>>19184 What are zombie shelters like? Do I constantly have to see sad commercials about them? Can I just go and pick up 6 zombie girls?

>>19187 a warm room, a hot water bottle, a mana burner and creeps like (You) kept away

>>19188 I will make a zombie harem and nobody will stop me.

>>19188 >creeps like (You) kept away Aha! I knew those commercials were all just a cash grab! They're keeping those zombies in unalivable conditions while the people running it pocket the proceeds! The zombies aren't even really up for adoption, because if guys with a thing for dead women--I mean people with big hearts could scoop up ten at a time there'd be none left to beg for money! I'm reporting this to the Lich Association of (un)Wellness! The LAW will take care of this for sure.

>>19188 >Anon wanders (accidentally) into a shelter for awakened zombies. >Emergency delivery service for public facilities. >So woken up at 3am by on-call. Oh well. >Big power outage in town due to a series of storms. >storm still going, lots of snow, loud whistling wind. >Anon grabs a pallet of supplies and heads out to a private residential center of some sort. >Doesn't read special instructions that he should be using the front door, and not the back as is the usual in his line of work. >Goes to back door and knocks. >Door is electrically locked normally, but due to the power outage slides open. >Nobody around, kinda spooky. >Fuck it's cold in here >thankfully have winter jacket, gloves, and hat >Wheel large pallet of stuff inside. >can't really see anything, so i start to unpack some of the boxes >Hear movement and figure someone is finally responding >Hey, delivery here. Where you want this stuff? >Just what sounds like an annoyed grunt >Ok geez i get it >Shine flashlight on one of the boxes >Oh industrial strength generator batteries, that makes sense. Maybe i can get the heat back on. >Hear LOTS of movement >turn around >numerous zombie women clutching electric warming blankets and walking intently towards you >"If you calmly hold on for a moment i can start up the-" >WARM.jpg >Welp >It's not until 10am the next morning that anything changes >Supervisor of the shelter comes in >Sees zombie girls piled up for warmth and sighs. At least the delivery got dropped off. >Takes battery and walks to the front, where the control system is, and plugs in one of the generator batteries. >Giant pile of blankets and zombies slowly meanders away happily clutching their blankets >Anon wakes up and shakes his head, still in full snow weather gear and laying on the floor. >"What are you doing anon?" >Another day in the life

>>19191 the snuggle pile is a classic monster survival technique

So I applied as a research assistant for a lich. The pay is good for what I have to do, mostly cleaning with little of anything to do with the research unlike what the flyer said. To anyone with experience in this sort of thing, when can I go home? Being a live-in house servant wasn't part of the job description.

>>19194 >Being a live-in house servant wasn't part of the job description. What was the job description again?

>>19195 You know what, I can't actually remember all of it. I must've misremembered flayer as flyer, but I do recall something about literature reviews, research budget management, and hands-on data gathering. The contract was only for 9 months so I thought it was a good way to earn money while keeping my mind active, but it's weirdly draining.

>>19101 >letting her read all that out to completion Cruel man. I'd do the same.

Lolibaba love!

>>19194 Monster labs may not look like human labs, but they're still labs. As a lab tech its your job to take care of it, which might involve things like laundry or reading to the lich. Make sure you declare if you have any pets at home so they can get moved in free of charge.

Lim

>>19199 You'd think that if she needed menial task done she'd make a few zombies for the job, not hire some graduate human with probably better things to do. While the health and wellbeing of the researcher is an important part to keep in mind during the inquiry, reading anything but literature related to the study does not seem to be scientific. And bringing in pets to the research area? Do they want some kind of contamination to occur? What kind of establishment is Monster Labs?

>>19199 >Monster labs You mean like a cu sith? I thought we don't talk about those here.

I'm at McDonalds. What do you fellas want?

>>19207 >Anon was never seen again.

>>19203 These things have to be done just so, and consistently. Zombies aren't exactly masters of variable control. To be frank, you might be a little out of your depth challenging the procedure here. It sounds like you need a couple more years of study before you can grasp the significance of penetrative snuggle theory.

>>19207 Come on, I've been standing here for like 30 minutes! The cashier is looking at me funny.

>>19211 give the cashier a kiss from me. also il have a mcmofu

>a hatter you don't know has invited you to tea >a march hare keeps trying to get you to RSVP >jubs are on the lookout after rumors of a new human >trumparts appear out of nowhere and attempt to bust you for breaking some nonsense law >the sun has set five times and risen twice Enter the huggable honkable hookah huffer. Need a friend who totally asked you to help her move last week? It's her. Need a place to crash before a humpty egg crashes on your head? All you have to do is knock. Exhausted by the inability to have a normal conversation in this pastel hellscape? Pull up a shroom and get comfy. Wonderworms! So great, they named a whole monster realm after her!

>>19202 The introduction of golden bikinis directly attacks my looting instincts and inbuilt weakness to succ tits

>>19213 Olev

>>19211 Alright, finally home. The drive was long but shitty fast food is always worth it!

>>19218 Wish anon didn't take so long with his order. The look that cashier was giving me was freaking me out... Huh, thought I locked this.

>>19219 OH GOD

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that kakuen come in many forms from big and strong to small and lithe. But all of them want to mate.

>>19221 Gibon kakuen

>>18933 but will she play board games with me?

>>19220 rip anon

>>19227 His fault for living in a cabin in the middle of the forest.

>>19225 Get to cleaning.

>>19231 >when Kiki realizes maid x master doujins she masturbates to all night are not real and the only shaft she's going to be working is the shaft of her broom as she spends hours sweeping the floors

>>19202 How does Miss Lim know about my weakness to gold an bikinis?

>>19231 Use the images from the gallery next time. This thread is called /mge/ for a reason.

What kind of master would not lewd the kiki? That's the main appeal, teasing her with task and messing around a little.

God, I want a hebi so bad

>>19244 >Anon 20 hours after receiving his hebi >"god, i want to get away from this hebi so bad."

so, we waiting for post limit before making a new or shall i just make it?

>>19246 Let's stick to the old ways and wait until it's not possible to post anymore

>>19207 No thanks, I'm good. I tried bringing home some of their McPierogi and my Kiki almost had an epileptic fit. Once she recovered I had to chain her to the sink for a week until she swore not to flammenwerfer that place to the ground. >Now I chain her to the sink for a couple of days every month, it keeps her calm and happy

>>19246 There's no rush here, threads seem to last for years so we won't disappear.

>>19249 i was mostly thinking about the people who dont know that we've reached post limit and is thinking that the thread might just be dead. we cant guarantee that the last post will link to the next thread after all.

>>19248 maybe she's just into bondage.

>>19245 >"god, i want to get away from this hebi so bad." nah, her hebi love is all I need I'm too busy making babies with her anyway

>>19250 I don't think people are THAT retarded, but we are at 696, so bake the bread.

new bread >>19255

>>19247 I fully agree that it makes more sense to use a single thread as much as we can and I doubt we have to worry about things like fucked up OPs, but it doesn't have to be that strict that we must wait right until we hit the limit. I first thought 650+ would be reasonable, but honestly at the current pace 690+ is pretty sensible and I expect the post limit to be raised if PPH ever grows enough that a bigger post buffer would be useful.

I shall now cap this this thread out on general principle.