>just wanted to smoke some weed >the weed is monster now

>>129646 Should've found a better plug (like a wonderworm) rather than trying to grow by yourself. Now your Doritos bill is going to triple.

>>129646 Should have just hit the pipe with your aunt

>>129637 I would enjoy days with my mom and auntie

>>129645 >set out to topple the evil overlord >end up giving her an heir instead >she could not be smugger about it

>>129637 Family tumbleweed > family tree

>>129651 It's more of a family stump at this point.

>>129650 It works out in the long run if you raise your daughter to be a benevolent queen when she takes the throne.

>>129653 This is how it's done. >Foxes' faces when you successfully corrupt a monster's entire bloodline with modern good energy

>>129637 >Escher's family tree

>>129650 I don't care about her evilness, I want to be on top in bed, that's all

>>129657 mmm, blueberry cunny

>>129657 >Grown woman's face >Child body Is this what you guys uuohhh to these days?

>>129660 Visa-chan and Mastercard-sama are too powerful...

>>129659 WHY ON CHESH SAMA, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>129662 It is a rare sort of art that isn't terrible technically, but rather disgusts the soul itself. an affront to fairymanity. repugnant on an essential level.

>>129627 but i'm weak to sex

>>129663 Sexy chesh can't be that bad

>>129662 that's just how sidhe put color on things

Humiliation ritual

What kind of fashion would you like to see a specific monster in?

>>129666 >anon shows his art fairy the story of pre-portals era rabid feminists painting with their vaginas, as a "look how dumb human women are!" joke >art fairy seems oddly intrigued

>>129669 Trolls and gnomes dressed in plants grown on their own bodies. And I don't mean grown, cut off, and woven into fabric or something, I mean plants grown on their bodies, like vine dresses rooted in theor shoulders that drape down to theor waists and only kinda cover the important bits. You can reach right through and grab bare titty.

>>129669 Troll wearing Demon's clothes. Unicorn in a hoodie. Satyros in ancient Greek robes. Flapper Wight.

>>129669 Deems and dhampirs and dark mages in office wear.

>>129669 Wonderland gyarus!

>>129669 A demon in 50s American women's fashion.

>>129674 I had these saved.

>>129669 Sundresses are very attractive on anyone. I'd love to post the image of a Bogie in one but I don't have it and the archives are fucked.

>>129676 Great! Now we just need a cheerleader to tie it with a bow on top.

>>129678 I swear there was a cheerleader Wock picture, but I can't find it now. >>129674 And I just found this.

>>129657 >defeated loli monster adventurers >loli monster adventurers in your party >loli monster trick or treaters dressed up as adventurers All three for fucking

>>129679 a Jubjub pic that was not yet in the archives? Lucky us!

>>129676 The swarthyshire chocat.

Do you think harpy-type monsters get fluffy, color-matching bridal gloves when they use Anthroporphosis spell?

>>129683 I'd like that to depend on the skill and personality of the caster. For most scrubs, something fluffy and talon-like up to the bicep comparable to a bird's legs would do, but they can be just normal hands if the caster got gud and put in the effort.

>>129683 >Do you think that (all monsters in a broad category) do/experience (very specific thing) No anon, i don't think that.

>>129684 I always understood that skill in anthropomorphosis determines how well you can maintain the disguise under pressure. The efficacy itself was explained to be universally able to guarantee a fully human appearance. Then again, that one merrow songmaiden in the Cote Alf guidebook also mentions being trained for it, but maybe that's for being able to control it more finely like you'd expect to be asked out of theatre acting. Or more likely it's because merrows are too easily excited to maintain the spell reliably without training, which she does mention being an issue. I might be reading too deep into this.

>>129685 Thank you for your very important input on this matter, anon!

BOOS

>>129686 >The efficacy itself was explained to be universally able to guarantee a fully human appearance No it wasn't, or at least it's not always that good. I seem to recall things like skin color being slightly off sometimes, and sandworms were noted to use a lite version to look more like lamia. As ever, taking anything in the setting as absolute is foolish. It might be better to think that you can always fool an Orderite with the spell, but they're also kind of retarded.

>>129689 Yeah, it's probably another case of unreliable narrators (except maybe Runya Runya) making things a little opaque. Now I kind of wonder how you're supposed to train in using that spell. That'd be fun to know.

Can I have wurm?

>>129689 The sandworm ability I think is a separate thing. They probably could learn anthropomorphosis but the limiting factor is that most of them don't know how to read.

Can I have oni (large)

Man, I wish I could hug a jubjub

>>129693 Is small okay?

>>129691 no, your wurm license has been revoked