>>72809 >"Oh? Whats wrong 'dearie'? Now that you aren't just tromping about above the bridge you don't seem so confident." >"Just wandering by, day in and day out, giving me seeds you find, waving, smiling....and NOT coming down for some lunch and a quickie?" >"It had to end this way dearie, I had to get a bit of sun to boost my confidence but I'm having you, a bath, and then we're having a NICE dinner as I show you those wild parsnips you brought me!"

Good evening nightowls, you're listening to Midnights with Mindy, your go to source for easy listening and a friendly voice during those long dark teatimes of the soul, and we've got something special for you tonight folks, something I've never had the honour of doing before, and that's reading a message from a "him" to a "her", a very special "her" I'd bet, and the message is written for me right here on the card, it says >Honey, do you need anything from the store?

>>72811 Such a heartfelt message.

>>72809 I'm always the one on the attack though

no more haughtypires no more dorkpires time for absolute loserpires vamps so utterly defeated bu (You) they're now your mere dog to command sure they seethe about their situation and constantly scheme against you but they always comically fail and fall further

>>72804 after a growth spurt, the wolf's old clothes don't fit her anymore, so she's forced to ask her classmate sheep for some spares, so that the boy she likes doesn't find her weird. the boy doesn't recognise wolf in sheep's clothing, but really really likes how she looks. ten seasons of romcom drama and hilarity ensue.

>>72816 oh and if it wasn't obvious the growth spurt is big boobs, because the writers are into breast expansion.

>>72817 These dang Zipangese don't understand that wolf butt is where it's at

Threadly reminder, we have two CYOAs in the catalog that could use some love. >>62085 >>63522

>>72819 Two of 'em? I've been in Lunapalooza but didn't even know about the other one

raiju's discharge

>>72824 >one of the most cumbrained mamono, canonically known for publicly masturbating >fanart shows her as some kind of heckin' chungus headpat slut

>>72825 It’s brilliant PR. By the time you’ve touched the weasel, she’s already touched herself. Some people get them as maids or choose them to move in as room mates because of the reputation. Only then do they realise that the zapweasel is a hedonistic, sweaty, perpetually horny coomer of a monster.

>>72826 Also she goons to headpats and ear scratches

>>72825 She's getting praised for not masturbating for the last five minutes.

>take goonweasel in because you thought you could fix her >instead goonweasel just makes you as cum brained as she is >at least the post-sex sex is nice

Meeting hebi

>>72809 Anal the Trolls Sodomize the Orcs Gape the Goblins Brand them as your army and conquer Mordor

>>72830 >>72831 >>72832 Honestly i'm more interested by the ryu design. She looks pretty cool.

>>72833 I'm pretty sure a slap is enough to brand them, no need to rearrange their bowels

>>72837 Sad_troll_noises.wav

>"You can't beat me." <"I know." *Holds up deodorant* <"But this can" >"This can what?" <"This can can" >"CAN WHAT?!"

>>72837 They are not submitting until you brand their insides, if you know what I mean.

>>72837 >no need to rearrange their bowels See, this is the type of anon that doesn't understand the thrill of conquest. The unwashed masses desire for a leader, but they need to have a reminder engraved on their flesh so that they never forget who they belong to. A defeat in a hand in hand combat might win you the loyalty of a p'orc, but only after you teach her body how to obey will you get her submission. A dark lord doesn't gain respect by being gentle, he takes what's his, and he takes it by force. Crush any slight bit of resistance no matter how small it is with your own body. H'orcs are natural born leaders, just a simple gesture won't make them follow your word unquestioned. They need to be taught their place, publicly, in front of all of their underlings. If you don't fill her up and embarrass her for life she might get rebellious ideas.

>>72841 This a on gets it. It's about dominating the mamonos through power and evilness, especially the strong ones

>>72837 I would do it for the challenge I wonder if my flesh can endure and surpass the limits of filling all those rectums

The only real way to enjoy whiskey is to lick it off an onis ass cheek.

>>72855 Usually you'd lick it from their lap and thighs, but i do wonder how you plan to lick something out of a convex surface, without it just spilling into the floor.

>>72857 perhaps. those are both very good ways to enjoy a drink. maybe one needs to lick faster. or form a small dimple with your hands to lick from. or go for the bit between ass and back of leg. or go for the crack Maybe, it's not the best way to enjoy whiskey, and I just got duped by a tricksy oni.

>>72857 I think he means the oni is slowly drizzling it on her butt. I prefer your suggestion of drinking from her lap, or she could pour the booze in her cleavage.

>>72830 i'm really into it when a chick saves my life

What sort of video games would monsterladys like?

Mouth to mouth

>>72865 This one aged like wine.

>>72865 anon doesn't know it yet but he has been claimed by the hag oni. when he realises, he won't be able to escape her doting. then it's SAKE KISSES.

Imagine this scene but with loli undead girl I doubt if a dress like that could stay held up by a flat chest without falling off, maybe in that case a loli Vampire or Wight would be sitting there topless with the moonlight shining on her exposed pale skin.

>>72869 Can I instead imagine this scene with a Cheshire in bad vamp cosplay drinking a can of tomato juice and smirking like a loon?

>>72870 No, you cannot. I have made it so that it's physically impossible for you.

>>72871 Oh noes!

>Manticore is spat out of the portal >in rural Mexico >villager sees her approaching >"Dios mios... La creatura!" <"hmpf, rude!"

>>72875 Why is garen here?

>>72824 >be Anon >twin Raijus and can't decide between them >ok, it's a throuple >one Raiju is riding Anon's face, the other Anon's D >they move in to kiss for... reasons... >>the resultant arc and EMP takes out the electronicd across half of MGC

>>72877 He taught her a neat trick.

>>72879 Q+W+ignite+R?

>>72880 I think the only thing that fits in batcat's brain is spinning around and shouting

>>72881 What if I nibble her ear? For luck?

When the portals open mamono will introduce voicechat to League of Legends.

>>72883 Yeah, but as long as I continue to not play LoL I am okay. They wouldn’t make me play LoL, would they?

>>72870 Why would you not want to imagine undead loli nudity in the cool night air?

>>72885 They will radically change all champions and turn them into mamono. 50% of champions are going to be alps in symbolic bikini armor, and Druella will star in the game as a rare map event. Then they will add any mamono missing from the roster, and force you to play League so that the Eros church can analyze your favorite champions and your play patterns to better matchmake you.

>>72887 the night is long and full of danger

>>72889 >the night is long Actually certain parts of MGC are always covered in night, so it can be confusing. It also buffs mamono aggression.

We might have shorter nights if SOME GIANT FAT ASS PURPLE SNAKE WHO I WON'T NAME didn't eat the sun.

>>72893 Luckily that otherwise world-ending anomaly is only local to the Apophis paradise.

>>72893 who indeed >>72894 grapes only eat the 'son', which is to say anon's sperm.

You have already been raped, you just don't know it yet. You will wake up with kittens in your house that insist on calling you "dad" one day. It is already too late.

>>72855 I don't like alcohol, but I would gladly drink it if it's directly from a monster's ass

>>72897 That sounds adorable actually.

>>72899 the sweat adds to the flavor.

I know there's plenty to learn from watching "Shrek", but one overlooked lesson is that dragons are suckers for compliments. Call a dragon sexy, powerful, and all that, and you'll have her wrapped around your little finger.

Shog gave me floating-point error.

>>72903 Be careful, once you win her over, she'll become dependant and wanting for your attention.

>>72904 >asks shogputer for approximation of π >says it's "something around 3, idk man I can't be bothered to check"

>>72906 >ask shogputer for a better approximation of pi >Get danishes

>>72907 >get shogloaf >>72906 In shog-space pi equals the screeching colour of a moebius-strip planet

>>72899 You greedy bastard, your body wouldn't be able to keep up with the sessions of anal sex after engaging in such a sinful ambrosia

>>72908 I would take a shogloaf and pet it like a kitty cat.

>>72906 >ask shog how much is pi >get random unintelligible gibberish

You now, I'm pretty sure that due to the human med scarcity and the inability for monsters to give birth to human males, with the exception having equal chance to winning the lottery, I'm pretty sure that some if not most families, specially nobles, live like medieval nobility marrying their cousins, sisters, aunts, grandmas, half sisters, etc. In perfectly planned harems so they can keep the species off extinction. To me that's paradise.

>>72864 Co-operative games, especially amongst single monster ladies. >You just want to take out some evil space bugs in peace >Seems every time you load into a game and turn your mic on though, one, if not the rest, of the team suddenly decides you're a VIP objective >This wouldn't be bad... if friendly fire was off >You've lost count of how many times a Wurm or Oni trying to "help" you accidentally killed you with a 500k bomb >This is of course followed by the usual slew of apologies, proceeding the inevitable <"So... are you single?"

>>72883 Good, I can say Urgot voice lines each time I kill my opponent

>>72888 Nevermind they made it worse

>>72897 What's the point if they're no romance or pleasure?

Petting mamonos is human rights, dealing with the consequences is our duty

>>72906 Shog is an engineer

The foxes don't want you to know this, but there are other monsters with fluffy tails too. Follow me for more truth bombs.

>>72929 I want to consume forbidden mofu

>>72896 Yet another pyramid prophecy revealed to be a millennia-old pun. Really, I feel bad for the anubis doomsday numerologists. It's making a fool of them. The worst part isn't even the doomsday not happening, it's that nobody believes her math was correct. I saw one waving around a triangle ruler in the market the other day trying to teach trig to passersby and handing out copies of something called I Was Right. She kept pretending she had sand in her eyes and kicking around empty juice boxes of coconut water.

>>72929 Oh yeah, fluffy tails? 'Taur time!

>>72931 What miserable existence, she should learn from cats and chill more

Big spoon or little spoon for your wife?

>>72936 No spoon with a manticore.

>>72936 Me big spoon even if it's no very comfortable like with manticore and their wings. Being a little spoon is "too humiliating" in my very personal(and retarded) opinion

>>72936 I'm honestly conflicted. On the one hand, being the little spoon is just the natural thing to do with longmono. She gets to wrap around you and coil you tight. On the other hand,being the big spoon means you get to hug her instead, and grope her and hotdog/grind against her hips. So really, both maybe?

>>72936 Burrito with dragon.

>>72939 Me forgor image.

>>72936 Depends on the wife. >If I had a spood wife I would want to be lil spoon. >If I had a kot wife I'd want her to just cuddle up next to me like a kot, or maybe even partially ON me. >If I had a snek wife I would want to be all wound up in her tails, which is like a super fancy lil spoon >If I had an imp or grem or other smol wife I would want to be big spoon >If I had a dullahan wife I would want to be MIDDLE spoon--pic related

Fuck. Pic related!

>>72936 i am hatter's tea spoon to her table spoon.

>>72943 >body pillow and a head pillow

>>72915 >"Why, Mastah, I don't understand why you would ask that. Of course it's free for you."

>>72936 wing burritos. tail coiling. paw groping. its all there as a core's little spoon. or, you could enjoy the hound beans as a hound's little spoon.

alright got the latest latenights spliced up as well as 2 more from the backlog

>>72949 gonna update my archive as well

It's finally Friday anon, remember to do your best at work today and your auntster will be waiting for you back home so you could release all that pent up stress that you accumulated during the week.

>>72950 That loli foxes one is a classic, I've seen it posted so many times but didn't remember the original context at all.

>>72951 I don't work because the fucking automatons took my job

automaton and gremlin threesome

>>72955 You can't have sex with her. She's too heavy. Your collarbone would shatter if she sat on your face, and your pelvis if she mounted you. Fuck the automaton instead.

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

>>72958 she's not cannibalistic unless she's eating other sandworms and i guess they might keep their young in their mouth for a while, so maybe

It's common to see young sandworms, not much bigger than the average lamia, working as tour guides in the desert kingdom. It's important for them to find a man early because it becomes a lot harder to meet people after they grow too big to stay in the cities.

sandworm sized apophis

>>72961 TOO SMALL!

>>72962 its a long enough walk already from tail-tip to tit you know

>>72964 I could go for some shogtoast.

>>72936 Little spoon, of course. I'm a certified bite-sized hellhound squeaky toy. I need her paws around me at all times.

>>72966 paws and claws and beans all over your chest, and she's going to totally slobber your ear and nape with her hound tongue, and then her big shaggy carpet of a tail is going to thumpthumpthump on the bed and tickle your legs.

>>72965 >put shogloaf in the shogtoaster >5 seconds late >bing! >shogtoast

>>72964 … lewd.

>>72964 I'd give it a shot

>>72968 >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to fuck shogtoasters

>>72967 The very definition of happiness.

>>72959 just change from cannibal to cute then

>shogalarm goes off >get out of your shogbed >make yourself some shogbeans on shogtoast >go to the bathroom >brush your teeth with your shogbrush >look in the shogmirror >stubble >grab the shogtap >pull it out into a long limb >rub it across your face >perfect shave >get dressed in your shogclothes >take your shogcar to shogwork

>>72949 Oh, I didn't see that Wight pic before. Wonderful. Subarashii!

Phoenix & Wight Attorneys

>>72975 Another day, another shogdollar.

>>72978 it's a shoggy shog world

>>72962 >watching a "historical" movie from the desert kingdom >it culminates in a pharaoh commanding a fleet of magic airships battling a serpent large enough to wrap around an entire mountain >turn to apophis wife "They're just making stuff up now. There's no way that actually happened, right?" <"It's completely ridiculous, there weren't any mountains in that part of the desert. Even if there was, I wouldn't have coiled around it like that. You gotta stay mobile."

>>72951 My auntie wont come because I've been unable to find a job, God I hate linkedin and all this online recruiting business

>>72981 Just find a garage run by a boomer Gremlin, look her right in the eye, shake her hand firmly and tell her you can weld.

>>72936 She should usually be little spoon so I can go koala mode on her giant eel tail. Being hugged from behind and having her softness against my back doesn't sound either though, I wouldn't be opposed to being little spoon sometimes.

>>72977 >hire them >feels more like they're bidding for you with the judge

>>72980 she's just bitter she lost. anon should cheer her up by letting her re-enact what she WOULD'VE done if she'd won.

>>72936 it depends on what kind of mamono wife I end up with. but there is no reason for it to be the same every night imagine little spooning for an imp or fairy imagine big spooning for a (non-canonically tall) ogre as long as we're snuggling in some form it's all good

>>72986 >No reason for it to be the same every night But consider the specific case where a demon stipulates in the contract that anon WILL be the little spoon in at least 51% of nights calculated every financial year.

>>72985 >anon buying a fleet of remote controlled toy airships

>>72989 Grem(?)'s model shop never fails to surprise.

You been trolled lately?

>>72987 51% isn't every night either though and if a deem's contract mandates a specific spooning position then that anon is different from me because I wouldn't marry that demon

>>72986 >non-canonically tall It's an outrage. She MUST hit her head on every doorframe. She MUST scratch the ceiling with her horns. It is her birthright. She will not be denied.

>>72992 deem is good little and big spoon. little spoon you can get wing burrito'd and get your ears nibbled. big spoon you can grope her horns and nibble her pointy ears.

anyone know any good cults? im looking to sell my soul, idont really need it

>>72993 sorry pal, ogres are confirmed womanlets without magical enhancement >>72994 I agree that deems are good, but a deem that mandates something like cuddling positions is not the deem for meem the deem of my dreems' contract is basically a napkin that says "do u luv me please circle yes or no"

>>72995 There's the Esoteric Order of Dagon, but they're a little fishy

>>72996 Magical doping to get beeg wife it is then.

>>72986 >come home to pixie wife >"Someone looks like they need a hug. Rough day at work?" >tell her you're fine >feel yourself shrinking >normally she stops when you're her height or a little taller >this time she decides you should be much smaller than her >"Anon you don't have to lie, I know when you're fine. Come here."

>>72991 I wish I had a Troll auntster waiting for me at home

So how would a manono react to our violent history. Like you show your manono gf the movie Saving Private Ryan and she sees the D-day scene.

>>73004 They would build a stone cairn to remember those people by. Unless you tell them it's just a movie and they were all play-acting.

>>72997 i really like mindflayers so they sound nice

>>73004 she'd strike a cool pose and give an inspiring speech about how we're better than that now that we have the loving guidance of our demonic overlords and then she'd snap her fingers to bring the propaganda crews in to start filming an improvised anti-chastity advenrtisement

>>72980 I want you to know that Order of Cute Apophises finds your post to be good and cute.

>>73007 You are being mindcontrolled to like mindflayers anon, you need to wake up.

>>72995 just make your own cult. how hard could it be?

>>73016 well i dont want much to be in control. >>73013 this is fine, theyre responsible

>>72977 >OBJECTION >Wight points dramatically with both her hand and ghost hand

We need more Dark Matter lewd

>>73022 Who's going to draw it/comm it?

>>73022 I completely forgot that dark matter existed, then I remembered that the one who wrote the encyclopedia is a dark matter

When the DL gets enough power to rewrite reality, I hope she makes it so that saying the word 'Dork' in reference to a monster will immediately teleport your wife onto you/a random monster if you're single. It's the best use of her powers.

>>73022 Sweaty, slimy or oiled up monsters that shiny in moisture are the best

So I signed up for this new Order Mail Order Nun initiative and I think there's something wrong with mine, maybe some kind of after market modifications, does any one have any advice?

>>73028 Pet the tail.

In a shocking turn of events, the evil fox will unseal (you)

>>73030 And then I'll corrupt her bloodline.

>>73031 >"ohoho, how does it feel knowing that your entire bloodline will be foxes from now on?" >5 sons in a row

>>73030 Its not very shocking, i have to leave my room to pick up the pizza

>>72996 >the deem of my dreems' contract is basically a napkin that says "do u luv me please circle yes or no" I came to realize a while ago that my ideal deem is really just a blue succ. I've headcanoned something up and it works well. >>73030 Thank goodness, I got stuck in that window good after a few too many episodes of American Ninja Warrior. >>73033 >"ohoho, how does it feel knowing that your entire bloodline will be foxes from now on?" There wasn't going to be a bloodline after me, so this can still be seen as an improvement. Dumb fox.

in a shocking turn of events, raiju butt

>>73036 Very shocking. I thought raijus were just all tail back there.

>>73035 >I came to realize a while ago that my ideal deem is really just a blue succ. I've headcanoned something up and it works well. I mean, they're functionally the same thing. Except succs are active ambush predators while deems are trap lure predators. I don't think there's any reason a succ couldn't write up a similar contract, just with less overall power involved.

>>73036 It’s all fat back there. She can’t zap you if you take shelter embracing her ass.

>>73040 I feel like lying rainy hands typed this post.

>>73039 >I mean, they're functionally the same thing I don't think that's fair to say given that succs are basically jill of all trades: the monster but deems still have that strange overbearing but loving femdom role you wouldn't normally expect a succ to slot into.

Wikifag here, 119 new images this week. Imgbox is down so I won't be using the regular format. I'll do the regular one when it's back up. https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE?path=%2FTempLink#

>>73044 About the same really. New abaddon stuff is always good.

>>73043 I find it prudent to remind you that profiles aren't personalities.

>>73044 >pregnant Dragonewt Finally

come on hellhound, we've got a mystery to solve! >woof. but like, would you do it for a hellhound snack? >woof!

>>73046 Go too deep down the "well, actually, they're all individuals" rabbit hole and we have little basis for conversation because we're functionally no longer talking about the same thing. I'm generalizing and you know full well what I mean.

>>73040 but her ass is right next to her vagina and that's the most conductive part

>>73050 the safest place to be is at the eye of the storm.

>>73044 Thank you boss

>>73054 nah she's not a weather event she's an open circuit the safest place to be is just ungrounded also probably in her arms not during sex is pretty safe, if I had to guess

How do I trigger a raiju arc flash?

electricity puns

she's zippy and crazy and zappy and bonkers. she'll touch herself until she's crackling with electricity. she'll stick a fork in the plug socket, climb out onto the roof in a thunderstorm, drop a toaster in the bath - anything to get that charge. she needs your cock and she needs it now.

>>73059 This does not seem very safe...

>>73061 It's a lot safer than not giving her your cock, Anon.

>>73061 you sound like you need a raiju

>>73059 she can have it I LOVE raijuice

>>73044 Why each time I try to download a whole package from Nextcloud the zip file ends up corrupted? am I doing something wrong?

>>73044 The mini Candlegeist is super cute. >Baphomet1723 Is that an aussie Bapho or something

>>73067 oh my god australlian monsters. i could have a flayer whispering sweet nothing into my mind with an aussie accent. thank you for blessing me with this idea.

>>73044 Is that Kiki okay? >>73068 Or you know, 'yip.

>>73069 I wish that were me... IN THE COLLAR

>>73068 I need to know what that sounds like but my dingofu isn't up to the task. How does it feel when someone lovingly calls you a cunt?

>>73071 same way getting called 'good boy...' makes you feel but its 'you're a good cunt...' while they pet your hair

>>73070 We know, we know.

Raiju shock collar. Bonus points - raiju shock collar where the lead you're holdihng is conductive.

raiju shock therapy (the condition it's treating is being sad and alone)

I would kill for a shog soup with this cold. Send help.

<THUNDER. >Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah <THUNDER. >Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

>>73078 That is a MEAN NAME for a NICE GIRL.

>>73067 it was dangerous to go alone

>>73045 >White eyes >Green hoodie >Leather jacket & blue jeans Am I going crazy or is that the protagonist from a fucking doom mod?

>>73044 I want to paint her brown skin white in violent explosions.

>>73082 paintball would be pretty fun

>>73044 Can someone upload a zip of the folder? I keep getting >>73066 error

>walk up to sexy kej >”Hey baby, is your name Winrar? Because you’re turning me into a zip-phile.”

the best monsters either make you 'evil' like them, or they're formerly 'evil'.

>>73086 I hope you like getting choked out by the hair of angry woman, Anon.

>>73090 I prefer combing and brushing and conditioning the kej hair, but I guess I’ll get manhandled today.

>>73090 I'm not a fan of choking but I do like full body contact during sex, including hair

>>73088 >"So this guy on the internet told me it wasn't possible to burn six million bodies in four years, I told him back in the old days I could do it in four hours."

>>73093 Is it weird that women who are that murderous are hot?

The color of the fang holes and bruises on the thighs cause shock in all the faces of people going by I see dragons pulling leashes, saying "I own you." They're really saying "I own you."

>>73095 please remember to mere your female lizards

>>73096 C'mon, female lizards don't need to mere'd, they need to be 'mire'd.

>>73082 That is a Yeti built for cuddling.

>>73098 Are there any yetis NOT build for cuddling?

>>73097 >try to mere this dragon >"Oh Anon, I've always loved you as my equal. It doesn't matter what we're born as, the pure bond between our souls is what defines us!" [enamored flapping]

>>73099 There are not, its merely a scale ranging from light cuddling to intense, full body cuddling.

>>73100 I bet she wants to watch nature documentaries with Anon about CUTE ANIMALS and cuddle him in her wing burrito

>>73102 Oh fuck, I'm getting mere'd now...

>>73103 mere-to-mere warfare

>>73103 Is it really getting mere'd if you're watching a documentary about penguins being cute with the woman you love?

>>73094 Honestly? Yes.

>>73105 >That penguin leaving for the mountain, alone Is literally me

>>73106 OK, but, like, what if someone killed SO MANY people, but she also dotes on you and loves your meatloaf?

Well anon it's time to sleep, have a good night and may your dreams be filled with lewd experiences with your auntster of choice

>>73108 How can you say you love her if you wouldn't forgive the thousands of people's blood she has on her hands?

>>73108 She's still a terrible person that should be punished and you too for endorsing her.

>>73110 Is she really evil if it was only SixGorillion? There's a reason why Hot Lilims wear the peaked cap uniform

>be Anon >portalled into the middle of MGC crowds >all these crazy monstergirls see Anon >many of them start to chase after Anon >RUN! >pushing thru crowds, twisting and turning thru alleyways, falling over stuff >run into large solid wall of rough like leather >Anon tries to slap it away >big strong hands grab and stop Anon >she's a big girl >big blonde hair, big milky tits, big heartshaped pupils... >she looks at Anon >then she looks back at where she was slapped >big draught horse sized Centaur >Anon's hand print now a permanent mark on her rump >"Well, honey you've branded me fair&square, so you're my Master." >she flicks her tail >"I hope you've got enough cock for this, or will you need to stand on a chair...?"

>>73108 It's funny that she gets so horny everytime Anon puts the meatloaf in the oven.

>>73109 It was filled paper and taxes. I want a refund

>>73115 >somewhere in MGC a Tismwan is schlicking in her sleep.

>>73116 That's exactly why kots are better

>>73113 >will you need to stand on a chair...?" >>62277 >a friendly Kiki shopowner walks out and places an upturned bucket on the cobblestones

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that while Kikis are fine with their own bed, sharing a bed with master is best as it ensures optimal care

>>73119 Sleeping with your maids, how shameful

>>73109 I had a dream about sex with a Danuki hag after lunch Let's see if I can continue that experience tonight

>>73080 This seems like a useful item

>>73119 >be Anon >Mashtah of a large house >so large it needs a staff of many Kikis >two junior kiki maidos are summoned by the bell to Mashtah's study >the Senior Kiki Major-domo is still bent over Mashtah's desk >her skirt and petticoats crumpled up over her shoulders >Mashtah's cum dripping from her, down her leg scales and onto the polished floor >Mashtah is reclining in his chair >"Clean that up." >one little kiki kneels and begins to hesitantly wipe the floor with a cloth >the Senior kiki reaches back and clips her floppy ear >"Nyet, do nots vaste zhe Mashtah's prezious kumm vizh the filzhy rags! Lick it up properlyz!" >Mashtah Anon beckons the other Kiki with a wave >"And when she's finished cleaning that sweet Kiki-pussi, I'll need my dick clean and ready to start again."

>>73123 The senior kiki maido is now the Mishtress waifu of Mashtah Anon's house >all the junior kikis are quietly fighting for who pleases Mashtah the most and gets to be the new senior maido

I can't with this cold. Please just have a lich sit on my face and suffocate me to death. It'd be a preferable fate.

>>73126 Pitiful.

>>73127 Ah, to be immune to disease. How beautiful would be such an existence. I too would consider myself pitiful if i was beyond such a thing as infections.

>>73126 Hang in there, Anon.

A Phantom, an Arch Imp, and a Basilisk walk into a bar.

>>73130 Wow, Abar sure got lucky

>>72825 Most of them are only at chest level and above though, right? Look at that face. You know.

>>73130 The Basilisk I understand, but how did the Phantom and the Arch Imp fail to see it?

>>73133 The bartender tells them >"Oh sorry, i forgot to turn the invisibility spell off." A Phantom, an Arch Imp, and a Basilisk walk into a bartender.

>>73133 No, no you're saying it wrong. It's pronounced Arch Imp. Really try to get on top of this before you meet her for the first time.

>>73132 >only at chest level lmao womanlets, no wonder they are all 'oomers and still single

only you have the power to make a monster girl not single imagine the good in the world you will have done to make two of them not single! you have two hands. put an electric sex weasel in each of them

Reminder that your face is a docking port for Raijus

>>73138 t.

>>73097 >set out to mere an evil dragon overlord >encounter a noble dragon paladin instead >flying lizards all look the same to you >defeat her easily and completely >only realize your mistake afterwards >ask her why she let you win >"I am loath to battle the forces of good, and I sensed your noble intentions from the beginning. I prefer to see this as a shared victory."

>>73141 DJ. Racemixer

>>73142 Can't wait for mamono screaming their pseuds at the start of the song like DJ Khaledwhen the posrtals open >DJ Fatpig! >You already know who it is, Succ-u-butt >It's ya girl, Skinnytitties >The best singer from Lescatie: SingleandAvailable

>>73144 Meant for >>73143

>>73138 >>73139 You also can carry one on your back so you can help 4 zap weasels at the same time!

>>73142 I would completely fall for it. Perfect scenario honestly

>>73081 It is.

>>73066 Dunno, can't replicate it. >>73084 Sure. https://transfer.zip/quick#nFyAN2x974DYtzzxRWkq0e_GiM1kfyey5frnt3zIqKU,1ad93c7c,R This expires after you close your tab.

>>73149 The random fileshare was shit, here's one that doesn't expire when I close my tab. https://wormhole.app/d9mW89#qg2swTMM8wxlegvD4w9s1Q

>>73131 That's because he follows the One True Religion. SHATNEROLOGY

>>73149 >>73150 Why can't you be normal and use litterbox?

>>73152 >Why can't you be normal and use litterbox? ... said Anon to his nekomata wife! RIMSHOT!

>CTRL+F boog: 0 results. We need to boog it up in here.

>>73154 >anon tries to sell fruit to soldier boogs >succeeds epicly

>>73154 Raiju 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>73155 >Remote tribe surrounded by tribes of insect girls >Order wastes time and soldiers trying to control trade between them >Anon is tasked with sneaking out at night to exchange with the boog merchant

>>73154 But it's koturday...

>>73157 >boog authorities catch him and haul him in front of boog council >He sitll has fruit on him >"Now! Boogs. What should we do with him?" >..."I want grapefruit." >"Apple!" >"KIWI!" >"BANANA!" >Suddenly guards and council overrun by boogs trying to place an order with poor fruit merchant anon

>>73157 Tell me more about the boog merchant! Does he stock Ushis? Because I would like an Ushi very, very much.

>>73160 thats a cow anon

>>73161 She has a spooder butt and makes threads and webs. That makes her a boog and I would like to know if the boog merchant stocks this boog. A beeg boog would be good.

>>73161 >go to cow merchant >"have you tried the boog merchant?" >dejected anon leaves, wondering if he'll ever find his ushi >happens across an ushi oni >"excuse me, do you sell ushis?" >she points at her pedipalps >there is a pricetag tied to one >look at the price >1 full body brush >ushi coughs and slides a brush towards him later they snuggled

>>73161 yes, and the cow anon needs an ushi

>>73163 >price >1 full body brush Little does she know I was gonna do that anyway! Why have beeg ushi and NOT give beeg full body brush job? >later they snuggled THIS IS A BLUE BOARD, ANON!

>>73159 >Boog economy is being destabilized by so many guards asking for fruit. >They can't pay that much. >Anon comes up with an alternative payment. >... >Night turns to day, and the Order post can feel the ground trembling >Hundreds of guardboogs are rushing into it, enticed by the promise of free fruit >They get decimated in minutes

>Boog merchant has no boogs >Cow merchant has no cows >Cat merchant has no cats >"Ah. Don't worry anon, I see the problem." chesh says, "you're going to the wrong merchants. You're a human. You go to the human merchant." >Makes sense >Go to human merchant >Sold to a boog for an appol

>>73166 >Boog soldiers antsy (boogsy?) about pay again >Anon's already cutting the apples into thin enough slices >Any thinner and there will be a mutiny

>>73109 Dreaming about doing lewd things with my auntie and my imouto

>>73169 Oof, terrible taste. You need more BEST GIRL in your diet.

>>73169 Imagine the sloshing sounds when going for a walk with them

>>73124 >kiki maidos all subtly trying to be the one who catches Mashtah's attention >seductive posing while dusting >pressing past Mashtah in tight corridors >uniform corsets cinched tighter to be bustier >'accidently' dropping things in Anon's lap and taking too long to pick it up >Anon playing along with the joke >dropping things at his feet so they rush to kneel to pick it up, looking up with eye contact >calling that he forgot a towel stepping out of the shower >all while they think the new Mishtress hasn't noticed their little tricks >his Kiki waifu has already told her Husbando Mashtah of her cunning plan >she won't announce the new Senior Maido until after he's happily pregnant and needs 'extra help' running the household >for extra fun she's going to pretend that she doesn't realise her Husbando is having illicit trysts with the new Senior Maido until she's also pregnant >and then she will just calmly announce the next Senior Maido after all the other junior Kikis think its been a shocking scandal >once the game is revealed the remaining maidos will be outwardly fighting to be the next Senior >by the time Mashtah gets to the last most junior Kiki she'll be so sexually frustrated she'll explode as soon as Mashtah slides his cock into her >then Anon's Senior waifu cleans up the mess and the cycle goes around again to make second daughters

>>73172 >he's happily pregnant And then Anon was the alp

>>73165 Anon, the real price was your heart

>>73174 C'mon, man, why you gotta make me feel things?

>>73172 This but in a household filled with Zombie maids, Jiangshi and other undead are fine too

>>73175 Sorry, I didn't intended to do that

>>73176 Imagine all those disguised wights lurking around the halls of your mansion after a couple of years

>>73178 I headcanon that this is actually pretty common. It makes sense to me that if you married a woman who bumps into walls and basically can't talk, she wouldn't want to rock the boat too much a few years in when she can use ghost hands and full English sentences. It's a really, really big change in the relationship! I'd expect a lot of wights to just be kinda laconic, content ladies.

>>73179 Zombies change slowly and over time, not all at once. They gain the ability to speak and perform tasks like normal people once the'yve acquired enough mana to repair their bodies. It's not much of a change, so i doubt it happens much.

>>73173 >> fucking one-handed typos >>73172 >>Anon playing along with the joke >>dropping things at his feet... >kiki is kneeling at his feet, making hungry looks >Mashtah looks furtively up and down the corridor >quickly unzips in front of her face >"Suck it" >Anon can feel the back of her throat before he's finished speaking >junior kiki eagerly tries to impress with all her kiki skillz >Mashtah's waifu kiki comes up the stairs >almost catches them as Anon hurriedly buttons up, and the kiki pretends to be innocently cleaning the floor >Waifu brushes past her Husbando, happens to notice he coincidentally has got a hardon >drags Anon over against the wall opposite the kiki cleaning and they wildly fuck as if she isn't even there >drags Anon away leaving the sexually frustrated maido to lick up the scrap droplets >Anon is so hard and his kiki waifu is so wet watching the little kiki scklicking and licking his cum the floor that he has to drag his waifu into another room for a second slower fuck >Kiki waifu is half hoping this one will be the shot to get her pregnant and half that they can keep playing this game for weeks

hiding underneath a kiki's dress and eating her out (either hole)

>>73182 The slit in the back of a kiki maido uniform skirt and petticoats isn't just to let her tail swish freely >standing innocently next to Mashtah >while he is greeting his guests she is offering them small glasses of wine in polished crystal goblets on a gleaming silver tray >trying to hold the glasses steady and smile politely at each guest >Mashtah's other hand is slid under her skirts and using the 'bowling-ball' grip

help theres this ratatoskr mamono bullying me at school, what should i do?

>>73184 get squirreldommed idiot.

>>73185 Said she would eat my nuts or burry them in some hole and forget about them, i am afraid

>>73186 you should be. you're going to wake up tied to the bed posts. Meanwhile, she sits on your face, giving you a footjob while chomping on mixed nuts and writing her weekly article on vacation ideas. then, when she gets bored, she's going to gargle your nuts.

>>73187 noooo my nuts!

>>73186 Send her old memes. Ratas are terrified of old memes because they live for NEWS and fear CHESHIRES. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArVQOr-vGU

>>73189 cheshires don't know what memes are. the odd one that does is outdated, unfunny and cringe - as are her memes.

ah to be treasured

The Keyhole of the giant stone door bellow my mansion is looking more and more like a gloryhole with a salivating mouth. I can only imagine the sickening horrors sealed behind that old gate, but my curiosity grows more compelling every day.

>>73192 feed it a cucumber

>>73190 The ideal Cheshire is basically exactly what you're talking about. I need old school memes from my childhood or before! I need a Cheshire who leaves "Kilroy was here" graffiti. I need a Cheshire who knows all the 50s commercial jingles by heart. I need a Cheshire who makes all those old-school recipes where you put regular food in gelatin. And I need to make sure those 3 never meet.

>>73191 Dragons are meticulous creatures. You will be 'treasured' and the paper work will be filed in dragonia for it. You'll also need to attend a ceremony with your supporting dragon party, and it is protocol to wear the correct outfit and invite as many witnesses to the ceremony as possible - and so logistically, catering will be needed. It is traditional to wear a valuable accessory, such as a ring, afterwards, to indicate you have successfully completed the treasuring ceremony. It's quite a lengthy process to become 'treasured' by a dragon.

>>73184 >walk up to Rata bully >flop your D out >stick it in a jar of Nutella >stand there waiting... Problem solved

>>73142 >noble dragon paladins surrender to cock if you were hunting an evil dragon and attacked her by mistake >noble dragon paladins surrender to cock if you're looking for a noble female knight to breed to submission Hey, wait a minute

>>73196 >She takes pictures and publishes all of them on the school newspaper next morning What now?

>>73198 >walk past hellhound >"HEY IT'S NUT BOY. PEANUT PENIS. HEY PEANUT BUTTER BALLS. LOL. LMAO... can I join in?"

So, hypothetically, what does one do if they desire BRUTAL FEMDOM from a Rata?

>>73197 lizards are an odd sort

>>73200 Well blackmail fantasies have been part of the femdom experience (not that I know anything about it) so I'm sure they have their own niche in the power exchange dynamic

>>73200 some mixture of raging mushroom and dopple potion

>>73202 >Anon wakes up >There's a rata at the foot of his bed >"I bet you're wondering what I'm doing here, Anon." >Anon nods, confused >"I dyed you black." >Anon's been Black Male'd!

I found this image and I'm curious to know the story about this. Was it for a fanfic or something.

>>73200 Size drain.

>>73205 You'll going to have to wait until/if splice anon does a deep dive into the 4chan archives. The gallery is older than most active posters here even know about MGE.

>be Batwoman >a werebat dedicated to fighting for JUSTICE >you hate guns and you prefer to use your Natural Strength to fight >you run into a guy, he seems to be single >what a crime, a young and virile man has no mamono wife! >you gotta fix this fast >you use your Natural Strength to pin him down, he dodges just a bit >no problem, you can just try again... >he pulls out a revolver and blasts you 6 times

>>73195 Do jabberwocks also do all this?

>>73205 I have no idea and I've been in these threads since they were on /a/

>>73209 of course. you'll be her greatest treasure

They should do a game show called Big Sister, where they take one of each wonderland monster and put them in a totally normal house on earth with no whimsy or wonderland logic or anything crazy, and then we can all watch the results as they become normal.

>>73212 I will rescue the Cheshire from this prison with the power of my pure heart.

>>73210 >>73207 not everything in the archive is natively 4chan. Eg. all the russian shit.

>>73210 Could also be a monster thing, or from somewhere else completely. >>73214 Was about to say

>>73181 >Anon Mashtah 'just happens' to walk into the kitchen >his Kiki waifu is about to punish one of the kitchen maidos for some minor infraction >the little kiki is blushing that Mashtah can see that she's bent over the kitchen bench, skirts and tail lifted, bloomers down around her scaly ankles >but she's also lifting up on her little talons tips to make sure Mashtah can see everything >his kiki waifu pauses her upraised hand and asks if Mashtah wants to punish the offender himself >Anon says "No" and steps in behind his waifu, lifting her skirts instead >Anon speaks into her fluffy ear but loud enough both kikis can hear >"As hard as you punish her, that's how hard I'll fuck you" >so the Mishtress lands a loud snack on the upraised kiki ass >the little kiki keeps quiet >the sound of Mashtah's hips slapping his waifu's ass is just as loud but wetter >the only moaning of this punishment is the waifu when the maido can hear Mashtah's dick sliding out >then her ass is spanked harder >and there's another slapping sound and moaning behind her >listening to her Mashtah is making the maido's kikipussy wetter than her ass is sore >after a dozen harder spanks and a dozen deeper slamming strokes, Mashtah Anon realises he'll have to change the game so the maido can still walk afterwards >Mashtah Anon pushes his waifu kiki forward to lie on top of the maido's back >now she can't spank any more but the maido is getting pressed flat as Mashtah now hammers his waifu's kikipussy >the maido squirms in a mix of trying to breathe, dripping excitement, and a forlorn hope that just maybe Mashtah's cock might slip out and slide back into the 'wrong' kikipussi >the Mishtress kiki is going to make sure that doesn't happen >then when Mashtah finishes, they leave the poor sore kiki maido to clean up and reflect on her work > >Anon comments to his waifu that the maido won't misbehave again >"No Darlink, zhe vill now make efen more leetle miztakes zo nexts tyme ve muzt punish her arsch harder. Mebbe you cans vatch me putz zhe fingerz in her arsch vhile you fucks me..?"

>>73205 >Lolis could be anywhere, Anon thought...

>>73198 >next time just drop your pants and hold up the open jar >make her publicly beg for you to put it on >wipe an extra thick later of Nutella on your asshole instead

>>73208 Kek when 6 demonsilver acupunctures hit her 'more horniness' chi meridians

>>73212 I volunteer to be the Kimihito in this Musume.

>>73208 Batwoman just found out an archenemy greater than the evil Bogie.

>>73220 they do send a naked, greased up anon throughout the house every so often to keep things interesting

>>73221 is the bogie really evil or just a bogie?

>>73218 Other students start calling the "Rata Bugle" school newspaper the "Rata Rusty Trombone"

https://imgbox.com/g/fbxCBYcd2m Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 119. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/m2WcJ8wt Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html >>73152 I forgot about it.

>>73222 dangling him outside the windows on the end of a fishing rod

>>73165 Right? It's silly when monsters ask for things you would've done anyway but as a payment or a reward. Like cows that sheepishly ask you to milk them for being good girls, foxes that ask you to brush their tails for not overthrowing an empire today, or he is that ask for tail polishing for not flaming any FILTHY WHORES. It's ridiculous.

Sometimes I think about the "devoted" disposition. If infidelity is already impossible in MGE's world, then isn't every monster already devoted? Is there something that sets monsters with a devoted disposition apart from others? I am sure there was some intention behind that and not just making something redundant.

>>73228 obedient? not sure.

>>73228 i think devoted means housewife tendencies

>>73230 No, it means WORSHIP. Miss Holst is gonna have a SUPER CREEPY SHRINE devoted to you, Anon. She's gonna steal your underwear out of the hamper. She's gonna sniff your undies, man. She's gonna sniff 'em!

>>73228 it's a polite way of saying "clingy"

>>73232 i don't see flowkelp

>>73231 Oh no?

>>73233 she's more slappy

>>73233 You've inspired me to download the handful of Flow Kelp pics that move me. Here ya go.

>>73233 And you won't until it's too late. Unlike that dumb kunoichi whose schtick is getting stuck in compromising poses and tight places.

>>73232 This makes the most sense, but >>73230 >housewife tendencies Ochimusha, Cursed Sword, and Dhampir must make some interesting housewives.

>>73238 Cursed swords would be WIZARDS in the kitchen.

>>73238 >ochi >burns the food she's cooking >commits sudoku >accidently drops and shatters a plate >commits sudoku >doesn't have a bath ready when you come home (you don't care and have never requested this) >commits sudoku she holds herself to high standards

>>73238 >Be modern day Anon >Have Ochimusha wife >After having eliminated all threats in the area (read: telling off Becky from HR) you were able to convince her that you don't need physical protection >She has turned to guarding your happiness instead >Come home after a long but blissfully Becky free day >"Aruji-dono, you've returned! Would you care for dinner, a bath, or--so the usual order, then. After hours of self-cultivation (reading cook books) I have prepared an excellent lasagna. Naturally, the bath mats have been laid out as well." >YFW she melted a heart made of cheese on top

>>73236 The sky is indeed blue. Let us contemplate the blueness and what it might symbolize. Is it a sad blue? Or perhaps a bright baby boy blue?

>>73241 >you were able to convince her that you don't need physical protection >but digital protection is another matter >you never thought you'd see an undead samurai learning how to hack computers, but here you are

>>73239 I trust them to at least make great salads. >>73243 Nice of her to set up a personal VPN for you.

>>73243 >She proudly adds a white hat to her coat of arms

>>73244 Anything to keep you away from those valkyrie hussies at NordicVPN.

>>73228 to be fair, how many monsters are also listed as 'lustful'? in the Fuck setting?

>>73247 It's similarly possible to be the horniest woman in horny jail.

>>73248 i would be curious to see every monster tiered into how horny they are. or, at least, a top 10 and bottom 10.

>>73247 >monster(likes to fuck, loves you) i'm not complaining

Consider hot, sexy purple ladies, all oiled up and covered in lotion, sunbathing by the pool. Their violet hips caramelising to a darker shades of indigo. Consider being the towel boy of an apophis and deem, sipping their martinis and cocktails. Consider being sandwiched between their hot, sweaty cleavages while their legs rub up against your dick.

>>73251 Deem is blue, unless her tan makes her purple.

>>73252 i suppose her skin is close to a bluebell colour. you can really appreciate the subtle difference in hues when one half of your face is engulfed in demon tits, and the other half is submerged in apophis cleavage.

>>73252 Some deems are purple, tho

>>73255 I GOT YOUR PURPLE MONSTER RIGHT HERE!

Familiars are my favourite purple

>>73256 A molestshire cat is also fine. Make it three purples against one anon (he loses horribly)

>>73257 Getting pregnant at the same time as her master!

>>73259 having sex with familiar/witch fusions to get them double pregnant

>>73260 >double pregnant Somewhere an echidna is biting her lips in fury.

>>73261 i haven't decided when they split if they both get one baby or both have twins (one familiar and one witch)

>>73262 Each has her own baby or they are twins if they fuse to give birth

>>73261 if anyone can figure it out its them. they have portals and shit, i bet they can figure out how to double dip.

>>73259 >Axem has drawn this lolimander too Neat

I'm no good at splices, but I tried

>>73255 >>73266

>>73256 NTA but Cheshire are the best purple in the world

>>73268 She's white though.

>>73268 theres no best purple, but for me personally its mindflayers.

>>73268 >"WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS AND IS BEST PURPLE?"

>>73269 All I see is a sea of purple love >>73271 How could you resist such a pretty face...

>>73270 Everyone has a favourite, his personal best purple if you will

do not the grapes of wrath

>>73274 She's very cute. She'd be even cuter if she were BITING ME.

i just noticed apophis has a lip piercing.

>>73277 And bites, right? And BITES?

>>73278 >>73275 >anon so bite deprived he sticks his fingers in his apophis' mouth so she sleep nibbles him

>>73279 Dr. Horse already diagnosed me in a previous thread. I need monstergirl bites to live!

when you've been bit by a vampire and need a dhampir to suck out the venom

>>73278 Hickies are love bites. Whether or not that involves fangs or the like depends on your wife.

>>73281 "Uh, Miss Dhamp, the vampire bit my neck, not my penis." ><Untelligible Speech due to cock in mouth>

>>73283 hey, she's the vampire expert here

>>73281 >When a dhampir tries to suck out the venom but bites you again by accident so now you need a vampire to envenomate you properly. >When a lamia smugly reminds you three idiots that no one involved has any form of venom

>>73281 >when your snake/vamp wife bites your other wife's ass so you need to suck the venom out with analingus

i like venom, aphrodisiacs, and mind control but only when its done to me. i like evil purple monsters. i like to have my hands held gently.

>>73287 Oh, you won't have your hands held. You'll offer them to be held of your own "will".

>>73287 Mind-control venom or mind-control hypno gaze?

>>73289 if i may be greedy, both. the gaze is good because its more subtle, and its also more unsettling because it requires eye contact and thats innately uncomfortable.i really like the idea of a monster who loves me forcing me through it, both because they want to look at my eyes and to mind control me. the venom is good though because of the multiple ways it can be administered (slipped in a drink, biting, injection, rubbed into the skin, etc) and it feels more real. the idea of a monster showing me the venom dripping from her fangs, claws, tail, or whatever and talking me through what itll do before biting me would also be really hot/cute. if i have to choose one, i pick the venom.

>>73289 I have similar tastes to that guy, but I'll take the eyes. I like how comparatively easy it would be to just... Slip.

>>73289 MIND CONTROL TACOS

>>73292 I can think of worst monsters to submit to

>>73290 snakes are well equipped for making anon suggestible hypno eyes, venom, enchanted voice, belly dancing, constriction, 20 dollars, the list goes on

>>73293 No, not like that--regular old tacos with MIND CONTROL powers that kick in when you eat them!

>>73293 this is the worst one. probably with a mindcontrol ray or perfume or something. the worst one to be mindcontrolled by though.

>>73293 >Get mind controlled by tacocat >Forced to sit in one place for hours so she can doze in your lap >It's not much different from normal since you can never move when she's in your lap anyway, but it's a bit of added spice

>>73298 Hypnotits.

>>73289 Take a guess

>>73301 Hypnohips

>>73300 yes. that creature. do not let her do anything to you. she is a FREAK.

>>73298 ms kiki is the one to be worried about. all the other monsters would abuse it for sex, but ms kiki would have you like, being productive and stuff

>>73303 That's the neat thing about SCIENCE: you can't stop it.

>>73305 yes but the ETHICS of letting that SMUG SWEATY DEGENERATE SHORTSTACK have total control of anon's brain must be put first.

>>73304 Anubis would be worse. Potentially valkyrie, too. You WILL be a big damn hero, random schmuck Anon! You will be strapping and tough, and fully capable of pinning down a messenger of the god of war and having your way with her! Not that the last bit is particularly relevant yet!

>>73308 You think that's bad? A bogie would make anon do backflips and recite 'who's on first' with her. He'd be sideshow anon. She'd throw pies at him. She'd get him to juggle core spines.

>>73307 >Gremlin >Ethics She doesn't know what that word means, and soon neither will you! Insert maniacal shortstack laughter here.

>>73307 >>73310 what is she even going to do?

>>73311 Make you feed her after midnight, probably.

>>73296 well the grape snakes are like, top 3 for me. sometimes drifting around in top 1 with mindflayers

>Order Grape Snek from the Snek Store >She shows up >Bright green >"NOT ALL GRAPES ARE PURPLE, ANON!"

>>73317 Man, how'd they send me a defective alraune?

>>73320 only has 2 slaves, shes just 'modest'

>>73321 >doppel potioning yourself so your whitegrapesnek can have more subjects

What kind of ice cream do mamono like? Do Grape Sneks really like everything GRAPE FLAVORED? Even ICE CREAM?

>>73325 >What kind of ice cream do mamono like? ALL mamono like bread flavored icecream and no other flavor, no exception.

>>73325 Apops actually prefer pharaoh flavor ice cream. I would also like to know how the pharaoh tastes.

>>73327 I'd rather stick to Apopsicle.

>>72941 >get into bed after longmono >she tries to twist around but you crook your arm and leg around her and hug and squeeze >commence tender rolling on snek/pedebutt when she arches it into you >as soon as you finish or even show signs of slowing down she twists herself around and coils tight longmono still love using their ass on you, you just have to understand their instinct to have you in front of them instead of behind thankfully, there are lots of things you can do and whisper to them to keep them content while they temper their baser urges in favor of the other base urges. the hissing is a good sign, that means they're self-soothing above all, respect that snake life is difficult, and that while you're enjoying your smooth scaly buttjob she's struggling with fantasies of "that could be my tits"

>>73314 >boy gets forcibly married to a mindflayer that would keep him in vegetable state forever My, what an amazing heartwarming story.

>>73329 >getting deathrolled by wurm

>>73332 I love wurms; this would be a good end.

>>73332 It's called loverolling

>>73333 >Wow, I'm... I'm okay! I survived! >anon climbs out of the 30 ft ravine >anon is taken back into the 30 ft ravine

>>73335 Y leave wurm ravine if wurm still there?

mindflayer covens taking turns with The Squid

>>73337 You gotta be SQUIDDING me!

>>73314 MGE?

MEOW?

Lightning resistance check. Hope you remembered to stock grounding rods

Consider the batcougar.

>>73344 I have elected to simply request any mamono I encounter direct me to Spider Country. I believe that mamono will detect my sincere desire for spoody boody and allow me to pass unmolested.

>>73346 What are the downsides

I don't understand how I'm supposed to carry home even 10% of the loot I get from a dungeon when I have to fill my bags with so many resistance consumables. Who designed this?

>>73346 Now, I understand it might be hard to spot, but I believe that bottle of alcohol is in fact a trap. In order to grab it, you would have to move your hands close to her cleavage, opening yourself up to attack.

>>73351 You must first boop the nose and grab the bottle after