>>110018 You don't choose the harem life, the harem life chooses you

For me, it's possessive childhood friends that'll stake their claim and defend their catch

>>110021 Much more common in certain species

>>110019 It do be like that

>>110002 When does it end? Do they even know each other's names? What constitutes "I do" when you can't form words?

>>110020 >nura/bicorn wife decides she has entirely too many single friends and relatives and volunteers you to fix the problem

I had a very strange dream. I was some kind of cyborg the digusting adeptus mechanicus one, not the cool cyberpunk one and a jinko wanted to learn my meditation technique. I refuse because I was busy. She attacked me, but I used magic to bind her. Once I bound her, I started to edge her to teach her a lesson, but as soon as she begged, I felt very bad and we had sex. When I tried to say sorry, she just put my iron hand on her head but I felt nothing; we switched hands and it was the softest thing in the world. I was going to kiss her but it ended.

>>110025 >anon gets so used to the rotating girls that she doesn't even need to use youkai magic to trick him that each one is his, this is just his life >sometimes the penny drops during family dinners, but that's swiftly taken care of after dinner with group sex around the fire

(You) deserve headpats.

>>110028 monstergirl scalp massages would put me to sleep instantly

>>110028 I wish I did

>>110026 You've been marked by the tiger.

>>110031 tututuuuutututuuuuutu eye of the tiger tututuuuutututuuuuutu

>>110028 I wish.

Manticore is definitely the kind of girl who would shift into her pre-DL form in order to prank you.

>>110036 More parts to pet

>>110035 If you don't think yourself worthy of a headpat improve yourself, so that you can receive them with pride from your future wife.

>>110040 how to know if one deserves headpat?

>>110041 Only the one giving the headpats can say if one of worthy of headpats. It's not about being objectively deserving of headpats, it's about believing that one is deserving of headpats oneself.

>>110042 Feels very bad

>>110041 You should walk up to a monster and tell her that you don't feel deserving of headpats and love. She will help you understand.

>>110044 Even one who looks like that?

>>110045 the victim of british dental health care...

>>110028 I would lose it if a large dog was so affectionate with me. I don’t know if I could cope. She’d have to factory reset me with licks or something. Being a chewtoy isn’t so bad

>>110045 Especially one who looks like that.

>>110002 A great description of shrooms anon, thank you. That slightly sticky sensation isn’t glue, but when you are doped up on love and spores it can feel a lot harder to escape than it is. My face belongs in shroom butt and shroom cleavage and her body knows it.

>>110048 Fine, I will try my luck with your technique when the portal opens.

>>110046 Id let a British manticore rape me

>>110051 We know.

>>110050 Monsters with big fluffy paws are the most qualified in these sort of matters. It only makes sense to trust the experts.

>>110053 I dream of running my fingers through her paws

>>110054 We have much in common, mantifriend.

>>110055 As much as we have not, I think, but concerning fluff, i feel you. I could spend hours combing and brushing after a hot bath together.

>hellhound OBSESSED with small husband >”he’s just so cute and squishy. I love him so much. I want to hug him now that you got me talking about him.”

I don’t think you can handle the volume of a large hellhound. She’s not a beanpole. She’s beeg. Shes not just tall she got fluff and meat and muscle and hips. Her paws can eclipse your entire head.

Take this plush monster. But be warned, it carries a terrible curse. >That's bad. But it comes with a free boggle! <That's good!

>>110060 I will look her sternly in the eye and inform her that I'm a proud hero on an important quest and not a "bite-sized doggy treat". She will have to take me seriously!

>>110062 that's a silly nickname but i would fold if she called me that. best of luck to you. she will be so impressed by your cool gear and title and good-looks that she will simply sit and whimper in awe. don't get clotheslined by her wagging tail on the way past.

To pet or to be pet, that's the question

>>110061 w000000t! Boggleboe mentioned by someone else!

>>110061 >>110066 The boggle is also cursed?

>>110065 Por qué no los dos?

Dios mios, la creatura...

>>110068 Petting each other at the same time? LEWD

>>110067 But you get your choice of what animal they dress up as! >>110068 Slutcelomeh is insatiable

>>110067 Every mamono is a cursed item when you think about it. Once you equip them you can't unequip them.

>>110072 And it breaks on death

>>110072 How do I equip an ogre? Why would I equip an ogre?

>>110074 >How do I equip and ogre? Take her out of your inventory and put her in your hotkeys >Why would I equip an ogre? To open a jar?

>>110075 Very good. We will go to many dungeons and open many jars, much to the jinn of jars chagrin. Perhaps, and I may be being too bold here, I could use her to open other things, such as bags of peanuts, packs of sweets or tightly screwed on bottles.