturing a cross between the black goat from The Witch and the sheep from the horror comedy Black Sheep. Calm and collected one moment and violently yet hilariously unhinged the next.

>>70497 Huh. This is the first time I've seen the uncensored version posted literally anywhere. Thanks anon.

>>70570 i think it was an edit

>>70570 Last time I went looking for it, the uncensored version was behind a paywall.

>>70535 And thats how Anon ends up in a Hosspussi harem. >>70497 With hoss-marker Anons being rare, Bicorns are providing a community service.

>>70571 Nah, uncensored version was paywalled and nobody leaked it until recently.

>>70575 huh. surprised it lasted that long

>>70576 >huh. surprised it lasted that long THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

>>70577 it was a good movie, though

>>70492 >...Unicorn letting a pure man ride on her back... The real challenge is: >be Impure Anon >know youre never going to be worthy to ride a Uni waifu >Portals open, hide in house >watch old 50s cowboy movies and rodeo show vidyas >spend months learning how to twirl rope >finally be ready >rope the Uni >raep the Uni >ride the Uni back home

If there are brown desert dogs then there has to be brown desert foxes

>>70579 >>be Impure Anon >>know youre never going to be worthy to ride a Uni waifu Come on now, Bicorn is made for that Anon obviously.

>>70580 So the desert kingdom is the gyaru kingdom?

>>70580 Fennecs aren't very brown, but they have big ears, so they got that going for them.

>>70582 Nah, that would imply they are tanned. The desert kingdom foxes are brown by nature.

the only way to protect your virginity from foxes is to lose it to your faithful guardian angel

>>70585 what worth does my virginity have? i will sell it

>>70586 >Round Danuki ears perk up

>>70579 >>70581 >'Pure' Unicorn gets her secret BadAnon raep fantasies fulfilled >Secretly has always wanted an excuse to break loose from all the holy purity crap and become a Blackhorse >Has been compiling a secret list of sister-waifu targets in her diary >Some of them she knows will agree readily >She's hoping most of them will resist so she can help her Husbando raep them too >She even wants to do sick kinks like double-handholding with her Anon as they raep them together

>>70582 >Desert Ratas are longtail Gerbil-gals >they've all seen those 'butt-stuff' meemees

>>70589 You mean Jerboas? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerboa They're itty-bitty kangaroo mice!

>>70590 I was thinking of Gerbils, I might have confused the two. > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbillinae And of course: > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling

>>70591 Oh, my god. I never knew they were called "desert rats." I only know them as "big mice you can keep caged up in your home." It literally never occurred to me they must have some kind of natural environment they're from.

>>70593 All domesticated pets and farm animals we are used to seeing were originally wild critters somewhere. Now we are on Capychan, we should ask KC to do a Capybara mamono as the official Mascot-tan.

>>70592 >Tanuki that doesn't do interest I don't care if she's not as rich, I'm marrying her.

>>70594 >Capybara mamono What would be her thing? Lazy onsen sex all day?

>>70595 >Tanuki asks Anon about his level of interest >Anon says his only assets are the family jewels >Tanuki interest peaks >Anon shows her a small bag of gemstones >Tanuki not as happy as she expected

>>70568 too bad because I will be dumping 4, no 5, no 20 loads into ms raiju's fertile womb. we will spread a plague of raiju onto the world. our children will create an entire generation of zapsluts. there'll be so many raiju running around that they become a cultural and legal driving demographic. rubber gets banned for public use. all men are required to wear metal at all times. none are safe

>>70594 the real question is why haven't we domesticated more?