>>109309 Of course the new thread didn't show until I uploaded mine, lol

>>109312 It's why I always triple check in another tab with Ctrl+F. Eggwoman will have her day yet.

>trying to find new monstergirl art on the boorus >all of the catgirls are gacha characters >all of the foxgirls are vtubers Suffering It's all generally really good art though

A griffon could lick me. I’d cease my struggling there and then. My mind would blank, and in its place, a new identity. Anon the yarn ball.

>>109314 >are gacha characters I had the same issue, until I convinced myself that the shitty gacha games don't exist and doujins minus the cuck trash are the primary material.

>>109305 I've never seen these tweets before; real interesting, actually, it certainly does put the MGE world in a whole new light. It does certainly certainly explain how the mamono would be able to so easily invade our world, when all they have to do is just send a fraction of a percentage of their population and land a few billion succubi or whatever everywhere.

I am Poseidon’s strongest warrior, even though I cannot swim and have never been to the ocean, I am her most devout follower.

>>109318 her domains also include earthquakes and horses so you can still do stuff

>>109309 Love me some cowbird.

>>109319 I was in it mostly for shark pussy, but her teachings really touched me. One day I will venture to the sea and see if a shark will claim me.

>>109321 Shussy is a strong motivator.

>>109322 >Shussy Librarian pussy

>>109322 I would love to be shushed by mushssy personally.

>>109316 >tfw 90% of the greatest girl designs are trapped in shitty gacha games Truly we live in hell.

>>109318 I am pussydon's strongest warrior, in that I really want to pet a kitty.

Sunday is coming, nothing better than finishing Saturday night with hot sweaty breeding sex with a Zombie and waking up with a naked creampied corpse laying next to you

>>109327 Put cat ears on her and I'm in.

Is it Bird Koturday?

>>109314 Try being a bug enjoyer. It's all vtubers all the way down.

>>109331 That fucking green moth vtumour takes up half the results.

Oomukade? In my kitchen? It's more likely than you think!

>>109332 You mean Juniper Actias? She indirectly got us this mothimation, though.

Bad news, Anon. While working in the lab late one night, Dr. Lich beheld an eerie sight: her zombie assistant standing over a broken vial of experimental virus that had been modified with shirohebi DNA. Since she used an inert strain of the common cold as a base for the virus, it quickly went airborne and has infected the populace of MGC. Infected monsters exhibit extreme obsessional, emotional attachments to the first man they see. The worse news: you were on your way home from work when the sirens went off and the order for single men to quarantine was broadcast. https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ The good news: Dr. Lich is working on a cure for the virus and can cure the city in 48 hours (or lose her grant money). If you can dodge your rabid paramour for two days, you'll both be able to have a laugh about the whole thing and maybe have a nice chat over dinner getting to know each other. The yan-virus monsters will begin working together to find their "missing husbands" creating an index of the names, addresses, and last-seen whereabouts of men. A Yandex, if you will. Your attempted spouse will learn of your personal information two hours after you get home, and will be updated via Yandex if you're seen by another infected monster. What's it going to be, Anon? Are you going to barricade yourself in your house and prepare for a siege? Flee into the woods? Or are you just going to roll out the doormat and crack open a bottle of wine for her when she shows up at your front door?

wifeslime

>>109335 >rolled a Yeti Ain't no barricade going to work on this one, doc.

>>109335 >Ushi-Oni Im turbo fucked, no question. I just need to figure out if cooking dinner for her, and playing slow music will make go easier or harder on my pelvis

>>109335 >hatter I am very sure so long as I avoid drinking anything for the next 2 days I should be in the clear. Hatters only show up at tea time, so the best move is it for never to be tea time.

>>109335 >Baphomet >Tell her Onii-chan is sick >Get doted on for 48 hours by cute goat Ez

>>109339 >breaks through the front wall of your house >devours the dinner you cooked for her in a couple of bites >webs you and drags you into the mountains to "keep you safe from other women" >spec ops team has to be called in to find her and hit her with a dart containing the serum >newspaper runs a story about the incident featuring her proudly holding up a thoroughly de-semened Anon

>>109342 She's holding him by one arm like a teddy bear

>>109335 >Basilisk Oh god, I already had reoccurring fantasies about forced eye contact, but I don't think I could handle THAT.

>>109335 >cait sith Well shit. Maybe I can live on a boat for a few days? I don't think they can swim.

>>109335 >automaton this is just terminator

>>109348 The old >Cum in me if you want to live joke just got a whole new meaning

>>109327 Undead that lay in bed like corpses are cute

>>109328 That one already has bunny ears though

I wonder if zombies, or undead in general, ever get tired of getting kidnapped by strangers and forcibly veing taken home to become comfort women by desperate or lonely men, maybe they just want to rest in peace

>>109353 >ever get tired I mean, it's not like they experience it many times

>>109353 Nah, they love feeling needed and desired

>>109353 Undead, specially Zombies, are always high in supply and low on demand so every tiny scrap of attention and appreciation is highly craved by them So go ahead and fill them up like cream buns with your seed as much as you want, they will love it

All you dorks are dogbait.

>>109353 If they wanted to rest in peace, why did they leave their graves?

>>109358 feisty vicious pomeranian kobold and the sleepy cuddlebug saint bernard hellhound

>>109353 Doesn't matter I'm still taking them home

>>109353 Miss lich can cast ninth-level magic without any preparation. You wouldn't be able to take her home and molest her if she didn't want you to.

>>109362 >dig up a coffin >open it >instead of a half-rotten zombie DIY wife, you see a pristine Lich inside staring at you >she notices your confusion <"I'm lonely."

>keep lich's phylactery in your pocket >she starts fidgeting every time you touch the little gem in the middle

A Greenworm just spotted your unguarded cabbage patch. Her themesong The Only Thing They Fear is You has initiated.

>>109370 >pov of greenworm performing glory kills on anons vegetable produce >ripping cabbages in two

>>109370 No her theme song is the theme to Green Acres.

>>109370 >The only thing they Mweer is you

>>109362 What if getting captured was part of her plan?

>>109365 That reminds me of an earlier greentext where a lich used a Voldemort diary as her phylactery. Kuu and boring normally but when you write something into it she gushes and fills up entire pages with chatter

>>109363 >Have lich wife >She doesn't sleep >But she insists on watching you sleep >When you wake up, she's clinging to you, bodies entertwined >And the teeny-tiny smile on her face lets you know she's ecstatic

>>109370 SHE'S HOLDING IT WRONG.

imagine having your own phylacetry and then your wife plays with it all day. idk maybe she turns it into a tongue piercing and licks you all day.

>>109381 Greenworms are not good at music. Only eating.

>>109382 >Lich turns your phylacetry into a buttplug she wears whenever you are away

>>109384 >His black kot assistant (and other wife) discovers what you and lich are doing >Steals your phylacetry from lich while she's asleep >She licks your phylacetry. Plays with it in her paws. Smushes it between her tits. Sits on it. Rubs it on the outside of her crotch. >Entirely different mana signature on your phylacetry >Woken up in the night by totally new sensations >Your built up tolerance for lich teasing goes out the window as you cum your brains out remote >Even worse when lich finds her mid masturbation and starts to lewdly wrestle her for it, and it getting smushed between both their bodies

>>109385 I don't believe that kots can be assistants. Please post kots being helpful as proof.

>>109386 Black cats just like guys who dabble in magic and sorcery, especially dark magic. I never said she was helpful. She causes much mischief and mayhem. Slipping potions into his food. Bullying him and lich wife sometimes. Demanding ear scritches. i am imageless unfortunately.

>>109386 Didnt LN draw a marshmallow cat in the middle of witchcraft once?

Spanish catgirls be like: <"Ña"

black cats are cute. and then they steal anon's spellbook and learn a spell that turns his phylacetry into a ball of yarn.

>>109335 > Rolled a wight Well, wights are classy mamono who wouldn't be caught dead (heh heh) anywhere uncouth, so I just need to find the closest 24-hour McDonald's and hang out there until the coast is clear.

>>109391 >Enter the gyaru wight

>>109335 >Raiju Jesus fucking christ. Raijus are extremely dangerous, but they are a blunt instrument. They are so obsessed with gooning and masturbating that they don't think things through. Maybe she will be too distracted by my personal information and spend all night touching herself to it. Or maybe, she will dedicate herself to finding my face so she can grind on it. Maybe she will direct those gigawatts into tracking me down and zapping me. I don't think I can stop her if it's the latter. She's too zippy. Too zappy. No arc suit is gonna protect me from her.

>>109392 Welp, I'm fucked.

>>109391 what you gonna do when she orders a larger burger than you

>>109395 >Wight orders the largest burger they have >Gets American Anon

>>109396 american anon is gonna get an older wight with a large butt. >Which dipping condiment would your establishment recommend? <uh... >never mind. buffalo sauce for me and honey mustard for anon.

>>109397 "Older" and "with a large butt" seem kinda redundant when it comes to wights, but I'm certainly more interested now. Also, I'm fairly certain she would want sweet and sour sauce.

>>109398 I reckon she will get her personal chef to recreate your/her favourite menu items, but even better. Either full on fancy dining version or simply an improved version like how fastfood used to be decades ago.

>>109398 >Gyaru wight wants the Szeuchuan sauce Oh, no. She's retarded.

>>109399 or she does it herself, and introduces you to some exotic delicacies at the same time. >wight cooking in mom jeans

>>109399 Miss Older Wight With A Large(r) Butt is the sort of charming eccentric who would obsess over how fast food tasted back in the day and would have her personal chefs recreate that shit perfectly, right down to using the styrofoam containers.

Damn fat assed older monsters. I can deal with hags that have large tits, but not this.

>>109403 Fat assed younger monsters are what's really overpowered

>>109403 You can guess the age of a monster by the size of her butt, not even Baphos or Sabbath girls can escape that

>>109406 There are more accurate measures, but it's not a bad starting point. it's not good to stare for too long. they'll catch on, and then you have to explain to miss succ or miss deem why you were oggling her dumptruck of an ass.

>>109403 i don't think i'm doing any hag handling but am at risk of being hag handled

>>109408 non sense. the hags are very friendly. just sit with them. do it. go on.

>>109406 we'll need a larger data set to be sure

Tall, older, modest tits, wide hips/large ass/plump thighs is best body type. Athletic optional. In my humble opinion. >>109410 you can only upskirt a maid/elf so many times before she just sits on you.

>>109411 6+ legs needed. Also beeeg boobs.

>>109411 it's good to establish whether you're dealing with modest tits or rude tits

>>109413 >Miss Pyrow uses lipstick to put crass pick up lines and vulgarity on her bewbs Kinda hot, ngl

>>109414 That is hot. I want to make out with her tits, and I want to her to be mean, crass, rude, vulgar and kind of a smug bitch to me while I do it. Sucking on the whole titty.

>>109415 the rudeness of the titty has no bearing on the character of the woman you can identify a rude titty if it is loud difficult to contain demands attention unable to be reasoned with

>>109406 >You can guess the age of a monster by the size of her butt That's a myth, you can't actually deduce anything from that.

>>109417 mam your tits are being unreasonable

>>109419 precisely

>Do argue with tits, they speak with their chest >Don't argue with asses, it's all ifs and butts. Wise words from wonderland, the home of the derriere.

>>109417 Do not let this man speak to shogs. The WORLD is at stake.

>>109406 >"I'm level 70, I can take her." -Anon, shortly before getting level drained all the way back to 1

>>109423 i hope monsters keep track of my prestige rank so they can see how many times this happened

>>109421 I would've paid attention to trumparts a long time ago if I'd known they had that amount of ass, god damn.

>>109422 a modest amount of shog should be fine

>>109426 >World is quickly overrun with RUDE AS FUCK shog tits

>>109427 they're just a little imposing is all

>>109426 the only dangerous amount of shog is none

>>109429 sensible doses of shog at regular intervals

>>109430 I hate it when the plates drip

>>109431 >well anon, are you going to finish your plate? >anon sighs and begins eating the plate too it's polite, i suppose

>>109432 I mean, you eat the crunchy cone your ice cream comes in, right? So when you think about it, eating the plate only makes sense (to Shog)

>>109433 plus a lot of those human idioms aren't all that intuitive. she tries her best

>>109428 >Shog tits got lips >Lips that talk >RUDELY >All they do is holla at cute Anons

>>109435 i love my one woman barbershop quartet

>>109406 It's much effective when you guess by tact

is it a crime to lick a hag's ass? is it a crime to huff her crack? to do a line of aphro-drugs off her cheeks?

>>109439 another one lost to the dangers of Old Women

>>109441 An old fox, at that. All the warning signs were there but he just ignored them. I can't blame him, I'd also walk right into that trap with a smile and an erection.

>>109441 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orHNj_d2tlo Old women are the future.

>>109335 >Kitsune-tsuki I can't believe my luck.

>>109444 Bro, you'd be fucking a literally possessed h*man woman, not a qt fox.

>>109445 might be cool

>>109335 >Banshee >Jiangshi >Lilim uh... I was planning to use my personal aircraft to flee the city before shit would happen. Guess I'm not gonna make it. >escaping the banshee only to run into an ushi-oni Damn, I'm totally fucked.

>>109445 Anon, she's a fox. Don't call her such slurs.

>>109447 STAY BACK, ANON! Leave Miss Ushi to me!

how long ago did the wiki die

>>109450 works for me

>>109450 which one? the newest iteration is fine

>>109449 >re-rolling ushi-oni slot >let's assume I have outrun the ushi and she changed her target to be you >but now I'm stuck with an alp Damn, the first slot must be cursed or something.

>>109451 >>109452 the one linked to the slot machine it doesnt work anymore

>>109448 >YWNBAF

>>109453 yay!

>wonder what's in the sky >squint >it's a horde of spiderlings ballooning into your city en masse like paratroopers i don't remember this on the weather report

>>109458 Returning to Mother Base

>>109453 Since I've got a lilim as one of potential suitors, can I just ask her to shovel that alp off to one of the alpfags in the thread WITHOUT me having to reroll this damned slot? I'm kind of afraid of what will it give me next.

>>109454 That's the previous one, which died either Dec 2024 or Jan 2025. The slot site is pretty out of date cause the last girl is Dragonewt. >>109457 >>109458 There are spiders in real life that make sort of paraglides out of their web, so it's pretty plausible.

An idea I had that I want to share to keep the hag talk flowing: > On the outskirts of Hagville is a massive manor informally nicknamed, well, Hag Manor > Original owner moved out long ago, purchased by local hag nobility for odd little ritual they like to run > Single men are lured there every now and then with dubious promises of inheritances, social gatherings, etc. > Single men locked inside, are hunted down by noble hags, promised ludicrous amounts of cash if they actually escape > Mostly undead noble hags (vampires, wights, liches, pharaohs, etc.) with a few foxes and other upper-crust hags thrown in > Each and every man caught is fucked silly by the hag that catches him > No single men have ever successfully escaped

Fucking a 47 year old succ

>>109463 scandalous

>>109462 maybe i can show up for the food and leave before they bar the doors/windows

>>109463 How can you tell? The 47 year old looks 16

>>109462 Get the vampires out of there and you've got me in this. I don't give a crap about money, I just want a wight girl. Liches might be okay, too.

>>109465 You'd think that, but the food and drink would almost certainly would be drugged; not to put you to sleep or anything serious, just something to keep you nice and docile before the festivities really started.

>>109466 She specifically is going for milfsucc.

>>109469 well that's not very sporting

>>109466 >two teenaged looking succs hitting on you >ask for their ages >1st one says she's 40 >2nd one says she's 12

>>109471 Well, these are (1) hags and (2) nobles; they very much want to win and they very much are going to stack the deck as much as they can without being overtly unfair.

>>109467 Just flirt a couple of times with the hag wight in the low-cut dress a couple times and you'll ensure that she'll be calling dibs on you.

>>109474 anon too busy hitting on the maids

>>109474 Can I just take her before the hunt? Maybe a pharaoh too.

>>109475 >literally me flirting with the kikis

>>109477 Shit, that's the most amazing hag maid I've ever heard of! Does she come with a latex tight suit and high heel shoes?

>>109476 Well, they want to actually do the hunting part of the whole thing, so you can't skip it, but if you pretend to sprain an ankle early on you can get to the good stuff right away.

>>109479 I hope so

>>109480 Can I spawn right next to the wight with the biggest tits?

>>109478 many such cases

>>109480 it sounds more like hide-and-go-seek

>Hag apophis and hag demon in a bidding war over who gets to buy you for the evening >Already very drunk >They agree to pool their resources >Now your stuck between them both as they pinch your cheek, grope your leg, get invasive in your personal space >Fingers creeping up towards your crotch >Snake tongue licking your ears, fangs ready to just be done with it and bite you >Tempered by a demon that would rather slowly toy with you, and keeps her at bay under the guise of protecting you, yet you can feel her feel you up

>>109485 I just get both of them.

>>109482 There's no spawning since it's not a video game, but if you just go in the direction of the loudest noblewoman's laugh you'll find her no problem.

>>109487 >anon doesn't know about the short-range teleportation spells

>>109478 >>109483 Are all the rich snobby nobles going to be mad that I spent the whole night molesting one of their maids? Is she gonna lose her job?

>>109487 i'm concerned about an Ohoho feedback loop where they keep trying to out Ohoho the other nobles with catastrophic results

>>109489 the smart nobles just wear maid clothes at the next event

>>109491 deonora would try it

>>109490 >they fill the mansion with their laughter >the interference makes orientation by sound useless >you just navigate through them, trying to stay out of the view of those you rather don't like, until you find the one you like and cram your dick in her mouth

>>109492 and she would look beautiful in it

>>109335 >Girtablilu It's gg isn't it ? Can scorpions climb trees ?

>>109495 Yes, they can climb anything. They're arachnids.

>>109335 >Alp Wow. It shouldn't be much different from avoiding a regular succ, but I'm gonna be memed hard if she succeeds.

>>109497 I just assumed I've blasted that alp away with my shotgun and made out with the other two ladies.

>>109497 >Open the door bro >I've got nachos, Mountain Dew and Halo, bro >Come on now...

>>109489 I live only to molest kikis. All kikis within range get it.

>>109492 >hag foxes turn into rape machines >hag dragons turn into harmless goofballs what explains this phenomenon?

>>109501 could be an early sign of zombification in dragons

>>109462 >Anon hunts the maids instead >Hag started to hide/become maids The meta in hag manor is crazy

>>109504 maids are a lot more approachable. it just be like that

>>109501 Dragon must the best and most awesome, even at being a maid

>>109504 Being hunted down by a hag wight in a maid uniform sounds absolutely wonderful.

>>109507 it's really intimidating getting sprinted at by someone in heels

>>109507 I would prefer to court my own hired maid but the hag manor is not maid for that

>>109508 Oh, it'd be absolutely terrifying to see in person; Miss Hag Wight has centuries of experience running in heels and doesn't need to breathe, she can BOOK.

>>109441 Worth every second

>>109510 getting hipchecked by a hoopskirt has to have a +damage modifier

>>109500 no kiki clit is safe...

>>109479 Imagine the hags hunting you down wearing latex and how sweaty the become after they catch you

>>109514 Imagine the steam coming off them once the clothes come off

>>109511 Does Yukari really counts as a MG? She's a delicious hag but too human looking

>>109514 The latex stays on, specially the thong and the collar, the gloves and the thigh highs are optional

>>109517 The thong comes off, non-negotiable. Otherwise it's too hard for her to stick it in.

>>109489 >Is she gonna lose her job? If she does, well I'd be happy to offer a new job at my place

>>109516 she can be monstrous but most of her stuff isn't too inspired

>>109514 That's the best haunted mansion experience so far.

>>109516 She's an eldritch abomination and if she wears latex then it counts as a monster even more

>>109523 tfw no gaunt wife

>>109523 eldritch are for sundresses

>>109514 Add lolibabas and I'm in

>old hags need to chase, hunt or trap men Prime aged brats can just use seduction and it's super effective What man can resist getting beckoned to play with girls like fat assed loli Demons and Hellhounds in thongs? Whether you'd like to get bossed around by little girls or put them in their place, you would want to jump right in.

>hag wights and hag foxes like to draw out the hunt, but you're not being pursued by either of them >your hunter is a hag wurm, and hag wurms are all business all the time

>>109528 I hope she likes Anons who run TOWARD the hunter for MAXIMUM SEXO.

What are anons reading these days? Is there anything worth checking out or investing time in?

>>109525 Eldritch leather is the best

Dead

>>109532 Cuddling with an undead girl is more important than posting.

>>109391 Jokes on you, she amassed her fortune by opening dozens of fast food franchises across the city

Smug. Aaaaaah.

>>109534 That sounds like an over-saturated market.

>>109536 Not really. People who want a burger don't go to the pizza place, people who want a pizza don't go to the noodle place, people who want noodles don't go to the sushi place, people who want sushi don't go to the fish and chip place, and no one actually knows anyone who goes to the jellied eel place but the accounts show that they do.

>>109537 Eels are jelly of other girls who get attention.

>>109538 Same as Elves

>>109533 >cuddling Does she become as still as the grave? Do zombies just become completely still as soon as they wrap their arms around you?

>>109335 >Lilim >mershark >devil bug >ren xiongmao ALRIGHT!

>>109538 But I think miss eel is very cute.

>>109539 Yes but consider ELF SEX

>>109541 I bet Anon picks devil bug and gets like 30 wives

>>109544 Weren't devil bugs the massive incest orgy species

>>109543 Always, I love hag sex

pissing again, are we?

>>109545 What? No. YES

>coming back home to your shirohebi wife >some dumbass dark elf bumps into you >eventually she backs off under your irrefutable argument which is your loaded magnum >finally you're in >your wife rushes to meet you >sniffs trace elements of the dark elf mana/pheromones >you're under a hour long interrogation, baby

>>109547 >Cheshire wife makes sure that Anon is guarded during EVERY trip to the bathroom We don't deserve mamono.

hebi should reward good behaviour instead of always punishing suspected bad behaviour

>>109551 No I am a bad anon and need to be punished with COILING and SNEK SEX.

>>109550 what next, she's going to offer to hold it?

>>109535 Consider these four except lolis

>>109553 Yeah, she'll hold it and then pee after you do; but you gotta guard her too! It's only fair!

>>109543 >>109546 You and your elf wife constantly get made fun of by monsters for not being a real monstergirl.

>>109547 pissing off the smug angels of Chief G-d for being such stupid dumb asses

>>109556 What about offering me a real monster girl instead of laughing for not having a real one?

>>109558 I don't think elves are prone to sharing.

>>109559 In a lot of instances when they just might.

>>109559 >I don't think elves are prone to sharing. That's true! I ended up in the hospital once when I tried to sneak a fry.

>>109561 Don't let a monstergirl know this, your elf gf might end up in a hospital herself.

>>109562 I am a rational adult male, and thus do not find the idea of my wife fucking bodyslamming a monster girl to be romantic or hot at all.

>>109538 I want to feel the eel.

>>109564 >he thinks an elf is gonna be bodying any monster ohohohoho

>>109565 I want a huggy eel

>>109556 They’re not real monster girls because Elves, like vampire, have been diluted into exotic human women by media over saturation. They’re the vanilla sponge cake of monster girls. The grocery store brand diet cola of monster girls. There is nothing they offer that other monster girls don’t.

>>109568 But also elf sexy.

>>109567 Ear wiggling wife.

>>109568 >There is nothing they offer that other monster girls don’t. The only thing I really need from a monster girl is big L O V E.

>>109568 Vampires are still monsters, just because they're walking atrocities (at least the MGE ones) doesn't mean they're less mamono. Elvves, yeah, far as MGE lore goes they aren't monsters, but in pretty much every other MG franchise they are.

>>109572 Vampires are like 99.9% just weird neets cosplaying as badasses.

>>109573 Please, they're not NEETs They're Romaboos

>>109574 >Romaboos Roombas?

>>109568 To give elves credit, due to their popularity, there are many different rendition of elves to choose from. KC decided to just do basic ass wood elves and the japanese rendition of dark elves so we don't have any interesting elves in MGE.

>>109575 Nah, those are the automatons I'm talking about those mad few that hew to old Romania

>>109577 It's cute when girls bathe in human blood.

>>109315 >anon buys lace-up shoes, laced trousers, laced tunic, and wraps himself in anime belts >becomes walking stim treat for gryphon with a sweet gooey center

Remember to fool the system and get endless couple's discounts with your auntster, just perform some acts to keep the system fooled

>>109580 enroll in her School for Sexy Boys I Love (very competitive) class of ???? and get a student discount too

>>109584 yay more kuu beetle. Would give her ripe red apples

>>109584 >own a food truck >soldier beetle stops by every day for a veggie wrap >always ends up getting too excited and tipping the truck when she leans on it to watch you fill up the tortilla

>>109586 if i am to be bugged i hope it's a khepri cheerleader squad

>>109584 Boog.

>>109565 >corrupt elf into a monster >now she's a monster but with better manners and longer, sexier ears uh oh

At this rated, work will force me in the arms of a lich

>>109591 you wouldn't turn her around before bed, that's cruel don't throw a sheet on her, what is she, a parrot?

>>109591 Yeah, she does all kinds of other things...

>>109587 I'd like a mantis cheering me in with her eyes or a papillon cheering me on loudly, not just with her voice but also with the bouncing of her assets. Just audible jiggling.

>>109591 I know im wrong but i cant unthink wooen onahole

>>109584 Ahh, beatle. Life is good.

>>109595 Look at those eyes. Why unthink it?

>>109597 would you stick you dick in wood?

>>109598 Dryad tilts her head quizzically at your question

>>109598 >he woodn't berry

>>109599 anon out here looking at oak and acting unwise

>dryad types >great oak milfs >mangrove beachbabes with legs for days >GIANT SEQUOIAS OLDER THAN CIVILIZATION

>>109602 Methuselah Dryad, the hag to end all hags, no one is as old and single as her

Splinters

>>109605 barbed cock making

>>109605 Sister Splinter from Silksong but an aggressive Dryad

>>109606 yeah I think I'd rather take a potion for that

>>109579 >aggresively pawed, clawed and fidgeted with by beeg griffon >will you make it home before she undoes all your strings? Hot

>>109598 So your teling me you will stick you dick in >living liquid >living lovcraftian liquid >bird >dog-bird >spider >chaos spider >dogs >sentient lava >mushroom >cow >horse (with no human vag to save you) >snake >lizard >the elements themselves >literal dark matter >corpses >candle wax >fertiliesd egg yolk but wood is too far apparently

>>109580 Enjoying the girlfriend experience with auntie before having a real girlfriend is the best

>>109610 anon forgot the paperwork

>>109612 That's cloth.

Justice for mushrooms. Mushroom representation now. #notplants

>>109614 Mushrooms are actually closer related to animals than to plants.

>>109615 And yet they are mislabeled by the layman. This would not happen if there were more myconids in movies.

>>109611 More like girlfriend, wife and mother of your children experience before having a real girlfriend

>>109614 More dark places. More benches in damp and humid areas. More headpats. More mushroom affirmations.

>>109618 I know and it's great

>>109625 >in too deep Deep in what? The coffee chain corporate ladder?

>>109576 KC is too much of a coward to do pent up Amazonian Elves who haven’t had dick for 10,000 years of isolation.

>>109627 Do them yourself you coward.

>>109627 >>109628 This. Write your not!Night Elves ambushing a group of loggers who came in too deep in their pursuit of lumber!

The only real way to enjoy coffee is a cold brew lapped off the scorching bronze belly of a sweaty athletic ocelomeh.

>>109630 Sounds a bit wasteful.

>>109631 Decadence is wasteful. And you can get a waistful. If you are so bothered then I’d suggest laying her on a bed of sponge cakes, and then eating the smushed ocelomeh infused cakes where the coffee spills onto them.

>>109625 I'm mean, I need that stuff to keep working it checks out as a drug

>>109626 More like in the coffee chain corporate leader.

>>109635 Maternity leave.

No don’t send me to work on the ocelomeh plantations. They are in constant need of pets, scritches, and dabbing off their sweaty bodies with cold rags.

>>109637 Just do what I did--soak the cold rags in aphrodisiacs and then wait for the inevitable rapes. Rape is like a free break! And you will get many, many, many free breaks. Also they fire you for impregnating the other employees.

>>109638 One of them will see you do it. Then she will smug at you and ask why you put rape drugs in the bucket. Then you will have to admit to her, and then she will go and tell her friends so they can also smug at you.

>>109638 You expect to do that and not hug and sex one of them? Madness

>>109639 Anon, nothing is hotter than a woman who is smugging at me. >>109640 Anon, I said rape twice. I like rape. And literally talking about impregnating cats. I think it is clear that I will sexo the gato.

>>109641 I was just making sure you knew what you were in for. They are extremely smug. Some are beeg though, so you won’t see the entirety of their smug face from be hi nd their boobs at your vantage. I’d expect to get teamed up on by several and relentlessly raped, bullied, licked, clawed, face shoved into sweaty bits and teased when a single one could already do that.

>>109642 I love kots and I love smug women.

>>109576 Banshees are undead elves, though they do well without that association. >>109584 Would send her 5kg of apples through mail.

>>109640 >>109641 My bad I meant: you expect me to do that*

Anon must defend himself against 3 of the following armed with only a laser pointer, yarn or feather on stick >Martial artist champion jinko (in heat) >Tezcatlipoca blessed warrior priest ocelomeh (berserked) >DL army veteran manticore (given dossier of your info) >Grand Vizier Sphinx (given prep time) >Queen’s knight Cheshire (half tiger) >Master shinobi nekomata (with realm silver kotana) >Fitness blogger and MMA star griffon (post portals understands tech) >The caped crusader werecat (not Batman but close enough) He must survive in the TV gameshow compound for 4 hours. He may pick two of them, but the third is chosen at random. The grand prize is getting to pet all at once, or alternatively attempting the same game with all at once for a lifetime of free kot cola.

>>109647 How big is this compound? I really don't see how Anon has a snowball's chance in hell with any combination of these mamono, but if the compound is big enough I could at least see him not embarrass himself by being captured immediately.

>>109647 >>DL army veteran manticore (given dossier of your info) the ball of yarn, if she read the dossier and still goes after me, it means that she's into it and will shibari herself

>>109648 They are working out teething issues with the format in test screenings and welcome your suggestions to even the playing field slightly. The compound is large and split into areas that thematically match each of the kots (a small desert, an indoor jungle, a warehouse, a dojo). We could place restrictions on the kots. I.e no use of legs or arms in capturing. We could give anon more gear. We could hide a raging mushroom somewhere in the compound. It’s meant to be balanced in favour of the kots. But not impossible for him to win. >>109649 I hope her two other teammates can free her without also managing to shibari themselves.

>>109647 Chesh + Manticore + Random And then I lose on purpose immediately so I can pet a cat. >I kept explaining that I am a bad fit for this game show because I will do that, but apparently SOME mamono think it’s romantic.

>>109650 >I hope her two other teammates can free her without also managing to shibari themselves. If she studed the dossier, you could excpet a chesh, a nekomata and the manticore all shibaried by the manticore. It would be a sex episode

>>109647 Make him wear mouse ears and put catnip in the mouse ears.

horse

>>109654 Oh right, it's still her year, huh

>Lim going through her edgy phase of fascination with nazi uniforms >somehow managed to never read about what else they did aside from being fashionable

>>109647 Jinko griffon ocelomeh is probably doable if anon can hide from them. Any of the others are too smart and will simply think harder than anon’s small weak cute human brain.

>>109647 >survive in the TV gameshow with a bunch of mamono Easy peasy. I'll grab the jinko and ocelot, and have the random pick whoever's the third (I suppose it's a chesh, I've already picked the ocelot so the second kot counts) >toy with the ocelot using the pointer >tickle the tiger with the feather >have ocelot attack chesh, use suggestion to have the berserk ocelo restrain her so I can fuck her >now that I have the chesh conquered, have her tickle the tiger girl while I play with her pussy >she cums, another win >then the two attack the berserk ocelot, pin her down and I'll fuck her. >I Win!

>>109657 it do be hotter when a monster could overpower me physically but outsmarts me anyway

>>109658 Anon I hate to tell you what the refactory period of a jinko in heat is. she’s down but not for the count.

I didn’t sign up for a game show. I just signed up to be part of the audience. I’ve been pressganged. This is unfair I’m not kotbait.

>>109647 After rereading it, I'm happy with all combination, love kots

>>109661 he sounds like he fucks cats

>>109660 Then I just keep playing with her until she decides she's good.

>>109664 that's going to be a lot of commercial breaks

Port the format to sneks and dogs.

>>109665 What, mamono don't wanna see me lick that jinko's pussy and make her cum several times over?

>>109667 no it's just like 48 hours of footage

>>109668 >man survives 48 hours under jinko surviving off nothing but jinko pussy and jinko milk

>>109666 do bugs although they probably already had an ongoing series about "fixing" arachnophobes

Can't you just fuck the 3 kots at the same time? I thought that was how you win

>>109668 >48 hours of footage She gonna use her feet on me? Guess I don't mind unless it means she's gonna trample me or some shit

>>109670 >Mantis assassin from !persia >Tanned Wasp girl ex-special forces >Coliseum undefeated champion soldier boog (appol lusted) >Spymaster Arachne (also knitting contest grand champion) >High Priest Khepri What cool backstory can they give pede, ushi and abaddon?

>>109674 >Oomukade black belt (both judo and karate) Imagine her kicks!

>>109670 Why is auntie so bad?

>>109635 Sitting in an office chair all day and sampling a few too many sweet drinks has had a profound effect on the CEO's backside.

>>109677 Needs comfy anon lap to sit on as company chair. Face works too.

>>109674 >Ushi is a completely untamed wild woman >She’s kept in a box that shakes wildly and gets dents throughout it >Box is literally airdropped on site, no parachute >Battering and shaking of its insides pauses only briefly upon landing >Eventually she breaks out and begins absolutely demolishing everything in between her and Anon >She pounces upon him, eyes bloodshot with rage and adrenaline >Not an iota of mercy within them Anyway I volunteer to be that Anon

>>109675 >her special move >1 million regrets machine gun KICK >*pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat*

>>109674 abaddon massage therapist

>>109678 Like at any well-run mamono company, "CEO's chair" is an official position with excellent benefits; the interview process is quite strenuous, though, with the CEO interviewing each applicant for hours at an end.

The hypothetical imperative: if you wish to pass this class, you must take the exam. Taking the exam is a means to and end. Categorical imperative: banging your teacher is not a means to and end but an end in and of itself, an sich.

>>109683 >an turns to and twice I'm sorry sensei my mind is full of fuck

>>109682 Does being a kiss ass help in the process?

>>109654 Cute horse.

>>109683 If I woke up looking like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

Slow missionary sex with a Salamander loli while trying to resist the temptation to turn her over and fuck and spank her huge fit ass, after ogling her g-string micro bikini armor -clad body for a whole day of dungeon crawling

>>109654 When you go to sleep and she shows you her dream self, tell her you find the real her hotter.

>>109689 Anon: Expert Horse Handler >Has a whole FLOCK of baby horses

>>109691 They call him the Horse Whisperer. Mostly all he whispers is "I love you," but if it works it works.

You ask gremlin to build you the future of transport and she builds a fucking automaton bicorn

I'm reaching a point where submitting to a kot is an option that would consider despite my preferences. Work is grim, big kot could fix that

>>109694 Go out into the countryside, get yourself a sheepgirl.

>>109694 >Anon has hard job >Kot wife is soft and cuddly >She can also slice through 1/4 steel plating with her claws like it’s butter >Anon now has as many breaks as he wants

>>109696 >>109695 If only, need those portals to open first.

>>109695 I prefer a big butt Troll to work the land with

>>109698 the last thing you see before oblivious troll sits down and ends your level 1 run

>>109698 Would plow her field

Sweaty stinky troll sun-lusted into assaulting me and shoving my face into her damp armpit while she gives me a footjob.

>>109695 Super soft sheep wives...

>>109703 dirty deeds done with sheep

>>109704 DIRTY DEEEEEEEDS

>>109705 6 and 4

>>109706 For me, it's 0 through 9

>>109707 what are you some sort of welshman?

Sheepshagger hours

>>109708 >>109709 >Why do scots wear kilts? >So the sheep don't hear the zipper

If I had to choose it would be the succubus sheep.

>>109702 I would gladly fill her rectum like a water balloon >>109702 with my seed

>>109710 This is an excellent reason to wear a kilt in mge. Those sheepgirls won't stand a chance.

>>109694 Just grab yourself a jinko or nekomata and love the kot as equals.

>>109705 DONE WITH SHEEP

>>109714 If I don't get snatched first, that's the ideal ending. Simple life, far away, new work with a true purpose and a family to cherish. Being in Zipangu would be the cherry on top but I don't know if I would belong.

>>109714 Best kot is Chesh b/c purple

>>109713 >becoming the spirit of the pastures, known for appearing out of the darkness and fucking unsuspecting sheepgirls into orgasmic messes before vanishing once more into the misty hills >your tale is told around campfires by sheepgirls from all around, causing much fear but mainly arousal

>>109713 I hope certain smug monsters do not see you in that dress because they will not let you live it down.

>>109719 They wouldn't have the chance, once they see me it's too late.

>>109718 >end up raping so many sheepgirls they form a group and set up a plan to ambush and capture you, turning you into the herd husband

>>109703 I want 7 or 4 in 0's size

>>109674 >retired ushi-oni war beast >smarter than she looks, knows being underestimated is an advantage >not actually a retired war beast, figured you wouldn't believe the dumb brute act if she called herself a ronin

>>109724 A ferocious mix of smarts, power and fuzz.

>>109724 Need Ushi who has ‘eepy kots sleeping on her so she must be careful and slow when moving.

>>109726 A spider, a cow, an oni and now a friend of cats. What next, she has a pet dog?

>>109727 Pet Anon, I hope!

>>109727 It's more likely than you think.

>>109728 >"Pet anon" >The large vicious ushi stops her assault and softly places her gigantic fucking huge murderclaws on his head >She repeats this motion >Anon is confused >Ushi is confused

>>109730 >anon has a buzzcut >Ushi can't stop feeling it

Oh the cow spider times

>>109731 I have long hair she'd better not cut it off by accident

>>109730 I would heart pupil SO HARD.

Cows and beef are fine, but for me it's pork

Whatever. Back to foxfucking

>>109736 Many such cases

youko or inari. note they hate each other and are rival hags.

>>109738 whats the difference

>>109739 ethnicity, temperament, cup size, fluffiness, ear height, meals she cooks, types of magic, dominance, frequency of showers

>>109738 youko a whore, inari obviously though I'd like a fox that doesn't fit in either category.

>>109741 such as?

>>109740 >ethnicity I want the nigger one, then

Preferably some non-japanese foxes. There's been too many of them and I'd like one that is French or South American. Maybe she'll be more of a tacokot though

>>109744 Why are all the good fox designs always gacha, fuck.

>>109744 >French Gaulian fox using potion to fight Romans or medieval/renaissance cunning fox trying to steal cheese

>>109745 I don't know and I don't give a fuck, I don't have a particular hatred for gachaslop. To me a cute fox is a cute fox, I'll save her pic first and find out her name later. Hell I have found out who is Wakamo only after I had like thirtry and some pics of her. And even past that I didn't care about her backstory or origins. To me she is a cute fox girl. That's it.

>>109746 >Gaulian fox Asterix and Obelix in a fox girl form? FUCK YES

>>109748 Yes but each one a different were mamono if you will

>>109747 I can appreciate that, I do the same sometimes if I like the design enough. I still get annoyed with every single fox I find being a gacha character, though.

>>109748 >anon using magic potion induced supre-strength to throw menhirs so he can play fetch with his Kobold gf

>>109602 dont foget the fairy sized Bonsai dryad

>>109752 That sounds cute.

>>109753 >>109752

I bet alraunes smell really nice. I'd be smelling them all the time.

>>109755 I want to create a 100 acre alraune orchard.

>>109755 >I bet alraunes smell really nice isnt that like, their entire thing? smelling nice and giving raging hard-ons with said smell. >I'd be smelling them all the time. if you never ask to leave then you just might.

>>109713 Kilts are also recommended for their health benefits.

>>109758 It's also very beneficial to sleep naked >t. human male

>>109758 The lower temperature is also better for sperm health. Let's ignore how much easier to molest a kilt would make you.

>>109628 >>109629 My days of writefaggotry are over all I do now is quote Shakespeare and make Pinot Noir.

>Alas, my days of adventuring are past me <Anon you didn't even make it out of the starter town you married your childhood friend and she became a succubi >Halcyon days. Grand quests. Epic journeys <The furthest you have been from here is the next town over

>>109762 Parenthood is an adventure of its own.

Some women prefer diplomatic approach, by swaying human settlements to their side and slowly converting them Others, like Druella take more drastic measures when needed Then, there's cheshy. Making fake subtitled Hitler's Downfall meltdown videos of mamono haters. Somehow, the cat is having the most success so far.

>>109764 >Some women prefer diplomatic approach let me guess, it involves a penis in their vaginas

>>109765 I mean, good fuck is always a compelling argument

>>109762 I would be surprised to learn that more than one out of twenty would-be heroes in the MGE world managed to get more than a single adventure under their belt without marrying a mamono and retiring from the business. I mean, you go down to the local potion seller in search of some healing items and it's run by a dark mage who seduces you, fucks you right behind the counter and then makes you her familiar so that she can accumulate all the magical power she needs from you one orgasm at a time. You go into the countryside in search of adventure? You run across a dairy farm run by the most ridiculously busty holstaurs you've ever seen and get invited to spend the night, and before you know it you're being drained dry by each and every last one. You go to the local crypt where undead have been wandering from? The primary occupant is a lich with massive thighs and a whole tome of sex magic she wants to try out on you.

>>109767 Hey, getting married doesn't mean the adventure has to stop there, especially if you marry this cutie.

>>109768 I'm glad she has big dreams for me, but catching 150 mamonomon sounds tiring. What say we just leave the party at 6 maximum?

>>109770 >Mew Too is just a very sad Lilim in a bad costume >She chain smokes whenever Anon is elsewhere. >Grumbles a lot about never owing a bicorn a favor

>>109767 The side quests are not safe

>>109772 it's just a part time job at the mamano inn. how bad could it be?

>>109773 >Anon we've ran out of pillows, you must act as miss succ's substitute pillow >Anon the guests want entertainment. Go get raped by one. >Anon miss mino forgot to milk herself and is arguing it is part of her room package. >Anon I am horny can you eat me out under the reception desk?

>>109772 be careful to note the difference between an escort quest and an "escort" quest

>>109774 >Anon I am horny can you eat me out under the reception desk? Finally a reasonable request! I'll eat her out under the desk if she'll blow me in my car after shift. It's a fair trade. I hope she's a cute Kiki or something, but she gets points for the unveiled question.

>>109767 For every would-be hero that doesn't make it out of the first dungeon, there's a wouldn't-be hero who gets a legendary sword thrown at him by a valkyrie who tells him he's the new chosen one.

Escargot quest.

>>109777 Listen here bucko ladies in armour flying with their wings distributing legendary swords is no basis for a system of heroics

>>109777 remember not to make any eye contact with passing valkyries

>>109776 The innkeep is a seven and a half foot tall red oni with muscles like coiled steel and a rack you could hide a small dog in, if that's an acceptable alternative.

>>109781 On second thought, I'm good. I know a guy who'd love her though...

>>109777 That's entirely true, but that doesn't keep the chosen ones from being scooped up by monsters as well; there's a reason why you can get a legendary sword for less than the price of a good meal at any weapons shop.

>>109781 Yes please. I’d eat her out in a heartbeat. Yummy red oni pussy. I’d eat her ass too if she’s up for it.

>>109772 That's true. Harpies are always stealing my sides.

>>109786 Seagull harpy would be really dangerous because they have learned human behaviours, are fearless, are simultaneously very smart and very stupid, and most of all they are fucking aggressive bastards that will claw your hand for a chip.

>Street fight in seaside town between ogre and pack of seagull harpies for oGreggs sausage roll >anon attempts to calm things down with more food >everyone shares pastries and chips >the end >there was definitely not rape

>>109736 It can't be helped

>>109789 those tits dont look right

>>109788 >there was definitely not rape Gross.

>>109781 questing is hard work

it it can be hugs tiem now plees

>>109793 a special hug with your mamano buddies

>>109794 that looks incredibly painful

>>109795 4u

>>109795 mamano mana

>>109795 don't care, got hugged

>>109792 Look at her, she really should have used sunscreen.

>>109795 She'll lick it afterward, monsters have healing licks.

>>109795 he's a big guy

>>109794 What man doesn't want to be marked by the woman he loves?

>>109802 I was really hoping for just her scent and lipstick...

>>109803 You can be smug with those, yeah, but for a really long smug, you need some wounds.

>>109803 Imagine the lipstick rings on your dick

>>109806 Black 'n' Purple, alternating

>>109806 Frankly, I'm upset by your implication that I'm not already.

>>109808 >implication >imp

>>109642 >so you won’t see the entirety of their smug face from be hind their boobs at your vantage That's too much cat. No wonder her parents raised her for plantation ownership. All the positions in the court must have been filled. Now those girls are lazy. And big.

>>109730 >>109728

>>109795 It must be but being clawed is a ok downside if you get a kot's love at the end

>>109811 >Ushi-oni practicing the delicate art of headpatting to show affection and comfort to her mate

>>109811 that's how i want to go

>>109814 Go where? Wherever it is you have to take her with you.

>>109815 these aren't my glasses