>>86985 Miniature Key Blades. They'll grow to their usual size and be dual wielded when the time is right.

April, showers. In may, plow her.

>>86994 These are birch trees! You don't plow a birch forest! You do harvest SAP from them though. Delicious sap.

>>86995 >Where do I plug in the tap? <Oh, anywhere~...

>>86995 >Tree sap is their BLOOD Anon is a tree vampire

>>86983 >tfw no big tiddy ogre bodyguard (read: hooligan) that shooes off any mgs that get too close and constantly pesters for sex and snacks

Summer is coming anon. Surely you've thought about what swimsuit to buy your wife.

>>87005 A little.

>>87006 what a silly scuttlebug

>>87004 <Eating donut >oi <It’s good >Oi <Thinking about getting another one >OI. Anon. I want some… *sigh* Please? <*Raise donut up above. When you pull your arm down there is a big ogre fang shaped bite in it* >Thanks. Indirect kiss?!

>>87005 She likes going in the water all year.

Out of season?

>>87009 Scandalous!

>>87011 Boggleboe!!!!

>>87012 It'd be rude not to finish it. But it'd also be dangerous to get indirectly kissed by an ogre. She might like it. YOU might like it. You might even be tempted to actually kiss the big green dork.

>>87011 >>87013 what is that face trying to convey?

>>87015 Amazing how a smug expression can take so many forms

>>87014 Anonyama's life hasn't been easy since he transferred to that all-delinquent high school...

>>87017 His own fault. He has an obedient ogre, he just isn't using her to his full advantage. If he asks she'll (probably) do it.

>>87016 The big gote sure is smug, but the 'boe looks more miffed than smug.

>>87018 >oh boy! an all day, uphill 20 mile hike!

>>87014 She is very Christmas tree coded. She needs a cat in her hair.

>>87018 Although the constant boob hatting, hand holding, butt groping and gruff annoyed grunts for snacks/horn rubs/sex may be too much. It also takes some getting used to sleeping/cuddling such a beeg girl. >>87020 Get fit with ogre.

>>87021 Put ornaments in her hair and christmas tree lights across her horns

Bicorn

>>87025 >creepy yandere bicorn How does it work? She keeps asking why are you not fucking the women she invites to your bedroom?

>>86967 The earth is full of men, all they need to do to find love is exist.

>>87025 Another monster turned into a yan. Skai must be stopped

>>87026 She pulls out a knife and tells you in a gentle voice that she's gonna manysome you with the women she brought along.

>>87026 She makes the other wives dress up like her with masks of her face

>>87026 She's a massive control freak to the rest of your harem.

I know bicorns like forming harems, but could a bicorn fit into an existing harem? What if it had no head? What if it had no hoss? The headless hossless harem. She could be the head hoss of the headless hossless harem.

>>87033 I don't see why not. She doesn't have to be in charge, it's enough she gets along with the others.

>>87034 I'm sure she'd fit right in (well, not literally fit in, because of her big fat hoss tits). It's a prebuilt harem!

>>87035 Ants in the colony know she's not one of them, but she likes to help with the work so they accept her.

>>87026 Doppelganger potions

>>87025 he's right

>>87021 I am now imagining an Ogre trying to interact with a cat like Sakaki from Azumanga Daioh. Ogre-chan keeps coming to school with bandaged hands and people think she's getting into fights all the time, but she's just bad with cats...

>>87039 >She really likes cats even if she's bad with them >Frequents a cat cafe/volunteers at a cat shelter >Nobody must see this or it will destroy her reputation

>>87040 >>Nobody must see this or it will destroy her reputation With the previous post I imagine she's not ashamed of it at all, she just doesn't talk about it because she doesn't feel like bringing it up unless it's relevant.

>>87041 that works too. ill find her a cat that gets along with her.

>>87042 >Anonyama tells Automatazawa about the problem <insert Automaton grabbing Jinko here

>>87043 They have very different personalities, but they are both beeg and probably have a shared interest in like... cats. Or fighting. Or music?

>>87044 If >>87009 is anything to go by, it's sweets.

crab battle

>>87045 >Anonyama and ogre-chan are introduced to jinko’s family bakery >Jinko mom immediately friends with ogre chan bc she has an appetite to match daughter

>>87026 She either makes you fuck other girls at knifepoint or you get a harem that secretly wants to be "convinced" in various ways to have sex with you. There's gonna be a lot of aphrodisiacs and threats either way.

>>87047 Cute, Ogre-chan should bring her mom a cake too.

>>87047 Well this subplot concluded happily! Definitely anime of the season