Wintertown brutes, then?

>>69478 You don't leave for a reason or an another...

>>69480 Sad, we need to make more kids in Wintertown so they can play in the snow together.

>>69478 All brutes can be in wintertown, sheer mass to surface area let's you retain body heat Ain't you ever seen a shaggy mino?

>>69482 >Ain't you ever seen a shaggy mino? With impressive horns and hair covering her eyes.

>>69483 >hair covering her eyes. Trust not the one who hides her intentions by hiding the window to her soul.

Wintertown date with your bro

>>69485 It's too cold outside. We should be cuddling in bed instead.

>>69485 So that's the true nature of Slavya the Russian 2ch mascot!

>>69483 Yes She's a bit less territorial but only because she's always with her sisters in a snuggle pile with their man

What a dork

>>69494 Shark not so smug after getting rotated like the idiot she is.

>>69495 fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

>>69493 >Food in bed Wrong, so wrong

>>69499 Go ahead anon. Give her the correction she needs.

maids?

>>69504 Are mandatory

i dont need a maid. get me off your maid mailing list

>>69506 >get me off <Yes master.

>>69506 he sounds like he fucks spider maids

>>69501 Coward.

>>69506 You'd think getting one would have maid your day.

>>69504 Clumsy maids are fine too

>>69511 it's weird how often a maids clothes explode

How about a rat maid? >Insists on 1kg of cheese per month as part of her payment >Lives in a run down house and constantly refuses your offers to move in with you(she wants you to convince her in a different way) >Says she always needs to taste your for for poison(she's just sneaking bites, but you let her) >Her tail always lifts her skirt at the most opportune moments, letting you see what her salary is really going towards >Has incredibly good hearing. You know she's sniffing your underwear in the washing room, you just can't prove it because it's impossible for you to catch her off guard. >Fast with cleaning tasks. Maybe a bit too fast, because she's already broken several expensive vases. It always somehow ends up with you slapping her ass with a ruler, you don't quite know why. >Sneaks into your room every fool moon and sleeps in your bed, and then sneaks out before you wake up, or at least she thinks you haven't woken up. She doesn't dare do anything further, and every time you try to "sleepingly" put your arms around her she scurries off. You are quite confused at what she wants.

>>69477 BASED mg story https://archiveofourown.org/works/77278016/chapters/202310851

>69514 >Murderslop Clown

>>69512 I know, this is why I think maids should work with the less amount of clothing as possible to avoid wardrobe malfunctions

Dont worry, I've commissioned a collaborative piece from miss Arachne and miss Gremlin. Those none-explosive maid clothes should be ready for distribution soon.

>>69513 1kg of cheese a month isn't a lot, how is she paying rent?

>>69519 i choose to believe with arachne clothes there is one loadbearing thread you can pull to unravel the whole thing

>>69521 Naturally. They're masters of their craft after all. Theres also a thread that creates auto-shibari on your maid. You know, for emergencies.

>>69496 >TFW no shark GF to playfully boop

>>69523 but she senses electricity from there

>>69504 honestly, i dont see the appeal. too servile.

>>69520 She doesn't need to pay rent if she owns the house. >>69524 Gotta be careful with static electricity around her.

>>69526 Okay, how is she paying the electric bill, the grocery bill, all the other bills? How can one Maus endure such squalor I ask you?

>>69513 >>Her tail always lifts her skirt at the most opportune moments, letting you see what her salary is really going towards i was hoping her salary would go to her boobs, after all that cheese is made with the finest Holstaur milk.

>>69514 Anon, MGE is an old IP. Your story is just a drop of edginess in a sea of murderhobo. You can stop begging for attention and try to engage with the thread in good faith.

>>69520 she lives in the dedicated maid room in your house if your apartment doesn't have a spare room, she lives in your walls (don't worry, she's a mouse, she can handle it)

>>69530 i don't think the omuukade will share

>>69530 I've thought about monsters living in the walls a lot, but I've also thought about living in the walls of monsters. Imagine being trapped in some megalilim's mansion and having to escape without getting spotted by her endless legions of maids, mages, and man eaters.

>>69532 I don't know about saccos, but it's your own fault if you let this smug retard moron plant do anything to you.

>>69520 >1kg of cheese a month isn't a lot Part of her salary anon, part. >>69530 >she lives in the dedicated maid room in your house She lives in her own (dilapidated) house. Did nobody read the green?

>>69533 >smug retard moron plant clearly they did something to YOU, anon

>>69534 i read the green i thought it was cute

>>69534 this is 2026, our AI read things for us, get with the times unc but seriously i don't care if the mousemaid lives on her own or in my home, her new place is in my bed

>>69534 I was hired to lead, not to read.

>>69535 yeah. her sweat and acid pheromones and dissolving hugs and biting lowered my IQ by 20. I hate this plant and her dumb smug pyramid teeth smile! I am going to pull on her drills.

>>69538 pretty sure the contract says "breed"

>>69531 >Ahahaha, g-good day to you ma'am! I'll be your roommate... <Baka nezumi >Yes, very "nice to meet" you too! <Haaaah?

>>69539 you can still get those iq points back by sucking on her tits, youll be okay anon just relax

>>69533 >>69539 i dunno, this smile just makes me wanna smile too, it brightens up my day would this smug bratty plant get disappointed that i just don't give enough of a damn to get angry at her?

>>69543 im sure she'd be fine if you just had normal, not angry sex. she might even prefer it, its entirely likely that she was taught that angry sex IS normal sex. show her the light.

GET OUT OF MY CAVE

>>69545 One of them looks like he's not going to get out of her cave anytime soon.

>>69546 And when he does get out he'll have little medusa in tow. That blush says he doesn't reaaaaaally want to leave though. Not actually.

I wonder if medusas and gargoyles ever get together to commiserate about stupid rock puns they get.

>>69551 >I'm already rock hard, bab- >SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>69551 ice girls got to have it worse

>>69554 COOL PARTY

>>69554 >you're getting deported! >into my bed

>watching Dragonheart with miss dragon >watching Dune with miss sandworm >watching The Human Centipede with miss oomukade

>>69551 Poor Ms Golem didn't get invited.

>>69559 Golem is made of clay. Clay is not a rock more like mud, Golem is just a hard-baker Dorome

>>69559 Too many hoops. Please remove 3.

>Whitehorn 'accidentally' being caught in the headlights and totalling your car in the dark cold forest >Whitehorn INSISTS on making it up to you by carrying you the rest of the journey and don't worry if you fall asleep on the way ULTERIOR MOTIVES

>>69564 don't worry about it

>>69558 >Gee, Anon, do you think you could do that to my throat and ass? >>69560 Noir detective golem when?

>>69565 I don't trust her and furthermore she has a large butt.

>>69558 >>69566 I'm sure Alp-chan knows how not to rip the skin.

>>69564 Sooo... What does one do when a whitehorn knows your address. It's been 3 days and she's not going away.

>>69569 wow, she took you to your house? that seems low percentage

>>69569 sneak out famously whitehorns have no skills in tracking or in nature they are city folk and will not be able to tell where you are and are actually really bad at navigating the snow so you'll outpace her and she definitely doesn't know how to shoot so no worries about being hit with realm silver bullets and even if she could shoot she's a terrible shot yep yep

finally got a free moment for the latest latenights

>>69571 Why are you selling me to the whitehorns? Would you really betray your fellow man that easily?

>>69558 As sone kind of joke I guess?

>>69558 Some lucky guy is going to end up with two Alps

>>69573 >

>>69566 >Noir detective golem when? Discworld had one of those

>>69574 She wants to be really sure that you aren't ashamed of your dick.

>>69572 This cupid seems highly suspicious

>>69572 Thanks doc

>>69579 cupid? where? i dont see a cupid. its very fashionable for normal human women to wear berets and carry bows and arrows and trench coats

>>69569 Shoot the dear and consume her pussy

>>69582 >look out window >whitehorn staring at you >grab gun >go to window >aim gun >whitehorns gone >*click* >feel barrel of second gun press to back of head >"Show me your penis boyfriend"

>>69567 If only she wasn't a 'taur

>>69583 Guess it was Elmer season after all...

>>69583 Weak, she will consume your flesh instead.

>>69583 You've really gotta give it to her after getting out-fucking-skilled that hard. Literally and figuratively.

>>69586 Deers love salty things. Luckily anon has a salty meatstick they can lick.

>>69589 >Anon regrets immediately salting the iced path up to his house

>>69590 That's just asking for it. You might as well put up a sign saying "Certified whitehorn slut lives here". Although, the salt would be more effective because they can smell it.

>>69591 who is certifying me as any sort of slut for any monster? Is this some sort of Eros agency?

>YFW cute little deer whitehorn >YFW giant elk whitehorn She's a sweetheart, promise. A really big sweetheart capable of running through four feet of snow like it's not there, but a sweetheart nonetheless. Until she's horny.

>>69569 Call the Zoophile Control Services. They get over at your place and morph her into a more humanoid deer version. (I know these exists, as with horses)

>>69592 No, he's just dumb, Whitehorn don't fall in love with salted roads

>>69595 she likes salt. salted nuts. salted anon.

>>69592 Actually it's Mara this time. The Temple of Mara saw their declining amount of followers, so they decided to start handing out certificates that attract certain species. You can get one by either having enough "experience" with one species, or you can get one "lend" off to you, which means you have to "pay off the debt" whenever you finally get with that species by doing a hardcore training inside the Temple.

>>69593 >YFW giant elk whitehorn Not big enough. Give me a megaloceros white horn.

>>69597 >The Temple of Mara saw their declining amount of followers, so they decided to start handing out certificates that attract certain species How about they stop chopping off guys' balls over arbitrary accusations of "being bad"? I'm sure a sex-goddess that grants huge dicks would've had a GREAT amount of followers if not for this castration bullshit.

>>69593 >YFW cute little deer whitehorn >Go to greet her >"Hey, i'm anon, your new neighbour." >You immediately spoke her and she stamps her face on a tree. >Now you have to carry her ass back into your car and drive to the next hospital(around 50km away)

>>69599 If you don't cheat on your wife or do something worse, you won't have to worry about it.

>>69601 >If you don't cheat on your wife... But I love true polygynous relationships. Having multiple monster-girls isn't "cheating".

>>69602 Yeah, it isn't.

Hebis

Apophis Apohises Apophi Apostrophes

>>69599 After the rise of the monster lord, no one has to worship her to get a giant dick, every (well, most) monster husband gets one for free. I guess if you want a truly violent penor she's still a necessity, but if you're already making stomachs bulge anyway...

Mara's moral values are complete and total bullshit. <[Anon 1] "I'm a complete asshole who can and will abuse, humiliate, and outright rob people systematically for nothing other than my personal enjoyment! I've made life hell for a bunch of guys while in high school, traumatized them with constant bullying and abuse, and maybe broke a few of them. My principle is: Might makes right!" >[Mara] "Oh you're okay, have a 10 inch cock and a graceful dragon wife so your offspring would be even stronger and more brutal. Truly, you're the paragon of human race!" <[Anon 2] "I would like two monster wives..." >[Mara] "CASTRATION! Chop off this guy's balls--" Mara doesn't finish her speech because Anon 2 shoots her with an automatic rifle. Also that bully guy, too.

>>69608 Anon, what the fuck are you talking about. Are you high? Retarded? Both? That's not how that works.

>>69609 If you want to make a point, try at least do it constructively. Everybody can call people "retarded".

*Tips hat*

>>69591 there's a big market for novelty shirts, mugs and signs once portals open

>>69610 incoherence begets incoherence

>>69613 >incoherence You have failed to point it out, though. Unless calling people "high" or "retarded" automatically makes them incoherent.

>>69608 What's wrong with bullying, anon? If you don't like being abused, fight back or shut up about it. Nobody has ever died from having their lunch money taken away or being pushed around a little.

I need a hebi to bully me sexually.

>>69610 That is indeed constructive. What you said is so stupid and outlandish there is no other description for it. You really have 0 understanding on how the setting works, so don't be surprised when you get treated as such. That said, i'll explain it in simple terms for you. Someone who's an asshole like in your first example won't get rewarded for it. It's in the setting, but it's also common sense. Maybe you should read it. Also that example has some serious unresolved trauma going on with it. From the wiki. >According to her(Mara), the more good a man is, the bigger his penis should be. Reading one sentence would have told you that. Secondly, Mara at no point is stated to punish harems. In the MGE, you can have harems by either getting a Harem Mamono wife, or by simply telling the mamono you court that you want to form a harem. The important part here is consent. If you promise you wife she will be your one and only, you can't go back on that word. That's what's considered cheating. Understood? Newfags lurk before talking, lest they say something retarded and rightfully get called out for it.

>>69615 >Nobody has ever died from having their lunch money taken away or being pushed around a little. So, does that mean that I can do anything I want long as I don't kill anybody?

>>69618 That's a shitpost.

>>69617 >Someone who's an asshole like in your first example won't get rewarded for it. It's in the setting, Care to point out the exact quote "from the setting" that supports your claim? So far I haven't seen anything like that. In fact, sometimes assholes do get rewarded, example: A robber that made a living by stealing from others and mugging people got a cute wurm wife and a job as the ranger-captain. (Source: World Guide Side ! Dragonia) >According to her(Mara), the more good a man is, the bigger his penis should be. "Good" and "bad" are relative criteria. Go ask a Muslim if it's good to kill somebody who refuses to submit to an entity whose existence was never observed. Or, go ask a thief if you're good for robbing hundreds of people and becoming rich from that. >Secondly, Mara at no point is stated to punish harems. You take that to the other anon >>69601 He is the one who mentioned "cheating on your wife" as a reason for castration.

>>69620 You quoted me twice.

>>69622 but then you don't get rescued by a mysterious masked wurm who protects the weak and the innocent. i might have to take my chances

>>69620 MGE does not really take a stance either way. Whether you're an asshole bully that abused someone in high school, or a psychopath regime enforcer that sent a lot of people to prison or execution without a second thought, or a saint that lived a virtuous life, you all get a chance to start a new life with a mamono wife. That's the whole point of a setting, everybody deserves a second chance. Also, <USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Why?

There's a mofu sphere in my bedroom. Where is wisdom to be found?

I need a hebi to catheterize me.

>>69626 Someone had a melty is the answer.

Whoever is hopping VPNs and clearing browser cache to go around bans, you are not so clever and lack of fingerpting is a fingerprint on its own. I'll have to tune up the VPN detection so have fun while it lasts, but I'm pretty sure mod here will just start deleting dumb post coming from those with no posting history until I sort out the detection.

>>69630 thanks for looking out for us

>>69627 Wisdom is found in the wurm. >"If all that glitters is gold, why do other metals shine? Its because gold isn't always the shiniest!"

>>69627 In the sphere, head first. Slowly, don't want to hit her by accident

i quite like the idea of a monster drowning me. i am terrified of drowning

>>69635 She'll make you drown in pleasure.

>>69630 Ok, but can I still continue my long streak of dumb posts?

Drowning in cats, a mighty end for a rotten life

>>69638 Dive into them like Scrooge McDuck!

>>69634 >Head first But then you can't be nose to nose in the mofu sphere, it's hard to turn around in there. Go in feet first, but make sure they're clean because you're going to be sticking them in her face. Also, make sure your crotch faces her when your waist goes in, unless you're into that.

Why do high-level dragons always wear such gaudy armor?

>>69639 If I couldn't hurt them, I would. Pure bliss

>>69641 Because they're tough enough that its more of a wealth flex rather than a functional use.

>>69641 She doesn't actually need the armor, she's making a statement. Flexing, if you will.

>>69641 To affirm themselves, and justify all those years spent waiting on a pile of stolen goods.

>>69639 how many piles of monsters can you find in the wild? slimes, bogeys, lamia mating balls come to mind

>>69646 I remember a discussion about monster pit and their formation

>>69647 i'm sure there's some overlap but a pile feels different than a pit. ghoul pit? of course ghoul pile? maybe

>Don't care for jewelry >Dragon wife wants to deck you out like a flamboyant sultan >Bickering ensues >Finally accept a watch she gives you >It's only stainless steel, trash from a century ago she forgot to get rid of >HFW >>69648 Ghoul piles happen in the ghoul pit when all of the ghouls are 'eepy.

>>69648 old warcrime/wartime mass graves

>>69636 kelpies are kind of perfect, but im also not big on the horse thing. horses are scary and horse pussy is unappealing.

do you like to be raped classily or like, just normally?

>>69652 she's got to make sure the atmosphere and mood is right; it's just polite

>>69652 Can I be raped gyaruily?

A gyaru would not hoodienap me

>>69652 id say lovngly

Why is there so much purple in Wonderland?

>>69657 good colour

>>69658 purplesex

>>69649 Jewelry is heavy, because gold, platinum etc. You won't simply be able to walk if she decorates you with 1/20th of her hoard. >trash from a century ago she forgot to get rid of It's called an antique dammit

is raging mushroom tea good for you?

>>69661 Don't know but I'll have a raging mushroom when I tell her I microwave my tea.

>>69661 ms hatter seems to like it

>>69444 Vamp-nonnete high school adventures continue! Today: Vamp-nonnete goes to talk with the schools advisor: >walk in to meet with the advisor after classes >oh no >its a guy >Its a cute guy >its a guy married to a human woman >instant clam drier >i can be a fanglet but even i am not that pathetic >thats for the extremists on 4mon /pol/ board >anyways >try to explain to him what worries me >blank stare from him > We understand that you might be worried because of their race/species, but we do not endorse any preferential treatment in our educatonal establishment, and any racism will get you suspended >feel like im dealing with an NPC irl >I am the same race/species as them! what do you mean? > we know that there is some animosity between your two subtypes but we try to make sure everyone has an equal chance at education >they are Damper`s i say with a HARD R! >MISS I WOULD HAVE YOU WRITTEN UP! >Glorius Demon Lord, an actual NPC > i do a 180 and leave >fucking bloodbag, maybe some of the other teachers would give me a usefull advice!

>>69660 >It's called an antique dammit IT'S MADE OUT OF IRON! IRON! HUMANS CAN MAKE THAT IN THEIR BLASTED FURNACES! IT'S NOT PRECIOUS ENOUGH FOR HER PRECIOUS NO MATTER HOW OLD IT IS! I made the post in jest, but I can legitimately see that triggering lots of dragons.

>>69659 excellent

>>69661 i would tell her i have made teabased mashed potatoes >>69657 Acid trippy stuff >>69655 does that mean she would steal your hoodie?

im doing the charasort with a clearer head and im being confounded by choices i would've never been bothered by before. balrog or werebat??

>>69665 Wait, humans can make gold in their blast furnaces too... And pretty much any metal they know of. Does that make gold a shitty material for her hubby too?

>>69670 only good material is her old scales and maybe her shed skin

>>69670 Steel is made, gold is refined (and also significantly less common to begin with). You are welcome to me to wear her scales, though. You'll need a necklace, a headdress, a really nice chest plate, pauldrons.. Oh, her nails could work for those!

>>69664 Wait, so being married to a human woman is a sure protection against vamps?

>>69672 That's all nice and good but, what is she gonna use to make my machinegun out of?

>>69674 mostly iridium

>>69675 Yeah, so I'll die when I touch the thing. Iridium is toxic

Would Automatons lure shotas by dressing as Five Nights At Freddy's characters?

>>69676 You'll get better. Forever.

>>69674 Cats. LAZER CATS.

>>69676 Organoiridium compounds are toxic but metallic iridium isn't soluble enough to get inside the body. More people have died of gold poisoning.

>>69677 that would work on me and im no shota. its just good business

>>69677 i don't know if they need to dress up. boys are already predisposed to like robots, dinosaurs and robot dinosaurs

Iridium is heavy, you know. Making weapons out of it is simply impractical.

>>69685 Yeah, that’s a great way to irritate a gremlin into making some kind of absurd super weapon out of it. Good thinking!

>>69682 >Modern automatons dress as Gundam with tits >It's embarrassing since those V fins are incredibly tacky >The fact that the costume also works on man children is nice though

>dragon showing you her hoard >"...and this is the mecha-dragon that the ancients built to try and stop me, best fight I ever had" >"I almost restored it to working order but I just can't get the reactor to start"

Which monster provides the best seating? I think lamia. comfy tail chair to sit in while you stare at the sun together for 9 hours straight

>>69689 Abaddon got dat abdomen. Not in this pic but I only got one pic saved so far.

>>69686 Just tell her to make a golden handgun, you know, like those dictators in movies carry. Gold is easily available compared to iridium, and a weapon made of it is even less practical as gold is fairly soft compared to forget steel

>>69689 Oomukade chair.

>>69691 >forget steel yes sir, magic time, submit to dark mages

>>69693 doggamnit, that is one funny typo

>>69689 I'd rather provide a seating for my monster girl. Right on my face hehe

>be anon >stuck in the school building during prom night >a monster-style prom is not like your ordinary thing, the best way to describe it would be a haunted night >or a hunting night, if we see this from monsters’ perspective >the guys are being locked in the school building until morning, with enough food, water etc. necessities to go by >the monsters lurk around the school, looking for ways to either penetrate the defenses and storm the building, or invade through an unguarded entrance >practically it’s a fortress defense scenario >there are four of you guys in the school, and a whole swarm of monster girls outside >escape is practically impossible, once you’re outside the fortified school, you’re boned >frankly, your chances are pretty slim, since only one guy was known to ever have survived >his name was Anon Incognitus, a talented engineer, and he survived by building a machine-gun and blasting everybody that tried to get close to him >you, however, are nowhere near as talented or capable as him >there’s Albert, a doofus that has only survived for so long thanks to his unrelenting streaks of luck >there’s Cronus, a guy that has limited martial arts skills >there’s Torsion, a guy that’s constantly drunk, smoking weed, and blasting jokes from horrible to outstandingly hilarious >and, well, there’s you >the videogame nerd, with outstanding combat skills >unfortunately, those are limited to Unreal Tournament and games like that >your barricades are pretty good, and monster-girls can’t just freely trash school property by breaking doors, walls and windows, but there are plenty of ways to get inside <(Albert) Backdoors? <(Cronus) Locked. Utility entries? <(Torsion) Locked ‘n’ bolted! (takes a drag from his joint) >you get upside to double-check the roof exits >locked, bolted and barricaded >it was when you’ve heard strange noises coming from the men’s restrooms >you freeze in place, listening cautiously >you realize that screaming “Hello? Is anybody there?” is one of the most dumbass things you can do >what should you do, though? >you stay up there, you risk getting jumped by a monster >you go down, whoever’s in there quietly gets out and hides somewhere until she finds the perfect moment to claim someone >and there are more girls capable of just that than there are guys, claimed and not, in the whole school >those three assassin types are of special concern, since they’re known to be able to penetrate hideouts far more secure >you pull out your communicator and type to the rest of the boys that something’s up there on the 4th floor, in the men’s restroom >by the time they come up, the noises are dead <”Well Anon, guess we just barricade the door so nothing gets out.” >two of you set off to the nearest classroom, grab a couple chairs and blockade the door >meanwhile, something crashes LOUDLY on the 1st floor >oh shit… <(Albert) “What was that?! Let’s go check out!” >you all hold this retard back from certain doom >whatever that was, it was no accident >somebody has just infiltrated the school <(Albert) w-w-well… what should we do? >shut up and do not reveal your fucking presence, that’s what >(Cronos, whispering) Guys, let’s hide somewhere! We’ll think of a plan later! >just as you were looking for a place to hide, you saw a black silhouette on the other side of the corridor >you all go “SHI-I-I-I-IIIT” and run away >after two minutes of running, you find yourselves in the basement >quickly, you lock the only entrance, the metal hatch, and plan your next move >on one hand, this place is about as safe as you could hope >there’s no way to get in there, except through that locked hatch >on the other hand, many capable monster-girls may be just able to unlock the hatch >or seduce, trick, or just make you open that damned door via some sort of magic >you perfectly realize this, and so, you plan on your net move >Albert grabs a patch of tin foil and shapes a makeshit helmet out of it <”Hey, we can use these tin foil helmets to reflect all the mind control magic!” >Cronos grabs a jar of magnesium powder <”And we can use this to create a flashbang to distract the monsters after us!” >Torsion pulls something out from behind the shelf rack <”And we can use this machine gun to shoot them!” >wait, what-- is that… >Is that the Incognitus’ famous machine gun he used to repel the monster-girls through the night?! >and there’s plenty of bullets for that, too >you look at one another, with a knowing grin “We know just what we should do.” >meanwhile, on the third floor >a crack-team of four monster-girls is looking for the boys >they’d open the doors and let everybody in, but they want to stake their first claims into them >Valeria, the Shiftshadow, a species known for their excellent stealth skills and a tendency to tease their targets before capturing them >Cosma, the Oriental assassin, the one that got through the ventilation into the bathroom on the fourth floor >those japs and their uncanny obsession with toilets >Centuria, the so-called ‘empress of the night’ >and finally, Sandria, the doppelganger >they’re already deciding who’s going to claim who <(Valeria) “Anon is mine.~” <(Cosma) “I’ll take Cronos. I’d like to challenge him… how long will his martial arts hold him up against me?~” <(Centuria) “Torsion is mine. I will make a fine man out of this ill-mannered commoner” <(Sandria) “I like how cute Albert can be sometimes. We’ll make a great couple~” >the monster-girls patrol the school, looking for their targets, when suddenly, Cosma picks something up <”...It’s on the first floor. West Wing. They’re in the cafeteria~” <(Valeria) “This sounds like a job for us. Let me deal with them~” <(Centuria) “No need to, they’re cornered. We’ll just come to them and seize them. No way they could fight us.” <(Sandria) *giggles* >the girls head straight towards cafeteria, excited and eager >they bust into the room like Charlotte’s Angels and scan the room for any boys >suddenly, a blinding flash of light disorients them, followed by automatic gunfire >Torsion, with the machine-gun in hands, is blasting monsters <”YEEEEEEE-HAW now that was fun!” >the monsters, unable to withstand the hail of demon-silver bullets, are dropping down <(Albert) “So, what we gonna do about them now?” <(Cronos) “Just lock them somewhere. They won’t be a threat to us until morning” <(Torsion) “Hey, I know what we should do! Let me carry that one!” >Torsion picks up the vampire and hauls her towards the gymnasium, that was arranged into the dancing floor + party hall >pretending that he wants to grope her tits, he quietly steals her wallet and empties half of it >everybody picks up a girl and carries them over, following Torsion >thanks to some coincidence, everybody picks exactly the girl that chose them >when you finish bringing them over, you think what to do next <(Torsion) “Well, what are ya waiting for? Time to get this party rockin’!” >he places the vampire close to the speakers and puts his flashcard into the DJ-station >the room is filled with the sounds of heavy metal <(Torsion) “C’mon, let’s party! We’ve got snacks, booze, fireworks...”

>>69689 Slimes, especially shogs. Dorome and water elementals would also be pretty good.

I’M OOMUKADES ARE JUST ARMORED LAMIAS.

>>69689 Foxes because they can wrap their tail around you like a blanket.

>>69664 A vampire actually left a guy after realizing he's married to a h*man? And she didn't even try to bite them both to "correct" them?

>>69689 The bogey; thick thighs and literally plush body.

>>69660 In a world of gold and demonsilver, a scratched $10 cheapie is made if priceless stainless steel >Anon thinks its just a junk workwatch >Every other hoarder mamono from Dragons to Tanukis swoon at the spectacular treasure her Anon is wearinh

>>69696 (Cool numbers btw) This is the vampire when she wakes up and finds out half her money (and the photo of her mommy, too) are missing.

>>69693 Can I submit to just 1 dark mage? I am a 1 woman man.

>>69707 You can submit to one dark mage but she'll have multiple personalities. Best I can do.

>>69708 Good enough! Hopefully she can really switch it between them. >Mommy Dom >Dommy Mommy That'd be perfect.

>>69702 Look, man, the whole vampire species is in shambles. It is HARD out there for vamps these days. The Twilight books alone, man. Just devastating.

>>69710 Well then why don't they drop their autistic acting? 75% of their problems can be solved simply by starting to act more honestly.

>>69693 How many dark mages are we talking? I'm flexible, but if it's any more than two or three then I'm gonna need to draw up timetables and shit.

>>69715 Don't post off topic shit. Be normal, stop formatting, don't butt in when other people are talking about things they like to proclaim how much you don't like it. In short, lurk for a year before posting.

Sooner or later KC is going to have to do something about the holstaurs' size to incentivize people to draw them bigger. The other species are competing close in the cows special trait. The cows may be dethroned someday. Also I want to be lured in by a motherly cow.

>>69717 i mean, she did get an upgrade in the cgs. the holstaur mines take their toll on a man

>>69717 Just going by their main profile art, I'm pretty sure Abaddon has the Holstaur beat by a considerable margin at this point.

>>69720 i seem to recall apophis, sandworm and krampus giving strong competition but i haven't given them a gander in a bit

>>69721 Just looked at KC's art; sandworm and apophis are roughly the same size as the holstaur, krampus is definitely bigger.

>>69657 Purple is a royal color. I can imagine that being QoH's additional touch. >>69689 Wonderworm should be pretty high in that ranking.

>>69661 Yes.

>>69657 Don't know but I want to taste purple

The wants of monsterkind truly are an enigma. Maybe one day we will be one step closer to understanding

>>69729 I'm not certain but it looks like this kot is overheating. Can't figure why

>>69730 >>69729 On second hand, the more I'm looking at it the more I want to bump in that chest and rest my head on her head. Maybe anons's wants are also cryptic.

>>69730 Weird, I thought she's trying to say her clothes are the wrong size.

>>69732 You might right, maybe those clothes are too short and hot. Seems weird during winter but who knows what's in cat's mind

>>69733 Probably cheezburgers. Cats love 'em.

>>69504 >anon gives away his address to all sorts of bothersome organizations to provide meido the pleasure of politely but firmly ejecting unwanted solicitors from the master's estate >always comes back hot and bothered and eagerly waits until dinner to be asked if there were any visitors today >"And then I said- you know what I said? 'The master is not expecting visitors today.' Hee hee hee hee."

>>69734 Old, so old but not wrong

Vampires and vampire mosquitoes don't get along explicitly within the source material, but nothing is said about the relationship between vampires and werebats. I like to imagine the local tribal chief of the werebats and the regional vampire lord hang out from time to time.

>>69738 Bats get a bad rep because of vamps, I don't think they would go along well

>>69739 No, I think bats have a pretty good rep actually. I reckon they'd be friends. Bats are cute.

In fact I bet they hang out all the time. Vampire castles are nice and dark and quiet during the day and fun and active at night - perfect for nocturnal werebats. And a great way to dispose of vampire hunters that don't pique the vampire's interest.

>>69740 That's what I'm saying. Good girls like werebats wouldn't associate with scumbags

>>69744 He's not the only one who doesn't like vamps but I get what you mean. Still, werebats and vamps shouldn't get along, it seems obvious.

>>69745 They definitely could. The werebat profile states they're sadist by nature, and are only timid when in light.

>>69740 I have so many questions about her fashion choices and the comfort of wearing 2 belts as a top.

>>69737 >Old, so old You're describing the IDEAL cheshwife.

>>69751 No it's realistic, spiders are evil.

>>69752 SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

>>69752 Some how you manage not to have a meltie whenever spiders are brought up

>>69753 You're evil, you should be in the castle too

>>69755 I'd be into that if I can hang out with Miss Arachne.

congrats anon, you've been hired as the personal bodyguard of the Mofuzuka heiress, keep an eye on her and keep her safe and remember, if you so much a lay a finger on her you'll be sent to the tofu mines for all eternity

>>69754 A meltie? Are you for real? That's a meltie for you? Anyway, red melting slime would be in the castle too

>>69758 >6 posts deep into how much you hate vampires kek

>>69759 He's definitely obsessed and will have MANY dhampir children.

>>69759 True. I'm going to filter the v-word.

I'm going to start removing post mentioning benderfag or any other "namefag" without warning. Some of you are too quick to derail the thread with off topic nonsense and linking identities in an anonymous board. Let this serve as a warning as to what happens when you don't lurk or try to blend in.

>>69741 What's the point of such a job if the contract doesn't end with a wedding?

At any rate, I think people make a huge deal out of how solitary they think vampries are. All it says is that they're prideful and they look down on "humans", a trait which honestly could be applied to any species with a more predator-prey relationship. It doesn't say they look down on non-vampires, and given their reality I think we'd see something more akin to what's traditionally portrayed. A living centered around a vampire's castle as a center of commerce and regional influence. Obviously they'd hang out with other vampires, but asides from staff living in their castle, there'd be the various monstergirls slotting into their niche. The werebats, the arachne, A tower for a dark mage or a lich and their minions, a smithy for a cyclops, an alraune for the gardens, gargoyles on the perches, a corrupted chapel with fallen priests and angels. Sure a wight's castle might host a panoply of undead, but for some reason to me a Vampire's castle strikes me as inherently more metropolitan. Maybe it's because historically they've been portrayed as consorting with all kinds of monsters and devils, and not really pigeonholed.

>>69765 Cattle shouldn't speak that much.

Gero-gero-gero.

>>69767 Wise words, wurms can resonate

>>69478 I imagine that the Yeti is strong enough to break your ribs after her muscle training, but because this is MGE your rib cage instantly gets healed afterwards or some shit and the Yeti will limit the force of her future hugs from then onwards so your ribs just barely stay intact without breaking or fracturing.

>>69769 Why would a mamono from MGE break your bone?

>>69770 Not sure how this all works, apologies.

Amazing

>>69771 Technically, you're right BUT mamono's instinct would prevent it (I let other anons correct me if I'm wrong).

>>69771 Generally when people on this thread talk about "pelvis breaking" or whatnot, it's an exaggeration for dramatic effect. My mom actually DID break her pelvis, and DAMN is it ever painful and non-sexy. Also takes SO LONG to recover from, since you can't really isolate those joints without completely crippling someone for months. Anywho, hot succ moms want your DICK.

>>69774 This, unicorn magic would heal you in one go but until the medics arrive it will be agony

Is it too much to ask for a Cheshire to break my funny bone?

>>69777 Anon, Cheshires are too skilled at comedy to break a funny bone.

>>69770 If it's on accident it could still happen. It's one of those things that if it happens once she'll learn to moderate her strength, like you with a delicate pet.

>>69768 I had a dream once that i was playing chess against a computer, but they had a wurm as a chess piece, and the wurm would always tunnel and capture my king and i would always get mad.

>>69779 It breaks when we have too much fun or not enough?

>>69781 You must be marked, the wurms wants to grab your king dong

>>69785 Honestly wurms are quite boring in my opinion. I don't find dragons of any kind appealing.

>>69786 What do you like?

>>69788 Bugs, mofu, and undead.

>>69790 A fluffy wurm would be ok?

>>69791 I don't particularly hate it, i don't particularly like it. Adding fluff to a wurm doesn't really add any appeal to me. It'd be like adding a spoiler to a jeep.

>>69800 >spoiler to a jeep Is that when automatons naruto run?

>>69801 Wouldn’t they just run with the jet-style propulsion they seem to have built in? More like a fighter jet or a gundam or whatever?

>>69740 Auntie bat is the best, she's out of shape but still cute and cool

>>69804 They probably hover more than run, jetpack around

>>69749 minotaur and werebat approved fashion i want to see the fabled 3 belt top

>>69806 Yeah, exactly. I bet really old automatons rumble like a baby kitten’s purrs, and newer ones have a quiet high tech hum. To be clear, the best automatons are ancient and I want you all to acknowledge that.

>>69808 I like the ones that can't fly because their tech isn't high spec enough, but they do have explosive propulsion, and they use it to leap around

>>69805 It's not Friday yet, auntster should go back to their basements

>>69811 Keeping your auntster in your basement is quite kinky. What are you doing with her anon?

>>69816 NTA but rape dungeon

>>69817 it's a popular house addition

>>69816 It reminds me of the greentext of anon and his auntster doing laundry in the basement

>>69817 >My nephew abducted me and then imprisoned me in his impregnating rape dungeon Sounds like bad smut a Danuki would write in her spare time.

Consider dating a younger monster, every moment you spend with a gf like a pear-shaped js Balrog would be giving you the urge to shove your face between her thick brown thighs and grab her fat ass with both hands.

>>69821 why would i do this when i could date an adult

>>69820 Best seller idea and a guide that some aunties on the internet use as example, after that they share their stories in form of greentexts in 4mon

>>69818 >be contractor helping mamano build their dream rape dungeon >about finished but she doesn't know how a lot of the equipment operates >let her try it out on you >get raped unforeseeable consequences

>>69818 How about a cellar or an attic?

>>69822 You should instead ask, why would you do that when you could date a horny loli that has curves in the right places

>>69825 Attics get extremely hot during the day specially in summer, imagine how sweaty you would become trying to do anything up there

>>69827 >Anon and Auntie have VIGOROUS sex for hours. >End up VERY dehydrated >Momster finds them both in a naked cuddle puddle >”Water!” “Water!” Many such cases! Always stay hydrated!

Do not disturb the harmony of fire, ice and lightning. Or something.

>>69828 >naked cuddle puddle with your auntster That's my dream

>>69830 elf elf elf elf

>>69827 You have to make it well ventilated and your auntie will also add stuff like a mirror ceiling and camera spots, so she can record herself better when bragging to her sewing club friends about her affairs with her nephew

>>69824 >anon was not prepared for unforeseen consequences

>>69833 I mean, why go into a mamono’s home if you plan to do baby making sex?

I met a bunyip in the ring she could take all I had to bring I said to her "I didn't hear no bell" and from my words something she could tell "Do you come from a land down under?"

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

accidentally starting a boss fight with wurm

wurm has such high defence she could get hit by dark matter or eat a raging mushroom or take any lust provoking spell to the face and still be like "hello. I'm wurm and I like rocks." and honestly, same. I like rocks too, wurm.

>>69843 >>69844 Stop molesting the Earth Dragons.

>>69845 i am expressing my admiration for her resilience

'mallow muncher

>>69844 physical defense, sure. emotional defense? not so sure

>>69848 Oh no, the evil marshmallow cat is attacking that poor, innocent wurm. We need to defend her.

>>69855 You're right, but her counter (crying and being sad because you're a meanie) is really strong too.

I love that the memetic version of worms on the thread is basically deeded dream girls, while the actual MGE entry for them is more like “I will plow through your whole village to get at you, my love!”

>>69860 Deeded? DEREDERE

>>69860 >deeded What?

>deeded wurm DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON DEEDEE. PLEASE I BEG YOU.

What's a deeded dream girl. Some kind of night mare?

>>69864 She has a deed for something, enjoy your Wight or Vampire.

>>69865 But what does the deed have to do with dreams? And can a wurm be a wight or a vampire? The mistery deepens.

>>69867 This is honestly the type of cartoon logic that would only work in Wonderland if the cheshire gods have blessed you and are on your side.

>>69868 >Cheshire gods FINALLY a deity worth my time and worship!

>>69871 You don't know what you are dealing with anon. The cheshire gods are fickle, like a bored cat. One day you have the blessing of comedically good luck, and the next you slip on a banana and land dick first in cheshire butt.

>>69872 That’s just incredibly good luck in two flavors.

>>69831 All elf lovers deserve to have an excessively loving elf aunt and/or mother who sexually harasses and molests them.

>>69873 speaking of flavor

>>69875 Man, now I want pizza. And chesh butt.

>>69876 If cheshire presents her ass in a pizza box, it is entirely her own fault if I eat it.

>>69867 Man Eater Plant not so tough after meeting Plant Eater Man they 69'd and "ate" each other, and lived happily ever after

>>69875 >work standard 12 hour shift >HUNGRY >call in and order pizza to pick up on the way home >finally get in the door >VERY HUNGRY >open pizza box >chesh butt, no pizza I would be livid

>>69874 That's the dream... that is the dream.

>>69880 >"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of my dinner running away, you're coming right to me?" <"I can't eat the smug out of you unless I get closer."

>>69874 I agree, when your grandma looks like this there's no way I could hold back

Look at this magnificent creature. Not a single thought inside that head

>>69884 It's time to turn the family tree into family stairs

>>69885 With that huge ahoge it's really no wonder.

Ahogre.

>>69884 Imagine participating with grandma in one of those "hero" plays at the school festival

>>69886 That's probably more common in other races that aren't elves

>>69770 >be highly esteemed Unicorn surgeon >go jogging in the park every morning >"accidentally" crash into single Anons >still no Husbando >by the time Anon patients get to the OR they're already engaged to Neko-nurses in the ER, Jinko paramedics, and in one really embarrassing case the Kiki-janitor

>>69891 >in one really embarrassing case the Kiki-janitor Ok, i need to hear the juicy details. What is embarrassing about that one?

>>69891 I'm not sure I trust this new procedure

>>69893 Its fine, she's a professional.

>>69893 >Dr U Nicorn's prescription >"Anon patient requires firm application of pussy" >AmeliaBedelia Chesh "instructions unclear"

Which is the most dangerous monster to pet?

>>69892 >elegant noble Unicorn surgeon with years of medical studies, teaching professorship, published in esteemed journals, on the Hospital board, senior magical surgical researcher, prepared to perform lifesaving operation on Anon patient with all the magical resources of MGC Hospital at her disposal >kiki janitor on her lunchbreak squatting in a corner of the ambulance bay simply gives semi-conscious Anon on a gurney one of her fresh pierogi

>>69896 Any cat. Very scratchy

>>69894 >she's a professional. Missed opportunity. Shoulda gone with >she's a purrfessional.

>>69899 I don't see any claws on her, so I think I am safe and will scritch her just a lil bit around the ears.

>>69897 Makes me feel bad for Ms Unicorn. Hopefuly she can find an anon to fix his heart.

>>69893 It works and you get a kot wife

>>69896 not a single mamono is dangerous to pet they're all completely harmless to humans and if you somehow accidentally hurt yourself on them they would start crying and trying to fix you

>>69896 99% of a ryu is just fine

>>69906 Watching a Ryu shudder while you pet her reverse scale is pretty cool, but not dangerous.

>>69896 I want to take this question seriously, so, Another Anon's wife.

>>69889 The mere thought of an elf granny makes me feel like I am about to explode and I mourn the lack of any fat jiggly granny elf cheeks to explode into. Visibly older women are criminally underrated. Please, Japan... I just want a wrinkle or two on my immortal elves... >>69886 >Low similarity results have been hidden. What a shame. It looked so good too.

>>69909 >[Muru no Honbako] Impregnating my elf mother. [English] [Waterkujo] Maybe spending less time with AI and porn would make you realize how easy it is to find stuff like that.

>>69910 >spending less time with AI Some day I will hire a guy to make a sad automaton so when people say cruel things like this I can show them the hurt they bring.

>>69911 that's infinitely less cute than you think it is

mamono are just AIbros but about sex <oh here in MGC our board games always end in sex >why? <because it's better that way >but what if I just want to have game night but without having sex or needing to have sex afterwards? sex goes in everything sexual plays sexual music shows sexual navelgazing sexual payment processing sexual bread everything is Powered By Sex get meowta here

>>69889 Granny please, go back home and don't embarrass me in front of my friends!

>>69909 >I just want a wrinkle or two on my immortal elves... Sorry, you'll just have to use breast size age determination like the rest of us.

>>69913 >sexual bread Shogloaf?

wilmarina being silly again

>>69916 Might just be one of those french baguettes--they're the penis of the bread kingdom!

Auntie doesn't know what to wear for her nephew on Friday

Sick of ugly fat hags. Get me a niece.

>>69923 OK, more hags for me, then! >Anon found dead >Cause of death: hags ThumbsUp.jpg

>>69923 ok unc

>>69925 Pregnant Bapho erotic

rate me on how successful my pickup attempt will be >raiju? more like "why ju ain't my girlfriend yet?"

>>69927 On the one hand, I think your fated Raiju would be OK with this. On the other hand, I suspect most Raiju would find it off-putting and give it a polite, fake smile.

>>69927 >"Ain-to?" >"Ain-to," nan desu... >Jisho kudasai... >"Ain-to..." >Arimasen... >Ohhhh, srang-u! Engorish surangu. Ain-to mean izu nott. "Wai you izu not mai gyaru furen yeeet?" >Rai-ju AHAHAHAHA >[continued laughter] >Sexo? Me? You? Dain-jo-rus. Verri dainjorosu. Zappu. Okei? >Holdingu hand. Vaaiiry dainjorosu. Zappu. >Okei?

>>69929 This was frustrating to read, but she sounds pretty adorable. I'd scuff my socks across carpet and boop her nose.

>>69929 >Biribiri ii desu Between her Engrish and Anon's Weebanese, a consensus can be reached.

>>69930 >this was frustrating Raiju life. Try as you might to hold on to one single sperm, you won't.

>>69932 Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that while its good to ask a monster nerd her interests, you better be ready. That chesty, chubby lamia dork is going to tell you every model number of the Mondum line and you WILL learn them.

>>69929 That's cute want waifu who is concerned with safety to a healthy extent

>>69933 I expect tsuchinoko lamia to be a dork by default.

I do not desire the safety Give me the danger weasel

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>>69938 A magnificent Abaddon

>>69938 >manti pawjob They're OP

>>69938 I wish I got a Shog for Christmas. Nice pupils on that Scylla, fun to see nonstandard eyes other than snake eyes. >Gremlin328 That one's a duplicate of Gremlin162.

If we have an aunster day, what's unc's day?

>>69942 Unc day is in those morning hours of Saturday when they rev up their lawnmower

>>69943 So the unc is a kot and white monster enjoyer?

>>69944 I don't know about that but I do know the kots have just gone to bed a few hours before after their nightly zoomies and do not approve

>>69945 Unc and Kot are rivals in that case

An internet line has been set up between you and a Lilim. She's in charge of opening a portal between your countries. What kind of media would you send her?

>>69947 The obvious choice would be linking her to these threads in the hopes that our desperate cries would drive her to quick action. If it has to be from my country, I'd send her Moomins :D

>>69947 I sent her Ea-Nasir memes so we get quality monster copper.

>I'm going to take your virginity, mom! Hagville is a wild place

>>69513 She seems cute. You'll have to stipulate that she eats the cheese on the job though, and in hourly allotments so she doesn't go through it all at once. I want her to be nibbling it all the time. She needs to have it in her pocket to fidget with. When the house is all ahush, I wish to hear little rat chewing.

>>69938 Shitty dragon brat thinks she's hot stuff just because she can max out 8 bit stats, absolutely pathetic

>>69954 Who do you think she maxed them for?

>>69955 Probably some old fossil. I wouldn't fall for less than a 32 bit stats dragon.

>>69956 You can't store all that for free. The dragon will have to be tallier, meatier, and have bigger boobs in order to support all those stats. Processing isn't free either, it'll use up even more of her brainpower just to push those numbers around. Put it all together, and what kind of dragon is that??

>mamono with big dark cock WHAT THE FUCK?!

>>69954 >No breast Come back when you're a CC

Anubis in construction uniform doing safety dance

anubis completing her 22 year long project, going home, alone, hanging up her snake tiara, heating up a simple noodle dish, eating it quietly, and staring at her empty planbook

>>69960 Very wholesome :) >>69961 Very depressing :(

>>69938 Finally, more abbadon stuff.

>bogie has you cornered, but you have an idea >she opens the door >sees you >sees the banana peel on the floor >sees the bowling ball balanced precariously on top of the bookshelf >for a moment she drops the persona and gives you a very serious "the shit I have to put up with" look >any other monster could simply walk around the banana peel and nothing would happen, but you both know her powers don't work that way

>>69964 >go to the next room over >it's the kitchen >draw concentric circles on a wall, put all the knives and an apple on the table in front of it, and put a fork on the floor >she just looks at you in disgust.

>>69961 Hardwork makes sad dogs

Sex with brats

>>69968 Aaaaaaaaaaw, yiiiiiiis! But you gotta cook 'em first. I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF MAKING THIS JOKE

>>69969 I don't get it

>>69970 Hellhound loves bratwurst?

>>69970 >>69971 Brat is short for bratwurst. And Hellhounds can be used to cook 'em! And once upon a time we were even blessed with a LN of doing exactly that with a sleeping Hellhound! Although I think it was just a hot dog in context.

If loli good why bratwurst? Check mate sabbath

>>69973 Good pun! I award you ONE (1) Bogie.

>>69972 Please remember that hot dog=/=bratuwurst, or the german shepherd hellhound will rape correct you.

>>69975 Like a million steps ahead of you. I'm from the one state in the US that consistently has brats.

>>69974 Can I trade her in for a Bogey?

>>69977 Best I can do is a Cheshire who also loves puns.

>>69978 What if we put her in a plushy reverse bunny suit?

>>69979 This DISABLES the Cheshire (like putting any other cat in clothes). Hope you're ready to take responsibility.

>>69980 What the fuck you're telling me this entire time all I had to do was slap cheese on her face?

>>69981 You could, but it would be a waste of cheese and the Holst gods would frown upon it. Trust me, buddy, do not make them think you need a "Milky Lesson."

>>69982 >do not make them think you need a "Milky Lesson." hmmmmm maybe I do

Yay! It's Friday! Auntsters start spawning out of attics and basements to keep you company so do your best today, anon.

>>69984 What do the aunts do during the week? Post on 4mon bragging about how much they got creampied last week to femcel monsters?

>>69985 Grown-up stuff. Office work, drinking wine while watching Netflix, hoarding cats, decorative pillows and those scented candles you never actually light

>>69986 All that in a basement? Can't they at least afford an appartment? The rent in MGC is pretty cheap.

>Sitting in a chair while your hagmon sits in it backwards and rides you >Completely smothered under her as she rests her giant tits in your face and her chin on your head, working at her desk even as her inner muscles milk you I can't think of too many better places to be...

>>69985 Go to work, do house chores, work out, etc.

>>69988 >I can't think of too many better places to be... You mean of better places to be?

>>69991 Well in bed's better than on a chair, so that's one place. Not too many, but one

>>69985 wine?

>>69985 Beeeeeeg hagnuki has 4 kots. Whenever she is lounging on the sofa to watch Supernatural, one of them falls asleep on her tail.

>>69994 >Supernatural Kino series, and nobody can tell me otherwise. I'm looking forward to the mamono remake.

Bramble alraune as

Also, one of the kots falls asleep UNDER her tail. And one is a boob kot who must always sleep on boobs. The other one does not seem to like the TV and hangs out under the couch to attack ankles with BITING. And Supernatural is 15 seasons of SHOCKINGLY reasonable entertainment made on no budget. Mamono would cast real angels for Castiel and whatnot and boy howdy would the “subtext” fans get butthurt.

>>69995 >>69997 Supernatural was only kino for the originally planned first 3 or 4 seasons, everything after that was pure fangirl service and you are going to Alp if you liked that.

>>69998 plus if mamano are remaking monster-of-the-week shows, it should definitely be the (se)X-files

Evil women sexy

>>70000 it do be like that

>>70000 And what kind of evil deeds she did? Shout at the cashier at MonMart for not accepting her expired coupons?

>>70000 True for malef with that body, don't know for anything else

We need a more diversified portfolio of aunts. Most of the time it's either Danukis, or elves. I propose we introduce a new package of boog aunsters with big bug butts. Prime candidates are Abbadons and Spider auntsters, but an Oomukade auntsters would be good too. Reason would be to bring a bit more spice to the range of personalititties of aunsters >Abbadon Aunster that is kuu and has slow mannerisms, but deeply cares about you. She's very clingy and fond of physical contact, using her weight and pheromones to entice her nephew. She talks a lot about the "hive" and how this is all in benefit of it, but you know she's a bit selfish inside. >Spider Auntsters are sadistic and dominant. Skipping a friday with tem means heavy "punishment" the next time they see you. Their words aren't suggestions even when they seem to. You will sit besides her and get wrapped up in silk watching the new Lost season. >Oomukade aunster is usually calm, but has a certain gloominess to her that only you can dissipate. An expert cook, her meals are laden with her "love". Voracious in bed and very jealous, won't let anyone come close to you, possesively wrapping her tail around you whenever she feels threatened. Are there any other auntsters you think are worth considering? Maybe the roulette will point you to one with great potential.

>>70000 Definitely

>>70006 aunt arachne though

>>70006 I'm a big fan of having Bapho auntster with a voluptuous body that your Bapho momster was never able to achieve

>>70007 She can't be evil. She's too cute. Look at her.

>>70000 >waking up with a hangover next to the dragon you were supposed to kill

>>70011 many such cases

>Dragonewts capture a man their master set her eyes on >they look down on him, thinking he's just gonna be nothing more than the Malef's cum pump and they won't be seeing him much anyway >after the Malef's honeymoon there are some changes in how the place is ran >"Lord Anon" proposed some ideas >covering health insurance, paid leave, renovating the minions' lodgings... >the Dragonewts' working conditions have never been better >they really mean it when they call him "Lord" now >they even take his side when he has disagreements with his wife

>>70013 >First minister and real ruler in the malef castle. Sounds like a good, but extremely stressful life if the malef doesn't help a bit.

Need a bibliophile gf who will hoard books with me and read them and talk about them and look with curmudgeonly consternation at the world outside

>>70015 And then you'll teach her tat the outside world isn't so scary and futile, and that despite her predilections she can learn to enjoy it?

>>70016 No! I specifically want to be a curmudgeon together!

vociferous and insatiable writefairies pushing hardest for the portals to open so they can enjoy a whole new world of literature

>>70018 Which is taller, a Leanan Sidhe or In Search of Lost Time stacked?

>>70019 she is very small you know? a tiny little thing. so small. so very delicate. yes. but oh so creative.

>>70018 Talking about writefairies, Anyone still getting whipped by a writefairy into finishing his story?

>>70021 I am nearly there. When is new deadline for contest?

>>70022 End of this week. Saturday is last day.

>>70023 ok. thank you for letting me know.

>>70023 >>70023 >Saturday is last day. I'm a fucking moron, sorry. Sunday 23:59, of course.

>>69546 >A group of mermaids is called a school >A group of hakutaku is called a nerd herd >A group of dragons is called impossible >A group of tanuki is called a bank

>Danuki snooker player dressed in a sexy white shirt and black waistcoat >Knows how to 'bank' her 'moneyshots' >Made all her cash on tournament prizes >Dasnooky never loses

How is it called the act of cumming inside a Danuki? Making bank

>>70026 >A group of mermaids is called a school I want to shoot up a school, if you know what i mean.

>>70027 So who's going to beat the unbeatable danuki? An anon blessed by the goddess of romantic comedy with unnaturally good luck? The bicorn dark horse that somehow always splits her shots? 3 imps in a trenchcoat?

>>70030 >An anon blessed by the goddess of romantic comedy with unnaturally good luck? He could take a frame or two off her, but his good luck will eventually manifest in tripping and landing ontop of her in a lewd position. At that point, it's anyone's game (if they're even still playing) >The bicorn dark horse that somehow always splits her shots? I'm not sure how close a bicorn (or any centaur) can get to the table to aim their shot. Maybe they have a different posture to do so. Maybe she gets a sister-wife of anons to coach her >Three imps in a trench coat Unstable. Wobbly. Moments of brilliance intersparsed with total failure. Will collapse the moment they realise they have to share the prize money between each other.

>>70031 >I'm not sure how close a bicorn (or any centaur) can get to the table to aim their shot Why would that be a problem? She just planks it using her horse half as a counterbalance.

>>70029 Natural selection in action

>>70030 The pandas are getting better at it. There are some clubs in some monster towns and cities where you'll find all sorts. The difficult part is avoiding staring when your monster opponent bends over the table. >>70032 Inspired technique actually.

>anon: "I shouldn't ask if she'll let me ride her, she'll think I'm weird" >dragon: "I shouldn't ask if he wants to ride me, he'll think I'm weird"

>>70035 Wyverns are so much simpler

>>70036 >>70035 Wyverns are automatics. Dragons are manuals. Malefs are motorcycles. Dragonnewts are bicycles. Ryus are tiny japanese cars. Jabberwocks are HGVs. Wurms are tanks. >Source? I am a dragon scholar.

>>70036 >Need a ride? >Need a ride? >Need a ride? >Hop in! >Hop in!

>>70038 NPC dialog tree.

>>70039 >Live free in the MGC

>>70039 More like what happens when you click on her

>>70029 Shortly thereafter, Anon discovered how goofy shooting things underwater can be (rubber bands? Really?). He decided to go grenade fishing instead. >>70034 In monster circles, it's considered polite to stare. >>70035 I don't think I'd be able to not ask if she was being civil. I'd probably ask, realize I was being insensitive, then try to play it off as a joke and make her even more frustrated.

>>70037 What about Otohime?

>>70043 Doesn't count.

>>70043 Autohime. Boatcar probably.

So, from one to tamed, how fucked would you be if a monstergirl headpatted you and called you a good boy?

>>70044 I bet otohime have a stylish comeback they use when people tell them they aren't real dragons.

>>70047 Yeah, they have notarized certificates showing their genus, family, phylum etc. to prove that they are, in fact, dragons.

>>70046 Only if it’s a generic succ doing it and doesn’t understand why she just assumed it was popular and how to win a guy over

>>70046 I dunno, maybe a five? I won't pretend I have any resistance against low level physical attention, but if she wants me to act like a lovesick puppy she'll need to do a bit more than that. A peck on the cheek would destroy me. >>70048 Oh, she's pedigreed! Someone somewhere would swoon over that.

>>70042 Polite, sure? But her swaying suit-clad monster ass is totally psyching me out. Can't focus on the game if all I can think of is her butt. Some of them even do lewd licking gestures with the cue!

>>70046 I would probably suspect emotional manipulation and push her hand away.

>>70051 You know how in Poker they say you aren't really playing the cards so much as the guy across the table? With monsters, every game is like that, but they distract you with sex. Either stop playing with monsters or fight fire with fire; monsters also don't think so good when they're horny.

>>70053 >Match interrupted by yet another rape break, or 'pelvis' break as the commentators have started calling them

>>70054 If you get her pregnant on top of the table she loses by default. Game victors take a really long time to be finalized as a result.

>>70046 One, I would be annoyed she stole my thing 4, if she's a kot with big paw. Still annoyed but it would feel a little bit too good to complain

>>70046 fucked, especially if it's a dangerous/rapey monster who is deciding to be nice for a change

>>70046 >You have been paralyzed!

>>70046 Signing paperwork

>>70057 someBODY once told me the Ogre's gonna roll me

>>70061 get rolled. idiot.

>Never own a Tavern with my T H I C K kiki wife >No one will ever expect that great sword on the mantle behind the bar is actually hers and that she was ripped as hell before the kids. >Well, at least until they see her effortlessly moving furniture or maybe tossing out someone hassling our patrons. Whats the point of adventuring if I can't retire to this?

>>70062 >SEX WITH PASTY WEARING OGRE BOILED MY BELLEND! >Now Anon fumes: >"I'm going to nut"

>>70060 No, I'm not going to sign your petition, begone thot.

>>70064 Headlines in MGC are getting out of hand. If you burn yourself on a RapeBake, wash your throat with cooling ogre milk.

>>70063 See, that's why you don't adventure. Much easier to charm hundreds of adventurers from behind the bar and snap up your favorite when she retires. Safer, too.

>>70067 That or do the same from an item shop. You'll also have the other local girls gunning for you too. And that young succubus isn't joking when she says she'll grow up to be a big, strong knight some day after you chased off a few bullies! >She ends up being the 'chosen' in some adventure to save the world >Ended up giving her some free gear and potions when she set out >Ends up coming back decked out like some noble, and enters your shop >"Mr.Ano- Ahem-" she coughs, stopping herself from calling you Mr. Anon like she did when she was y9unger "Anon, I"ve returned from my adventures across the land, I've seen many sights, beheld awe inspiring events and...." >She has a bold smile but she falters just a hair, slowly turning nervous while one of the girls accompanying her, a gremlin of some bearing frowns >"Just tell 'im already! We ain't got all day! You faced down the dragon queen, 'e should be nothin' compared to that!" >The succubus turns on the girl, speaking in a low hiss and flustered beyond belief with her tail giving a light thrash. >"B-but its HIM! I feel like I'm gonna die!" >The gremlin's expression is pure confusion, looking from the knightly succubus to you, head cocking to the side >Eventually she rounds, takes a pair of deep breaths, puts on her smile and.... >"...w-..wil..uh...do you wanna go to the queen's ball with me Mr. Anon?" >The poor girl barely mumbled it out but...eh, you don't have anything better going on. >Why not? You wanna see if all those stories you heard were true and she IS filling out her 'hero's ramiant' rather nicely >She still manages to give you that eager, happy smile you remember from before she set out, hooting as she runs out the shop