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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #61 Anonymous 03/03/2026 (Tue) 19:35:35 No. 79412
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>Tell me more about these so called 'clothes', human.
Mantis are cute but no fluffy bits
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Riddle me this now, and riddle me fast! What's a good rhyme for the word vessel? Asking for a friend.
>Mantis - The insect monster >Mantis - An affectionate name for a group of manticores ???
>>79416 >Mantis - A misspelling of Mantits
>>79417 Horny_sabbath_girl_noises.mdi
BUG THREAD!
>>79415 Nestle, if you don't mind the rhymed part being spelled differently. >>79416 Imagine Mantis and Manticore with swapped personalities.
>>79420 Mantis (the boog) autism is a core (as in essential) part of her identiy, whereas for mantis (the beastwoman) her personality is less a core (as in essential) part of the core (as in the monster) identity, because of the tail and the venom and the batcat thing.
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there should be more single species islands to become shipwrecked upon like fat elf island
>>79421 Focus on the hardcore kuu 'Core, then.
>>79422 I can hear that elf ara araing from here.
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sea boogs
>>79425 nobody expects the diving bell spider
>>79422 single-species island that is approximately 100 feet in diameter is is populated by three cheshires to keep themselves busy they have perfected an always-on slapstick comedy routine. through method acting over decades they have completely forgotten how to not act like the three stooges. flotsam is a constant, but outside of food and drink, all is sacrificed to them beating each other over the head with things, tripping over things, and creating sets that survive a few hours at most. there is no escape
>>79426 I expected her. I didn’t expect to be gangcuddled by social spiders
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>>79426 Well yeah, diving bell spider is a freshwater species.
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Thanking Axem and Contest runner-kun once again for my beautiful Imp, and now with pride I present a little tale called The Imp of Perverseness and the Pimp from Inverness - A Story Told All in Verse! https://archiveofourown.org/works/80572731 My next story will be a real one I swear
>>79431 Alp is going sicko mode with this one.
>>79422 The existence of fat elf island implies that there must also be a skinny elf island as well, which strikes me as a far less pleasant place than the first.
>>79433 It might be okay if they're lolis. No one likes fat little girls so someone would feel at home there. If they were adults I'd have to go architect mode, and then there would just be two fat elf islands.
magi pink thread
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>>79425 >I love the taste of shrimp but I would never ever eat out a scorpion Guys are hypocrites
>>79436 No one said that, why is Ms Blilu getting mad at someone she just made up?
End of summer with the dogs!
>>79438 Truly these are the dog days.
>>79437 Scorpions are always angry because they got all them teeth and no dentists in the desert!
Wockholm syndrome… Terminal I’m afraid.
>>79438 End of summer? I'm not even in spring yet!
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>>79438 This but with my auntster, swimsuit is optional
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>>79443 >swimsuit is optional Always has been
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>>79438 More like the Goats
>>79443 A cute plot twist when a kindly old lady helping the hero without expecting anything more than a "thank you" in return ends up becoming his love interest.
>>79446 But was she naked?
>>79447 Later.
>I'm old enough to be your father you know. On a scale of 1-10 how broken is my pelvis going to be?
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>>79447 Covering the basics is enough clothing for hags
>>79447 T-Rex arms
I remember the good old days where hellhounds were fluffier
>>79452 Are they shedding already? Surely it's too soon for the winter weight to come off at least!
>>79453 Too much rape, not enough cuddles. Cuddles stimulate hound fluff growth.
>>79454 oh no how horrible never fear, I will open a hellhound cuddle clinic sex is banned, all we do is snuggle for an hour or two per customer. for the health benefits
>>79455 9 MONTHS LATER
>>79456 Being a supportive husband to hellhound wife and a caring father to our hellpups!
>>79456 It's not rape if she's gentle. Consent? What's that?
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>>79422 As luck would have it, the island is a popular spot for wyverns to rest their wings when flying across the ocean. There's even a small hotel out here, although it's very plain by monster standards. At least getting rescued won't be a problem.
>>79449 Not very, odds are she's pretty light.
>>79459 "Do not save me from the fat elves, foul temptress! I must face them head on, no matter the peril!"
>>79410 Because while fish swim by moving their tails side to side, mammalian tails move up and down. And mermaids are clearly mammals, I mean, look at those milk bags. Clearly meant for nourishing hubby and mermaid fry
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>>79462 fish is cuter
>>79456 oh no... how horrible... this was supposed to be a business that benefits hellhounds the world over now I'm bound to a single hound my benevolent dreams... crushed...
>>79464 If this wasn't just a shallow ploy to get married, you could still become the Hound Whisperer. Travel the country, teaching men how to best cuddle their wives and craft the best sweet nothings to whisper into those springy ears.
>>79465 just because all of my ploys are shallow doesn't mean I didn't just want to help stimulate fluff growth
>>79415 the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true
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felines with above average breast sizes
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impregnate foxes
>>79470 Listen, if the girls aren't part cow, I'm doing something wrong.
>>79463 fondling the shark's little bowtie fins
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You will have sex with the cat.
>>79475 OK. I like cats and I like sex. This sounds fine to me. Why can't she be real?
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>>79477 I want to gently tap, tap, tap her antennae.
>>79416 It's pronounced man-teas. But not that kind of man tea, or that kind of man tease.
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>>79413 well I suppose we should start by understanding that "clothes" are not food...
>>79477 >"Uheeee, its time to take a load off after digging." >"Wanna drink Anon? Its still cool."
I will now not have sex with the cat, out of spite for you trying to tell me what to do
>>79482 Anon, are you sure you're not ALREADY a cat?
>>79483 I am reasonably certain
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>>79482 the crime of not having sex with the cat is punishable by cat sex
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that during summer, its good to just sit outside and enjoy the weather....and seeing a kunoichi duke it out with a mantis across the rooftops
That's only the maximum penalty, they never reeeaally fine you that hard. I think most of the time you just get sentenced to 2 weeks of free-use scritching and whatever the hell "uppies" is.
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>>79471 Sure, I'll vow to impregnate any and all monsters in my way until I finally find my wife
>>79486 A serial petter is running wild but the cat police still can't catch him despite half of their forces getting pet. I don't even know they try. MGC is no longer the safe heaven for mamonos
Summer? Winter isn't over yet
>>79491 It summer in the land down under where women glow and men plunder
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>>79492 Oh, warm 'yip cooling down with a cold one
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>>79432 You mean standing behind a window going "Haha, yes!"
>>79489 anon's gonna end up with A LOT of wives
I'm weak to red hair + freckles. Write that one CIA rata
>>79496 Its already on file, and circulated amongst the field agents to boot.
>>79456 28 weeks later
>>79499 Funnily enough this is also the same image for 28 years later and also 28 decades and 28 centuries
>Waking Up My Dormouse By Placing Her Favorite Foods By Her Nose
>>79502 Nothing better than the aroma of pancakes and coffee in the morning.
>Waking up my human with his (second) favorite breakfast: day 1127 (KISS WARNING)
>>79505 Mamonos won't improve social medias
>>79506 >t. anon who became famous after Pyrow bullies livestreamed his rape on OnlyFlames
do NOT get a wonderland VPN and for pete's sake if you are in wonderland, do NOT try to VPN out of it
>>79508 What could possibly go wrong?
>>79506 Dead internet theory but it's actually zombies.
>>79509 >oy m8, 'ave you got your DSL loisence? No no not the broadband loisence the Dick Sucked Lately. Not certified then...
>Vulpine Private Network
>>79512 dumb bitch can't keep her privates to herself, that's for sure
Release all the chesh on the internet, let it all burn
>>79480 and I thought the moths where bad...
>>79480 >>79517 Talk about a carpetmuncher! Eh? EH?
>>79512 Is that one of those folding-dimension fox villages anon mentioned a few years ago?
>>79517 The bug menace is real, they must be contained and isolated.
>>79516 No, release them in my bedroom!
>>79520 You can't contain the bugs. They will be set free.
>>79511 ANON DON'T OPEN THE DOOR NOOOOO LATELY MEANS LIKE FIVE SECONDS SHE'LL NEVER STOP SUCKING YOUR DICK
>>79521 Drop your firewall if you want them to pop out of your monitor
>>79526 The ring but it's undeadshire playing pranks on anon.
>>79527 What kind of prank?
>>79528 All of the scares from the movie, but cheshired.
>>79529 So a lot of dick sucking and hair (never saw the movie)
>>79521 Every bug is a potential bedbug.
>>79523 I'll distract her with a funny walk
>>79531 Sir, that's a demon.
>>79533 Yes, but also a bug and a cow. She covers a lot of bases.
>>79534 Also the whole dang bed. What am I supposed to do, sleep on top of her?
>>79535 Or under her, whichever you prefer.
>Anon's wife isn't big enough to serve as his bed I pity those fools.
>>79537 I prefer shortstack and her partially laying on me, makes for a better purr massage
>>79535 She wouldn't mind but expect intense snuggling.
>>79539 I always expect intense snuggling. In fact, it should be her who should expect intense snuggle.
Spring soon. The bugs, they are waking up.
>>79539 OK, I was gonna-- >>79540 I see great minds think alike!
This thread is BUGGED, I see
>>79543 Seems more like its been COWED
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>>79543 sex with moths and mothers
mammalian mamono of roughly my size who uses me as a mattress
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>>79547 We all know where THIS is going.
>>79496 You mean you'll fall for Ronald Weasley?
>>79549 NTA, but obviously. He's got an ice cream truck!
>>79549 Why do you have to make everything gay?
>>79551 What "everything"?
>>79551 Ignore it; he's either a Cheshire or trying to attract one. And honestly? Same. o7
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>>79499 I want to make babies with Zombies so bad, imagine Zombies giving birth to other Zombie daughters until one is able to give birth to a healthy boy, imagine the possibilities! creating life out of death!
>>79546 i'd rather sex with MOTHEST In for a penny in for a pound and all that
>>79556 Here ya go!
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>>79519 no such thing exists. if you're going to spead such blatant lies, at least go and find some actual evidence to support it.
>>79558 I know this is a tourist trap, but I would still go. Foxes are cute and I bet there's at least some decent food and shopping to be had.
>>79557 >would cum instantly wouldn't most mamono? They just keep going for more than what you can keep up with cute moth though
>>79560 I like to think that some of the kuu ladies take a while to get goin'.
>>79560 Yes, even the biggest and strongest ones
>>79558 >>79559 >come across a sign to a hidden kunoichi village >it actually is a hidden kunoichi village >some fox put down the sign as a prank
>>79563 Truly, Miss Fox is the Cheshire of Zipangu.
>>79561 The kuus still cum instantly, they just tank their first orgasim through sheer stoicism. If you ever feel your lich suddenly get a pulse shortly after penetration, she's cumming.
>>79562 I want to leave my Cheshire manticore every night like that
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>>79562 It is inversely proportional to their strength, the stronger and bigger the monster the weaker it is to cum, it is believed that Zombies and other low tier undead are quite resistant to instantly cumming so their will entertain you for a longer time
>>79557 >Censored version?
>>79568 Think of the children, anon
>>79568 I got it from /jp/.
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Do NOT let the sabbath griffons know about the hawk tua meme.
>>79575 i did... they called me unc.
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>Hawk tuah. The kids still say that, right? >21 haha.
>>79577 Skill issue if your chesh makes that kind of jokes
>>79578 If you can find a cheshire who is actually funny i would like to see her
>>79579 Mine would be
>>79579 All Cheshos are funny.
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>>79581 This one means business.
>>79577 The hawk tuah meme and the 21 meme are 11 years apart.
>>79582 So? Doesn't mean she can't be funny.
>>79584 I assure you she is the funniestn't cheshire
>>79585 But she looks funny
>>79582 That's just the comedy police.
>>79586 A year in the force will do that to you.
>>79588 I want to make her smile for real
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>>79579 MY chesh wouldn't make "jokes" and she certainly wouldn't simply make references and hope people find that funny. she'd do absurdist physical comedy with her invincible body, until she gets bored and then suckers me in with a "no I got hurt for real this time heeaaalp" act and it would just be bait for some ridiculous rube-goldberg trap that ends with me stuck in a room with her and influenced by high potency aphrodisiacs
>>79582 Funny business.
What's unfunnier that one cheshire? __Anon___
Chesh gets FIVE minutes in a “you laugh you lose your virginity” challenge. The pressure on her to DELIVER and LAND A JOKE will be HUGE.
>>79592 2 cheshires
chesh downing a doppel potion, multiplying into a dozen or so cheshires and then surrounding me with disembodied cheshire asses
>>79595 This is the kind of greed they talk about in the Bibble.
>>79596 greed would be asking for 12 cheshires. she is one cheshire made into 12
>>79597 Doest thou seekest to justify thy greed, scoundrel? Thy soul is black as a dark matter, and your wants are as vast as the depths of the abyss. I condemn you to be raped by 12 suspiciously purple cat shaped angels.
>>79598 More like one suspiciously cat shaped angel with 12 purple angles
>12 cheshire butts never mind bongos, its an entire drumset
>>79598 Hey, can I get that punishment too? I am a bad boy or whatever. I need it. I mean deserve it.
>rape
>>79602 poor boy will never trust women ever again
>>79602 >>79603 >Chesho and Hatter invite Anon to their weekly tea party >Anon is super-excited; he's finally going to score! >Goes to the tea party >There's tea >And a small party >But Anon doesn't want tea >He wants sex >Goes through the whole party >Gets a little to-go bag of leftover cookies and sweets >Not a single untoward comment or glance >No physical contact >No rape of any kind --Excerpts from Anon's rape complaint
>>79604 Maybe they wanted to make him feel comfortable and get to know him before demolishing his pelvis. Or maybe that goodie bag has “eat me” cake in it and they’ll rape him when he’s all weak and small and helpless. Or maybe he needed to dress a certain way, or use a certain phrase, or hold his spoon a certain way - wonderland is a funny place. I have no doubts in my mind though he WILL be raped by those two.
>>79604 >Silly outsider doesn't know that doggie bags containing that particular type of biscuit is a formal declaration of intent to rape and by accepting it he has consented to being raped >He's just being given time to freshen up and ensure that he knows the location of his local urgent care Good news is that problem will correct itself before the Queen of Hearts has time to process his complaint.
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>>79606 We must ensure the new generation of hats continue wonderland's proud traditions.
>>79607 Beanies are cool too
>>79608 Monsters and Beans, an evergreen combination.
>>79609 cat beans > dog beans
cat beans >< dog beans ^ griffon beans
>>79611 >Anon shutting his eyes from fear/glee as he is assaulted by beans on three fronts
licking hound beans (hand and foot)
>>79613 I'm insulted by this anatomy. Is this how regular footfags feel often?
>>79615 Footfags are not people and do not have feelings.
>>79563 >play tourist and act completely clueless, marveling at their "historic bathhouse" and asking stupid questions to the in-character reenactors >just when you're about to be neck-darted, some higher ranking looking lady decides to recruit for for a "secret reconnaissance mission" against the "perfidious furballs" >the only way it has a chance of succeeding however, is if you are already wed, and they have just the spell to spoof your soul >don't worry you won't actually be married, and you won't actually kiss anybody, one of us will kiss our fingers and then press it on you >you ask too many questions, save it for the foxes
>>79611 Griffon beans count as cat beans.
i know shyvana from league is supposed to be a half dragon but every time i look at her i think about MGE`s demons
>>79618 wrong, they're actually bird beans
This thread's ideal lamia.
>>79621 miss wurm's got some lovely mittens
>>79619 >monster, man cool and scary >monster, woman cute and sexy Many such cases!
>>79623 Yeah, but I also want a monster lady who is cool and scary. If she's not scary, how do I know she can make me feel safe?
Unironically though, vampire feet
>>79625 Are you the "clack" guy?
>>79626 No but I admire his work.
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Personally, I'm more of a "pap" guy
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>>79624 here's your cool and scary ladies anon, cute and sexy + cool and scary can't be mixed in todays gaming market, you'll just have to settle with boobsnakes and dragirls.
my mamono wife's footsteps would be silent (she's not a kunoichi she just doesn't wear shoes)
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Watch out! The hags are here!
<*CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <"Oh Honey, you're awake" <CRRRRRRRRRRRRR CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <"I made you breakfast" <*more machinegun leg noises*
>>79632 The dream
>>79632 A slipper for each one seems fair. FETCH ME THE MAD COBBLER.
>>79635 I don't have money for that, I'm just going to buy a few cans of plastidip.
>>79636 Why would you ever want to silence your wife's heavenly steps?
>>79637 I prefer the slower thru of bipedal or quadrupedal movement. The ululating whisper of serpentine movement is also nice, but the TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP of a manypede can be overwhelming.
>>79624 dragons would never miss an opportunity to show off
>>79639 >but the TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP of a manypede can be overwhelming. >Disappointed Oomukade puts her tap shoes back into the closet. Someday...
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>>79640 its a bit jarring when its a situation that absolutely dosent call for it. like, calm down lady, your landlord called me here to fix your plumbing. you dont need to have a 10 minute long monologue, waxing poetic about how "there shall be an opulent reward for thy services... if we deem it satisfactory". bitch, you aint even paying.
>Oomuu is spooked >Ooomu instinctively retreats to a safer place at higher ground >Oooomu thus crawls up anon, spiralling up his body >Ooooomu gets most of her body above his waist line, which is no mean feat, given her length >Oooooomu has formed a sort of centipede ball/clump, balanced precariously on his shoulders and head >Ooooooomu up an anon is like an elephant up a tree, it's not a matter of if, it's when >TIMBER
>>79643 My instinct when I am spooked is to grab onto the nearest oomukade and nibble her neck.
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Me, on my way to the local Human Supremacist meeting
>>79647 >why is this cretin walking around with a medieval helmet on his head?
>>79648 monster LOVE the helmet look
>>79647 >human boys are the BEST
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>>79640 That's a good point. >>79642 This kind of shit's adorable and I'm here for it. Every man appreciates a good monologue.
>>79648 It's a discord meme
>>79648 >>79647 > its kinda hot though < he's cute! > i bet he writes cursive... < dosent do it for me girls, cant handfeed him with that thing in the way > needs magic correction
>>79647 >doors shut themselves behind him damn monsters and their honeypot traps
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>>79652 >The radio said <"No, Anon. You are the discord trannies." >and then Anon was Alp
>>79654 meant for >>79653
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>>79654 >turn around >pic related motherfucking portals man.
>>79657 Oh god. As long as I don't move or get an erection they can't see me, everyone knows foxes can only see movement, dicks, and moving dicks. That purple one with the steam censor is cute though...
>>79657 I'll turn around again and I'll KEEP turning around until I'm looking at one (just one) mamono of a species I like a lot
>>79657 >"Welcome to the Royal Makai, fuckboy!" I wonder if the demons would give him a head start or just correct him on the altar >>79659 Druella will help you out if you ask nicely.
I am sick. I need a comfy mamono to take care of me.
>>79648 That's tin foil hat so the monsters wouldn't suggest lewd thoughts into his head
>>79661 Sounds like you need a soft, older Kiki to make you soup and clean your house as you rest.
>>79663 Does she get EXTREMELY mommy domme the second I am feeling better?
>>79661 https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ looks like 3 monsters are fighting over who gets the honor, you'll have to decide between them.
>>79664 >"Master, now that you are better, I think its time she have a talk." >The Kiki straddles your waist and pulls away her maid outfit in a single pull, revealing that much of her top was a corset/bra mix that her chest is trying to overflow while a pair of matching panties with plenty of frills mixed with a garter cut into her thighs and rear. >"Its not good for you to work yourself so much, please allow your maid to better educate you on the need for proper rest and care~" >You're not sure where she got the matching, silk bindings or how she got them around your wrists and ankles so quickly but you had to admit she was VERY thorough in her 'lesson'
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>>79665 Oh random, why are you so cruel
>>79660 >go through 20-odd doors into random locations populated by horny and eager bands of mamono >keep turning around looking for a non-group situation >finally find self in a dimly lit office, silent but for the rhythmic ticking of a clock. a faint smell of scotch hangs in the air >she looks up with reddened, slightly-hopeful eyes >"oh hey it's Druella, 100somethingth daughter of the demon queen >what's up bro? >never thought I'd run into you like this haha. damn that's crazy >you know any marriagable mamono? I'm looking for someone energetic, fluffy, nice, and fun to be around" >she just sighs and puts her head back down
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>>79669 Poor Druella. She deserves a happy ending too. Her sisters are getting worried about all the "art" she's been commissioning.
>>79670 She's hunting some kid in one of the fics, wish her luck.
>>79668 Turning down a cupid?? My god.
>>79672 >mantis >ice queen >werebat >humpty That's what I meant. 4 out of 6 are fucked up. That's why they call it a Crapshoot
>>79665 >Blue Oni >Wight >Satyros Miss Wight has glowing eyes so I pick her. Plus, she lives in a castle so she's basically just a featherless kiki.
>>79673 bats r cute and fluffy
>>79665 >medudu >siren >nurarihyon I've been forced to go with the least monstrous monster...
>>79674 >she's basically just a featherless kiki [angry noises in a foreign monster language that sounds vaguely french]
>>79673 Honestly, only the Humpty Egg would be a No for me. The others all have their good qualities. Just IMAGINE the hot_cocoa_maxxing you can do with an Ice Queen. YETIS SEETHE. >>79676 So you'll pick the Medusa, right? Because she's so cute and can give hair hugs? And you can secretly feed them chicken nuggets. DOOO EEEEEET! >>79677 What a fascinating culture! I love kikis!
>>79675 They're also sadistic flat bitches. Also, fluffy?
>>79679 Yes, they have many charm points, I agree!
>>79678 >Ice Queen Fucking hell no, man, what do I look like, Kai? I don't wanna be stuck in an ice castle frozen trying to assemble the word "eternity" out of nothing!
>>79678 nah it's miss nura
>>79679 consider the flying fox big mofu loves banana big ears
>>79682 You can feed her chicken nuggets too, but it's much harder to do it secretly. You must seek out The Architect. He can show you the way.
>>79683 OK, fine, I can do a little bat posting.
>>79665 Eh, I'll take the durr. Bet she'd even have the decency to wait until I was actually well to rape me. I'm gonna help her grind Polymorph until she can hold it during sexy times, though. I bet she'd like being able to wear shoes, anyway. >>79673 How are mantises fucked up? >>79678 Nuggets? This is a tendies house.
>>79686 Mantis are kuudere, and the extreme form of it. I don't like emotionless mechanical-like girls, they're creepy af.
>>79687 I've always imagined it as them just being subtle and minimally verbal rather than straight up emotionless. Like once you know her tells she's expressive enough, other people just don't recognize it.
>>79681 >what do I look like, Kai? I don't wanna be stuck in an ice castle frozen trying to assemble the word "eternity" out of nothing! Could be worse, it could be the version where you have to swordfight a guy in a terrible bear costume to assemble the crown of darkness.
>>79688 Dunno, they're real spooky. Once you imagine a mantis crawling up to you on the street, staring you down without saying a word, while you're tense and unsure of your future...
>>79689 See, I would rather not have either. Plus ice queens are tsundere. I don't like tsundere.
>>79690 they're not likely to bother you unless you're putting off some mating pheromones or something
>>79689 >terrible bear costume 'Sup?
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>>79690 I know, that really gets my penis engine revving too... That's not what you meant? Oh, I guess we're just built different. That's okay though, you're still a cool dude.
>>79692 That's not like mantises work, they actually actively hunt humans during mating season. You've probably talking about centaurs or vampires, they react to smells like that (for the latter it has to be garlic afaik)
>>79694 >anon's got an engine in his penis Tell your gremlin she's maybe overdid it with augmentations.
>>79696 If your girl's never felt the rumble of a hemi V8 in her deepest parts she's missing out on life.
>>79698 What is it, a gremlin convention
>>79699 Wrench-wielding shortstacks are my ONE WEAKNESS!
>>79700 You're a stronger man than I. My two weaknesses are wrench wenches and shortstacks.
>>79701 Honestly, I'm just lying about having the one weakness so whichever mamono gets me feels good about herself.
>>79702 >and then you get kidnapped by a fucking arachne
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>>79702 We know. They know. Everyone knows. It's a fun little public secret.
>>79703 Lowkey would love that.
>>79703 what's wrong with spoods
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>>79704 >hi, i'm anon. my only weaknesses are wedlock and sex with foxes it's a decent icebreaker
>>79707 They're very huggy and sometimes a bit needy. But I personally see those as charm points. RAPE IS A NEED!
>>79708 Why are most foxes so morbidly obese?
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>>79710 a hefty tail needs a counterweight
>>79709 The only thing a spider is good for is everything
>>79709 The cocoon is a safe place, why would you want to leave?
>>79713 I gotta pee. Also pressure ulcers (bed sores). Also who wouldn't want to take a shower with a giant spooder? Also date nights. Also EVENTUALLY there's gonna be dozens of spiderlings that need as many eyes on them as possible to prevent the little monsters from getting hurt!
>>79707 Maybe we should begin with that huge fucking spider ass she has in place of legs? MGE spiders are excessively monstrous. They have nice character, though.
>>79715 Anon, below that massive spoody booty, there are in fact EIGHT legs. That's many more legs than most girls have.
>>79716 Yeah, those legs are all chitinous and thin. Where are the fucking thighs I can feel up?
>>79714 Well duh, but she'll let you out for those! The cocoon should be a happy place for when it's time for cuddles (or rape) and sleep
>>79718 Most monstergirl spiders are put together so they look basically like they're sitting atop a spider, with the lil fangy guys up front serving as their thighs. If you specifically want to grab a rump, that is likely a bit harder if you got lil T-Rex arms like me, but I believe in you! And I just want spider titties in my face. FACE TITTIES.
>she'll let you out for those! Do we tell him?
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spooder propaganda
I think the sigil of eros should be a pair of stylized hips. Hips are the most erotic, most essential part of a woman. Tits are amazing, ass is great. But none of that matters unless she has a wide pair of hips and preferably a flat belly. Wide birthing hips fit all ideologies, all theologies. Long legs are great, as are thick thighs. Neither matter as universally as a wide pair of hips. The womb is ambrosia and her hips are the chalice.
>>79722 Anon, Eros isn't exactly all about sex.
>>79723 Neither are the hips
>>79724 Fucking hippie
>>79722 you think hips are a better choice for Eros, the GODDESS OF LOVE, over a HEART???
>>79726 It's going to blow your mind when I point out that hips are kind of heart shaped already.
>>79726 Anon, you know, that's no heart.
>>79722 Eros's symbol should be the hood ornament of a 1978 Cadillac El Dorado.
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>>79725 While I myself am no tree hugger, I do hug tree hugger hips >>79726 There's >>79727 but there's also the fact that the hips are kinda emblematic of fertility. Like you could maybe symbolically represent pregnancy with the belly, but I don't think that's as intuitive an image, as Eros is probably pound for pound more about the process of creating babies, than carrying them.
Eros's symbol should be... a gun pointed at the head of the universe, she and her cupid army are working tirelessly to eradicate all the last single men through coerced marriage.
>>79731 I tried to warn you guys about the orbital Eros weapons satellites, but nobody believed me. Who's stupid now?
>>79733 Some random cupid: "You know, I never leave my house without my strain of mutant anthrax... for husband hunting."
>>79734 "Now breath in... That's it, and out. Again. Oh yes, feel better?" >maniacal laughter
Guns wouldn't be good symbols due to them not existing in the setting, outside of automaton which are incredibly rare.
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>>79736 huh?
>>79736 >guns don't exist either you're wrong or they deserve to lose to the demon lord because a thousand years of medieval era should have matchlocks start appearing regularly
>>79737 I'm just gonna pretend I'm not now aware that monsters have guns and preserve what little internal consistency the setting still has...
>>79739 >monster girl world: no guns :) >monster girl world: with guns this time >:( what causes this phenomenon, and how is it cured?
>>79739 https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Dark_Musketeer they have magically enhanced bullets ala Outlaw Star they're cool and i like them
>>79740 Logistically if you have access to firearms there's really no reason to believe that a pack of super human super powered rape monsters WITH GUNS shouldn't have already steamrolled the setting long ago. In fact, is dark musketeers aren't a post DL extraction, there's no reason to believe the setting would ever exist in the first place. How did a bunch of longbowmen fight off a regiment of dark musketeers back when they were still out for blood? A hero is basically just one dude. Or maybe a few dudes. But a few dudes cannot a pike and shot formation.
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>>79742 if humans could win, bad things might happen. it's for the best to be demolished by monsters at every aggression
>>79743 >if humans could win, bad things might happen. it's for the best to be demolished by monsters at every aggression I mean that goes without saying, and to do so would tap a lot of the 'tension' out of the setting, but realistically speaking the setting should have started post DL supremacy.
>>79742 MGE isn't a setting with particularly powerful weapons, guns are easily worked around (especially muskets) specially designed shields/armour, magic, obstacles, they would suck at cqc. >How did a bunch of longbowmen fight off a regiment of dark musketeers they probably didn't, just hid behind castle walls/natural boundaries and pelted arrows at them from cover.
>>79739 guns are more medieval than plate armor
>>79746 I remember seeing somewhere that having a bullet dent in a fresh suit of armor was a "proof sign" from the blacksmith that it could withstand heavy blows. It might be bullshit cooked up for a documentary or tv show or something, but I can't help but wonder if this is something Cyclops might do for their works.
>>79747 thats more renaissance era
>>79742 probably because dark musketeers are something that only just came about less than a hundred years ago but the modern demon armies do not pursue aggression as much as the ancient ones did despite being invariably stronger than any ancient army
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>>79749 monsters pivoted to going for a cultural victory
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some monsters have no problem pressing whatever advantages they can
Imagine pink-haired genki deredere Eros dragon/malef.
>>79590 The references are just testing the waters. She has to scout you out before she pulls the trigger on her 3-act rube goldberg routine that includes an entire built set and the cooperation of a small township. it's a shy cheshire thing.
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, spring is coming, which means that the various plant girls will be waking up and the ice queen is going to shed a bit of winter weight....or at least that's what she says. The reality is that every summer she goes loli mode due to the heat.
>>79739 Anon do you think a single platoon of arquebusiers would turn the tide of minas tiring? The early years of guns are not an end-all be-all fight winner when facing armies that can either vastly outnumber you or feature units which are supernaturally resilient or mobile. A demon general sees a formation of shot lining up either sends in the zombies to waste their powder, gets a mage to nuke them, has h'orc chariots come up the flank, or a wyrm erupt from under their feet. It isn't just random individual monsters, it's armies marshaled by a dark lord with powerful and crafty servants, gunpowder alone is and has never been a standalone solution without pure faith and good steel.
>>79756 Anon it's the demon general that has the guns...
>>79755 >cocoon opens >papillon bursts out and takes a deep breath of clean spring air in the sunlight >begins collecting flowers immediately singing a merry tune >naked and slimy anon crawls out and falls in the grass WHAT YEAR IS IT
>>79757 If there's a dark musketeer there must be regular musketeers who will, by default, be more numerous outside of specific demon lord reigns which focused on industry. They're line soldiers but shes a real swashbuckler, swinging across chandeliers and fencing her initials into anon's shirt without cutting him.
>>79759 >dark musketeer there must be regular musketeers really depends on who's making the guns.
>>79759 If there's musketeers, they're a french country.
>>79761 What do you think Lecastie was? Hence why nobody should feel bad about their dark mattering.
>light musketeer >95 pound banshee who lectures everyone on firearm safety and hands out awards to both winners and losers after the battle
>>79760 More than likely human nations or recently corrupted lands, its unlikely the current demon administration has any particular focus on hard industry the way older, pre mamonobana lords might've. A dark musketeer seems to just be a themed dhampir or corrupted human succ variant.
>>79762 The leader is named castor, which mean beaver in french but everything else is different Also fuck you.
>>79765 Hon hon hon oui oui baguette croissant I have a giant snail and mucus toad for you to eat (out)
>>79766 You may laugh but I ate garlic and butter snails yesterday, it was delicious and I hope that my manticore/chesh will like it
>>79765 They make vanilla out of beaver butts you know.
>>79768 yeah, in the 19th century, over a hundred years ago
>>79768 That's perfume, it's a fucked up industry that would benefit a lot from mamonobana
>>79770 perfume industry would either implode or explode, because of two sides of monsters wanting their husbands to smell their natural scent or not
>>79750 >send inquisitors to my city >they get captured and turn into enemy missionaries who convert my people even harder >wtf is that, my missionaries should keep their original religion. >pass the turn >A Druellan spy stole the secrets of Portals from your capital!
>>79767 She'll only try it if you emblazon her likeness as your coat of arms And also sex her but that's expected
<"So I built a giant stone head that vomits guns and tells people to go out and kill." >"Why?" <"Dunno, just seemed like a good idea I guess."
>>79751 Cumrade panda won't admit it, but you can tell she's enjoying that "unipolar" world when she has the pole all for herself. At least for a moment.
>>79773 That's a deal (I already wanted to do both)
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>>79739 >internal consistency I don't get the mindset of firearms being "unrealistic" in a fantasy setting. Modern guns like AR-15s or Desert Eagles would be out of place, but arquebuses and stuff are perfectly workable. >>79742 >there's really no reason to believe that a pack of super human super powered rape monsters WITH GUNS shouldn't have already steamrolled the setting long ago. It's not like pre-modern era guns universally trumped bows. Armies didn't immediately phase out bowmen after the invention of gunpowder for a reason. Plus in the context of MGE it doesn't make much difference if a Dark Mage blasts you with an incapacitating spell or a demon silver bullet from her Glock. >>79765 I knew bober rules.
>>79774 >You will never be augmented with experimental and invasive tech by your shortstack gremlin friend It's unfair
>>79742 >super powered rape monsters WITH GUNS shouldn't have already steamrolled the setting long ago. To add to what others have said, there are also super human super powered violent humans WITH GUNS on the other side.
Ded bred
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>>79782 Everybody went out to sea to find the ending of One Piece, please understand.
>>79782 It's not ded just dry, use to suck sauce
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>>79782 As they should be.
>>79786 Ms Lich needs further data on the "undead pregnancy" phenomenon.
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>>79782 Good
>>79788 bust(in)' ghosts feels good!
>>79788 Sweaty onryo...
>>79788 It does make you think how much data does she really need. Doesn't she have enough already?
>>79791 Jesus, for a lich that smile is absurdly big. She must be incredibly happy.
>>79793 Pregnancy increases a Lich's IQ by 300%
>>79793 Having kids does that to mamonos
Undead plapping hours
>>79798 Meh, call me when miss lich gets cat's ears, tail and paws
>>79798 I always imagine Banshees making Grey Mourner noises from Hollow Knight
>>79780 Unless those violent humans are entirely women driven by a hunger for sex, kill them all. Easy.
>YEAH KILL 'EM mutt hours
>>79802 MGE will fox them, I hope
>>79803 Fix*
>>79803 Too late. His fate has been sealed.
>>79803 Anon, I have some bad news about your foxoplasmosis.
>>79803 Fixing violent humans comes in many varieties. The women, they get converted into sexy monsters (not impossible, humans are beasts, after all) and the men... well... they get physically removed from the setting just like with any other mamono species. Not all of them, of course. Reasonable ones, who can live in harmony with others and have no violent impulses or urge to control and dominate, they stay. Gotta be one human man (maybe incubus, thanks to mana) per 100+ girls. Cute!
>>79806 IT CAME FROM THE FOX THREAD!
>>79807 Men are very easily fixed with liberal application of mind-breaking monster pussy.
>>79809 Far from it. Only a small handful can be truly fixed. The rest? They just become more powerful version of their violent selves.
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>>79799 Wouldn't be her wildest experiment to date.
>>79810 Anon, that's not how MGE works
>or urge to control and dominate That's just your own femdom fantasy, ironically you don't meet your own criteria since you want to be violent and genocide people.
>>79810 Don't be a retard. You know that's false.
>>79812 Violent beasts shouldn't be considered people. Also violence breeds violence. If I want some people who want to beat everyone into submission to disappear completely, it's perfectly justified.
>>79816 By some you mean 99% of men on earth, you're silly.
Let's stop here. He's either completely mentally ill or trolling on purpose. No point in talking to people like that.
>>79813 MGE is a utopian fiction with a utopian vision of humanity, of course it isn't how it works. But, notice one thing, there are no monsterboys in the entire mge. And humans do fall under the criteria of monsters, as they are (mostly) vicious animals with violent urges. So they can be monsterized. Guess what happens when they do?
>>79817 Well, not my fault the majority of humanity sucks. I didn't design them. Direct your objections to God, evolution, ancient aliens or whoever came up with the idea of putting life on earth.
>>79818 Yeah my bad, bitting on that bait was really stupid. Let's get back to undead
>>79821 >Let's get back to undead Now that's a massive improvement.
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>undead WTF is with these zombies taking over the board, where are the usual cheshires, manticores?
>>79823 I spoke a lot about them already this few days, I don't want to drown the thread with them
>>79823 Spring has come and the frozen zombies are unthawing.
>>79824 Well the undead mge thread was just a few steps away, with all those liches everywhere
>>79823 >>79826 I meant chesh and manti
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>>79827 Mantidn't ask for this
>>79828 Her vision is bugmented.
>>79811 Fair enough but I don't need much more to become an apprentice necromancer
>>79828 To share your name with another girl, what a shame.
>>79800 Imagine loli Banshees wearing intense black mascara and it running down her face in streaks when you fuck her huge pale ass
>>79825 >spring is coming >the undead are thawing >zombies are roaming the streets, seeking warmth of a husband's body >ghouls get from their winter graves, ready to devour (your peepee) >the resident wight from the mansion six miles away is waking up and gathering her zombie army for an expedition into your town to pick herself a husband >ghosts follow on the trend, too, not wanting to lag behind the corporeal undead >news report that a powerful vampire living in a tomb 20 miles away is about to wake up >she's actually been asleep for 300 years, the spring coming is irrelevant >if that wasn't enough, there's all sorts of asian undead coming from seemingly nowhere and flooding your town, starting fights with the local undead residents
Shouldn't they are a lot of undead men too in both worlds?
>>79834 >alp posting
>>79834 Go be gay somewhere else! Don't make me hit you with the gay stick!
>>79836 >gay stick You can just admit that's your penis.
>>79837 I'm now imagining an Alp singing Lady Gaga's Disco Stick Think I'm going to be sick
>>79835 >>79836 What? I thought that lich could revive both genders, men become undead incubus and women undead monsters. Men can't be resurrected?
>>79831 Bogey and Bogie are a classic duo. Now how would a Devil get along with a Devil Bug? >>79840 Undead incubi are a thing, yeah.
>>79841 >how would a Devil get along with a Devil Bug? I am now imagining a bunch of devil bugs swarming a devil and asking what happened to her chitin and antennae.
>>79840 Basically it's what banshees are for, so yes, they can be resurrected. Why would you want that, though? We've got enough living men, now you want to add the competition from beyond the grave as well?
>>79843 >add the competition from beyond the grave as well? I don't think anon meant that at all, seems like you are imagining that yourself.
>>79844 Well, if you start reviving the men, it's clear they would want a mamono wife, no? Each revived guy means one more man to compete with you for a happy life.
>>79845 Or you already have an undead wife and you're now looking for suitors for your daughters.
>>79845 >one more man to compete with you for a happy life. There's way more mamono than there are men due to the fact that only monstergirls are born from monstergirls. MGE isn't a competition, everyone is guaranteed happiness. But you already knew that. If you are just going to go down a list of intentional bait posts go to a different thread.
Please be careful when taking slime daughters out in public. Irresponsible parents often let them slip out and they end up sliming some nearby boy in an attempt to befriend him.
>>79846 I don't, and in any case, why would I need to bring other guys back from the dead if I would look for a husband for my daughter? Earth is crawling with men, I would have a huge pain sorting through them all.
>>79846 This >>79845 As long as we can't make sons, they won't be too many men.
>>79850 >As long as we can't make sons, they won't be too many men. And all the undead mamono from women. No matter how you cut it men are always <50%.
>>79850 Anon, we're talking about 4 BILLION MEN CURRENTLY ALIVE ON EARTH Then again, if we stick to the mge lore, the "no sons" problem terminates itself once dotr happens. DL was working on that for centuries, and the solution comes in form of hyper-saturating the world with her magic so we would have monster couples giving birth to men too. KC also says there'll be 1:1 male to female ratio, so yes, "too many men" is an issue.
>>79852 Yeah, but none of them have LAZER PENISES, so my gremlin daughter should not be forced to settle for any of them.
>>79853 >none of them have LAZER PENISES J. C. Denton has one.
>>79852 >too many men" is an issue. >KC also says there'll be 1:1 male to female ratio The fact that you said those sentences back to back tells me you aren't very smart, are you.
>>79855 Right back at you. We'll have a 1:1 gender balance, so reviving more men does indeed create an issue of "too many men". Don't talk about others' smarts when you make mistakes like that.
>>79852 >KC also says there'll be 1:1 male to female ratio I doubt it with the existence of polygyny oriented species like Khepri and Kamaitachi.
>>79856 You forgot about women. There's the same ammount of women to revive, in this theoretical scenario where every single man is revived, for some reason. Also not every man is revived as an incubus, as seen in the skelleton profile. You're out of your depth here.
>>79852 >dotr I'm starting to see a pattern.
>>79858 Actually, no. The rate of men to women being born on actual Earth is 1.06. So as much as we're talking about the undead, we'll have 106 men per 100 women.
>>79860 Add to that the ungodly ammount of mamono, and substract alps and corpses being revived as monstergirls and you'll see we won't run out of monstergirls any time soon.
>>79861 The main question still remains: Why do we need to revive men?
>>79862 We don't, you imagined that yourself.
>>79862 I would like to give everyone a happy ending either via reincarnation or resurrection. Also if some of you die too early, I think it's right to revive you.
>>79863 Refer to: >>79840
>>79865 They can, doesn't mean they have to.
>>79864 You'll have to do much more than resuscitation, then. Creating more men will bring a shitload of new issues which will stand in the way of everyone's happiness. Many anons would like multiple wives, many would like to choose between many options, etc etc. These options are suppressed by an equal male-to-female ratio, since you'll have a limited amount of available mamono. Which, in turn, breeds competition. And we all know how humanity handles competition. The best answer would be simply to have excess mamono. This way, no disputes will arise.
>>79867 Nigger shut the fuck up already.
>>79868 Plz shoot yourself. And then not get revived.
>>79867 Eternity await so we don't need to do it in one go. You worry to much about something that would take centuries to keep a healthy balance. To be fair, I don't even care that much about the first part, I only truly care about the second part.
>>79870 Brother, you are talking to a troll. Let's go back to giant lich tits please.
>>79870 So I'll have to live for centuries in a flawed utopia? Great, I hope mamono mana can freeze people for long time so they could wake up in a healthy society then.
>>79834 pretty sure you re-enter the cycle of rebirth/samsara after a while, resurrection has to be somewhat shortly after death barring narrative exceptions
>>79874 What about the pharaohs though? They've died aeons ago and they can be resuscitated.
>>79871 Would the milk be cold or warm when you milk her?
>>79874 maybe all those fancy burial rites did something
>>79874 It was promised to her 3000 years ago or so they said in the sand below
>>79875 It's a well known fact that undead give yogurt instead of milk. Of course yogurt is best enjoyed when it's cold, so you can expect it to be around undead body temperature, which is low especially because they live in cold places like crypts, and anon's air conditioned room.
>>79878 >stale yogurt EWW
>>79875 Cold milk obviously, also the higher type of undead the better it tastes making Lich milk very high quality.
>>79878 It must be painful to extract with how dense it is
>>79880 Let's say that a lich is also a fox, would the milk be a cold variant of fox milk?
>>79879 You have been assigned to the undead culture sensitivity training.
>>79883 God damn it, that stupid dark elf won the elections while I was asleep! Now you can't call a zombie yogurt stale without getting sent to sensitivity training.
>>79884 ? Baba yaga is still the MGC mayor.
>>79881 Undead breasts have bigger pores to allow better flow.
>>79885 >Baba Yaga Ah, that communist hag. I get it now. Fucking commies
>>79886 If you shake a lich in a freezer room before milking, can you make ice cream?
>>79887 NTA but MGC never been this safe, productive and clean, baba Yaga did wonder for us. Yes, I have several maids, no, I'm not biased,
>>79889 Goddamnit, Joseph Stalin, I'm not asking the opinion of a man who has a kikimora slave harem and lives in a walled garden away from the wider society's eyes. The average man still has to get sent to sensitivity training for calling a zombie hag, a zombie hag, and that is a GROSS VIOLATION OF OUR CIVIL RIGHTS Also I guess it has to do with the fact that baba yaga is a wight herself.
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Any mamono can be a maid
>>79891 but can they skateboard?
>>79892 Some can and it's really cool
>>79892 it's what those grand bannisters are for
>>79665 Dark Mage, Cancer and Sandworm. Cancer is a no-no and Sandworm never did it for me, so I guess I'm picking the Dark Magician Girl. I like the aesthetic at least.
>>79665 >giant ant >undine >troll I pick the last two.
>>79891 >catgirl maid Oooh daring today, are we?
>>79665 >Haku and 2 Beelzebub Nope. I play wingman and find them someone else.
>>79897 Find me hellhound maid.
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>>79891 All of them can join maid school, but not all of them are disciplined enough to finish and get Baba Yaga's approval
>>79898 wingmanning for a haku is a funny concept given that's usually their job. it's like your trying to set up a 12 episode comedy series where you and the haku (unsuccessfully) try to find the perfect pair for the other and slowly end up building rapport and chemistry before dating each other in the 12th episode
I touched the tail.
unc anon is delulu
>>79902 You must take responsibility
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>>79899 Here you go!
>>79888 You can certainly try.
>>79905 Dang it
>>79904 I will keep touching the tail.
>>79901 Nope, I just dislike both species
>>79901 Shades of Toradora
>>79902 It's hard to resist, she understands but no she needs to touch yours
>>79911 Who doesn't like cows?
>>79912 Hitler?
>>79912 I find them meh at best. Feline > fox > snake = canine > bat > anything else.
>>79914 What if she's a cow AND a spider?
>>79915 Goddamn those are creepy
>>79915 Worse, far worse.
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>>79916 >>79917 What if she is ALSO a maid?
>>79918 Back to ok but not a first pick
>>79918 Now that's just the uncanny valley. A huge monster (more monster than girl) trying to don a maid outfit looks just alarming.
>>79920 Worse opinion I ever read here
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>>79921 Word. The scariest mamono make the awesomest maids.
>>79910 It hurts so much to be closer to your 40s than your 30s and still doing the annual Toradora rewatch, that kind of romance will never happen in my lifetime...
>>79922 The best maid is always the one that cooks anon's food at the end of the day.
>>79923 Well, duh, it's an anime. That kind of romance doesn't happen in anyone's lifetime.
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>You wanna watch romcom anime with me? How do you respond?
>>79926 Tentative acceptance, but I'd be unsure how to make her comfortable. How does she sit down while keeping her moth wings from getting squished?
>>79927 She attaches herself to the ceiling and watches the screen upside down
>>79926 Hold back the urge to mating press and gladly accept the offer before bolting to the supermarket for some movie night snacks and drinks, and then making my apartment as cozy for her as possible.
>>79928 God, that would give me a headache just watching her.
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Just a vaguest eye contact at hebi she already fantasize a whole lifetime with you
>>79932 She should stop fantasizing.
>>79933 Maladaptive daydreaming is responsible for 74% of all yandere-related injuries
>>79932 <Ohmigawdo, did his lips just twitch upwards? <At atashi?! <I'm in love! Freaking monsters, man.
>>79934 If you're yandere doesn't injure you, is she really yandere?
>>79934 I need Ms Grem to make a gadget that detects when someone is daydreaming about you and then go into a zipangu Ryu shrine.
>>79932 Be careful not to accidentally make eye contact with multiple hebis. You don't want to look like a slut, do you?
>>79932 She has fucked up tastes
>>79936 Yes, yandere mamonos wouldn't hurt you. They're a danger for everyone around.
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>>79923 Man, you must've seen Toradora like 20 times by now, it's time to switch things up, get high and watch something completely different, like Kare Kano
>>79942 GET HIGH AND WATCH NEON GENESIS EVANGELION PORN
>>79945 Baka anon
>>79946 I'm more of a Futa Ritsuko gets Maya preggers kind of guy.
>>79938 >You don't want to look like a slut, do you? Uhm... well...
>>79945 I still haven't watched it
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lonely apopsicle and her cats to keep her company
>>79950 I heard that the cold makes them more docile and not evil
>>79951 yeah, she's just a cuddly snek who bundles up and stays by heat sources so when hubby gets back from the sub zero weather she can donate all that heat to him in a full body weighted blanket coil.
>>79952 That's sounds really good, especially with the kots on top at max purr
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>>79945 ALL THE WOMEN IN EVA ARE TOO FUBAR TO BE BEST GIRL SO MAKE SURE ITS KAWORU/SHINJI. ITS NOT GAY IF THE BUSSY IS LITERALLY ANGELIC.
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>>79949 26 episodes + End of Evangelion will take you one weekend
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>>79956 That's the problem with you kids these days! Drinking all by yourselves and not inviting friends over! Beer is expensive so share it, dammit!
i hope portals open during a boring teams meeting so I can get raped at my desk instead of working
>>79957 I would love to but they're no foxes nor kots in my house
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>>79922 >day 1 vs. day 100
Does the wurm view the dragon or the snek as her closer familiar? or are they both friends.
>>79960 Her tits got smaller?
>>79962 I sucked the evil out. They're still big enough.
There are no evil wurms. only humgy ones. and the evil ones but you have to be fair to wurms they are a pretty cute monster so they can be evil if they want to.
>>79963 If that's how it works, I'm picking the most evil malef imaginable, and I'm not fixing her.
Is fixing a malef possible?
>>79963 >Evil is stored in the breasts >You can suck the evil out, meaning evil-drain exists These hypotheses need further inquiry.
>>79951 >>79952 >snuggle with cold apopsicle >she warms up >becomes evil empress of the night >coils you tight, pumps you full of venom >accidental knocks covers off >temperature drops >becomes apopsicle
>>79969 It's a boom bust cycle. The rape - wrap cycle. >"I'm an evil empress of the desert really." apopsicle murmurs into anon's chest dejectedly >"You sure are, apopsicle. Do you want some more ice cream?" >"Yes." queen of the desert? queen of the dessert.
>>79964 I love this. >Evil Warlord Wurm >Rules her Empire with a surprisingly competent, supportive staff >Her minions love her and just want her to succeed >Wurmlord just thought it'd be cool to have a throne room >Everything kinda fell into place around that
>>79967 I'll volunteer. You know, for science. Now, did someone say they knew where to find a sealed ancient evil?
>>79966 >Is fixing a malef possible? Step 1: Beat her up in a fight Steps 2 to 6: Fuck her in different positions Steps 7 to 11: Repeat 2-6 except anal
>>79967 >evil draining a mamono that intended to level drain you
>>79977 >”Seal” >Has a large zipper on her outfit >SelKEY Is Selkie the true kingdom hearts?
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It's surprisingly easy to seal an evil cat >Put out box >Close box once cat enters >Seal the box Bam, problem solved
>>79981 Cats also like just hanging out on sheets of paper or in circles you draw on the floor. I need a biiiiiiig kot to hang out with me.
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>>79954 I wouldn't mind an Alp bro that makes me company at the gym and also after work, I crave friendship and maybe would release my lust from time to time inside its holes
>>79978 Oh that's not that hard (if you can beat her)
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>>79966 What's wrong with a malef that requires fixing? Pic unrelated.
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>>79982 You need a big cat but can you handle a big cat?
>>79979 >evil succubus witch activates level drain >level 90 anon responds and activates evil drain >however evil drain can only be used at level 50 and above >anon has 40 levels to drain all her evil before he's turned into a succubus battery
>>79932 when i was rereading the dark musketeer profile they way musketeers target, watch and track their mark reminded me a lot of hebi blue fire incendiary rounds hebi got a gun
the only ways my mamono wife and I will gain levels are very small amounts through BATTLE with our ENEMIES and large amounts through GATHERING TREASURE we would never level drain each other because we love each other and wish to become powerful together
>>79988 >hebi got a gun The Japanese quickly embraced guns after the Portuguese brought them over. I can easily imagine Shirohebi with a musket.
>>79989 True, level drain loop is cheating, honest adventurers gather xp by traditional means. But you can boost your wife a little by having normal non-level drain sex with her, especially if she's much lower level than you.
The condom disintegrates when in contact with cum. We call it, Gremtection.
>>79987 The succ knows that subconsciously you want to lose to her After all you were destined to become hers
>>79994 But does the succ know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
I’m thinking of a monster whose crotch tastes of cinnamon
>>79997 dryad
>>79997 Cinnamon Dryad, maybe some Bogies.
>>79998 >>79999 You could ask her. But she’d probably tell you smugly there’s only one way to find out. Clown crotch is hazardously addictive though.
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80,000 posts!
I was robbed of 80,000 year old clown pussy
>>80003 Where you gonna find 80,000 clowns who are all exactly 1 year old?
>>79833 If that lich residing in the mansion sends her army of zombies into town, they run the risk of trampling all the flowerbeds and blooming plants! That mansion resident's... EVIL. Also, all those zombies gathered together are probably a biohazard
>>80004 I don’t think there are even like 80,000 bogies. Theres probably like… 7.
>>80006 There's gotta be more than 7. That's not even 1 clown car worth!
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>>79966 >evil-drain a malef >she's still trying to take over the world, but now she says she's conquering people for their own good >as far as you can tell, she really believes it you can take the evil out of a dragon but you can't take the dragon out of a dragon
>>80008 The important thing is that you can put your dragon in a dragon. Use this knowledge wisely.
>>80008 Oh, no, this is cute. Cute girls are my ONE WEAKNESS!
>>80007 How dangerous is it for a guy to get in a bogie clown car? To count them of course.
>>80011 You probably won't be able to fit. You're not a clown so you follow wildly different laws of physics.
>>80012 Probably? So there’s a chance I end up squished between many bogies?
>>80013 There is, but, like, I don't know shit about clown physics. You'd need a physicist with that subspecialty to even hazard a guess. And most of them are trapped inside a big tent somewhere or another.
>>80014 We need to assemble the greatest comedic minds and one really brave anon to go where no man has gone before.
>>80014 its just non euclidean geometry
>Hammerspace entire living space with luxuries that would put the most opulent of limousines to shame Or >Comically tight fit where you are face to ass to breast to claw to lips to pussy with a dozen clowns
>>80017 one of these allows me to have hobbies and move around and be comfortable one of them has clowns
>>80018 I dunno, the hammerspace could have clowns in it.
>>80019 I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be clowns anywhere.
>>80020 There could also be lecherous smolmono watching you and furtively masturbating.
>>80020 With a clown car, you can go anywhere you want.
Bogie world
What's with all the clown talk, are we discussing our government again?
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Sex with clowncores
Remember that while high class monsters may sometimes seem unapproachable and bitchy, they still need love (and lovemaking) like any other monster girl.
>>80028 >wight >bitchy
>>80029 I did say "sometimes" and "seem", there are other noble monsters that don't come across as nice as the average Wight, and some Wights may also be more stuck up than normal.
>>80028 there are a bazillion other dudes besides me that are more tolerant or even like that kind of thing, and will actually be a better fit for them, and I don't owe them shit, so I actually have zero incentive to remember that I will stick with my simple happy dorkmono
>>80030 >other noble monsters that don't come across as nice as the average Wight Actually only vampires come to mind. The rest of them are too hungry for dick to be bitchy.
>>80032 ms nacho
>>80033 >cave dwelling horror monstrosity Thought we're talking about nobles here.
>>80034 maybe it's not her crown but she found it
>>80032 I think Ice Queens and Dragons might have a high chance of making a bad first impression. Even if it's completely unintentional, considering Deonora. Probably some Pharaohs and Lilims too.
send me the dragon no, the stupid one with an adorable dopey grin. the one who excitedly shows me each and every trinket and bauble in her cavern-spanning stash, one at a time, and tells me which kingdom she flattened to acquire it, and how they totally sucked and deserved it anyway, and even if they didn't it's their own fault, and even if it was her fault it's because they had it coming the dragon who listens to tales of knighthood with wide-eyed awe and rends the earth with her claws with excitement when it gets to the sick part. the one whose draconic ego manifests in brief, self-assured hyperconfidence before an embarrassing pratfall, quickly brushed off if you just say you didn't see it that dragon. that's the one I want
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>>80038 This is as close as I can get to that vibe, as you said "Dragon" and not Wurm.
>>80039 this is amenable, but I could also go for a wurm without much issue I think my most unifying mamono profile trait is probably "simple" and it definitely shows. but I don't feel like checking everything again right now I'm busy with Art
>>80038 the dragon has been sent!

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>>80040 WURMS
>>80037 Oh, right. Ice Queens too. Pharaohs are arguable, they're hardcore dominant ones, but their domination is more of the "you, man, you're my slave so come here and fuck me" kind. So not exactly a bitch. Although Ice Queens do not stand anywhere close to vampires. At least they become far better when they thaw.
>>80041 Don't put your wang into her mouth!
>>80043 >Ice Queen shows up to court Anon >Entire village freezes over >She has to abscond with her chosen mate in the night
>>80042 I read this like a soulcalibur 2 astaroth voice clip
>>80045 >Ice Queen shows up to court Anon Actually not how they work, they use their servants to bring them the guy. They never really leave the castle.
>>80047 Oh, sure, they did that in the past, but a couple of generations back ol' Ice Dick Anon single-handedly exploded the Ice Queen population and now they're roving menaces, too populous to stay to their northern climes or have proper royal courts.
>>80048 Send them to Antarctic, lol. It's a huge desolate island with nothing but penguins. There's space for millions of ice queens.
>>80049 Anon, like 1/3 of those penguins are shogs, and on top of that even the most Kuudere mamono aren't going to dogpile a continent without men on it.
hmmmmm penguin harpies
>>80050 What was that "without any men" part? What about those guys who found the shogs, in the first place? There was the whole documentary about them, we know it as "The Thing"
>>80047 sometimes if you aren't paying attention a palace or two will grow in your backyard over the winter
>>80053 In New Mexico?..
>>80054 it gets cold enough there though they stay in the mountains
>>80052 What thing are we talking about? the first one with the racist stereotypical "mindless tentacle rape monster" shog? or the second one where the shogs were actually space aliens from outer space in a tacky UFO? These movies only embolden the unfounded fear of shoggoths mind raping defenseless people.
>>80056 Yeah, I was super-pissed to find out my shog is some kind of maid, not a tentacle rape beast.
>>80038 Give me the majestic composed queen or overly prideful spaghetti dropping princess Dragon, because either way it would be fun to slap her ass and mating press her in the bedroom when nobody else is watching.
>>80044 Challenge accepted.
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You have been sentenced to raping by combat in the arena.
>>80060 Cool. Can I fight an imp?
>>80061 yeah, but since they're a mob-type monster it's you vs imp A/B/C in a 1v3
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>>80060 I've bribed a tanuki fight-fixer to ensure nothing more than gentle lovemaking and cuddles. Surely I'll escape with my hips un-fractured! >OH NO
>>80062 OK. That's even better, so, like, yeah, let's do that.
>>80060 >Fights and beats all of their opponents >No one is left to rape anon >ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? >Entire stadium is silent, nobody was entertained >Except for the one oni who actually was there to see people fight. the handful of cupids who were present have already started planning out their next assassination
>>80066 And then Anon meets his Oni fangirl and they fall in love, right? Right?
>>80066 >fight ends with beautiful, young, fertile women on the ground defeated, exhausted, helpless and half-naked To the victor go the spoils. Grab your property and head to the winners lounge. Or give the spectators a show right now!
>>80068 perhaps I find myself in the wrong environment but I am simply not comfortable with doing that, so I would simply take my fight money and spend it on a camping and fishing trip into the howling woods
>>79966 No, because malefs are there to fix humans.
>>80069 >ok anon! the spoils of victory are yours! choose any one of these wonderful contestants to make your future wife! >anon turns 360 degrees and walks out of the arena >hebi suddenly lifts herself up, dumbfounded >uh, he's coming back, right? RIGHT?!
>>80071 >he doesnt That's gotta be a brutal blow to the ego, maybe enough to turn a mg into a villain. Or worse, a yandere
>>80070 But I'm here to fix her
>>80073 Well you are getting fixed first.
>>80074 No she's
>>80074 >>80075 anon and malef both fix each other at exactly the same time, now anon in a sex hungry maniac and malef is a abstinent saint of the church of 'core.
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>>79966 >Yeah, sure, whatever. You can start by fixing me a drink.
>>80077 Reminder that Dragonia has an extensive and burgeoning Artificier industry. Dragons dont just hoard trinkets and relics, they also know how to mod them
>>80077 She looks like she's got a section of her hoard reserved for balls of yarn
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>>80077 maybe the real treasure was the knowledge we hoarded along the way
>>80076 In what world "fixing my Malef" means make her a abstinent? >>80079 No she does it first
>>80082 But I wanted a cool magic sword
Malef are just cats. Once she finishes her villain speech, I will try to make her purr in front of her court without getting clawed to death.
>>80077 she looks very smart
Now that I think about it, my temporary obsession with Malef was stupid. I don't like most of her personality, and I don't want a loli. I don't know why she lives rent-free in my head sometimes.
>>80087 because youre in denial about your subservience to the majesty of dragons
>>80088 Hell no, I have no interest in becoming anyone's slave. I don't think that the male wants to become my maid either. That's why it's weird.
>>80089 Malef*
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It's year of the hoss, how come there's nobody writing hoss stories or drawing hoss pics?
>>80092 Horse fuckers are rare
>>80093 Fine, I'll do it myself.
>Okay girls, let's do what we practiced! Form pike and shot formation! With our superior technology, speed, and strength, we will break down the human... no, what the fuck, we had lunch an hour ago! PUT DOWN MY INFORMANT! RALLY! RALLY!
>Have you heard of "Yes, and", Anon? >It's when I say I want to use your beautiful body to enact every desire that's haunted me in my long years of lonely undeath, and you say "Yes, and?"
>>80093 You just need to deploy some Mindflayers to fix up the "bronies" a bit. Alternatively slap some bright pastel paint on centaurs.
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>>80093 white hornse
>>80098 Fair, she's the exception
>>80098 >How many times do i have to tell you, that's not how the trap works? How did you even tie your own hands? It's the fifth time this week.
>>80080 >of course a dragon doesn't exactly need expensive high-tech weaponry, but dragon knights often treat their equipment as an extension of their hoards
>>80060 imagine being battled to actual exhaustion and being LITERALLY too weak to raise your blade anymore or even thrash a single time to get your wrists out of her hands or the smell of her sweat out of your face you aren't even being raped anymore, you are being defeated
>>80103 That's on you for imagining losing
>>80103 If she isn't nearly as exhausted as you are then you fucked up. It should be like the 3rd duel in The Duelists where you can both barely hold up your sword and collapse on each other in a heap too tired to come apart.
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>>80060 If fighting in the arena can earn you money, I don't see why I wouldn't. No injuries or pain; I can use any weapon and build a persona around a fighting style.
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>>80060 >commit crime >sentenced to lion rape >lose to a lion >get raped >invite lion to your party >yep, lion rape Truly the apex predator
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>>80086 It must be the glasses.
>>80107 I LOVE BIG CAT
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>>80109 You can't handle her, anon
>>80110 Maybe not now but I will work toward it.
hush little wendi don't you cry, mama's gonna make you a big meat pie!
>>80112 Now she's really gonna cry cause little Wendy doesn't want to be a meat pie.
>>80113 But the neighbour shog loves being a meat pie
>>80114 If the neighbour's shog jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
>>80115 Yeah. I'm sure the shog would catch me.
>>80115 I guess she must have had a good reason.
>>80115 She must know something i don't, so...
cat sex sexy sexy sex sex cat catty watty cat sex meow meow FUCK
The shog brainwashing is going well.
>>80106 Anon, what's stopping you now? Become a professional mma fighter. People earn money fighting in the ring right now.
>>80123 >what's stopping you now? No cute monstegirls to crush mmyb bones in the arena.
>>80070 This. Many faggots tried to fix a malef. Only to end up with their dragonewt wife fixing them.
>>80124 That's a shit excuse, anon.
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>>80123 Simple, without demon silver and mamonobana healing I can't. I used to do buhurt but got a nasty head injury and now I can't do most sports, especially combat ones. >>80121 Aunty cat?
>>80126 >That's a shit excuse It's the only excuse, actually. Do you think i want to get beaten by some random dude covered in sweat? Maybe that sounds like fun to you.
>>80128 >buhurt I see now why'd you like to fight against mamono. Also why delete the previous comment? Béhourd is correct, too.
>>80130 Both sound made up to me, an American, who knows only 2 words for this kind of thing: >Karate >Kung Fu
>>80130 Because it was not the english word. I didn't notice fast enough
>>80129 >poses as a tough fighter <"Do you think i want to get beaten by some random dude covered in sweat?" I suppose that's all we need to know about the combative men. They'll readily jump into a rigged battle with a mamono, knowing they'd win thanks to some exploit but, when it's talking about Real Shit, we see this happening. >Maybe that sounds like fun to you. No, but I'm not the one fantasizing about arena fights.
>>80133 The buhurt's anon was the one fantasizing about arena fights
>>80132 Anon, you seem to be overly punctual for some reason. Who cares if it's not an English word? A google search gave me its meaning, anyway. Also are you the same anon who was deleting your comments when arguing about vampires a while ago?
>>80135 Because I don't want a repeat of /jp/. We can discuss this further in the meta thread if needed. Nope
>>80131 >American >knows asian martial arts >knows no boxing WTF, jap?
>>80115 Anything that's got a shog jumping is probably a good reason I should jump too.
>>80137 Does Inezumis have their own martial art?
>>80087 >Now that I think about it, my temporary obsession with Malef was stupid. I don't like most of her personality, and I don't want a loli. I don't know why she lives rent-free in my head sometimes. Someone's in denial about wanting a dragon loli to correct
>>80087 >and I don't want a loli. Malefs aren't only lolis. The profile example is just that, an example. They can have any possible bodytype.
>>80141 I'd submit to a tall muscle Malef.
>>80141 I know, I just felt like I had to point it out too since most art around her is loli. Also, she lacks fluffy bits.
>>80142 You submit papers to the royal Anubis, not to the malef directly.
>>80144 Anubis at Malef's court? Do her Dragonewts struggle with paperwork?
>You will never live in the castle's walls, stealing the malef wifi and raiding the kitchen every three days
>>80146 Not necessarily, it's just that the Anubis was a gift from one of the pharaos. Would be disrespectful to not let her do her job.
>>80092 I didn't get around to do the snek story last year and I don't even have ideas for a hoss story currently.
The Wurm Mcwurmster and the swervin’ wurms
Auntie Acid and the Deadbeets.
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Empress malef knows that she doesn't have to flex her power every day to prove a point. Once a century is more than enough.
>>80153 Imagine what that Malef looked like when she was young enough to be the profile girl's size
>>80153 As long as people remember what she did 100 years in the future, i'd say she's right.
>>80156 What kind of horrible stuff she does?
>>80157 steal 40 cakes
>>80158 The MGE world must be very calm if that's news for a 100 years.
>>80158 Let me guess, she stole them from 'nuki and now everyone knows about the horrible malef everywhere in the world.
>>80160 Worse. She stole them from the Queen of hearts.
>>80161 Ok, that's impressive
>>80161 That really is bold. >>80162 Especially if she got away with it.
>>80161 she's gonna get turned into a jubgon
>>80159 To be fair, they were the Red Queen of Hearts' cakes
>>80165 Dammit I didn't update the thread and was second to the news. She'll have my head for such tardiness
>>80166 The thread usually updates automatically.
>>80151 >>80152 Is this Unc Rock?
>>80167 spotty interwebs at the time so only manual updates
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>>80152 Oh yeah it's Friday, let the auntsters flow like water
>>80171 too bad for auntie but i still gotta work tonight and all the rest of the weekend
>>80171 Are there any non-Danuki Auntsters?
>>80173 This is definitely a dragon auntster>>80077
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>>80173 Of course. Are you looking for a specific type?
>>80175 Yeah let me just grab that bat real quick
>>80175 Not that anon but chesh and manticore
>>80175 Can I get uhhhhh an impster?
>>80175 holy hell that's a wide snek
>>80176 Aunt Abby is cute. >>80179 >impster Sounds sus.
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>>80176 aunt arachnster
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>>80173 Obviously
>>80175 >that kiki I want to lick that mole on her boob
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>go out to a pub to get buzzed >get buzzed on the way by a bug instead many such cases
I cast fishing line and end my turn. I hope I land a good fish!
>>80141 I reread a bunch of profiles recently and realized how much of my opinion was formed based on what's in basically a sample image. Those images aren't representative but they sure are powerful.
PORTALS I SUMMON THEE
>>80186 what does fly abdomen feel like?
>>80190 Sorry, you need to sacrifice more cum for the DL.
I throw a yummy meat pastry into a ring of several BEEG and hungry monster girls and see what happens
>>80191 Heaven.
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there's no such thing as having too many children with hebi
>>80195 Hebi would be either the best mom ever because she sees (You) in the kids, or she sees herself (another woman) in them and well, they leave to get their own husband younger than average.
The odds of twins are 1.25% The odds of triplets are 0.013% The odds of quadruplets are 0.000142% Consider this, and consider your wife’s luck stat too. Also, be wary if she is a monster who can RNG manipulate in which case do not let her discover what the seed is.
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>>80197 In the image archive there is an illustration of a Chesh that discovered how to manipulate both the RNG seed, but I can't post it on this board.
>>80198 We can't?
>>80198 >She found how to RNG manipulate If you see your cheshire randomly drop objects, open/close a door repeatedly, roll a dice repeatedly or other strange phenomenon - she may be RNG manipulating. or maybe just doing kot stuff idk
>>80200 It's all fun and games, until chesho pulls out the gravity gun and start noclipping around
>>80201 she pulls it out of her pocket? just like that? I hope cheshire never collects me as an item-
>>80200 Well she looks cute doing it so it deserves patpat
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>>80196 They would be jealous if their daughters accidentally calling their grandmother their mom
>>80203 oh great you reset her tail swing cycle with patpat
>>80205 That's a good thing?
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>>80206 it is absolutely a good thing. i am not being sarcastic. not at all
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It unlocks the kot, nice
>>80206 >Time... REVERSE >*BWOOOOOOOOOOOSH* >THIS, is your sisyphean task, patpatter.
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>cheshire queen daisan no bakudan bites za chesho
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>>80209 Good, love chesh
>>80209 I have to kick chesh up the arse?
>>80209 Not sure if I want Stand sound effects during sex
>>80213 She can do a lot of sound effects and you can change them, sometimes
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>>80212 No, you must fuggg the cat, why are you mean?
>>80212 You have to rim her real deep.
>>80216 No that's just dirty. I don't think that a Cheshire would ask for that
>>80215 >must I'm tired a all these "mammo-no"s tellin' me what to do all the time! I do what I want! if I wanted to, and they tell me to, I won't do it out of spite!
>>80218 Mine would because I’m into that, and also monsters are clean.
>>80220 To each their own, my bad
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>Is this your 2nd loop, or your 8 millionth? >Nobody knows! >Except me. I know. >Nyahahaha! >...it's loop 5.
>>80222 Dang, I thought I could go for longer. Sorry mate better luck next time
Would you visit the aunt farm?
>>80224 I don't know what's scarier, a monster showing you one strip on the test or two strips
>>80225 Getting your wife pregnant is a bit scary Not doing it will get scarier by the day Fuck your wife.
>>80224 would an aunt visit my farm?
>"onii-chan" >"oji-san" >"mister" >"unc" (teen monster exclusive)
>>80227 Yes, especially if you make alcohol, they need it every Thursday for the Friday lonely drinking
>>80228 correct brats
>>80229 i dont think it will be lonely drinking if she comes to my farm I wish a ryu would marry me just to give me that good weather tm
>>80228 First three are cringe, but being called an "unc" is my weakness.
>>80231 Yes, but what about the second, third, fourth... Will you marry them all ?
>>80233 id setup one of them with my autistic brother
>>80228 It would backfire very hard on them. Any sex appeal is killed once I hear that and I turn into the uncle that show you video games on his computer
>>80234 You're a good man
>>80236 preferably a shog >needs a house - she is the house >needs food - she is the food >needs a mate - she is the mate
>>80231 Sadly a Ryu wife could flood my garden or drop hail if I make her upset or annoyed
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you can identify a large mouse by their sizeable eyebrows
>>80239 Pic unrelated? That's a cow.
>>80228 Can I get uh... Marune traditional "ani-ue" cow. I hear they're on the secret menu.
Consider the Kuu aunt.
>>80242 That's not an ant, thats a fly. Completely different bug.
What is the advantage of a wasp wife?
>>80243 >"Thats a pretty funny joke Anon, wanna come home with me?" >"Oh, I'm not asking you for permission, I just need to know if I'll need to tie you up or not for the flight back."
>>80244 High energy and you get to join her numerous pantry raids, piss off bee girls on the daily and never have to pay taxes for your hive mandated comb-house.
>>80245 That sounded a lot like dragonfly
>>80204 >Can you say "mom"? >Can you say "dad"? >Shit, maybe it's to difficu-- <SHIT
>>80249 Listen, she's at least giving him the option for a nice ride where he isn't carried off like a harpy's mailbag
>>80250 Your hebi daughter's first words will be FILTHY WHORES.
Not mine, I'm no hebi lover.
>>80246 >pantry raids I keep reading this as "panty raids" and now I'm trying to figure out why wasps would be so into that.
>>80254 It really embarrasses the bees when people see their hexagon print panties. They insist on wearing them anyway, but...
>>80255 That sounds cute, though. I think bees in panties that look like honey would be nifty.
>>80256 A lot of cute things are embarrassing. It's the opposite of how a lot of cool things are dangerous.
>>80230 Correct brats (imperative) but also correct brats (they were right)
>>80258 collect brats (gotta catch em all)
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ON A COLD WINTER'S MORNING IN THE TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT
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>>80242 Abaddon auntie that ensnares and seduces you with the aroma of her homecooking when you come back from work (it's actually the smell of her pheromones)
>>80244 Powerful legs, for locking tight. Protective of her possessions (you're her most prized one). Stiny, makes your horny and jacks your cortisol levels. Can fly you around everywhere. Live in a sweet hive with her sisters. If thats not your speed, you can find a bee'd wasp who is a strong warrior being forced to wear a frilly dress.
>>80259 >collect brats (gotta catch em all) That's too many to handle, can you imagine just a few ones like a Hellhound, Manticore and Raiju?
>>80264 you just gotta get enough badges and they'll follow your orders
>>80265 How many badgers do I need?
>>80266 how high level are they?
>>80267 I dunno, normal? Not like honey badger tier.
>>80268 Man, bees would HATE honeybadgers. Why? Because because the one with the strongest bite wins, and bees don't bite so good.
>>80240 Didn't you look at the eyebrows? >>80243 I believe they're supposed to be locusts.
>>80270 >I believe they're supposed to be locusts. ur mum's a locust
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>>80271 I wish, incest is the best
>>80272 I wish Regura went back to drawing monsters
>>80272 Fuckin' gross, dude. YOU SEE HER, RIGHT? She's got a condom!
Today / Tonight has been the first big thunderstorm of the year in my area. I hope this means that Miss Ryu is out and about, looking for love.
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>>80246 >piss off bee girls on the daily lol lmao
>>80260 I don't know, seems pretty bright to me
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Can't move my right arm, been five days now, send the medikot and put me down
>>80279 Stop sleeping on it
>>80280 I try but I don't control my body when I sleep, that's a nightmare ('s job, lol)
>With the wights of Bleak Tower under my command, the nation of Cornsward will be nothing more than a memory to its new masters. Every beating heart, throbbing blood in impetuous ignorance, will come under my thrall. I shall control the sea of red drink like the moon. Their very lives will ebb and flow beneath me! My bats shall feast. My hounds shall feast. I shall feast, wanting nevermore-! >Excuse me, I have a customer. >Hello, welcome to Harvest Moon Home and Garden Vamporium, how may I assist you today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pca_gC0bdAk
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>>80284 Wrong thread? Wrong site?
>>80274 I don't get the condom meme, there's nothing hotter than her or you pulling it away right before cumming inside
>>80248 Okay, do they have hands, or what? And where do they even like to be scratched?
>>80287 they do, and theyre the softest hands
>>80287 also thats not a crab, thats a pseudoscorpion
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>>80289 How can you tell?
>>80290 claws are wrong, the joint on claw would be on the dorsal side on the claw for decapods, in arachnids its ventral the arm orientation is also wrong, its the same shape as chelicerae, they point forward from the shoulder, rather than the sides, even if it was anomura species instead, the arms would bend down rather than "zigzag" laterally
>>80291 NEEERD!
>anons not a human, he’s a pseudo daki
>>80079 >malef who hates humans so much she doesn't even think it's worth ruling over them >lazes about and accomplishes nothing, in defiance of humans who have stupid expectations that they don't deserve to have of her >drinks human booze and eats human food because they're so insignificant it's not even worth wasting brainpower to discriminate against them and avoid it >talks every now and then with a human friend to tell her stories about how annoying and dumb humans are >teaches him draconian and uses him as a kiss doll boredly and angrily to give at least one peasant human in this cursed world an ounce of worth >moans into his soft grain-eating mouth and nibbles him until he whimpers like the pathetic little worm he is >come back earlier next week or i'll raze your farmhouse, you halfwit, earth-tilling, pottery-breaking, clumsy, tax-brained, worthless adorable bastard. die. no, come here, you don't have enough lovebites. yeah, try to hide that with a scarf. i can't believe you call them that, by the way. it'd be laughable if i cared.
>>80293 We could use some more content of anons getting objectified(in the literal sense)
>>80295 How literal? I volunteer to become panties.
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>>80296 I can't believe we've reached the point where what's practically the werediaper transformation meme became an acceptable fetish
>>80291 I guess that joint does look off. I don't know how much the claw orientation is the artist getting it wrong or because they're growing from her thighs. For reference, text on Pixiv says she's supposed to be a sawagani. >>80293 Figured there must be plenty of daki experts on monster imageboards.
>>80296 Literal literal, although it doesn't have to be panties. A daki like in the OG post is nice too, or maybe some other clothing item, like a bra. Imagine constantly feeling and having to support your wife's heavy breasts.
gigantic immobile xxx sake gourd is not a safe prophunt option, oni will find you and drink you
YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
>>80294 That's what you get when you don't tame your malef.
>>80298 Monsters using dakis builds up a dangerous dependence and behavioural pattern that will manifest when she gets a husband, and will lead to frequent hugging sessions where she acts all helpless and needy
>>80298 I don't like seeing this cat sad and not being able to do anything about it
>>80301 Does it feel pleasurable?
>>80307 in a cosmic sort of way, yes
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>People keep telling me I'm creepy. You don't think I'm creepy, do you?
>>80298 the orientation is fine, but not for a crab, its closer to what you would find on pseudoscorpion, if they wanted a crab it would be sitting cross legged
>>80309 >My queen, you're so creepy I'd send my drones into the extractor through your nydus canal and build a greater spire.
>>80311 You need to perform regular injections into her hatchery to make more larva.
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CAT SEX ON CATURDAY
>>80314 Cat sex has been cancelled due to not enough cat.
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mean (not really when you get to know her) lean (lol no) green (ok sure) raping machine (no comment)
>>80315 but cat sex is how you make more cat
>>80315 It can't be, that's a dog's lie
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>>80317 It's all thanks to that stupid traditionalist fox that won the last election. She passed a law that is intended to do something to preserve traditions and morality but, as usual it ends up banning most forms of sex. So if you want sex with a cat girl you'll have to go through a mandatory 10-year romantic dating, fully platonic, no sexual relationships at all. The law particularly emphasizes on cats, as they are considered endangered (not enough cats) and since sex is a filthy, immoral act, it is entirely banned for cats to preserve their culture and identity against degeneracy. However! You can take a fox girl instead. There are numerous exceptions that allow you to have sex on first encounter with a vulpine.
>>80320 Anon, please, you're hallucinating. The last mayor before Baba yaga was a zombie.
>>80321 I remember when the mayor of MGC was just a man. A very, very tired man...
>>80321 Anon, where have you been? The elections are over, and the winner was the orange fox.
>>80322 I hope he enjoys his retirement with a Dormouse or Nightmare.
>>80320 Total fox death now
The Kuu aunt has methods subtle. She doesn't come looking for you at your home with an overly cheery smile, or bombard your phone with a thousand messages about how excited she is that you'll definitely come to her on saturday. She just waits. Waits until the oportunity is right. And then she just simply attacks. She'll catch you at the kombini and simply point at ingredients. She doesn't want you to get them for her, she's plenty capable. She's just silently measuring your reaction, seeing what you like and dislike. You will feel her presence, the subtle aroma of her arousal that creeps into your thoughts without you knowing. Her arms brush against you, and her hands fly to almost strange places while you are distracted. Whatever you were planning that day, is now gone, substituted with the thought of helping her out with whatever she needs. You usually don't get to see her expressions much, but whenever you follow her implied commands you can see just a hint of a smile on her stone cold face, a smile that's almost evil. Almost. And then, all of a sudden, you'll find yourself inside her car sitting on her spacious lap with two of her arms wrapped around you while she drives with the other two. Her touch is intimate, but not lewd. Not yet. Her calmness will put you at ease, lull you into a comfortable trance that intensifies whenever you take a whiff of her scent. And you'll be happy when she carries you out of her car and into her home, stroking your hair and closing the door behind her. You like spending the weekend at your aunt's.
>>80325 Fool! Do you want the world to be haunted by undead foxes?
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>>80323 Speaking of, are you guys taking good care of your government mandated maid? You only get one after all
>>80328 I still have not received one. And I know that for sure because nobody's cleaning up after me while I'm asleep or not looking or anything like that.
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Cat curves
>>80331 I'm not that much into cats but Orin is just gorgeous, I would love to make her give birth to my babies
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>>80329 Patience, she's gonna make it to your home any day now.
>>80331 The 4th pic has a strong auntster aura
>>80326 I wonder if she does the same while she's pregnant
>>80333 >constantly leaves a trail behind her >has to clean her own trail >but she's constantly leaving a trail behind her Well, at least she'll keep busy. I don't have that much maid work to do around the house honestly
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>>80337 Shogs don't leave stains, so they must have a way too.
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Are snails OK? Or are we just sluggin' it up?
>>80274 I think condoms are valid when you engage in lewd activities with blood related monsters
>>80343 KC ought to do a Snail girl eventually honestly
>>80343 Back on /mgt/ there was a discussion about snail girls having a hammerspace home in their shells. Very comfy fate.
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>>80345 >>80346 OK, cool. Here's my other snail pics. I dunno why I like snails more than slugs, but it's a pretty strong preference.
>>80348 Le Chevalier d'Escargot
>>80345 The Giant Slug profile says they used to have shells, but lost it to have sex easier, which is bullshit. Someone better tell KS how cool a shell home would be. >>80344 What's the point of lewd activities with someone you're not going to knock up eventually?
>>80350 >KS *KC At least it's Saturday and there's no Oni around here.
>>80352 That was true until you showed up, Oni-chan.
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>>80350 >What's the point of lewd activities with someone you're not going to knock up eventually? Recreation or education, momsters are pretty well versed in both of those
>>80353 >Oni-chan She comes to visit dyslexic Sabbath members.
>4chan is down for maintenance Better brace yourselves for the influx of tourists.
>>80357 Everyone from there that cared about this place is already here.
>>80328 There are no government mandated maids anymore. That fox says it's a communist vestige and that we must now work for them. You know, like it says in the kikimora profile, maids are only for working men
>>80340 You cannot stop the whimsy of the giant slug!
>>80357 They won't be able to post without getting a password whitelist from the BO, anyway.
>>80287 They have cute, soft hands in their sleeves. I bet they'd respond well to being groomed by husbands too, so a good hair brush for her head and a stiff bristle brush for her carapace wouldn't go amiss. Also, a nice loofah. Everyone loves a loofah.
>>80357 Good, we can handle the bad apples easily and more potential posters sticking around is always good. >>80361 That's only for VPNs
>>80328 Funny, my Bicorn waifu said we could have a Kiki maido for every room in the house. Which is handy because my Bicorn never does any cooking or cleaning, she just sits in her chair and watches the maidos do their work...
>>80365 I could see a Bicorn being a maid, both to serve her husband and keep an eye on everyone else in the house.
>>80365 How does a centaur sit in a chair? How does one sit in the first place? I don't think actual horses can even sit down, and if it's a centaur on top of that, it kinda doesn't even make sense balance wise. Do they make special horse chairs, or is she mostly sitting around in a human form?
>>80366 Mistress-of-the-House Bicorn strictly punishes any of our Kiki Maidos who neglect any millimetre of cleaning Mashtah-Anon's cock. Anon suspects some of the Maidos are deliberately being negligent because they are forced to repeat the cleaning until they get it right. And that others are negligent because they enjoy Anon watching them being punished between each new cleaning. >Ki(n)kymoras
>>80367 I'm thinking a centaur-sized chaise-lounge she can lie on while propping her upper body up on the raised end. Bicorns really enjoy a well constructed cuckchair.
>>80367 They sit on couches. Think of Roman triclinium.
Licking the armpits of a statue'd garg and she can do nothing about it
>>80371 I hope you're prepared to have your armpits licked right back. Or something else, perhaps.
>>80367 There are 2 reasons why a Centaur is able to sit/liedown. Both of them are tight but fillable
>>80374 I always figured horse guys would carry a small ladder with them. Or stand on chairs or something.
>>80373 She gonna pin me down and lick me all over with her (abrasive?) tongue? Maybe she'd force me to lick all her sweaty stuffy statue bits. Like that little crease between her tail and her back. Or maybe it's me getting statued and her molesting me with out me being able to stop her. Maybe it's rape! Maybe it's having to tour an art gallery with her.
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>>80375 Shetland Centaurs got it going for them.
>>80377 >She short >She stacked >She incomprehensible and angry
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>>80367 Centaurides can also provide variety by using potions. >Its sub/dom for Bicorns with other Cents when one of them transforms to an Ipotane then rides the other >Extra kink points if Anon is riding and fucking one of them bareback while they are both riding the other one bareback
>>80336 By that point you can feel her will with just her pheromones, which unlocks a whole new way of communication.
>>80379 she also gets along well with dwarves
>>80383 They understand each other's plights.
>Anon's fate: gunned down in the street by a cupid like the degenerate he is.
>>80386 OK, fine, that makes sense. I'm objectively beyond saving without that tier of intervention. BUT! Who's she gonna get me to fall in love with?
>>80386 I wonder if Cupids get as autistic about their guns as /k/fags do.
>>80388 Oh, man, more so. /k/fags are just thinking about what MIGHT happen. Cupids go out there every day and see Anons doing stupid shit that will never get them married, and they have to save them. Shot. By Shot. By Shot.
>>80386 The only counter to a good guy with a gun is a bad guy with a gun. I'm not a bad guy, but I can pretend to be if she's into that.
>>80386 Go ahead, punk. Make my Valentine's Day.
>>80387 The first person she'll teach you to love is yourself.
>>80392 Anon's going to end up with a genderbent clone of himself confirmed.
these days, most of the actual fighting is done by very small automatons
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>>80394 Well, not exactly. We couldn't figure out how to shrink the vents and fans required to keep their AI running, so we employed the next best thing - POT DEVILS!
What if like, sandworm, but she sucked you off?
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>>80396 so, sandworm?
>>80397 Honestly, no idea where i was going with that one.
>>80393 >finally, my own clone! >now neither of us will be virgins
>>80399 They're going to televise anon losing his virginity to his clone to montube.
>>80399 >anon and his clone play rock-paper-scissors to decide who will get Alped >tie every single round because clone
Now that i think about it, any news about the MGERPG?
>>80403 Every single minute of every single day, Kenkou Cross draws Holsts. Supposedly, some day his game will be completed, and will include over 300 hours of fully animated Holst porn.
>>80403 It's being worked on, but it'd be cool if he did progress updates instead of just adding to the next demo.
>>80402 Wouldn't that mean that both of them would alp or neither of them are alpable to begin with? No, this calls for alt-universe bizarro Anon, the legendary Femanon.
>>80323 what's inside the orange fox? >portal >half (of your) life (sexxing fox) >(tag) team (anon in his) fortress 2(nite)
>>80386 Looks like a Psycho-pass cupid, she'll shoot if your love coefficient is high enough Or she might just shoot anyway if you look lonely
>>80407 Wait, I can get a fortress just for going inside the fox? What a deal!
>>80326 >Auntie, what day is it? >"Saturday." >...Oh that's right, I came early to help you with... >"Mhm. You were a big help." >Good, that means I have time to finish that order for work. >"Oh, I took care of it." >You did? How? >"I had time before you woke up. I figured it out from all the stories you tell me." >Wow, thank you. I guess that means I don't have to go home. Well, do you want to hang out some more? >"I'd like that. Let's take a bath." >...Yeah, let's take a bath... You smell nice. >"Imagine how nice it'll be in the steam."
BEHOLD, GENTLEMEN! CORN!
>>80411 aww but i wanted a country girl dryad/alarune
>>80412 So does she, oddly enough. If you know what I mean.
>>80411 I don't remember buying corn...
>>80414 Oh, I'm sure your wife does all the grocery shopping and picked up that corn for you. You should really thank her by DEVOURING that corn right in front of her!
>>80411 it's tough being a red shirt
>>80413 "Country girls make do" is such a corny joke.
Big fat hag tats
>>80420 She looks like she's in pain.
>>80421 She looks like a lazy hag that never exercises so the weight of her fat tits just drew her down over time. She needs to be in tight 80s spandex and doing jumping jacks and Pilates.
elvish society has never really recovered from the invention of nylon and elastane
>>80422 Pilates isn't going to solve the 40kg weights on her chest.
>>80424 Sure they will! >Lil fairies piloting tiny helicopters that hold them titties up
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>>80424 sabbath propaganda
>>80423 You mean the discovery of the potato.
Sex with little warrior girls and making their young tomboyish minds race with romance Using their thick, trained, surprisingly feminine bodies for pleasure instead of battle Also tags:penis_awe
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Genie, I wish you would stop teasing me with your big fat ass every time I go to make a serious wish!
>>80429 She's saving you from wasting your wish on something silly and frivolous instead of what truly matters.
>>80430 Wasting wishes is a myth manufactured by mischievous djinn. she can grant as many wishes as she wants as long as you dump enough loads in her.
>>80429 Just wish for her to stop teasing you with her fat ass every time you go to make a wish.
>>80428 Aren't you worried it'll distract them from their training? Or keep you both up at night? You still have a lot of adventuring to do. Thighjobs by the campfire and looking for gifts for each other are nice but think of the bonus gold you get from doing the quest in under 3 days.
>>80435 Sometimes it's worth slowing down and taking in the sights. And they will also take in the sights, in more than one way.
>>79932 >all of you pretending you don't do the exact same thing
>>80438 Are you saying that I sssssecretly wanted to be COILED VIGOROUSLY?
wrapped up in a wurm who won't let you escape before she finishes showing you her collection of cool rocks
>>80440 Well, how cool are the rocks?
>>80441 this one is perfectly circular this one has a hole going straight through it this one has shiny speckles on it this one just has cool red and black stripes look at how smooth this one is there are many more. she keeps them all in a big gulp cup
>>80442 OK, that sounds fine, then. if they all fit in a big gulp cup it won't take so long I get bored. I ALSO like cool rocks.
I wonder if Miss Wurm would mind if I put a pair of kot ears on her.
Falling asleep atop monsters stunlocks them. Use this to your advantage.
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>>80446 I could easily fall asleep on a very tall bogey as if she was a mattress. I could even use her tits as a pillow.
>>80446 your mixing up immobilize with stun. And it also does not block passive effects or bonus actions. This is only effective on monsters which have to move before attacking,
>>80446 >>80448 Good enough excuse to try to subdue Miss Ushi! I'm going in. Wish me luck!
>wurmy's rock collect fits in a 48 oz cup from a restaurant >she went through some kind of spiritual phase and decided to pare down the physical things she held on to in life >what's left are her absolute favorites from her whole life, each tied to a precious memory >haven't asked to see them yet despite your interest since it seemed a deeply personal thing >she's a wurm. obviously rocks are important. >go to the beach together >incredible rocks everywhere >how have you never noticed them before? >collect them all >so so many >your pockets are full, your backpack is full, her arms are full >go back to her place to go through them, admiring each of their features >feel kind of embarrassed but you really do like all of them >the day is over. you go home to sleep >visit wurmy's cove again >all of your rocks are still there in a big pile, spoiling the minimalist feng shui she's got going on >apologize >she pets you and smiles >ask how she decides which rocks to keep when they're all cool and special >"These rocks are special because you have touched them. You may forget those that you leave behind, but you will always have touched them. The meeting is more miraculous than the rock." >well... even still, there's some that are just better that would be a beautiful memento of the fun day you had with her >make peace with most of the rocks and set them aside for another beachcomber to enjoy one day >watches you quietly, pitching in comments when you want to talk about one >get your favorites down to 7 rocks >she gives you her special big gulp cup to put them in so you can combine your precious memories together >this is the most intimate gesture that has ever been made towards you >tremble and blush as you open it >it's empty >ponder this >ponder deeply >of course... >the beach she took you to - that's her collection. you already saw it. the whole world is her collection! >"I eated them."
>>80450 STOP MAKING ME LIKE WURMS EVEN MORE!
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>>80451 Wurm is a cute.
>>80452 I love how consistently she's portrayed as just deredere as fuck. There's something really great about that; the kind of woman you could build a LIFE with.
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I shall now pet the kot.
>>80439 It's natural for the human mind to run through all things that a monster could do with you in a shared glance. The eyes of the beast upon you. It's like having your life flash before your eyes, but instead of your past, it's your future.
>>80454 You waited too long, the cat has decided to pet you.
>>80328 I still haven't had the courage to introduce myself. She figured out where everything goes on her own and tells me about the military-grade volume of food prep she did. She's nice and warm in bed, too. I should probably reach out.
>>80457 >introduce myself Don't be silly. Mastah is mastah, and that's all he need be.
>>80458 Strangely comforting.
>>80458 But I like to introduce, if you know what I mean
>>80458 Anon wants to "introduce" himself.
>>80461 >>80463 Yes, yes, I get it. You want to introduce your substances into her being.
SHH she's reading
>>80465 IS THAT AN AMONGUS?
>>80466 shut the fuck up anon
>>80467 I don't have to listen to a bitch who's pants don't even make sense.
>Oh look, someone wrote in the margins... >Ugh, it's in manscript. Let's see if I can translate this. >U... R... Ms.... GAY >Hey! >PYRAMID... SUX >That's it, no more library cards!
>>80466 >>80467 I was looking through the image archive's Anubis gallery for that amongus anubis edit and turns out her gallery is kinda sus on its own
>>80471 She sucks?
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The kot never leave
>>80466 I keep telling them Purple is the impostor but nobody believes me.
>>80476 This cat is a bit liquid
>>80477 That's not a bad thing.
>>80477 Aren't all cats?
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>High Liquidity
>>80480 I'm going to give Ms Nuki the potion that liquifies her brain.
>>80481 I’m going to give her the potion that makes her sit on my face
>>80480 >>80481 >>80483 I'm going to give her access to my retirement accounts so that she can invest for me.
TWO BLOODY GREAT HANDFULS
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Scary sadistic danuki who also cares deeply for you
>>80486 I'm more of a boobnuki fan myself.
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>>80485 <THE SHOP IS OUUPEN BOYIM, CUUM AND GET ME
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>>80487 It's good to have a diversified portfolio.
>>80488 YOU'RE ALL FUR COAT, NO KNICKERS, BITCHES!
We only have a few posts left in this particular thread, so I just wanted to say that Ushi-Onis mog all other mamono and anyone who disagrees can get COW SPIDERED.
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>>80491 >Engage active camouflage. Reveal yourselves only after the Arbiter has joined battle with the enemy.
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Cat
>>80494 Purrfect, that's a new pic?
>>80494 Nice grabbers and legs.
The rare redshire cat
>>80494 Her thighs look strong
>>80456 For the kots hubris i have deleted one hour from the day Now there are only 23 hours to nap
>>80501 Time out of joint
Raiju has escaped horny jail
>>80504 Horny jail had an open wall-socket, rookie mistake
>>80494 he's right
>>80507 Right about what?


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