>>127871 >She still tries her absolute hardest >Aware of the fact she isn't what someone imagines when they think of maid >...and likely would not be their top pick >Quite self-conscious about it >So she is determined to prove herself, or at the very least make a good impression on anon >May be especially nervous or anxious if she has recently come across the portals for work (marriage)

>>127866 How about making your big sister a mom?

>>127521 >the main scenario takes 111 turns, each turn representing a week of the Campaign >each turn is split into like six upkeep steps, and the three operations rounds which are each a back and forth between players as you move and recon units (which in itself are big enough to take the whole day, and theres 3 of them per turn), and end of turn upkeep. >the dev recommends playing the game with teams of 5 per side, so playing it 1v1 means you do more thinking and use more time on the game (the start of turn upkeep would take 10 hours to do solo) >in the end the whole thing is a super long term commitment of years if not decades, assuming you have a life and a job and only game 1 day per week. dont joke about playing CfNA around anubii, they see it as a serious proposal on the level of "will you marry me?". at least start small with Twilight Imperium and 1822.

>>127867 The maid disguise is a favorite among kunoichis and for that reason you should always demand that any potential maids show you the proper paperwork before you let them into your house. Too many anons fail for enforce basic security measures and then wake up to this.

>>127875 How dangerous is kunoichi facesitting?

>>127876 So dangerous you can't get a license for it anymore

>>127875 Plenty of Kikis do this as well, but you never hear a PSA about them.

>>127876 It depends on how comfy your face is, and if you put up a fight or go willingly into becoming her seat. Her legs are supple, but her thighs are strong. She can grapple you with ease. She can put you into submission holds. Then, grind, mash and rut her dripping pussy against your exposed nose and mouth. A kunoichi might use shibari or restraints to keep you in place, and then rest her rump on you candidly and casually if you were a pillow. Often they have to stay up all night to infiltrate somewhere, so she may nod off on top of you. The day job of a ninja makes her sweaty, and reading up on your profile and thinking about you makes her horny, so you are going to be ensnared by her smell and pheromones. You won't be able to stop yourself from eating and sniffing her pussy. Maybe even her butthole. If she is particularly devious, she will combine it with other ninjutsu. Poisons, aphrodisiacs, magics, elaborate positions. Perhaps even rope in a second monster, willing or not, to get both your cock and your face. And she will absolutely know in advance if you are weak to this sort of thing.

>>127874 Unusual things monsters take as marriage proposals: >"Wanna play this autistic board game?" >Eye contact >"I could eat cooking like this every day." >Losing your balance and falling into her >Asking for directions >Starting or completing the process of drowning

>>127880 >walking with rhythm

>>127875 i'm not into face sitting, so i'm safe from the kunoichi now if they wisened up and used their boobs to smother me, then i'd be in danger. but they'll never do that, they're all dummies that get themselves tangled in every trap you set and a few you didn't set.

>>127834 oh

>>127883 >Energy vampire That's just a succubus...

>>127884 I was thinking Jiangshi cause they're sometimes called Chinese vampires.

>>127874 Who says I am joking?

>>127882 >Anon was later boobed by the kunoichi booby trap

>>127883 > Down to earth succ who wants to hang out with you and feed on your good vibes There has to be a mythological creature like that. She sounds sweet.

>>127880 You forgot >All of the above

Dork dark elf who has a funny special interest.

>Sitting at a bar with your best bud >He's telling you the story of a time he drowned when he was 10 >Channel your inner hakutaku and inform him that he's still alive so he must mean he ''almost drowned >"No dude, my heart stopped for like thirty seconds, I was dead!" >The lich in the next seat over is growing increasingly agitated The living don't understand death.

>>127891 She writes plays in verse. There, it's out in the open. Make fun of her all you want. Call her a Phantom-lite.

>>127893 iambic pentameter is a form of torture so this could work

>>127893 >Would you uh... maybe recite one for me? <You wish to hear one of my works? >Yeah? <*Dark elf squee* The fluffy handcuffs stayed on, but it was an enjoyable evening. They even had wine.

>>127895 You know she's into you when she binds your hands in front.

>>127342 >Apopcicle's Yeti friend takes her on a lunch date to Snow Problem >Yeti tells Apop she has a special trick ready for the cold >When Apop arrives, Yeti is waiting at the front doors with a second scarf and pair of knife-ear earmuffs in hand >Yeti wraps the magic-imbued blue scarf around Apop, covering her mouth and nose >Pinching the earmuffs in her paws, Yeti gently slides them onto Apop's ears >with Apop sufficiently bundled, they enter Snow Problem >Yeti declines the complimentary parka as her own body heat keeps her warm >Yeti makes sure Apop's parka is zipped up to the scarf, pulling the fluffy fur hood over her crown and muffs >Inside Snow Problem is a glimmering, icy landscape of chairs, tables, bar counters, and walls, ice as far as you can see >Fearing a "response" from the coalescing cold chattering of patrons and employees alike, Yeti puts on a pair of earmuffs of her own >Apop glides effortlessly across the icy floor in her tail snowsuit to an empty booth >Yeti lifts one earmuff off and motions for Apop to do the same <Since this is your first time here, I'd recommend their triple choco hot cocoa to warm yourself! <Keep your earmuffs and scarf on, when the waitress comes just point at the menu to order, we don't need a repeat of Selkie's Diner >Apop places the fur muff back on and nods >From the opposite side of the table, Yeti can see cold breath piercing through the grape snake's layered scarf >As a Yuki-onna waitress walks by, Apop winces and lets out a muffled shiver >A pair of snow white paws lean over the table and start rubbing Apop's arms for warmth >Apop can see Yeti's mouth moving but can't quite make out the words >Before Apop can speak, a Tsurara-onna adorned in a black and white maid outfit walks up with pen and paper ready for their orders >Apop points her shaking finger onto triple choco hot cocoa >The Tsurara waitress gives her a quick thumbs up, taking her menu >Yeti orders 3 scoops of strawberry ice cream with sprinkles to, in her words, "beat the heat in here" >Tsurara gives a dry "ah, daring today" and walks off to prepare their orders >As they wait for their drinks and ice cream, Apop looks over to see Yeti gesticulating with her paws >Apop gently slides one earmuff away to listen in <...pulled the guy out of the snow and he says "is that bigfoot?" and he passes out in my paws! Had to princess carry sleeping beauty three miles back to civilization, I didn't get home until one in the morning! >Apop nods along to Yeti's endless Snuggle Scouts stories >So invested was Apop in her tales that she barely realized her cold chills subsided >Apopcicle lowered her scarf with a gentle tug to expose a rare smile >The two laughed, shared stories of desert and tundra alike, and Apopcicle successfully faced her fear of cold head on with her new friend >Maybe Winterstown wasn't such a bad place to be

>>127895 >>127893 >This... shake spear. He's famous in your culture, correct, Earth Human? <Well, yes, but we don't watch plays. And his work might not play well with a monster audience >Are you saying I have delicate sensibilities? <...yes.

>>127898 >She insists that she can handle any silly human play with ease >Let her watch Romeo and Juliet against your better judgement >She spends the next week alone in a dark room subsisting on ice cream and her own tears

>>127897 Wintertown can be a lonely place for a snake so far from home. I'm glad she has a yeti to look after her. Cute.

>>127897 I would fall for her

>>127897 Apopsicle discovers Wintertown isn't half bad >friendly monsters >warm buildings are exceptionally comfy >the Ice Queen just stays in her castle somewhere in the mountains and pretty much doesn't care about what the citizens are doing

Apopsicle is going to be absurdly clingy to her anon. Clingy even for a snake! Bordering on hebi clingy. For that sweet sweet body heat, and someone to coil in those long cold wintertown nights.

>>127903 Bitch, this ain’t AUTUMNtown. You gotta WINTER for her.

>>127909 I Pine for purple, your seasons are irrelevant.

>>127908 >Bordering on hebi clingy. I could see a weeaboo Apophis. Disregards Pharaohs and goes to Zipangu to get hired by a Ryu and join the Shirohebi.

>>127911 I kind of want to see this go amiss and she ends up trying to grape a shogun or ryuu. I guess seeking to bite gods would be nothing new to her though.

>>127912 >Oda nobuNAGA

>>127912 Ryu should be safe because rain isn't associated with the sun. Weeb Apophis would rather find a three-legged crow to bite.

>>127910 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you are a dryad. I'll talk slower.

>>127914 Maybe she just likes biting weather gods. >Sun goddess >Rain godess >Lightning goddess >Wind goddess >Rainbow goddess There are so many divinities she could envenomate!

Apophis is nothing but ambitious.

Wrap a naked Apophis in bandages and make her a sexy mummy. No I did not say mommy I said mummy. Think of the sexy grape bandages anon. Focus.

>>127917 She's long too. Long and ambitious.

>>127918 So a bri'ish mommy?

>>127920 I’d fuck the bri ish Apophis milf.

>>127919 And she’s purple! She’s ambitious, long and purple.

>>127921 >Apophis infiltrates wonderland to bite the Queen of Hearts

>>127923 >”ANON. I am the only sane person at this tea party besides you. You HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME.” >somehow anon isn’t convinced the giant purple snake is telling the truth >hardly looks out of place amongst the rest of the weird talking monster ladies >must be another one of the purple cat’s tricks >they are both purple

>>127924 >they are both purple JESUS CHRIST. The Cheshires are in league with the Apophises? This bodes ill for Wonderland AND the Desert Kingdoms. Cheshire prankery will distract the Anubis guards and render the Pharaoh vulnerable to Apophis domination! And who KNOWS what those dastardly Cheshires will get in return? Churus

>>127925 the purple alliance runs deep

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