>>118466 You mean a girl worth fighting for? You mean a girl worth fighting for, right?

>swan harpy standing there >menacingly

>>118473 I said what I meant and I meant what I said

>>118470 I would had, who wouldn't want to fight for his wife?

>>118470 >I only want to be nice to her. Someone get this man a bonnet tipper!

>>118474 Swan Princess bullies Dragon, Dragon sings she needs a hero

>>118461 When the booty call stays for tacos and some Smash Bros and Guilty Gear

>>118479 That just means you don't have to call back for round 2. Or round X+1, as it is.

The survey department of the Ministry of Love would like to know if you agree with the sentiment portrayed in this image.

>>118481 Yes. It's good stuff

>>118481 Nah. She looks good in that dress though.

>>118481 Yes, very much. Ideal dynamic

>>118481 I disagree, the big nice demon lady should be the one putting me in cuffs.

>>118481 >Miniluv survey Not a fan of this image overall. >Good Things Lady is BEEG Lady has BEEG BOOBS Lady has boob mole <Bad things Lady is not princess-carrying Anon Lady is not in charge Lady needs to be more monstruous. Of these, the fact Anon is not being princess-carried is the most important. Anons require at least 4 hours of being princess carried each day or they will die.

>>118479 That's why your bro is the best bootycall

>>118481 I would also be sweating buckets if given such a responsibility

>>118481 no, because i'm not lvl 25 yet and i dont have a sword. i also dont have a wife thats orders of magnitude more leveled than me but i'd actually be fine with that

>>118466 same

>>118502 >Anon tries to use his boner on her actual armor >"Oh, no." >"He's stupid."

>>118501 >video the whole thing >becoming an (in)famous documentary maker with a small following >monsters get excited when you're going to make a clip about them, as it then coincides with other anons going out to find and marry said monster species >others adamant that, when you get around to them, they will be the ones who finally claim your virginity

>>118504 I can only guess that Documentary Anon is either absurdly lucky, absurdly skilled, or is depending on all the various monsters preventing each other from taking his virginity, like that one Three Stooges syndrome joke from the Simpsons.

>>118505 I bet he's mana marked by a secret benefactor who will eventually collect on him once he's done with his movies.

>>118505 the trick is to know when to be polite, know when to hide and know when to run very fast.

>>118481 Reverse level draining the LV666 demon all the way to LV1

>>118507 When do I run very fast? From hounds, right? And Jinkos and Ushis?

>>118504 >The natural atmosphere of a malef's throneroom, caverns of abyss, lilim war room, wonderland tea party or zipangese town interrupted by some dude with zero self-preservation instincts, a go-pro and selfie stick narrating to the cameras about the locals

>>118510 Yeah, but mamono really probably WOULD let him get away with that for a while. It's just so brazen, you gotta see where it's going to go!

>>118511 "I'm deep in the northern mountains of Zipangu, which the local say at this time of year harbour a large population of wild ushis. At this point in the season would soon be when they descend onto the roads and villages to snatch a mate, but I'm here early to see their preparations and perhaps even snag an interview."

>>118512 Note: spiders are ambush predators

>>118506 Actually, now that I think about it, a blessing from Eros would explain why this dude is able to get away with the things he does without getting mated at all; the fact that his documentary actually increases the rates of monsters finding husbands makes it exactly the sort of thing she'd want to support.

>>118481 Good, but could be improved with the monster looking like this and me wearing the cuffs.

>>118513 > Be me, at home > Go outside to rake up leaves, there's a small mountain of them inexplicably piled up in my backyard > There's a few dozen empty garbage bags scattered in the street > The small mountain of leaves is quivering and I can hear very deep giggling coming from inside > Occasionally I can see a spider leg the width of a man's leg poke out > Nothing suspicious about this whatsoever

>>118513 >Jump cut in footage to him running away from something. Swears bleeped out >Second jump cut to him covered in dirt and twigs, and a bit of ushi fluff >"Well, we got our interview. That's the good news. Lovely girls and a really beautiful, beautiful mountain. Yeah. Um... Things got a bit hairy back there after we, um, met the second ushi. Translator said something about rape and uh, well, the bad news is we left our translator, friend of the channel, behind." >"Great guy. I'm sure he'll make those two ushis very happy but uh... yeah, tough one to take really. But hey, we press on." >"Interview is on the second channel. Channel members can see the behind the scenes." >"Oh, and subscribe to translator, link in the subscription." >"If you've enjoyed the series so far, I'm sure he'll be posting a lot more cute ushi content soon." >"Tomorrow I'm hiking towards the oni villages. Like and subscribe and hit that bell icon. Peace."

>>118505 What if he's just really really REALLY dense and can't take a hint if it pressed both cheeks on his face?

>>118519 I mean, monster girls fucking LOVE it when dudes are oblivious like that; if anything, it'd ensure that it would happen that much quicker.

>>118517 >>118518 Maybe life with spiders isn't so bad

>>118514 I need to see him hog tie a rampaging croc lizardman with just his bare hands and a roll of duct tape.

>>118518 >Half the post is actual stuff happening >The other half is classic youtuber e-begging Heh

>>118524 It's better when he's with a monster like a chesh or a fairy or a wurm that is constantly interrupting.

Do you think you can play the segments of an Oomukade like a xylophone?

>>118525 >AnonTuber visits a local sabbath branch >A bunch of just-below-the-shot imps are sexually harassing him the whole time >He can't tilt down to show them because he'd be demonitized instantly

>>118527 I highly doubt anyone would get punished for showing nudity or daring outfits in mamono society.

>>118527 >constant imp brainrot >imps plugging their own channels >fighting one another to be in the video

Getting raped by imps is pretty COOL.

>>118530 Gettting raped by an imp hag that says it was "totes rad yo"

>>118530 well, i certainly wouldn't want to be cringe

>>118530 I heard that Imps are very skilled in anal

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