>>107002 would sip jelly

summer uniform kiki

>>107073 THEY FLY NOW!?

>>107075 I think she's finally stopped getting thicker.

>>107077 it might have to wait until her next child

>>107073 "Apex" predator btw

Top of the foodchain btw.

>>107080 would pet cat

>>107073 She really does identify as an attack helicopter

I identify as a corewhore

i'm not addicted i'm just a venom enthusiast

Omg venomous sharks

[insert mario theme]

"Master is being improper agian~"

>>107089 >agian The only thing improper here is Ms Kiki's speech. Her Mastah is performing his masterly duties as demanded by his Mastery.

People expect to be ambushed by pyrows at a karaoke bar or at an arcade. But nobody is prepared for an ambush by a Wight at those places.

>>107092 Which popular tune from Yakuza is she singing?

I’ll keep a clean house and eat well, which will scare off the weirdo correction kikis.

>>107092 Arcades are a place to socialize and find out about the latest news and gossip, so if anything, wights would be plenty expected there, making NEET mamono seething at their Stacy presence so much they start complaining about "fake fans" and normies invading holy vidya enjoyer spaces. In reality, Ms wight was there when the arcade machines were built, and has most of the Highscores in all the machines.

>>107095 No way, Wight-sama is behind the mysterious WGT whose Donkey Kong score stood unchallenged until Billy Mitchell cheated?

>>107094 You will get the weirdo rewarding kiki

>>107089 keeping kiki on edge all day and only letting her cum after her duties are done

>>107075 Ms kiki, please contain yourself. There's no reason to dress like a bar wench just because I asked for a cold one

>>107094 Look forward to an invitation to a butler academy in your mail.

>only 4k words into my July story >July almost over I'm not going to make it this month... writefairy forgive me...

Check your batcats for parasites...

>>107100 Thighs built for lap pillows. Especially the satyros.

>>107087 >so long, gay turtle!

>>107101 Hey, don't feel bad, July has been a shit month for me too as far as writing progress goes. The motivation is there, but the energy reserves are damn near depleted. It's just too god damned hot and humid out. The majority of July was also in Mercury Retrograde, which just ended days ago, if you put any stock into that.

>>107105 >Mercury Retrograde Freddy Gatorade!?

>>107106 >Freddy Gatorade There's an alp joke in there somewhere. I might have it after another cup of coffee.

>>107106 >Batshit crazy order firebrand wants to preach to the monster masses >Mainly their husbands, but if monsters want to listen then fine >And he wants to do it... UNDER THE SEA >The CG's light may penetrate even the bottom of the ocean >Gets his diving equipment >Consults with mermaids about how the logistics of even getting there (they are followers of Poseidon so it is a tolerable alliance) >Fastforward to him on a ship, about to take the plunge >"Goddess, give me strength!" >Dives in >Forgot all his scriptures and holy books were made of paper And that's why sea bishops use stone tablets.

>>107101 >I'm not going to make it this month Writing a story per month sounds exhausting. Don't burn yourself out anon. If you don't write any more stories writefairy will be sad. Inspiration is like a fart, if your force it, only shit comes out.

>>107109 >a story per month I only meant my MGE story for July, I've already written two others... one was 37 pages and I had to mail it physically to a SFF contest. Writing is fun. Well anyway, I hope everyone else is also blessed by some of that good L(eanan)S(i)D(he)

>>107102 Ewww

>>107110 I walked straight into that bait, didn't i.

>>107112 Yes, the bait of the "work on your story or she'll be disappointed" trap

>>107113 No, i mean the bait of inquiring further just for you to sneakily brag about your other writing.

>>107110 >37 pages >Mail in contest Damn, that's impressive! I wish I had that level of focus. I can maybe get a page or two down on a good day. What's the genre/setting, if it's not MGE? In any case, good luck on the contest! >I hope everyone else is also blessed by some of that good L(eanan)S(i)D(he) Just some old Mad Hatter caps, which have admittedly given me some decent ideas I might explore with my storyline. Pareidolia is a hell of a thing.

>>107114 Don't worry about it

>>107115 >genre Fantasy >setting Original setting. >good luck Y-you too >Pareidolia With the uncanny power of mamanobama, there really CAN be faces going jiiii at you in the unlikeliest places! See that rock? It's Gnome-chan. See that puddle? Undine nee-san is watching you. That tree? Yup, a Dryad. That wall? Mostly shog (you can tell by the eyes you think are eyes actually being eyes) And that face you see when you go to sleep? That''s a Nightgaunt ready to tickle the sole of your foot if it comes out from under the covers for even a split second

>>107117 But where would one see the faces of Ignis and Sylph? There's nothing to see in empty air and there aren't any open fires in modern society

>>107118 >open fires in modern society Time for you to start making them. Or, you know, go camping.

>>107120 >Officer, you don't understand! I had to make those fires! Sexy women live in the flames! They're hot!

Miss Hatter is too dignified for drugs. Ok, there was that one time with mist opium.

>>107122 Much like the Cannabis and Poppy Alraune, Miss Hatter doesn't do drugs because she is drugs

>>107123 >You want my special tea? >Not the black tea? >Not the tea that makes you horny? >Are you sure? >Well, I suppose. >Come with me. I don't want cheshire sneaking off with any. She's high enough floating in the air. >It's my specialty. My specialty special tea. For you and me my special tea. The diamond suit hatter is known for such things.

>>107123 >Poppy Alraune Man being locked in with her and perpetually blasted out of your fucking mind at all times would be wild.

Miss Vampire is kinda prickly but the pay is really good. One year as a servant and I'll have saved up enough money to move to Zipangu and never have to work again.

>>107123 anything a mamo is taking for a good time is probably too strong for a normal human. something like Oni alcohol would knock you out in a single shot. hell, nurarihyon tobaco can knock you out cold even by secondhand smoking.

>>107126 >eating an entire bulb of garlic before giving her cunnilingus

If I have a bad trip I want hatter to look after and comfort me.

>>107129 Anon no... now you'll have nothing but bad trips

>>107130 that was already established. you'd be delusional to expect a good trip in the land of cheshires.

>>107130 >>107129 Alternatively, any trip with a hatter is never a bad trip. Even the one where she met your parents for the first time.

>>107132 I'd give it an 80% chance it goes fine. 10% chance it goes swimmingly and 10% of disaster.

Hatters are cute.

Hatters are just human women who belong in an insane asylum.

>>107135 what about the shroom parts?

>>107136 A human woman with a fungal infection.

Love it or hate it, she's speaking Fax.

>>107138 So true

>>107141 Is this normal nurse attire in MGE?

>>107144 No, that's the doctor.

>>107146 Oh I see, the nurse's are all naked.

>>107135 go away chesh

>>107069 >quiz show where every correct awnser makes the spinx hornier >at the end your score is your head start PSsssh. I don't need that at all. >You win The Sphinx's Riddles with a middling 19 seconds head start >Instead, you make eye contact and go "pspspsps" to her for 19.000001 seconds >Angry showrunners close that loophole after the episode airs

>>107080 >top of the foodchain >getting eaten out

>>107147 Obviously, it would be inconvenient to have to remove the pasties every time they have to feed the patient

>>107148 No, please do not send away BEST GIRL. She's the best girl!

How do you think monster girl harems handle making sure each member gets equal amounts of affection/time/loving from the one man at the center? I mean, considering that even mellower/gentler monster girls don't fuck around with getting fucked, you'd think there would be endless bickering/fighting over everyone wanting to get as much time with hubby as possible. I actually have this reoccurring idea in my head of a dude with a harem getting so worn out from the constant squabbling that he brings an anubis into the fold, just because she'd be able to get everything organized and set up a proper schedule for everyone.

>>107157 She's sad you even have to ask.

>>107157 Sorting this thing out is generally the role of the "head harem" girl which is typically the monster who suggested the idea first or a bicorn should one be present but there is no strict rule to who the task falls to. Sometimes it's even the husbands role to figure out how to equally spread his seed and affection.

>>107159 >"head harem" girl You mean to tell me a dullahan is the answer?

>>107157 Why not spend time with their man together?

Fox Sux

>>107155 This is clearly another matchmaking scheme... why is it always matchmaking schemes with monsters?

>>107165 monsters have a lot of free time for schemin' connivin' plottin' and so on

>>107165 >>107166 What the hell do these monsters think I am? Do they think they can just shove my face between their tits, run their fingers through my hair and cuddle me and I'll just become their husband? They might be right.

>>107157 everybody forgets about demons and their rules, theyre going to amend the contract for harems

>>107169 >Anon did not forget about Miss Deem and her rules >In fact, his contract with her took almost 19 months to finalize. >The paper it is printed on even has a watermark... >Of Patrick Bateman >Holding Paul Allen's card DORKS. BOTH OF THEM.

thinkin bout the succ

>>107171 thinkn bout holdin hands

>>107172 LEWD >>107173 Pure and innocent and would never write LEWD things about HANDHOLDING or INTERLACED FINGERS

>>107172 >>107174

>>107175 man you cant draw a girl with such a grabbable belly and thighs when talking about innocent succs

Statistically you are much more likely to have consensual sex with a mershark than you are to be raped by one.

>>107178 really makes you think

Thank god I'm in the desert and far away from any shark who wants to rape me

>>107157 Anubis secretary and plenty of Doppelganger Potions.

>>107157 They can all just have their time with their husband togetherinstead of deciding who's gonna get more.. What do you think is the point of a harem?

>>107181 when your wives want to have sex but you're on your mandated 15 minute break

Anubis propaganda, schedule are horrible

>>107173 Fun fact: this fairy is actually right handed, but learned to write with her left because she had to TOUCH HERSELF SO MUCH

>>107177 When Mars attacks, she'll be our first and last line of defense

Hebi summer is a great summer!

>>107188 They're cute when you forgot how annoying it would be to deal with a yan everyday.

>>107189 A major reason why I prefer fluffsnakes. That and the fluff.

>>107190 True but they're rarer

>>107189 It's not that bad What hebis need is to be loved back and the yan will be manageable

>>107192 Or better yet, outyan the yan.

Your sperm was promised to her 3000 years ago.

>>107195 The kot of fortune and prosperity is protecting me, begone.

>>107195 Danuki myths don't even go that far back. The first appearance of a danuki in literature goes back to the Nihon Shoki, which was finished on 720. Jap history is generally pretty young.

(Revoke the frailties of flesh. Let us in.)

>>107198 Shog, you're supposed to be the one praising the strengths of the flesh. The whole "Uuu, flesh is weak" is Automaton's and Golem's schtick.

>>107198 go away, im trying to sleep

>>107198 isn't shog the one thats meant to let people in? she is the maid after all

>>107200 You would sleep better in a bed made of shog.

>>107199 >shog >flesh

>>107203 Flesh as a stand in for the biological, as opposed to the synthetic, or the (purely) magical.

>>107198 >frailties of flesh So I should go full cybernetics to please the maid? OK.

>enter kiki's room >see her bookshelf >expect ranchy romantasys and master servant porn > it's actually all fantasy war epics and learning technique guides for cleaning.

>>107206 Nice, I bet she likes tabletop wargames too.

>>107100 I want to have sex with meaty Trolls so bad, that desire is consuming me

>>107195 Oh right! It's Friday and you know what that means

>>107206 Never ask about the old dusty accordion in the corner

>>107208 Trolls would make perfect auntsters, since they have high knowledge about flowers and great culinary skills they can monitor your health at all times just by tasting your seed, since they can see if you are lacking in protein, maybe zinc, iron or any other nutrients in your diet and they will accommodate your menu with their delicious cooking, while keeping your seed properly extracted on a daily basis to see how your health improves

The BEEES

>>107212 they are turning the friggin' bees GAY!

>>107212 NO NOT THE BEES AAAAA THEY'RE IN MY PANTS MY PANTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGUAGUAGHHHHH

>>107209 going out on the town and getting absolutely plastered in the club?

>>107209 Drinking until forced sleep

>>107127 >wonderworm was microdosing the whole time >brings out the Good Shitonly months after meeting you and feeding you her saliva >she wanted to make sure you could handle it, the saliva was just for fun

>>107193 >Ah you think yan is your ally? You merely adopted the yan. I was born in it, molded by it.

What is the Holstaur response to this?

>>107209 Fantastic Deals Friday?

>>107221 >"It's a BIRTH DEFECT, Anon! Stop pointing it out; it's incredibly rude."

>>107220 Pairs get a 50% discount at the Bowling Alley, and your Auntie really,Really has been wanting to go bowling for a long time now. If only there was a strapping young man that could take her out and pretend to be her new boyfriend so that she could enjoy her favorite pastime on a discount...

>>107223 >Cousin, let's go bowling!

>>107223 Auntie is about to get mating pressed on the greasy bowling alley floor.

>>107221 Why are you so obsessed with her legs? Do you really want everyone to see how much you lust for the Order heroine?

Why don’t they just rape the order pope?

>>107227 He's probably very powerful, well guarded, and smack in the middle of order territory, where the CG has most power.

>>107228 Sounds like a challenge. A mission impossible. Assemble a team.

>>107229 Dig a tunnel under the not!Vatican

>>107230 But that will go straight to the holy catacombs! ...bring a lich.

>>107227 Too many replacements. They rape one pope, then another just takes his place. Kunoichis used to brag about being the one to "assassinate" the pope, but now there's enough ex-pope husbands you can probably fill a small village with them

>>107173 >>107175 Monsters are cute >>107177 >wight was a great hero (arcade wizard) in life

>>107178 How often do people get raped by coconuts?

>>107232 >Kunoichi ninja, kiki hitmaid, wyvern covert ops and cupid sas (special affection service) arguing about who gets the pope in the corridor outside his chambers

>>107227 To start a bloody war? That's dumb idea anon.

>>107236 There will be no blood. Except for vamps ghouls and sharks.

>>107227 The order pope is a girl, simple as.

>>107237 Some mamonos will be hurt, some men will die during the travel and many resources will be burnt for nothing, endangering poorer populations. There's no benefit to a crusade; I don't see why mamonos would provoke one.

>>107239 The oath of pleasure + superior magic eliminate all risk for the mamano side.

>>107240 In lescatie, not a single mamono was killed or hurt?

>>107241 Actually yes, Druella just came and took over before anybody got hurt. Except maybe the Noscrim head. That fag is said to have "disappeared" and since he was kind of a dick, and mamano hate his kind, he might've probably died.

>>107238 Why don't they just monsterize her?

>>107243 Maybe they did it long ago!

>>107243 Maybe they did and they just didn't tell anyone?

>>107242 My bad then, I lack knowledge. I still think that the two other points stand.

>>107243 I’ll be taking bets on what she turns into. 3/1 odds on succ. 5/4 on angel. 512/9 on crab.

>>107236 >To start a bloody war? You do know the Mamono and the Order are in constant war, right?

>>107234 You can get raped by the coconut dog, it's more common thank you think

>>107246 This kind of logic is shallow. "Some men die and some resources go wasted" Yes, but! We're not talking about attacking a fine country with decent living conditions and respectful laws where people can fulfill their personal dreams however they please. We're talking about attacking a repressive Order theocracy. Where the government is a bunch of robber barons, the laws are extremely restrictive and the people are in their majority only a touch better than slaves. If mamano attack, somebody somewhere dies, (mostly soldiers, since mamanos aren't the ones to burn peaceful villages and kill innocents) but in the end the suffering will end and people will be able to Live their lives instead of carrying out a miserable existence and their only hope for improvement of their lives is divine intervention or something equivalent.

>>107250 A couple of corrections. Ares' blessing ensures that there are as little casualties as possible in terms of combatants, and mamono treat civilians well. Given their magic usually attacks mana and not the body, you can expect very little casualties. More mamono die in combat than humans.

>>107249 So what exactly is that small piece of cloth achieving?

>>107251 Mamono won't die, again, oath of pleasure, superior endurance, the goddess of war protecting mamono etc. etc. The only ones who will really die are militant chucklefucks who pillage the villages, kill, torture and rape defenseless civilians (and I mean the "rape" rape, not the "a hot monster girl aggressively mounted a guy who ends up being willing anyway"). Them, and the vicious predatory humans who seek to rise through oppression, exploitation and destruction of others.

>>107252 It's a towel, I think.

>>107254 Used to be, now it's a boobsweat rag

>>107253 >"a hot monster girl aggressively mounted a guy who ends up being willing anyway" >a guy who ends up being willing anyway >ends up being willing anyway Maybe she will like it after a few swings. Rape is rape especially if you need to precise "ends up being willing anyway".

>>107257 Yeah, I believe there is difference between getting raped (if we can still call it that) by a hellhound who will grow to love you more than anything, and raped by a Mus-- a savage animal that came to your village exclusively to kill, rob, and rape people for his own enjoyment. I doubt mamono would ever accept a husband like that, either.

did you know that god voice works over the internet? keep this in mind when you trashtalk someone with a vaguely royal sounding username. also, Anubis paws have surprisingly strong grip strength.

>>107258 There's a difference, you're right, but you're just comparing bad with badder in a very hypocritical way; I thought it was funny, that's all.

>>107252 It goes on your face once it soaks up enough sweat.

THE ORDER POPE IS JUST 3 DOZEN SQUIRRELS IN A BIG WHITE SHEET!

>>107260 The point is that being "raped" by a hellhound isn't "bad" at all. All she is doing is literally giving you a good time. Nothing is taken from you, you aren't left with a lasting trauma, and your "rapist" actually becomes a loving wife that will love and care for you. It's only "bad" if you apply bullshit political rhetoric where things are considered bad not because they hurt someone but because of some ideology or a flawed reasoning.

>>107262 ...so it was ratas all along? the 'nuki are innocent?

>>107264 No, the nukis still plan to take over the West. We need a patriotic counteroffensive, which means, we assemble a couple white men and their dragon GFs and capture the nukis and fuck them all until they submit to us.

>>107263 If you like hellhound, maybe otherwise you're fucked and have a wife for eternity. >But in that case, he would be raped by the ideal mamono thanks to fate. Better not ideal; what if he wanted to date and romance? >They can do that post-rape also; it's that or a sad to nightmarish life in the order. Fair, still not ideal. >Complain to the chief goddess. True, order sucks. Did I get our future posts right?

>New order pope takes position after last one >Several decades since the last change >Huge event >Flurry of congratulations from across the world >Surprising number of letters and delegates from neutral states. >An even more surprising number of letters from the evil monsters - the delegates were not allowed in >Post master general has had them screened for enchantments (unlikely to find them anyway) >recommends burning them >pope is curious enough to read them (in private) >one from self-styled empress from the land of dragons. the stamp is shaped in the head of a dragon. he didn't know they could write. within the envelope is a scale from the empress, supposedly a great honour. >another from the far off lands in the east. he can't read the script, though the calligraphy is beautiful. a translation is enclosed. >there are a set of papyrus letters from the desert kingdoms. many rulers. half of them are extremely stuffy bureaucrat speak. the other half are far too casual. >the gaudiest letter is written in the most topsy-turvy cursive he's ever seen. the paper is green and pink and polka dot. it's from wonderland. where? is this a prank from the holy jester? >the penultimate is from... lescatie. he can't bring himself to read it. a retainer says the tone is cordial with smug undertones. the 'queen' druella has extended him an invite to visit lescatie. >invitations to visit are a common theme amongst the monster letters. pleas for warmer relations are another, as are reassurances that the followers of the order are treated well within their borders. >some also describe vulgar and unseemly acts in great detail >the final letter is from none other than the Demon Lord and her husband themselves >A congratulations. To lead is not easy. The crown is heavy. More humans look up to the CG, and by extension the pope, than any other being. >They hope he will improve the standard of living for all. >If they are to be enemies, then at least find common ground >A chance for reconciliation. Perhaps even champion peace. To one day even meet in person >p.s. if he ever gets curious or finds the job too stressful, then just wonder aloud. the makai has eyes and ears everywhere.

>>107267 The point is that the invasion of human domains (especially the Order countries) is a good reason to spend some resources and risk some enemy soldiers' lives. Humans cannot run their societies for shit, even the best real life societies (America for example) have a load of problems which cause a lot of monsterfags to wish for an actual DotR or its equivalent because it will be a lot better than whatever future the humans wiil build for themselves. I'm sure it's similar on the other side of the portals, too.

I think the best kind of Hellhound are brats asking for correction She can't rape you if you pre-emptively strike first

Yes, yes, the maledom fags might say Tame and Mere. but I prefer a woman that would rather tame me. That's the best kind of woman I could get.

>>107269 Oh, so it's a misunderstanding. I meant to say that a human crusade against mamono territory would be bad, and taking out the pope without doing anything else could provoke it. DotR is another can of worms; it's better than where we are heading to, but man, I really wish I could choose my partner for eternity.

>>107272 DotR in reality might not be so bad. There are about 3.7 billion human men on Earth. The global gender ratio is about 106 men per 100 women being born, with some countries like China still murdering newborn girls following their ancient traditions, resulting in even greater gender disbalance. This results in slightly more than 200M "extra" men around the globe. And that is if we assume that every woman of Earth monsterizes and gets herself a husband, which, again, might not happen since a lot of them are whores/cheats/golddiggers who will likely not monsterize. Leaving the Makai with even more men to choose from. At this rate they don't need to rape you, and it's very possible there won't be even enough mamono for everyone.

i for one could not handle a lengthy siege

>>107274 I would let the poor manti in and accept the consequences, look at her scars she need some healing

>>107206 She keeps those under the bed, as is proper. She won't comment on your collection either, but you might find she has some lingerie that matches your taste very well. >>107271 A mere husband, a mere wife. Let it be so.

>>107274 what's the name of this artist?

>>107278 https://x.com/ElakanDraws

>>107279 Thanks

>kiki finds the shrunken women porn >one week later... >"Oh no I accidentally spilled pixie dust on myself! I hope master doesn't decide to punish me in this state!"

That look which tells all dark elves and vampires they aren't welcome here.

>>107271 A totally tamed/mered mesugaki wouldn't be as fun to maledom

>>107284 Maid goes in the pants.

>>107223 >there's a deal for couples at the mattress store! >you inaugurate it you get it woth a 40% discount >also if it ends in pregnancy the discount becomes 45%

i'm sure they're just misunderstood

>>107273 China must be the loli undead paradise then

>>107291 Nope, they kill the girls shortly after birth. Even if they resurrect, I don't think it'll be "paradise" for anyone outside the humpty egg fags.

>>107290 They are, most folk assume all dark elves are sadomasochistic dommes. In reality, it's a pretty even 50/50 split of domme dark elves and sub dark elves. The latter tend to be upset at the former for establishing the stereotype, it makes finding a potential husband at the local tavern a bitch and a half.

>>107294 You wouldn't think it would be hard to tell them apart. I mean, one type wears studded leather dominatrix outfits, the other type wears studded leather gimp outfits. It's not that complicated. We should all just learn to read elven social queues.

>>107290 Elves are desperate and dangerous ambush predators, it's even worse when they hunt in packs

>>107290 They appeal to a certain type of anon, and they are fine like that. It's just a certain other type of anon just seethes constantly at their mere existence and has to loudly hate them by putting themselves into positions they don't like and then complaining about it.

>>107289 >mom comes home >"anon come with me to downtown, there's a sale at the mattress store" >"don't need to get all dressed up, it won't be long"

>>107296 it's weird how often anon needs to heroically repopulate various species

>>107290 I don't mind dark elves, would gladly breed with them and help them replenish their numbers

>>107299 It's always the tigers for me. Those commercials! I just can't help it after those.

>>107299 It seems that Elves always have that old tale of being the last ones of their village so they need a hero to help them rebuild and repopulate their ancient settlement, they are a one trick pony in that regard

>>107298 >"but mom we have like a hundred of those in the shed already, you need to stop falling for every discount!"

>>107290 I sure hope not. Would 100% cook for her in return for a blowjob.

>>107290 How are those Arabian style outfits always so hot? >>107302 She spent 500 years building her own empty village so she could use that line (and fill it with your children). Don't take that from her, not after she finally figured out joinery.

>>107274 damaged goods are the goodest

Elves belong in camps where they mass produce gizmos under a krampus overseer

>>107307 >under a krampus I volunteer!

>>107308 That role cannot meet health and safety requirements.

>>107290 dark elves and tanned elves are two different species

Don't worry, Anons. I'll make the sacrifice and take all of the elves unto myself so they don't bother any of you. You're welcome.

>>107309 Hold on, let me consult the health and safety hoss... She says it's fine but she wants to supervise you to make sure you're doing it safely.

>>107312 I'd like to see how the hoss is gonna squeeze into this.

>>107309 damn, forgot the safety goggles

>>107314 I'm imagining her vulva squeaking across them sounding like cleaning a window

Maybe I should let the krampus sit on my face. She might even dangle some mistletoe down there. Dark krampus labia...

>>107303 If you keep having more sisters you will eventually need more mattresses

>>107223 I wouldn't mind helping auntie by keeping her spending low is she teaches me the girlfriend experience

>>107311 Elves are the most basic of girls but man if I wouldn't destroy an elf.

>>107319 Old ladies playing girlfriend for young men are the best

I fuck my childhood friend danuki

>>107320 I mean, a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman and the knife ears don't detract from that. People complain about "basic monsters" but you're still. Getting a 10/10 who loves you deeply and at worst will be trsun in how she expresses that love. I sure won't pretend I'd have an easy time turning down an elf with a nice personality even if I'd prefer something else.

>>107321 Does it still counts as "playing" when it ends up in pregnancy... multiple times?

>>107324 Yeah. 'course, it'd totes be okay if you got serious after the third kid or so.

>>107324 sounds like someone is ready to pay full rent again

Imagine how nice her fluff is when you're submissively eating her out and she's wrapping her legs around your back

>>107326 Imagine big fox lady... big fluff... big breasts

>>107227 Tomboy + children friend = pure love But sadly I get killed it won't be possible now, it's too late

>>107329 Childhood friend* Those damn foxes makes my brain soft

>>107330 I don't think you replied to the right post, either. Your Foxoplasmosis is entering its final stage, I'm afraid it's nuptial.

Also eating danuki ass.

>>107330 sounds like you need a little pick me up. its really just the withdrawals that does that y'know.

>>107331 Nah it's mine, I wrote children instead of childhood >>107333 Fluff on go? Yes, good idea I should carry a fox, a 'core and chesh at all time for easy access to fluff

I want to eat Druella’s hole.

>>107333 >>107334 >tfw no pocket fox to pet and molest for stress relief when not at home

Managed to finish my Kraken story in July after all! Please enjoy this bit of nautical naughtiness. https://archiveofourown.org/works/89614886

>>107334 careful. the fluff might just take you on the go if you have that many on at a time.

>>107334 No, I meant >>107329. Unless seducing the Pope was something somehow meant to relate to childhood friends.

>>107321 Specially when they try to adapt the "modern girlfriend" fashion sense with some interesting results

>>107328 they're putting something in the tofu

>>107341 Estrogen, we know. It's the only way to explain the foxes and claustros.

>>107337 Perfect timing, this heatwave would be better spent coiled up by a Kraken in her cool damp rapecave

>>107329 >tell the genie that you wish you could experience young love >she hesitates <"You know what you're asking, right? Starting your life over means abandoning everything from your current life. Are you sure you want to do that?" >ask her if she would be okay with that <"If it's for you, yes."

Specially made mamono clothing imbued with Lilim essence that looks normal to everyone but completely transparent to their fated soulmate Often paired with super sexy lingerie or nothing at all underneath

>>107345 >tfw you get on a train and every single monstergirl on it looks naked Uh oh

>>107346 they could just be naked. these things happen

>>107341 Americanized foxes.

>>107346 The emperor's new clothes are fine indeed!

>>107345 >Lim dignitary visiting your town >she's walking down the middle of the crowd waving to everyone while completely naked >ask the guy next to you if Lilims go naked like this often >gives you a weird look and says she's not naked

>>107350 I don't know didn't choose the powerslut life, the powerslut life chose me.

>>107345 did they pick lim mana because they're invisible to men?

>>107349 The empress fashion is on trend, I have no idea though how monsters pay such outrageous prices for invisible clothes

>>107354 RUDE I'll have you know Lim's are wonderful ladies, very dutiful and loving wives.

>Hanging out with a balrog and her pyrow bestie (also my bestie) >Getting groomed all the while without noticing Why can't this be my life?

>>107348 Americanized foxes

>>107358 Maybe the succs should've been hotter.

>>107360 Personally, I blame cancel culture. We should forgive the demon lord's fifteenth daughter for what she said about dark elves and tanuki. She didn't mean it, she was just drunk. Can we please bring back the sweaty succs in swimsuits and sportswear now?

>>107361 it's elves, i'm afraid

>>107361 >succs forced into baggy clothes and unsexy grandma bloomers for their transgressions brutal

>>107363 not all succs will go quietly. they will not go silently into the hag.

>>107362 I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears I knew it was them.

>>107358 How about cool succ summer?

>>107366 succs are all dweebs who think with their clits, they cant be cool

>>107366 Now there is an idea

>>107177 She's 100% one of those nerds who crouches down behind the machine for cover when she reloads

>>107337 Good jar will do for a lack of big bottle.

I never noticed how little bat art there is

>>107373 Overshadowed by fancy bat (vampire)

>>107373 She's just like me, fr fr.

>>107373 even worse if you want them to have something actually resembling bat wings

>>107376 upside down sex seems difficult

>>107377 Easy oral though.

>>107092 Miss Wight cheats at claw machines with her claws!

>>107373 Bat auntster arriving after seeing the Fridaysignal in the sky

>>107380 Why does auntie have a bite mark on her booby?

>>107381 Because you were a bit too thirsty last night

>>107384 pretty sure its called something else at that point.

>>107385 I should not bury my face in that ass. however

>>107385 SEXO

Three girls are aiming for your love. A rich and beautiful Wight, was a baroness in her past life, died a virgin. She never knew love, or the touch of a man, so she's going to be a bit aggressive compared to the other wights. Since she is considered to be among nobility, she can and will use her social connections, money and prestige to get you. However, if she gets you, she'll offer you the most luxurious life that you can imagine. A cupid descending straight from Heaven just for you. She's a bit awkward with expressing her feelings, however you will know it immediately that she loves you. She won't approach you directly, instead, she'll hide and shoot love arrows at you before grabbing you and taking you to Heaven. And, a hornet queen. She isn't anything special, at the first glance; not especially gifted, not part of the rich or noble societies. All she's got is a clutter of industrious drones, but that also makes her completely independent, able to supply herself with anything she needs without relying on anybody else. Some of her drones will set out to hunt for you and bring you to her. What will you do? Will you choose any of them, or will you try to keep them away so you could have a chance to marry another girl you like?

>>107385 i feel like this isn't a mamono

>>107389 She is. A catgirl.

>>107388 hornet

New Troll goodness

>>107388 They're all... Fine, I guess. I'd lean towards taking the wight since I like wights, but I don't want to deal with any noble social crap. If that's expected to be minimal I'll take her. I'd rather be wooed than ambushed so the Cupid has that going against her, but that could probably be forgiven. Something about hive insects never sat right with me and the hornet has the same issue with romance that the cupid ironically does so I'd call her least attractive.

>>107393 Soft and flexible? Really can't go wrong with Trolls.

>>107388 wight power, nothing wrong with being a trophy husband

In this household “I” wear the collar.

>>107397 Imagine saying that as Kobold's husband.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME I AM A LONELY ANON WHO NEEDS TO BE CUDDLED LIKE A BABY AND BREAST FED UNTIL MY TUM-TUM IS FULL!!1111!ONE

>>107399 Ok. Now say it in imp speak.

>>107398 We can both sit and then stare at each other expectantly for one of us to give the other an order.

>>107401 Isn't it just the same thing with an uwu thrown in?

>>107393 That's how you spend a Friday with your troll auntster

deem

>>107405 The horns get in the way of her wearing the crown.

>>107405 imp

>>107402 There needs to be a way to teach a Kobold to take charge. >>107407 I guess a Deem is more of a La Presidenta kind of girl.

>>107408 sex

>>107337 With sexy results, you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bmqr9Va7R8 Thanks anon!

>>107411 >>107412 >>107413 Anon are you okay

>>107414 Maybe he is pooping.

>>107414 >>107415 Sorry, I fucked up the post like two times. Please accept this fox in lieu of an apology

>>107416 Barely any mofu on this fox.

>>107183 >Oh anon, do you need to read the contract again? Section 15.2.3.a explicitly says that the 15 minute break may be ignored during unsafe days >Presently both little Azazel here and me, are ovulating. I have no choice but to invoke 17.4.1 and request an immediate mating press from you >If you are not physically capable I may additionally request (pursuant to Addendum B 54.a) that you take an aphrodisiac to fulfill your contractual obligations (see Appendix K for a list of the available options)

>>107183 Swap wife with mom

>>107419 Swap "break" with "Olive Garden Infinite Pasta Card"

the order was so preoccupied guarding against outside attacks they were wholly unprepared for the bovine rebellion simmering within their borders

>>107421 BULL SHIT

>>107422 Anon, that's a cow, not a bull.

>>107419 Imagine having shared the same womb as your children

>>107421 You'd think the order would have prepared countermeasures to succubus infested livestock

>>107425 >tfw Bessie seduced old McDonald

on the left: sexual violence on the right: HIGH IMPACT sexual violence

>>107427 Left: she defend Right: she attack

>>107427 Never consider them since they're locked with heroes

>>107429 every human is a hero for saving the monsters from extinction

>>107429 >help old lady cross street and find her wallet >here "meh, close enough" from above >Valk sits on your face

Monsters owe me praise and headpats for completing minor tasks.

remember hellhounds are cool, but a werewolf that loves you will be just as cool, if not more cool, cuz she's yours

>>107430 i don't see how saving white jinko would get anon a valk

>>107433 Also werewolf milk is much better

Aww yeah, dragons and stuff But seriously, what does "mere lizard mean to you?" domestication? barefoot and pregnant? sexual mindbreak?

>>107436 Light maledom, nothing more

>>107436 Dragon to mere tsun to dere

>>107436 it too me a hot second to see that she actually has a tail

>>107436 >domestication? barefoot and pregnant? sexual mindbreak? All of the above

I want to see a Ryu weave in and out of the clouds, her tail extra long for dramatic effect

>>107441 I want to rub her fins

>>107442 >dhamp desperately trying to find a distant relation whose vaguely dramatic because her immediate family is too nice for her chunni ways

>>107441 I need more monsters trying to sell their mysticisms and wonder >Ryus in the sky while causing the thunderstorms > nine-tailed inari pulling all sorts of magic bullcrap >echidna final boss room being a full on ancient temple shrine

>>107441 you know those boss battles in video games that have you run along the back of dragons as they go through the sky? I wanna do that

>>107445 >nine-tailed Inari trying to look all mystical smoking a ridiculous oversized pipe >suddenly starts choking and coughing in the middle of her monologue

>>107445 >Cheshire fortune teller >"I sense many fishos in your future..." >"Ah! And even more chips!" >"Don't let them ruin them with Old Bay seasoning this time, though."

>>107448 Cute kot, would

>>107449 Oooooh, triangle teeth! Was her mom a mershark?

>>107450 No, she's a soundcloud rapper.

>>107452 ... I feel old now.

>see random bird <LOOK IT'S QUEEN OF THE HARPIES HERE'S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY >mimic the motions of crowning her >refuse to elaborate >keep walking Can this be done?

>>107455 Most birds shy away from humans before you can get that close. I guess maybe if the bird is used to you or you're a Disney princess? Might work better on a HARPY.

>>107456 "Bird" here being slang more so than category of animal

>>107457 Oh, a BIRD. Like any woman? >Anon walks up to random fox >Crowns her with his little speech >Fox now both SMUG and CONFUSED

>>107455 >see random bird <LOOK IT'S QUEEN OF THE HARPIES HERE'S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY >plop my nutsack on her head >refuse to elaborate FTFY

>>107429 Not really a problem with Dark Valks, they will turn you into a hero anyway (in bed).

>>107460 Winglets need not apply

>>107460 But why me?

>>107462 Why not? A hero isn't chosen for the heroic deeds they've already done, they are chosen for the ones that they will do.

How to be taken seriously by monsters as a hero and not repeatedly swooned at, catcalled, cheek pinched and headpat.

what other color of scales would be good for wurm?

>>107465 BLACK

>>107464 Oh no, my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery.

>>107465 A lot of colors look good on Wurms. If you want suggestions, metallic silver would be pretty stylish.

>>107465 It's not the color that matters, but how you use it.

Wurms need red racing stripes to go faster.

Wurm needs blue racing stripes to turn quicker.

>>107463 Because I won't do much, valk are not very smart

>>107472 Maybe she just believes in you more than you believe in yourself.

>>107467 It’s all fun and games until you misplace your magic equipment, and have to bluff that you’re still dangerous because if they find out then it’s rape time.

>>107473 She's in for a rude letdown

This is the fate of anyone that spreads misinformation about swords online.

>>107471 Turning is for cowards--wurms must have MAX SPEED.

>>107477 This is no drag race this is a dragon race! The wurm must turn, drift and turboboost.

>>107476 What if i start arguments about if eastern or western swords are superior and then play both sides?

>>107479 Then we could all laugh at their bickering. And then marry a scimitar lizard.

>>107480 I was hoping i'd get a "friendly" visit from both an Ochimusha and a Lizzy both trying to convince me that -their- sword is the best.

>>107482 Well yes. And then you can laugh at their bickering in person. You might be tempted to suggest they fight to see whose weapon is superior, but then they'll start nerding out over 'asymmetry' and 'skill of user'

>>107478 How dare you! Miss Wurm is NOT RACIST! She just likes going fast and her original character DONUT STEEL.

>>107484 Red wurm may be fast, but blue wurm will use her impressive wurm DONUTS to awe the crowd.

Marune Holstaur is one of the most space efficient sources of nutrition, and that's without considering her cooking skills and farming credentials.

>>107485 Miss Wurm's donut is her cloaca.

>>107476 >>107482 >>107483 All you swordfags are going to be steamrolled by lizards with tactical gear and assault guns.

>>107486 Efficiency is one thing, but what about exotic and niche stuff like jinko milk?

>>107489 You made me think of a Marune Jinko now.

>>107490 That would be EXTREMELY cute.

>>107492 cat cute, big cat very cute

>>107488 They like guns. They don't like autismo lizards barging into their sword conversation with guns. That'd be like a bunch of tank autist lizards suddenly having a plane autist lizard show up.

>>107495 And they can't do shit about them. Guns > swords

>>107496 No

Your "no" just got shot.

>>107493 https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens Heres the wiki link for it, if you mean where to get the book version then I can't help you there.

>>107493 Don't, or the sound of creaking beds at the orphanage will never leave your head

>>107500 Did the translated text change too? AFAIK the wiki is hosting the full copy of FM translated into English.

>>107501 Anon will be fine, the orphanage thing is in Sasha's novella which is technically not in Fallen Maidens, its in Fallen Brides Side Note: Still sad to see that there is no translation for Druella, Primera, or Francisca's stories. they're probably a bitch to find though so I get it

Lovecraft? Sure. How fast do you want it to go?

>>107506 Guess

>>107434 Then you've never had sex with a tiger. You should try it. >>107448 >Ruin >With Old Bay Fortune kot is my nemesis.

>>107509 Is that a fancy way to say KYS?

>>107505 >because i heard MGE has a very obsessed hate fandom that tries to spread all kinds of bullshit about it, you'll be surprised how far from truth it is.

>>107508 >>107507 She thought lovecraft meant like an aircraft or hovercraft.

>>107505 >become addicted and crave more that will affect the psyche of the male Its not that bad, the in-lore author greatly exaggerates how much a man's life will change once he gets claimed. Because, while yes, a man will be in a relationship he can't leave and be much more sexually active, his life is pretty much normal. If you decide to read more, I recommend reading the short story in world guide 2, which is also on the wiki. Its shows an average day of an incubus farmer with his 2 wives.

>>107510 No it's a fancy way to say KYT (Kiss Your Tigers). But you should also read them poetry and compliment them on their chivalry and stuff. >>107512 Traditionally, lovecrafts are ships. You need space for all the romance to happen.

>>107515 Hope I can out chiv my tiger

>>107514 Have Fun! Make sure to get the "take 1 loli, get another free" gift card from your local sabbath after you're done.

>>107515 >Traditionally, lovecrafts are ships. You need space for all the romance to happen. OK, but what if the craft were only barely large enough for 2 people and Anon has to let Miss Grem be in front of him to pilot it? And then her sweaty grem body would have to pressed against me, er, Anon, and I'd--he'd!--be smelling her sexy mix of oil, grease, and sweat the whole time.

Best fallen maiden

>>107372 Do not forcefully insert your letters into jars

>>107522 Dang, those sneks are big. They need chicken TENDERS, not nuggies.

>>107524 >>107526 Too late. You are paizuri on sight.

>>107462 The Fallen God was impressed by your last goon session and decided to reward you (and to stop you wasting cum that could have been inside of or at the very least covering one of her devotees).

>>107529 Hammerspace bra. As good for keeping giant weasel boobs out of the way as it is for storing hammers.

>>107522 >that voiced animation of her laying an egg

>>107530 you know i've heard of hammerspace boobs a lot through my net years im surprised i have never seen a hammerspace ass.

>>107531 THAT WAS VOICED!?

>>107533 https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6886779&tags=monster_girl_encyclopedia+echidna_%28monster_girl_encyclopedia%29+

DL birth show livestream when

>>107534 egg or normal birth y/n?

Hoot >owl girl that calls lager harpies "big sis"

>>107537 There are larger harpies? She looks so big

>>107538 She's all floof.

>>107539 The Pomeranian of the skies.

>>107532 I like the way you think. I hope she unleashes it when anon tries to slide past her without bumping her butt.

>>107482 In my case I would end up having sex with the onimusha while the lizard has to watch, undead are just too superior, the lizard has the choice to leave or become the 2nd concubine, helping attend my onimusha first wife during pregnancy since she will give birth to my direct heirs while the lizard only gives birth to secondary children