>>73857 I haven't seen these before. Thank you. I'm on quite the Tolkien kick currently, and needed something cute. This is my third rereading of the Silmarillion, and I'm passing through the sad tale of the stealing of the Silmarils and burning of the Teleri ships. >>73854 With a Balrog, it might be a bit of both.

>>73857 >>73858 Oh, the last time I dumped them we were still on /jp/. That reminds me I should actually start the Silmarillion, it's been on my backlog forever.

>hmm… I have this fiendish group of pig like creatures, Orcs, but they need some sort of leader >Hmm… tricky. Tempting to put a demon or lilim in charge, but then that may cheapen their appeal >What would inspire the orcs? Rally them around a flag. A creature that makes all of their heads turn, and say “well, Hi Orc” >By Jove. Yes. That will do nicely.

>>73861 impecable writing mr tolkein

>>73861 Praise be Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien for giving us such luxuries.

>>73862 we still don't know why they didn't just fly on the harpies

>>73864 Because of anti-air artillery, duh.

>>73864 Because of the evil thunderbirds, anon.

>>73865 The shiny would have corrupted them into evil birbs.

>>73859 I love these. Sauron-chan has me feeling funny. But yeah, you should read the Silmarillion. It's a great book, even if it's largely just a collection of Tolkien's notes from his weird obsession with world-building something for hundreds of pages before writing his main series.

stupid fat hobbits

To all anons traveling through Bree-country: DO NOT enter the Barrow-downs. The wights there are particularly MORE horny than usual. You will not survive without being drained of at least 50 levels per attack. On the upside, their singing voices are rather beautiful, if a bit sad. >>73869 Stupid sexy hobbits, says I.

>>73850 Auntie please I'm trying to work here

>>73859 maybe i should go down, down to goblin town

The Troll + Orc + Goblin combo is so good, Tolkien truly was a visionary

>>73874 >>73873 That's it! I'm doing another run as Isengard in Total War just to get the naughty thoughts out of my head.

>>73850 Imagine Drunk Mamono

>>73878 the big ones just fall asleep ontop of you

>>73878 >>73879 That sounds like a bad way to get drunken sleepy sloppy paizuri with no way to get out of there.

>>73880 That sounds awesome, actually.

>>73881 It kinda does, yeah. Even better if alcohol is used as lubricant.

>>73884 That font is giving me eye cancer.

>>73884 Alcohol is not a lubricant. Not at all. Please avoid having sex ideas on your own.

>>73889 Nonsense, there's a reason "rubbing alcohol" exists, it's obviously for rubbing stuff.

>>73889 I will continue to have sex ideas, and no one can stop me. Not even the cupid stri

if you throw beans at an oni today she will eat them and they will make her boobs grow larger

>>73892 Onis always get the bean.

brb, throwing a can of baked beans at an oni

It's wise to stay away from the Winterstown district Shiversburg, lest you be assaulted with ice puns and frozen in place by desperate Tsuraras

>>73889 Did you know that alcohol in the vagina can get chicks drunk? I wonder how the oni figured that one out?

>>73896 I'm sure your oni gf would love to give you a very detailed reconstruction of the events.

even though i want a monster to own me, i also want a monster to view me as their absolute equal. i do not want a monster to view me as their superior.

>>73864 It was a stealth mission, and the big harpies would have been easily spotted by Sauron's forces, which had means to deal with intruders in the sky. Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Uz0LMbWpI

>>73898 Healthy relationship-dom

>>73901 PEAK

>>73903 Yes, there are mountains in there, what of it? I'd have figured you'd focus more on the oni

>>73904 the hot chocolate is my priority there to be honest, im sorry red woman

>>73898 >i do not want a monster to view me as their superior. I get the feeling I'd have the opposite problem because I'd see a mamono taking me as better than me in every way. >>73901 That oni is buff and looks really friendly, which is a perfect combination to me.

>>73899 is that a gazer thing??

>>73904 Why? There could be a yeti on that mountain. If I'm lucky, she's single.

>>73905 To be fair, with as cold as its been, some hot chocolate would be nice right about now. >>73909 Dream the dream Anon Find that Yeti. Avoid the wendis.

>>73904 >>73909 I heard the picture is magic. If you look at the four pixels that is the yeti she'll know and come looking for you.

>>73911 im glad i wasnt the only one thinking of 4 pixels

>>73911 So this: https://youtu.be/O1XqjijIKs4 but huggable yeti version, yeah?

>>73908 Absolutely not.

>>73908 Sure, maybe.

Smelly neet vampires

>>73917 You can just say vampires. Everything else is redundant.

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