>>85979 It's a doggy dog world out there.

There are so many videos with this gruesome and claustrophobic cave exploring hobby, I wonder if there's a different kind of hobby related videos in the MGE world that are about cave exploring

>>85981 It's just Wurms talking about their homes. Incidentally, I want VERY BADLY for Miss Wurm to have a YouTube channel focused on caves and how neat she thinks they are.

>>85977 Kek, I would eat her croque madame with pleasure

>Ham sandwich More like I want a ham to sandwich my face between her you know whats

Big thread for pyro's and balrog's as they are getting ready to make jokes about the number.

>>85985 What's so cool about 85979?

>>85981 Mom I'm trying to bath here, I'm too old to play cave explorer with you

>>85981 Your bro happens to be an expert on this topic and would love you to play with him

>>85981 urge to sniff monster butt increases daily

>>85981 Great activity to play with friends

>>85981 >By the way, have you ever seen the movie Innerspace?

the dog smugs smugly, knowing you cannot resist

>>85992 Ears too smol.

PSA: Little monster girls are ideal girls-next-door, pupils, party members, comically outmatched rivals or adopted daughters. And also girlfriends, lovers or wives.

>>85994 LITTLER

>>85992 Is she smug because she thinks I'm some sort of pit lover? a pit sniffer? a pit fucker? ...how did she know.

>>85995 neighbors so little, your apartment can be their entire apartment complex like imagine a row of lockers or like a shelf but it's full of fairy-size studio apartments, shoeboxes and doll furniture included, and each tenant pays you rent in services like dressing up as yourr favorite annie-may characters, onahole duty, helping you paint your wargaming army, digging spare change from between the couch cushions, etc.. Maybe some non-fairy residents too like card-sized trumparts, small rat, automaton nanite battalion (not a full swarm but she's(they're?) getting there) though small folk actually needing an apartment complex like this is certainly some sort of recession indicator.

>>85997 I have a spare bedroom that I would be OVERJOYED to rent out to fairies. OVER. JOYED.

>>85997 fairies don't seem like the "pay rent" type. it'll be one of those things where you hear noises in your attic and then a whole hive of them have moved in

>>85995 A night of stretching with a fairy sounds extremely enticing

>>85999 Honestly I just want them to do basic chores. I don't need money. I need to be less lonely.

>>86000 >>85995 >Little girls(large)

>>86002 All red-blooded Anons want to be dommed by short stacks.

>>86003 Dominant sweaty shortstack brats make my pp hard. I want to lick the sweat off their bodies while they smug at me.

>>86003 >All Nah there are ones that want to dom lolis.

>>86005 No, those are BLUE-blooded Anons.

>>86008 Fucking animal... But if it were Dormouse whiskers on the other hand...

>>86008 I want to take a H'orc into the bath with me and scrub her throughly with soap, shampoo and conditioner until she's pristine clean

>>86003 >dommed by short stacks. I don't want to dom or be dommed by them, I just want to be loved by them

>>86011 Ah, the rare purple blooded Anon!

>>86011 SAME

OK, before we completely lose this Caturday to VILLAINOUS DOGS, here's some cat pics chosen for their DEEPLY EROTIC nature: They're all Cait Sith so I am using Catbox https://files.catbox.moe/jwv5x0.webp https://files.catbox.moe/1p2dca.jpeg https://files.catbox.moe/fuue6o.jpeg https://files.catbox.moe/crdqnv.webp https://files.catbox.moe/4b0bza.webp https://files.catbox.moe/9qatip.webp

>>86014 https://files.catbox.moe/irpdp3.jpg

>>86015 The cait sith is truly the most erotic of the catmono.

Remember to report the pest that got rangebanned on /jp/

>>86017 My kiki rangebanned me because I just kept making instant mac and cheese on the stovetop.

Shog gives you free rein to experiment in the kitchen with the ingredients she provides.

>>86019 And that's why she is Best Meido.

>>85981 Is there an equivalent of proctologist but for females? I want to do that and finger monster girls

>>86021 There is but you have to do it with your tongue

>>86022 It's called "tongue punching her fartbox"

Reminder that you are not immune to batkots.

>>86025 y monster girl pic so smol

>>86024 Reminder that batkots aren't immune to me either!

OK, I'm going to bed now, so I'll be helpless if, say, a cute oomukade wanted to sneak into bed with me. And I am sleeping next to a space heater if any cold mamono wander in looking for warmth. Hint, hint.

>>85774 >anon travels far and wide, draining his savings and pre-draining his essence before going on the most perilous journeys known to man to acquire the venom >looks at the vial of purple liquid he risked his life for >looks both ways in his empty laboratory >sips it >mm... mm! >finishes it >looks out the window >pens his family another melodramatic letter about not seeing them again for years

>>86028 Quote from local man who woke up alone again

You mirin' brah?

>>86019 >shogmeat's been in the pan on high for 25 minutes >barely browned >she forgot to not make it fireproof

I'm about to go to sleep and I don't have a BIG HYPER REALISTIC AUTOMATON to protect me against the annoying manticores. How can I summon a BIG MENACING AUTOMATON to stay by my side?

>>86033 commission a bogey bouncer to keep the bedroom rifraff under control bogeys are like pillow automatons!

>>86034 >commission a clown Nah I've watched enough IT to know clowns are bad business.

>>86033 > BIG HYPER REALISTIC AUTOMATON Now this is some creepy pasta stuff right here

>>86035 dummy

>put dick in automaton >cd tray pops out

>>86031 Yeah. >>86035 Commissioning a plushie is fine.

>>86033 I wish I had manticores near me

>>85997 >card-sized trumpart Well I'm in love. >keep your wife in your wallet >can open it up and kiss her any time

>you said the reenactment would have swords anon >where are the swords >this is a bunch of guns

>>86025 What a few deranged people are doing somewhere is not important. But what's interesting is that our first anniversary here is coming up in just 5 days https://archive.is/jtmEW

>>86047 Will there be cake? Or is that going to be another lie, like the swords?

>>86048 You will be baked and then there will be cake.

>>86049 Thanks Gladworm

>>86049 I'm more of a magic mushrooms and cake guy, but hey when in wonderland

>>86030 Unfortunately, 100% accurate.

we're going to a 1066 reenactment

>>86053 Wilhelmina the Conqueror breaking the Saxon shield wall?

>>86054 The lizards could've broken it in half the time. And they'd never use a cowardly tactic like fake retreats.

>>86055 >And they'd never use a cowardly tactic like fake retreats. Don't feed me that horseshit and tell me it's chocolate. Lizards are behind over 90% of the modern masculinity retreats / camps / etc.

>"They get a dragon? That's not fair, they didn't have dragons back then." <"The rules say I'm not allowed to fly or breathe fire, they don't say I'm not allowed to participate."

>>86057 She's so cute when she pouts.

>You never really thought about how hot dragons are >Until you married one >Obviously everyone is attracted to their own spouse, but literally HOT. >She's like a gigantic, cuddly hot water bottle. >You've run the numbers and since she moved in, your heating bill has measurably dropped. >Kind of a lot, actually. >Explain that to her >smug_face.bmp

>>86057 She call it alt history. It's not her fault medieval formations didn't know how to deal with a dragon girl swooping on their flanks.

>>86057 >>86060 its armor she got from brave knights during the reign of previous mamono lords

I want to see monsters involved in earth battle reenactments. I want to see anubis and nerdcow giving talks to the crowd and chastisting anyone with anachronistic clothes. I want grem to bring her working trebuchet or culverin. I want centaurs to get aroused at the thought of someone riding them into battle. I want lizards and salamanders to fight way too hard. I want the lilim/deem/whoever as commander on the historically losing side to do some tactical bullshit and somehow win, much to the horror of the nerdcow

>>86063 >tactical bullshit It's just teleporting the contents of the nearest anime convention into the enemy camp. The opposing forces will be too busy fucking nerds to properly fight.

>>86063 First they were using centaurs as a stand-in for horses, now they're using arachnids as a stand-in for centaurs. Where will it end?

>>86063 >Part of reenactment is set up so people fight in pairs so the audience can better see how combat would work with the weapons >BEEG minotaur locks eyes with you >you swear you see steam puff from her nostrils >why did you go for a red uniform >uh oh she's scraping the ground with her hoof >fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>86065 >when the whitehorns come alternatively >WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVE

>>86065 Probably with me pinned down beneath an arachne

>>86065 >we've ran out of arachnids to do traditional cloth making and seamstressing at the village camp part of the historical reenactment >can you pretend to be an arachnid and make clothes? <Affirmative

>>86069 Oh, no. Kuudere girls being cute is my ONE WEAKNESS!

>>86066 If you hold still and put your arms out to your sides, she'll think you're a tree and go around you

>>86071 help she's a treehugger

>>86072 You already have a cow wife, what help could you possibly need?

>>86073 ur right. with big brown moo life is a dream.

>>86074 >life can be dream starts playing

Minotaurs are strange. So aggressive and violent for a little bit, but then just be sleepy and lazy. Simple but keen instinct to navigate mazes. Fierce warriors but as soon as possible they want to transition to big cuddle sluts and be used as husband's mattress.

>>86076 So, they're just big kots, then?

>>86077 they are more carng than the big kots- the ocelomeh and jinko

>>86077 How could you say something so brave. They aren't fluffy (except for the tip of tail), but they are way meatier. No paws but horns. Easier going. Simpler and more straightforward. Even if they laze a lot, they are still athletic and have huge appetites. More likely to be tomboys.

>>86069 So who replaces all the Soldier Beetles who should be charging into battle as the heavy armored troops of the Desert Kingdom?

i like white monster

>>86080 sandworms!

>>86080 >Can I charge sidewards? <Sure >*Snip snip* excellent

>>86065 All the haughty Centaurs started costuming as Artillery troops so they could draw their Anons around the field on cannon limbers. Because its beneath noble Centaurs to pull a normal carriage as a Sub, but when its a military cannon, its publicly acceptable and they don't get kink-shame.

I feel like this is starting to get very silly, and the substitutions are getting out of hand. I'm going to go talk to Miss Anubis to see what she thinks of the situation. >Miss Anubis is not there to rules lawyer the event >She's been replaced with a Cheshire >Cheshy explains that the Anubis wanted to add a train system, and so they got Miss Haku to take on the rules >But she got pregnant >And then it bounced around a few times and eventually Cheshy took it on >She's been quietly wrecking all semblance of sanity ever since >"Check it out, Anon! I let the gremlins make DEATH RAYS and give them out to all the archers!" >"Agincourt? More like Agin-couldn't court less!" >She puts her hand up for a high-five >"C'mon, buddy! Don't leave me hangin'!"

>>86069 little did you know that some beetle can produce silk

>>86086 I read this as "produce milk" and now I am doubly sad.

>>86076 Half the Mino heavy infantry missed their cue for the counter-attack as they were stuck in the corn-maize the trolls grew. >its head-height for Trolls but knee-high on Minos

>>86089 That is a big cow. Good thing the corn maize slowed them down. Could’ve been bad if they got to the battle on time.

>>86085 Eheh the funny cat will get pregnant too

>>86085 No no no chesh. We are teaching. Go sit in the dunce chair and read a book about history while we try and restore some semblance of historicity to the day.

>>86092 Her history book: >"Horny letters from the olden days" James Joyce was a certified FART MANIAC.

>>86086 Little did I also know that soldier bugs are massive military history nerds and, despite their kuu simple looks, are quite the scholars for their special niche topics.

>>86085 Umm, achtually my Syracusan death laser WAS invented by Archimedes as attested to by historians, so it's okay to use it

all i wanted was to form an infantry square or testudo...

>>86094 theyre also in wrestling, and them giving you the suplex

>>86095 >hey it’s not a flamethrower it’s a Greek fire projector and it totally could’ve been a thing 1000 years ago if you humans weren’t so dumb

>>86098 >well of course they would have had particle weapons in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar

>Psst >Hey anon >I know this is supposed to be historically accurate or whatever but I brought my inflatable laser rifle and I bet I could get a clear shot at Harold Godwinson if you let me sit on your shoulders

What do you think would happen if a human man would pick up a cursed sword? I think there are two possible outcomes. The first one being that the cursed sword gives him a strong desire to give it to someone he loves. The second outcome being that the sword slowly transforms him into a powerful incubus who also has the abilities of the cursed sword.

>>86101 I think the first one makes more sense. He might get incubussy along the way, but that cursed sword wants to FUCK, not endlessly cockblock herself.

>>86100 Then perhaps... it is time.

>>86101 its already been confirmed that they give it to the person they love, its a parasite

>incubussy heheheheheheh

>>86103 for gremsex?

>>86044 manticores? in my area?

>>86106 I was thinking more like conquering England but sure, let's go with that

>>86104 where? I didn't find anything on the wiki or in the second volume.

>>86108 Never should have let grem have that time machine. Oh well, queen of england sounds nice for her.

>>86110 >Grem thinks her time-machine worked >still hasn't realized this is a re-enactment Soon her giant metal spider will terrorize the "medieval" battlefield where, somehow, Sandworms in cardboard armor are actually larger than her mech...

>>86109 https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Cursed_Sword/Extra#tabber-tabpanel-Notes_from_Twitter-0

>>86105 Thank you, Chesho, I added that just for you.

>>86112 Thanks. I read the trivia but not the notes from twitter.

>>86112 I can't believe my sword wants to fuck me this bad! >Dorky Anon buys shitty mall ninja sword off Amazon >Through a series of bizarre coincidences, it turns out she's a cursed sword >Doubly cursed, actually, since she is mall ninja shit. >Demands that Anon ALWAYS wears her >Telepathically demands that Anon give her to ANY woman he so much as glances at so they can finally "mate properly" >Made their first set of holidays together really uncomfortable, since he has a lot of single aunts and lady cousins. And also because he showed up armed.

>>86115 thats more tsukumogami, cursed swords are more like parasite slimes, theyre not really a sentient thing until they have a host

>>86116 Don't care. Cursed swords should be overtly imperious and horny with any man holding them and communicate telepathically.

>>86116 it is interesting that there are cursed swords that aren't "cursed swords" like the blade of salvation

>anon finds a shiny ring >it whispers to him to put it on his cock and that it will feel amazing

>>86119 ... I'm listening...

>>86118 because its the blade of salvation, not a cursed sword :^)

>>86057 there's no rule a dragon can't play basketball

>>86105 Now that is actually gay, despite all the bro and buddy thing Alps are 100% biologically female so having sex with them or engaging in any kind of action like making out, kissing, hand holding, etc is completely straight, incubus shit though is so gay that it makes me sick just to think about it Remember that when anything else fails, never despair into gay shit and instead go for Alps

>>86122 These Air Bud sequels are getting weirder.

>>86125 Remember when the professor sprayed Flubber on the sneakers? Well I say we do that, but with sexy results

>>86125 There's no rule to say the dragons can't remake all your favourite movies but with dragon leads

>>86123 I know it isn't gay but I enjoy the alp bullying

>>86127 I now want to see Dragon Studios remake the Fast and Furious franchise. Including the first couple of movies being about illegal street racing and it eventually involving them going to SPACE.

>>86129 I have never watched fast and furious, but if there is ever a scene talking about how cool a car is they should dedicate most of the shot to the even cooler dragon talking about it.

>>86130 Scaly claws clickity-clack-clacked this post.

>>86127 >opinions are split on the Dragonheart remake, but everyone agrees that the Reign of Fire remake was an improvement

>>86133 It'd have been fine if the dragon lead hadn't decided to "honor" Sean Connery by mimicking his accent. It just made the whole movie a mess.

>>86127 please do not put dragons in my spaghetti westerns

>>86135 >There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who breathe fire... and those who dig.

>>86135 Dragons would look so fuckin' cool in the outfits, though. >Grizzled malef, face and clothing dirty from travel >Black hat nearly covers an eye >Stubby cigarello clenched in her teeth >Poncho billowing out behind her in the wind 10/10 would cuddle

>>86135 If it can work with a chameleon and a rattlesnake then I don't see why it can't work with a dragon.

>>86138 We're experiencing a paradigm shift

>>86135 >>86136 >>86137 >Final scene of anon in the middle of 3 dragons all standing off to claim him first >dragon (good), malef (bad), and wock (ugly but not really) >7 minutes of ramping music as it cuts to their dangerous, increasingly lewd and frustrated stares (and intermittently to the wock tail mouths)

>>86140 I heard that they only shot that scene with a stand-in for the Anon because they kept dragonpiling him before the scene could be ended. Supposedly you can briefly see that "Anon" has alp horns under his hat.

>>86139 I want to play Blazblue now

>>86141 I was rooting for the wock to win. I get he marries all three of them. It was funny watching the malef getting thrown into the grave by the dragon extending her wings though.

>>86143 Shanghai Noon? I liked it better when it was Charles Bronson and Toshiro Mifune in Red Sun

>>86128 They do too. I bet they get along great with turtles.

>>86123 Monster girlfriend for sex Alp buddy for the rest

Monster girl remakes of films seems like an absolute gold mine. > Marx Brothers style comedy with all Cheshire main cast > Film noir detective film with a deem femme fatale > Buddy cop film where a Dirty Harry-esque cop is partnered with a wurm

>>86149 How about Every Which Way But Loose, now with Kakuen?

>>86149 Mamono would IMMEDIATELY re-ignite the romantic comedy genre.

>>86151 >it's just porn with a bit more plot and better soundtrack

>>86149 >It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world >but it's the cast of wonderland (and a few other monsters that'd be fun to include) in a race across the country to get a free kettle

>>86152 Yeah, and?

>>86151 As long as there's at least one romantic comedy about a guy having to choose between a dhampir with a fat ass and her vampire mother with an even fatter ass, I am completely down with it.

>>86152 Explicit romance is much better

>>86152 If Hollywood forces sex scenes into his movies then it's better to go all the way in

>>86157 >all the way in Hehehe

>Anon and Miss Ushi are about to become... >Anon and Mrs. Anon >But just as she is about to walk down the aisle, the DASTARDLY SORCERESS NOPANSIA kidnaps Anon! >Is Miss Ushi a bad enough dude to rescue Anon? It's basically 90 solid minutes of action and 1 liners.

>>86159 For me? It's Anon Lazarus and Alpey Maguire in Satan's Alley

a vanity project where ms dragon produces, directs and stars in the lead role what could go wrong?

>>86161 It could be Ed Wood -tier or Orson Welles -tier, who knows?

>>86161 >>86162 More liek end stage Orson Welles, drunk as shit all the time, always.

>>86161 A nightmare for anon, the accountant who have to keep the budget

>>86163 >Mwahaaah... the... Lescatian champaign has always been celebrated for its EXCELLENCE <taps bottle >There is a Dragonia champaign... she doesn't do anything?

>>86161 I hope there are talented dragon actors in dragonia. They live for so long and have to have some form of entertainment. I'm sure there must be SOME talent in dragonia. now whether or not we can get the right dragons in the right roles, or if some vain dragon wants the spotlight, who knows.

>>86164 >But ma'am we can't afford any of this <Here is your weight in gold, accountant. Make things happen. And then things happened

>>86167 Tell me more about the accountant. Is she... mean?

>>86152 And you should see those children movies, directed and sponsored by the Sabbath by the way

>>86168 No it's you>>86164

>>86170 I'm pretty mean.

>>86149 spoilers: it was a wedding ring

>>86151 Gender swapped remake of Pretty Woman.

>>86173 Anon is a he-whore? A mangina?

>>86172 Ghost body erotic

>>86172 >>86176 Bustin' makes me feel... good?

>>86174 Pretty Alp and she keeps evolving and becoming sexier through the movie

>>86169 "Lolita" now has a happy ending

>>86179 So does "Men Who Stare at Goats" I have no idea what that movie is about, but the Movie Producer Sabbath bought the rights based on the script alone!

>>86049 >wonderworm ass and pussy magically manifests only when you're blitzed on her herb

>>86178 >finally there's intimacy with the alp and the main character >end with a lot of kissing and a phrase >"but remember buddy, no homo" >"dude, you just literally came inside me"

>>86179 The silence of the lambs is a completely different movie now

>>86180 The movie would be less "Government is doing testing on men's potential psychic abilities" and more "Makai is doing testing on men's potential magical abilities" So yeah, not much would change beyond a happier ending.

>>86180 I could see that working out as people involved in Order's magical experiments ultimately getting snatched by Sabbath.

>>86185 >getting snatched by Sabbath rimshot.wav

>>86183 The Moaning of the Lambs

>>86182 That's adorable. Everyone knows it doesn't count if you say that after cumming inside. You've gotta AT LEAST do it before busting a nut, what a goober. >>86187 I feel like you could keep the title and just have a yandere weresheep. Still a happy ending though.

>>86182 >So here I was. Balls deep in this dude's ass. I intensified my movements. He got a hard-on. Can you believe that? So I called him a faggot and got the fuck out of there.

>MG Wonderwoman is an actual Amazon >She's very embarrassed about the leotard >Her "Lasso of Truth" is just putting people into headlocks

>>86152 >Misery >But becomes a romantic thriller with hebi taking care of her future husband and liking it way too much

>>86190 i always figured a jubjub would make a good hannibal. a 'calm', collected and eloquent menace providing insights into the twisted minds of monsters she really chews up the scenery wearing a straightjacket

that poor hebi still trying to find herself a husband

>>86195 >Misery but it's a Leanan Sidhe forcing a man to finish a story he abandoned halfway through

>>86152 it's the work of an auteur and has like, allegories and symbolism and stuff. it's probably too deep for you

>>86199 It's true, I'm especially dense. I feel like the tall woman pictured is trying to tell me something, but the symbolism evades me.

>>86198 I can't tell if the horror level on this is higher or lower.

>>86201 it depends on the weight of your sins

>>86202 I can neither confirm nor deny having a big folder of started, half-finished, or completed-but-terrible stories.

>>86203 >completed-but-terrible stories Is this the art fairy equivalent of junk food?

>>86204 More like "99% of fan fiction is terrible." I'm in the 99%.

>>86178 >>86182 >the end >credits roll >there's a scene after credits with them married and with children

>>86192 Alps are not dudes and can't get a hard on, maybe their tails throb but thay happens to all the demon and succ families

>>86179 >"You humans have a movie called Lolita? That's the name of a genre over on our side"

>>86207 Tell me more of demon and succ tails. Are they... sensitive? To... gentle nibbles?

>Succ tales! <Woo ooh! >every day they’re out there flauntin’ >Succ tales! <Woo ooh! >Kyaas of succubi passing by

>>86210 >Life is like a hag >Here in Old Hags >I hate fucking hags >Hags suck dick

>>86211 >Hags suck dick You got my attention

>>86209 I bet they become veiny when they get exited

>>86210 >rich Archsucc auntie with her 3 nephews >a Lesser Succ, a Pyrows and an Alp

>>86213 See, I'd be interested in them having veins like boobs. Pale boobies with dark veins are my JAM.

>>86215 >changing in front of your bro into gym clothes >you see its tail becoming thicker and popping some veins >it even throbs a little >"bro what's wrong with your tail?" >"I-uh... I've started lifting with my tail! I'm tailmaxxing" >"is that or you're happy to see me?"

I'm alive. Here's another chapter. https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/218603146

>>86161 >that 12 minute scene of Anon massaging oil into her scales Interesting directing choice. What did she mean by that?

>>86218 It shows her restraint as a director. Believe me, they shot a hell of a lot more than 12 minutes of that. Miss Anubis threatened to set herself and the film ON FIRE if they didn't let her edit it down below 15 minutes.

>>86217 Good for you, Magus. I wish I was alive.

>>86220 Excited_Wisp_Noises.midi

>>86221 That'd be if I wished I was dead.

>>86222 Confused_Wisp_Noises.wav

>>86217 Good stuff, Magus. Glad to see Ancara and Zavar getting closer. Did the last Mercury Retrograde slow down your writing output as well? I'm slowly clawing my way back into my normal pace.

Snake Vendor! I require your STRONGEST snakes.

>>86225 oh that needs a lot of licenses and permits for exotic species

>>86226 No, uh, I mean like snake girls. I would like one who is really strong for like, cuddling and stuff.

>>86220 >>86221 >>86222 >>86223

>on the train in the human quarter of MGC >(all monsters must be disguised and/or transmogrified) >train stops suddenly, bump into the lady behind you <"Sorry." >"No worries~." >the charms on her purse are still swinging and making a little noise >take a second look >Dawg Dish Soap mascot vinyl figure (Squeaky the Heavenhound), Dawg Dish Soap logo enamel pin, vinyl figure of a broom, sewn-in black and red patch of a rabbit skull with the words BUNNY DUSTERS embroidered around it >smiles and bows her head >"Lamb's Ear?" >that's the name of your scented fabric softener <"Haha." >"Good choice," she says to the back of your head. >every other guy on the train refuses to look at you >two more stops

>>86209 >sensitive? Yes! >To... gentle nibbles? Also tender caresses and smooches! Why are strange monster erogenous zones so fun?

>>86229 it sure is nice to relax and let my guard down around fellow members of my species

>>86229 I don't get it

>>86217 Much happiness!

Dead hours

>>86228 LN, you've fallen in love with this Wight and it seems your nefarious plan to make us all fall for her as well! Does she have a name?

Monday.

>>86228 Monday. Moon day. Day of the moon. That day.

>>86239 Meant for>>86238

>>86239 Monday is only synonymous with wageslave at the office. I don't have a moon at home.

>>86238 more monsters with their hair down

>>86243 Hair?

>>86244 tits, ears, clothes, sure not ears or tail though, that means the monster is sad and needs love urgently

>>86245 Poke big ponty fluffy ears until kot angry

>>86246 I will never suck the horns of my wife >why even live

>>86238 She does not work, what does she care?

>>86251 She doesn't work but she has friends that do and she feels badly for them

>>86252 >when cheshire wants to play wombyscomble at 29 AM on a fool'sday

>>86251 Her husband does

>>86238 Wagie ragie in his cagie. NEET is comfy NEET is cool, NEET eats tendies sauce and fries

While I despise work, I would still want to work in MGE but in something more useful and creative; toymaker is the first thing I have in mind, but it's far from the only choice.

My “work” is rolling over from little spoon position to facing my Beeg wife so I can nibble her boobies

>>86258 No offence but you don't want to do something else? I know that mana cage would meet any financial struggles but wouldn't that get a bit boring?

>>86259 what the fuck?

>>86260 It was badly written, sorry. If you didn't work anymore, wouldn't you get bored or feel useless ?

>>86261 i already don't work and i still don't have time for all the things i want to do but that's beside the point, we're clocking in 40 hours a week AT LEAST on boob nibbling

>>86217 A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

>>86262 Damn, at this point you will be closer to a farmer with all this milking. Pain. Suffering

>>86267 your perseverance honors the cow

>lifegiving, nutritionally complete, sweet and satisfying lifegiving elixir from her tits to your tongue as much as you wish to take >it's her supreme fetish to do this to/for you and she knows hundreds of ways to make you cum while you do it (if you want) It just doesn't get better.

>>86228 >she laughed

>>86255 I'm aboutta flunk out of neetdom and fall down to the level of a wagie soon. I want a noble to take care of me.

>>86217 That was an excellent chapter, my hatred for Ancara finally made a 180 degree

>>86269 >Manti-milk infused with venom from her spine Like monster energy but good

>>86271 I just want the waging to mean something. Doesn't even have to suck less.

>>86274 Would it be waging if it has sense? Wurm is writing an essay

i wish for a cake. genie's cake. genie's delicious coffee cake. yes that is what i wished for. no other alternative interpretation, miss genie. just a piece of some hot cake. decadent i know.

>>86275 Depends The neet interpretation is that most all work is waging, the WASP interpretation (also known as the Goldstein gambit) is that there is no such thing and all work is good regardless of how little.value it produces for you and the community

>>86277 Meaning makes it tolerable to an extent or so said the wurm

>>86278 But she is a wurm, I can't be mean to her!

deflanderise chesh

>>86281 Cheshy is now a married kot with 2 kids and a good, wholesome Christian life.

>>86282 Hi-diddly-ho chesherino.

>>86281 Are they flanderized?

>>86284 as flanderized as a region in the lowlands. the og chesh was a deep, highly nuanced character that you could spend years writing a PHD thesis on just her characterisation and what she has to say about society. as time has gone on, cheshire has dulled, flattened. the edges ironed off. her cat's meow is but a little meow purr failure. what was once a brilliant commentary on social values, victorian norms on politeness, a clever critique of Louis Carol's Alice in Wonderland from a japanese perspective, is now but a flanderised purple cat that does nothing but meme.

ALL CHESHIRE DESERVE EAR SCRITCHES AND AS MUCH BUTT BONGO TIME AS THEY PREFER.

>>86285 Maybe in your mind but not in mine. You're what Cheshire vecomes

>>86287 Becomes* >>86286 This too, being a smart cat doesn't protect them from it

Cheshire offers a biting commentary on anon's fingers.

>>86289 A true critic of society

>>86285 >you could spend years writing a PHD thesis on just her characterisation and what she has to say about society. Anon, saying "we live in a society" does not actually amount to much insight...

>>86291 I'm just here to see the cute cat speaking

>Have Chesh wife >she hears you like catgirls >so she puts on a pair of cat ears >says you can finally live the dream and fuck a catgirl! Many such cases.

>>86293 But can she funny cat speak? You kneow?

>>86293 That's just one more proof that they're the best girl

>>86294 I find nyan speak very hot. Don't tell it to the kots

>>86296 I can only think of the tongue twister from Monogatari

>>86297 That was an instant boner

>>86296 cats can intuit weakness, like when they single out the guy with a cat allergy and sit on their lap

>>86299 >Batcat without a tail pussy Very sad, poor girl

>>86301 nah, that's just a cat. cat-succ at best

Do catgirl bites cause catgirl fever? Inquiring minds want to know!

>>86304 They get exited when you pet them

>>86305 Yes, and I want to know if cat bites will make me horny or just need to worry about sepsis.

>>86306 In mge, yes and you would go wild if infected for too long without a cat to release the fever

>Cat scratch fever huh? *blows smoke moronically* >heh... figures.

>>86307 Werecat or any variant expect the forbidden one* >>86308 She's just like me

tell me about bizaro chesho

>>86310 She eats with her butt.

>>86311 Do I kiss her on the butt?

>>86312 Yes

>>86313 A dream come true for analingus enjoyers

STOMP STOMP STOMP

>>86269 Holsts are the perfect monster.

>>86316 Close, but no. It’s Ushis.

What if you trolled Chesh by putting on cat ears yourself and claimed you were the real Chesh and that she's the imposter Ian Brandon Anderson? Be warned: this may lead you to getting a boyfriend free Chesh

why my hellhound look funny

>>86318 That's how you get zapped to the extreme by an autistic raiju.

>>86319 She's a heavenhound the better of two hounds

>>86321 unfortunately, she'll gradually turn into her unholy counterpart, like all heavenly things cursed to wander the earth.

>>86322 That's sad, it will make her worse.

>>86322 it's by no means inevitable. you must simply continually headpat her, do romantic things with her, tell her you love her, etc.

My name is Greenie Saladdressen, bugger fucker. Open the door. This is my greenhouse. Open the fucking door. ...NOW.

>>86325 Gem alert

>>86325 >>86326 Don't make me get my shovel

>>86325 I don't care who Druella sends, I am not paying taxes.

>>86328 you are a farmer (read you grow tomatos in your backgarden) therefore you must pay your tax in a slice of your harvest

>>86324 Also be sure to leave her signs "from God" asking for the depraved things you want rather than asking her directly. That will help stave off her fall.

>>86326 Every Wurm is a gem.

>>86331 I like to think that wurm coloration is influenced at least in part by what their diet of rocks and gems looks like. ...or maybe the weird magic gems give them special powers.

>>86332 >Wurm wife is pink >She eats a lot of shrimp

>>86333 >Wurm wife has face in shrimp bucket again it could be rock salt. or rose quartz. or those foam strawberry candies or pink marshmallows.

>>86326 >>86331

>>86335 It's a ring! But can it fit on her finger?

>>86336 It might fit on her boyfriend's finger.

>>86336 We need a ring fit for a wurm.

>>86330 >"Anon, Anon, I found another sign, look!" >She hands you a note on a scrap of paper left in her toiletries >"Take the hero's rod into your bosom and stroke it until his heroic essence is released." >"T. God" >She looks expectantly from your face to your dick pants

>>86211 I would watch a movie about magical eldritch hagbominations

>>86340 How much screen time does her shikigami get?

>>86340 >draw human girl >call her a monster girl

>>86325 That Greenworm looks like I can post cute videos of her doing skits and jokes on Montube and get thousands of views while other people call me a secondary and complain I never played with the original Greenworm.

get a load of this bozo who didn't play with the original greenworm

>>86342 >magical hags show >the show succeeds >but the only merch that sells is the one featuring the Shikigamis >meet and greet boots for shikigami actors with huge lines >magical hag boot gave 3 handshakes at best >special audiobooks and ASMR from the shikigamis sold out >show directors didn't even bother to make audiobooms and ASMR from the main character

...

>>86346 Cute boog get patted

>>86345 I want to play with Ran's ears

>>86347 you've summoned the nest.

>>86348 With your dick?

>>86350 no

>>86349 Mantis Village... and the Sisters of Battle.

>>86349 That's too many, I need to find them a husband each. Hard work, feel bad

>>86353 it's one mantis but she's so fast she's got an after image.

>>86354 That's reassuring, to an extent

>>86354 >>86355 Actually no, I'm scared now.

>>86349 but I thought mantises were solitary insects?

>>86356 >>86354 >>86355 >M-MASAKA!?!

>>86358 Aiyaiyaiyaaaaiiii~

>>86335 I'm getting the feeling that treasure is more special than usual.

it'd be pretty neat to hug a kiki i bet

>>86361 Hugging any monster girl would be pretty neat

>>86362 >pretty neet It’s Miss Lim’s time to shine!

It'd be neat to hug a big monster while nuzzling her bosom. Even better if she gets smug about it, and presses my face deeper in.

>get a pet mantis because they're easy to look after and you think they're neat >get quite attached to it >shame they only live for about a year >decide to get it one last treat after its final molt >the pet shop has this premium bug food that you never noticed before >the sachet says it's got magic ingredients that make them live longer >what's the worst that could happen? >pet mantis really likes it >decide to leave all of it in the terrarium >that night you're woken by the sound of breaking glass in the other room >when you open the door to investigate, you find yourself face to tits with a huge mantis woman

>>86367 I’m going to buy so many bags of that food and toss them all over the neighborhood! Gonna be so damn cool.

>>86367 Is she angry about anon treating her as a pet?

>>86367 will she eat anons head?

>>86371 She'd gobble down his little head, for certain. >>86370 >Was a pet >Was treated like a pet Unless he was an otherwise shitty owner I'd hope not. This should definitely be a "let me thank you for taking care of me" situation.

>>86372 >Miss Mantis remembers Anon’s finger >Always so gentle with her >It made her so scared at first >But now she is the big one >She will be gentle too…

>>86348 I want to play with Ran's titties

>>86335 >get ring from your wurm >it has gnaw marks on it >she tells you she got hungry on the way over to propose but really held herself back and managed not to eat the whole thing

You can just walk into the adventurer's guild in Sunny Monster Hamlet, and get bombarded with party invites from young adventurer girls with pretty faces and beautiful bodies

>>86376 I'm just here to deliver bread

What could be better than monster girls? Monster girls in bodysuits! Pantyhose and leather are fine too, fishnets are ok

Walking up to a hellhound and then past her. No funny business - and I dodge the tail swipe.

Maybe I even make eye contact with the hellhound. Do a little finger gun. They gotta know i'm cool.

>>86380 Anon, you will look EXACTLY THIS COOL. Is that what you want?

>>86378 This is only true if the suits rip easily or otherwise provide easy access. I would put a dog into a catsuit though. >>86381 I could only hope to have as much swag as that griffin.

>>86381 >This is extremely cool >Hound thinks I'm super cool >Too cool to mess with >This is not extremely cool >Hound thinks I'm an uncool lamewad >Too uncool to mess with I need cool lessons from this specific griffon.

Finding the measured disciplinehound and baiting her so hard she breaks her monk-like calmness and reverts to feral rapehound

>>86378 This but little girls

>>86385 Kunoichi lolis in bodysuits or fishnet versions

Hear me out--FISH in fishnets.

>>86367 such is a small price to pay

>>86388 for the advancement of bug science

>>86378 Leotards UNDER shorts way better

>>86391 hotpants do it better

>>86392 What about ICE PANTS? For Miss Shog to make her special homemade FROZEN SHOGURT?

>>86382 >This is only true if the suits rip easily or otherwise provide easy access I agree, big zippers for easy access are quite useful

>>86394 They should also have pockets. Like, a lot of pockets. Too many pockets. Pockets on pockets on pockets. POCKETS.

If you want a monster with easy to remove clothes that provide quick access to her body in case of emergency, then kimonos are the superior option

>>86396 After a couple of wine coolers, all Auntsters are like that regardless of what they're wearing.

>>86396 overheating is a serious medical concern for foxes (even with the large ears to radiate heat) so they often require loose, well-ventilated clothing so if you ever said something rude about a foxes attire you should regret your words and deeds

>>86398 WHOOOOOOOOOOO

>>86298 Nadia Fortune's puns?

>>86398 Why is that last fox so sad looking?

>>86402 too much milk, maybe

>>86402 not full of kits yet

>>86396 Auntie I get it, now can you please stop taking off your clothes around the house while telling me that "fun fact"?

>>86403 Can't help, she doesn't have fluffy paws

>>86398 Hags in general overheat too quickly, that's why they are constantly sweating to regulate temperature and have an instant nudity protocol to cool down faster and to entice potential prey

>>86407 Hat flashes are common in hags

>>86408 I mean *hot flashes

>>86408 >>86409 There is potential in hat flashes as well. It comes and goes, they say. Why does she wear it? Nobody knows.

>>86408 >hat flashes As expected of touhou hags

>>86411 A hat is just another boundary

>>86411 Despite flashing the hat stays on

>>86405 No

>>86415 Those one piece dresses that can be pull from just one swing are fine too

>>86408 >mature Mad Hatters randomly spotted naked at the street

Maybe I developed in this last year an obsession for manticore and paws. Maybe.

>>86419 >some men think they can outsmart me. >maybe. >but I've yet to meet one that can outsmart a venom spine

>>86420 >Still get "backstab" Can't hit what you can't see

>>86332 >wurm eats pure quartz >turns invisible

>>86422 more like >wurm eats pure quartz >starts ticking at extremely regular intervals

>>86423 >wurm learns about piezoelectricity >gets a whole bunch of quarts >literally thunderclaps

Pink Eros Wurm Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>86425 Eros makes almost all monster girl better

>>86426 pink eros phantom

>eros banshee >even more sad >but pink

>>86425 >pink wurm Imagine playing Worms with Wurms. In real life. No demon silver weapon cop out needed, they are goddamn rock crushing serpent dragons, a grenade explosion just tickles them.

>>86427 >its another romantic comedy

>>86376 <Girls, if our party's too big, then we won't get any exp! >So? >We won't level up or be able to equip better gear! >I don't care, I'm just here to have fun. >Me too! >Gear is a crutch anyway. >High level gear covers up too much, until you get to the high 90s or something... >Exactly. >Don't monsters scale faster than humans? I don't want to outlevel you, sir. >Yeah, then we'd have to let you win duels instead of just losing to you fair and square after trying our hardest, covered in sweat, exhausted, at your mercy. >...Y-yeah what she said.

>>86430 There's nothing wrong with romantic comedies. Have you ever seen What's Up Doc? Imagine that, but with (You) as Ryan O'Neill and Phantom as Barbara Streisand

One last thing. You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full Moon.

Wock fears the Ozempic

>>86434 Who brought donuts to Wonderland?

Imagine slowly touching the are between batcat's wing while nibbling on her ears

>>86436 I WILL VIOLENTLY BUTT BONGOS THE BATCAT. THAT IS MY PROMISE. BATCATS WHO ARE INTO THAT, SPINE ME AT YOUR PERIL!

>>86435 i wonder if you can make mushroom donuts taste nice

>>86437 Does it reset her agro level?

>>86439 NO

Despite my awakening to the manticore I don't think much about getting spined. I think about drinking the venom obviously but not about getting punctured. I hate sleep paralysis so getting paralyzed wouldn't be very fun.

>>86441 Sleep paralysis is just Nightmare-chan's way of saying "hold still, you'll enjoy this more if you don't resist"

>>86442 Real ones are horrible I won't thanks the nightmare for it. I know that mamonobanana will make it pleasurable but I still don't like the thought of being at the mercy of miss 'core.

>This lewd venom has the effects of causing a man’s body to produce huge amounts of semen and spurring ejaculation. In this state, if a man’s penis is engulfed by their tail, he will reach climax every time the walls of their tail move, and ejaculation will be repeated relentlessly. >Furthermore, in a cruel twist, this venom doesn’t influence the mind anywhere near as much as it influences the body. Knowing fully well what will happen after that, they maliciously retract their spines as if to let the man pull off their tail, but once the man grabs it in his hands, his body will completely ignore his own thoughts, and instead move on its own seeking more ejaculations. I want to be metaphorically eaten by the core. I want to be preyed upon by her. I want her to be loving and soft and kind, but with bouts of sadism and hunger. Chew my ear while she pumps me with venom and sucks my balls dry with her tail. I want to eat her tail out while she eases spines into me.

>>86444 I refuse to believe that not at least one ancient philosopher pondered the manticore pussy.

>>86444 That's exactly why I will never be a real manticore enjoyer. I can't

>>86447 can't what

>>86448 I can't submit to the manticore

>>86449 Different strokes for different folks.

>>86450 Despite that I love them. I think about them daily and they're second in my personal tierlist. But do I really love them if I dislike some of their core personalities? Are they really in second place or it's occupied by a fantasied version of manticore, a deformed copy who retained only surface level core features...

sub or dom, as long as we're together

>>86451 If manticores were real you wouldn't like them. To others, what you like isn't a manticore. To your self it doesn't matter, it's all in your head. But if you want to talk about how much you like manticores, while innately disliking the core of what a manticore is, you're going to find those engagements unsatisfying because you're essentially talking past each other about two fundamentally different entities. And if they were real, your opinion on them wouldn't matter, because it wouldn't change a manifest nature.

>>86453 Yeah, I need to purge it from my system.

>>86454 KC's answer is you'd find that one special exception. But for the purpose of communication with other core fans there's little reason

>>86455 My bad, I will keep it to myself

Not now, onii-chan! I must contemplate THE ORB

Irregardless of preference, we can all appreciate the value of good beaning. Nothing political or religious or philosophical or metaphorical or ideological or divisible or anything like that about beaning. Just good old fashioned paws on face and paw beans squishing your features.

>>86453 >>86455 Don't be such a fag, people talk about monsters with personalities differing from their profiles all the time.

>>86459 For example, I like Ushis and think that a slightly deredere Ushi would be incredible gap moe.

>>86459 Yeah sure. Just saying that gushing about your Ghoul waifu with reverse Klüver–Bucy syndrome isn't going to elicit particularly engaging or fulfilling conversations. I wasn't telling anon what to do, I was telling him what he could expect. Your example is asinine. There's nothing about being lovey dovey that fundamentally contradicts a ushi's nature.

Pride Month in just a few weeks, are you ready to gay up to the absolute maximum?

>>86462 Basketball with an Alp! Shirts vs skins. Wanna guess which is which?

>>86464 Don't know about basketball, but you two are going to play with balls alright if you take on an alp.

>>86459 Nah, he's right. What's the point of speaking of a mamono if I don't like major part of the profile and want to bent it into something else. The more I think about it, the more I feel like a clown, I do that to all the profiles I """like""". I don't like any profile if taken as is, word for word. I feel silly realising that only now after years but do I really like MGE or the mangled thing my brain create out of it?

American Gun Foxes: The reason #6969 why America kicks ass.

>>86467 >trailer trash fox keeps getting pregnant no matter how much anon tries to avoid it

>>86468 Somebody's gotta fill up Appalachia

>>86466 Do ya like monstergirls and true love? If the answer is yes then MGE is for you. Just gotta wait or headcannon your own. It's not too odd to have nothing. There are two explicitly yan girls and one's a snake and the other's a girl with a cage fetish. I can understand a yanfan whose not so into snakes feeling like there's nothing really there for him. I don't know you're situation, but at least with a yanfag, the only girl that's really off limits is a bi-corn or a nurarihyon.

>>86469 >Florida Man accidentally overpopulates the Southern America as he married three fox girls

Yanticore

>>86470 Yes and yes. The closest profile would be kiki but she's not a cat. On a pure design without taking into account the profile it would be the already mentioned manticore. A middle ground with only one major tweaking would be the Cheshire (as profile, not the threadcanon). All would be bend be to a major degree and it explains why my idea where always badly received.

>>86461 I mean, it does a little—they’re pretty rapey by default and I am envisioning more of “Let’s hold hands and have a picnic” type lady. With consensual sex. And sandwiches.

>>86474 >they’re pretty rapey by default and I am envisioning more of “Let’s hold hands and have a picnic” type lady. With consensual sex. And sandwiches. Well yeah, Ushis are more about the rape cave experience. Translated into modern era she'd be closer to a neet, but maybe a rich neet due to selling home made web-woven kevlar or something, so her home has every convenience imaginable. It is a little hard imagining taking one for the coffe+walk date or a picnic. Still, I could imagine one putting up with going outside and touching grass like a normie out of love. Yes, I don't think this would be natural or preferred for her. But as an experience it's not exactly character breaking.

>>86475 Ok but what about the sandwiches? Man. I can always tell when I’m hungry because my posts include food.

>>86473 Yeah, I get how Kikis and cores are very different girls. What I don't get is how on earth kikis and chesh have any similarities? To my mind you'd need to change more than one thing for that to work, the only commonality I see here is profile chesh being pretty hands off if she's not interested, and acting as a rather faithful guide. That sense of duty and business is rare in MGs and Kiki shares it, along with Nureonna.

>>86476 >sandwiches Canon event

>>86477 Chesh but maid à la kiki. I said middle ground because it breaks less rules but it's far from respectable.

>>86477 NTA, but all monster girls desire to become Cheshires. They did studies and proved it! Cheshires in lab coats asked various mamono if they wished to become more Chesh-like. Eventually all respondents said yes!

>>86479 You just want a cat girl maid, Why not just pick nekomata but make her a maid? I see no reason this isn't achievable.

>>86481 I thought about it and it's a lesser evil. It fits and I like nekomatas, but she's not a Cheshire and doesn't have the power of Cheshire, which I like a lot. Honestly, this is meaningless; you're wasting your time trying to help me. It's better that I headcanon what I would like and don't annoy the thread with it.

>>86476 I hunger also

>>86482 I'll stop since you don't wanna keep harping on it, but I found it pretty interesting. But yeah, you're right. You can't really talk about a maid chesh that doesn't act like a chesh, especially when there's already such a strong headcannon idea of what a chesh is. And you can't really talk about a segmented teleporting cat maid without people asking "why not a chesh" so yeah, I get where you're coming from. Well good luck anon. Maybe some day he'll do Maid Ms.Fortune, but I wouldn't hold my breath, he's been pretty on brand for only dealing with established folklore.

which hole to kiss which hole to stick dick in

>>86485 brutally facefucking the core while sensually making out with the tail

>>86484 I don't want to over post about it because it bothers anons. I just never realised that my headcanons were an annoyance for others, it's a very dumb mistake and I will correct it.

>>86431 >High level gear covers up too much, until you get to the high 90s or something... >the healer who's wearing nothing but a few veils and a cute hat, and been as red as a tomato ever since a human man joined their party, meekly pitches in asking if they should get more clothes after all >the other girls who are wearing almost as little go "??", she blushes even harder and doesn't explain further

>>86487 I think you're probably over reacting.

>>86464 Bug titty Alp skins team since I doubt that they even know how to select, buy or even wear bras, that thing has their own science