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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #2 Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:35:38 No. 17364
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>>17364 Last thread ran out of replies at a horrible time. Anyways. It's time we start to discuss the move seriously. If you are from /jp/, please do give signs of life
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>>17365 can I offer a panda in these trying times
>>17366 This isn't diplomacy, this is just sex.
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Didn't know there's a post limit. >>17365 I already gave my two cents, but I think I'm staying here even if 4chan doesn't shit itself again (I fully expect it to anyway). It was the Anons that made /mgt/ good, not the domain or moot's crusty-ass 2010 Dells, and here I can still interact with at least some of the Anons. >>17366 They make the times much more bearable.
Well, I can't seem to be able to post anything on 4chan right now, so I'll just say it here. I think a permanent move to capybara is the best course of action.
>>17365 I'm going to stay. If it's dead here in a week I'll know where to find everyone anyway.
>>17370 Even if it's dead, i'll say here too. No point in going back to the timeloops and the garbage.
>>17365 I'm super confused where everyone is. Are we suppose to stay here? Go back to /jp/? This is just a massive shit show.
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At least here would give half a damn for any sort of thread q.o.l.
>>17370 My biggest worry is that the move initiative gets bogged down in constant arguments with casuals being reluctant to go beyond their beloved 4chinz cool kids club, obsessed pests take a few weeks off from their routines to convince anons to stay with them and then after that it will be all back to the old misery.
>>17372 We are discussing the move there for those who haven't caught up yet. If you read a couple posts above you, you should be able to see what people want.
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>>17365 I was from /jp/ but i will stay here. No point in going back
>>17365 >check.out the /jp/ thread >mick's back to his usual antics Yeah nah Im staying. Just send updates to get the writefags and artists like latenight and yerb into the loop, the rest will follow
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Postin' old Apophis story from 2019 that I was asked to reupload. Enjoy! https://archiveofourown.org/works/65017198
>>17379 Cheers, man
>>17379 Nice to see you found us!
>>17382 A helpful anon pointed the way
>>17383 Would have done it myself, but i'm stuck in bad gateways and timers.
>>17379 Can I ask the forbidden question, mate?
>>17386 Sure
Just found this place, wouldn't have thought to look here without being guided. I don't know if we really have the traffic for our own boards, but anywhere the mods care will be better than 4chan. Also, we can post nipples. I'll stay as long as there are people to talk to.
>>17374 Of course you can't save everybody, you probably can't even save most. Board hoppers will never choose a second site over a board on their 4chan routines. But I'm willing to try out the dip in volume for quality.
>>17374 yeah, we need to make an active effort to convince the remaining anons to come over, lest the pest manages to convince them that we are the problem.
>>17387 Since it's about slave and such, does it go heavy on femdom or you kept it light?
>>17368 >Didn't know there's a post limit. It's pretty convenient, solves the dilemma of when to make new thread
>>17391 It's proper female domination. She's in charge. It's more of a nursing handjob sort of sex act though. And obviously she bites him, she's a venomous snake lol
>>17394 Technically /jp/ has it too, but with our speed compared to rest of the board we almost never hit it.
>>17386 It's best if we make a thread around 600 posts. Gives time to finisha ny discussion and people aren't going to be confused as to why they can't post anymore. Bump limit is ~400 anyways.
>>17395 I see, thanks for the heads up
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Damn it was on sight as soon as the board went back up to start the shitposting, huh? Guess I will keep both the threads open till enough people move here to keep conversation. In the mean time, more comms.
i am actually shocked 4janny is back up. I was expecting it down for months.
>>17400 Bets when it goes down again?
>>17399 Pretty good.
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Well good night everyone
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>/jp/ thread not even up for 2 hours >furtards, slopper and muh discord pests already back at it Fucking hell, I'm so glad that at the very least we have an alternative place to retreat to. I think I'll never badmouth shartyfags after this.
>>17402 since they fixed it so fast i am imagining it is a janny duct-tape special. I feel like now everyone wants to be the next group to take them down, so maybe within 4 months?
>>17405 >janny duct-tape special Can't be anything else. Does anyone else find themselves wishing for IDs here, by the way? I guess I should go to the meta thread for that.
>>17410 >Does anyone else find themselves wishing for IDs here, by the way? IDs make sense only on really fast boards with dispersed threads IMO. May as well have logins if we're going there.
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Guess i'll gauge how many have come here. Time for a date anon. You've been too busy with that computer lately, and your monwife (pick your favorite, or roll if you are feeling daring https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/) is getting angry. But fret not, the cupids have heard of your pleas, and they will pay for everything, as long as you give them some promotional photos. So, where will you go, and what cute, fun or even lewd activities do you have planned for your wife? I'll go first. >Take Oomuwife to the Boogie fair to liven it up >Cheery music everywhere, the smell of sweets permeates the air >Take her to some shooting games, cupid is about to give me support but i sneakily signal her to not shoot. >End up needing 6 tries, and i take a cute cupid beret as my prize. >Buy her some cotton candy, her antennae go crazy over it and she devours it. >Use a spell of anthropomorphosis to turn her bipedal so that she fits in the attractions, not a big fan of heights, but the speed gets her blood pumping. >She's tired and dry from the sun, perfect chance to take the love tunnel. >Sit on one of the little boats, and start applying lotion all over her body in the dark, damp tunnel. >One thing leads to another, end up more than just making up by the end of it. >Come out with several bitemarks all over my skin, and completely drained. >Buy some souvenirs and head home for some cuddlytime.
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Dont let the move change the narrative Babayaga won the election
>>17413 >404 file not found Hey what the fuck?
>>17413 You done goofed with the url: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ Anyway, I rolled and got a Rata. Can't go wrong with a pink squirrel girlfriend sharing some walnuts on a walk through a forest.
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>>17414 silence serf. this is a foxed board.
>>17417 Fucking parenthesis.
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>>17418 know your place, birdog meidos are the superior pick
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>>17413 >Decide to take Yeti out on a date >Plan to go ice skating and surprise her with it >Wake up early >Want to see what she thinks >She's sleeping >Try to wake her up >grappled into bed >try to tell her we need to wake up >It's too cold out anon >She makes a compelling argument >Man it really is warm here >Out of bed at 4pm >10/10 date
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>>17413 Not another party, not after last time. This time, we'll spend the whole day reading at the local runya sabbath library. And a long interactive session of various experiments based on what we learned
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>>17413 Hah! My kikiwaif would never get angry at me for neglecting her. She'd simply rape me right then and there!
>>17413 >Valkyrie Are we sure she's not just trying to hook up her sister? >Start going to martial arts with new Valk Gf, she's super intense on training me and this is at least fun >Decide on Judo >She pushes me to my limit and then some >Keeps talking about what a great hero I can become >Get home >Whole body aches >At least I got my training done >Valk tells me she wants a re-match >Tells me to get naked >What.png >She strips down >Points to the bed and repeats "re-match" >Asks if she just means that she wants to have sex >She gets super flustered and say that's not it >Have a naked "judo" rematch Valks are confusing.
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>>17413 Hatter wife on a picnic date to the park >Walking with Mrs Hatter without her hat BECAUSE she did her hair up really fancy and cute BUT she's got a cute parasol and acts all dainty with you, holding your hand with the cleverest smile on her face >Buy both of you tea and some small cookies to go while you walk to the park. you ask her how the cookies are. she says you should try one. >You say they're a gift for her, and she should enjoy them. She pops one in your mouth while you talk and giggles. >It tastes pretty good. >laying down with her on a picnic blanket in the park on a grassy hill >her head in your lap >watching monster couples walk and cycle by >"I brought jam but no cream for the scones. Sorry Darling..." Hatter apologizes. >"What a pity. I brought cream but no jam." You reply. "I wonder what we'll do." >"Oh you... you sound insaner every day since we met. By which I mean saner." Hatter titters. "Now does that make you more or less predictable to a wonderlander?" >"Who's to say you're rubbing off on me? Maybe I'm rubbing off on you." You twirl her mint hair around your finger. "The first Sane Hatter. Now how about that?" >"Hm hm hm. That would be something. Whatever next? A cheshire dog? A kettle made of chocolate? Crumpets without holes?" >You butter, cream and jam a scone. You bring it to your lips, plant a tiny kiss on the side (licking the jam off your lips) and give it to her >"How about a kiss without lips?" >"Oh my... ~" Hatter blushes just a tinge, although her reaction is predictably muted. "You do think of some quite outlandish things, Darling." She finishes her scone happily, dabbing her lips with an elegant napkin. Then, she reaches up from her nest in your lap, searching for your cheek to caress. "I suppose we can rub off on each other then. Symbiosis, if you will. The best of me. The best of you." Her hand goes to a small bump near her tummy. "The best of both."
>>17411 True enough I guess, but they were an absolute godsend for self-moderation. Guess I'll see if I still want them in a week.
Bit of a strange question, what's this board/thread view on roll posts? I really like those.
>>17413 >Inari It's onsen time. Yes, we'll be fucking. A lot. Oh and the photos? I'll make sure to make some once the water is visibly cloudy from our bodily fluids, that should make for a fine promo for that onsen.
>>17430 The board's too slow for these, unless you mean like the slot machine above or rolls with random.org dice.
>>17430 If you mean the usual ones, we just made one. Otherwise, just follow like we did in /jp/, it's a slow board, and out fast posting has already tripped anti-raid measures. Use some external RNG tool if they need to roll themselves, like the kikasuru slotmachine, and have anons talk about their results instead of just posting "I rolled x" Any other questions are best asked in the meta thread. The admin is active and he'll respond to you whenever he's there.
>>17431 That's just free advertising for the onsen.
>>17413 I recently discovered that there's river access at a local park. My eel wife probably wouldn't get properly wet too.often otherwise, so I'd probably male up a picnic basket, grab her and the dog and drive down. No real need for money there, but if Eros wants to front some good booze and a anthromorphosis potion so the missus can see how SHIT it is to swim with legs so she stops bullying me as much that'd be cool. Just a nice chill afternoon and some interesting tan lines to enjoy when we get home. Sounds nice.
>>17435 You will be provided with a vintage sake and a leg focus potion. Just ignore the slightly sweet taste and barely noticeable pink color of the water. They are doing you a favor.
>>17434 Wasn't that the whole point? Wife gets the luxurious datesex she always wanted, onsen gets prime advertisement >come visit us with your darling and see if you can make the water even whiter than this
>>17428 >not using the hat as a parasol Missed opportunity there.
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reposting these here for the consideration of the thread https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/49318489#p49319497 >In all honestly, moving to an alt-chan will just spell the death of the MGE community for good. It's already shaky as it is, and moving to an even more obscure site will just be the thing that does us under. Sure the shitposting is annoying here, but it's incredibly easy to filter. But the benefit to being here is that there's at least some exposure to the community such that it doesn't die. You're at least going to get newfrens coming in from time to time to keep the cycle going; whereas on capy, you won't have that. We'll just start dropping like flies as people get bored and move on. And not the cool kinda fly either. Just some ramblings from an old timer. I've seen this happen time and time again when people move. https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/49318489#p49319524 >i mean (and assuming you're not just a shitposter) if you actually take a look at capy's MGE thread and then take a look at past threads here the difference is as clear as night and day. >the thread's issues do not exist there. and with actual moderation they WONT exist. >meanwhile here we've still got the same old same old problem with the furcuck pest. >but at the same time now that >>49319497 mentions it, he is right. >there is a reason why most altchans are dead. it is because they are isolated and oldfags will slowly bleed until you've only got a single digit amount of super autists that are difficult for newfags to engage with.
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>>17413 i would gather our monnet pathfinder 1e group and have a true physical session. we will finally meet all the mons we've been playing with for years. >Kikimora forever GM >Kiki's husband. always plays the son of his former character, cycles between fighter/barbarian/cleric. >Lich who give constant whiplashes by switching between her out of character normal monotone voice and high effort voice acting in character >cheshire, campaign derailer extraordinaire. >Apophis. reformed murderhobo, now just relentlessly pursuing any male npc she fancies. initially wanted to grape wifenubis's old Pharaoh overlord, but was already too invested in the game by the time she found out wifenubis had retired. >eight-tailed inari. hoped to improve her english so she can travel abroad and snatch a clueless man. very creative, always 2 steps ahead of the gm and is the source of 90% of content banned within our games.
>>17440 If it ever gets that bad we can just move back, no?
>>17443 Yeah, i don't see why we can't try this place out. But some people are just resistant to change, no matter how beneficial they'll be just scared.
>>17436 Ah, right. Well, maybe the nice cupid can also find us a spot with a bit of seclusion and take care of the dog for a few hours he's a slut, it should be easy. I'll give her some photos.
>>17445 >take care of the dog >he's a slut You better explain yourself, anon
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Good bedtime.
So, if a Cheshire post something horrendous on an old 4mon thread, do we call it nekoposting?
>>17446 >>17447 >>17448 Oh, the slut thing? That was metaphorical. He loves absolutely everyone, especially if they have food. I imagine he'd be easy to keep occupied for a bit without getting anxious.
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>>17451 Pay attention to how you word things next time.
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>>17451 kek, nice one
>>17453 Sorry, Sensei, I hadn't realized you were so lonely you'd imagine people fucking literal dogs. I'll be more considerate in the future.
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>>17450 Anon, that's cultural appropriation... such behavior requires... undead correction!
>>17455 We have a furcuck shitposter. I'm not taking anything of that type charitably.
>>17278 Their popularity would shoot up the moment word came out how good are at cowgirl
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>>17364 No escape from hebi
>>17457 Aw, nuts. He's here too? Fine, fine.
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>>17456 The only thing the undead need to correct is their posture.
>>17460 It's fine, he can't post anything too risque, anyway. Otherwise he runs the risk of getting banned. I know, crazy right? Rules? And those getting enforced? Unbelievable.
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>>17462 It's unreal how it feels like aside from a glorified two week vacation nothing has changed in the moderation on 4chinz. But yeah I'll definitely stick here if I want monster girls over having to wade through gachaslop and furry bullshit on /jp/.
>>17460 I've seen a couple of his shitposts already. They get deleted very quickly.
>>17463 >othing has changed in the moderation on 4chinz Well, actually, a lot of them quit after they got doxxed, so that's definitely changed.
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>>17465 Not like that would actually change much seeing how most janitors there were practically fucking useless.
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>>17466 Well, maybe auntie should restore their will to live by not drinking so much that she pukes all over the bar.
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>>17463 >nothing has changed in the moderation on 4chinz Yep.
>>17459 PATHETIC Ushis opportunity to get laid DESTROYED by SUPERIOR guardian Hebi.
>>17467 VERY religiously intolerant thing to say about a follower of Bacchus.
>>17469 Based Hebi always caring about you and making sure you are ok (not being raped by ugly WHORES). Is there a better mamono than her?
>>17471 But I want the whores to rape me, why else would I dress so provocatively (in a poloshort and jeans)? She's so out of touch...
>>17472 Sounds like you are the whore in this case.
I'm not a /jp/ native and I come from the MGQ threads, but we had something very similar happen to us and I have one tip for you anons: make sure that whoever gets the mod position follows how the original thread worked to the letter minus the shitposts, with no modifications to tailor it to his own preferences. That is all, don't repeat our mistake.
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MGC is no place to raise a son
>>17473 Don't less Miss Hebi hear you say that. >>17475 What lovely friends! I wish I had friends like that. Sadly, still no portals.
>>17475 This is why i take pedomorphosis potions and let hags adopt me. I'll take those dangerous predators off of the streets.
>>17474 We haven't decided who it's going to be, but the board admin is active here, so if the whole thread complains about the one mod we can have him changed. Advantages of having management that actually cares.
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>>17472 Silly Anon, Hebi knows what's best for you. She understands that you only behave like a whore to give her an opportunity to let her show you how much she cares about you. Which she does by protecting you from danger (sex) from of evil monsters (harlots who want to steal you away).
I trust my Hebi-Oneechan with everything. She even manages my mail.
I'll never trust snakes or spiders. I'll punch em!
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Hebi is love Hebi is life
>>17483 >boxer snek >masochistic ushi
>>17405 >Discord pests Literally who?
>>17486 The ones obsessing over the wiki shitcord, I meant
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>>17395 You know who else is always in <CHARGE ?
>>17488 Again, who.
>>17490 Deez nuts? Gottem. Wait, WAIT NO, STOP, THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT,
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>>17458 You just KNOW this Jiangshi is going to be INSANE at cowgirl.
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i want to live here.
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Good night friends.
>>17413 >be Anon, husbando of Bicorn >Weekly date night, Anon's turn to choose >Simple steak and beers at a Bar in Hagtown >She asks "What's for dessert?" >"Just pick one..." > An almost brawl breaks out >the winner is a tall nine-tailed Hagfoxx > >They get back to Anon's place >Into the bedroom >Anon drags in an armchair from the living room, places it in the corner >Anon dits down >Both mamonos "Wtf!?" >"You make each other coom until one collapses, then I fuck the winner."
>>17494 How so?
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Good night my fellow anons, enjoy your evening with your auntster of choice
>>17508 Because she's a cow girl, duh!
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I found out a theory that Salamander's affiliation with fire stems from behavior of real life salamanders. They like to hide under piles of old wood, so unlit bonfires seem to them like a good hiding spot. When the fire is set, a scared salamander escapes, which to people in the old days looked like they were spawned from fire.
>>17512 Holy cats is she ever thicc.
>>17508 >eight legs for maximum gyroscopic stabilization, ensures freakily smooth ride and safety during earthquakes >6DoF hydraulic fucking action with in-flight entertainment vis-a-vis bouncing spider butt and spilk cans >double sealed for your protection >physical inability to wear pants, nothing will ever get in the way
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Fun fact: Spooders are cooder.
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>>17517 spooder is not cood. spooder is lood!
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>>17518 Dood, that's rood.
>>17512 >>17513 Sally Mander thicker than a bowl of oatmeal so that she can spar with Anon's Herculean club and dong.
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how big do you prefer your helldogs? stronk or normal?
>>17523 I only date hellhounds that are less than 8 INCHES tall. I need me the mini-mono hellwan.
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>>17523 itty bitty but still strong enough to manhandle me
>>17523 I don't mind big hounds in concept but most of the art of them is just cursed.
>>17525 the legendary hellfairy, still able to suplex a demon realm boar with ease, but cute and portable enough to fit in a pants pocket
>>17528 I feel strongly that all mini-momo should have the option of being shoulder mono.
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>>17527 that's fair. Ideally I should comm them around this size whenever I get a new one but I somehow dont have a reference sheet of this oc Ive had for years. usually the larger muscle/tiddy sizes are for my eyes only, since most people wouldn't care for it.
Also, I would use her as a lighter for campfires, etc. Only with her permission, but it would be soooooo cute.
>>17512 So, I... get a kickass warrior girlfriend by starting fires in the woods?
>>17533 Yeah, but she'll probably be a troll angry you're fucking up her forest.
>>17533 A grizzly might kick your ass, yeah.
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This is still the best Hellhound art.
>>17536 Wrong, that belongs to the officer hound one.
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>>17537 No, the officer hellwan is not actively cooking any hot dogs on her eye flames. This art is also good, because she has ice cream. Don't tell mamono this, but I am sooooo vulnerable to being given food, it's not even funny.
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>>17537 the LN ones? those might be the cutest, but they have nothing on the EYEFLAME GRIL.
Ah, nightfall. Time to pinch some chamomile out of your troll's mane and brew a nice cuppa Zs. Photosynthesized with love and designed to relax so you can peacefully blow a load right into her big soft hand before drifting off to sleep.
i wont lose to paws
>>17541 Oooooh! It's the 6 armed manticore from that one guy's stories!
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>>17542 >It's the 6 armed manticore from that one guy's stories! how have i had that pic for years without knowing this? sauce me up brother
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>>17544 appreciate it Anon.
>>17545 Manticores were one of the first monstergirls I learned about! I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for them and stories about them.
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>>17545 Mants
>>17546 Manticores are a peak girl and everyone secretly knows it.
>>17548 Nowhere near MGE but still cute personality Manticore: https://youtu.be/64cE2kLV9lY
>>17548 If only they weren't sadistic cunt...
>>17491 He's probably talking the gacha spammer. furfag, and various other idiots who act like that the reason everybody wants them gone is because there's some discord conspiracy against them instead of the fact that they're the thread's equivalent of the crackheads camped out in the park.
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We're going to build something new and wonderful here
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sex with plants
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i christen this thread with crab >>17365 ehh, i probably lurk both and see what happens
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But have you considered?
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>>17567 I will only consider if I can fuck her quickly into a Papillon
>>17554 Thankfully they have not one, but TWO cunts!
>>17556 I hope so too.
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Hebi seggs comfy seggs
>>17571 I'm going to turn the tables on the yan snake by stalking her myself, leaving creepy notes confessing my love in her mailbox, and breaking into her home to sniff her panties. That will show them how other peoole see their behaviour.
>>17567 Instructions unclear hugging the bug.
>>17571 >>17573 Will they get upset if I start humming renai citculation around them?
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>>17575 >How many children do you want? Enough that neighbors will joke that she's an Echidna cosplaying as Shriohebi
>>17569 Still doesn't fix the main "problem" maybe one devoted to Eros would be the opposite.
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There are two main types of hebis, you can test which one you have by leaving a pack of condoms in your jacket One will find them, go hysterical and blue flame torture you for entire night demanding to know why you think she's unworthy of real intercourse The other will only flash a creepy smile and make sure you can never leave her
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>>17577 Wish granted, you get an Eroscore. She's not even dominant, but her body constantly emits sweet smelling pheromones that turn you into a horny retard who wants sex all day every day. No refunds.
>>17579 Not ideal, I wish I could spend hobby time with her or do couple activities outside of sex when we're together. Maybe I should drop the idea of getting a 'core and go for a simple werecat.
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>>17578 Either way You will fill your beloved hebi with love and affection
>>17578 I can fix her.
>>17583 Nothing to fix.
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>>17583 Why would you fix her? She's already perfect
>>17585 Not that anon, but the lack of fluffy bits is a downside. A hebyip on the other hand... Good lord that would be wild.
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>>17586 There's no need for that A cool and smooth sensation of hebi cuddles is great
>>17587 Taste and color, snake scales are nice to the touch but lack the comforts of fur
>>17585 Hebis need to learn boundaries and privacy. She needs to learn to trust and to love.
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It's koturday not stinky cringe red eye white snake day. Get back in box.
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>>17589 Of course she do, more than you think You just have to love her back
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>>17590 This is the year of hebi Everyday is hebi 24/7
>>17591 Didn't expect you to say something so reasonable.
>>17581 Nothing stops you from painting your tabletop minis with her while the tailpussy milks your dick from underneath the table
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>>17593 Loving a hebi is very reasonsble
>>17582 Hebi would be either the worst mother ever or best mother ever, depending on whether she sees daughter(s) as potential rivals or an extension of hubby, nothing in between.
>>17594 Oh, I didn't see it like that. That's an excellent deal if it doesn't stop my usual activities. Tail pussy is too useful.
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>>17592 Unfair, when is cat year?
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>>17598 Hebi mothers are very protective towards their children They can't tolerate if their daughters call other than them mama even if that's their relatives
>>17600 In 9 years.
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Si señor, yo soy del rancho.
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>>17602 The best kot deserves a year to herself.
>>17601 hebi families seem like a colourful bunch
You have to fertilize ALL the eggs
>>17609 Mamono NEED to invent a translucent skin potion.
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Hebi date is great
Any new lich stuff?
>>17615 No, she's dead
>>17615 You mean fanart/stories? You can alwaxs chech the galleries and anubis.moe(use the tag system) to see if there is any stuff you haven't seen yet.
>>17617 How can she be dead when there's new life growing in her stomach?
>>17607 No, they're all white
>>17619 Those are maggots
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>>17619 Cumflation doesn't count
Do we have a frog among us? Ribbit ribbit crack ribbit?
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>>17620 Nuh uh
>>17624 Oui, oui! I am le frog and want to do the hon-hon-hon with le Cheshire.
>>17622 It does if it impregnates her.
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>>17624 No, only 'yip and vamp bugs in the pound, but you can expand it and bring new species like frogs into it. >>17626 Who wouldn't? Chesh is the best girl after all.
>>17625 Get the aloe vera; they burnt my hebi.
>>17627 I want to see the kind of face a pregnant lich makes when her baby kicks for the first time
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With NSFW not being an issue anymore, I'll have much greater choice when it comes to posting frogs.
>>17629 They are darker in the south of Zipangu
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>>17622 I love dead hours
>>17630 Probably also this one.
>>17630 >Totally expressionless kuu lich >Feels baby kick >Micro-expression of joy >Then back to kuu >Only her husband could possibly notice I gotta admit, it'd be heartwarming.
>>17633 What did Ms Lich mean by this...
>>17636 She wants a popsicle.
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>>17637 Too bad Miss Ghoul got the last one.
>>17637 Now i'm just imagining Ms Lich hiding in the fridge surrounded by icecream popsicles, still at the brink of heatstroke. And it's not even summer yet...
>>17635 >pregnant lich explaining her newest theory to her assistant >feels the baby kick >assistant sees her face change >immediately goes to hug her belly >they spend the next hour cooing and talking to the baby
>>17639 >Some of Miss Lich's experiments require extreme cold >All the adopted children she's raised intuitively understand one thing about this <"We can put ice cream in here." >Miss Lich is a soft touch with her kids and they eventually win her over >Whole freezer room becomes frozen snack storage >Miss Lich goes there one day to eat a popsicle >Happens to think about her assistant's "popsicle" while she does so >Overheats badly, melting all the ice cream. >Vows to never tell her kids that's why it happened.
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Pov: You just said hi to a hebi
>>17642 Hebis are the most sneaky monster because no unmarried man can see them. Because if you can see the hebi, you aren't single anymore.
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>>17643 They always make food and drinks for their future husband. Before they even meet.
>>17643 even the exhausted hebi at the kikimart checkout
>>17644 >forced into a dinner date with hebi >I know your kind's tricks >swap drinks when she's not looking >she takes a drink >haha, you fool! you fell victim to one of the classic blunders >smugly go to take a drink of my own >they're both drugged >well played hebi
>>17646 >Aphrodisiac drugged anon meets aphrodisiac drugged hebi Any bets on who's pelvis is going to turn to dust first?
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P'orcs? P'orcers?
>>17648 Absolutely haram
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>>17649 >marrying p'orcers means defying the Chief gods will I'm going to have so many piggy weddings.
>>17635 >pregnant kuuderes I want more
>>17652 Start making more then. There are plenty of open positions for lich lab assistant.
>>17653 >all of anon's children are genki
>>17651 big piggy pile
>>17654 >all the girls take after their dad I'd feel so proud
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>>17652 Personally I'm more thrilled and excited about the fact of impregnating a corpse and it eventually giving birth to healthy children
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>>17647 Whatever happens It's going to be hebi end
>>17654 Guess they must have taken after his father then. Wonder how a genki lich would look like.
>>17659 drug gremlin
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>>17655 >Going to sleep in the porc fortress. >Anon gets pigpiled by his daughters. >End up burried in several hundred kilos of bacon. >Wives have to fish him out for the nightly activities. >Daughters use the oportunity to raid the fridge Such is life.
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>>17659 This is about as close as I have. That being said, I would LOVE a lich who is TRYING SO HARD to be genki but is instead giving "I will murderfuck you to death" vibes.
>>17662 >Lich+Rei >What should usually be an absolute 0 kuu is depicted smiling. What kind of sorcery is this?
>>17663 If you look closely, she's actually giving you the TINIEST blep, too.
>>17665 She broke her own philactery didn't she...
>>17609 How does she know about my fetish for forced impregnation?
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>>17662 > I would LOVE a lich who is TRYING SO HARD to be genki Here you go. Yeah, she's adorable
>>17670 It comes free with your breeding instinct.
>>17672 Man, you got a breeding instinct? I just got a breading instinct, and my doctor says I gotta stop frying things.
>>17670 Cuteness overload
>>17673 <Shog wants to know your location
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>>17671 Gotta appreciate a girl who tries.
>>17670 >forced If you came, you clearly wanted to impregnate her and have several dozens of Kraken daughterus around
>>17675 AND I WANT TO KNOW HERS!
>>17677 Lich-san seems to have made a few upgrades in the bust department. I'm sure this is just part of the experiment, nothing more.
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>>17680 Anon, that's not even her final form!
>>17681 I don't know who came up with the idea that undead give yogurt instead of milk, but may the DL bless them.
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I still cant get over the fact that meidos won the war so hard sandwans actually decided to join them
>>17681 >Curious, the larger they are the more active Subject HuBe becomes >While burdensome, a few minor spells of featherweight could alleviate this problem even to more extreme sizes. >Testing will continue next with a variety of test-zombies raised and altered to see which one HuBe notices first, at which point I will alter accordingly. >I will need to make sure that I do not stay too far in a certain direction lest we run into another 'Nathyryx' situation
>>17672 Fairly sure the "forced" part kinda rules out the normal breeding instincts thing.
>>17675 Please miss shog, Don't force me to have more kids! Noooooo
>>17662 A Lich probably gives birth to Zombie daughters though
>>17686 Not really. Having someone threaten you to impregnating them means they are stronger than you(or want to be percieved that way). This tells your body to enter fight or flight, which releases adrenaline. Adrenaline is also present when aroused, so your body confuses itself(read wikipedia:Misatribution of arousal) and gets more aroused, helped by the fact that the situation is already very sexual in nature. I didn't say it's part of the normal breeding instinct, it's just a subproduct of it.
>>17688 A lich gives birth to more liches, just like Lilims give birth to lilims. KC has explicitely said this in the QnAs.
>>17555 I see, Gratsi Monsignor.
>>17690 Does she pops out her phylacteries for separated or something
>>17692 She probably builds them beforehand. Like buying clothes for a baby.
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>>17687 Shog is coming for you anon.
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>>17693 >she buys clothes beforehand >she doesnt spend hours painstakingly yet lovingly sewing smallclothes, mittens and booties for the little ones Couldnt be me. How do anons without spiderwaifus cope?
da wurm crawls it makes funny sounds rather cute but they mess up the dirt and there goes my daisies replaced by a shiny rock
>>17695 By buying custom made clothes from the spiderwaifus? Just like spooders don't meticuluosly adjust energy levels in aphrodisiac potions to gain the maximal ammount of semen performance. Everyone has a role to play
>>17701 >Just like spooders don't meticuluosly adjust energy levels in aphrodisiac potions to gain the maximal ammount of semen performance Because they dont need to, they have aphrodisiac venom Imagine needing to buy aphodisiacs from someone else because you waifu cant make them. It's almost pitiable
Manticores are a type of bug, right?
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>>17703 Imagine having libido so low and wife so ugly that you need drugs to get horny. My wife would only need to flash her tits to turn me into a rutting animal in heat
>>17704 They have scorpion tails and scorpions aren't bugs, they are arachnids
>>17707 Everything that crawls is a bug.
>>17685 It makes sense that liches would be able to body mod, and I find the idea really hot. >>17708 >Everything that crawls is a bug. A fact many Anons with dom wives are well aware of.
>>17710 Listen, given enough time a Lich will slowly narrow down to her test subjects exact tastes and alter her body to fit those tastes. Mostly as a test subject will 'perform better when within visual range of an aesthetically appealing figure.' and NOT because she's setting up for husbandoing him. Totally.
>>17699 Flowers wilt. Shiny rock shiny forever
>>17684 And that's a good thing, the schedule dog get scheduled and unscheduled depending on her master's mood
>>17684 All monsters can become maids the same way all monsters eventually turn into cows
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Hebihebihebihebihebi
>>17711 Having a lich nearby who shaped herself to my exact preferences would make me worse at everything other than husband duties though. Wait...
>>17716 Only now do you realize the true and insidious nature of the Lich. They are slow and grinding, working away at their goals until the plan is launched and none can stop them. Unless its one of the tomboy, dark knight times. Then she's going to raise a few of her old buddies and kick down a gate or two.
>>17717 You have to appreciate her taking the time to learn your tastes, but at the same time it'd be nice if she asked. A lich putting on a fashion show with her body (or her zombie daughters) as the fashion sounds great. They'll know they've got a winner when the only critique I can give is my uncontrollable desire to plap.
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>>17718 >>17717 Then you have this.
posting this here as well topic: sandworm transformation >initial transformation is kinda like a naga, the main sandworm body is the lady's "tail" >no eyes or teeth on the "tail" yet >over time her skin will pinken and become more sensitive >eventually black lines will appear near the top of the "tail" >it is at this point that the proto-sandworm will make her way to the desert and burrow underground >here, she will enter a dormant state as the transformation continues. >once she becomes dormant the tail will start to grow as it turns into a proper sandworm body >as the sandworm body's organs get bigger the old human body's will begin to warp, gearing more for reproductive purposes and pleasuring a mate than survival. >the new sandworm can remain dormant for many years in this state as its body grows and shifts. >once the transformation is finally complete the sandworm will reawaken and begin to seek out a mate or you could take it a step further, proto-sandworm nagas will remain in that state until they can swoon a male and bring him underground, where she will then will use the sex mana to start growing.
>>17720 Is this a Q&A? Thanks for reposting.
>>17720 Cool.
>>17721 nah, sandworm transformation came up in the /jp/ thread. since sandworms are fucking massive its not a "go into ms. lim's mana potion shop and come out as a new race" kinda deal. so anons there were talking about how it'd happen.
>>17719 Listen, she just got a little carried away is all. Its fine, she just needs to work off a bit of stress and she'll be right as rain after she fixes her phylactary. >>17718 To be fair, for most monsters that is the greatest compliment they can get. >>17718
>>17708 so is a wurm a bug?
>>17725 They slither.
>>17725 If it's named like a bug and cuddles like a bug it must be a bug.
>>17726 slithering is but a more evolved way of crawling is it not?
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I wanna be secretly followed home by my bullies from school who proceed to sneak into my room and gangrape me!
>>17732 >"but what they saw on that fateful night changed them forever"
>>17732 This but not secretly
>>17735 >Leave school one day with five bullies >Come back to school the next with five girlfriends.
>>17736 instead they carry you home. your bicorn momster only reaction being resting her cheek on her hand and saying "ara ara~ my little Nonny is so popular!"
>>17738 >Your other five moms proceed to offer them advice on living in a harem
Nekomata are Schrödinger's Cat. They are simultaneously the least cat and most cat at the same time.
>>17736 The sneaking into my room and the rape are part of what does it for me.
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>>17740 They are cute when they do the Zipangu.
>>17743 Weeb cats deserve to get flashbanged with Matatabi
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I'm sorry, but I'm a monogamychad if anything. How can I give 5 girls the love they all deserve if I can barely love myself enough? The 5 bullies are gonna have a showdown for the crown.
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Can't a man be miserable and wageslave in peace FOR FIVE MINUTES?
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>>17750 dont pretend you dont take all that overtime just to spend more time with her.
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>>17750 Anal sex withthe Pharaoh's servants
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>>17752 Soon to be my servants
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>>17753 they could be, you'll just need a little help from a certain someone.
Anubis OLs are hot.
to be a knight on an advenutre to find my princess (a monster girl) which girls fit the bill of the princess?
>>17753 Wait, why does she have two tails? Ohhhhhh!
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>>17755 My first MGE related fantasy, I guess that's because they are such relatable concept
>>17756 Dirty werewolf living in a cave. She cleans up well (and gets dirty faster).
>>17759 P'orc village girl from a farming village Kakuen whose a tree dwelling savage Wurm who found a funny little hat while digging ( its a real gold little crown from a now extinct human kingdom) Vamp mosquito who is just living in the swamp devil bug whose in the dungeon that our knight got thrown into
>>17748 Mostly catnip but also yes.
>>17732 Why do they think that giving me pleasure and letting me cum inside them is bullying? are they stupid?
>>17720 >>as the sandworm body's organs get bigger the old human body's will begin to warp, gearing more for reproductive purposes and pleasuring a mate than survival. For some reason this sentence makes my dick into the big dick.
>>17763 Bold of you to think they're gonna respect your refractory period so you have time to recover between endless rounds of rough hip smashing sex.
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Yes I will trust this hebi It would be rude to refuse her delicious homemade cookies
>>17767 Lamias are made for leglocking.
>tell chesh she got pranked
>>17764 It's primal, don't question it.
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you shouldnt listen to any posts praising snakes on this board. i have seen screenshots of private bapcord chats where they coordinate posts to make it seem like there is organic conversation about them. but in reality its just a bunch of femcel noodles trying to psyop you into thinking snakes are popular. dont fall for their tricks Anon, this thread is full of snakes.
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>>17768 They are made for loving
>>17772 >These snake are made for lovin' >And that's just what they'll do
>>17758 What's Nagatoro's senpai doing here?
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>>17772 watch these quads of truth
>>17770 Now I really want a description of what monsterization into an Echidna would be like.
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>>17777 cant argue with that.
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Wouldn't it be funny to give a random hebi a peck on her lips and then run away? It's not like she will follow or anything right?
>>17771 It's true! They are trying to hide the face that dragons are the superior monster girl! You should start posting about dragons instead
>>17771 Oh boy what will I ever do, I sure hope no Lamia realizes that I run hotter than an early 20th century radiator in the winter. What a terrible fate to get coiled by snakes.
>>17781 Dragon status = mere'd
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>>17781 But dragons are so 2024 Sneks are where it's at
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>>17783 whatever helps you sleep at night dude. after satisfying your draconic owner, that is.
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>Uh, this is nice and all, but... >It's kind of hard to adventure like this. >Can you let go? >No.
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>>17786 You better return your feelings to your hebi It will be easier for both of you
>>17783 I'm gonna mere a dragon and have tons of kids with her. And then mere those kids as well
As a leg man, no legs is unforgivable!
>>17789 Well, try to keep your boner from destroying your pants, Anon.
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>>17790 It's not about how many legs you've got it's about how you use em.
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theres now a shrine on every street surrounding my house and now theres no escape from these little pests as i pass by their phony "religious institution". they then offer their snake oil "blessings" and "household guardianship" to me. i should never have saved that dumb animal from that trap i fucking hate it here.
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>>17792 'kades can wrap their human, too, Anon. That's one reason I am a full-blown pedephile
>>17719 Lich's phylactery cracking is such a good part of their lore, criminally underused imho
>>17799 most lich lovers are in it for the kuu aspect. i personally would rather have the subtle and ephemeral expressions of happiness than have her go full nympho mode.
>>17800 I would like a little full nympho mode, as a treat.
>>17801 better have a spare phylactery ready. she will be in no shape to make one herself.
>>17801 >lich is clinically diagnosable as nympho but objects as a scientist and an intellectual >after all she has full control of herself and it doesn't interfere with her daily life >she just needs lots and lots and lots of samples all the time for all these experiments that are leading somewhere she assures you >it's all a part of my master thesis, now can you please finish breakfast? >nevermind, relax and enjoy your meal, she'll get her data from under the table >lets a couple monotone moans slip out and gives you that INTP stare when you peek under
>>17802 >Miss Lich finally takes a break >Well, she lets you take a break to rehydrate and pee >Desperately try to crazy glue her phylactery back together in the bathroom >Only seems to have made her hornier Oh no!?
>>17806 that'll teach you to rub a girl's soul dodecahedron
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What did you do, aruji-dono?
>>17789 >Derplings try to hop on your dick all the time This is some wonderland bullshit
>>17812 I was caught in the laundry room.
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Segg with Les kots?
>>17820 Nein, I vill fike mein hund
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>>17821 Lol, lmao
>>17821 What's wrong with noiretox. >deleted all his art from twitter one day >moves it all behind a paywall >comes back around after some time >mainly posts obese pig art now
>>17830 He did a pyro
>>17395 >It's proper female domination Too based
>>17830 his new art isnt even that fat?
>>17836 Just glancing through his recent tweets, it looks like he's more-or-less: >60% straight up F A T ladies >40% thicc women It's subjective, so I could see someone swapping the %s the other way, but yeah, I could see someone being really, really skeeved out.
>>17838 i scrolled back about a year. the only ones i'd call properly fat are the tan kot, the yip with a fox, and the blue haired girl in a santa skirt. aside from that they're mostly breasts with a bit of belly. then again i might just be biased since the sizes i like are much bigger
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THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE of desert """kingdom"""
>>17835 This is my fetish.jpg
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>>17840 What a showoff.
>>17840 >... miss apophis angrily typed, while secretly wishing she had a man to do that with >but alas, she does not
>>17840 Who is getting the best head?
>>17842 >Akaname is eating a long wafer roll >her tongue goes out of the other end of the roll and she makes a few thrusting motions with it >then winks at anon and giggles
>>17840 >"Back in my day we would have men lining up to try and get with a girl from the desert kingdoms" >"Now we have girls trying to court men by lowering themselves to giving them blowjobs"
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>>17842 Many such cases.
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what's there currently to watch on MGTV?
>>17851 cooking shows
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Kiss hebi Marry hebi Have babies with hebi
>>17851 Lairz.
>>17854 whose lair they showing off today?
>>17851 Hebi Jebies >Horror movie about a man afraid of his Hebi next door neighbor and all of the PERFECTLY NORMAL behaviors she has >Everything she does to persuade him that she is a normal, safe lady to be around seems to fail... >Until she realizes that it's because there are WHORES who are LYING TO HIM about her It's like 90 minutes of a hebi erotically strangling various human women and mamono. I give it 9 out of 10 eggplant emojis.
>>17855 Angeligaclon the Black, localted in the volcanic region of the Iron Oxide Mountaints.
>>17851 History shows with wight and lich. It used to just be wight but the other undead complained she wasn't being objective about the parts she lived through.
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*upset hatter mumbling*
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>>17851 more Mamono Magi reruns
>>17851 The Cheshire Channel >It's just old meme compilations with Bob Saget hosting >He WAS dead, but a Cheshire Lich brought him back "for the lulz"
>>17858 >wight goes on a great spiel out grand and fabulous event and how she was obviously the centre of all of them >lich blankly states she was half a continent away at the time and gives a more grounded recount
>>17851 >Unstoppable rod against immovable wall Some weird Zipangu game where strong dominant mamonos like hellhound, manti... are put against raging mushroom drug up anons in a fighting pit. It's been 3 hours of mating press and a small crater is starting to form around them.
>>17851 Lilim Porn >Just various handholding positions set to slow jazz porn music and filmed in slow motion
>>17862 At any point does Miss Lich produce a paddle and demand that Miss Wight present her backside for punishment due to all these fibs?
>>17858 Liches may be smart, but how many of them have historical education? >But they're old enough to have lived through it Doesn't mean they cared about the events as they were happening while they were cooped up in their labs. If you asked one the name of her country's current president, she'd be like "what's a president?"
>>17860 No more reruns, we need a new episode! Get the writers on it, and squeeze out more of that leanan side juice.
>>17861 >Cheshire Lich Horrors beyond my comprehension. I fear the cjeshire that is not encumbered by the concepts of lofe and death.
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>>17860 so currently the villains we have are; >Magi White - bratty vamp >Magi Blue - Gal'Gnaga >Magi Purple - does the black knight count? that leaves rivals for Red and Yellow
>>17867 >Mamono Magi Gaiden >Mamono Magi: The Next Generation >Mamono Magi Alternative: The Day After the Promised Flower Blooms Under the Crescent Moon of False Hope Some Distant Thursday Night in November
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>>17870 the board at the NukiNetwork are intrigued pitch 'em
>>17868 Becoming a lich made her a little more chill--a lot of her emotions are in her phylactery, after all. BUT She no longer sleeps and her still lingering desire for "lulz" and "memes" lead her to create pranks and jokes that are so elaborate and obscure that nobody really gets them but her. As many as TEN PERCENT are pranks that do NOT involve Anon's face landing on her butt.
>Cheshire lich is always trying to cuddle anon for warmth >Quietly demands ear scritches to help her concentrate >Her big project still ends up just being an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that results in Anon getting Chesh butt to the face. >Chesh Lich gives small enigmatic smile in success. >Then wiggles her butt on Anon's face.
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>>17871 >NukiNetwork this makes me think, what do the logos of the various TV channels look like? off the top of my head we also have >ShogTV >the Maid Channel >Fox
>>17870 That third one sounds kino.
>>17874 >the Maid Channel So, uh, what's on the Maid Channel?
>>17876 Maids.
>>17877 Nice!
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>>17876 Special Agent Duster
>>17879 >Miss Kiki shoots the dust bunnies! >It's not very effective
>>17851 There's a lot of adaptations of old movies to be less prejudiced against the undead. Dawn of the Dead is a drama about a bunch of zombie girls moving into a new town and finding love at the local mall. Fright Night has the vampire being a lonely hag next door that the main character falls for. He spies on her while changing and sneaks into her house. Ghostbusters is just that one bj scene but extended to 90 minutes
>>17881 >Ghostbusters is just that one bj scene but extended to 90 minutes Fun fact: Dan Aykroyd filmed that scene, too!
>>17871 Mamono Magi Gaiden >origin story of the Mamono Magi as a team, before the iconic, classic iteration, set in the retro era of [insert parents' generation here] Mamono Magi: The Next Generation >classic MM are know all grown up. Some of their kids and some new characters form the next team Mamono Magi Alternative: The Day After the Promised Flower Blooms Under the Crescent Moon of False Hope Some Distant Thursday Night in November >What if Mamono Red hadn't been late on her first day of school and ran smack into the cute boy from her class while eating toast?
>>17881 Eh, i don't think the undead would have much issue with the usual style of undead movies. Ms Lich would be sitting at the edge of her seat hoping the protagonist (who's been bitten), and her love interest wouldn't make it in time so that he can turn into a zombie and have her both be reunited in undeath. Ms wight would always make allusions about how she's going to "eat you". You already have a hard time hiding her bitemarks. And every once in a while you find a gyaru girtablilu and her band of gyaru zombies stalking the MGC high hallways.
>>17884 I wish there more magical girls (MILF) out there. That's the ideal--a busty, thicc MILF body squeezed into a sailor suit.
>>17886 I've seen art of this, I know it
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https://imgbox.com/g/grhlFOTAgU Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 78. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/3zrAYO9E Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
>>17888 Thanks, Wikifag!
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>>17888 Holy based, guess that settles it. And also some fat jub jugs in this one.
>>17888 Wait, did Setz draw a creeping coin?
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>>17888 Man, finally we can post most of the stuff here. Anyways, good job.
>>17888 Nice to see you here bud
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Anyone remember where this pic is from? The search function in the jp archive is pretty barebones, and doesn't have filters for image sizes.
back at it again with some splices >>17895 oh was just about to ask that here, cheers anon
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>>17888 Thanks for keeping it up. >>17891 Seems it is him. Not the first time he's drawn an MGE girl.
>>17896 >mosnter Good to see i'm not the only one that makes that typo.
>>17899 BLESS YOU ANON I'll get that spliced up right away
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>>17851 Monster sports, featuring the winter lactathon
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>>17895 HEY, if we're taking requests on warosu-mining, how about this pic?
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There's nothing that mamono love can't overcome It even breaks the language barrier
>>17896 I think it would be nice to include a folder in the archive just for these. Maybe wikifag can arrange that. Do you have all of your splices saved?
>>17890 I hate how all of Nav's art these days is /d/-level tits with Hank Hill asses. What happened to the pear shaped proportions? what happened with those big udders of his with that well balanced ass and those counterweight thighs that he so proudly used to draw since our days on /a/?
>>17905 How are you finding these?
>>17907 >artist goes off the deep end with his favorite fetish many such cases.
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>Poor Little Flightless Guy
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>>17901 I wonder if the use of lactomancy is allowed in such events
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>>17908 Filename searches. If the provided filename returns nothing, I check if I have the pic saved myself and go with that. It can be more difficult finding the original upload because at some point 4chan made it so that a repost can have a different checksum from the actual original file, in which case the hope is to find the earliest upload with the default 4chan filename (which includes a Unix timestamp) which will lead there.
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>>17912 Makes sense. I don't have that vast of a gallery, but i'll keep it in mind. Talking about archives, i think it's time to think about archiving these threads too. The peeps here use the wayback machine, but maybe someone else knows of a better solution (the archive here hasn't been implemented.)
>>17905 Domo Arigato, Ant-san.
>>17911 >I wonder if steroids are allowed in sport matches Of course not
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>>17913 Funny enough, it took me more snooping to find the source of the previous picture. https://warosu.org/jp/thread/17997985#p18004254 >i think it's time to think about archiving these threads too. The peeps here use the wayback machine, but maybe someone else knows of a better solution (the archive here hasn't been implemented.) I believe some of the threads on /monster/ get saved by some manually and kept in a zip by whoever chose to do that. Since we can easily hit the post limit before we get bumped off, for the time being we can work without the old style archiving.
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>>17899 >>17900 thread was a goldmine, gonna get started on the other ones here as well
>>17916 I'd rather start early though, so i guess i'll use the wayback machine for now. We are already at 400 posts, hit bump limit a while ago, and are more than halfway through the post limit. I don't think we were this fast in /jp/
>>17918 It's almost as if posting here is an order of magnitude more pleasant due to the lack of meta commentary on the threads themselves.
>>17918 The first thread is still up, so yeah, the time is right. >I don't think we were this fast in /jp/ I think we used to be faster if we consider PPH, at least before the recent months, so /mge/ appears fast because it's the same fish in a smaller pond. >>17919 >lack of meta commentary I think I get what you mean, but it sounds funny in this conversation.
>>17917 My fist in that chesh/t
>>17918 Of course we weren't, we had a spammer, a furfaggot and breathfag killing all discussions with their garbage. Wecould have continued but there were the retards that started pointing out their e-celebs and chasing boogeymen that nobody cared about and drowned all discussions with their bitching and linking the crimes and previous posts of those e-celebs. In the end they were worse than the boogeymen they chased.
>>17920 I'll be using the wayback machine and an offline copy both. Perhaps we will get an archive with a search function in the future, but for now that will do.
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Alright /mge/. Sorry for all of the metaposting today but i think this is a good oportunity to remind you that we still have that moderator position open. While it hasn't been necessary for now, as the threads are very civil, we don't know what the future holds, so i think it's best if we keep that sleeper agent. It'd be nice if someone of trust, like wikifag or one of our big writers takes the position, but most of them are probably busy themselves. If no one else wants to take it i can, but i wanted to hear the thread out first before doing anything.
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>>17905 10,000 hours in MS Paint
>>17925 shoot beat me to it
>>17927 I'm honored you did it! I didn't expect anyone to do that for me what since it's enough that someone managed to dig up the thread in the first place.
>>17924 Pretty sure Wikifag has enough on his plate as is, and it's better for him to stick to his more neutral position anyway. Dunno about any other candidates, so I hope it will be enough for the admin to judge them based on their time here so far.
>>17917 God I love ln, I hope he knows about this place
>>17930 He does, but he's pretty much retired. Probably burned out or too busy with life, which is understandable. We'll have to make efforts to get new, homegrown artists. Yerb is nice, but he's not as directly active as LN was back then, so i'll be looking to start organizing drawpiles soon.
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I love my Jubby wubby!
>>17888 >sandworm doesn't get why anon wants to be outside her, until he starts molesting her new tail
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>>17932 Awesome to see you here too, jubfag!
>>17932 Are you her Jubby Hubby?
>>17934 I didn't know we had a jubfag. Next you'll tell me we have a jin-of-the-jarfag too.
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>>17935 yes we bake cookies and dance and listen to music, and kissy wissy muwah muwah love my wifey. and we love eachother very very much!!! and we have 3 jubby wubby children who are all special
>>17936 i don't post much because i am too busy and i don't want ntr niggers to see her.
>>17938 Sorry to hear that, but in any case, it's always nice seeing the occasional update from one of our waifufags. Jub on!
>>17557 >claustro "teases" you with her feet sticking out of the bulb for months until the sex ban on the enchanted forest lifts >opens up the flytrap to reveal this congratulations on staying true and passing the trial
Remember, the best way to acquire party members is to defeat level one bandits and level them up. People may laugh at the Orc raider or Goblin Bandit but once properly leveled up you can truly experience the joy of a muscled Orc Battlemaster and Goblin Assassin. That and slime queens, never say no to a slime queen.
>>17941 >sex ban on the enchanted forest What kind of madman came up with that?
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>Serial patpat
My ass would have stepped in the primordial soup if i knew there was going to be days like this.
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>>17946 you can step into shog instead, its the closest you're going to get nowadays.
Such a shoggy day And it's mine The most shoggiest day of my li~fe
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Hebi fun time
>>17943 all we know is that it was put in place with intentional loopholes on feet, pits, and thighs perhaps a lim working on her sociology degree
>>17950 >Lim going to college >Every professor just hands her free grades because they don't want to anger the DL >She's genuinely good at her studies though and that angers her >Always ends up having to change colleges, but someone always ends up finding out
>>17952 >Lim trying to disguise herself as a normal succ >Can't get the coloration right; always looks like a cartoon
>>17952 Cant wait for her romance arc when she meets that one antisocial jackass who tells her that if she wants his respect she'll have to earn it
>>17955 >What? A man that doesn't immediately treat me nicely because he's afraid of my parents? >Instantly heart pupils
You'd think if the thread pests wanted people to stay on the 4ch thread they'd stop spamming for at least a week to lull people into a false sense of security
>>17958 Let's keep meta stuff to the meta thread unless it's really important. But yeah, he knows some people won't leave no matter what, and now with no moderation at all he can post anything.
>>17958 they're so spiteful they cant help themselves.
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Let the world tremble!
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>innocent meidos >innocent I call bullshit
>>17962 Remember to KYS (kiss your servants)
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have some 'nubis splices before I go for the day
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>>17965 somethings up with my internet, having issues uploading
>>17966 >>17965 Very cute ones
>>17947 >say you want to step into the primordial soup >Shog hears that and cooks you a bathtub full of soup >she's very confused and doesn't understand why you want that, but hopes she did a good job
>>17641 i love my unstable nuclear reactor sweet tooth wife
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Bluebs
>>17970 Why is blue skin so dang good, bros?
>>17869 magi red should have oni twins
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>>17971 because blueberry flavor
>>17975 Also, bluebs.
be wary of cursed weapons fuckers will replace your weapons in your sleep they work together with living armor if they smell somewhat sweet and u hear a little moan when you oil them up, u've been hoodwinked. Dont attempt to sell them off, they will know u know and u will be raped right there on the shop floor, the best way to prevent it is to always insepct your weapons, if they look brand new, your weapons have been replaced
>>17982 What're you gonna do, fuck a scimitar? Cursed weapons are perfectly safe to hold onto.
>>17983 the ones that im talking bout an take the form of a woman without a female host, they are related but are different in their hunting of men, one uses proxies, the other directly fucks, so be wary of such weapons
>>17985 Honestly, that sounds awesome. Who doesn't secretly harbor a desire to make love to a big, scary polearm?
>>17982 I'm a monk. I exclusively punch dudes. I'm safe.
>>17982 Its all fun and games until the local lady knight picked up a funny looking sword and is now saying that she will show you the greatest nightmare and developing a creepy looking arm.
>>17987 >>17987 i openly have that desire imagine poleaxe chan, she'd be quite blunt and cutting but in the end has a rather straight forward apporach to loving you Or miss spear, a rather homely yet old girl that wants to love and not be thrown away after the wars over or Miss sword, the haughtiest of weapons, who needs to be pampered and demands only the best hands to weild her or Miss axe, another humble girl whose at home, either chopping woods or chopping people up, loves lifting yet is quite hard hard headed and rather stubborn so hard to redirect with ease
>>17991 I need Miss Scythe to be my big titty and big scary goth gf.
>>17992 she would be quite scary looking but a big softy that couldnt hurt a fly
>>17993 But the lawn would look REALLY sharp, amirite?
>>17994 ye it would be, but expect to be the one to correct her order of food when they get it wrong
im imagining Miss spear would be in fear of being repurposed into farm equipment Miss sword would be scared of being abandoned Miss axe wouldnt really fear much expect her handle breaking
automaton custom shop and ur the owner imagine the outlandish request u have to make
>>17998 >Own Anon's Automs, a customization shop for Automatons >Assumed you'd be doing height changes, booty enhancements, etc. >Turns out it's 90, 95% weird bullshit <"My wife wants to be a 1 person kitchen! Can you install a grill in her? And an oven?" >"I would like to install modifications so that I may serve as a submersible aquatic vehicle." <"Laser. Tits. Her idea, swear to Maou." >You just wanna give Automatons badonkadonks! Why!!?? WHY!?!?!?
>>17999 >one fucker wants you to install a fucking screen in the belly of the automanton so the dope could watch brainrot while fucking
>>18000 OK, I was going for silly ones, but that's genuinely enraging.
>>18001 the most funs would be the ones where u make an automaton bodyguard, adding tons of guns to the gal and armoring her up but they will be ones like that one Hell i wouldnt be surpised if someone came to ask to get their automaton to look like minecraft jenny or antoher nsfw minecraft mods
>open an automanton custom they said >it will be nice and sexy they said >it will be fufulling work they say >and look at u know >ur making skibidi automaton rn >the porcelian shows ur haggard face >at least the pays good and you have a nice wife to hold in your hands
>>18000 He wants to play sextapes of them fucking so he can watch them having sex while he records them having sex so he can watch himself having sex while he watches himself having sex. You wouldn't get it.
>>18006 >the sex tape is done vertically and has subway surfers, or someone doing "hacks" on the side
>>17997 >fear of being repurposed into farm equipment I can't blame her. Turning into a hoe is an awful fate.
>>18008 >Turning into a hoe OMG, now I'm imagining a slutty-looking automaton. Not an ACTUAL hoe, mind you, but kuu software + gyaru hardware seems like a neat lady.
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>>17991 Imagine having a Bicorn wife carrying your entire arsenal on her back, and using them to monsterize Order heroines you come across and defeat, making your harem bigger and stronger each time.
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>>18009 Automatons are basically Living Dolls made of metal, so they're great for dressing up.
>collect a bunch of cursed weapons to make a harem >they finally get their own bodies so you can sleep with them >it's all Saberface
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>>18009 >slutty looking With the average mamono fashion sense already being pretty revealing, i wonder what would constitute "slutty looking" for them. Visible joints? >>18011 I was just about to post that image.
>>18002 <"So I was wondering if you could give her armor plates that absorb blood and turn it into fuel?" >"I... guess, but... I mean I don't want to pry into your personal life-" <"Then don't."
>>18014 >>18014 >makes the first vampire automaton
>>18011 > Automaton doll shows where husband of automatons show off their cosplay making skills
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>>18013 >Visible joints?
Automatons could replace any monster ngl In fact I wouldn't be surprised some automatons that are lamia based, spider based, or horse based
>>18018 You had me at spider based. Because spiders ARE based.
>>18019 Now what if Spiders with machine guns and bazooka attached to them
>>18017 Anon that's too NSFW, even for this. What will you do if the nuki advertisers see this?
>>18020 Ya lost me. I just want scary mechanical spider waif. I don't need guns or bazookas. Bazoombas would be nice, though.
>>18023 Then how about heavy machinery spider wife
>>18024 Yeah, that's fine. I imagine that's kinda like the difference between more of a smol/medium spooder and one of them Big Boy tarantulas or whatever the fuck they're called in Australia.
Yo I heard if u knock up a dodo bird girl u get paid by the government
>>18026 Yeah, it's basically any mamono at this point. Except like wights and vamps because they already got money. And Cheshires because they're really annoying.
>>18027 u get paid extra and they give u a free house, free schooling , and hell free food
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>Go to do washing by the lake >Drag big old washtub down there >Fill it up >Make fire to heat some stones >put stones in water until warm enough >Fuck i forgot my socks >go back home >Come back to washing spot What do?
>>18029 >the stones were slime cores
i hate it when i wake up to some monster trying to break into my house cant they try when im awake
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I want to ambush the Troll lady washing herself at the river and hide her clothes as a prank!
>>18029 Throw the socks in and tell her to start washing. It's nice having someone help with the chores.
>>18031 Leave a note to that effect, then. It's not like mamono can read your mind! Maybe you LIKE being woke up for surprise sex!
>>18032 Even better if you leave her other clothes. Better yet, prank a Troll and a Demon by swapping their outfits.
>>18032 >naked troll >in the sun I don't think she's going to care too much about getting her clothes back at that moment. She'll be plenty interested in removing yours though.
>>18034 >Go to toss sock in, she grabs the first one >Not with a hand >with like her hair, or a tentacle, or something >Ask her to help wash if she's gonna sit in my wash tub. >1000 yard stare >I recall blue slimes are... 'simple' >i mime washing motions while she stares blankly >She puts the sock in her mouth and chews >That's not sanitary you- >Spits it out absentmindedly >Sigh in relief >A slimy arm thing grabs my forearm >Isn't very strong, but is very sticky >Won't let go >I kneel down and pick up the sock >Cup some of the water that's not slimed up in my hands >Begin to wash >Her eyes light up >Slime shoots out of the tub. >All of my clothing >that i am wearing >is drenched in soap sudded blue slime >She beams a happy smile That didn't help
>>18032 And she's going to prank you back by giving birth to your child
>>18032 plz no bully miss troll trolls are good girls their hair is not like those dumb dolls
>>18032 a better prnak would be too leave her with her old uniform which is three sizes too smaLL for her
>>18042 An even BETTER prank would be to give her a jar of homemade JAM but label it JELLY. Whew, boy, that'll be a knee-slapper once she realizes.
>>18039 So that's why monster bullies at school give birth to your children without your consent
>>18039 I'll go prank my momster then
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>>18044 >monster bully >takes your lunch money away >so you'll have no choice but to eat the lunch she-that is, her mom made, yeah >it's spiked >teases you and says she'll help take care of it if you ask nicely >9 months later You know it's kinda weird there arent any art of pregnant or teen mom pyrows as it's their thing
>>18046 >You know it's kinda weird there arent any art of pregnant or teen mom pyrows as it's their I think we need more art of pregnant monsters in general, it's always foxes and elves
>>17661 Cute Managing a loving porc tribe will keep a man busy for the rest of his life. It takes great willpower and leadership that not even a military general could comprehend. Or you can let it all descend into anarchy and be tossed around for snuggles and dick until nightfall, where the few that dozed during the day do the same thing but respectfully quieter. Barely.
>>18048 Orc tribe management is the second least stressful management position next to Queen Slime realm management and just under Kephri realms.
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that grilling season is here. Actual grilling, you can't just slap meat on an Ignis's abs and call it grilling, thats dating with extra steps.
>>18054 T-t-t-t-twistin' like a flame in a slow dance, baby!
>>18054 I want some rotisserie pork, or maybe just an orc pole dancing. It's the same thing basically
>>18046 >there arent any art of pregnant or teen mom pyrows as it's their thing Someone should draw an MGC High teen pregnancy public service announcement poster
That's a sad monday morning, any cheerful mamonos?
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>>18070 This pot devil is pretty cheerful I think
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>>18070 Chesh, you get what you deserve
>>18076 oops, I meant to say you get the fucking you deserve
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>>18080 <slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
>>18082 no lick lick in between, chesh fell off for real
>>18084 getting old, losing her edge, looks like it's off to the farm for cheshy soon
>>18085 Barn cat retirement, no more memes on the internet but a lot of magic shroom laced milk and booze
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>>18047 >we need more art of pregnant monsters in general If I ever learn to draw, I know what I'd be doing.
>>18089 >If I ever learn to draw Never too late to start anon.
>>18093 Unless you lose your fingers in an accident or something. Then it would be too late.
>>18089 My biggest disappointment is lack of pregnant Shirohebi art. You'd think physically sealing the deal would be a more common theme with the yansnek
>>18095 Hebis are like dogs chasing cars. They don't know what to do if they catch one.
>>18096 Drive at max speed in the backyard?
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>>18089 Happy pregnant monwives are a wonder to be cherished
>>18094 I'm sure Miss Lich has a solution for that too. Don't go to Grem though, she'll just use that excuse to give you a bionically enhanced penis.
>>18099 Imagine falling asleep on the couch while cuddling your preggo wife watching reruns of "A werewolf in Court Alf".
>>18100 >anon looks down his crotch, sees a 12 inch Super Cunt Smasher 9000 P.E.K (Penis Enhancement Kit) with custom overclocked pistons and high pressure semen pumps >"I never asked for this"
>>18101 Peak comfy, so much softness.
>>18103 >wife makes constant remarks about how cumbersome the pregnancy is, or how she needs to take breaks and get foot massages from you >Her single friends get visibly green, and the non pregnant ones grab their hubby by the collar and go "somewhere else for a minute"
OK, pregnancy is cool and all, but I would like a mamono who lays a clutch of eggs, say 10, or 100. Or 1000. And then she jealously guards those eggs until they hatch, and our brood expands across the neighborhood.
>>18105 I'm going to give my wife daily belly rubs with anti stretch marks cream and I'm not going to listen to her repeated explanations that her inhuman skin doesn't get them.
>>18106 >then she jealously guards those eggs until they hatch It's also nice when it's the father that protects the eggs.
>>18106 But what if, and hear me out, what if some egglaying mamono were ovoviviparous, and they had a phase where they were pregnant with the eggs and then laid them and cared for them until they hatched. Best of both worlds, right? >>18107 Your wife sounds tsun. Never heard of a monstergirl that complains about having her pregnant belly rubbed.
>>18108 I'm trying to imagine a hebi protecting dozens of eggs while allowing the father out of her sight, and I'm just not seeing that happen. In other words, BOTH parents should be there. Maybe together, maybe in shifts. Maybe because your seahorse wife mpreg'd them all up inside you.
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i drew a cowder a few days ago :3 it's a redraw of something i did back in 2021
>>18106 >1000 Imagine getting your wurm wife pregnant, expecting one daughter. Then you come home to a lair filled eggs, and she's just sitting in the middle looking proud of herself.
>>18065 >"Now to really turn up the heat!" >Slap the Ignis's ass and she lets out a yelp, the flames surging a bit. >As soon as the food is off her she goes for a tackle and makes Anon lick her abs clean.
>>18113 good stuff anon
>>18108 gonna camp the climate controlled cot all day
>>18117 >climate controlled cot >floor cot so absolutely no risk of eggs falling even the slightest distance >each egg wrapped in at least 3 blankets >no plastic in the entire house >constant temperature monitoring with very loud alarms if it ever dips too far in either direction >baby monitor
>>18113 Hella cute spidercow
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>>18099 Pregnant monsters are a miracle of the universe, specially considering how hard it is for a monster to get pregnant
>>18113 Very nice.
>>18121 >He still believes the DL's lies >Yeah anon, you can totally creampie your wife several times a day, and she won't get pregnant
>>18124 >woman famous for her insane breeding fetish, to the point that she sells tickets for her own public birth shows says you can creampie your wife and she most likely won't get pregnant >anon believed this
>>18126 >Uhh, why can't monstergirls get pregnant >Idk, blame God We are really hitting the bottom of the barrel here.
>>18105 >proud and mighty dragon insists that she's still perfectly capable of looking after herself >has difficulty walking, let alone flying
>>18113 Cute spidercow.
>>18131 Not an issue that she doesn't feel like overexerting herself (can't move too much from the pregnancy) when her human servant (husband) is there to serve (look after) her.
>>18133 If humans weren't made for taking care of pregnant monstergirls why are their hands so dextrous and their homes so warm and comfy?
imagine monster pregnancy cravings
>>18135 >poor anon is getting flattened by the horny hellhound pregnant with 5 pups bouncing on top of him >"just a midnight snack, honey"
>>18135 About as nonsensical as normal cravings, except now it's a half a ton raping machine making them instead. >"But i really wanted that demonfish Surströming with vanilla icecream..." complains your Mino wife. Usually she would be the most confident mamono around, but now she's just begging you with puppy eyes and tears. And if you say no, well, let's just say that the whole house is going to tremble. Better get some Alraune air freshener.
bored. Gonna sketch some harpies, which should i do? robin toucan flamingo
>>18143 Toucan, some tropical vibes sound nice
>>18143 Toucan or some bird of paradise
>>18135 >look up what to do when wurm is pregnant >everyone says leave a box of copper pipes in the kitchen so she isn't tempted to rip them out of the walls
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>Wurm as a mother oh dog
>>18143 Omgomgomgomgomg PIGEONS! PIGEON HARPIES NEED LOVE (and bread)!
>scruffy looking pigeon harpy insisting she's a dove
>>18151 >A ROCK DOVE >plays a sick riff
>>18143 Out of these three I like toucan the most too. If you take suggestions, a stork harpy should be a midwife nurse.
>>18151 pray forgive, but i'm autistic about birds. pigeons ARE doves.
>>18151 >white doves are considered as international symbols of peace and love >rock doves are considered rats with wings It aint right
>>18157 >>18159 oh yeah? then why us she rummaging through my trash?
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alright the bg took too long for a short sketch lmao
>>18163 Brilliant
>>18163 Not bad, You can do better anon
>>18163 the Summervile isles are a lovely holiday spot
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FML forgot to color in the eyes.>>18163
>>18167 Cute
>>18163 As shrimple as that
>>18166 >Wintertown >Summerville Isles So what are Spring and Autumn?
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>Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by cuddling me on the couch while we fool around in the Oblivion character creator again? Last time you did that with your sister, she was still alive!
>>18170 >Spring what about Springvale? Not sure what aesthetic its going for but I like the name
>>18172 Like one of those Alp (the mountain range) villages, with flowers in full bloom
>>18172 >>18173 I was thinking more on elf/alarune botanical garden kinda place, half jungle, maybe some solarpunk with greenery incorporated into the buildings? Halfway elven capital/elaborate curated garden
>>18170 Hagville is just the repurposed autumn town. That's wy the weather is always so gloomy. As for spring, it's probably some kind of zipanguese eros island, full with everblooming cherry trees, and cherry poppings.
>>18163 >>18167 Love the realistic icecream.
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>>18176 i was too lazy to draw it
>>18171 Eh, too bratty-looking. I prefer my zombie imoutos to be slow, cuddly and dere.
IDEA trapdoor wyrm they are poorly hidden but try and hug a sad looking man that passes by
>>18183 An environmental hazard for a platformer game, to be sure. >don't jump, and the trapdoor wurm nabs you >jump too high and the wyvern swoops in and carries you off
>>18183 >wyrm Wurm? But y?
>>18184 >tfw u have to hide among the weresheep herd so u dont get caught by the blind cyclops >it is rather itchy
>>18185 Y? cuase it is y i like em
>>18185 Würm
>>18187 I pronounce you wurm amd wurmed. You may now wurm your way inside the bride.
>>18189 MINE IS THE DRILL THAT SHALL PIERCE HER HYMEN >row row row
dragon who has a massive family that includes all the species of dragon from the dragonnewt to malef and everyone in between, the family is rather weird
>>18191 >from the dragonnewt Having a human as your direct blood relative has to be a social suicide for a dragon. >Oh hohoho, have you heard about Grimmsnarl the loud? Her greatgreatgrandfather intermingled with a woman before the DL and now she has a human distant cousin called Susan, how embarrasing. >More Ojou dragon noises
>>18192 Dont tell them about Dragonia's origins
>>18192 >Ojou dragon noises Cute
Friendly reminder that dragons only ovulate if you defeat them. So if you want kids you better start learning how to use that sword.
>>18193 They are still sour about it to this day. Why wouldn't i bring down a haughty dragon's ego by reminding her about her true place in society?
>>18195 Everybody knows dragons (not so) secretly want their wombs pierced by human cock, which is why you should train with the spear instead.
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>>18195 Then I'll just go for a friendly mere lizard instead
>>18198 Love me lowly lizardmen and allies.
>>18196 >ask dragon wife what she thinks about the origin of Dragonia <"Well I melted down a castle and killed at least a thousand people during the uprising, so yeah I've had better days"
Horrible news anon! You know those cringy flirty lines you tell your wife when you think nobody is hearing? Well, she's been anonymously submitting them to the church of Eros website.
>>18195 i use my spear (my cock) and thrust into her weakspot (her anus)
>>18192 i think having a wyrm cousin would be worse, since they are not as "cultured: as the average dragon, think about it
>>18148 she keeps eating catalytic converters
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>>18203 Same
>>18204 Dragonewts are in the same culture wavelength as wyverns, if i think about it.
>>18205 >pregnant wurms crave rare earth metals Sounds like an evolutionary trait they evolved to provide their babies with nutrients.
>>18201 They're trying to give me the Cupie for Cutest Flirt. I only pray my wife has the sense not to give away our identity or I'll be caught in a presentation flash mob of giggling pink fol
>>18206 >!! This bitch is walking around with bare ass and is surprised when someone uses her asshole?
Giving Chesh a tail plug and introducing her as your nekomata gf
>>18212 Works until you introduce her to one your your Zipanguese coworkers.
>>18214 If they say anything, i'll just put more in and start calling her my fox wife. Please don't tease her for how thin her tails are, she's self conscious about it.
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How do you tell a shirohebi from a vanilla lamia with white hair and scales?
>>18220 a functioning instinct of how romance and relationships work
>>18220 Blue fire? Lack of yan? Doesn't speak moonrune? There are several options here.
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>>18220 Hebis are usually submissive Unless they blue fire you
>>18220 What if a hebi colors her scales and/or hair to blend in with the less crazy snakes? Any of them could be vile yanderes, should just stay away and marry a safer monster instead. Like tanuki, for example.
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>>18224 Nah, I love the thrill of being pursued by a lovesick yan snek
>>18224 tanukis can be just as mad
>>18227 Yeah but tanukis can have fluff and bush, snakes are all smooth and scaly
>>18227 Just pay your interest at least and they're perfectly amicable. They even accept alternative payments if you find yourself unable to keep up.
Why does everyone on the road hate alraunes? Because they cause congestion.
>>18224 Hot; I love a thorough stalker.
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>>18210 SIR! SIR! That was not a response to a picture of an Anubis, so your double exclamation marks are ILLEGAL.
>>18234 clearly the lizard had just seen an anubis
do u think madhatters and dark mages compete on hat size?
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>>18239 I don't really see mad hatters being competitive about HATS. Maybe tea, or tea parties? But dark mages would ABSOLUTELY be competitive with each other about hats, those big weirdos.
OK, people, this is NOT a drill.
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>>18242 Have the portals finally opened!?
>>18238 Back in my day the anubi had to make do with a single exclamation point and it wasn't even a full one! It was just a single line offset on the belly button as they couldn't afford the dot!
>>18249 goddamn it cant be that expensie to have two exclaimation points its not liek the paint aint made of silver
everybody wants to go to Hagville until they see the age meter pop up in the corner of their vision.
>>18254 OK, couple of things. >I'm in my 40s, so if this is about decreasing my age, that'd be great. Let's get my hairline moved forward again and ditch my acid reflux. >I'd also be up for it as a way to see the age of the hags themselves. Nobody wants a "hag" who isn't even using 3 digits to write her age.
>>18240 >everyone always insults ms. mage's stupid propeller witch hat. >but little do they know, it has the best stats for defensive magic. >she's content sitting smug as they laugh. >they never laugh after their pathetic attempts to breach her VIBE BARRIER all fall flat >never
>>18250 Bah! You don't know how hard it was to get the proper blessed paint back then. It may not be silver but it was still expensive. I heard some of those olde Anubi still sport a single line to remember those tough times!
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>>18256 your acid reflux and hairline will be fixed alright.
>>18260 i will gladly become a shota for the first fox i see. im now imagining sitting in her lap, with her tails coiled in a way that im pressed against her body
>>18259 >Old 'nubis is sleeping >Turn her single line into an arrow pointing down at her clever wordplay for vagina Her face when she sees it in the bathroom mirror in the morning is gonna be priceless.
>>18264 >hear laughing >boss health bar pops up with an "anon's resistance" meter next to it
>>18265 >Ominous boss music playing >Farida - Keeper of the Temples pops up with a health bar. >"Anoooooooooooon" comes the cry as stoping can be heard
>>18267 >>18265 Luckily there's a big arrow pointing at her weak spot
>>18265 If that's all it takes for me to get an old Anubis to go to town on me every morning, I'mma buy sooooooo much silver paint. Or maybe gold paint if she's got the complexion for it.
>>18261 You're going to give them high self-esteem! Shut up or you'll ruin it for the rest of us!
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that its best to let a sleeping jinko lie when she's in the sun. Mostly as you'll get snatched up for a nap if you get too close.
>>18272 >Mostly as you'll get snatched up for a nap if you get too close. Oh no, haha. Monsters have an awful habit of threatening me with a good time.
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Sex with kots
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>>18276 Cuddling with kots.
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>>18276 sexo with helldogs
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>>18277 Based too >>18278 wrong and stinky and bad and evil and bad
>>18279 It's not my fault chesos can't be campfire toasty, they specced into silly prankster, not wan fluffy
>>18280 I saw pictures of chimera between chesh and hellhound. It's nightmarish.
>>18278 >hellhound about to rape you >blow the rape whistle to call for help >another hellhound appears and sits on your face
>>18271 anon, you are aware that denying a hag her shota is considered abuse under eros courts, right?
>>18283 Does it work like that for chesh too?
>>18286 Yes, with more teleporting. >>18276 I know enough about cats to know that is bait.
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>>18289 I will blow the whistle until I g
>>18291 >blow the whistle >a beast girl blows you Working as intended
>>18281 >cheshound >her "pranks" border on physical cruelty. her favorite one is teleporting above the victim and landing on them. >wonders why she hasnt been able to bond her mana with a male yet >also wonders why other monster girls dont really like her >no matter how many meetings she gets from eros corrective services, she just doesnt get it. oh poor cheshound, she'll be an old hag before she's calmed down enough to realize the error of her ways.
>>18295 Or a masochist anon cave in. Or a anon try to fix with a whip.
>>18296 to fix her* I don't even know if it's possible but a courageous anon could try to tame the unfunny funny beast
I think it's time. >>18298
>>18299 A thanks, almost forgot

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