Is brown moo friendly or is she aggressive or is she both?

>>108214 Yes.

>>108215 Just don’t wear red and feed her well. If it looks like she’s aggressive or aggro then it’s too late. They are hard to calm down. At least you know quickly.

>>108211 Very alluring behaviour but it's missing something, something to drink with her...

>>108214 Cows are essentially giant dogs. You'll be fine as long as you don't startle her.

MILKERS!

>>108218 The cow goes “woof”

>>108218 >>108220 So in addition to milking, she'd enjoy belly rubs too?

>>108217 fox...

Foxfucker times

>>108223 nope. still talking about cows

My place is between the paws.

being under an ushi is probably fine, maybe

>>108226 it is until you get out of her blind spot

>>108227 >Where is Anon?

My place is plant food.

Typical hebi scenario

I’ve had it up to HERE with these “zips” (slur for zipangese). Down with zips! Down with zips!

>>108209 >bovine uprising >angry moos from cow wife >there there, Bessie. What's wrong, girl? In a bad mood? Want me to milk you? >Angry moos turn into content moos >then lustful moos >then excited moos >then happy moos Bovine uprising foiled again. Next time for sure

Attack cows in the DL army. Load them onto trebuchets. Fire them into the enemy.

>>108231 >going down on zip monsters

>>108233 Worms Armageddon vibes

>>108210 It's not addictive... 'less you're a cowfucker.

>>108231 Yes I want to suck the nips from a zip

>>108235 >The concrete bicorn

>>108232 She successfully rose up and down many times that night and now everyone is happy. Seems like a good uprising to me.

pov you are standing with your back straight after demanding the army's largest cow.

>>108241 Rufus... calm down.

>>108242 >2900 pounds jesus christ

I see a lot of people praising the cows. Are we really going to pretend like what they did back in the 90's didn't happen? Everybody talks abut cows rights, they don't talk about cow's wrongs.

>>108241 Goddamn, vaginas are fucking disgusting

>>108245 alp-like typing detected

>>108244 Fat and docile big and dumb they look so stupid they aren't much fun cows aren't fun

Alt minos. Punk minos. Glam Minos. Emo Minos. Skater Minos. Jazz Minos.

>>108248 How do I differentiate the Alt and Emo?

>>108249 Ask one within ear shot of the other.

>>108250 Goth mino thinks they're both posers and conformists

>>108228 This chesh deserves many fisho

>>108251 >>108248 It's a bloodbath for what music anon puts on the radio when it's milking time and/or he's driving them to the all you can eat meat bbq.

The introduction of public education and standardised testing into wonderland has boosted cheshire iq points by 30 points to an average iq of 31.

Dragon milk is one of the more expensive types of milk, partly because you have to defeat the dragon before you can milk her.

>>108257 What if I sneak into her lair and milk her in her sleep?

>>108258 they are prone to subconsciously grabbing and snuggling men in their sleep, making the milk spoil before the man can properly store it.

>>108257 This is also true for used dragon panties, lingerie, towels etc. I sold a pair of used boyshorts from the wyvern guard gym back to the wyverns for mad cash.

>>108256 It should be noted that this is 29 points higher than the average small cat.

>>108259 Oh nooooo

>>108262 be careful and do your research before attempting this. tsunderism is rampant among dragons and the ensuing "kyaaaaaa!" when they wake up can cause hearing damage. also- >no winghug or tailwrapping

>>108263 I require wing hugs and tailwrapping to live, though! I have a doctor’s note and everything!

One winged wurm

>>108265 The world is not ready for emo wurm.

>>108266 The chuuniest of girls

Malef Wurm

>>108253 they're getting shitty pop country if they don't stop arguing i'm the only one who fits inside the cab so i get to choose the moosic

Genki Eros Malef obsessed with (literally) setting people's hearts on fire to spread love.

>>108270 >she looks like an average malef dragon >everyone baffled the moment she opens her mouth

>>108270 >Eros Malef decides to spread the love in nearby village, decides most efficient way is to carpet-bomb village with love fire > All the women are promptly turned into dragonnewts, all the men are rendered into horny idiots promptly pounced upon by dragonnewts > Love fire also acts like regular fire on non-living things, entire village burned to the ground > Panic spreads through region as stories spread of strangely pink dragon that incinerated settlement and turned inhabitants to monsters > Eros Malef thinks that everything went great, decides to do the same other villages > Observing cupid has a stroke

>>108270 That's the kind of malef I want by my side, in my party. Sadly I can only pay her with pat pat and shy affection

Already Monday and I long for the 'core chill bar expérience. I hope she mixes the cocktail in her tail and pours it while we lock eyes. Slowly we both get drunk and when the bar gets empty we might lock paw and hand

>>108270 <"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE, HUMAN?" >"I uh... I guess?" <"THEN CLIMB ON MY BACK"

>>108276 the cocktail is like, a tail for cocks

>>108278 Yeah but once clean she makes cocktails in it too

>>108277 >"Are you going to transform, or..." <"JUST CLIMB ON!" >Anon proceeds to mount the malef like an adult riding a children's tricycle

>>108268 I'd be careful with more Wurm hybrids.

>>108280 >She's hoping that you get a firm grab on her boobs

>>108282 Her what? Or did Eros actually bless this one with breasts?

>>108283 I was imagining an cc malef

>>108281 Jabberwurm burrows three different holes... Or really just one hole with a weird elongated shape. The cutouts she leaves in walls are wild though.

>>108286 >"What happened to agent C? He never shows up in the movie. Did the writer forget his scenes?"

>>108286 Lotta lip for a hired writer.

>>108262 this is probably some kind of bed-based jiujitsu

>>108289 monsters unconventional grappling styles frequently overwhelm the unprepared

>>108264 Ryu-sama and give you lots of the latter, she got loads of tail to give.

>>108291 <oh nooo dear visitor, it appears that a flash rainstorm appeared over the temple, it's too dangerous to leave now! <well I COULD dispel it, being a rain deity and all, but I my power reserves are low right now and I would need a little top-up first~ <n-no I did not spend all my mana reserves conjuring the storm, why are you asking

>>108292 shes being awfully casual. she dosent even berate him for speaking out of turn, she must be really desperate. bet she didnt even make him run the hebi gauntlet.

>>108291 Why is that cruel ryuu preventing that man from grasping dragon tiddy?

>>108293 >she must be really desperate You too would be desperate if a horde of possessive snakes always stood between you and your potential mates >bet she didnt even make him run the hebi gauntlet. She finally ran out of the hebi shrine maidens, at this point she just wants a dick and doesn't care about the etiquette anymore.

>>108296 >You too would be desperate if a horde of possessive snakes always stood between you and your potential mates I would get rid of the snakes and sweep my own temple. Maybe hire a few Kiki. The sneks could come back once I had a mate, but only if they promised to behave (they won't).

>>108296 must have been heaps of suitors then. dont hebi send back their daugthers to keep their grubby hands off their man give them a chance to catch their own man?

>>108213 Good thread, I love cows

When you've been sitting in your castle for centuries not going anywhere or doing anything in particular, and then some 17yo magician anon fucking one-shots you with a mana bolt, you realize you should've possibly done more in your life than sitting in your castle accumulating snooty attitude.

>>108301 Ehh, the situation's a bit more complicated than that; the overwhelming majority of undead spend the first few decades and centuries of their undead lives making the most of things and making the most of their immoral existance...but after a while, just get tired of it all and just want to laze around for a while. Hell, if you spent multiple consecutive lifespans doing everything you ever wanted to do and mastered every skill you could possibly learn, you'd happily spend a decade or two or hundred just sitting on your butt.

>>108301 Leave Liches out of it. They may be shut-ins, but they do science and aren't haughty.

>>108307 Liches are meh.

>>108308 Every meh monster is meh until you meet them in person

>>108309 I want to meet a harpy in person. The joy of seeing one in the flesh would immediately stop my heart and kill me on the spot

>>108308 Liches should do H with me.

>>108311 Hiking?

>>108309 I don't wanna know what would happen if I meet a lich.

>>108314 i'd kuu at a lich so hard

>>108310 it's difficult to properly convey the bigness of a monster until you're up close all that height, wingspan, snake coil girth and length, the leg spread of a spider, the mass of a slime, titty, and so on

>>108316 >her wingspan is as long as you are tall

>>108317 what a winglet, i need at least a 2x modifier

>>108301 IDK I'd fuck the wight, though.

>>108318 She's only 4 feet tall herself though

>>108317 That's not even that impressive. Mute swan, one of the largest flying birds, has a wingspan of 200-240cm, and it's not even in top 10 of the largest wingspan. An average harpy as a whole should be considerably larger than a swan.

>>108252 She tastes like fish down there lol

>>108315 >Anon meets a lich >Coos at her >Lich blushes furiously She speaks pigeon and Anon said something LEWD

>>108242 I forget, is rufus the one that's bribed by moon pies or the one that'll fuckin kill him if he leaves the tree?

>>108327 They're oatmeal creme pies, but yeah. >yfw your Mino waifu wants three creme pies >Only one's a snack

>>108316 Meh a batcat can't be that big

>>108330 i am undecided whether i want a batcat bigger or smaller than me and would hear arguments from both sides

>>108331 I thought about it I think that she should same size or more to allow for the tail and wing to have room

>>108333 If fairies can do it then so can they

>>108334 A short stack manticore would be too many big things in one place

>>108333 but it's pretty nice having feisty short core and they're better positioned to headbump me in the chest

>>108335 Anything with a draph physique is peak.

>>108337 Brother!

>>108273 The world shall burn in the flames of passion and love.

Dead hours

>>108343 I'd post ghost girls but I only have like three pics

>>108343 We are all mourning the death of summer

>>108345 It's still 90's every day for the next 10 days for me.

>>108345 The sooner it dies the better, worse season by far

>>108348 I used to live in the North, winter was by far the worst season.

>>108343 Sleeping on dead thighs is like sleeping on the cool side of the pillow, no flipping required.

>>108349 I'm in Europe and this year is heatwave on repeat, it's already the 4th 2 weeks scorch earth 1 normal week. We need mamonos to cool down

need snake

>>108352 Based, my favorite is the snakecat variant

>>108350 Sleeping with corpses is the best

>>108354 It's all fun and games until the corpses get pregnant

>>108355 <"Anon, my feet hurt. Can you give me footrubs?" >"You don't even walk with your feet." <"Intensely angry ultimatum kuu" >"Alright, alright, i'll do it."

>>108355 >anon thinks his zombie is pregnant >it's just corpse gas buildup

>>108358 zombies first pregancy is going to be fraternal twins, zombie baby and pale rider

>>108353 i, too, favorite the snakecats, anon. we are brothers now

>american anon gets sucked into wonderland >sprains his ankle on the way down >cheshy leads him to the nearest hospital >they treat his ankle and it no longer hurts >"how much will this cost?" <"we're NHS, it's free of charge" Now THIS is true madness...

>>108363 National Hat Service

>>108363 Kotspital have the best therapy

>>108356 A pregnant kuu lich driving her assistant ragged with cravings, aches, mood swings, pregnancy brain, and horny would be absolutely hilarious to watch

>>108365 What monster can I summon if I own 5 marshmallow cats?

>>108367 Apo

>>108369 Hell yis. What a pull! And pull is what I’ll need to do to reel my grape in through the summoning circle. Sorry apo.

>>108369 >>108371 This sounds like she smelled an opportunity with her deceitful, forked tongue and slithered her way into someone else's summoning tube

>be explorer >your ship is sailing in the southern seas >blown off course >make land >the island is filled with carved totems >they look almost as if they were alive >almost... exactly.. as if they were alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ3jT0PJ7Hg

>>108372 She has cat affinity.

>>108374 Don't cats really hate snakes?

>>108375 Yeah, but she really likes cats. Egyptians and !Egyptians agree: cats are great.

>>108375 >>108376 She wears a blanket over her tail to try and calm the cats until they grow fond of her. She is excellent to loaf upon.

>>108377 >Come back home >Apophis wife threw a heated blanket on top of her coils and the cats are loafing and sleeping on top of her while she reads. >Die of cuteness

>>108378 This but apo

>>108376 Sakaki from Azumanga as an Apo.

>>108380 With her hands covered in bandages and everyone thinks it's just the style where she comes from

>>108378 I can’t believe I died of cuteness. Lich is gonna kill me.

>>108382 >You again? <I couldn't help it doc! >What was it this time, another stamp collecting accident? <No I just saw something really cute >... Silent Judgement

>>108383 Please be sympathetic. Lich-san cant understand the power of ultra-cuteness, she's dead inside

>>108385 >if you move a specific book on Dr. Lich's bookshelf, a secret passage is revealed >you descend a spiral staircase into a room no one else was ever meant to see >in this room the walls are filled with scribbled notes, strings and pins connecting picures and phrases together >you keep trying to follow along with this maze of seeminlgy disparate pieces of data, wondering what she could possibly be doing >then you feel it >a cold, dead hand on your shoulder >you turn around >you see Dr. Lich >her hood has been tossed back >on her head is band >on this band are a pair of cat ears <Anyaon, do you think I'meowm cute? What do?

>>108386 Die of cuteness, marry her once revived

Apophis who practices DARK (Dork) magic, like necromancy or the fiendish SNAKE MAGIC.

>>108389 What about SEX magic?

>>108390 Very dangerous asking out a mate

>>108390 Too lewd. Grape is an innocent little biscuit.

>>108392 Because she's a dork.

>>108392 Innocent little biscuits get eaten up by big bad anons.

>>108393 Don’t make fun of nerds. She may be your future boss.

<see, it wasn't so bad <now let's get you that RAM stick you wanted Reminder that the answer to inflated hardware prices is hagville

>>108396 So inflating hardware prices was a plan of the hag foxes to get young men to ask them for RAM in exchange for sexual favors? They could have just asked.

>>108396 it's tough being tech support in hagville so many printer issues and you're pretty sure some of them are just calling because they're lonely and like hearing your voice

>>108355 More like that's when the fun begins

>>108398 imagine huffing mofu that's permeated with cigarette smoke and old lady perfumes

>>108394 >Innocent little biscuits get eaten up by big bad anons Monsters who would go "We're going into the bedroom? What are we going to do in there?" are a bit of a guilty pleasure, but innocent little biscuits are delicious

>>108355 I will turn my home into an undead maternity ward

Apophis is my god.

>>108398 >so many printer issues Some see it as a challenge, I see this as an opportunity. The Anon's Computers & Peripherial Devices Repair shop is open for business!

>>108407 i'll be working overtime at the Making More Batcats factory

>>108409 >Some see it as a challenge, I see this as an opportunity Thr local Danuki hag is intrigued by your moxie. She has a business proposal for you

>>108411 LOL denied. (securing the help of ten foxgirl enterpreneurs)

>>108350 Being a necromancer is hard. Nobody told me summon spells had a 9 month cooldown.

need to see a gremlin this instant, i just had a trillion mamobuck idea! synthetic human hand for handholding.

Foxes have fluff. It’s an evolved feature. You see there husbands need somewhere to sleep, and the fluff provides a pillow for them. It’s soft. It’s pleasant. It’s a great pillow. This is important, because foxes are so boring humans invariably nod off near them.

>>108415 Your idea will make gremlin sad. The. She will have a better idea: robot armies to capture Anons for IRL handholding!

>>108417 but what if the robots take the anons for themselves to handhold?

>>108418 “Robot, experience heartbreak for me.”

>>108416 I can handle a boring fox, if anything she'll find me the boring one since I'll be boring her cave, hehehe

>>108416 Putting human boys to sleep is an excellent way to catch a husband. Just ask were sheep, dormice, and hakutaku.

>>108421 Hakutaku do NOT put anyone to sleep. Like, yes, they do talk a lot and can ramble about all manner of shit, but seeing as you get to see those magnificent tits bouncing about as she gives her lecture (and that's without giving you any sort of physical demonstration), you'd have to be dead inside or literally actually dead to not be at least a little captivated.

>>108422 Sorry ma'am, but even when you get a bit excited over 18th century farming practices your sloshing just becomes something like a metronome.

>>108421 Mantisnores using their tail pussy with sleeping potion dipped onto her spine. .

>>108423 Different strokes for different folks, I guess. Maybe it's just me, but if I got to both learn about 18th century farming practices and see giant tits, I'd be captivated as hell.

>>108420 >smug ancient lady >inverted nipples Wait, this is illegal

>>108428 mayor Anubis repelled that law during her term

How do I get Apophis into power

>>108430 Democratically

>>108430 first: stop having sex with her all day

>>108431 She can’t possibly bribe that many people. >>108432 Perhaps power isn’t everything then…

>>108431 No, demoncratically

>>108434 I wish demons and Apophis ruled the land. They seem pretty competent idk about you guys opinion. I’d let them write some new tax law.

>You cannot fix earth. You are but a handful of lilims. <I know. Bring them in, girls. An army of deems, anubis, hakus, pandas, vamps, automatons, ratas, cupids, dragonnewts and other bureaucrats descend upon earth. An entire army. Tens of thousands of them. They fight on paper and computer instead of with sword or gun. Ready to turn earth into a thriving vassal of the DL.

>>108435 The fact that apophises (apophi?) are able to take over kingdoms and not have them immediately collapse into anarchy suggest that they do have some level of understanding of how to run a government, or maybe they just let the anubises (anubi?) run everything, idk. Demons on the other hand...they're charismatic, so they wouldn't have problems finding followers, they have a high level understanding of how humans/monsters think, and they certainly know their way around contracts, so they certainly have that going for them...yeah, I could see them being damn good at running a government.

>>108436 >Anon turned the exciting DoR fantasy full high impact sexual violence for a boring slow bureaucratic takeover Boo.

>>108438 Bureaucracy is the real horror, imagine having to take a ticket and waiting in line for your destined wife.

>>108439 >Fill out 20 registration forms and wait 6 months to a year to get a monsterwife. Who invited Kafka here?

>>108438 Anon it's AFTER. It's a Day of the Rape, and then the Year of the Grape. >>108439 State mandated monsters are a meme. There would need to be some oversight of who/what goes through portals, how to naturalise monsters into cities not built for them, how to introduce earth humans to magic and regulate that, plus many more things. Dru does not rule alone.

>>108438 Whoever said that it had to boring? The mamono are more than smart enough to make it look like they've just come to earth to get their hands on some men and aren't interest in taking over at all, and do all the takeover shit in the background while everyone is distracted by the sexy shit.

>>108437 I've not just got fantasies, I have a VISION.

>>108281 >wurm chases a man into Wonderland >accidentally demolishes the Queen of Hearts' castle before getting hit with a "calm the fuck down" spell >now they're all smooth-talking seductresses like the Mad Hatter

>>108438 You're looking at this all wrong! The bureaucratic changes enable the high impact sexual violence. No point calling the police when a kunoichi bursts through your window, but at least that new rape-related property damage will pay to get it repaired. The bureaucratic rape is just a preamble for the actual rape.

Sorry sir there’s a permit for importing hellhounds you gotta follow the procedures and declare your interest as houndbait at which point we can release a lonely hound across the portals into your house and you can release into her. We gotta do it like this so the hound gets edged.

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed.

Sandworms gotta go somewhere. I propose we give them an entire state.

>>108447 Reading this makes me think about what a government would look like that was run like this. I'm picturing something like Sweden or Denmark or one of those other Scandinavian states with the state providing a high quality of living for its citizens, but instead of paying high taxes you get assigned to whatever monster girl takes a liking to you and have to fuck them a certain number of times a day, or whatever.

>>108437 >apophises (apophi?) are able to take over kingdoms and not have them immediately collapse into anarchy suggest that they do have some level of understanding of how to run a government laissez-faire just werks

>>108452 The citizens would be very happy because their government minds its own damn business (it's business is molesting the former Pharaoh).

I can’t pick between shogs and liches! What am I supposed to do?

>>108454 Flip a coin until it lands on its edge to justify both

>>108451 >Scandinavian states with the state providing a high quality of living for its citizens cons: you gotta blanda upp

>>108456 How does that even work bureaucratically?

>>108456 What's a blanda?

>>108457 you have a quota of fresh out of portals refugee mamono you need to take in and a Bicorn dispatched by the state oversees that you are performing your duties and not merely pretending.

>>108458 blanda upp = "mix it up" in Swedish

>>108460 Blending is also a verb in english, anon is just dumb.

>>108461 But blanda and blend are not the same word and I cannot be expected to know what some heathen word means Like, when I say "no" girls from Zipangu think I'm saying "of", meaning OF COURSE, in response to whatever they're propositioning to me

>>108462 >you must be wondering, "is this rape spider reeeeally going to rape me?" >the answer is >YES

Ushi slushie

apophis would worry about me getting sunburned and demand I stay close to her coils. she'd also enjoy how easily my skin stains with lipstick and tail marks.

>>108466 kissed to death by monstergirls

>>108467 many such cases

>>108467 luckily i have an ogre wife so i am safe.

>>108467 Imagine being kissed over and over by a Mad Hatter and going on a more and more intense drug trip as the spores on her lips permeate your body.

>>108471 >stop it <stop what? >kisssing me. <oh. I think not. It’s rather enjoyable. >wait. No. Stoppp <*mwah* *smooch* *mwah* It tastes of tea and a little of cake and it makes you go crazy. Soon he will be tripping balls and grabbing her boobs to keep a grip on reality.

>>108464 What would that taste like?

>>108467 >anon caught hiding under the bleachers watching the Eros cadets training >surrounded by cupids ready to teach him a lesson, with no help coming to his rescue

>>108467 Ms. Mucous Toad has been known to get a little too into it.

>>108476 A harem of cupids sounds crazy

>>108478 Deredere'd TO DEATH

>>108478 It is crazy. > Live in what is essentially a very comfortable military barracks with a lot of pink everywhere. > Serve as spotter for wives when out in the field, constantly training when not in the field > All your clothes are Eros-style military uniforms, lot of white and pink > Have Eros church service nearly daily, usually have group sex with wives after every service when back at home

>>108479 >Deredere Thats a Houri Harem

Dere dere is what my mobster wife says to comfy me

>>108481 Diabetus in a babydoll.

Imagine steamy hot sweaty anal sex with lolibabas

>>108484 anal is for homogays perfectly good masterfully crafted baby hole right there

>>108479 Cupids do not offer death, lol. That's banshee or vampires you're talking about.

>>108485 a real chad can impregnate with anal sex

>>108484 Specially when you are able to tickle her esophagus from below

>>108488 That is an awful statement and I hate it.

>>108489 Love is love.

>>108488 That's a whole new way to say "Up Yours".

>>108491 Post portals, you have to be very careful with some insults, "fuck you" being the most common blunder.

>>108488 I don't think that one is a lolibaba

we must introduce ocelomeh to sugar

>>108492 >Do not tell the vampires to "suck it" >Or a ghoul that she can "choke on it" >Or a hellhound, ogre, minotaur etc. to "beat it" >because, they will

>>108488 Why is it always foxes?

>>108496 because foxes are ASSHOLES haha ohahahahaaha muhahahaha.

>>108496 foxposters are a different breed

>>108496 Sometimes it's fairies.

>>108494 To destroy their empire with tooth decay and obesity?

>>108500 What? No, so they can grow sugarcane and we can participate in jolly cooperation in the form of trade.

>>108496 Somehow foxes overtook all other monsters for most bred and fastest growing population No one knows why

>>108500 This anon. Him. Send him to the sugar mines.

>>108501 We sell sugar to the tacokot. They sell us cocoa beans and ocelomeh wives. It’s a win win.

And then we can sell the ocelomeh cookies, and brownies, and delicious little slices of Victoria sponge cakes. We won’t tell them the recipe. They might learn how to bake and produce their own superior confectionery. That would be a disaster.

maybe you should marry a spider

Playing with pussy, eh? Well how about the pussy plays with YOU

>>108507 I love this position so much.

>>108508 This position is better

>>108509 >this position is better <no this position is better and I'm just out there trying them all

>>108502 They still claim to be endangered though.

>>108492 I'll just say GO FUCK YOURSELF.

>>108496 Because they can

>>108510 I never claimed facesitting footjob/tail job was better. It is simply my favourite. Because I love facesitting. Wife will try many positions to find which ones we like most.

>>108511 More like in danger of running out of potential husbands since there's too many female foxes around.

>>108515 >saying there's too many females lmao, lightweight

>>108515 Oh, that would awful. At that point they'd have to share, and as we all know, foxes HATE sharing. It's not a very evil-aligned thing to do.

>>108510 popularity of positions is mostly trend-chasing, i'd imagine

>>108496 More like a skill issue for all other monsters

>>108519 Sabbath anal training is unfair

>>108517 You'll notice at every Lilim held court it's mostly foxes complaining about them taking too long to complete the spell and let them birth baby boys.

>>108521 why don't these foxes simply adopt?

>>108502 That's buncel propaganda to distract from their own growing overpopulation

>>108522 Because fake incest is boring, real incest is where the real fun is

>>108506 Maybe I should, but first I would have to find one.

>>108522 The problem of not enough men doesn't get any better though? A village of 300 female foxes, each having one baby, turns into a village of 600 female foxes. Lilim needs to get off her FAT ASS and fix the spell already.

>>108523 You say that, yet I see way more foxes about than bunnies.

>>108506 I would LOVE to marry a spooder. Nothing could be cuter!

>>108467 kiki kisses are perfect for cheering up after a hard day

>>108529 I heard that I get kissed by 8 spiders a year in my sleep and I am so sad they won’t wake me up for it.

>>108528 >nothing could be cuter >except your mom

>>108531 Thank you for complimenting my mom.

>>108516 Never too many for me! Unless they're all vampires or something.

>>108533 Vampires are good girls. You just can’t handle the bants.

>>108524 Blood related monsters moms are the best, specially since the auntsters and grandmomster come as a package deal

>>108534 Next time a vampire bother s me I'm offloading her to YOU and we'll see if you'll still think they're good.

>>108534 >>108536 Do vampires hate ginger? Ginger her like a horse if she misbehaves.

>>108537 Or, I can just offload her to you vampire fags before she does anything to me.

>>108485 Do not deny a good hole their purpose

>>108542 This but the vagiber

>>108544 bazongas

>>108454 >>108455

>tonight on fox news >a gang of 36 foxes chased anon to the other end of town and back >kitsune leader Dorothy Superstemm denied all claims about fox hyperfertility, saying 99 fox children per one couple is a normal and perfectly healthy situation >in other news, Wakamo has finally captured her husband >rumors are that he is the anon hiding from "oriental" foxes in a bunker >the fox economy is on the rise, tanuki are panicking as they have finally faced a solid competition >Fox Auntsters United have staged a mass protest in Vulpes City, demanding that "every day will be rebranded as Friday" >according to F.A.U. they feel extremely lonely for the rest of the week as they can only have some real fun with their nephew (blood related or not) one day in the week >an anon entered the fox shrine, received blessings from 3 naked inari >foxfags are currently outnumbered by foxgirls 1000 : 1 and the disparity is only growing

>>108547 >an anon entered the fox shrine, received blessings from 3 naked inari Man... imagine...

>>108547 I'm glad Wakamo finally made it, her obsessing and cumming herself over the slightest contact in public was becoming a health hazard.

>>108276 >>108278 >>108279

All these foxes all over the place. I simply do not trust them, as the common adage goes "you can't trust a fox" Instead I put my complete faith into my completely human childhood friend, who recently has started to act a bit too smug for her own good I think. She's also started to dress like a shrine maiden and eat tofu every meal, but I'm sure that just her keeping up with trends. I'm sure its fine and has nothing to do with the argument she got with one of those vile vixens the other day where she was blasted with their harmless blue fire. Did not even burn a hair on her head they did. Perfectly fine I'm sure.

>>108551 check her body hair make sure her pubes arent more like fur

>>108551 why does a shrine need so many maidens anyway? the world may never know

>New LN art again You've been really active these days, huh? Why dont you draw your favorite mg congratulating you? Give yourself a pat on the back for us

>>108544 Super cute, would let her heal me

>>108550 This was blessed day, thanks ln

>>108544 >>108546 >>108550 Today was a good day.

>>108558 Yup, getting a lewd pic from on is rare

>>108478 It would be. Brushing the leaves and twigs out of a cupid's hair and wings is already a full time job, imagine having to do that and scrub the mud off another and launder a third's dirt encrusted clothes. And thats before you got kids running around. Pink is a high maintenance color.

>>108546 She doesn't seem too keen on getting those quarters bounced on her...

>>108562 It's a probability experiment that needs to be repeated multiple times for reliable results and accurate interpretations. Keen or not, she agreed to help Anon's doctorate thesis, so she has to show off her thick, firm ass

>>108563 She calls that showing off? Also, I think those shorts are introducing an unneeded variable into the experiment...

>>108552 >anon asks his new human gf to pull down her panties >she gets excited and gladly does so, expecting seggs >instead anon starts carefully examining her pubes <"anon, what are you doing" >"wait, I need to check if it's not fox fur down there" <"oh then here, have this for reference" >she says while putting one of her tails next to her crotch

>>108538 A vampire would take one look at you and just be like "begone from my sight, peasant".

Good morning. I hate nyaggers.

>>108569 Boo!

>>108542 Her anus is a tool of justice

>>108569 Good morning I love Arianyan

Did someone say Ariadne?

>>108573 Good thread

I need the most ruthless Cheshire you have.

>>108575 Here, have fun.

>>108576 No I plan to use her on my enemies.

>>108578 Lol, lmao even, good luck

>>108579 Thank you! I’ll do my best to unleash her on my enemies.

>>108580 You worse enemy is yourself, be ready

>>108581 Fortune cookie nonsense. But if I must defeat Cheshire before I wield her, then I shall. And if I lose I will be cheshslave.

>>108582 Cheshslave are not real, only cheshmate

You deny your hands their purpose (brushing tails).

>>108583 im pampering her all the same

I want to mate with a chesh chest

"cheshslave, you may resume ear molesting"

>>108588 If I ear molest wrong can she bite me?

>>108589 Well, she CAN. Whether or not she does is an entirely different question.

>>108584 Maybe i'd be brushing tails if there were any foxes to brush the tails of to begin with. DRUELLA!!!!!

>>108546 That's one argument for liches. >>108570 I love nyaggers.

Tall dark skinned dommy Cheshy

Undead wearing underwear? What's next? A non-dork Lilim?

>>108590 I hope she does. I need bite marks.

>>108594 If undead don’t wear underwear, then there can be no sexy ghoul boyshorts.

It's so disappointing when you go through all the effort of breaking into an undead noblewoman's castle to steal her panties and it turns out she never even wore them.

>>108597 You'll just have to kidnap her, tie her up, put the underwear on her and let it simmer.

>>108598 Why not sniff her vag directly?

>>108586 Based, all chesh owners must pamper, pet and brush their chesho

>>108599 It's like the difference between a stay meal and a to-go meal.

>>108601 But Inhave the undead lady all trussed up in my room so why settle for cloth when I have the prime pussy in front of me?

>>108602 Saving musk for a rainy day, or a long period where you're not home. It's like taking a powerbank on a trip where there's no electricity. You gotta charge it first.

>>108603 You dont carry your trussed up undead lady everywhere you go? Skill issue. >wight gleefully agrees

>>108604 :( Why mean?

>>108603 True. You gotta let the ghoulsmell develop. Then when you huff it you instant undead incubise.

athletic tomboy ghouls that are silly and teasable

Evil lizard

>>108609 Don't tell her that though. The lizard part, i mean.

>>108609 >loves her man so much, she won't let go of him no matter what >sex without any delays, she understands her strength and she understands she should use it to obtain the man she desires >her man gets infused with her mighty power after a few copulations >will proactively fate her beloved to get him into bed ASAP >"evil"

>>108611 Yeah, but she's purple.

>>108611 >>108612 Exactly, it's not what inside that counts. It's her surface level features.

Purple drank

>>108609 If she likes wargames/skirmish games, we can paint the evil factions together and play at duo tournament. Why this hyper specific thing? Because real evil is bad and I still want to spend time with the cute evil lizard.

>>108614 Do not invite predators for smoothies. She is a big mean man-eating beast. She is above humans on the food chain. She is going to eat you. nom nom nom my name is manticore and i love scared humans.

>>108612 So wocks, cheshires, grapesnakes, demons and Druella are evil then?

>>108617 yes, but druella is a cut above. she is super evil.

>she's gonna eat you But it always ends up the other way around.

>>108617 Absolutely. The purpler the eviler. Which means shogs are evilest.

>>108618 IDK then, I guess I love evil girls. I'm also ready to take all of those evil monsters in marriage so you'll only be left with the good ones.

>>108619 It usually ends up with eating each other.

>>108619 tail pussy was made for positions like this. or be extra degen and reverse it so you're eating out her musky juicy tail puss.

>>108597 >sneak into a wight's castle >trying to steal her panties >she never wears any >just as you're about to despair, she finds you, carries you over to her bedroom, and rapes your face with her snatch for trespassing >you wanted her panties, you gut her juicy pussy instead

>>108617 Demons are blue, not purple, so they're not evil

>>108625 Eh, blue is purple enough, so Demons are Evil enough.

>>108616 plus you never know what that tail is up to under the table. or maybe you do

>>108627 Core says tail has mind of its own and can’t be held accountable for impromptu spining or milking. Do we believe core?

sex with goats

>>108629 Goats aren't sex.

>>108630 they might be

>>108631 I'm not convinced.

>>108632 dem rectangles

She'd be the sexiest goat BY FAR (sorry barfs and satyros) IF she changed up her outfit once in a while. Get her some summer clothing.

>>108634 >Summer clothing >He doesn't want stinky sweaty musky goat leotard and jacket NGMI

>>108635 anon if she catches me huffing her sweaty muysky smelly clothing she's gonna throw me in the sack, along with the rest of her used clothes.

>>108636 Hopefully she doesn't forget you're there and throw you into the washing machine.

>>108637 it's a lewd and unusual punishment, not a cruel and unusual punishment. i'd accept a full body scrub from a beeg krampus in the shower.

>>108614 I will drink my manticore venom, seems like a nice candy

I wanna rub sunscreen into a tall krampus at the beach

>>108594 Higher up undead like looking beautiful, so obviously they will wear pretty underwear. >>108544 >>108546 >>108550 >>108609 Cats need petting, big springy lich butt needs to get bounced. dragon brat needs correction

sheep

>>108643 >sheep >posts a fucking boar

>>108644 Maybe she's calling us sheep, like >You are mere sheep, following your shepard. But I am a free porker, who tamed the swineherd

>>108644 She's fluffy and cute.

this boar. she fuck.

>>108647 But does she put her nose underwater and blow bubbles?

>>108620 Does this look like the face of evil?

>>108648 she's scared of water. anon must accompany her to bath.

Do monstergirls have a human boy encyclopedia? Do they also make memes about us?

>>108651 Some monsters are more comfortable splitting anons into groups so they can develop strategies that would work for each. These same monsters are dorks.

>>108651 Mailman Anon is a very popular target for canines

>>108609 does she have a haughty laugh she does when she stands from elevated places

>>108591 The sloth of the demon lord and her daughters pains us all greatly. Speaking of, sloth girl when? Imagine the clingy slow sex. >>108619I dunno, this looks more like an ouroboros situation, but sexier.

>>108656 Oh course she does; all mamono of noble demeanor (self-proclaimed or otherwise) have the haughty laugh; they oftentimes take classes just to make sure they have it right.

>>108649 That's how evil gets you. It doesn't show you its real face until you're too deep to turn back.

>>108626 Evil enough to marry.

I'm sorry shoggy, it's "old enough to bleed, old enough to breed"

Why ancient evil or alien horror when you could have a local, present menace.

>>108665 You mean like those pyrow blocking the entrance to the local convenience store? For the good of the community I'll take two. One kurogal and one shirogal, please.

Here rests anon. He never scored.

Despite her compact size, the average shoggoth can exert forces comparable to a heavy bulldozer when needed. In the old days this was used for construction, but in the modern era it's mostly used when master has been ignoring her needs for too long.

>>108668 If this is what it took to open portals, I'd do it. I'd take one for the team bros.

>>108670 Same, I don't mind even if I can't be revived. It's a net positive

>>108670 >>108672 Remember me, miss Lim.

>>108666 Do the pyrow really count as a menace, though? I mean, the most they do is just hang around, smoke a little demon week and catcall people. A nuisance, maybe, but I wouldn't call them a menace by any means.

>>108674 very menacing

>>108674 Teenagers are a menace in every society. Damn kids should stay out of sight.

>>108677 beware the teens their hormones make them extremely aggressive compared to older monsters

>>108674 >she's just hanging around... MENACINGLY

>>108674 >>108677 >>108678 Imagine experiencing the effects of your monster loli girlfriend (who already has a sex drive to almost match an adult lolicon) gradually becoming a teenager

>>108680 >will nibble your ballsack What is she, a lioness?

>>108681 is she aware her clothes dont cover anything

>>108680 She could just walk in and ask for one, they'd be happy to serve the lady who keeps the volcano in check. Wait... She just wants to nibble my ballsack, doesn't she? If I buy her a slurpee will she lick it instead? >TFW you will never have blue balls because the dye from a gal's drink transferred to your scrotum

>>108684 >pack of Pyrows ask you to buy them a case of monster energy (they can't because underage) >end up with rainbow colored cock and balls

>>108685 >end up with rainbow colored cock and balls >They call it your "pride flag" because they know you hate it >They also call it "cute" because they know you hate that too >Despite knowing what's coming, you're always eager to help them do it again

>>108683 Probably, most of those brats put a lot of thought into picking their clothes and underwear.

Fucking dogs. Just when I thought I was safe from the fox army, the hellhounds are after me.

>>108689 Get her a slurpee and a hot dog

>>108689 they just want to keep you safe from the vixen menace

Last thread's musings about Hagville got me thinking, and I've started to ponder what a Mad Hatter Hag might be like: > Even more stacked than the regular Mad Hatter, clothes are in a constant losing battle with her voluptuous form > Comes across as even more refined, more polite, more courteous > More disconcertingly, comes across as strikingly sane; doesn't constantly spout oddities and sexual innuendos, can and will dress in non-Hatter clothes/colors, etc. > Don't be fooled; she's even more batshit than the regular kind, she's just much better at hiding it

>>108693 Next you're going to tell me she drinks coffee.

>>108693 And she’s very shroomy.

Point at hatter and say “mushroom” repeatedly. This will not have consequences besides being funny.

>help Apophis achieve her dream of taking over the desert kingdom >a week later she calls you and Pharaoh into a secret meeting <"I thought things would work out after I took over but things keep happening and I'm up all night dealing with them and... and Anon you're spending so much more time with her than with me, it's not fair." >Pharaoh giggles <"Looking after a kingdom sounds like a lot of work, your highness. I'm so glad that I, a mere servant, only have to look after my husband here." <"Maybe... maybe we can put you back on the throne and I can become just a... royal advisor?" <"Why would I do that?" <"...for the good of the kingdom?" <"say it" <"what?" <"Say you can't handle the job."

>>108697 That's a graping. The winning move is to dump the work on the royal doge without admitting her Incompetence.

Carrying a lolihound around the house looking for things to fuck her on and fucking her while carrying her

>>108697 Co-empresses sounds nice. I can be their stress relief.

>>108699 This but also just carrying around because I like carrying her

its summer, prepare to see alot of lizards masking on rocks

>>108702 Oh boy, I love dragon watching.

>>108701 Yeah that too, she would put up some token resistance and complain that "you can't grab and manhandle a Hellhound like this" while laughing

>>108702 >go to sleep on a hot summer day >awake to find wurm cuddling you hope you didnt have plans

Have they ever gathered one of every monster together? They should. It’d be neat. For a photo.

It is hot out and I need a frosty lady.

>>108707 best i can do is goopy

>>108708 this but translucent ghost girl you can see yourself cumming inside of

>>108706 Go to bed, Noah.