>>98015 It'd be like one of those videos where dog owners drop the leash to see what the dog does, a lot of them just stop and stare at their owner, some grab the leash and bring it back lol

What happened?

POV: you wake up as you are about to get slimed

>>98021 I'm going to wear a red wool cap and dive into her like I'm Yves Costeau

>>97861 >He can't help but mention Futurama LMAOOOOOO Nah, that's me you're thinking of. I know you have a habit of rolling all the people who don't like you into one boogeyman from smug or whatever, but I haven't had a go at you for being a colossal faggot for a few months now. I don't know if I'm just used to it or if you're not quite so anal retentive about it. I feel like it's you, actually, I feel like you're less grating or at least less frequent.

All offices should have kot or at least beastgirls. They might not work much and have difficulties with keyboard but the moral boost will quadruple anons productivity

>>98025 Do you have any scientific studies to back up those claims?

Sexy lich feet

>>98027 Cold too, perfect for a hot summer afternoon.

>>98028 Lick them like a popsicle to cool off. Mild annoyance (and pleasure) from Lich. Get a cold foot job later and cum all over her soulless soles.

>>98030 I bet undead have really sensitive feet. Warming them up and massaging them restores bloodflow to the area and allows them to feel your touch better. Well, zombie-type undead at least.

is the ultimate lap pillow a ice queen outside on a summer day? or a blarog on a chilly evening?

>>98033 The ultimate lap pillow if your wife, with her hand in your hair as you lay together before a warm fire. Her skin is cool and pleasant, and the radiant warmth from the hearth suffuses you, but it's not too hot, as the balcony door is open, as a misty, overcast day with a persistent breeze is right outside. Sea birds call faintly in the far distance.

>>97801 a few more cause I had a free moment backlog is now at 252 (I finally got around to deleting some duplicates I had) >>96991 I'll get on it just 4(You) anon

>>98035 Sweet!

>>98035 >>96991 as requested

>>98037 I will steal this idea and use it with impunity.

>>98033 >not sleeping on both of them at the same time for HEAT EQUILIBRIUM

>>98039 >room temperature snoozing

>>98039 That just cooks you on one side and freezes you on the other.

Balrog ice queen would be an interesting dynamic. Both successful and powerful but polar opposites >Hot vs cold >Loud and outspoken vs quiet and indifferent >Trendy vs traditional >Paizuri vs thighs >>98041 I need them to both sit on my face at the same time to see what happens.

>>98032 Very sensitive. And then they get confused when anon is pampering them. They are undead so they smell nice. They don't put up much resistance either because if anon is doing it then it's probably a good thing. wights have very sexy feet and legs, but that's so you can kiss them under the table and occasionally look down past the cloth to smug at you.

>>98026 No but I'm ok with testing in her lab with a kot

>>98041 Team work, anon, teamwork! they must work together to strive for balance

Science used to be a hobby for the very wealthy. Imagine a wight or vampire (or dragon lol) or similar with a science room where she does experiments. Lewd experiments. With grem tech support.

>>98046 Weird of the result is always getting shibaried and calling her husband for help...

>>98047 I dunno. She's found several new positions that drive her husband wild. That must count for something.

>>98048 Kek, you're right in the end a good scientific paper will be produced, half goon material half dragonic sex guide

>>98046 we need a scientist lich/gremlin duo

>>98050 And anon, the CEO funding the research

>>98050 And anon/a silly dork monster as their guinea pig(s)

>>98051 >>98052 Anon CEO keeps getting used as a guinea pig because of some accident/ administrative error/ spell. Now that sounds like a series with 5 seasons where grem and lich eventually get fired on the third and have to spend all of that season trying to come up with one plan that convinces Anon CEO that they are trustworthy to hire them back, but at the end it turns out anon secretly missed being used as a labrat, so it all turns out well in the end. The final season is them somehow connecting every experiment with their future wedding and the finale is the wedding turning into complete chaos just like the old times.

It’s Thirsty Thursday! Post huge mammaries!

>>98054 Hags already get the weekend to themselves.

call the local 9-tailed fox "granny"

>>98057 I would wear it with pride

I want to be dominated by a grem using genetic editing and nanomachines and sedatives slipped into my coffee (or just gym). I want her to pin me down. I want her to shove my face in her sweaty armpit while she beats me off. I want her to crush my face in her slick thighs. I want her to press my face into the mouth of her steamy boot while she jerks me off with her feet. I want her to french kiss me. I want grem rape!

>>98055 >sad_milk-free_anon_noises.midi

>>98027 Lich that levitates instead of walking has the most pristine feet. >>98042 It's particularly interesting when they're on good terms.

>>98056 Well she is a granny, she has like 24 grandkids from 3 different daughters.

>>98046 >outperformed by Marty McFly and Doc Emmett Brown

>>98063 Outpeformed by Hououin Kyoma and his microwave, too. Betcha Grem-chan and Dr. Lich can't send sexts into the past to get pregnant.

>>98064 that's a literally who, now

>>98065 If you could Alp your bro by sending a message to his mom's pager in 1992, would you do it?

>>98013 man was not meant to resist cow

>>98066 Now that's a good one anon, holy

>>98066 What am I, a faggot?

Six point nine raijuwatts...? *GASP* SIX POINT NINE RAIJUWATTS?! *GASP* *Falls over backwards retreating into lab* GREAT SCOTT ANON. How could I have been so careless!? SIX POINT NINE RAIJUWATTS?! How am I supposed to generate that kind of power!? It can't be done. Can't!

Black dogs are the best dogs.