How do you tell a shirohebi from a vanilla lamia with white hair and scales?

>>18220 a functioning instinct of how romance and relationships work

>>18220 Blue fire? Lack of yan? Doesn't speak moonrune? There are several options here.

>>18220 Hebis are usually submissive Unless they blue fire you

>>18220 What if a hebi colors her scales and/or hair to blend in with the less crazy snakes? Any of them could be vile yanderes, should just stay away and marry a safer monster instead. Like tanuki, for example.

>>18224 Nah, I love the thrill of being pursued by a lovesick yan snek

>>18224 tanukis can be just as mad

>>18227 Yeah but tanukis can have fluff and bush, snakes are all smooth and scaly

>>18227 Just pay your interest at least and they're perfectly amicable. They even accept alternative payments if you find yourself unable to keep up.

Why does everyone on the road hate alraunes? Because they cause congestion.

>>18224 Hot; I love a thorough stalker.

>>18210 SIR! SIR! That was not a response to a picture of an Anubis, so your double exclamation marks are ILLEGAL.

>>18234 clearly the lizard had just seen an anubis

do u think madhatters and dark mages compete on hat size?

>>18239 I don't really see mad hatters being competitive about HATS. Maybe tea, or tea parties? But dark mages would ABSOLUTELY be competitive with each other about hats, those big weirdos.

OK, people, this is NOT a drill.

>>18242 Have the portals finally opened!?

>>18238 Back in my day the anubi had to make do with a single exclamation point and it wasn't even a full one! It was just a single line offset on the belly button as they couldn't afford the dot!

>>18249 goddamn it cant be that expensie to have two exclaimation points its not liek the paint aint made of silver

everybody wants to go to Hagville until they see the age meter pop up in the corner of their vision.

>>18254 OK, couple of things. >I'm in my 40s, so if this is about decreasing my age, that'd be great. Let's get my hairline moved forward again and ditch my acid reflux. >I'd also be up for it as a way to see the age of the hags themselves. Nobody wants a "hag" who isn't even using 3 digits to write her age.

>>18240 >everyone always insults ms. mage's stupid propeller witch hat. >but little do they know, it has the best stats for defensive magic. >she's content sitting smug as they laugh. >they never laugh after their pathetic attempts to breach her VIBE BARRIER all fall flat >never

>>18250 Bah! You don't know how hard it was to get the proper blessed paint back then. It may not be silver but it was still expensive. I heard some of those olde Anubi still sport a single line to remember those tough times!

>>18256 your acid reflux and hairline will be fixed alright.

>>18260 i will gladly become a shota for the first fox i see. im now imagining sitting in her lap, with her tails coiled in a way that im pressed against her body

>>18259 >Old 'nubis is sleeping >Turn her single line into an arrow pointing down at her clever wordplay for vagina Her face when she sees it in the bathroom mirror in the morning is gonna be priceless.

>>18264 >hear laughing >boss health bar pops up with an "anon's resistance" meter next to it

>>18265 >Ominous boss music playing >Farida - Keeper of the Temples pops up with a health bar. >"Anoooooooooooon" comes the cry as stoping can be heard

>>18267 >>18265 Luckily there's a big arrow pointing at her weak spot

>>18265 If that's all it takes for me to get an old Anubis to go to town on me every morning, I'mma buy sooooooo much silver paint. Or maybe gold paint if she's got the complexion for it.

>>18261 You're going to give them high self-esteem! Shut up or you'll ruin it for the rest of us!

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that its best to let a sleeping jinko lie when she's in the sun. Mostly as you'll get snatched up for a nap if you get too close.

>>18272 >Mostly as you'll get snatched up for a nap if you get too close. Oh no, haha. Monsters have an awful habit of threatening me with a good time.

Sex with kots

>>18276 Cuddling with kots.

>>18276 sexo with helldogs

>>18277 Based too >>18278 wrong and stinky and bad and evil and bad

>>18279 It's not my fault chesos can't be campfire toasty, they specced into silly prankster, not wan fluffy

>>18280 I saw pictures of chimera between chesh and hellhound. It's nightmarish.

>>18278 >hellhound about to rape you >blow the rape whistle to call for help >another hellhound appears and sits on your face

>>18271 anon, you are aware that denying a hag her shota is considered abuse under eros courts, right?

>>18283 Does it work like that for chesh too?

>>18286 Yes, with more teleporting. >>18276 I know enough about cats to know that is bait.

>>18289 I will blow the whistle until I g

>>18291 >blow the whistle >a beast girl blows you Working as intended

>>18281 >cheshound >her "pranks" border on physical cruelty. her favorite one is teleporting above the victim and landing on them. >wonders why she hasnt been able to bond her mana with a male yet >also wonders why other monster girls dont really like her >no matter how many meetings she gets from eros corrective services, she just doesnt get it. oh poor cheshound, she'll be an old hag before she's calmed down enough to realize the error of her ways.

>>18295 Or a masochist anon cave in. Or a anon try to fix with a whip.

>>18296 to fix her* I don't even know if it's possible but a courageous anon could try to tame the unfunny funny beast

I think it's time. >>18298

>>18299 A thanks, almost forgot