>>18298 That bear has been hanging around the graveyard recently, i can tell.

>>18298 I will make my Ren Xiongmao gf wear a winnie the pooh cosplay when we're having sex

>>18172 real question is what sort of characters live in Springvale?

Are we still in a bear market?

>>18304 Not me, it's too cheerful, full of bugs and happy mamonos. The kind of anons who live there are lively, in good health, and always have a smile on their faces. It's buzzing with work, and birds sing all day. Hell on earth if you dislike hot temperatures or the sun.

>>18304 Eros worshippers, and lots of boogs and alraune. You also get the occasional bogie selling icecream.

Active quest: Riding Bearback >1/10 Bear Asses collected

>>18308 I don't know, I'm satisfied with just one nice bear ass.

>>18309 Just wait a few minutes and you can collect hers again. It takes a minute for her to catch her breath and respawn.

alright stock check how many location backdrops do we have?

>>18311 Monster Girl City, I'm not sure I'm up to date with the map though

>>18312 That Anubis needs to move

>>18312 Where are the vast plains?

>>18311 >MGC >Hagville >Springvale >Wintertown >Summerville Islands That i know of. >>18312 This is the most updated one, i think.

>>18315 In the summerville archipielago there is an island called The Sweat. That's where most of the battling takes place. As its name implies, it's not for newbies unless you want to get absolutlely rekt by tryhards

>>18317 That sounds like a tank paradise and my ultime goal.

>>18318 Well yeah you will be a tank there. A mana tank.

>>18311 allow me to recompile everything I recall since last time >Monster Girl City needs no introduction >Wintertown Hallmark Christmas town, lots of colourful characters >Summervile Isles tropical paradise where you can find exotic flavours of monster >Springvale newest and a WIP >Hagville originally a MGC district, long since graduated to a separate location, woe betide any young man who wanders here >Tallburgh for all the big monsters >United Desert Kingdoms a Egypt/UAE mashup for all your tacky oil wealth, vanity projects and crazy royalty needs >Spiritnam basically for the plot of being lost in a jungle full of hungry undead >Order rump state Order North Korea, antagonist for melodramatic MG Ace Combat talk, husband farm, chief god doesn't talk to them any more >the bayou gator gumbo that old man anon is always trying to steal the recipe for >kiki tsardom for imperial excess and revolutions being put down by maids

>>18319 Anon is just a masochist and likes getting hit by pretty girls.

>>18320 shoot I forgot Frostbite, dark mirror of Wintertown where all the mean girls hang out

>>18321 <excited Dark Elf noises

>>18320 >>18323 There are a lot here that haven't been mentioned, well, since i came to the thread 3 years ago.

>>18320 >melodramatic MG Ace Combat talk Pretty sure that was never a real part of the thread, just the /tg/ faggot pushing his cringy crossover shitposts despite anons hating them.

>>18325 well its mostly just stuff I can recall that's had at least some posting at some point, some are more popular than others and these are what has stuck out for me

>>18326 The /tg/ fags aren't here anon, they can't hurt you. Not everyone likes combat autism, but not everyone hates it either. It's nice to have a memeable order country that's part of the thread headcanon, though usually some Order organization in MGC takes that role.

>>18319 >>18321 You don't get it; there's no greater feeling than being in the heaviest armor, wielding the biggest shield and cannon, and protecting your glass canon wife while she zooms around the arena.

>>18329 How exactly are you going to defend your wife with that slow ass build? It more sounds like you are some kind of artillery bruiser instead of a guardian tank.

>>18330 That's exactly the idea, she would move and hide behind me to heal or wait for cooldown while I rain hellfire during her downtime and force aggro on me. It's like a dance, perfect synchrony will bring victory.

>>18326 I know I partook in some AC posting but that was never my intention, I just liked the idea of wacky monster squadrons, parody talk and 'nubis bankrupting the kingdom with another laser pyramid

>>18330 >>18329 We all know the optimal strategy is a full plate armor filled with your slime waifu and you. She controls the armor plates to make them cushioned, and manipulates them freely to turn any blow aside, and amplify your martial technique. Bops out giant ass slime fists at stuff that circles behind you, you make up for her lack of being solid.

>>18334 > another laser pyramid <You don't understand. The laser pyramids provide a 15% morale boost to troops, 256 more living units, and produces 1GW when idle. It is of utmost efficiency we build more of those <Also, it's fucking cool From a letter to the pharaoh, that last line was written with lime juice.

>>18334 >ANDAR Anubis Detection and Ranging?

>>18338 she knows exactly where your slacking off

my immediate thoughts on springvale: >upbeat and cheerful >the town borders a large field and a forest. several landmarks can be seen from the highest point of the town too. >all sorts of low level monsters. slimes, regular kots, your garden variety plants, and the occasional troll. friendly folk for a friendly town. >basically a starter town. has all the basic amenities for travelers of any kind, and many start their journeys here too. >somewhat flat, the people dont have much depth but they are good friends regardless. >historically considered a "rehabilitation center" for order males. the suffocating friendliness keeps them from doing anything harsh. and how could we have spring without fall? >cant come up with a good unused suffix. autumnsburgh is the first that comes to mind. >very laid back and uneventful. >nestled at the top of some tall hills, overlooking a massive glistening lake with a visible mountain range behind it. >variety pack on monsters, the atmosphere attracts mamano from all over. bet you never thought you'd see an apophis and cheshire engaged in a normal conversation. >lots of "formerly"s here, monsters that got sick or bored of their past lives and wanted to start over with quiet simple lives. do not act surprised when you hear someone say they were an ancient evil or a notorious mofukuza member. >no lies tricks or traps here, minor social taboo to try and pull one over on others >the populace is a bit plumper than average, but its thematically appropriate with their oversized sweatshirts and eternal harvest season. try their apple pie!

>>18345 >>historically considered a "rehabilitation center" for order males. the suffocating friendliness keeps them from doing anything harsh. Sounds like a bunch of unabomber in there comfy shack

>>18337 picrel >>18345 For autumn maybe call it "Autumnal Hills" or Grove or something. Make it to where it's odd location nestles on the hills effectively naturally regulates the temperature / has some mana somethingsomething to form a permanent relaxing autumn. I like it being kind of a wholesome settledown location.

>>18341 THAT IS THE WRONG YOUR.

>>18345 Sounds like we could easily fuse Autumsburg and Hagville, considering that both have similar vibes, and wit the whole "formerly" thing, it's bound to have a high concentration of mamono in "the autumn of their lives" if you catch my drift. Too many locations makes it more confusing.

Wait, shouldn't desert bitches shave? I can't imagine having crotch mofu being practical in the desert climate.

>>18352 It helps spread the pheromones.

>>18347 >>18350 maybe... >autumngrove and hagville located in the same mini-region >the big difference between that causes them the split is that the hags would rather marinate in the melancholy born from their pasts or simply wait for their beloved to show up one day, so that they can start their lives together. >while the grove's townfolk on the other hand have moved on, they just want to start fresh. live new lives. calm ones free from troubles of their past. and once their beloveds show up? they'll have all kinds of things to show and treat them to. >the mini-region itself is nestled right in the center of three different mana fields, the clash between them resulting in the area's trademark eternal fall

>>18355 >the big difference between that causes them the split good lord i fumbled that.

>>18356 your gonna make sensay out-freak.

>>18320 We should have a fake human colony for all the sneaky girls and the powerful ones. Just give it a random normal name like Jorvikstown or something. Attract human settlers and train them into heroes to go off on quests, erect a sinister 'monster lord' tower to train them, etc. Tanuki mega trickster merchant keeps up the ruse / acts as human female mayor.

>>18345 >>nestled at the top of some tall hills, overlooking a massive glistening lake with a visible mountain range behind it. >>18355 >eternal fall I know autumn is a more romantic sounding word, but a town on a hill with a waterfall leading to a lake, permanently stuck in the fall season, and filled with hags looking for a place for a new start makes something like "Eternal Falls" a very fitting name

>>18320 Spiritnam sounds like it has the best soundtrack

>>18320 My Kiki maido suggests all Tanukis should be kept in one small area of MGC... for their own protection, ofc... and to make it easier to clean up if needed...

>>18363 >all Tanukis should be kept in one small area of MGC the CoonTown?

>>18361 Go innajungle, alraunes gonna love Anon longtime. It also has good point break beaches even though Kakuens don't surf.

>>18320 >MGC Town Hall Now spotlessly cleaned by all Mayor BabaYaga's intern maidos >The Maido Academy Primarily Kikis but also other mamono types squeezed into trad-to-frilly maido uniforms >Hagtown Primarily dingy bars with sad piano music and exotic cocktails, both reeking of desperation >Zipangese District Kimono-clad multi-tail foxes running PissAlley noodle kiosks, sake bars, and a number of mixed-bathing Onsens, also a lot of Shrines and Temples that accept all mana offerings

>>18366 Also >MGCPD HQ and the Raep-Prison Rata detectives, Jinko SWAT (Snuggling, Wooing and Teasing) Team. Still busy chasing the dreaded Awoobomber.

>>18366 >>18367 don't forget pyramid station, nexus of all public transit in the city

>>18355 >>18360 Sounds like a good idea. Hags that finally gathered the strength to not dwell in their depression move to the Eternal Falls to enjoy life there, and find that the autumn isn't as oppresive and gloomy when you have the right outlook on life. Hagville always gets the bad weather and regular rain, Eternall Falls gets the windy weather and cool but sunny days. Very popular with dragons.

>>18368 And of course, all of the pits in the outskirts of town.

>>18352 I like my desert monsters smooth, when even the brainless undead take mare care of their bodies than you then there's something very wrong with you miss Anubis

>>18366 Oh yeah. I'm putting a trenchcoat, hitting one of those noodle kiosks in Little Zip and pretending I'm a blade runner.

>>18302 Well yeah The first one clearly took the Zombie fashion of wearing nothing below the waist

>>18374 Well no, she still has socks on.

>>18374 Good, fully exposed shiny monster rears are erotic

>>18376 What compels a high society, powerful woman to act like a common housewife?

>>18373 >be Anon >stagger into a soup noodle bar in Ziptown Piss Alley late at night >stare at the moonrune menu >point at the picture of the bowl and mispronounce "Okayodon...Oyakodon..." >the Hagfoxx Chef behind the counter looks sideways at the younger Waitressfoxx >Auntster starts untying her apron as her neice shuts and bolts the door...

>>18361 Natural vibrations of leaves in the breeze play "Fortunate Anon" 24/7.

>>18361 No more Fortunate Daughter

>>18376 Thicc undead, one of my many weaknesses.

>>18382 Being weak to everything is not a valid build.

>>18377 Because housewife to a loving husband is the most dignified role for a woman, no social pyramid bullshit can compare to this.

>>18384 I'll be the first one to admit that i would be able to handle Ushi levels of spice.

Reminder: ask your wife before expanding the marriage into a harem

>>18387 Do i really have to ask her to marry one of her tails? I have to go behind her back anyways.

>>18388 >when fluffbrain gets so obsessed with wife's mofu that she gets jealous

>>18352 !

>>18389 It's not my fault the scent she puts in her tails is addictive.

>>18385 But can you handle the ushi blood sausage?

>>18392 Blutwurst is pretty common around here yeah. The better question is if Ushi can handle my blood(filled) sausage.

This thread needs hebis Gotta fix that

>Large mouse GF comes into your room wearing skimpy underwear made out of cheese >Hey honey look, it's a cheese-string.

>>18394 I'm going to use a hebi as a clothes line.

>>18393 She's an eight-legged rape machine that wouldn't die even if killed liches HATE her, your Lil' Smokie is no threat. She appreciates the effort though.

>>18383 Defenses don't really matter when so many monsters can stunlock you. Your best chance is actually the 1hp evasion build.

>>18399 This guy has never heard of entry hazards.

>>18366 >tfw u wake up from being blackout drunk in hagtown in one of the seedy motels >hear a knocking T THE DOOR >Put on your plate armor >for some reason, a cop is asking you if you are single >ash her why >hear reports of a man lamenting his fate of being forever alone yet wasnt able to be givven a happy ending.... >you say u dont recall any of it >and then u notice red dot on your forehead

>>18366 >>Zipangese District I want to go to a mixed bathining onsen with a cute hebi

>>18401 >red dot he's getting the cat

>>18352 >"consumed" What is the text on this pic trying to say?

>>18316 >>18366 >>18402 onsen needs water and I can think of no better place

>>18406 That the womb tattoo and the painted !! are consumed whenever she applies magic. In this case i thin apply is used as a synonym for casting or using magic, meaning the tattoos and paint are like a magic catalyst that is consumed when she casts spells.

>>18407 pretty sure Junktown is one of the oldest locations on the map and yet no one has ever given it a boundary

Can I bring a chesh the onsen? I love onsen but I don't know if a chesh could behave even if she likes hot water.

>>18414 Just give her Ushi tranquilizer.

>>18415 >Ushi tranquilizer. That's going to kill her

>>18413 Maybe add a swampy area somewhere if we're going for all the biomes? Maybe in a small area directly preceding the spoopy estate to make it more spoopy.

remember curiousity is an insiduios addiction that weird woman that hangs around you is not to be trusted shes worst that a monster shes a federal mamano agent tasked to follow you it is not a simple chance that she lives nearby its not chance that she knows bout your hobbies shes bugged your room she knows that you cant resist when something catches your curiosity You are like a moth to a flame running towards the danger if onyl to satify ur cutious mind it cosumes you like a beastial instinct and you are naught but a slave to it dont follow her into the alley she will do federal agent things to you

>>18418 Well, it's also going to make her behave.

>>18414 Can I hire a cheshire to change my tire? Would a cheshire be able to put out the fire? Could a smooth liar make a cheshire a buyer? Would a cheshire aspire to take the fries out of the fryer?

>>18423 The only thing Cheshire has ever done is make fun of anon because of his small dong.

>>18425 My cock is much bigger than yours!

>>18420 A freshwater Tritonia?

>>18430 Naw just a slug, i like the tritonia headgear better than the regular slug's though.

>"Alright hubby, ready for some Amazon position?" >"No, please, anything but that." >"Huh?" Miss hellhound cocks her head. She's only put her arms around you, her beeg paw groping your sides. She had reached for a bowl of peanut butter chocolate kisses, ready to clumsily feed you with her large digits. She'd draped an extra large - hound-flame-proof blanket - behind you both, in case she got chilly, and her chest mofu was groomed and tail fluffed in case you were the one who was cold. >The TV flickered on and the Amazon logo character for Amazon stomped onto the screen. >"B-but..." >Ears rotate back in an anxious retreat. A small whine dies in her chest. Tears well, and her eye plumes smother to steaming cinders. >"N-not even Monster Chef?"

>>18433 And then anon got raped in missionary position

>>18433 Humans are a cruel species.

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>>18438 This is BULLSHIT! Why do I get matched with a fucking n

>>18438 110% means 10% chance of a second hellhound.

>>18438 Hey so I used the online form in eroschurch.mon to get matched, but after checking my email I got 6 tracking numbers for different monsters. I'm sure I submitted the form only once, do you know what is going on?

>seek the oracle, anon. >past the shivers of mersharks and platoons of tritonias upon the sandy beaches >beyond the dense jungle, a dark green unknown, infested with monsters of many stripes, colors and legs >on an island of large cats on the prowl and hunting villages that would make you a trophy >you must go to the volcano >be wary, for it is a steep ascent >where gryphons scour the sky above and the trees that would camouflage you are long gone >where hellhounds lounge and cores bathe in hot springs and neither have seen a man in decades >at the summit. at its crater. you will deliver this item to the volcano's oracle >across the bridge and over bubbling magma and pink ash >And of the item? And the oracle herself? >"ugh finally. about time you got here. Hey, my boba better like... not be warm, y'know?"

>>18445 >trek halfway across the planet to deliver what i presume to be an important object >could've gotten bad ended at any moment (not getting a fox wife) >or worse, had the package destroyed >finally get there >monster takes out a fucking fad drink >"eugh its warm. mind taking it back and getting another?" alright that doeS IT IM THROWING HER IN THE FUCKING VOLCANO!

>>18311 The world is a vampire

Need more mamono mother and daughter moments

>>18445 It's in times like this that one doesn't regret having learned that ice spell one can find in a random scroll at the start.

>>18304 Miss Ushi, my love.

>>17873 cute >>18138 this made me sweat what little peace you had in your life is gone when your pregnant hellhound gets cravings for raw baby batter she's probably the one finding YOU all the specialty foods so you can fill up her mouth like a whipped cream can when she needs it

>>18433 >Monster Chef what're they cooking today

>>18453 Cheeseburgers.

>>18455 gross...

>>18457 You will not the cat.

>>18458 But But the cats, they call for me...

It's bee fun posting with you all, but I think I'm gonna pack it in. I love MGE so much, but it's been killing me and consuming my life in an unhealthy way. And with things slowing down, the joy has been fading. I just want to thank you all for all the great memories and discussions of our monster waifus. Hopefully we'll meet again some day! One last post of best girl!

>>18461 o7

>>18461 Have a good life, man.

>>18461 It's okay anon, my interest comes and goes as well. Hope you come back sometime!

>>18459 Then you must love the cheeseburger.

>>18465 Is it a good cheeseburger or is it like a Burger King one? This is important.

>>18466 It can be a good one. The whole point is that it's a MONSTER CHEF cheeseburger. It'd be gourmet as fuck.

>>18461 It's a shame, but that's life. Hope we'll still be here if you want to return.

>>18467 yeah but monsters do weird stuff to food, I've seen what those fucking Succubi do...

>>18469 It's just a cooking show, Anon. It's not a sex thing.

>>18453 Today's recipe is the 'Haz Cheezburger'.

horohafsjdsaljk SEX

>>18472 bright pink fluffy wings typed this post

>>18473 Birb

If you were a cheshire, would you chesh HARD or SOFT?

>>18473 Give a thousand Jubs a keyboard each and see what they come up with.

>>18479 The hardcore porn version of all the works of Shakespeare.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that if you marry the Tanuki you can hug the tail for free.

>>18483 Good night!

>>18483 but i can do the same with foxes! why would i marry a coin clipping penny pinching loan shark when i can go live inna woods with a fox that knows magic to keep electricity flowing in our cabin and to summon food?

>>18486 Anon, that's not a fox; that's a weird neet dark mage who's into cosplay.

>>18304 >largest community of greenworms who are actually very personable, calm, lovely ladies on account of being able to eat their fill without antagonism. it's not a springvale skyline if there aren't the silhouettes of greenworms roaming the rolling hills >the woods nearby is a fairy kingdom and the trees are always aflutter with little wings. their beautiful titania often makes casual stops and greets even strangers as equals >kesaran pasaran fluff floating on the wind bringing smiles to all >T R O L L S >the alraunes, barometz, and maneaters in the alleys and parks are mostly harmless in comparison - you gotta be careful about getting too close to an absolutely radiant troll on the street or she'll be sewing your wild oats in her right in the middle of the farmer's market (tea later? <3) >fruit dryads dot the sidewalks. the ones that aren't lounging on their branches reading books and tempting you with their hanging nymph feet are down in their trunks playing LAN games via root network >the graveyard is about the brightest and most spruced up you've ever seen. it's exquisitely peacful, silent between the brisk breezes, and in the middle on a hill is a great white oak with golden leaves where a rainbow ends and white butterflies flutter. the girls themselves enjoy the warm of the sun and tend it for weeds (dandelions are not weeds and they love blowing them) >little ryu is in charge of april showers >an adventurous yuki-onna sometimes surprises everybody with a "late" fresh blanket. she likes to watch people play in it and makes sure every kid gets to grow up with at least a couple snow days, sharing her favorite memories from her past >spring peeper mucus toads create the nightscape ambience from the lakes >wererabbits. so many wererabbits. hop hop hop >Mayor Pap's policies are as fresh and invigorating as the spring air, but between you and me, she spends a little too long staring out her window and sighing and sipping her cuppa sugar water. she loves being able to make everybody happy, but what she doesn't get to do is make one person happy. the words echo in her mind... "pap already you stupid boog"... "pap already you stupid boog"... >ah, time to go to flute practice!

>>18487 Arguably better.

>>18487 nah that was her old roommate back in college the two of them studied homestead magic together so they could be antisocial neets. i know she's a fox because her ma's a mofukuza member.

>>18489 What about bug girls? Are there spooders and oomukades and such? It's not spring without clicky-clacky chitin all up in my area!

muscle manamo with monstrous milkers

>>18497 Technically every monster has monstrous milkers.

I fucking hate pollen allergies. Wish the Alraune would stop ovulating into the air already.

>>18449 I heard that the Kobold gallery is a goldmine of those moments

>>18461 It's your life anon, but right now is the weirdest moment to quit. The threads are going to be much healthier, comfier and also slower. You won't have to be here all day to participate in discussions anymore and maintaining a healthy balance will be easier.

>>18498 They may all be monstrous, but I'd struggle to call some milkers

>>18500 not the guy with the idea but that third pic is peak soul

>>18449 Ln is a gold mine on that side >>18502 No.

>>18506 It's simple but it brings a strong desire to be a father and cherish your family.

>>18510 I saw that

>>18509 >>18510 Dummy

MGE scholar chads i have a couple of lore questions for a writing thing i'm working on. Principally, how new angels are made. Can a human be selected / turned into / mana'd into / reincarnated into one? This is a general question applied to all of the order and neutral variant angels (valks/angels/cupids).

>>18513 >>18511 My bad, sorry. Here get distracted by more kot

>>18515 There was a Q&A that asked about which monsters humans can't turn into and angels were missing in the answer, so I think it's fine. (Even then reincarnation is an option for those that were mentioned.) >16) Are there any monstergirls other than Lilim that humans can't change into?[17] >Spirit types other than Dark Matters like Undine or Gnomes, as well as material types like Golems or Karakasa-Obake are impossible because of their origins. However if a women thought that she died in a volcano she might be reborn as an Ignis, or something like the soul of a dead woman dwelling in a freshly made Golem is possible I think.

>>18518 Kots* One more, to chase away the smart cow

>>18515 The only thing related to how angels work withing the encyclopedia is these two excerpts: >While monsterized angels reproduce conventionally and have baby angels, it is unclear how the non-monsterized angels are born. No infant (non-monster) angels have ever been seen, and if one were to ask an angel or a valkyrie about her childhood, she would say she had none, and had always been herself. >For example, it's impossible for them to change them into “angels” and “dark angels”, which were originally servants of the gods. So, as for turning normal women into angels through monsterization, it's not possible. Reincarnation is a pretty vague concept in the MGE, so who knows how that works. Humans can reincarnate into monsters, but there is nothing about angels. Your best bet is probably something like divine ascension. >>18520 Angels aren't monsters. And Lilims can selectively mosnterize women into any species. If they can't do it, it's safe to say a human can't monsterize into an angel on her own. She would need the intervention of some goddess to achieve that, following a similar logic of "Lilims can turn women into any monster because they are their subordinates".

>>18520 >>18522 Thanks for the input, i also couldn't find much discounting the reincarnation idea. Monsterization is clearly out, but reincarnation, creation (directly by god/goddess) and ascension are probably fine then. I do know that whenever an angel is made that they have a very specific type, though, that much seems clear. It's not like basic angels train to become valks or something, which was an initial impression i had when i began looking into it.

>>18526 Glad to help

>anon subdued cheshy with natural 20! >cheshy rolls for anal circumference! >...oh no, this is going to hurt

sad doots

>>18530 Why is she grieving?

>>18529 Kek

>>18529 Still can't believe LN wrote that last part.

I'm more the type of guy to roll a 1, falling over and under her butt and end up eating the cheshire's ass.

>>18533 What do you mean? He has always been as horny for monsters as any of us, it would be weird to lurk these threads if you weren't

>>18535 Yeah, but he very rarely gets this explicit.

>>18505 Well that can be arranged, remember that in time all monsters eventually turn into cows. It's their natural cycle of evolution.

>>18533 Where?

>>18537 I appreciate a good pair of tits like any man but this is just ridiculous. Maybe the orthodox sabbath was right.

Wow, I haven't been in an MGE thread for years. It's nice seeing all your ideas involving these cute girls again. The map along with descriptions for the areas is especially drawing my attention, I'd love to explore around and see it all.

>>18536 Yep, but its also humorous to go from bad jokes to the chesh-ass meme, its not just for porn effect.

>>18537 >>18539 Big Bouncy Baphomets

>>18542 Delicious Bapho milk

>>18540 Once, long, long ago, when these threads were still on /a/, before the move to /jp/, Monster Girl City had a man as its mayor. A very tired man. I wonder if anyone has kept tabs on how the mayorial elections have gone down over the years. We had Mayor Zombie, who ran on the platform of >Waaaaarm

>>18544 Mamonos turn it into a shithole. You can trust them with ruling, they can't take hard decisions and make sacrifice for the greater good.

1st of may? I guess auntie will have to visit you early this week so you can spend your day relaxed while she does your house chores and you simply laze around, then you can a nice long bath while you two wash each other's body and finally watch a show or some anime together while cuddling together.

>>18540 We will have more events like those in the future, but for now we should probably update the map with the 4 seasonal islands. >>18544 Those are all i know of too. Maybe wikifag or someone equally as old remembers if there was anyone else.

>>18546 >cuddling So that's how it's called nowadays

>>18515 Not really a deep-lore Anon but I figure the standard cultural-christian idea of getting wings&halo and becoming an Angel is being dead and going to Heaven. Yes, I know theologically Angels are multi-winged wheels-with-eyes and unknowable stuff, but dead souls going to St.Peter is the cultural myth version. So like all the other MGEs are KCs versions of cultural myths, it should be possible for an Order female to die and become an Angel.

>>18546 >ancient traditional apron >greatily increases the wearers cooking skill and motherhood There's an equipment for everything these days

>>18544 Without getting too deep into IRL politics, I always figured that Mayor Zombie was an analog of a certain Leader who was always stumbling confused and sniffing at brains. I was surprised when Mayor Yaga won, I'd have expected a Jinko to win because OrangeKotGood. But now at least the Mayor's young Maido interns are cleaning out the MGC swamp.

>>18544 The elections were fierce with maid party just barely beating out the sandwans

>>18550 Kitchen Tip: Aprons have their greatest skills boost when there is no intervening clothing to dull their power.

>>18540 >>18545 Mayor should be an elf. Like 1000% an elf. It's perfect. Very humanlike so would be able to attract humans who are a little sus a bit easier. Giga-thirsty even for this universe so they'd never give up on their job 'that they're only doing their duty' to accomplish. Will attempt to at least put up a veneer of civility at all times due to pride. >Also hilarious that the mayor of monster town would be a thirsty hopeless romantic who spills her spaghetti around men.

>>18551 I expected Mayor Yaga to deport all those Shoggoths back south to their native Mountains of Madness and build a wall to keep them there.

>>18549 >Yes, I know theologically Angels are multi-winged wheels-with-eyes and unknowable stuff They are everything from normal-looking humans with wings, to several headed beasts to eyed wheels. The angels that interact with humans more are more human-looking, and viceversa.

>>18550 Same way as cowprint clothing induces lactation, and the cloth isn't even magical or enchanted

>>18556 >The angels that interact with humans more are more human-looking Jesus Christ, how horrifying. THESE are peak angel.

>>18546 Lolibaba auntster > hag auntster

>>18552 Tismwans are better suited to being loyal (or disloyal) assistants. I hope Mayor Babayaga can use their talents.

>>18560 Tismwans are best suited to be thicc office ladies who are so far beyond sexually frustrated they are sexually ANGRY.

Mayor, the pothole problem is so bad. The one outside my house is so deep that when I peer into it I can hear a hatter and chesh drinking tea and laughing. This has GOT to stop.

>>18561 They all swear they will just grab the first man they see and fuck his brains out when they are out drinking, but always the next day in the office they are just the same quiet canine wagies as usual. Until one day anon gets a flat tire when driving next to the drunk Anubii who are just leaving the bar, and mysteriously his phone turns out to be completely discharged forcing him to ask for help. What a coincidence!

>>18563 Cupids will really do anything other than setting up a normal ass date...

thoughts on tough (soft) big green ogres?

>>18564 I mean really, the classic >dude walking down the street >about to pass a girl he's compatible with but he's too shy to start something >shoot his ass with the arrow >he smiles to her and starts small talk Gets old after the 100th time and veteran Cupids want to spice things up. They probably have contests with bets on who can set up the most ridiculous and convoluted schemes to bring together the most unlikely lovers.

>>18563 >anubis close in on him like a pair of starved predators (which they are) >wait >he's a young, well groomed young eam who's just returning from pulling overtime >his tired eyes say this is not the first time he's done this >that's when they smell it >lemon-scented dishwash soap and earl grey tea >they can almost sense the sexual frustration and sheer rabid rage of whatever maid he's got waiting for him back home >holy shit >they help him get a mechanic >the first thing the grem mechanic does when she sees him mis mutter a quiet prayer >the car fixed, the guy politely thanks them and drives off >the OLs go back to the bar for another bottle >wonder if becoming a maid is actually worth that >the grem joins them

>>18566 I heard of a friend that had a bucket of slime acid dumped on him on accident. It melted his clothes and made him slip two stories down directly into the snatch of a softhound who was relaxing in an open air sauna, instantly impregnating her. At this point they are just competing on who can make the most elaborate trickshots. They even have a Cupe perfect compilation channel on montube,

>>18508 Yeah, his stuff is great But too bad he's not active as he used to But that's life

>>18413 /jp/s made a couple of contributions, and a jokey one

>>18571 >Litter Alley This is my first time hearing about this

>>18550 >Motherhood stat The one second most coveted by mamono.

>>18572 It's where dogfucker anons go to make daughters, dozen at a time.

>>18571 >>18572 do we have a district list?

>Timid nerd elf GF who cosplays as other monster girls. >Tries to act like that MG >Gets really into it >Uses it as an excuse to get intimate >'E-Elves aren't lewd anon!'

>>18577 there's already a half elf/half human/half werewolf so it's probably fine

>>18577 Mimicry of Anubis features is illegal. Also, office lady Nubewans will NOT appreciate it.

>>18576 Not an official list, but it's what we could gather: >>18320 >>18323 Those are mostly the old ones, and then recently we added the rest of the seasonal zones. >>18345 + >>18317 and >>18166 They are mostly zones with vague cultures around their names more that a set of places with a given background. The stories about them spread through people remembering older posts and building upon them.

>>18577 Need an elf to cosplay as my wife

>>18307 imagine how much of a romance-obsessed NEET an eros oomu has to be decades of reading novels in her basement, fantasizing about the heroic paladin who will fall in love at first sight and take her to do all the aboveground things she always felt like she didn't belong at at some point she stopped wishing it would happen and simply knew it would, one day, and she'll teach him all the ways you can snuggle a bug

>>18571 From the thumbnail I thought that was a giant Minecraft creeper.

>>18582 maybe elf is ok

>>18515 >>18549 We don't know how new angels are really made: This is pretty recent, from KC >While monsterized angels reproduce conventionally and have baby angels, it is unclear how the non-monsterized angels are born. No infant (non-monster) angels have ever been seen, and if one were to ask an angel or a valkyrie about her childhood, she would say she had none, and had always been herself. There is no current info of a human being turned into an angel or anything of the sort. There is the following info from the Houri profile: >Also, they say the souls of women who were deeply in love, but died before they were able to express their feelings to their beloved, and women who are separated from their beloved husband by death are sometimes reincarnated as houris at the hand of the goddess of love. They possess the memories of their past life, and by becoming an angel of love, the love in their bosom deepens; it will be directed towards the man they had feelings for in their past life. We do know that you can't be turned or mana'd into an angel in the monsterization sense though, from World Guide 1: >For example, it's impossible for them to change them into “angels” and “dark angels”, which were originally servants of the gods.

>>18583 Eros always delivers, either by guiding her beloved paladin into her lair to rescue her from evil(her own depression), or by giving her the strength to push ahead and turn into someone who can provide that same love she was missing all her life to others.

I love demoncracy.

>>18588 I prefer managed demoncracy, I don't trust myself with making important choices

>>18588 Why not give pero-crazy a try?

>>18588 >>18589 If demonocracy is so well managed, why am I not face first in some bluebies right now? Checkmate liberals

Reminder that if your neighbor lifts weights he may be an automaton sympathizer and should be reported to the authorities.

>>18592 I'm no snitch.

>>18592 To the automaton authorities?

I just wanna say I really appreciate you guys maintaining a comfy atmosphere here, every time I peek into the thread it brings a smile to my face. Also, what eye colors do you all like paired with dark sclera? I've got a weakness for any blueberry with green, orange, or violet eyes.

>>18591 There's a severe portal shortage, please understand. >>18595 Yellow, hands down, always and forever. Red isn't far behind if she has that evil vibe and blue wouldn't be bad either.

>>18595 Red, maintains that classic intimidating evil under the cover of darkness contrasted by hot helldog/seductive demon lady

>>18595 Yellow for a more intelligent, cunning look. Red for a more evil and aggressive look.

>>18599 Gold and black eyes really feel like they need to be reserved for divine girls. Like dealing with some upper tier angel. Maaaybe a gold dragon.

>>18600 Or, hear me out, BEES.

>>18602 Beetiful.

>>18602 A bee would be fine too.

>>18602 >bee Shit, i almost thought that was a dragon.

>DO IT FAGGOT! Fucking Wisps getting my ISP banned on 4mon again

>>18407 >boiling sahu lake water instead of finding a hot spring by one of the dragon volcanos although sahu are honorary zips so the placement does make sense.

>>18609 they probably just pump some heat up from the underground

>Hi anon, glad you could make it. >Why i called you here? W-well... >N-no, this isn't some "foxy" trick or anything, whatever that means. I just wanted to talk to you. >Hypnotize and turn you into an addict? Anon, don't start again with that, please. >What have I ever done to you for you to think I'd ever lie to you? >Being a fox? Haven't i told you before that we aren't all rich 9 tailed Inari that have made fortunes from swindling people. You know my family is poor. >Hiding my tails until i get the perfect moment to turn you into a mofu addict? You are allergic to my fur! >Please, just listen me out. I just wanted to tell you that... >I see. Guess my peoples precedes me wherever i go. >Anyway, want to get some chicken nuggies from Mondonalds? >Yeah, that always catches your attention. >*sigh* Why does Eros give her hardest battles to her weakest soldiers...

>>18612 >running critical infrastructure through wurm territory they'll need to have armored guards stationed around the pipes or they'll just hug them and soak all the warm into their massive bodies

>>18615 I will hug the worm before she hugs the pipe.

>>18616 Anon's fate was decided as soon as he stood between the pipe and the wurm. Another one for the Liche's pile.

>>18614 >so you've met that man again? >he has managed to resist you for so long, his bloodline must be very powerful indeed >but your powers should soon have him kne- >y-you couldnt even manage to land a single spell one him!?! >he must have some kind of divine protection, such a catch is most rare! >i will use my contacts in the mofukuza. if we use a more mundane method, then we can easily restrain him and leave him at your merc- >i know, i know, its your prey. but please, let a granny help out her grandkit! i want you to succeed! >no rape? but dear, how do you hope to weaken his psyche enough to get consent? >he still has a job, living quarters and is of sound mind. >how are you going to deprive him of those things on your own without being caught? let granny help! >you're not gonna deprive him of anything? >i see, blackmail! you're amazing honey! a true paragon of vixen guile! >ah of course, i wont hold you any longer child. happy scheming! all this and more in this brand new lite novel adaptation: how i married a foxphobic unreasonable man as a straight-laced one tailed kitsune despite my ancient evil grandmothers insane interference!

>>18618 Perfect.

>>18616 >the wurm wrangler

>>18618 i-is grandpa OK?

>>18442 Yes, we do! Please don't hesitate to contact us through our feedback form if you have further questions.

>>18622 he's just a little tired...

Primero de mayo, día del caballo.

The kiki do be chilling when eyes closed. T It's like high velocity of pain and order. Kiki rules.

>>18628 Is that the dream horse or the regular horse?

>>18542 >You know what? I admit it. You win. No loli for you. I get it. After all my minions failed, I thought I could get you to crack myself, and I couldn't. >So, I went back to the drawing floor, brushed up on some old textbooks, and made a few changes. >Judging by where you can't stop looking, I think you like it. >Wanna go to that place behind the waterfall with me before you get the guards again? I won't tell.

Cheshires

>>18632 It do be late funny kots

>>18632 >>18633 Like*

>>18635 It do be late funny like?

NTA, Abutt my brai piwer has bee di erted to kitten making

>>18636 >>18635 >>18633

>>18567 Good samaritan bonuses to all! +50 Eros points!

dark mage mixed with a mecha girl magic spells comboed with high caliber demon realm silver bullets and cool mech limbs

>>18641 Hot; I'm into that. But aren't you just describing a gremlin?

>>18642 gremlin dont really have magic but i was thinking like a mecha musume

>>18643 Gremlins have the magic of love. While I have the magic of EAR SCRITCHES.

what would be scarier, a wurm dark priest whose miracles work just cause or a wurm dark mage whose socerices work just cause neither have rhyme or reason in their choice of magic

>>18645 Depends how you look at it. Wurm priest works to fulfill her god's will, while Wurm mage has her own agenda, so it hinges on whether the Wurm priest's god is benevolent.

>>18645 >wurm dark priest whose miracles work just cause This isn't scary--she's a dark priest so this lowkey makes sense even if she isn't exactly doing things by the book. It makes sense that Miss Wurm's deity is down with the Wurmness. <a wurm dark mage whose socerices work just cause THIS is scary. Miss Wurm is just violating the laws of nature and there's no rhyme or reason to it.

MAMONO FACTS ------------ Mamono like hats!

>>18627 She's going to flash me , isn't she?

>>18651 Meant for >>18650

>>18651 I mean, I could see you getting a maid who flashes you. That'd be really neat, honestly.

>>18587 >or by giving her the strength to push ahead and turn into someone who can provide that same love she was missing Now that's a real god right there. She really does provide.

>>18631 >You plap her >Years later when you retell the story of how youet you both proclaim that you won in the end >After all, she got her man and you never succumbed to the flat menace

Need cute waifu to sleepu next to me. U.

>Manticore intimidates a guy >believes he's trembling in fear because she's such a scary monster and he must be scared for his life >he's actually extremely nervous because there's a pretty girl talking to him >she thinks her tail must be really terrifying to him, so she makes sure he sees it open close to his face >he finds the tail beautiful and to him it's like she's flashing her bare pussy, so he just gets embarrassed and horny

>>18657 Such majestic creatures.

>>18604 It 'is' hip to fuck bees.

Hug your suc

>>18661 Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, be ye not afraid, you are only meeting your Angel wife's mother. It should be fine.

>>18657 >meets your eyes >puts her bulb up against your ear >covers the lower half of her face >squelches her tailpussy while mimicking sucking on something >giggles and sticks you in the neck >"Maybe if you taste good in my tail first~."

I need a medic.

>>18668 relax. kot is not lethal, you'll be fine

>>18669 The kots are my medications for the excess of yesterday

>>18671 >drains your alcohol poisoned blood >now she's drunk Dumbshire

May 1st. Mayday. Walpurgis nacht.

>>18683 New Mamono magi episode today?

>>18684 Nope, it's forbidden to work a 1st may.

>>18686 Or what, they'll throw me into the troll pits?

>>18687 Drinking honeymead with trolls under the bridge...

>>18687 what is miss troll doing in the hole?

>>18684 just another rerun of season 2, the episode where the magi get a power up from the [HEART OF THE WORLD]

Hebis sure are unusually friendly when you just say hi to them

私 は チポ が 欲しい です。 Watashi wa chipo ga hoshīdesu.

>>18696 >Nekomata samurai showing off her sick sword skills in front of you >quickly spray her with catnip extract >instantly goes into heat, gets onto all fours and starts meowing loudly while wiggling her ass gg ez

>>18696 If you can't understand a monster's language, it's best to just ignore them.

Post your ideal MGE RPG party >Pyrow party member >Joins party without asking at the tavern >Attains main girl status instantly >What is your specialty? >"Pyrow-Mancer" >Wants to negotiate terms in private >You bang on the first night >And all the other nights >Always makes you hot under the collar >Literally though, under the armor >Why is it so hot in this ice cavern? >She thinks it's funny >Actually proficient in combat >Carries throwable accelerants in her belt pouches >Collateraldamage.flac >Your party is banned from the capitol city >Baits for compliments after fights >Takes you to meet the family >Balrog mother in law >Intensely but endearingly smug to you, polite and bubbly to everyone else >Also starring (besides Anon-hero-guy), motherly weresheep alchemist who gets pissed when pyrow-mancer singes her wool on accident, and an unrestrained minotaur brawler.

>>18702 >All of that art in he galleries and you decided to use some generic slop What, did you ask chatgpt to write that for you too?

my preferred party is me (support mage) and fox (offense mage)

Good morning, all! I have it on good authority that today is in fact the FIRST OF MAY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1GD_T-3oLU

FUCK slop

>>18704 Nah man, i'm not an artist. I like to write, so i proompt out the characters i'm considering writing about for fun in an effort to flesh them out.

>>18689 She wanted to plant a tree and got too into digging a hole.

>>18711 Protip: people here don't like AI images, mainly because of bad experience with malicious sloppers back on 4chan. It's better to pick one of images from the master gallery linked in the OP as the other anon pointed out.

>>18713 I got your AI art right here!

>>18713 I can definitely stop if people as a whole do not like it, (and not even trying to be cheeky here), but perhaps the other 5 i posted in this thread went over better, lol.

>>18712 What is she, a dog?

>>18717 She heard boys love a good dig

>>18718 To be fair, if I had good weather, a week off, the right equipment and a plot of good, dry dirt...

I hate fucking alps.

>>18720 Your succ tour guide with mysteriously forward facing horns sadly puts away her mountaineering gear

>>18722 The forward-facing horns are an evolutionary adaptation to enable presenting gifts between a succ and her lover more easily. >Succ carefully places delicious strawberry-chocolate marshmallows atop her horns to seduce a man. <Man carefully pierces a condom on each succ horn indicating he is ready to do the BABYMAKING SEX that he was always nervous about

>>18715 An automaton isn't just a wife, its a hobby.

>>18720 I love hate fucking alps

>>18723 >forward-facing horns The joke was that alps are depicted as having forward facing horns, while succs and minor succs have them point upwards. >But anon, lims have That's a topic for another day.

>>18720 What's wrong with alps?

>>18729 I can't speak russian

>>18726 Anon, you will never truly know the love of a horned mamono until you delicately extract strawberry-chocolate marshmallows off of her forward-facing horns.

>>18733 Using only your lips and tongue! Fuck, almost forgot that bit.

>>18735 at last, the perfect marshmallow pokers

>>18735 New art for the best of new girls is always good >Hey dude, wanna see what those horns are for?

>>18735 Flesh fangs are an abomination. She should have real fangs and they should be big and scary.

>>18733 This, but it's 100 of them impaled on the legs of an Oomukade.

>>18744 I can't eat all that

>>18745 I’m calling the Eros police on you!👮

>>18702 >Rebellious demon rogue >Enjoys breaking social contracts and is a massive pain any time we're in civilization but can open any lock as quick as she can drop my pants >Learncow monk >Wants all of the scrolls, will sidetrack the quest to get them but does dope monk shit, a bit of magic, and serves as an emergency beverage supply >Eel healer >Often turns her tail into legs to get around more easily but she still dries out easily and doesn't function well when she's dehydrated, sometimes even needing to be carried. Also, hope you like eel goo salves and porions, because you're getting them, but at least they work well. >She also studied a bit at Bard U and the nerd jock finds good music sometimes, so that's nice. >Hapless human sorceror >Help >The demon tricked me into a contract. I got some magic out of the deal but now I'm stuck running into danger with these hapless idiots and I have to carry the eel a lot and her water all the time. I occasionally contribute by melding the others' ideas I agree that less is more on the AI thing though. You'll be able to get away with it sometimes if you slop well, but we have a trauma

>>18745 Hunger is not an incentive, and fullnes is not an obstacle. I will lick her legs clean and leave them glistening with my saliva while she squirms and begs me to hurry to the main course.

>>18676 Chesh isn't actually retarded, she's just pretending because she thinks it's funny.

>>18749 There is no such thing as "just pretending".

>>18747 >Hapless human sorceror >cast single cantrip >party insists that they need to help you "recover mana"

Something is wrong with our bard, all she plays are power chords

>>18751 >"recover mana" Well, it's not a lie at least. No one's pretending I'm not the water boy (if an especially cute and appreciated one) and the demon has me by the balls anyway. It also occurs to me that we lack a tank. That sounds like trouble.

>>18752 That's a bass. Unless she's playing Motorhead songs, she's doing it wrong.

>>18725 What bothers me more is that she's using half fingerless gloves.

>>18753 >come across a wurm >all of your spells bounce right off her >no front and forward attacker or tank to hold her off >camera pans away from anon as he's forced to the ground >lands the horrified faces of the rest of the party >"wurm has joined the party!" congradulations, you have a tank!

>>18702 My plan has always been just to go to the nearest graveyard and fill all my slots with the random undead girls I found. So my party would probably look like >skeleton archer because minecraft has basically made it a stereotype >ghoul beserker because she's a bit too feral to be a fighter >ghost bard because it fits with phantom later >zombie mage because I thought the hat was cute on her and that's magic to me >me the necro-romancer healer

>>18758 >Everyone thinks Anon must be a lich >He's actually just lazy and/or likes dead chicks >>18757 God, I'll have to dump more levels into Tard Wrangler. Kazuma, grant me strength.

>>18729 There's not one sucking my dick under my desk right now

>>18761 Truly an awful feature. Where the FUCK are my portals?!

>>18761 Due to so much lilith(darkstalkers) art i wouldn't really mind an alp I didn't know before, just bend em over a table for a few months till she looks like a fertility goddess

>>18754 Yeah I agree it is pretty BadASS!

Sorry anon, but out big tiddy goth banshees are all out of stock. Would you like a small tiddy country banshee instead?

I just had a bolt of inspiration Mamono Magi's magical mascot should be a marshmallow cat

>>18765 I can take a girl with small or even flat chest, but I don't want a loli.

>>18767 Should he be the evil and controlling type of marshmallow cat, planning to use them to gather energy for him so that one day he can take over MGC?

You ever notice the biggest and meanest looking hornets are normally the most chill?

>>18768 Aaand you made her cry. How could you be so heartless anon? Don't you ever think what your words do to people's feelings? The poor loli banshee is going to be sobbing about how nobody wants her. She even went back to her goth self. I didn't want it to come to this, but i'm going to have to report you to the authoritities.

>>18767 >>18769 well the villains do need their own mascot

>>18770 Every mamono can be made chill by giving her the finger guns? Gigarape hound? Fingerguns and she'll pull out sunglasses and greet you back. Insane Inari trying to hex you into marriage? Fingerguns, and she'll go "oohh, cuuru gaijin" and then ask for your consent first.

>>18772 >cute and angelic cat by day >relentlessly evil tac by night >Suffers from a jekyll-hide situation, and always has to hide at dawn and dusk so that the others don't find out. >Each side never knows what the other one is thinking, but they end up plotting exactly so that their plans cancel out.

>>18770 t. hornet >>18771 >you made her cry. What wouldn't make her cry?

>>18774 >magi get to enjoy the day cat >villains endlessly complain about having to stay up late for the night cat

>>18774 >they end up plotting exactly so that their plans cancel out. until the finale at least

>>18777 >magi save the day >cats become one again, the balance is restored >becomes a bicolour

>>18778 >Marshmallow the grey

>>18779 enjoys snoozing on magi red's tail

>>18780 Fire-based mamono are SUPER comfy to sleep on.

Not a SINGLE spider has broken into my home to rape me, and I think that's unfair. MEN DESERVE TO BE RAPED BY SPIDERS.

>>18783 They could be doing it in your sleep.

>>18784 Good point, I will put out a sign asking them to wake me up for post-rape cuddles, and mentioning that I could maybe bake them cookies or something for more energy.

It's the mammono resonance cascade!

>>18779 I can see a food promotion at some family restaurant. A s'more featuring gray marshmallow, white chocolate and dark chocolate graham crackers.

>>18790 All served by a strangely sedate, alluring pyrow. You make the s'more yourself using the marshmallows upon her horns and cook them slowly over the tip of her tail. Then you assemble them in her cleavage and geeeeeently press her tits together to make the s'more. And finally, it's ready for you to dive in and eat it from betwixt her bosoms. Yeah, I saw you said family restaurant and I don't care. PYROW BOOBS ARE FAMILY FRIENDLY IN MY WORLD.

>>18791 Pyrows have a naturally disarming enough aura one could probably gaslight me into thinking that's normal, as I pretty much motorboat her tits in order to eat the smores

>>18792 Normally I hate the "young" vibe in mamono, but I would succumb to a pyrow either way. But I would *happily* succumb to a 40-something OL pyrow. omg yes yes yaaaaaaas.

>>18791 >Monsters have family making restaurants Ah, I see.

>>18794 >I would *happily* succumb to a 40-something OL pyrow. It's understated how great Pyrow auntster would be.

>>18796 It's so dang frustrating that pyrow art does not focus on this. A thicc, OL pyrow smoking a Virginia Slim 100 with lidded eyes would be the downfall of MANY a man.

>>18798 I would like to see an older Pyrow, but it's not the monster most would imagine as an OL specifically, and if there was an OL one she'd shine more drinking with a younger co-worker after work.

>>18799 OK, which mamono do you think of as an OL type? For me the answer is ALL OF THEM, so it's hard for me to see it any other way.

>>18800 >Schedule dog >Pharaoh >Apophis >Learncow >Lizardman >Nightmare, weirdly >Lich If you want one from left field I think hatters would make great tech bro CEOs, but that's almost a different kind of office.

>>18800 Maybe not all, but it's a widely applicable archetype.

>>18801 Silicon Valley MGs >Elves (Potato) >Cheshire(Assburgers) >Lamia >Witch >Living Doll >Automata >So many Alps

>>18803 >So many Alps I was going to say "you mean Hollywood," but nope, you're right.

>>18804 Programmer socks are real

>>18802 Miss Jinko is making me act unwise at the office.

>>18806 >In soviet office space, humans is assaulting monster girl

>>18807 I would NEVER! I am strictly into consensual sex.

>>18763 like grinding levels on a rpg

>>18763 Fat Alps good, skinny ones are fine too

"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue." >Too bad the grue is on vacation. >Which mamono is filling in? >What'll happen to you alone with her in the dark? Inspiration if you need it: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>18811 Works for soviet reversal too when you seduce the monster girl instead of the other way around.

>>18815 When it comes to darkness, horde of Werebats is what you should be wary of.

>>18815 >Roll, just for funsies <Alice >Fuck, no. That's just terrifying.

>>18815 >shoggoth Am I in danger?

>>18820 She's keeping you safe.

>>18815 >zombie >we stand there in pitch black darkness >she clings to me while I try to feel around for a wall >"do you know how to get out of here?" >"waaaaaaaaarm" >okay >eventually grue comes back >sees zombie still hugging me as i sit in the dark still completely lost >zombie gets praised for doing a good job >grue is maid of honor at our wedding

>>18815 >Titania Sex. It's just standard sex, maybe some nibbling and "I'm gonna eat you"

New chapter magus if you miss it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/125650456 What's your thoughts on this story?

Ke~jou~rou~

>>18767 >>18772 The cosmic balance must be maintained

>>18702 >fox dancer, somehow the tankiest member despite wearing the skimpiest armor. >fox sorcerer, stunlocks everything with status effects, cries when we face something immune to mind effecting magic >childhood friend fox rouge, is very frustrated with the extra "competition", dont know why she cant just be happy with how good our team is doing. >foxlet healer, sticks to me like glue even outside combat, adorable. >me, human mac john fightguy, love me sword, love me shield, simple as.

>>18828 It's good in the sense that it's far, FAR better than the usual dogshit story set in the very first few years of the current DL coming into power. But at the same time I'm not a huge fan of stories like this since I always feel as if the characters meant to be anti-monster switch sides too fast after meeting a monster. Like, the latest chapters for example have the Amazon lead a charge on a caravan and the girls she's leading snag a bunch of men, that's fine but the little bit about how the men just completely fall for them is too quick especially for when the story is set. Like, not even ten or so years ago monsters were the bloodthirsty demons ripping your friend and family apart to drink their blood, why trust them so easily? I dunno, it's still a good story and outside of some minor issues I still think it's really good.

>>18831 it's pretty rare to get me to read any story involving the order/soldiers/knights. it's just so...laborious, having to deal with all the extra baggage that comes with it

>>18832 I get what you mean. Usually stories about Paladins or anything like that are filled with edgy grimdark trash. I think Magus's story does a good job at showcasing that the Order isn't full of mustache twirlers and it's pretty balanced when it comes to each side making their points. While I may think the monsters are a bit "perfect" in the sense that they're basically getting everything they want with minimal to no problems It's understandable considering what type of story this is trying to be, I just hope Magus doesn't make every Paladin nearly as easy to "pacify" as the one currently married to the Dark Mage since I still feel that was way too sudden.

>>18831 True and it wasn't a decade ago, it's a matter of year, also monsters not understanding why humans still hate their guts and still want to kill them. For example, the dragon wanting revenge on the order hunter (that's normal she's an egoistic dickhead) but the demon doubling down and validating her was wild, like wtf? How can you be mad that humans hunt dragon? And it's not like she was "nice" with the villagers. She didn't kill them but still pillage much of it and act like a cunt. They're a reason why all the villagers still root for the hunter when he appeared. I know that it's the lesser evil, you don't want a murder fest coming from neither side. Maybe I'm stupid and since I know who will lose and get humiliated I see the order as the justified underdog

>>18834 Well you could argue she was pushing her into going after the guy again once she's stronger because she knows she wouldn't actually hurt the guy and after she nearly fucking died she decided it's best to keep the Dragon in a more secure place for the time being. The bit with the villagers was a bit weird but I guess that was just a bit of a weird attempt to make the townspeople a bit more divided on her since there's currently a Dragon cult forming because she gifted a scale to some of the women and some of the others didn't appear to have many bad things to say about her. I think one of the biggest issues right now is the monsters are being written like conquers more than women that want to be men's partners but again that's something I can excuse seeing when the story is set in time. Only thing I can't really seem to accept is the Amazon who had a fairly normal human upbringing not seeming to have much of an issue with the mass rape and imprisonment of a bunch of innocent people outside of going "yucky sex!", not even bothering to question any form of morality despite her entire reason for becoming a monster being how she wanted to protect her family.

>>18834 >also monsters not understanding why humans still hate their guts and still want to kill them. Can't believe I missed this but the newest chapters do actually bring that up with the demon saying humans aren't really gonna believe mamono saying things are different now and a pre-current DL lich mentions how humans can't see past the mountains of bodies they made in the past to understand how monsters aren't murderers now so at least there's something going on there.

I wonder if Magus is reading these discussions right now. Does he know about this place?

>>18837 I haven't read it yet so my judgement stop at the last chapter >>18836 my brain memory hole the cult and the amazon being ok with it. I really hate it but again, I understand why. Also it's magus on the wheel, same guy who wrote the Delf abomination, his setting is a fork of true MGE, a close and not too grim one, but still a fork of it.

>>18838 Yes No, he didn't post his story here. I don't think that he lurks here and will stay with the other writers on 4chan and discord.

>>18838 Eh, it's not like it matters since all this would get on /jp/ is a bunch of screeching from the fags spamming gacha girls and furshit since it's been compromised by asshats from /vg/ that despise MGE for years now.

>>18840 >>18838 My bad I meant no at the first question and yes to the latter

>>18840 >the other writers B-but I'm here...

>>18844 nuh uh

>>18844 In that case, sorry I didn't saw your post in the 4chan thread during the polls.

>>18846 I'm not Magus just to clarify

Any new kikis yet?

>>18847 I understood that, don't worry.

>>18849 No...

/jp/ is planning on raiding you guys btw

>>18847 It's cringe. I don't think any of you shitpost there but if you do, don't.

>>18854 >>18853

>>18853 >the same raiders that ruined the /jp/ thread nd yurned it into a ghost town want to ruin this place kek and this is supposed to surprise me? let them try, it'll be a good reminder of WHY everyone moved here in the first place

>>18853 Who cares, there is no way to confirm anyone posting that kind of shit there is not a pest jumping on a chance to finish off his sworn enemies. Don't get dragged into it, anons.

>>18815 >flashlight falls upon a dhampir >"Oh thank goodness you're here to rescue me, right?" >notice dhampir's feral expression >"...right?"

>>18859 There's nothing to get dragged into. It's just the same vermin salty they have no audience. Let them scream themselves hoarse over there, it's of no concern for this place

>>18860 >Anon gets drained dry >and then he loses a bit of blood

>>18818 Come on, what's the worst that could happen? You stumble into an Alice and she grabs on to you because she's scared of the dark?

>>18815 >pixie pffft hahahaha! What's this little girl the size of my finger gonna do?

>>18815 >>18863 Yeah, It could be worse. I mean, I just got a Mindflayer... I would kill myself so fucking fast if I saw one of those...

>>18865 Frog, don't.

>>18866 literally who I always disliked Chaos girls because I'm not turning into some of the bullshit they make you turn into and they're scary.

>>18864 >it's even darker in the shoebox

>>18868 Check the 4chan's thread for your answer or ask in meta. Chaos girl are special, either you love it or you hate it, no in between

>>18868 >they're scary. Bro, you can turn into a fucking symbiote latex suit, a tentacle monster or a bigass tentacle rape spider. There's nothing that would even register as scary for you at that point except clowns

>>18865 >>18868 don't like it, don't engage with it, simple as

>>18873 NTA but it's the """problem""" with a roulette or any purely lucked based distribution of mamonos. On the other hand in the main post, you can choose rather than roll the mamono

>>18872 Still not a fan, all of the Chaos transformation stuff is a bit too close to monster boy stuff for me, always felt that way to be honest. I'd be fine with a Bogie though but I never found clowns that scary even as a kid. But if it was like a spider clown? That would be spoopy....

>>18865 >"No!" Anon said "I must kill the panties!" <"No Anon" the flayer said "you are the panties" >and then anon was panties

>>18876 I can't hold her hand if I'm underwear though...

>>18853 It's not /jp/, it's the pests. Maybe the people there will finally see why we moved on. >>18873 A bit difficult if you just get it in a roulette, though you should expect to get one of the girls you don't like eventually. Though the situation didn't imply she would force herself on you or anything, so i think the anon overreacted a bit.

>>18877 What if: Underwear with hands(tentacles)

>>18872 >symbiote latex suit I want to constantly tease a night gaunt by turning into my normal self all the time, making her walk around naked

God, the baguette man really traumatized some of (you). Anyway, would you live a mamono city or in the country side? And why?

>>18882 Live in* Welp time for bed, I will see your answer tomorrow.

>>18882 City. Country side your options are >Farm girls >Getting snatched up by a spider girl 3X your size >random traveling monster girl Also the city just has more fun stuff to do and in generally more convenient. So what if I have to walk through a bad neighborhood to get to work and get constantly cat-called by rude monster girls? And so what if I have to deal with different cult-- I mean "churches" trying to convert me?

>>18882 >mamono city for public transport and workplace molestation shenanigans >country side for rural foxes breaking into the hen house (your bedroom) decisions decisions

>>18882 lived rural pretty much all my life so I'd probably continue to do so

>>18886 where I live foxes are an urban menace

>>18889 >foxes fighting danukis over access to the trash bins City can really strip the dignity off some girls, huh

Country side, the time I had to live a big city to study was not good. I like to have a garden to produce fresh vegetables, activities are not that far away, 45-60min on the road to join said big city, could also be instant if teleportation become very common or if my chesh is extra strong. Also you can't build a bunker in a city.

>>18882 The city if I need to use public services Countryside if I'm like totes rich and can just have everything delivered to me

>>18893 >just have everything delivered to me Your rural shithole better have one of those automated package pickup points, because otherwise you'll have to deal with deliverywomen being more and more forward with their innuendos and advancements over time. >delivery succ gives you the package and opens her mouth waiting for something >ask her what is she doing >"what about the tip?"

>>18895 Tip? No, we just pay for the service here.

>>18895 I'll just put up a sign >Beware of dog

>>18897 Hellhound territory, grim.

>>18897 Don't worry, you wife always marks her territory. They know you belong to her. Some of them are desperate enough to want in on the action.

>>18895 >Expecting a tip for just doing her job. No. She has to try harder than that.

>>18895 >delivery wyvern shows up carrying an entire shipping container full of non-perishable food <"You must have huge family to feed. Wish I did too." >"Actually it's just me, got a lot of storage space in the house. The plan is to grow all my own food but it'll probably be a few years before I get there." <"So you're out here all on your own?" >"Yep." <"Like if something happened to you it could be months before anyone came to investigate?" >"That's oddly specific but yeah... Why are you looking at me like that?"

Does giant shrooms from wonderland taste good? Could you make some tasty velvety from it? Are they tomboy farmer chesh in wonderland?

>>18902 Not buying an automated demon silver AA turret (not an automaton) was your first mistake, the second was telling the truth.

>>18902 >Keep ordering stuff and they keep sending the same vampire >Every time she tries to get you to invite her in >She always fails

>>18906 Oh, vampires are crafty, She'll get in somehow. If she has to, she'll put some of her blood in the food you order so that it technically counts as you letting (at least part of ) her in.

>>18907 Remind me, does garlic subdue vampire in MGE or it makes them horny?

An army marches on its stomach. The way into a man's heart is through his stomach. No matter how you slice it, cooking is the most important skill for a woman.

>>18903 >tasty velvety Isn't velvet a type of cloth? >>18908 According to the wiki, it diminishes their rationale, so they get a choice of either staying near the source of the garlic and turning into bimbos, or fleeing.

>>18909 >The way into a man's heart is through his stomach

>>18910 I tried to translate on the fly velouté (a creamy soup) it didn't work. When made with shrooms, it's delicious (if you like shrooms, obviously) I see, so garlic is not a good idea.

>>18911 I feel violated just from this post. >>18912 Spoilers are coded with spaggetti here, you have to spoiler each line individually, and links still show through. Use ** at the start and end, it's easier. Just say velouté, it's easier to google.

>>18909 cooking octopus girl is hard to beat tbh

>>18915 My bad, won't happen again.

>>18916 Do not cook the octopus girl.

>>18920 Yes, cock the octopus girl instead

>>18920 lolol

>>18922 Happy chesh, happy life

>>18909 >The way into a man's heart is through his stomach: Kiki >Cooks Mashtah her award-winning Pierogi Shogg >Inserts her first tentacle...

How many tickets do I need to win at Chelsea Cheese's to take home a bogey/boggleboe?

I have a question regarding the older encyclopedia pages. Are the current versions of revised monster girls a result of a new, more literal translation or rewriting from KC himself?

>>18927 ask the receptionist and look really sad when they say they dont have such a thing.

>>18918 I don't get it

>>18795 >being a puritan in MGC is exhausting >not for your own sake, mind you. >but for the children. >with how oversexualized everyone else is you need to take extra precautions on EVERYTHING. >a fun "place for families"? better make sure its family friendly and not family-making-friendly, dont want the little one to see a kiki waitress get bent over on a table >one parent has to walk ahead and make sure nothing NSFW is going on >homeschooling. ALWAYS. >nothing for children on TV, have to import media from earth. and that's barely even the start of it!

>>18931 That's what a lot of Anons say. FORTUNATELY, with modern technology, that doesn't have to be a problem. Grem Tech Automatons WILL fuck you. You don't even have to buy one. Hell, they're not for sale! An army of Grem Tech Automatons is being assembled as we speak, and it WILL find you, drag you from your home, and determine through an advanced algorithm which automaton soldier will fuck the everliving shit out of you. That's the Grem Tech guarantee.

>>18928 I don't know about all of the old entries but at least some of them were deliberate mistranslations by people who wanted to be edgy.

>>18933 No thanks. Iron is cool but only when I graft it to my body. A good wife needs to be fluffy and soft to compensate for what I lost to gremtech augments.

>>18936 femdom?

>>18937 You're a wurm adjacent human.

>>18938 Oh, man, I wish. Wurms are good girls and I am very lonely. Also, SIX horns means SO MANY MARSHMALLOWS.

>>18939 A match made in heaven

>>18939 Love can make werecats brave the horror of salt water just for YOU, nowhere is safe from kots

Friday sex! With the auntsters in heat!

>>18942 im a big boy now. i can have sex with a real monster! i dont need to practice with Auntie anymore!

>>18943 It was rigged from the start anon

>>18944 It really was, his mom gambled him away to her monsterized sister in a drunken bet when he was still a toddler.