>>72751 Yeah, lich are hot when they show emotions

Can you cross streams of electricity?

>>72753 no, because electricity is always negatively charged, so by nature it repels each others

>>72754 ok. what if I tie them together back to back, edge both of them and call it a battery? what if I stand between them when they are having an argument over who drank the last energy drink? what if one builds up enormous positive static charge and the other negative (they are fluffy)? maybe i need a grem or a haku to help me make bad but informed decisions.

>>72754 but look at how happy they are, maybe it's positricity? let's deny raiju orgasm 4 times in a row and see what happens then

>>72756 >hey GREAT IDEA champ but uh can you hold this rechargeable battery while you go in there? Thanks.

>>72755 no, thats just a capacitor, discharge carefully you become a lightning rod physical objects become positively charged because electricity creates plasma channel which is electrons

>>72757 They're waiting for you anon... in the test chambeeerrrrr

>>72753 The only mamonos resistant to the mighty cattle prod

Soak myself in water, have a raiju or thunderbird park their fat ass on my face and call it the electric chair

>slept till midday again hebi? >mixed up the washing again hebi? >burned the dinner again hebi? >dumped the children in front of a phone again hebi?

>>72762 >no >no >no >no >anon why are you doubting me - are you thinking about another woman? *GASP* YOU ARE! BLUE FIRE BLUE FIRE BLUE FIRE BLUE FIRE I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS

>>72763 gonna use magic to turn into a wisp of smoke to whisper all sorts of things into the ears of sleeping hebis to set them off >he thinks your a terrible wife and mother, he's going to DIVORCE you

>>72764 >Go to musical performance with hebi >loud, but have a great time >afterwards, both of your ears are ringing slightly from the noise (hers especially) >can't hear properly >"I tell you hebi, that was amazing. It really was their Tour De Force" >"YOUR DIVORCE?!"

>>72765 For me? It's Tour de France.

>>72766 The Tour de France is going through Scotland, England and Wales in 2027. So expect to see Kelpies on bikes, Dragons/sheep on tandems and miss hatter on a penny farthing with chesh sat on her shoulders to steer.

>>72767 and barcelona this year. so i dont know... maybe a catalan griffon.

>>72768 Salt elemental and mosquitos

>>72768 BULLS TORO But a griffon also sounds nice

>>72770 A moo on a bike is a fast moo indeed.

>>72771 But how does a muscular body like hers handle cardiovascular activity?

>>72772 Well, they are half human, so they aren't totally screwed over long distances. She can put up a blistering pace in the time trials. Long distance? She needs her crew to pour water over her. And afterwards, a nice long shower with her cute sweatrag boyfriend. She also needs a specialised bike for her hoofs to pedal properly.

>>72767 >Kelpies on bikes Honestly it's hard to imagine. Would it be a long bicycle with a wide and long seat and 4 pedals for her legs? Why would a centaur in general us a bicycle?

>>72776 >Why TO WIN

You know, we need a stone girl in MGE.

>>72779 your golems, your gnomes, your gargoyles

>>72780 Well, gnomes aren't stonegirls. They are earth elementals. What i want is something more like a wild rock monstergirl, or maybe a rock elemental subset of gnomes. Gargoyles and Golems are synthetic beings.

>>72781 You want Minnie the Mineral, perhaps?

>>72782 Perhaps. You know, there's quite a lot of types when you think about it. Lava golems are also another adjacent mamono that you forgot to mention. But i'm saying something like a gem girl, shiny lustrous, glamorous, or something like a boulder girl, wild and chaotic, made from different rocks that slightly grind against each other as they levitate around when she moves. Or maybe even rock elementals that live deep in the mountain, with mammonite veins that supply her with magic, a mix of inert igneous rock and vibrantly colored magic minerals.

>>72783 Asbestos girl WHEN

>>72729 >"I met my wife at the vending machine across the street from OOO high school" >"You mean you married your high school sweetheart right?" >"...You mean you married your high school sweetheart right?"

Motorcyclist mino in a body suit...

>>72787 Now I imagine her on a motorcycle for some reason, with a weird helmet that lets her horns pop out

>>72788 ...the only weird thing here is how I worded that

>>72786 I know what you mean, but meeting someone at a vending machine across a highschool doesn't mean the person being met is in highschool. Also sabbath.

>>72788 It's a helmet with a bottom half and top half that clicks together over the horns. Or magical hammer space for horns. She needs the visor as well for color correction, to stop her road rage seeing red stop signs. Anyway, don't focus on the helmet. Focus on the tight fitting outfit.

>>72788 What's the weird part? I'd imagine most mamono with horns would wear a helmet like that.

>>72791 Safety first!

>>72791 >Focus on the tight fitting outfit. This Shog is the only monster girl in a bikesuit I got, and I believe a buff Mino filling the suit out would be amazing.

>>72793 minos and their motors. >>72794 I know right? Sit behind her and hold tight, ignore the thumping cow tail in your lap and focus on how nice her abs and tummy are, and how you can feel her butt rub up against your crotch only separated by the suit.

>>72790 don't worry about it

>>72790 >Also sabbath In that case it would be the vending machine across the street from OOO elementary school

>>72796 cute fox

would a wolf and a sheep an anon?

>>72799 A Wolf in Sheep's lingerie

>>72800 >everyone involved falls asleep

>>72801 I warned you about wolf mofu!

>>72800 Didn't the wolf have her own?

>>72804 Her idea of doing laundry is swimming in her clothes

>>72806 Nice of the sheep to lend her the wool while the wolf's clothes are drying.