Why do they chain their tails up anyway? What did they do?

>>126798 Cute lich

>>126813 It's to seal the forbidden power... Zanzibart, forgive her!

>>126814 It's always great to watch their facades break I love liches, cute undead kuudere womanlet nerds

>>126798 >>126814 >>126816 So this is the power... OF CATSING SPELLS!

>>126817 Yes, It makes me want to pet her

>>126813 A priestess shouldn't play with her own tail.

>>126819 yes, this is very indecent

>>126822 Indecency is the point with the fallen god, so it's probably something else. Maybe it's just fashion.

>>126781 In case you prefer reading these as plain text: https://pastebin.com/HG7YzvfM

>>126824 I'm going to the Happy Endings Malt Shop.

>>126824 >No cat café sad, mgc is not a purrfect city

Be careful when asking about a "hot dog place" in the Volcanic Regions.

>>126827 but I love hot dogs. I love to put my mouth on hot dog buns.

>>126813 The chains are a trap. If an anon can't resist the temptation to molest their tails then the chains become loose before quickly re tightening around the tail with said anon's hands trapped, forced to forever molest her tail. It is quite the dastardly scheme.

I tried to sneak past the hellhound guard. What are fool proof ways to distract hellhounds and absolutely positively won't backfire in a way that makes you more vulnerable and appealing to a hellhound.

>>126813 They forged the chains they wear in life. A life of not having a cute boy to smooch their tail.

>>126830 Cover yourself with industrial grease so that she cannot hold onto you.

>>126832 >grease >near an open eyeflame anon going to combust in magical dog flame, and that's going to make him cum. also miss hound is going to get coated in oil. greasy, oily hellhound boobs. slippery, slick paw beans. slick, shining hellhound butt.

>>126812 That one chubby Dark Priest is absurdly cute and sexy; I would be most certainly be interested in hearing more if she were to show up at my doorstep.

>>126834 Anon will being defeated by a slightly chubby dark priest is very funny. You folded under 0 pressure.

>>126812 Imagine Alps nuns at Sunday service

Sex with cinnamon roll wurm nun.

>>126837 All wurms are cinnamon rolls, nun or no.

>>126838 TIL that wurms are DELICIOUS

>>126839 Anyone who's eaten one out can verify this.

This thread is now 100% wurms.

>>126841 wurm

>>126841 Is this one a pure wurm?

>>126843 Masaka... Di-Amondo Cuttah...

>>126843 All wurms are pure.

I want to install an artillery cannon on a wurm and see if she'll work as mobile anti-air unit.

>>126847 Make love, not war.

>>126848 This is MGE, war is just a way to express your love. >mount surface-to-air missile batteries on your wurm >see a lone wyvern soar high in the sky >lock on her and blast her with the usual demon silver mumbo jumbo nonlethal but very effective missiles >the wyvern is stunned and is falling down >mamono mana is protecting her from any fall damage but otherwise she's helpless against your advances >after a long and passionate threesome. you outfit the wyvern with 20mm autocannons and guided air-to-air missiles >maybe you'll score a dragon this time

>>126849 Someone stop this madman

>>126850 Submit to the power of Engineering, bitch.

>>126847 OK, good luck with that. I will be doing something a bit more low tech.

>>126852 >wiggle closer, I want to hit them with my sword!

The way KC draws drool and saliva is so erotic. It makes me want to drink it.

>>126852 It's up to you.

>>126854 It's hard these days to get a succ to drool in your mouth.

>>126854 Girls are the cutest when they drool

>>126857 No, girls are cutest when they BITE

>remember to blindfold yourself before entering the medusa's lair so that she'll have no power over you helpful sign located outside medusa's lair

>>126859 >Scrawled below that in barely legible text >"chikn tendies" >Bring a couple of boxes of McNuggets >'Dusa hair will have your back, because you have theirs

I wsnt to sign a contract with a deem, but I don't know any IRL. I was going to go to a crossroads at midnight, like they did back in the day, but is there a dating site or a newsletter or something that can help me find a demon looking for someone to contract with?

Snek.

>>126862 You shall handle the snakes. >t. God

>>126862 true

>>126861 They have a habit of finding you.

>>126865 Ah. Will I get a letter in the mail today, or will one just show up on my doorstep, or what?

>>126863 wasn't i supposed to do something with scorpions too?

>>126861 You just KNOW there's some danuki reading this right this second and writing a business case for that website.

>>126864 >maid academy is training snakes now Please Babayaga, Im begging you. Please think about the sheer chaos you're wreaking upon the poor citizens!

>>126870 IN EVERY HOME

>>126870 Don't be so ophiophobic, snakes deserve education too.

>>126869 It's a very specialized clientele, but it could be a profitable little venture if done correctly. It would probably be like a contemporary dating site (photos, lists of personal characteristics, etc.), but with a heavy emphasis on the sorts of terms humans and deems would be looking for in a contract, i.e. the minimum number of sex acts in a given period, the nature of the human's incubization, etc.

>>126873 Inkubization!? YOU GOTTA BE SQUIDDING ME.

>>126870 All monsters can enter maid academy, even the ones with little to no potential, if they survive training and absorb the teachings earning Babayaga's approval then they become true maids

>>126875 That's true.

Birb is the worb

>>126875 It's one of those >didnt stop to think if they should things Maid mice, maid cats, maid dogs, maid goats, maid slime, maid snakes, maid spiders, maid scorpions, maid centipedes, maid dragons, maid corpses......just where does it all end?

>>126870 we need all kind of maids

>>126878 It doesn't end. It's maids all the way down.

Maid dresses are perfect for obscuring a master performing cunnilingus.

>>126878 >didnt stop to think if they should But I'm glad that they didn't

>>126878 It ends at maid ushi oni. Someone's bound to say, "man, this is too horrible".

>>126877 bird

>>126877 Mau-mau-mau ma-uma-ma-mau

>>126875 the unqualified maids are pretty good too though

Fuck China, one Chinese girl at a time.

>>126887 she's endangered, you know

>>126886 Real

>>126888 But doesn't that mean that I have to fuck MORE of them?

It's Snow Problem's newest waitress is struggling

>>126890 She has LOTS of sisters. Her mother did her part for The People.

>>126892 I say, fuck ALL the Chinese people. Except hinezumi. They're bitches.

>>126891 Snow Problem sounds like a Crash Bandicoot level

>>126891 they should work on their to-go menu

>>126893 Give me a garden hose and all of the fire rats.

>>126896 You have a garden hose in your pants, anon

>>126898 It's not NTR if they're all my wives.

I want to fuck miss bicorn. She is the most attractive hoss.

>>126901 Yeah, she is a real pussy magnet!

>>126901 the most attractive horse is a deer

Turn the bicorn into a humanlike mamono and I'll fuck her, then the hellhound, then have them do each other.

>>126895 Where do I find a hobgoblin who's had an unfortunate accident involving a vat of green dye? >>126897 Yeah, but urine play is a bit much even for me.

>>126904 >the shit Bicorn-san will put up with to make anon fuck around

>>126906 The horses MGE needs so fucking much.

>>126906 Look, I only ask two things of her: >Two-legged horse >Occasional one on one sex with my first wife Am I a bad husband?

>>126908 Why do you want a horse if you can't handle the hussy?

>>126909 Most of them have nice gimmicks and decent personalities. My main gripes with mythologically accurate hosses are moving around something the size of a horse on a daily basis and that we wouldn't be able to get into some positions. The hussy itself is okay, I guess.

>>126910 main downside to horses is bedtime. i've seen the daki picture but none of the positions seem satisfactory for cuddling and sleeping together on a human bed (note: i am a human)

I was caught by a gang of dhampirs, they say they need to claim me, they say it's all for my safety, but to me they all look like they just want to screw me. What should I do, anons?

If you're having trouble with bicorn's size then pixie has an easy answer.

>>126913 Tell them that if you do battle, you shall destroy this place! The time is not yet here for you to make your move!

>>126915 So in other words, I let them gangbang me? Okay.

>>126914 >And then anon drowned in giant horse tits

>>126916 I was hoping to outchuuni them but this works too

>>126918 end result is the same, it's just a variation on foreplay

>>126918 if you chuuni back at them, this only makes them aroused. you are basically saying "I want to have kids with you, and they shall be the eternal evil devouring spawn of the light and dark."

>>126920 If they chuuni you and you chuuni them back, it's ON

I want to huff dhampir boot

>>126923 >vampire has entered the thread

>>126924 Oh no I’m not huffing vampire boot as well. She can wait her turn.

>smug dhampir and disgusted vampire having to put their rivalry on the back burner because you married both and they’re now both pleasuring you >bonus points if it’s degenerate acts unbecoming of a vampire

>>126925 She can't give you a boot, but she can give you a Dhampir

>>126929 some sort of ritual to summon a dhampir? how mysterious

>>126929 strange looking vampire

I ain't got time to bleed.

>>126859 instruction unclear, now the medusa hornified us both thanks to my mirror sunglasses

>>126903 >the most attractive horse is a deer

>>126935 This hoss understands me on a deep level.

>can't tie shibari >monster shows you how to tie a knot >... >actually, you look kinda cute all tied up >nice and vulnerable monsters discovering they quite like dominating anon.

>>126935 Would

>>126937 What's the monster in question, and can she dominate me without all this bondage crap?

>>126939 kunoichi, and in many ways.

>>126940 God damn, one of the best monsters out there. How do I attract a squadron of them?

>>126941 a popular option is to hire a hit on yourself. it's recommended to contact many rival families so there's a competitive angle in the particpants

>>126941 Hang out in shady izakayas and sake dens. Hire a hit against yourself. Don't get raped by onis or zap weasels on your travels through the shady parts of urban zipangu. Or do.

>>126942 >>126943 Dammit, I don't have enough money to hire a hit on myself! Can't it be done without all the money involved?

>>126944 only a handful of monsters have much interest in money. consider alternative payment options

>>126944 Bullshit, given the circumstances, they'd do it for free to put you in your place sucking ninja pussy. Go play dice in sake dens and put your body on the line against them, or suicide mission into their fortress.

>>126944 slink through dark alleyways and catch one on a mission

>>126945 Okay, so if they don't need any money, then what do I need to do to hire a hit on myself? Is it something like one of those spooky rituals?

>>126944 You can always just write an anonymous letter informing them that someone ((you)) said their aruji is a dishonorable punk bitch. That might be enough, depending on the clan.

>>126930 It's a very fun ritual but it takes a while to summon

>>126950 I mean, I don't wanna piss them off for real, can't I just say that someone (me) was staring at her tits and ass all the time while she was out there shopping?

rape-justsu

Facesitting-jutsu

>>126952 If that's all you want to do then tell her the moon is lovely tonight. Doesn't even matter what time of day it is, she'll get it. Some kind of Zipangu thing, I guess. But if you're trying to get assassinated on the cheap, dirty names are the trick. They're easily forgiven if you prostrate yourself before her former aruji (her dad) and apologize while asking his permission to become her new aruji (her husband).

>>126944 The ochimushas at the cemetery are free. You can just take them home with you.

>>126956 It's great how in the MGE setting all your company necessities are solved by searching in the graveyard

>>126957 Graveyards are almost certainly major third spaces in MGE-Earth, thanks to the sheer amount of undead hanging around. Kinda sucks for anyone trying to do an actual funeral, though.

>>126958 on the contrary, they're putting the fun back in funerals or at least that's what the sign says

>>126959 Fun for the attendees, maybe. Maybe not so much for the people tending to the cemeteries who now have to deal with zombies and ghouls digging themselves out of the ground and leaving massive holes or dealing with the liches digging for alchemical ingredients or cleaning up after the all night parties that the phantoms and wights are putting on.

>>126960 i'm sure there's zombie crews with safety vests doing cleanups

>>126959 Who would have thought that I got laid and got a wife during my coworker's funeral

>>126962 Funerals are the number one best way to find a banshee wife, guaranteed. They just love to weep and grieve for the deceased, you know?

>>126957 Getting my favorite Zombie every Friday and spending all weekend together, but in time her belly starts growing more and more for some reason

I raided the wrong tomb and got forced to join an order of dragon knights that doesn't even exist anymore.

BIG FAT tail

>>126966 That dragon is exceedingly brave for being willing to wear that skirt while flying. I honestly think you can see more wearing that than if she were just naked.

>>126966 My favorite

A dork dragon winning the argument by sitting on my face until I yield.

>>126967 I won't lie, that thud changed me

Stop thinking that you need your woman to align with you completely. You know who's going to align with you completely? A man. A man with asperger's.

Succ on top.

>>126972 She can align with my dick

>>126973 Happens to more people than you might think.

>>126812 Call me old-fashioned, but I'm not sure we should be letting literal demons join the church. Surely a line has to be drawn somewhere?

>>126976 There's a tale of a man who weaseled out of getting his soul taken by Satan by making his last wish be that Satan gets baptized. An MGE Demon would agree and you'd end up with a blue Christian wife.

>>126976 The Church of Eros welcomes everyone, deem or not. Hell, deems are some of the most generous sponsors of the church.

>>126975 the average person isn't prepared for succ. the above average person isn't prepared for succ. the top 1% isn't prepared for succ.

>>126979 Is that just about succ on top? What about succ on bottom?

>>126980 Well, she is to be underestimated at your peril. Might be a power bottom. Succ on power bottom.

>>126980 Succs are just as dangerous on their backs as they are on their feet

>>126982 Succ just as dangerous with their backs as they are with their feet.

What would be your ideal monster girl horror game? One idea I'm fond us (that was talked about a whole back) was an Amnesia the Bunker style game with different kinds of mamono as the main stalker enemy.

>>126983 They're dangerous enough bare, but then the Succs equip stirrups to one-shot Anons. Stupid sexy Succ stirrups.

>>126985 nobody survives succ stirrups. It’s their secret weapon. One of their secret weapons. I would kiss them feet. I would get stepped on. I’d get jerked off by them. I’d slide my cock into the stirrup.

>>126983 Born to cum on succ backs, forced to cum on succ backs.

>>126984 Since I said Miasmata with yip or jinko stalkers in the last discussion I'll go with Buckshot Roulette with an ogre of your choice, realmsilver slugs and a whole lot more drinking.

>>126988 i hope this shit won't be ass because she's a cutie

>>126988 Oh, yeah, I remember that! Buckshot Roulette w/ an ogre and extra drinking sounds like a helluva lot of fun. Imagine playing with a Bogie and getting to watch as she makes clown puns as she puts a shotgun to your temple and pulls the trigger.

>>126989 I want her to puke directly in my mouth

>>126972 That face is asking for correction

>>126984 Cosmic? Eldritch? Something where the girls are beyond mortal understanding. And inhuman. AND MAIDS

>>126992 That taillocking is lewder than leglocking

>>126972 >asperger

>>126972 >a man All the proof you need that Alps will never be real women and Alp sex is gay as fuck.

It's shitposting time now. https://archiveofourown.org/works/95448451

>>127008 Hey, didn't you recently shat all over this board on /monster/ and said you're quitting?

Bread

>>127012 They're knitting it

its monday, its raining, and my thingers are num give me salmanders

>>126984 Every anniversary you must outsmart and outrun your fox wife in the woods. She has 9 tails and each one can act on its own as a lesser version of her with its own approach to hunting. Between hunts you improve your stats and have a normal married life. Every year you grow older.

>>126984 >open map >pick a spot >congratulations! this is where you shall build your epic wizard's tower! let's see what kind of local community will appear around it... You're managing your tower. The community is not yours to control. You will have to deal with it the best you can. A city builder where you only have control over a single building and have to negotiate with the AI-controlled city...

>>127016 That's not much of a horror game.

>>127017 Isn't it? You're surrounded. You're not going anywhere. You're practically under siege.

>>126984 >>127016 >A city builder where you only have control over a single building and have to negotiate with the AI-controlled city... thats actually not a bad core concept

>>126984 You're a delivery driver out in the desert. It used to be a boring job but a new species of monster has moved into your area and they are multiplying rapidly. You still need the money and your clients still need the mail, so for now you just have to keep driving and keep dodging the sandworms as long as you can.

My greatest fear is to be surrounded by a pack of growling, snarling beasts who want to give me headpats with their big fluffy paws. I'm literally shaking just thinking about it.

>>126988 >a fellow Miasmata appreciator in the wild Fuck yeah I love that game so much. It's such a shame it's pretty much forgotten.

>>126984 Horror or horror-themed? Because I don't think actual horror is possible in the context of MGE. What are the dire consequences supposed to horrify you, a girl that's not your top 10 catches you and becomes your perfect wife? Oh noooo, my wife has wolf ears instead of cat ears, woe me.

>>127019 The only thing that's going to e under siege is the wombs of all the momsters in a 5km radius.

>>126988 >drunk ogres >drunk bogies are comically drunk. Stereotypically drunk . Start hiccuping and going red in the face and slurring words. Also you’re more likely to see them fuck up a routine or say some no-no jokes >drunk bogeys are adorable drunk. They lose all balance and just sort of… flop. Like a sack of fluff. God help you if you need to move her somewhere else.

I don't trust foxes.

Auntie still living in last Friday night

Getting into crippling semen debt from my danuki ass addiction.

>>127027 but

I’d also let a fox findom me but with fake money and/or experience point levels. Lovingly.

>>127031 Butt?

>>127033 Foxes have no ass. Famously their tails are to hide the flat.

>>127027 I can't say no to thick eyebrows

>>127031 but the larger a girl is the more you can trust her

>>127035 it do be like that

>>127036 Foxfags are sparkledog furries of monster girl fans Normal people: >hello yes I'd like a pretty woman with blue skin and demon horns and maybe demon wings, thank you very much Foxfags: >durrr make her 3 meters tall with 56 tails and have her tits alone as heavy as a grown up man >oh and obligatory backstory about being a ten millenia old deity (of rice balls or some other bullshit)

>>127038 Ok, but tell me more about the sparkle dogs.

>>127039 kobold with pyrow friends

>>127039 magical girl Kobold! *twinkle* *sparkle*

>>127041 >glitter everywhere

>>127043 Ironically, sparkle kiki exists and is the bane if her own existence.

>>127045 >once strong enough to lift her up and spin her around >now can’t even push her sweaty succ pussy off your face Hot.

>>127045 I really hope it's permanent.

>>127044 Does she wear the mask of her own existence?

I’d really hate it if a horc or ogre age/level drained me, and then had to learn how to be nicer and more delicate.

>>127050 She wouldn't have to if you age/level drained her.

I fucking love wights. They're so beautiful with their elegant gowns and flawless, pure white skin. I want to be her chair, her footstool, I want her to jerk me off with those ghostly claws. I'd be her boytoy, and she'd be my sugar mommy.

>>127051 >skull helmet doesn’t fit anymore on horc >ogre can’t wield her club anymore >they are both very annoyed at this predicament you put them in

levels are stored in the balls

>>127052 no theyre too silly

i will store my levels in the manticore

>>127056 >Manticore’s tail now hides a couple different spirit levels that she expels as needed Helpful!

Does level drain make monsters thicker? If so, I'll spend every day grinding as much as possible and giving them all to her at the end of the week until she looks like the elf in pic related.

>That's it Anon >That's the last straw >Get ready to catch these hands

>>127060 the sheer nerve to show such big paws and withhold the beans

>>127060 fucking wonderland I swear

>>127060 I'm as much of a fan of man-grabbers as the next guy, but those hands are going right into "Dogs deformed by generations of selective breeding" territory.

>>127063 it is wonderland after all. home to the strange, the bizarre, the english

I love hatters. Butt.

>>127052 >pure white skin That's racist, we need black Wights

>>127014 >TFW no firm salamander buns to warm my hands with

i shall become one with the soil

>>127069 And I shall become one with the S-Foil. That's right, I'm married to an X-Wing!

Chesh’s Ire.

Re: Cheshi

>>126984 You and your team are stationed in a research outpost on one of the celestial bodies within the Solar System. The nature of your research is not known to the wider public and you are working for a secretive government research agency, big corporation with claims on this rock, some shadow cult masquerading as an international research agency, etc. Nobody you know, not even you, understands the nature of your work entirely, or the reason why you’re stuck in this seemingly unremarkable region, equipped with some of the most advanced tech humanity can offer. Until one day, you find a whole catacomb complex deep beneath the ground, full of ancient alien artifacts. They might or might not cause some light eerie feelings, usually dismissed as some psychological disorders, but one day somebody triggers the wrong artifact in a wrong way and that stony arch which everybody believed to be just a part of natural formations lights up and starts spewing dark miasma into the world. Everyone coming into contact with said miasma turns into either a sexy, yet monstrous and feral creature, as happens to most of your personnel who are women, or starts experiencing a bunch of weird and unexplainable effects. Things coming in contact with the strange miasma may transform into something completely different, or receive completely new and unexpected qualities. After completing the first chapters, you might find out that that people you’re working for knew about this all along, and that they are either, directly or indirectly, responsible for causing this mess, or it was a welcome accident for them and now they’re pissed off at (You) for actually surviving, managing to shut some of the portals down, sending the big bad creature with white wings and red glowing eyes back into her world, and even destroying the artifact(s) responsible for creating the portal between the worlds. That’s where you find out that there are mentions of similar devices hidden somewhere back on Earth, and it’s only a matter of time before They find them and use them to open the portals to another world in the sky and cause a mamono invasion that would engulf the Earth. Bonus if the people you’ve been working for turn out to have been some lilim, danuki, or demons this whole time.

>>127036 I like my foxes small and breedable

>>127024 In some cases this can actually be a horrifying experience. Imagine the mamono in question being an atlach-nacha or a mindflayer, and she's going after you. Shoggoths and ushi-oni, too, though they're second rate horrors compared to the flayers. Vampires, demons and apophis can give you a similar vibe, too. Being enslaved, kept as blood cattle, or pumped full of mind altering venom that erases your sense of self and turns you into a sex crazy beast is not something I'd sign up for.

>>127075 It still boils down to >oh no, a monster not perfectly aligned with my tastes got me The chaos girl transformations are fully reversible and man is in control of them as confirmed by KC.

I want a sweaty tomboy monster to use me as a sweat rag. It’s my punishment for thinking i could beat her in a race.

You get the cutest cheshire in the world as a wife. But she constantly talks in cringy uwu discord kitten speak. Not as if she's doing it to piss you off; she just speaks like that, and you can't change it. Do you accept?

>>127080 101% YES. I think it's cute when girls talk like that.

>>127080 Meh, yes if it's the only possibility but it's downside

>>127082 She's like Cheshire Belle Delphine!? How can you not want that?

>>127007 >sex with a biological woman is gay as fuck Buddy if you want to talk about Alps just say so, no need to be a tsundere about it

>>127083 Belle Delphine is a whore, so you should specify that she'd be like Belle Delphine if she were both a cheshire and not a whore.

>>127080 I'd need to hear how she sounds when she's angry or having an argument. This is serious, I know she's a Cheshire, but I can't be cracking up on my wife if she's trying to defend our daughter's romantic pursuits towards the son of the local anti-mamono Karen. We need to have a united front. That said, I'm using my muppet/Bobcat Goldthwait voice during that particular exchange.

>>127085 I always forget that part. I just vibe with her uwu annoying-on-purpose content.

>>127083 I can't see her as the mother of my children?

>>127088 All Cheshires are good moms.

>>127089 Insert video of the cat mom dropping her kitten while jumping on the bed here

>>127080 That's an even harder no than usual. Sensei, please save me from the existential sense of disgust this idea has evoked!

>>127090 She's a baby, not an egg, you can drop her!

>>127080 >but Was that supposed to sound like a downside?

>>127081 >>127082 >>127091 >>127093 <Hewwo honey i made dinnew fow uwu. Then aftewwawds we cawn cuddwe. I wove uwu so much husband :3

>>127094 NEED

>>127094 My wuvely kitty!

>>127094 >*puts hands gently but firmly on cheshire's face* >"Cheshire the Cat. Times are changing. The days of whimsy are over. We must get serious in our chicanery. We must be deliberate in our buffoonery. We must make every word count."

>>127094 ok maybe it's a bit hot

>>127080 I don't see why not? If she annoys me too much, I'll just have her suck my candy, y'know.

>>127078 Up to you, anon. But, just because you personally would not be against being pursued, and eventually captured, by someone like a mindflayer, doesn't mean it's not a valid horror setting for someone else.

I don't care if she's a Chinese Mist Continent spy. I'm marrying her and having several kids with her anyway.

>>127101 Rape converting hostile Chinese agents, one by one.

I want to be rape converted. I want to abandon my foolish belief that pineapple does not belongs on pizza, and become part of the pineapple flock.

>>127103 >raped by several Pineapple girls who all pile up on you like pineapples on a pizza slice

>>127103 DISGUSTANG. Not the rape bit.

>>127104 Is this some sort of pineapple alraune or is it a barometz that tastes like pineapple.

>>127106 Up to you, anon. You're the one getting raped by them.

>>127107 Barometz would make the most sense. However, core has pineapple leaf hair. Maybe this is the hill she will die on. Perhaps a claustro whose acid tastes of pineapple? That'd be nice. Maybe it could even be a Hawaiian monster.

>>127097 >chesh but she doesn't say anything and relies entirely on visual gags and exaggerated facial expressions

Species where even the lolis talk like refined little princesses are the best

>>127110 So, Cheshires?

>>127111 >Papa, I required my bedtime story Cute

>>127109 The muteshire flat.

Why is it pizza? How come the cheshire never comes out the donut box?

>>127113 Hamster Huey and the Big Kablooey

>>127115 It should be some sort of space manipulating horse.

>>127117 I have no strong objections to eating hoss/pale rider donut

>>127117 Like Rush Revere's time-and-space-manipulating horse Liberty?

>>127117 >Sleipnir girl

>>126984 not really horror but my thousand dollar game concept is a zombie apocalypse, except all the zombies are cute and/or hot girls, and they all want you(r dick) on sight. if you dick them down they mellow out and stop chasing, and maybe even get tamed if you do them enough times, but you can only do so much dicking per day, so if you venture too far out and get mobbed it's game over. basically kinda like [Circle Kagemusha]'s "Zombie Harem Life", but with slightly more slow-burn zombie action and without the magic dragon ball z shit the latter volumes introduced.

>>127121 he makes a good point in the last panel one of the underrated perks of sabbath access is endless access to clothes, outfits and cosplay for your mamano my familiar's closet is going to be incredibly unmanageable

>>127122 >Dress your wight wife up in the same stupid sexual outfits you made her wear as a zombie >It's even better now because she can choose to either grunt, moan, and shamble, or actually roleplay with you

I would actually kill for a good donut right now.

>>127124 What flavour?

>>127126 Not him but I need that grape Nightmare one

>>127126 Boston cream. Bicorn.

>>127124 >Bicorn gets ass-loving anon a harem so he can taste a variety of cakes

Sex with little adventurer girls

Who's the best spooky month girl? Zombies, ghosts, witches, spiders, bats, vampires, or werewolves?

>>127132 Don't forget the dullahans.

>>127132 She's not the scariest but she is the bestest

>>127132 Dragon. Undead dragon.

>>127132 Vampires, Wights, Banshees

>>127132 The one that gets pregnant first

>>127132 along came a spider she was creepy like dracula

>>127132 Whichever mamono joins the CIA.

>>127134 She fills the niche of a fast zombie, that is pretty spooky. >>127139 Must be that mushroom witch the Anon asking it posted.

>>127132 >incorporeal shark-toothed ghoast girl who's bite phases through clothing Now that's a girl who can scare a man stiff.

>>127140 Good point, she IS a glowie.

blep

>>127138 weak spooking just jumping out like that, the human brain with immediately focus on the face, dulling arachnophobia, no what she needs to do is play up the spider aspect, bind, gag and blind so only scuttling can be heard, then comes the venom and allusions to eating him and maybe the odd light jab to really get the terror going

There are hellhounds in graveyards. She's a secret boss. In the back of the lich loot room, use a shrinking/shota potion to sneak through the small window. Remember to cure yourself before you trigger her bossfight.

>>127026 I was expecting picking the Bogey to result in her chasing you around trying to take the alcohol and gun away before you can do something dumb, but looking after a tipsy, floppy 8ft+ cuddle monster sounds way more fun. The horror aspect will still be there in the inevitable bad back you'll have once she grabs you, slurs something about anons being small and cute and then falls asleep using you as a teddy bear wherever she happens to be for the next eight hours.

>>127147 my cure potions burn my hands whenever i try to use em, what do i do!?!

>>127145 wights are cats?

>>127149 Cry and let the hellhound lick the tears from your cheeks and pat your head until you feel better. Or accept your fate as smol chewtoy.

>>127151 >Cry and let the hellhound lick the tears So this pic, but the Unicorn is Anon and the bicorn is a hellhound?

>>127152 Yeah perhaps. She'll probably cuddle you once the surprise wears off and those hound instincts kick in.

>>127153 I am now imagining a husky hellhound. So cuddly. So LOUD.

>>127154 They are great cuddlers, can soothe you with their woofs, and are pretty good maternal figures. So much for a boss fight. Even if he cures himself of being smol, anon's earned himself a protective hellhound that will take every opportunity to boob hat him and wrap her big fluffy meaty paws around his waist or even over his hands.

>>127155 I would never de-smol if it meant I could crawl around a beeg hellhound like Shadow of the Colossus.

>>127156 I know that feeling. She may put you in time out by sitting on you or entombing you in her boobies. Otherwise, a mountain of fluff, soft ears and pawbeans await.

>>127132 this is where i would post ms skeleton (if i had one)

>>127158 Anon, within most mamono is a terrifying skeleton just trying desperately to escape.

>>127158 Ghosts must get incomprehensibly smug after doing that.

>>127160 Can you blame them?

is there any recovery from being raped by a nerd mamano?

>>127162 Seppuku

>>127132 Shog, she can do some horrible things à la the thing's body horror to scare you while smiling

>>127164 there's no need to fear a silly little pile of organs, meat and teeth (that loves you)

>>127165 I don't vibe well with body horror, miss shog can really fuck me up if she wants to

>>127162 Drinking plenty of water so that she can rape you again.

>>127161 >this but with shy childhood friend and a Kitsune-Bi I will now consider ghosts

>>127170 how inconsiderate of her to wreck the poor girl's clothes

>>127171 >wreck Bruh, the "my tits are so big they ripped off the shirt's buttons" look is the latest hit in MGC, monsters pay mad stacks for such clothes. It's like those stupidly expensive trashed up jeans.

>>127171 It's just a couple of buttons anon, you can fix it in five minutes.

>>127152 >bicorn That's obviously a Pyrow. On that note, gyaru Bicorn would absolutely work. >>127154 I first thought her voice was being described as husky, which does fit a big Hellhound.

>>127174 >gyaru Bicorn May the DL have mercy on my cock.

Spanish catgirls be like: <"Ña~"

Is it wrong to eat out a catgirl?

>>127177 No, butt you get toxoplasmosis

>>127178 Damn. There’s always a catch. Ah well, it’s not like toxoplasmosis is a barrier to me licking, sniffing and eating her hole(s)

>>127179 If anything, toxoplasmosis makes you more submissive, so it works out for the catgirl.

>>127180 Silly anon. Catgirls are too lazy to work out.

>>127180 Dangerous status infliction. >>127177 Manticore would be well up for it. She’d also like you to eat her tail. Cheshire would like it because it’s crude, lewd and you look funny/humiliated doing it. She can levitate so you can do it while standing. Jinko would be very embarrassed (not to mention sweaty). But it might happen if she pins you while training, and it might happen as she wants to scent mark you while in heat.

>>127181 Another point for best cat.

I'm not submissive to kots, I'm just slightly obsessed

Don’t be like anon. He was a hero with grand ambitions. He huffed sweaty cat ass one time. Just for fun. Now he’s got toxoplasmosis. Now he spends all day kissing catgirl, rutting and grinding against catgirl, fucking catgirl, loving catgirl, petting catgirl, huffing sweaty catgirl musk, being a cushion for catgirl, and other degenerate things with catgirl. It could be you.

>>127183 Abs made to drink sake from

>>127185 >He huffed sweaty cat ass one time. Just for fun Uncouth phillistine. Everyone knows it's safer and more socially acceptable to huff kiki instead

whats a real threat when fighting a monster?

>>127187 Your examples are all huffing kikimora tits. This is low but not zero risk of developing maidsyndrome or houndplasmosis. It is socially acceptable, if disguised as merely hugging your maid. But, if you huff the kikis ass or pussy, the risk is much higher. Not to mention socially unacceptable.

>>127188 When a mad tatter talks with 100% seriousness

>>127187 Why not huff both? One kiki, one kot maid and a happy master

>>127191 >kot maid But she doesn't do any maid stuff, just tries to lewd master and distract him from his obligations (for more lewd time)

>>127192 Yes and no. She get corrected, kiki get rewarded. Next week they switch team, so on and so forth

I want to huff a sweaty musky Kiki but she takes care of herself too much and is one of the cleanest monsters.

>>127194 Just ensure that she's in heat all year round, I'm sure Ropurotto sabbath has a potion for this. Then just fap frequently between bathing yourself, she'll be sweaty and musky within minutes of being in your presence no matter how often she cleans herself.

>>127174 >That's obviously a Pyrow. It's not, though. I cannot remember the exact context, but it was something like: >Non-event happens that Miss Unicorn can't handle >Her bicorn sister sees the incipient meltdown

>>127195 >this breeds frustration >kiki doesn’t approve of having to shower so much >or master distracting her cleaning constantly with his antics >being in heat and suppressing urges difficult >kiki gets aggressive and feral >mounts anon >”you did this to me!” >intense 69 sex >she sucks your cock, your balls, buries her face in your groin >you lick her labia and plunge your tongue into her butthole >cum in her mouth >she orgasms over your face >now reek of sweaty Kiki ass and Kiki love juices >never shower again

>>127196 I found it and there's no mention of Bicorn in the reply chain. https://archive.ph/HtIvK#68130

>>127172 There's also a line of clothes that are specially tailored to burst in the most spectacular (and titillating) way possible.

I would like an adventurer/rogue/paladin job variant for more monsters. Every type of monsters been made a maid. Now I want to see monsters in plate armour, or as sexy thieves/ninjas, or half naked wielding a trident.

>>127192 Why do you think I have hired this kot maid, in the first place?

>>127201 Because kots are very sanitary, unlike dogs who often eat their own poop?

>>127201 Also this, kot are sexy and cute. Doing chores is secondary

kot assassin at night goes >pap pap pap

>>127205 Let me guess, you die of cuteness

>>127206 NTA, but the real answer is death by her panicking when she hears the neighbor’s vacuum. That’s why they passed Anon’s Law forbidding all vacuum use except between 3 pm and 4 pm with a permit.

>cheshy minding her own business doing whatever shitpost kots do when not sexing or pranking their husbands >anon paints his big incubus dick green and plops it down besides her >taps her shoulder to get her attention >cheshy notices the green thing on the floor and jumps up so hard it makes a hole in the ceiling and she ends up at the neighbors

remember to spank your bosses ass as she goes by

>>127210 I'm too scared of people who significantly outrank me to do that

>>127207 >Getting telefraged by a panicked chesh That might be a problem

>>127211 what if you knew she was into that and you and an established relationship?

>>127211 t'would be a scandal

You might think to be careful where chesh teleports. But actually, having Cheshire lick your insides is quite pleasant. She can also purr inside you. Equally, you might end up with your head inside chesh ass.

>>126812 >Nextcloud Archive (currently under maintenance) Fuck. I need grizzly art for references.

>>127214 >Hottest scandal in Daily Mon: uncultured earthrealm tourist breaks at least 40 different taboos at a Zipangu shrine and molests the Ryu residing within (she did not object)

>>127217 making it past the hebis is pretty impressive

>>127216 On the bright side, Imgbox got fixed, so hopefully Wikifag will have uploaded the backlog once the archive goes up again.

>>127216 Oh, bother

>>127215 Being purr inside sounds good. Especially when stressed at work

>>127218 He was the kind of man who can walk through rain without getting wet (he knows how to use umbrellas you see)

>>127219 >>127220 Thanks, but I distinctly remember there being some art where the grizzly was really beeg and wide.

>>127222 I can imagine they were intimidated.

>>127218 I am imagining an Anon covered ENTIRELY in wards against sneks (it is crayon drawings he made of Lady Ryu)

My ward is a t shirt that says “No, more sneks!”

i wonder if the hebi jeebies are a recognized medical condition

Today I shall bathe in tea from a hatter. It’s good for the skin. Such are wonderland spas.

>>127229 the teapot was already occupied but there's probably room for one more

>>127229 >Anon is given tea Dormouse was bathing in >Dormouse is given tea Anon was bathing in

>>127230 >>127231 Are you supposed to spit the tea comedically out in surprise when you find out it’s tainted by mouse taint? Or are you supposed to continue drinking?

>>127232 if it tastes good it tastes good. see also; honey i do feel like dormouse tea is one of the more hilarious corruption vectors as it pretty much always turns h*man women into dormice upon consumption

How big is too big?

>>127234 Depends on your user requirements. t. Gremlin.

I dunno about mice. It probably will taste good though. Are the other wonderlanders any good for dunking in tea?

>>127122 >Drink dormouse tea >End up with Hanta Virus pale rider wife Meh, still a happy ending.

>>127236 it's best not to open the floodgates because if it starts trending with monsters all the sudden you got druella tea and deonora tea and so on

>>127236 Obviously Hatter herself is a treat in tea. I propose another angle of serving scones and other pastries made with Jub and Wock eggs to go along with the tea.

>>127239 Wock eggs? Now that’s a delicacy.

>>127238 A drop of dru tea could monsterise thousands.

>>127239 got to be careful with eggs in wonderland

So many monsters joining the dairy industry

>>127243 Too many, some might say.

>>127239 >hatter herself is a treat in tea Sure. You might find her bathing at a tea spring. You may also find one who shrinks herself down with fairy dust or an eat me cake, and then bathes in a teacup. It’s an invitation to drink the tea, suck on her body and then drop her down your pants to finish you off.

>>127243 >Alp milk Well, as long as it came out of her tits

>>127246 From where else girls can lactate?

>>127247 platypus sweat milk, the cursed creatures they are

>>127248 God was going through a lot at the time, please understand

>>127243 It's a great way to make some money and avoid mastitis at the same time

>>127243 I bet Alps make a great Greek yogurt

>>127244 milk must flow

Touch the cow

The only cow I find attractive is mino.

>>127254 cow is only a state of mind, an attitude, a lifestyle

>>127255 Ok. The state of mind is food, fitness and sleeping. The attitude is hug small cute anon. The lifestyle is brown cow.

Why all monsters evolve into cows? should they try to evolve into crabs like most living beings?

The natural evolution for monsters that try to entice males are titty monster or flat and petite. Midpoints are boring.

>>127257 these are not opposed concepts

>>127257 >>127258 Contrary to cow propaganda, not every anon likes gigantic tits. Modest breasts and nice hips/legs/ass. >>127259 Not all animals evolve into crab either, but that's another story. Cute crab though.

>>127257 Evolution has gone too far. Both of those girls passed perfection a few cup sizes back.

I believe in the untested health benefits of ogre milk.

>>127261 evolution isn't about perfection, it's about "good enough"

>>127263 I'm telling the demon lord about this!

>>127264 Good luck getting past her secretaries.

>>127264 tell her "thanks"

>>127267 Fairies are still femoids, with an onahole I don't have to put up with the usual "woman talking" experience

>>127268 Need lich fairy, or perhaps fairy-size mantis.