Before making the thread I was thinking about a Bogey Scylla hybrid, which would be so good at it there would be no room for improvement.

Wait this isn't a stun gun, it's a tsun gun. How am I supposed to capture monsters with this?

>>105970 I-it's not like you wanted to capture monsters, right?

>>105970 >”F-figure it out, baka!”

I don't want to change my wife's personality. I want to love her for who she is. Her violent, aggressive, crude, idiotic self.

>>105973 >Fix her? >I'm going to make her worse.

>>105973 flaws can be more compelling than perfections

>>105973 I wouldnt have it any other way.

>>105973 glad to see malefs can find love

>>105968 So we have a birthing gacha with Scyllas, but I wonder what happens with Alps? There can't be Alps from birth and monster pretty much can't give birth to human men unless they win the birthing lottery, so do Alps guve birtto Succs? Lesser Succs? Demons?

>>105977 Excuse you? Malefs are violent, aggressive, NOBLE, and idiotic, thank you very much.

>>105978 >Scylla Echidna. Anyway, I always assumed just normal succubi. Lesser's are just really just a mid-monsterization phase, and Alps are always a product of the environment/mana exposure. Yes, this does mean you can tease a normal succubus about her "weird" mom.

>>105980 >"Hey Cindy! Your second dad has great tits!" <"Ugh, moooom..." <"It's okay dear, your father does it too; I'm used to it. And they are nice tits. "

>>105978 Alps always give birth to "males", but they always have feminine personality traits and Alp as soon as they hit puberty.

>>105978 Alp reproduction is addressed in canon. https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_10:_Sex_Change_(p92) >>What it comes down to is this. Alp is just a moniker for those who exceptionally changed from an incubus into a “succubus”, so they are essentially succubi. For that reason, the children born will turn out to be ordinary succubi, not alps. >>105980 Can be cool to have a cold one with both your in-laws.

>>105978 If you want to find out use empiric information Find an Alp and start experimenting

>>105968 Is THIS an octopus?

>>105985 No. Count the legs anon. Count the legs. And then go crazy counting the infinite legs of an endless shog.

>>105986 >anon is prepared for infinite tentacle fuckery and braces his mind accordingly >1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 >6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, >6, 9, 6, 9 >ten tickles >No idea how many tentacles and now you don't wanna know anymore Help me HP Lovecraft I'm going insaaaaaane

>>105986 >>105987 Shog does love teasing you with her eldritch mind games.

6,7! You are permitted to laugh and affirm that I am relevant and 'with it'.

>>105989 did you know they broke apart? yeah, seven is a six offender. haha now that I have dad jokes, this Lilim must make me her husband and father to her children! That's the law!

Haven't updated my story in a while. Writefairy had enough and sat me down so I can finish editing chapter 4 of Empresses of the Night. It's out now: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66930961/chapters/236613131

>>105991 Already read but this was very good.

>>105989 I'm hip! The pyrow will all tell me how totally rad I am!

>>105993 at most they will hip check you

>>105994 Ow, my fragile unc pelvis...

>>105996 Despite being an unc I still want an auntster every Friday

>>105998 Dating a danuki your age, imagine that.

>>105999 I imagine danukis but with really big tits instead of that flatty.

Still want my harpy gf

>>106002 a bird would be pretty swell

>>106002 Petite and dainty harpy gf who weighs 60lbs soaking wet (her wings reach the walls in your livingroom)

>>106005 10ft tall Roc harpy who can comfortably take off while holding onto a fully loaded semi truck

>>106003 >10/10, would buy Wolf Cola from

>>106007 I want a birdwife I can carry around in my arms or on my back though

>>105991 Nice, I was scared you gave up on it

>>106009 >small birdwife who weighs less than a sack of potatoes but can still completely envelop you with her wings

>>106009 GREAT taste

Ornithological Analingus

>>105989 look if the lilim lets me do 67 with her tits i'm not strong enough to resist

>>106019 You are not strong enough to lift the lim tit.

>>106021 oh good, big tiddy demons that can easily overpower me, where do I sign?

>>106014 I like my harpies cute and portable. If I want a big girl with wings I'll just go with a griffon.

>>106024 A griffon is portable. She can be moved with a fishing rod and a strip of bacon.

>>106025 Griffon is part cat, meaning that she can be moved with a laser pointer.

>>106026 True. Although the laser pointer is dangerous and not as edible as the bacon. You should use both.

>>106007 Yes!

harpy that lays on you like a tarp(y)

>>106030 >doing it anyways

>>105968 I am going to bully a Kraken by baiting her into spraying her ink to flavor my pasta.

>>106035 <I am going to bully a human by baiting him into spraying his semen to flavor my pasta. ...Oh no?! Please don't make her watch you devour her bodily fluids like they're some some kind of delicacy, that would be awful!

>>106035 >HEYA >doa nota insulta the taglioni al nero di seppia >youa insulta thea italiana mamanoa >oh mya nonna shea woulda nota likea thisa >whatsa matta witha youa >ima gonna rapea youa soa harda

>>106036 She’s going to be forced to watch me like Saturn devouring his son.

>Mersharks don’t sweat because they are underwater Yeah her abs will still taste salty when I lick them but it won’t be the same.

>>106039 Mersharks definitely sweat because they're mammals up top. GOD DON'T MAKE MISTAKES. THOSE PITS ARE YOURS TO LICK.

>>105970 >tsun gun >pretends it doesn't like being shot >calls you an idiot etc. every time you load a whole mag of bullets into it >complains profusely when you turn its safety switch off, but in reality, it hates this safety mode >always complains when you bring it along but, it can't hide its happiness when you pull it out and start doing PEW! PEW! >its targeting AI always berates you for being limited in your target acquisition but is more than happy to suggest you potential things to shoot at >and don't get me started on when you need to clean and tune it up

>>106040 YES SIR. God gave the tomboy sharks armpits and by god I’m gonna lick them when she shoves my face in them.

>>105999 The I guess she's still a hag, or a late cake

>>106041 "Moooooooom! The cursed gun next door keeps posting weird stuff about me on the school homework page!"

Imagine having a monster mom that says "we have girlfriend at home"

>>106045 Finally, a mom I can have sex with! The perfect woman!

>>106045 >Ma, I wanna girlfriend! <We have girlfriend at home. The girlfriend at home:

>>106048 I want to spank haughty vampires

>>106050 they prefer a whip but it is probably negotiable

>>106051 I like the feel off fat ass meat on the palm of my hand

>see picrel >ignore the burger >hop into the bush and fuck the hellhound

>>106048 what's with monsters and obvious weakspots?

>>105884 You seem to be still missing the links from the General Monster Girl Thread (and possibly other threads too).

I'm going to post a fox.

>>106059 ANOTHER ONE

Foxfucker times

Enough foxes! No more foxposting!

>>106062 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>>106062 Why did she build her rooms the normal size if she's taller than her ceiling?

Foxes are for breeding, yet most of these foxes are clothed. You can't breed clothed foxes. Strip them naked.

>>106038 Two-legged girls are known to rub their legs together when they're aroused, do you think squid rub their tentacles together? Maybe one disappears under her bell? Watching Anon wolf down that ink, letting it dribble down his chin onto his shirt would have to do something to her invertebrain, right? >>106044 >"She told me not to go to school tomorrow, what do I do?" >"Well, if you go she might shoot and rape you at school. If you don't go she'll definitely shoot and rape you at home. Your choice, kid." >>106048 >Have lich mom >Tell her you want to get a girlfriend >She nods and hands you an undead girlfriend order form >The pages are yellowed >>106053 >Why do you even have a window there? <HOA.

>>106066 >HOA You mean HOM? The Hall of Mirrors?

>>106065 Most of those foxes have, at most, a narrow piece of fabric covering their vagina. They're about one tug from insertion and another from having their tits out. They know. >>106067 No, vampires are lawful evil. They DREAD the Home Owner's Association.

Life is ruff when living around beastgirls. You need to have the self restraint and iron will of seasoned monk to not end up with thirteen babies and six different baby mommas by the time you're 18.

>>106068 All foxes should be naked. No vagina fabric allowed.

>>106070 Public decency demands that something be done to contain the fox musk. Think of the children. No, not the children you want to make with a fox, other people's children.

>>106071 Half of them are foxes anyway

>>106065 Fox auntster stripping down when you arrive home

>>105970 >>105971 >>105972

>>106074 I mean, a tsun gun is not one of her better ideas

>talking to your friends in a restaurant about your negative views of fox women wearing any clothing at all >the fox across from your table overhears and jumps onto hers before aggressively stripping naked

>>106076 A restaurant, you say? She won't mind if I eat her pussy if she presents herself like that?

>>106077 Anon, that's not hygienic or up to code. Take it outside.

>>106078 Bullshit. Restaurants are places for eating.

>>106078 She's got your code right here! >Blasts fox fire at the health inspector >From her vagina >A devilbug in the corner claps

>tell a harpy that harpies don't wear clothes >she takes your word for it Birdbrains lmao

>>106076 It's not like they are wearing too much when they go outside dressing like this

>>106082 Finally, an ancient evil everyone agrees to leave sealed. Technically.

>>106082 This is a foxes husband hunting wear.

>>106082 >>106084 Pictured: Foxgirl fully dressed for a night on the town to find herself a boyfriend

>>106084 It's going to be one in a sweater and leggings that captures me. Her friends will be confused but happy for her.

>>106086 She sounds extraordinarily stinky, why do you think foxes wear so little? All that musk gets trapped in the clothing.

>>106087 It's controlled release. All she has to do is flap her top for a little airflow in an elevator and everyone jizzes their pants and passes out. You see a smelly fox, I see cunning.

>>106086 You wouldn't be the first man to think like this. Just know it's extremely difficult to turn away a nearly naked fox bombshell who's actively rubbing her bare skin against you and wrapping you in her tail.

>>106089 >how she dressed when you met >vs how she dresses now

>>106089 Well, I'd need somewhere safe to avert my gaze and then there she was, the least safe place to look of all...

>>106091 The foxes eyes are the most dangerous place to look of all...

>>106092 This. The fact that you don't think you need to look away means you really need to look away, only it's too late. You know they've got you when music starts playing from nowhere.

>>106093 >The music is "What does the Fox Say?" and it's playing from a boombox held up by Miss Chesh.

You let one fox post here and it's an all-out foxfags time.

>>106095 Foxes proliferate quickly.

>>106095 Don't you know? It's kitsune mating season.

>>106097 They get very frisky in the warm summer months.

I want to sleep but can't make myself. I need a scythe-wielding maniac to break in and make me sleep.

>>106097 It's always Fox mating season, no matter day of the week, the month, or how old they are

>>106101 Foxes should stop mating, and start concentrating on other things in life, like

It would be hell for me in mge, I wouldn't be able to choose just one. There's so many. I'd end up a polygamist and I don't think I'm capable of dealing with that.

>>106103 The worst part is my indecisiveness and desire for more would probably be rewarded with a harem of eight women too. Monstergirls are just like that and it would probably end up killing me.

>>106103 You just got to trust in your wives, they will help you get used to it.

Are mamono birthing males yet? Have they won? Can I give a Lim a son?

>>106103 if they find me at the same time it's only fair

>>106107 What if one finds you first, then the next time you meet she brought her friends?

I've got a story idea that won't leave me be, but I've also got too much I'm already trying to write as is, so if anyone finds it amusing enough to take a crack at it, by all means go for it. >One summer night, Ryu and Country Hubby get a little too active and whip up a storm >One problem though >They live in Kansas >Said storm spawns a tornado that takes out a couple houses to a whole neighborhood >Not a single soul is injured, but the Ryu feels so guilty that she, her husband, and her their hebi friends try to rebuild the community in various ways

>>106107 >>106108 >when she brings her friends to your restaurant date but they all plan on sleeping with you later

>>106110 ...Huh. It wouldn't even be a big bill. They're all such cheap dates that, combined, they're a normal date but with four times the sex. Getting them to settle on dishes to share might be a problem though.

>>106110 As a fan of Tolkien style hordes, I need at least that many Goblins to start breeding them

>>106113 You couldn't even handle one gobbo.

>>106114 I will, plus add some Orcs and Trolls to the mix, all those gallons that I've produced will not be wasted anymore

>>106045 It's great having a lovely relationship with your momster while growing up, specially if it ends up in multiple sisters being born from it

>>106117 >anons "horde" ends up being 3 gobs >his wife and 2 daughters

>>106102 This man was raped to death by foxes

>>106101 stupid smug ojou fox

>>106066 >do you think squid rub their tentacles together? probably

>>106126 >Squid lady gets all excited >Does a lil dance-dance in place, rubbing her tentacles together >Accidentally suctions herself to... herself Again

>>106129 sigh. So peaceful.

>>106131 >'Do you not wish to go faster?', asks the anon <'No' replies the flow kelp, before landing a philosophically robust slapp on his head

what sort of entertainment is most popular in Tallsborough? do these facilities have accessibility for those of normal human height? do i need to tug on the shirt of an oni and ask for uppies to see?

>>106133 Live music is very popular. Careful dancing with large monsters! When you only come up to their hips, it's easy to get smushed, pulverized and hip checked across the dance floor. You'll come out covered in sweat, bruises and possibly have cum in your pants. And obviously, one might look down and take a drunken interest in you. Don't dance with them. Don't follow them to a booth. They may romance you or rape you in either order.

>>106133 Pretty much any sort of entertainment you can find elsewhere in MGC you can find in Tallsborough. While there are a few normal sized seats in most places, they're usually out of order (funny that!) and any visiting men need to ask for assistance from any passing monsters. So, yes, you will need to ask the oni for uppies.

>>106135 >you will need to ask the oni for uppies I would be ALL ABOUT that.

a bit of tribute never went amiss if you want uppies (and a large monster to protect you) in tallsborough. it is not a protection racket.

>>106136 Be warned, there's a very, very, very good chance that she might decide not to put you down afterward and keep you for yourself.

>>106135 >While there are a few normal sized seats in most places, they're usually out of order (funny that!) >approach the bar stool with ladder attached >the oni sitting next to it bends it sideways right in front of you <"ya need a lift little guy? >dosent wait for a response, just picks you up by the shoulder with one hand and puts you on her lap >a strong drink right at your lips before you can get your bearings

>>106139 need need need

>>106138 I'd be all about that, too. https://files.catbox.moe/hpcdz7.png

kon kon~

>>106133 >tug on the shirt of an oni and ask for uppies to see? That's a code for "I want to get milkboarded"

>>106143 this isnt Hagville we're talking about Anon. Tallsborough mamo are actually gentle and considerate of those weaker than themselves.

>>106134 Thankfully, Tallsborough is filled with clinics where normal-sized humans can go when injured when interacting with larger mamono, where bogies and bogeys in tight-fitting nurse outfits will tend to your injuries. Don't be surprised if the nurse on duty needs to press your face against her oversized bosom or lick sweat from her sweaty midriff, it's just part of the healing process!

>find huge pile of blankets in middle of house >notice harpy wife's head poking slightly above it in the middle i am interested in how nesting behavior manifests amongst mamano

>>106139 >normal sized mamo comes over <"oh, lemme get that for you!" >she bends it back into shape

>>106074 Miss Gremlin's temperament may have influenced the invention somewhat

>>106146 ambush predator tactic

If I go to a culinary trip to the monster continents I just want to find a delicious Angel cake, it's my favorite dessert

>>106151 I just want to taste all the comfort foods I can. Gimme whatever the carnival and fair food is, and whatever moms make sick kids.

>>106150 I don't like this yeti anon. Her smug aura mocks me.

Does magus ever post here? I remember he used to post updates back in the old threads.

>>106155 yes >>101835

>>106156 Oh shit, nice. Thanks Anon.

>"grandma I'm bored" >"Oh I have the perfect game to play together"

>>106146 >tfw no harpy wife

>>106153 Well gee anon what do you want ME to do? Throw a pillow at her? Maybe grab her a hot chocolate with marshmallows? She can't be smug at drink at the same time.

>>106158 Anon please stop impregnating your family members, there's a huge world out there with monsters that require your seed and also a huge birth decline crisis

>>106162 Nah.

>>106162 >there's a huge world out there with monsters that require your seed and also a huge birth decline crisis the birthrate going from an average of 32 to 7 might technically be a decline, but its not a crisis by any means

>>106162 Anon is doing the Habsburgs run

I want to fug cute harpies

I want to fug cool harpies, who are black, and have a midriff, and pointy ears, and an earring, and are a little sadistic, but ultimately loving.

>>106167 This but none of that and instead very pink and extremely girly and deredere harpies.

>>106167 >>106168 fuck it. i just want a crow tengu to spirit me away

It would be very scary if some harpies had different plumage from normal. You could think it's a black harpy from a distance, only to realise it's just a jub with black feathers.

>>106170 And just like that, your dick was forever locked inside a jub forever more.

>>106171 This is a pink jub. Anon definitely could have seen her coming. Cumming. If you can't work out the obvious jubs, then you stand no chance in working out the rare jubs. Back to birb school.

>>106171 What's up with jubjubs anyways? Are you just perpetually connected by the groin with her? What if you have to piss, do you just piss inside her?

>>106173 She'll hold it while you pee in the nearest urine receptacle.

12ft giga jub

>>106175 What if she needs to pee? Do you hold her vulva like a hamburger?

Anons, please remember that a harpy's entire body below the neck is an erogenous zone and petting and caressing them can turn them on and sexually frustrate them, which can lead to poor health and misbehavior.

>>106178 So harpies are flying horses? Too bad they don't have higher carrying capacity.

>>106178 That works out great though? If you plan on sexually satisfying them, massively turning them on is a good thing.

>>106179 Unless they are a 12ft giga jub

>>106178 Are you telling me that these cute ladies are secretly SLUTS?

>>106182 No, just very sensitive.

>>106179 If you're traveling with a griffon, it's only a matter of time until she transforms into her full monster form and tells you to get on her back, assuming you don't suggest it first. Unlike dragons, they don't need any persuasion.

>>106162 I'm doing my part with the birthrate decline exactly with that

>>106185 The "girlfriend at home" thing should apply more often, there are several auntster that would love to play girlfriend at home with you

>>106177 silly anon, monstergirls don't need to pee

touhou?

>>106187 >dr. unicorn, after fixing anon's waifu's kidneys, explains that monstergirls do in fact need to pee

>>106030 >>106031 very cute

>>106186 I wonder if your auntie only does this to snatch all the discounts for couples that she can get

>>106191 Oh yeah, it's all because she's business oriented.

>>106188 Looking forward to the EoSD remake this September.

>>106191 I liked those greentext about doing chores with your auntster or going out for discounts together, I wish concepts like those would have evolved into full fledged stories

>>106178 >>106180 >pet harpy >she cums I'll take three.

I'm really drunk with horrible booze, where is my manticore?

>>106196 She's waiting for you to sober up and take better care of yourself so she can give you a proper milking.

>>106195 need hair trigger harpy gf

Watson asks Sherlock Holmes whether he has deduced how old Anon's gf is yet. Sherlock replies "Elementary, dear Watson"

In monster lands, "hair of the dog that raped you" is a common post-ravishing recovery remedy. It involves your canine wife shoving her muff in your face.

>>106200 That "elementary" is old enough to say from her experience that the whole story about Jesus is a blatant lie.

>>106202 Not with that sabbath

>>106202 Yeah a demon would say that

>>106198 Oh, my bad. I thought she would like it

>>106205 I'd rather trust a demon than a religious cult. Especially if that cult is in any way repressive or aggressive. If I'd have to pick a faith, it'd be either Erosianism or the Fallen God. Worshipping ass or pussy is a lot better than worshipping some faggot with empty promises and/or a disposition of a spoiled 5 year old child.

>>106205 "From my experience that the whole story about Jesus is a blatant lie" - a Demon (9)

>>106207 i'm culting it up in MGE super fast. there's probably some sex cult flyers advertising for a messiah to join up and i'm feeling messianic

>>106209 >>106207 im gonna give a bottle of sake and a box of aburaage everyday to the first ninetailed inari i see and that would be the extent of my religious beliefs post-portals

>>106206 Pros of hunting drunks: >Poor balance makes their movement slower and more erratic; more fun >They might actually piss themselves in fear Cons of hunting drunks: >They're not afraid of you, they're afraid of everything (if they're coherent), and that's less special >If they piss themselves in fear, they are now covered in piss Seems to me like you could choose better if you want to be taken advantage of while you're drunk.

>>106205 What if a Demon was all about Jesus, but against the whole idea of organized religion?

>>106211 I can only put a fight when drunk, can't feel pain and feel far stronger than I am until I hit the pavement so it would be a plus for a Manticore. I think maybe I wrong

>>106212 No demon would ever be pro-Jesus. None of them are mentally retarded.

new gaira cover. makes me wish for a bubble slime glow up

>>106216 i meant sea slime. oh well

>>106214 They could be pro-Jesus in the way that people are pro-Santa Claus. Plus, it's a good way to disarm hapless Christian boys. Think of what the congregation will say when he brings a reformed demon to hear the choir!

>>106219 usually they're there for the outfit

>>106220 I will now attend your church.

>>106219 Except that Jesus isn't a festive character. Admit it, for most people, Santa Claus is a kindly old man that brings gifts to you if you've been a compliant good boy. His relevance outside Christmas is next to zero, and (again) for most people, Christmas is just a day when you gather together, have a feast and a happy atmosphere. Hell, even atheists have fun during Christmas since the festivities do not require you to be religious or aware of the history of the holiday. Jesus, on the other hand, is a fiction made up by humans to control other humans. Demons might understand Christianity, but there's no way they'll believe in that crap.

>Yeah yeah anon that Jesus guy seems cool and all >Now can we skip to the "be fruitful and multiply" part already?

>>106222 Jesus isn't a fun character only because you're bringimg the trappings of the rest of the religion with him. It's hard not to, but someone from another world wouldn't necessarily do that and could think of him more like carpenter Robin Hood or something. Most people other than children ignore things about Santa like the old man watching to make sure you're naughty or nice year-round. It'd be a shallow appreciation of the thing, just taking the bits they like in a similar manner. Maybe I should've used Zeus or something as an example instead. You read the legends, maybe you think he's a pretty cool guy, but you don't believe sky daddy is going to drop a lightning bolt on your head if you say he's not shit because he's not real.

I love my lich wife!

>>106221 i could use some blessings myself

what the dog doin'?

>>106224 I doubt Jesus would strike a cord with the monsters, he's a fiction that was born in human culture and of human realities. >Zeus He/she might be a real character in MG world. They've got Ares, Eros, Hephaestus and some other deities either heavily based on or straight ripped from Greco-Roman mythos. Also I saw somebody calling Chief God "Juno", which is Zeus' wife.

>>106225 Does she like lychees?

>>106228 Some (heavy emphasis) of his values would resonate at least, other bits might be taboo in an exotic or exciting way. I think it'd just be one of those things that seems weird until you talk to her about it rather than any kind of impossibility or extreme unlikelihood. Again, it would need to be a fairly shallow or fan-like appreciation though. >Also I saw somebody calling Chief God "Juno", which is Zeus' wife. Zeus, buddy, can you please come put your woman in check? She's being all... Feminine.

>>106212 Hellhound gf who's crazy about Jesus

>>106230 'Some' values doesn't mean much. Almost everyone would agree with 'some' values of Christianity, including atheists, muslims, satanists etc. Hell some monsters might even convert to Christianity, but I doubt they'd be statistically significant. And even for those who do convert, I'm almost 100% sure they'll transform the religion into a sexy lewd version of it just like they did with the Fallen God.

>>106227 Man he's really deep up in there.

>>106233 >'Some' values doesn't mean much. It doesn't have to. You also keep bringing up the religion when I'm talking about the dude; I can't emphasize "shallow" enough here. Go back to the Zeus analogy--someone might think the Z Man is rad even today, but they wouldn't live their life to please him or sacrifice goats in his name, they just think he's cool... Except for all that weird stuff he did, but that's whatever. >And even for those who do convert You're talking about something fundamentally different than I am. Think more along the lines of a fairytale, and not even necessarily one that's been retold accurately.

>>106227 I can't imagine how smug she'd be if I ate her puss. And as I cannot imagine it, I'll have to do it and witness it myself.

>"earthmover" insists that hell is very real and she was there from the moment she shut down until the moment she was reactivated >gremlin says that all the old war automatons say that and it's probably just a processor glitch

the fuck does a gremlin know about tech anyway? unless I am very much mistaken, the gremlins are the ones that DESTROY the planes.

>>106238 Your a idito

>>106239 if she's so smart she can build a prove-me-wrong machine.

>>106240 She already did, bucko.

>>106241 Oh did she? Oh did she really? Well, I very much doubt that. And she should put her MONEY WHERE HER MOUTH IS, and we can review her patent and do a tech demo. ...In private, obviously. Perhaps in my bedroom, which is a private place.

>>106235 Jesus, unlike Zeus or many other mythical beings, doesn't mean much outside the religious context. Because he was created as part of organized religion. You talk about Ancient Greco-Roman gods, they were big badasses and most of the related myths focused on precisely that. Zeus was a thunder-and-lightning guy, Mars was the god of war, Venus was the goddess of love etc. People believed in their existence and they sometimes made sacrifices for them in hope of attracting their favor. There wasn't a 'religion' revolving around them. Now that we're talking about it, KC did a very poor job at mixing the mythos. The largely Greco-Roman pantheon awkwardly mixed with some gods from other mythologies (Hel being a good example, what is she doing there when Greeks had their own god of the underworld?). Angels mixed with cupids and valkyries, and on top of this mess we have the Chief God which borrows some insights from Christianity, Islam, and something else. Honestly if we look past the sexy girls, the narrative just looks weak. Instead of going original, he just borrowed a bunch of concepts and mixed them together very carelessly.

>>106238 Well, yeah, but they do it with the precision of an engineer! Also, she'll be responsible for repairing whatever is left of the aircraft for community service afterward, and that takes a good bit of skill.

>>106242 It's large grem boobies, dumbass.

>>106245 Yeah and I want to see her demo them IN PRIVATE. IN MY BEDROOM. JUST TO BE SURE.

Where do I apply for a monsterwife? At this rate I'll never get one.

>>106247 >tfw born for a monsterwife yet born in the wrong dimension Feels bad man Weep for me, miss Banshee...

Why don’t they just hire more gremlins to fix all the issues?

>>106227 Oh no, she bites

>>106249 Are they team players? Is putting a lot of gremlins in one place a good idea?

>>106251 Well duh. They are half the size of humans and most other monsters so you need twice as many gremlin staff as you would otherwise have of another species. Let’s start with 30.

>>106252 >30 gremlins >Less than a month later the entire compound has been overwhelmed by a portal to the panties dimension.

>>106243 NTA but I've always thought the reason its Hel and not Hades is because she is described as being "relatively young" compared to the other gods so maybe the greek/roman named gods are supposed to be older than the non greek/roman named gods. Of course we know Mara and Eros existed at the same time so its not concrete but that's just how I've seen it. (It could also be Hel instead of Hades because maybe KC just likes the name Hel more)

>>106227 Gross, dog slobber.

>>106253 That's rude. Why would they just invade the flayer husband clubhouse like that?

>>106209 I bet satyros have awesome cults. If I got drunk at a satyros bar and I didn't wake up tied to some some occult alter in the woods I'd feel pretty disappointed.

>>106247 I consulted my orb, and unfortunately it looks like an ancient monster hag pre-ordered your soul. You will have to wait until she's ready (she hasn't talked to another person, much less a man in an eon)

>>106260 >doomed to an eternity of loneliness because some ancient hag is indecisive thats pretty brutal

>>106209 its all about the dragon cult

>>106258 Honestly, grems can be a little rude sometimes. Especially if they hear someone say they "can't" do something.

>>106263 Gremlins can't provide me with one (just one, no more) Jinko wife.

>>106264 >"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh." >"Fine."

>>106265 I stand corrected. Good wife.

For me it's Zombies, they are cute, can be domesticated and there are plenty available

Big koturday.

>>106269 Playing with pussy day.

>>106261 Hey to be fair, she had the perfect pick-up line ready a few millenia ago, but it references a now extinct empire and the price of leather sandals. She's really struggling to catch up. If you happen to meet a strange woman who tries to woo you with 90s sitcom lines you may want to pay attention.

>>106267 >grab a zombie from outside the convenience store where gyarus and delinquents usually hang around >bring her home >she sees all the other zombies that you have grabbed and turned into your property >she mutters "unc... rotmaxxing... good"

>>106269 Who purr the best

>>106273 The tailpussy

>>106273 Kittens. Kittens purr with ZERO chill.

thinkn of sheep girls

>>106277 The sheep girls have put all the anons to bed

>>106278 Monsters hijacking your furniture and your bed

>>106279 The monster is your bed, you may lay on her

>>106280 Now that's how I imagine Fridays with my auntster

>>106280 This but with your Alp bro

>>106280 This but with big kots

>>106277 Goat, cow and sheep failed me. I do not want to associate with the herd now

>>106287 >Goat, cow and sheep Your bedroom is not a fucking barn, anon

>>106285 Alp bros are like better memory foam, they get softer the more you lay on them.

>>106288 >Your bedroom is not a fucking barn Agree to disagree.

>>106291 This lingo is outdated already. Must be a hag balrog struggling to keep up.

I want a fat assed balrog to sit on a volcano cake with her volcano cake and then I eat the volcano cake off her volcano cake

>>106293 Anon, i think you might like volcanoes more than you like balrogs.

>>106294 She rules the volcano though. If I like it then it’s a compliment to her. I mean I could try it with a lava golem. The cake might get burnt and crunchy.

>>106294 The volcano is the powerhouse of the grade school science fair.

>>106293 you cant just use a monsters butt as a plate. horns, boobs, tummy, thighs those are fine. butt you need permission.

>The monsters could rule the world. >Druella did. She took a monster army to far Lescatie. There was nothing left to conquer; the world was hers. >But Druella is married. Her empire is gone. >And so we live in lonely days; the monsters of the world bicker and compete with each other, instead of their proper purpose: getting cute boys. >Druella must weep, if the married weep. I will weep in her place, but I will also hope. >The world turns; what was may come again. >The Fates still spin the web of men's lives. >So now, perhaps the gods wish monsters to be great again. >Perhaps a new Druella will take up the sword, bring love where there is chaos, remake the world of men to a better plan. >perhaps...

>>106297 Horns? How does that even work? I mean, even if you find a food that can actually go on a monster girl's horns without just falling apart or falling off (donuts, I guess?), you have to eat it off of there just a few inches from her face, which doesn't sound comfortable for either of you.

>>106297 Not always.

>>106300 Cheshire are so cute

>>106299 It depends on the sharpness of the horn and shape of the horn. >Wrap bacon around horns >Skewer bits of meat or fruit onto the horn like a kebab >Drape liquorice laces or fizzy shoestrings or similar sort of candy over the horn I will freely admit this is more for the spectacle and gag than it is lewd or enjoyable.

>>106303 Balrog horns could be used to roast marshmallows. Mamono marshmallow eating is cute and we should normalize it.

>Tonight on Fox News >The American counteroffensive against the Eastern immigration aggression has breached the border of Zipangu, the battlefield is getting hotter as the inari get dominated in the battlefield >A total of four anons, backed by their dragon and hellhound girlfriends, have managed to subdue and creampie several thousand inari soldiers >A shrine maiden in Zipangutown, New Francisco, grew her seventh tail while remaining a virgin >The mysterious anon keeps talking about "Oriental menace" taking over America, plotting to enslave the white man and take away his freedom >The Empress of Zipangu, Kureha Suckadicka, has denied his claims, saying that "the empire of Zipangu has no plans to take over those amerimutts and they can have their eagle harpies squawk all they want, but she will keep ranting on and trying to push her agenda until the people get tired enough of her psychotic ramblings and just put her in position of power so she would finally shut the fuck up." >Western foxes have doubled down on buying guns, ammunition, to protect their homes and their husbands from the ever-expansive government >A conspiracy theory about the government being actually run by the raccoons is gaining popularity, especially as raccoon-owned companies such us Cloudflash slowly take over the Internet through a combination of fearmongering, deception and aggressive advertisement >The Raccoon Association of America has fiercely denied the claim, saying "the fluffy cunts have always had a grudge against them" <"How about we starting talking about these foxes instead, particularly about their insane reproduction rates? An average fox gives birth to 20 offspring. They are the ones trying to outbreed the rest of the monsters!" >the head of the Western Fox Alliance said nothing and just kept hopping on her husband's dick

How much sex could a sex sex sex if a sex sex could sex sex? SEX

Zombie dragons are quite particular creatures. You don't know what kind of clothes they might rise from the grave with. What kind of fashion did they have a 100, or 1000 years ago? Who knows?

>>106310 >zombie dragon dressed in her burial goods, draped in golden jewelry wrought by some long gone civilization

coincidentally, Oni Street is has the lowest rate of male disappearances in all of Zipangutown. arent they supposed to be evil or something?

>>106312 Males don't disappear in oni street unless it's into an oni's clothes. No. They abduct, grope, rape, kiss, sex, lick, step on, sit on, bully, crush, tease, headscissor, face-in-armpit-lock, molest, groom, paizuri, boobhat and/or love their men in public.

>>106312 Sir! It is ILLEGAL to post Onis without including BEST ONI.

>>106312 >1st pic Ah yes, not the smug and smart blue oni, or the emotional and brawly red oni, but the calm and calculating Albino Oni.

>>106315 Sir, that's a cow.

>>106314 Exactly! The men don't dissappear there, only their innocence, and that doesn't make headlines. I think the oni may have accidentally outsmarted certain other ne'erdowells.

>>106317 She's a complicated lady, Anon. >Oni >Cow >Spooder >Ideal Wife

How come every other monster from Zipangu ended up in Zipangu town, but the Oomus are spread out on the abandoned buildings all over MGC?

>>106315 i thought it best left to the professionals. >>106316 completely cornering her prey, ready to enact their dastardly evil plan... of asking if she looks cute in her new jacket... blushing hard at his response and then walking away without a word.

>>106320 they do the onryo thing where they habitat an "abandoned/cursed" house and hope anon moves in for a fateful encounter

>>106315 >spidercow >spidercow >does whatever a spidercow does

>>106323 >Does whatever a spidercow does It's mostly sex, honestly.

>>106324 i'll have you know she can knit a mean potato sack

>>106322 >Onryo already inhabiting an abandoned apartment >Oomu moves in, doesn't notice she's already haunting the place. >At night they both notice eachother, start bickering and arguing about how the apartment isn't big enough for the both of them. >They call the owner, but it's not like she can do anything about it. They're both squatting and none of them want/can be forced to leave >So they spend the all day, arguing who needs to use the shower the most, why the other keeps eating the food they bring, and what rooms are their "territory" >When an anon finally moves in, he'll be in for a very interesting experience.

you ever wonder if the slimes maybe aren't level 1?

>>106328 Due to the easiness of slime fission, there are a bunch of lvl 1 slimes in starting zones. We really need to start a campaign to refuse and consolidate all the low level slimes back into higher level slimes.

What if it's a totally unexpected monster doing the level draining?

>>106330 Vamp mosquito discovers draining lvls is more energy efficient than daining blood.

>>106330 Level drained by a giant rat.

>>106332 people constantly underestimate their capacity to make all the rules

>>106330 You don't need levels when you have shog.

>>106330 no one expects leveldrain from the 5 foot nothing weresheep!

>>106326 I hope they don't see my giant, throbbing HEART PUPILS when I spend time with them.

>>106335 Imagine losing all your levels to a sheep. Imagine losing all your levels to a weak sheep. Imagine losing all your levels to a weak sheep that was fawning over how amazingly strong you are (were). Imagine losing all your levels to a weak sheep that was fawning over how amazingly strong you are (were) and it was from cuddle rape. Imagine losing all your levels to a weak sheep that was fawning over how amazingly strong you are (were) and it was from cuddle rape WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP.

>>106330 >Pyrow draining her husband to always keep him at level 67

>>106337 unconscious level-drain from a deredere mamo that dosent know shes level-draining you. she just knows that touching you makes her feel good. she could just hug you forever, all the while you keep losing your strength.

>>106339 Yeah but when she finds out you can't push her off anymore - like physically can't even do it - she's going to get a new kind of heart pupils in her eyes.

>>106340 <"dont worry, il take care of you"

>>106330 i'm starting to think ms titania won't let me leave

>>106341 Her wool grows fat and fluffy with levels. When its shaved, it makes some of the best material for textiles, clothes, blankets etc. Anon gets some exp back in the sex after. But more importantly, his gear is now much better and he has a higher exp gain rate. He will get his levels back through farmwork, sex, hunting, and then inevitably dump them all back into weresheep.

>>106342 dont know about you, but level-drain is the exact kind of fae trickery i'd expect from the queen of fairies

>>106344 B-but she told me she was from the Seelie Court...

>>106344 >day 17 >the faeries have still not noticed that I am an imp

to our collective shock and horror, the fairies have rejected the offer of cookies. they are demanding 'brownies'. it is unclear at this moment whether they will accept double chocolate cookies as a compromise. at a push we may have to consider triple chocolate.

>>106338 But I'm so close to level 69!

>Level 999 demon licking up another one of level 5 -> 4 anon's exp-rich loads >"Your level hoarding and greed is hurting the exp economy." tuts the demon

Can we use level drain?

>>106352 no sorry. now get in the femdom chamber for your femdomming. ...yes of course you can level drain. it's not a very heroic thing to do, but it's one way to bully strong monsters.

>>106352 I would level drain a smol and submissive monstergirl

>>106352 no. but mamo can give you their levels in special classes tied to their species. i hear oni-chan is meta right now, im heading to the local Sabbath right now!

>>106355 >accidentally go to the sabbath who's "little girls" actually are little girls >the oldest among them is 12 >end up in an unironic tea party

>>106356 That's still breeding age for monsters, they start early. You could end up like that at one of the more traditional lolibaba Sabbaths if the mood isn't right anyway though. That might actually be fun, assuming their tea and snacks aren't the imaginary variety.

>>106355 >>106353 I'm getting mixed messages

I am going to sane wash hatter. I am going to wash her in sanity. I am going to make her the most sane mushroom that has ever lived. She will then make me tea and breakfast in bed.

>>106361 >>106353 is a strong monster trying to bait you into getting turned into someones pet slave class party member >>106355 is a powergamer, giving you genuine, if shameless advice

>>106289 Soft Alpbro doesn't sound too bad

She sensed gayness in the thread. She came to ungay the thread.

>>106366 Based and trad ancient evil fox rapist.

>>106366 Shikifoxes are the gayest thing alive. Honestly, Shiki-anything.

>>106306 >Tonight on the Fox News >Foxfags are taking over the thread >And there is nothing you can fucking do about that

Foxposter posting an mge fox challenge - impossible.

>>106366 BASED fox woman She's going to force you to fondle her titties and play with her clit until the gay leaves you

>>106370 Foxes are foxes, and all foxes are good.

>>106371 <You humans are so foolish. You can't pray the gay away because your god isn't real. <No, you have to rape it out. <I am your goddess now.

>>106372 What about the bad foxes

>>106374 They call those the BEST foxes.

>>106374 Bad foxes become good foxes upon being impregnated

>>106352 yeah, but actual MGE level drain is more like powerleveling where you're infinitely snowballing levels plus it's a little girly to learn eromancy

>>106366 Alps aren't gay though, they are biological females

>>106363 Very sad will have to use other dirty tricks to win

Who are the eldest and second eldest lilim? The QoH is the third eldest and Dru is the fourth eldest. Enma, the second eldest lilim, was born on a honeymoon in zipangu, so is presumably some sort of rice eating fisherman. I demand headcanons.

>>106378 Well, how else would she ungay an area?

>>106378 5000 evil foxes upon your gay ass.

>>106381 My theory is that the eldest lilim is secretly in charge of the Order and keeping the monsters supplied with husbands until they fix the sons problem.

>>106381 Paragon trying to be the best at everything but has major self esteem issues and struggles with an enormous responsibility and expectations placed on her. OR Big sister in the shadows. The lead on any covert, infiltration and intelligence on the order. Making sure the neutral and order states don’t do anything incredibly stupid. Also keeping tabs and tattling on her younger sisters. Only monster besides the DL that can fluster dru or get queen of hearts to be sensible.

>>106383 >Evil Fox >Posts Wakamo

>Nuclear weapon launched, exclusion zone active. >Nuclear weapon launched, exclusion zone active. >Nuclear weapon launched, exclusion zone active. >Nuclear weapon launched, exclusion zone active.

>>106386 She does look evil and I had to google to see who is Wakamo. Not everybody has deep knowledge of gook media.

>>106388 >Larper outs himself as a secondary.

>>106381 Canon secondborn is in charge of the prison called "Hell". I don't think about her to make up headcanon about her, but you can go from there.

>>106381 The lilim in the profile is the eldest lilim because because shes the first lilim we've seen, and she is one out the three lilim that is known to have a husband

>>106390 To be fair, being called a secondary in context of gacha is a compliment. You have to be fucking retarded to play these "games" instead of just enjoying the doujins.

>>106391 Neat. I did not know this.

>>106393 >Doesn't know or post MGE >Doesn't know what he posts either >Thinks that's a good thing You'll always be an outsider.

>>106391 She's just Lucifer from Helltaker

>>106393 I don't care about gacha at all either, I just save the girls. Pirate them, if you will.

>>106352 the mamono dont want you to know this but you can drain their levels by sucking the milk from their titties i have seven formerly lvl999 Ancient Evils as lvl 2~4 Cattle at my ranch. sometimes i let them re-level to 75 (the usual level cap) with my cum, then i drain it all, and they moo so loudly and after say it felt really good

>>106397 Same here. I see a cute fox -> I save a cute fox. I might later figure out that she's from SomeMediaName but, to me it's just a cute fox art and her assigned identity is secondary.

>>106399 My fellow cute fox enthusiast

I don't mean to nag, but the fox thread is perfectly active and you can fox it up all day long every day without upsetting someone.

>>106400 What can I say. I love foxes.

>>106401 >nag We all see this anti-hoss language.

>>106401 Pay no attention to seething catgirls losing the throne to foxes. The future is now.

laugh.

>>106407 Tell a joke first

>>106405 ok but when are we getting a yorkshire mamono? when are we getting a birmingham mamono?

>>106408 A pirate walks into a bar. He has a ship's wheel bolted onto his crotch. The bartender asks why he has a wheel on his crotch and if it's causing him any trouble. The pirate replies "Aye. It's driving me nuts!"

>>106410 Truly a monstergirl tier joke

>>106404 What if I like foxes AND cats? I don't see any reason for the division.

>>106408 Three alps are sitting in a hot tub. A condom floats to the top. They look at each other to determine who farted.

>>106408 Your government.

>>106410 I laugh, stupid purple cat

>>106410 Ancient joke, but well-told. Well done, Chesh. >>106413 Bad timing. Do better! >>106414 How did you know I'm American?

>>106417 I didn't know that, it's just true for every country.

>>106408 A Cheshire, a Hatter, and a Hellhound were in a pub, talking about their daughters. "My daughter was born on Druella's Birthday" commented the Hatter. "So we obviously decided to call her Druella." "That’s a real coincidence," remarked the Cheshire. "My daughter was born on The Day of the Demon Lord's ascendance, so obviously we decided to call her Lilith." "That’s incredible, what a coincidence," said the Hellhound. "Exactly the same thing happened with my daughter Pancake."

>>106408 >What does the cat say? <MEOW >A sparrow? <Chirp Chirp >A dog? <AMERIMUTTS! >A cow? <Moo! >A pig? <I don't know what does "demon silver" mean, your guns are KILLING MONSTERS! >A sheep? <Anubis the best girl. >A mosquito? <There you are, serf.

>>106413 What a distasteful joke, get a proper Alp jester for a good joke

>>106408 Childhood friend went missing but I think she monsterised into a gargoyle. I walked up to her and asked "Statue Girl"?

I would have SEX with a MONSTER.

>>106424 Yeah

>>106424 Same

>>106424 And monsters would gladly have sex with you

>>106427 Dude. Why do you have to be gay?

>anon's German shepherd monsterizes into a cu sith <"Mein fuhrer! I can talk!"

>>106428 It's not gay if balls don't touch.

>>106431 >it's not gay if... Oh, I get it, it's one of those closet cases.

>>106432 It's true. Miss Alp and Anon are having 7 Minutes in Heaven.

>>106433 >7 minutes It's immediately clear that both are dudes. That's awfully short for a sex session and only a dude would enjoy it this way.

I am an order conscript. I lost to the extremists and the monstrous army. Our lines were overran. We shattered and routed. Our kingdom is doomed. I await my fate as a prisoner of war. Curse purple ladies.

>>106431 Does Alp paizuri counts as balls touching?

>>106435 You hope it's not mindflayer, atlach-nacha or night gaunt. As for the rest you can resolve this issue.

>>106435 Those conscripts are getting coddled to hell, monstergirls know they think they're fighting flesh eating horrors and will surely die.

>>106438 The coddling will continue until morale improves

>>106438 >>106439 What do you think the first conscript expecting the worst will think when he gets his face mashed between a pair of fat tits?

>>106438 Easy to win over a bear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM69fRXJCFU

>>106440 these aren't my glasses

>>106440 >”boobs”

>>106440 >probably exhausted from staying up 20 hours a day keeping watch >coupled with drills and resupply duties >get grabbed by a monstergirl and get your face shoved between a pair of warm breasts >instantly fall asleep Simple as

>>106444 I do think that'd be really, really common. >Order post office full of angry letters from mamono wives of captured soldiers >All are complaints about the condition their husbands arrived in

>>106445 >tfw really mad your new husband was so dead tired he passed out in your breasts >tfw also not really that mad he passed out in your breasts The Order office got a very conflicting letter that day.

>>106435 >quick, send in the dairy farmer. it's our only hope it might work

>>106447 >he just rings a cowbell and the entire Minotaur front line exposes their breasts and gets on their hands and knees The Order's strongest warrior...

Fortunately no mamono know about my weaknesses to French fries and wing burritos.

>>106449 YOU HAVE ALERTED THE SEAGULLS