>>96931 it's tough being a hostage negotiator with all these monster's unreasonable demands

>>96938 >mcdonalds grease, microplastics and corn syrup A true-blooded american patriot >eagle harpy squawk in background

>>96935 Looks like anon drank the funny potion

Smother me in wight cake

>>96939 Send me as a special operator, I prepared all my life for petting

I will support vampire rule if it means I get sucked in my sleep by a dorkpire.

Kakuen names?

>>96944 >Half waking up late in the evening with her hands on your cock an her fangs in your neck Damn that would be a nice way to wake up

>>96945 Mojo. Something scientific/explorer sounding like Winona. Chinese names like Min or Shan or Le.

>>96945 Jade Monkey. You must find her before the next full moon.

big shog = big hugs

Vampire facesitting vs wight facesitting?

>>96950 My heart says wight.

>>96951 She deserves it more.

>>96952 No I just think that's more or a wight thing to do. The main problem with vampires is how much of their identity is around being a vampire. If you asked the best girl for sitting lotus I still would have said wight but that's due to unrelated autistic headcannon the answer is vampire. But if she's not biting you she's lost like 2-3 points on the scale of coolness, and she really doesn't have much edge if any on wight. Whereas a wight could sit on your face all day and still do the hallmark wight things like run her claws over your body.

>>96939 That fox wouldn't even need to voice a request to me, let alone a demand. They shouldn't be this powerful.

Choose your slime.

>>96953 >Wight alternating between her claws, her hands and her ghost hands all while slowly grinding her pussy (and possibly her ass) into your face. >For hours at a time >Clean or sweaty doesn't matter undead smell amazing either way It would ruin me

>>96955 Purple

>>96955 Always blue, but I'll want to redistribute some mass. >>96956 >>96953 Wight claws are underrated.

>>96958 >Wight claws are underrated. I refuse to get drunk on that vile stuff.

>>96958 she strives to be perfectly rated. >>96959 >licking beer poured down a wight's thigh/leg/snatch

>>96959 T. Man with a beer gut not even constant wine goat sex and bacchus himself could save him from. The worst part is that they're still better than the 4rapeos pyrow beg old men to buy for them.

>>96950 Tomboy ghoul ass > wight crotch >>> vamp

>>96962 >Sweaty tomboy ghouls in sports bras and oversized sweat pants with big belts doing parkour >Always has a lollipop in her mouth

>>96963 >sweaty tomboy ghoul >baseball cap >never finishes sucking her lollipops >always bites >one time, while sitting on a wall that anon can't climb, took the lollipop out and dared anon to suck it >made chicken noises and everything >he actually did it >lewd >it tasted good. really good. >fuck. give it back >double indirect kiss.

Continuing the previous thread's undead society discussion, something nobody brought up was that the cities and kingdoms would over time have a higher and higher percentage of their population made up of undead girls who've never been living humans in the first place. I think the older generations and especially the highest position undead would in time "retire" and go do stuff like take it easy tinkering on their ancient vinyards, since they're ageless and want to make room for their daughters and their husbands instead of occupying their seats in society forever. You'd probably only see super old undead show up at big parties except for some unmarried ancient christmas cakes. Also naturally the youngest generations of Wights, Vampires and other high up undead would be cute noble lolis that drive you crazy with their plump pale bodies. >>96960 >licking beer poured down a wight's thigh/leg/snatch The correct etiquette is licking champagne or cognac poured down a Wight's chest, midriff snatch and thighs.

>>96964 >Ywn go free running with fit tomboy ghoul gf >Ywn get your soul sucked out through your dick on some rando industrial rooftop >ywn clap her tight athletic ass as she's bent over some vent unit pain

>>96966 >licking the tip gently before taking it all in >nibbling, gumming, sucking your cock >getting her aphrodisiac saliva all over your shaft >do it in 69 and fill your lungs with the scent of sweaty horny ghoul ass while you eat her ass or devour her undead pussy >technically in public but up on the roof so nobody would know

>>96967 I bet she has a secret hangout on a rooftop of an abandoned building that's completely inaccessible due to decommissioned stairwells, but she stole power from the building over and set up a little tarp shack full with a retro tv, couch she somehow got up onto the roof and mini fridge for drinks and snacks

>>96968 >Oasis in the city >Her special place to chill out and vibe >Will sometimes just hang out without clothes because it's so inaccessible >so... wanna fuck or watch a movie?

For me it's Zombies, I find that simple and primal nature very endearing, plus they are like a clean slate ready to be educated, loved and set on the right path, also I want to heal their wounds and stitches bu pouring them full of my mana and see how Zombies develop since childhood by observing my daughters with them.

>>96968 >Secret base >Cold drinks >TV >Probably some vidya >Fit tomboy who loves to suck dick Man, that's the life and she's not even alive.

>>96969 >Caught out on the rooftops in the rain >You don't know how she managed to do it but with ingenuity or copious amounts of duct tape no water is getting in >It's just you and her on this rooftop island >Now you can't even hear the cars or the pedestrians, just you, her and the rain on the tarp >She gives you that look Tender cuddlesex on the couch in the rain as she can't take her lips off you

>>96972 hngg yes yes yes. ghoul lotus. she gets very handsy.

>>96973 >After sex she decides she wants to cool down a little in the rain >She closes her eyes and tilts her head back, water beading off her skin, short hair soaked, the athletic tone of her body gleaming in the rain and dripping off every curve >Get hard again, almost immediately >Her eyes flutter open and she takes a deep breath, tongue sticking out slightly, almost tasting your arousal on the air >She smirks as she turns back to you >Sucks your dick in the rain Some how the dead seem to know a lot more about living.

>>96974 >Some how the dead seem to know a lot more about living. You know that saying about how you never appreciate a thing until it's gone? Yeah. I guess that doesn't actually apply to all "undead" in this context, but still.

Goddamnit WHAT?! Fucking vampires on the front?!!

>>96975 >"Too short, life is, to let something stop you from sucking dick" >Ghoul Tzu

>"This was a mistake. I told you I don't do parties." >"Look, you want to meet a guy, this is where you meet guys. Just follow my lead and you'll be fine."

>>96976 Vampires are cute, though.

>>96974 >"C'mon. Heh, scared you'll get wet?" >Pulls you out from under the tarp into the downpour >You're so hot and sweaty from cuddling her that you don't mind the cold shower >Covers your neck in salivated ghoul bites while she beats you off >Return the favour with ear nibbles >Start shedding clothes until you're more naked than she is >Your momentary weakness as you cum is enough for her to wrestle you down onto the soaking roof >Don't even care, getting hard again from magic ghoul saliva and how fucking pretty she is >Presses your face into the nook of her armpit/depths of her cleavage as she prepares to give you a thigh job or yet more sex

>>96938 >3rd pic You know what else she's gonna be filled with if she tries that with me? LEAD.

>>96977 Not having to worry about death or illness would also take a lot of the lead out of life. The kind of urban exploring she would have to do to find her rooftop sanctuary in the first place is dangerous enough to make looking in the first place a bad idea, but if you don't have to worry about breaking your neck climbing up or if the roof collapses, why not just do things? A long life would also get boring leading to the same sentiment. Actually, I was just thinking about some extremes the undead could get up to. If air is no longer a necessity they could go on some dives in places only the abyssals go, so deep the water pressure starts to affect their ability to move. They could rawdog space, then rawdog in space.

>>96949 I'm not convinced. I think we need to do more research to establish a proper correlation.

>>96981 Lead in blood is extremely bad for you. Looks like you do need her help staying healthy.

>>96986 Miss Jiangshi told me that drinking mercury every day is the key to eternal life, and it obviously worked for her.

>>96986 >Lead in blood is extremely bad for you. Yeah, good she understands. I hope she understands she'll be literally filled with it if she tries anything with me. although Flandre can't be that bad, unless her nature got MGE'd and she's an insufferable vampire cunt like the rest

>>96986 >Nearly flat chest >ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE THIGHS AND ASS Just wait until she fills those blood bags.

>>96980 I think this discussion has cemented Ghoul firmly in the tomboy gf fantasy for me.

>>96990 Greentext splicer-kun should splice these because tomboy Ghoul's rooftop hideout is a top tier idea

What if Jiangshi capoeira street dancer you have help "limber up" before every set

>>96990 Ghouls are easy to forget about but quite nice when you let them be more than movie fast zombies. Personally, I like to imagine that fast zombie mode is just how she acts when she's extra horny.

>>96989 Peak physique for little undead noble girls

>>96992 She enrages people at Tekken

>>96993 fast and intelligent. well, more intelligent than anon at least

>>96991 >Greentext splicer Which one?

>>96997 I dunno, anyone who's available

>>96995 spinning flip kicks for days

>>96999 i wish i could job to monsters

>>97000 >Pictured is anon, circa 2026 colourised >He bought a coin off a racoon to help him tame the jiangshi but he's begun to suspect its authenticity

>>96938 I'm gonna bite a zombie and see if she turns into a human.

>>97002 No, but she will moan.

>>97003 if your zombie is making weird noises you should take her to a lich for a tuneup

>>97004 Moaning is a very normal noise for a zombie, but you may consider modifying her intake so she sounds cooler.

>>97005 >her intake so she sounds cooler. She's not an Automaton.

>>97006 not yet

>>97007 That's not how that works.

>>97008 Not with that attitude.

Hebis appreciate human cultures

>>97010 Too wholesome for me. I cannot endure it.

I am gonna huff the ghoul butt

>>97010 i'm more interested in snake culture

>>97012 Your nose everywhere, her mouth everywhere. >>96996 It's a low bar but I'm glad she's cleared it.

>>97014 Damn straight. Musky undead tomboy pheromones and ghoul saliva react in brain to make feel good chemicals. Also she teases you about getting hard from it, even though she is probably sniffing your neck while biting you.

IT IS THE DAY OF CATS.

>>97017 Yes but they stole it

>>97017 forsooth

>>97017 We are talking about cats. Just look at this cat. Totally a cat and nothing else.

>>97016 You can always tease her about getting wet. I mean, your nose doesn't even have any magical MAMONO MANA properties, she's just a pervert who gets off on being sniffed.

>>97020 i love Ordinary Cats

>>97022 <"Cat ears of ordinariness" >Everyone else perceives you as an ordinary catgirl and nothing else >Requires you to have higher in than them.

>>97017 Spending Saturday with my cat auntster after leaving dry after Friday

>>97018 Skeleton catgirl would be cute, better than those hairless abominations.

Cat. But also a ghoul. A Munch-kin. >>97021 >Fingering herself while I sniff her sweaty boobs, her butt, her crotch, her pits, her feet, even her converse shoes, panties and bra if she wears any of those she was supposed to correct my degeneracy, not feed it!

>>97024 The weight of those things... >>97026 >she was supposed to correct my degeneracy Not even an angel could do that.

>>97027 Angels famously push anons towards wholesome activities?

>>97028 Until they start doing the opposite, yeah.

>>97024 Family wringing you dry is the purest form of love

>>97029 whaaat? no way

>>97031 >TFW no valkyrie mentor to drain me dry at god's behest

>>97029 >we'll start with homecooked breakfast and prayer >then we'll go on a walk through the botanical garden >and then have lunch at that riverside cafe with live music from the local village music group >then we'll go and hold hands while walking back home >then I'll get to making some baby clothes while you chop firewood >I'll bring you out some snacks >Then we will go out for dinner together to that place we like >And then we'll cap the day off with going to a choir performance at the church!

>Angel sent to monsterville to curb unsavoury behaviour >She is armed with a whistle and a stop sign I wish her luck

>>97034 >Days of failure and frustration >She meets a houri (another angel) and thinks she's found a kindred spirit >Boy is she wrong

>>97034 >See dejected angel on bench >Whistle dangling limply from her lips >Can't even summon the holy fervour to blow it any more >Church friend anon sits next to her >"you're doing alright." >Headpat >flustered whistling noises

>>97035 The houri does promote marriage, so the other angel has no room to criticize her.

>>97019 Heavy drinking with not crush

>>97038 >Heavy drinking with not crush Nice.

>>97039 I want to lick pyrow bff.

>>97037 it's fine, probably

>>97034 reminder that divine weapons are not constrained by mere physics and if the shot has to go through ten meters of concrete to get you then it will

>>97042 i don't know why eros has all those bunker busters but may as well use them

>>97038 Kot crush* >>97039 Can pyrow help me get a kot?

>>97042 Hot damn that's a cute cupid. >>97043 Better question: why would she not have tons of bunker busters when she can? Personally, I'm more interested in the targeting system cupid use to find their marks through pillboxes. >>97044 No, but she might help you fix your autocorrect.

>>97042 Are you saying that her stop sign is actually a super weapon?

>>97045 It wasn't even autocorrect, just drunk stupidness but it's pleasant to know that pyrow could help

>>97039 Is Pyrow the best girl for male tsunderes? Perhaps we could learn from them.

>>97048 Yes and they can even train other mamonos to break our tsun shell, it's very scary

>>97048 jujubs have 5 star affinity for every archetype

Should you let pyrow win at mamano kart? …can you even beat her?

>>97051 Nah, I'd win. At Crash Team Racing. Probably...

>>96979 FAT FUCK A T FAT FUCK U C K

>>97051 >Play vidya with 2 pyrows and balrog >They are scarily good >Its hard enough to win when they aren’t accidentally leaning into you, brushing their tits against your arm, putting their feet/hooves into your lap to lay down >Now they’re suggesting whoever comes 4th does whatever the player who comes 1st wants >uh oh

>>97049 >"Yeah humans are pretty cool I guess. Like sure they can't fly or breathe fire but they don't weigh much so you could easily carry one on your back if you had to."

>>97054 You'd think you're most cooked if you come last, but it's spicier if you got neither the first nor the last place. More so if it's the Balrog who got 4th place.

>>97057 You mean a Pyrow getting to boss her balrog around? In front of anon? Oh dear…

>>97048 They're fantastic for autists, at least. That's their appeal to me.

>>97058 This is just the King's Game, innit? >Pyrow is upset that Anon managed to not come in last >She's frustrated, but spent all her time planning what to do with him and has no alternate plan >Screw it, she just does the things she planned to do to Anon to the balrog instead >Everyone's hot and bothered by the end of the game, including the usually shy Anon but ESPECIALLY the balrog >Everyone spontaneously decides to play a 4P baby making game instead of racing after that

>>97063 If anon ends up getting fucked by the three of them anyway then he should be watch the frustrated pyrow do lewd things to the balrog while the other pyrow jerks him off (and eats popcorn). Orgy after.

>>97070 It's too late, Anon already lost his kissing virginity to the health potion mimic.

>>97072 slut

>>97070 >The spider that's been stealing Anon's lips for years smugly watches from the closet >Then rages when she realizes they're going to get his dick first

>>97070 He should have given his first kiss to someone he can trust to hold it, and return it at an opportune moment. For instance, the demon and danuki upperclassmon that hang out in the alley after school.

>>97063 Yes, but there are other options. The balrog could be told to hold you in place, since only she has to listen. You on the other hand, have no choice in the manner. This is why you must win 1st place, so they don't order each other to incapacitate you.

>Place last >Balrog and pyrows place joint first >fucking 3v1 minigames >all 3 looking down at you like you were a tasty bit of grilled meat at the kbbq place they go to >or a new flavour of boba tea they've not tried >or that friend they've all privately crushed on for a year now and haven't had the nerve/opportunity to bed >gyaru rape >intense, sweaty, passionate, loving, domineering, relentless, three on one, one on face two on dick, unfettered, gyaru rape

>>97077 That's abuse of authority! Help, help, I'm being oppressed! And my unc jokes don't get even a glimmer of recognition, this is awful!

>>97079 >#sorrynotsorry

>>97079 Shouldn't have lost. The right to rule was won by combat. All's fair in love and war. Gyaru on top.

>>97082 You wouldn't survive a gyaru's top.

>>97077 I could just suggest them a ton of lewd femdom ideas before we could start the game and then just play for kicks. Then I just finish wherever and enjoy a real good time with 3 hot gals.

>>97083 I don't think I could fit, but surely it wouldn't be life threatening. Would the pressure crush my head like a melon between her melons or something?

>>97087 Just huffing the pheromones trapped on her sweaty top would put most out of commission for a day.

>>97088 yeah almost instant mindbreak. rapid incubisation.hips thrusting involuntarily as you paint her tummy white. gyaru boob stink permanently etched into your brain.

>>97054 >>97063 >>97078 >4P games with gyaru monsters >4P breeding after This but with brats >vidya with loli balrog, pyrow and demon >they're flirty, touchy, brush against you with their wings and tails, take turns sitting in your lap and like to "accidentally" flash you >ends in an all-you-can-fuck buffet of monster brat pussy and ass every time

the 'rogs and the 'rows are gonna have you lugging all their stuff around whilst they cloth shop for hours on end and none of the shops have seating

>>97091 Why would a bunch of gyarus leave you out of the experience of them showing off clothing they're considering? Or sneaking into a changing room together?

>>97091 we're going to the smoothie bar and then the arcade and then the bathroom so I can rim them.

Did the Great American Mall have stores that just sell OL clothes? I would try to stear the 'rows and 'rogs to there. As a joke. haha.

>>97091 >>97092 Kinda feels like the scenario would be the opposite - the Balrog is going shopping to get (You) new clothes and her Pyrow posse are the ones carrying the bags.

>>97095 >OL clothes? The OL style is just a set of stereotypes. There are stores that sell clothes in that style, but they don't exclusively sell those.

>>97097 Well, then I want the Great Mamono Mall to have stores that DO specialize in OL outfits, with RIPE, BUSTY DANUKIS as their primary models. Also some foxes, ratas, etc. Couple of obligatory spiders in the back. Then there's the gargoyle who wakes up at night and tries to track down that shota who keeps touching her boobs when he thinks nobody's looking.

>>97098 Trap the shota in the mall with her overnight

>>97099 I'm sure there's a squad of cupids already working on that.

I'm going to beat the balrog's highscore at the arcade and simply leave my name as GUY. She'll never know it was me and she'll never beat my highscore.

>>97091 I can't believe that shops monstergirls frequent wouldn't have boyfriend chairs both inside and outside of the fitting rooms. No way they wouldn't want their man's opinions while shopping (and a chance to reward him for tagging along while they're at it).

>gyaru wurm >gyaru dragon >gyaru wyvern >gyaru lava golem >don't be surprised it's the volcano realm of course dragons swing by >gyaru claustro >fertile soil

>>97104 >>fertile soil

>>97104 gyaru sally

>>97106 keychain on sword.

>>97105 >Gnomes near volcanos get more mana, wider hips, more dangerous dispositions and fertility bonuses i dig

>>96944 Which is the biggest species of dork, vampires or dhampirs?

>>97103 This is adorable and I love it.

>>97118 Lilims

>>97118 Dhamps are dorkier on average, but Vampires have the highest dork potential.

>>97118 Hebis

>>97122 Hebis are NOT dorks. Hebis are pure maidens who serve their Ryu with honor and distinction.

>>97095 >Did the Great American Mall have stores that just sell OL clothes? It's Mall of America, and yeah, there's a few stores that kinda cater to that crowd. Nordstrom comes to mind but you're mostly going to find uppity dark elves and demons there. You'd need to make sure your 'rogs and 'rows don't get distracted by everything else the place has. >Can't go to the center, the girls will make a day at the theme park >Can't go to the top floor, they'd use the theater as an excuse to grope you in the dark >Or tease you about the gals at Hooters and ask who amongst the 'rogs and 'rows has the best tits >Can't go to the third floor, the girls would get you turned around at the Magic Quest game or Hall of Mirrors and corner you somewhere private >Or one of them will trick you into trying out the "Copilot" package at the Flight Sim machine >Can't go to the basement, same risk, only its an Aquarium >Can't dawdle at the kiosks, or the girls might find the flavored oxygen bar, a notorious black hole for all kinds of valley girls

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>>97126 Brown cow good. Bird cow good too.

>>97126 I am DEEPLY annoyed this lady gets FOUR popsicles just because she's got 4 hands.

>>97128 She could hold at least eight, maybe even twelve.

>>97125 i'm uncertain if you need to be more concerned about young women or Old Women at the mall. it seems like a pretty evenly split hunting ground

>>97130 >You look tired Suddenly I feel very energetic. Imagine that.

>>97130 If you're on the lookout for a specific mamono at the mall, just know that you won't find any Whitehorns, Yetis, Ice Queens, or other northern climate there. They're usually shopping at the IKEA across the road.

>>97132 What about at Christmas? Surely Santa's Village needs Whitehorns and pine dryads and whatnot!?

>>97133 There's usually better pay for the Santa's Village gig farther up north at Bentleyville. Just bundle up if you go, ice mamono plus the lake effect means that negative temps are the norm there.

>>97134 i dare not trespass near the christmas elves land

>>97135 There's free hot chocolate and kettle corn.

>>97134 Oh, no! I could get really cold and need to be warmed up somehow!

>>97126 Cute

>>97136 Is it a Snake Store because the owner is a snake or because it sells snakes?

>>97140 They don't sell snakes, the snake in the store is actually free like the ducks at the park. She's been waiting...

You are not immune to large kots.

>>97142 I know

>>97142 I might be, you can't know for sure.

>>97143 I am weak to chocolate

>>96955 Pink! Blue is for undine, white is for candle and dorome, purple is off limits, and red is evil.

tongue kissing

>>97142 >pic 5 >bunyip

>>97149 they do have detectable levels of cat

It's better you leave the bunyip undetected. They have a lot to do, and being spooked away cuts into their stare at you time.

Life without snake cuddles is not worth living.

>>97154 it do be like that

>>96986 >Waiting in the doctor's office for the nurse to show up and start the check up > https://youtu.be/mokupSMH9_Y?si=bQvQn_Ft7oJGSQg4 >Aw shit, here we go again

>>97142 i love u bunyip

>Chivalrous Wight >A since fallen Female Brave >Still holds to all her ideals even in death >Spots you out of the corner of her eye as her carriage passes by >Suddenly start getting letters delivered to you, written in some fair, delicate hand >Constant praise over how beautiful, cute and manly you are >Endless pining over what she's like to do with you, and how she'd treat you >Anonymous deliveries of precious heirlooms and trophies and expensive oddities >Writes to you daily in what almost feels like diary entries, gushing over how cute you were at y, or how smart it was when you did x or how cool you looked helping z. >She finally musters up the courage one moonlit night and reveals herself, in gleaming ghostly silver armour, serenading you at your window

>>97142 You could even say that that I'm weak to them

>Hero travels on quest for mcguffin and adventure >early on meets a totally weak green slime girl >doesn't finish the slime extermination task, just asks her not to attack anyone. >She hides in his backpack >Hero finds her and shoos her away peacefully >She keeps showing up at camp over and over >Gives in, party member acquired >turns out a slime is actually an extremely good party member for blocking attacks >As she grows bigger from rain and food, she increasingly tries to tempt the hero >uses her position as a tank to glom all over hero excessively for 'his own safety' Slime girls have a lot of untapped potential

>>97164 All the items in my bag now have the "Slimed" condition on them...

most recent Latenight splices (as well as the tailrubber green because I liked it)

>>97168 Doing the Lady & Tramp spaghetti kiss with Miss Medusa!

Although paper wasps look scary, you shouldn't worry too much if you start seeing them in your garden. They're closely related to hornets and they definitely can sting you if you ignore their warnings, but they're normally quite calm as long as they aren't directly threatened.

>>97171 My experience with these yellow niggers is different

>>97171 Careful. Wasps steal your snacks. They also force you to come watch their sports games.

I really like the idea of mindflayer even though she's not my favorite but I really don't think a mindflayer wants to be my wife. I put catchy songs on repeat and turn half my brain off, being inside my head when that happens must be CIA grade torture.

MGC have good and accessible medical care but it can be a bit tense for unmarried anons

>>97175 Chesh ass on face, stat!

>>97176 That's something you can only get with a prescription.

>>97177 >Dr. Unicorn walks into the exam room >"What seems to be the problem today, Anon?" "I need a prescription for Chesh ass on my face." >Long, drawn out Unicorn sigh

If I were very polite, would a large kot leave some bite marks on me so that other mamono know I have a large kot wife? I am worried about WHORES attempting to steal me with their WHORE BODIES.

>>97178 Suggest a less addictive alternative to Cheshire ass on face.

>>97178 >>97180 >Dr. Unicorn looks around the room while she struggles to find the words >"Anon, I know there's that viral video--" >Enthusiastic human boy nod >"But it's not true. That Cheshire is not a real medical doctor and this is just a prank." >Confused human boy, mouth agape >"You do not need a prescription for Cheshire ass in your face." >"You just need a Cheshire." >Anon is processing. >Processing... >Processing... "OK, then I need a prescription for a Cheshire!" >It's too early for this. >"You know what, sure. I'll put in prescription for a Cheshire and we'll make this the pharmacy's problem." >A few tippy-taps into the computer later, Anon's about to piss off the pharmacist in the basement of the clinic.

>>97181 >Hello, is this the pharmacy? >Glacies pharmacist's eyes look up to the giant 'pharmacy' sign above the counter >"Yes." >"Oh good. I'm here from Dr Unicorn to get my prescription cheshire." >"...What?" >"Dr Unicorn! Cheshire. It's for my health." >"...What?" >Anon, with great gusto, presents his prescription and note from Dr Unicorn >Did anon even read it? >It just says "please humor." >"...Rrriiiiight. Okay." Glacies fingers tap on her keyboard, freezing and breaking the keys as she types. "I'm gonna need you to take this to Dr Core in fluffy-ear audiology. Need uh... a second opinion." >"But both me and Dr Unicorn already agree I need a cheshire." >"No that's not- ugh, a third opinion." >"Do you not think I should have a cheshire?" >Long long long swig of iced coffee

>>97160 >you are genuinely weirded out through this whole experience

>>97182 A perfect match incoming

>>97184 >Ask her "why" >You didn't think some one could speak for 6 hours straight >Let along about some one else >MUCH LESS about you specifically >She doesn't even look tired or bored

>>97186 >you have mixed opinions about a yandere wight stalking you through this whole time

>>97187 >It's not stalking, it's chivalry! tbh I be leaving my windows unlocked and completely open as I shower and walk around the house naked, loudly bemoaning about how cold and lonely my bed is going to be tonight, and It's a pity that a pretty wight can't just sneak into it without telling me

This just proves that all mamono are improved by making them YAN.

>>97189 Even kots?

>>97190 ESPECIALLY KOTS.

>>97189 A yandere mad hatter sounds like both the best thing ever and the worst thing ever. Totally worth it for a chance at that hatter ass, though.

>>97192 Mad Hatters confuse me. I'm not even sure how I'd detect one is yan.

>>97193 >>97192 It's not a natural fit for them but I could see how it could be done. They are candid and level-headed even when saying the most ridiculous things, which makes it sound even more ridiculous or can convince a confused anon that what she's saying is actually completely rational. Of course you need to stay for tea - you're thirsty aren't you? Of course you need to have a biscuit or three - you're hungry aren't you? Of course she needs to lock the door - can't have anyone with bad intentions coming in. Yes it's perfectly normal for tea to taste like that. It's just the aphrodisiacs.

I want to be abducted and locked up in a yan wight's reclusive castle manor high up in the mountains or on an island in the sea, kept safe from the world and forever in her embrace. My method of escape? Simple, fill the castle with so many daughters that we have to move to relocate to a larger castle.

>>97191 That's a funny looking cat, would pet

>>97197 >Anon's Castle is stacked up with daughters to the rafters >Wife is still "pretty sure" they can fit a few more in before moving

we need to have a serious discussion about mobilizing the fairy vote

>>97201 Fairies don't vote! They have a queen! Tits McGee, I think.

>>97202 no no no not elected leadership. popularity contests! Student council elections! Public's favourite movie of the year! Best bakery of 2026! Fairies have famously low turn-out to these because they are too SMALL to fill out a ballot paper.

>>97197 How many super rare monster races have statistically huge population explosions due to the actions of singular absolute madmen?

>>97200 >She grabs a hammer and hurls it at the roof creating a hole just in time for a daughter to poke her head through >Calmly inform her that one of our daughters is now technically outside the castle and we've clearly exceeded capacity

>>97182 > Glacies fingers tap on her keyboard, freezing and breaking the keys as she types Clearly a diversity hire.

need kiki

Just imagine the sudden horror and deafening silence coming from a vampire when she first tastes the microplastics in your blood.

>>97208 I like to imagine that when mamono mana seeps into our atmosphere a gestalt mirocplastic consciousness, maybe a goddess queen slime or some other such form, perhaps even a plastic elemental awakens and fiercely defends us, seeing herself as the plastic queen mother, fighting against an invasion. She is plastic, she is the medium of beauty, she is the culmination of our industry and energy. Plastic is humanity and humanity is plastic and it belongs to her. All praise the plastic queen, she is the vessel of humanity, it is her that our babes suckle from, she is the fixture in our lives, and it is through her that we wrought works of incomparable convenience. All praise the Goddess of Plastic

MY LIFE FOR THE PLASTIC MOTHER

>>97207 Many does

>>97210 I had no idea that incestual desire was rhat big in MGE

>>97212 Have you never been in this thread on a Friday?

>>97212 Indeed it is, it's the heart and blood of this thread. I wish there was more mom/son stuff here though,but not the shota kind of mom/son but the 30+ tired wageslave kind of son with his hot out of shape aging ripened to perfection kind of mom

>>97213 I always thought that it didn't count if it was your aunt

>>97215 Your Auntster / baby mama told you that, didn't she?

>>97215 I wonder who could have told you something like that...

>>97214 Nobody ever will love you the same as your momster does

>>97218 Yo mama so fat not even mamano mana could fix her obesity.

A hot cup of green tea by your favourite neighbourhood hebi

The MGE automaton being able to reproduce would make it a cyborg, right?

Buyin' milk from a cow in Brussels She was six-foot-four and full of muscles I said do you speak-a my language? She just mooed and gave me an ice-cream sandwich And she said-

>>97220 This sounds safe and delightful.

>>97096 so basically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em0QRI5_rQU but with more girls and less musical (unless the posse contains a Phantom or something)? yeah i can dig it. would like to sign up for that kind of treatment, where do I apply? and how nerdy do i need to be to qualify?

>>97212 It's a cultural thing, just let yourself go and drown in the forbidden pleasure that only blood of your blood can provide and in time you will understand

What mamono organization is doing these incest psyops?

>>97164 you know, an oft overlooked and generally underrated adventuring companion is the humble dragon. frequently noted for being sensible, compassionate, knowledgeable. she makes fires, is a licensed massage therapist and is ideal for anything from novice to master rank quests this post paid for by the Dragonian Board of Tourism

>>97221 No? A cyborg is a human augmented with robotic parts. Automatons are just robots that become sexually compatible with humans through magic.

>>97218 >this is how she sees you off to school every morning

>potion making wife >every potion needs cum in it >mad scientist wife >every compound needs cum in it >evil engineer wife >every invention is powered by sex (and cum) >baker wife >every creation's secret ingredient is cum

>>97227 >the humble dragon Does such thing even exist?

>>97160 >Still holds her ideals >Somehow these allow her to be a stalker She was so close to getting it right. If she'd just introduced herself first and turned down the frequency of her letters and the extravagance of her gifts she'd be on her way to right wooing me. At least MAMONO MANA means it's safe to tell her to chill out and give her a second chance. >>97169 Each snake head gets it's own noodle so Anon has to slurp down a lot of pasta for this to work. She's being romantic, he's doing that old Team Fortress meme. >>97231 Gotta poach them from Dragonia. They have a booming adventurer's guild because of it.

>>97232 >It's Sensei, I have failed you again... I must return to the basics.

Raped by the cow invigilators...

>>97234 >invigilators >a person whose job is to watch people taking an exam in order to check that they do not cheat How does one get oneself into this situation. Asking for a friend.

>>97235 if you're around cows long enough they'll come up with something

>>97235 In order of punishment >Cheat >Cheat badly >Cheat and still get the question wrong >Cheat badly, get caught, get question wrong, try to pin blame on someone else >Cheat and say you wouldn't have needed to cheat if haku invigilator's big fat cow ass wasn't swaying in your peripheral vision and distracting you the entire exam

>>97237 I tried to wear blinders so I wouldn't be distracted by the proctor's multitudinous masses of sensuous jiggling flesh and she accused me of cheating. My eyes couldn't even focus on anything that close to them, lady.

>slap a hakutaku's ass in the public >learn like 500 pages of chinese secrets and their secret plans to indoctrinate the white men into being obedient, meek servants of the People's Republic of Mist >you never knew she as a spy working for the Supreme Leader of PRM

>>97238 It's just not fair! I'm the only one sitting the exam and they need THREE hakus to watch me?! Is that the real exam? To see if I can focus and not break!? I'm getting brushed by haku hips. Haku boobs pressing into my back. Hakus leaning over my desk and showing me their cleavage. Hakus leaning over the desk in front and showing me their fat juicy haku ass. Hakus whispering in my ear and licking my nape. It's too much! It's too difficult!!!

>>97231 I wouldn't call her humble but she knows her place in the world and that place is firmly wrapped around the man she loves.

>>97241 A black wurm... an evil from the ancient world. She laid siege to Condomlin...

>>97241 G-g-g-GOTH wurms? HOW DID THEY KNOW MY ONLY WEAKNESS?

>>97242 She's very sorry and she won't do it again.

>>97244 Well that settles that!

>>97243 >ONLY C'mon now.

>>97242 Condomlin had it coming and I'm glad their nearly abstinent reign of terror is over. Also, she didn't really siege it so much as poke a big hole in it as wurms do; it wasn't a lengthy process. Well, the wurm was lengthy, but you know what I mean.

>>97227 Most of the adult dragons are too overleveled, but the lolis are great companions.

>>97246 it's well known that anon only has 1 weakness there are also several glaring vulnerabilities but that's different

>>97248 >Most of the adult dragons are too overleveled A quick level drain should do the job.

>>97230 sorry ms baker wife I want to eat your bread but I am not going to eat my own cum or anyone else's cum actually that is nasty

>>97251 tell her you have an allergy. that's what i'd do whenever lamentation mushrooms are around

CHESHO! What is best in life?

>>97251 I genuinely doubt monsters would usually put their husbands semen on baked goods they sell. Probably only done for themselves or harem members, if applicable. I think this is a case of 97230 having a bit of a freudian slip.

>>97253 Fish on your plate Kitten in your arms Ball of yarn above your hair

I dunno who chesho is or what it’s gotta do with me, Cheshire the cat. Fisho? Yarn? Look pal I just guide people through wonderland. Please don’t patronise me.

>>97256 Chesho don't want fisho?

>>97257 No, just looking

Wikifag here, all nextcloud links have been updated. I'll update the translations for Side Guide II on the wiki next.

>>97259 Good job.

>>97221 >>97228 but then, how does the robot make babies?

>>97261 one of three ways 1. It's magic, shut up 2. artificial womb with magic supplying the egg 3. fleshy woman parts for the sake of reproduction, thus making the automaton a magical bioroid.

>anon asks automaton how she can reproduce >automaton simply asks if he would like to find out

>>97262 It's probably 2. An artificial egg forms that can read the husband's genetic information and translates it into binary, joins it with the automaton's features to mix up and then sets the instructions to a combo of nanomachines and a mini factory inside the automaton that build the daughter. Or a simulation womb in case she rolls the one in a thousand chance to birth an incubus.

>>97250 >boss joins your party >is mega nerfed for some reason Classic

>>97265 That's because most of her levels are actually just lended as part of her job in the dungeon. Once they stop working they have to give the levels back.

I can smell my wife over a 1000 miles away, can you.

>>97267 Your wife should probably shower then.

>>97268 You wouldn't understand the powers the abyss can give you.

>>97269 Anon you live on a mountain. That's as far from the abyss as it gets.

>>97270 >Anon doesn't know about the hollow earth entrances in the mountains that lead to the abyssal caverns.

>>97267 a big wendi sounds good I would like a big wendi

You ever think how weird it’d be to be walking in the wilderness and then over the hill there’s just suddenly a hellhound heading straight to your position? You have a good while to contemplate the sudden change your life is about to take as she closes in. One moment no hound. The next hound. Just like that.

>>97273 It's why you should have an emergency link of weiners to escape dogs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAWUMtJpjcM

>>97267 Yes, I can also smell your wife from 1000 miles away.

>>97274 Do you think the hellhound is good at long distance running? maybe you just need to evade her long enough for her to lose interest.

>>97276 If there's a mana marker its over for you man just submit to hellhound pussy.

>>97277 The longer I evade her the hungrier and crazier the sex will be.

>>97272 Wendigo psychosis in MGE is just the sexual obsession of a man for wendis where it changes him from within to the point he can walk in the snow naked to search for his eldritch deer wife.

>>97278 You're gonna need medical help after she's done anon, that don't aggravate the dominant mamonos.

>>97278 >>97280 I need to think I've lost her, and then later while I'm resting she rips open the tent while growling "found you!"

>>97275 Miss Kobold how in the world did you get up here in these mountains I thought you were still in the village.

Men shouldn't fight mamonos and should just submit to them instead, No I'm not a incubus stop making such strange accusations.

>>97281 >sudden thunderstorm >hound gets scared >anon gets cold >truce >mutually beneficial cuddles

>>97282 Miss Kobold is one of those rescue dogs with a barrel of grog

>>97273 >alone in the wilderness (as one does) >scrape knee on some abrasive foliage >oh well, no big dea- >you temporarily lose your footing as the ground quakes >you see trees being felled in a line and the earth fracturing as something unseen beelines towards you >something bursts from beneath the ground, showering you with dirt and debris >a wurm with a little nurse hat and a comically small first aid kit (at least with comparison to the size of her claws) immediately sets about cleaning the wound and puts bandaid over it >the bandaid has a cute cat picture on it >the wurm remains nearby, twirling her hair and giving you side glances you have to put out when a monster saves your life; that's the rule

>>97286 How do I subtly tell her I'm down to fuck in wurm body language?

>>97288 Smash two rocks together.

>>97288 offer her a delicious chunk of sapphire

>>97286 a good deed is its own reward I will marry the mamono that I want to marry

>>97290 >can't buy a chunk of sapphire from the gem seller without getting a smug look >oh yeah >wurmfucker >>97289 >can't buy two rocks from the rock seller without getting a smug look >oh yeah >wurmfucker

>>97276 >>97277 >>97278 It's the lonliness of The long distance Runner. Hellhounds come closer, so I'll go on further. https://youtu.be/IN3cPDEs_n8?si=VaUdPEYNPuPgJbJu

>>97293 I've got to keep running the course I've got to keep running and win at all cost I've got to keep going be strong Must be so determined and push myself WAN

You can't escape wan even if you can somehow outrun her, she will follow your scent cause you sweated and then she will lick your face!

>>97295 it's always a good day to get running tackled and then wrestled to the ground

it is of utmost importance that you regularly remind ms hellhound that she is a dog and not a wolf

>>97296 unless you're injured. but then I can fantasise about protection hound nursing me back to health

>>97295 Get a kot and the wan stop chasing you

>>97299 Id love both. If they’d have me.

>>97286 Wurm is cute and helpful. Would wife.

>>97301 I tell you who needs doors. Door to door salesman.

>>97302 and we HATE them doors are for idiots

>>97301 It's so hard to grow up in wurm family when you start jerking off and your mom pops out of the floor to ask "are you winning, son?"

i will escape into the lake, no hound nor kot will follow me there

>>97305 Anon, many dogs love water. And even some kots!

>>97305 the catfish mostly nekos at night

>>97305 Mamono are everywhere why do you think the order build such massive walls to keep them out.

>>97308 I just assumed they were really into Minecraft.

>>97308 That's just the Wall Builders Union paying a bunch of bribes to get more budgeting for Walls.

>>97308 who doesn't appreciate a fine palisade?

>>97308 everybody knows mamo dosent chase another mamo's mark, stupid. if you've already dodged a hellhound, then you'll be fine as long as you're dodging that specific hellhound.

>>97305 A horse will.

>>97311 I know Miss 'Nubis has her eyes on a Palace Aide if you catch my meaning.

>>97311 this is how you attract a 'Nubis who is so impressed with your entrenchments that she declares a formal siege and brings the entire pyramid to construct a circumvallation around it.

>>97263 >Ghost in the Shell intensifies >>97302 >Door to door salesman They exist solely for my Doberman kobold wife to scare away. They brighten her day.

>>97306 Can you imagine that? >About to be taken on a proactive first date by a hound/big kot >Jump into a river, smugly sure that you'll lose your pursue and she won't be able to follow your scent later >Look behind you >She's right there, grinning >You're significantly less mobile in the water >She's not At least your hips will end up in better shape at the end due to the water's cushioning.

I'm gonna turn myself and every man in this city into super soldiers, what are you gonna do now mamonos when we're on equal footing.

>>97318 >excited salamander noises

>>97319 >oww, what are you doing? <executing my right to domestic violence Marriage with a Salamander is fun

I will hide in the hellhound's sweater. She won't look for me there

>>97318 then their downfall will not be of their bodies. but of their souls.

>>97321 Anon thinks he has outwitted the sweaterhound, this is incorrect. the sweaterhound simply perceives Anon's clinging as a request for snuggling.

>>97321 >*wan wan wan* >*squeeze squeeze squeeze* >*spurt spurt spurt*

Man fucking mamonos is just the next step in interracial sex.

Pot head pixies

>>97315 >autistic fortifying competition between Order master engineer and Anubis that culminates with two early modern era star forts with barely a couple dozen feet in between them and the two standing on opposing ravelins yelling critiques of the other's work at each other

It is correct to say true monsters don't exist anymore, however there's still giant pests around that you have to deal with on your farms if you live in a demon realm.

>>97329 CUTE. We’re adopting it.

>>97330 Girtablilu and her pet shelled bug.

>>97329 Viagra scorpion, my beloved

>>97329 I'm eating it.

>>97332 Do you think miss manticore uses the venom of viagra scorpions by mixing their venom together with hers to increase the potency of her stingers.

How mant could manticore mant if a manticore could mant mants?

There's also giant lizards in dragonia that could be mistaken for old era dragons.

>>97334 >anon gets stuck with the supercharged mixed spine >instantly faints because 80% of his blood went into his dick in one second >batcat has to spend next four hours watching over him and nursing him (non-sexually) back to health instead of having pelvis breaking sex Dumb cat

With there being unique demon realm creatures out there to find and collect you too can become a Pokémon master with your mamono gf.

>>97334 Like putting fent in the heroin >>97338 You mean pokemon gf, right?

>>97339 What I mean is you can go on monster hunter-like adventures with your mamono wife since there is demon realm beasts that you can tame for they still will put up a fight if you start things with them, that there's this about them in the wiki. >Even if they won't initiate an attack against humans or monsters, if attacked, they will counter inflicting very severe wounds on their attackers, so a novice simply shouldn't even attempt to attack them.

>>97338 I'm just glad that realm beasts potentially means Orcs and High Orcs might ride wargs. Because getting a pork wife is already good, but getting a pork wife who owns a gigantic dog is great.

>>97328 theirs is a true love that will be beloved by eros worshippers for decades to come

>>97339 >You mean pokemon gf, right? I won't lie, I jacked off so much to pokegirls in the past and still from time to time when there's some irresistible art in my artist's feed, and I'm not a furry

>>97343 i agree, but i think we have different ideas in mind

>>97344 Hey there can be both, which I believe is the case in the lore.

>>97343 Same, I fell back hard into it after the Gardevoir plushie incident happened

Meow.

>>97347 Your statement lacks philosophical basis.

>>97347 -scarada

>>97327 "Reparations" my ass, I'll just get these goodniggers back into slavery (to me) so they'll continue serving me with their watermelons.

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>>97327 I just want the 40 acres and mule GF I was promised.

So you think you are cool? You think you are a man? Then prove it by approaching that oni over there and rubbing her horns. She is over 7 feet tall you can't reach there you say? If it were easy there wouldn't be much point or would be? Figure it out. Go on, do it. Surely you aren't scared of a girl just because she is bit taller and more muscular than average? Or are you a chicken?

>>97353 Eh, if I'm gonna try to climb an Oni, she should be a beeg spooder. But I would ask her for permission first, because I am polite.

>>97353 I don't think I can reach her horns, I'll settle for rubbing her tits instead.

>>97353 The only big girls for me are Trolls, and I'm not a cheater

Putrid Monday, not worth living through

The latest 3 translated Gaira profiles.

>>97358 I think if the portals open and I had the chance, I would definitely impregnate a Cu'sith I'm just very lonely and affection starved, a Sith is fine too

>>97358 Magnificent Mantis

>>97358 Dumb question but are these monster girls supposed to be somewhat connected to MGE? If so then that means mantises can have 4 arms, with two being scythes.

>>97357 Why are we here?

>>97362 Just to wait for Persona 6

>>97361 From a QnA from 2023. >He can't answer if the GAIRA magazine monster girls are canon to the MGE world, but if nothing else their ecology is very similar.

>>97364 Multiple worlds hypothesis confirmed

>>96965 >undead society would be dominated by lolis who have never seen a man and here's why quite the hypothesis. let's do some field research

>>97366 Hey-hey, people. It's ya boy anon back at it again with the little dead girls.

Kobold-chan's beaming smile and wagging tail every time she sees you!

>>97365 Into the Mamonoverse of Madness.

>>97368 Lame, they're nothing to smile about on a Monday.

>>97370 Is being with your lover not reason enough?

automatons as neat

>>97370 What's so special about Monday? It's my unbirthday just like any

Remember, MGE monsters are not pokemon, shuffling about in the tall grass just makes you look like a retard

>>97322 >fox fur does not match human hair color Sus.

>>97374 >Anon doesn't know

>>97374 >the tall grass Anon about to get yoinked by the snakes

>>97374 also you might get ticks

>>97374 What if under your feet, there's a gnome that likes being stepped on?

I need a lilim or malef dragon that speaks like 90s apcolypse from x men

>>97374 So I shouldn't talk to an old man and then swim along the east coast of an island?

>>97381 >"The old world passes away. Together, we shall forge a new one in fire and blood. The future is transformed. I am the instrument to purify the world." >"I am as far beyond mamono, as they are beyond you." >"Evil? I am not malevolent. I simply AM." >"I am the rocks of the eternal shore. Crash upon me and be broken!" >“There exists no freedom from me. There is only freedom through me.” >lands before a civilian t-poses while spreading her wings and proclaims "Look upon the future, and tremble!"

>>97383 Holy cringe, never let her out of her castle

>>97383 I bet I can outchuuni her. >I am the Seventh Wave, you will fall below me.

>>97383 Holy based, let mortals outside her castle always bask in her glory.

>>97384 You WILL listen to her speeches and you WILL like it. >>97385 Only the most hardcore of chuunis can hope to even compete with a malef because it is coming from a being with full confidence and ability to carry out her "delusions"

>>97387 I'd El Psy her Kongroo

>>97374 Miss Otohime has never heard of a Gyrados before, but Anon is clearly from a foreign land and she figures there must be creatures similar but slightly different to her in other parts of the world.

>>97389 Can't imagine how Ms Otohime would feel when she find out Gyarados is just a mutated fish from a children's game.

>>97387 Let me take a crack at it >When the fabric of society is infested, stained, and rotting > I arrive >You didn't want to see me >But now I'm in plain sight >Reckon with it >Normal is now over >Chaos is the order >Now rip your own mind in two between white hot rage and cold ambivilence >And despair

>>97383 Coldsteel the Malef.

if you are into undead monsters, would you want them to be cold??

>anon being pestered by a pesky tsun tsun malef brat >is tired of this crap, buys a milsurp MANPADS >brat gets peppered by the shrapnel, falls down to the ground >she's a dragon so all she got were some papercuts, but still starts crying >anon triumphantly looks down on her >until he notices a much larger dragon-shaped shadow looming over him from behind

>>97394 >blasting a kid with a flak cannon You're quite the retarded edgelord

>every week, malef powers up one of her followers and sends them to attack the human kingdom >not for any particular reason, she just thinks it's funny

>malef finishes 29 minute rant >cups you by the cheeks and lifts you up >"BUT YOU.... you are different." >"how" >thinks >grabs her own wing and swoops it around her like a cape and storms off >looks out the window and rubs her chin with her claw >storms back >gently slaps you >mooshes your cheeks some more and fixes your hair >"You look better alive. Don't make me prove it. When I compliment you you say YES MASTER" >"yes master" >mwak

>>97396 And we got six solid seasons out of it!

>>97394 anon idk if u should shoot milanything at them why dont u just launch a t shirt from a t shirf cannon

>>97400 launching my condoms from God at the local malef as a form of psychological warfare

Malef childhood friend y/n? Remember she is about the same age as you which means she is different sort of dork to her prehistoric mama.

>>97402 Man, I'm too old to want to think about childhood fiends. I'd take a same age malef fiend now, though. Dragons are cool as long as they're not trying to make me fly with them.

>>97403 >sad Wyvern noises

>>97404 I'm afraid of heights. Like, real bad fear. I could ride a dragon like a dino on the ground, but that feels mean.

>>97404 What noises do wyverns make? GAO? Do they make jet noises when nobody thinks they can hear them?

>>97406 >Deathwing to Command Post <This is Command Post, go ahead Deathwing >Can anon come over after school, over. <Does anon have permission from his parents? Over.

>>97406 >wyvern forgets her mp3 player >decide to look through her songs before giving it back to her >all Ace Combat soundtracks

>>97407 >Uh… He got permission last time, Over <Copy that. That information is out of date. Over. >But Mom! <You’re breaking rank Deathwing. He needs new clearance, Over. >Please??? Requesting special privileges. Over. <Rationale? Over. >Ruinclaw had her friends over for a sleep over the other weekend. Over. <*sigh* where does anon live? Over. >Across town on ____. Over. Over? Are you gonna call them?? <Copy that. Negative. I’ve just flown across town. Faster than telecommunications. They have granted permission. Over. >yay.

>>97353 I'm not cool.

>>97410 But you could be.

Wyverns are scary! Never go onto your balcony, or cackle evily atop your tower as you look upon your realm. The wyvern will snipe you, going from a standstill to 400km/hour in 8 seconds, plucking you off into the night from seemingly nowhere. Get swooped get swooped get swooped get swooped.

Dear DL: Mamono are too overpowered. Plz nerf.

>>97412 Yes. Swooping is bad. - Alistair from Dragon Age: Origins.

>>97387 Annoying. Maybe hug can fix her

>>97411 I can't reach, so I won't be.

>>97413 We heard you and we are reducing manticore venom trickle damage per tick by 10%. At the same time to avoid potentially overnerfing that class, we are removing venom stacks limit. Hope you'll have fun trying out the new changes!

>>97413 >Anon starts noticing mamono have more and more “tacticool” Nerf gear these days

>>97366 >undead society would be dominated by lolis who have never seen a man Undead and especially the powerful types probably have very low fertility rates, so it's more like undead society would be mostly made up of varying ages of undead who were born that way. But yes you would find many undead lolis who've never met an unmarried man and your research would be fruitful.

>Manticore trickle damage reduced >Manticore tickle damage increased by 300%

>>97420 So manticores take 4 times damage from tickling? We might have found a new weakness.

>>97421 Not if she tickles you first

>>97422 NTA but no problem, I have fight first in my profile

>>97405 I'm sure wurm wouldn't mind.

>>97374 wait a minute, these are just gyaru velociraptors

Should a werecat lay on your lap or should you lay on the werecat lap?

>>97426 YES

>>97427 So the equivalent of a 69 but lap laying

>>97428 Good thing it's not 69 but egg laying, things could get... awkward.

Witch Monster girl would be a good treacherous vizier?

>>97430 The totally trussstworthy royal advisssorsssss

>>97430 Use catbox and stop posting offtopic

>>97433 I used catbox and now I have like fifteen kittens.

>>97434 many such cases

>>97430 tanukis, tengu, goblins

>>97358 NGL I absolutely would that Cu Sith.

>>97431 Why is she so smart?

your usual kuu Lich. but shes extremely expressive in text messages, tildes, emoticons and staggered fast texts. the sort of typing is more appropriate for a pyrow or cheshire.

>>97439 the kind of girl you can't bring to 100% OJ night

>>97438 She keeps a cool head :D

>>97440 Isn't that an online game?

>>97439 Like Moeka from Steins;Gate!

>>97409 >Local mother creates sonic boom, shatters glass while asking if daughter's friend may attend sleepover It's good to see them being such responsible parents. Imagine the stones on whoever would deny that request though. >>97425 Clever gals?

>>97445 <Anon, that's sacrilege, I'm just the vizi--AY!