>>81578 I don't need to find the Lich's phylactery when I can just attack her butt

I want to attack Miss Lich directly in the heart with my huge love.

>>81576 >All monsters are weak to anal Some are even weaker than others, the stronger the monster the weakest it is to anal

Show me the monster who isn't weak to lewd things. I'll wait.

>>81583 Miss Ushi. She's weak to cutesy things, tho.

>>81584 miss ushi has gigantic blind spots, not helped by her blindfold seal. BUT, she has really good hearing. so you have to be really quiet if you want to sneak up and i dunno... smooch her.

>>81583 Lewd things are her strength.

>>81585 >Anon prays to Eros >Eros puts her finest Cupid on keeping Anon sneaky enough to get to Miss Ushi and plant on on her lips >Miss Cupid puts all her heart and sovl into getting it done >Ends up having a full-blown nervous breakdown in the aftermath >"Razz 'em, frazz 'em. Stupid clumsy Anons and their stupid need for romance." >"Just let her fuckin' attack you, Anon." >"Leave me the fuck alone." >"Fuck."

>>81586 I feed her a burger and end my turn.

>>81588 She's got 3 mouths. Feeding her 1 burger is just going to aggro her.

>>81588 Burgers aren't lewd, so the point stands.

>>81586 Yeah but you can also mere her by whipping your cock out and telling her to bend over.

>>81589 yeah but then i can do a second burg if i can tank the remaining two attacks. then i only have to tank a final attack. then i get like 2/3 turns of free whatever i want while she chew.

>>81591 Maybe so, but she's still gonna be smug about it and act like it was her idea.

how does claustro rank amonst the smugsters?

>>81594 Not smug enough. NO MAMONO IS SMUG ENOUGH

>>81593 >she's still gonna be smug about it and act like it was her idea Jabberwock lolis would be built for rape correction

>>81596 They're incorrigible.

>>81597 Now that's a monster I want to anal, those hips give you the perfect grip to penetrate her anus

>>81507 >after long hours of being her little essence lozenge, she expands her walls back out to give your popping afterglow kisses some reverb

>>81597 Damn female kid :anger:

There's less than 30 posts left, so I'm just going to spam the thread with pictures of Candleja--

Candlegeist is a good girl with an excellent design, I wish we lived in a world of eternal physical darkness in which they were very important instead of eternal metaphysical darkness where there aren't any.

>>81602 What if you where blind? You'd need her for everything.

>>81603 Anon...

>>81601 It would be nicer to fill with monster ass

It's been a minute since I've been in these threads. Good to know things are still going good on one of the sites. I still want a Lilim, Pharoah, Dragon, and Baphomet to dom me. Among others.

>>81605 Can't; boobies are my jam.

This hound is swending strange signals

>>81607 We can have both

>candlegeist reveals the world to blind anon with her voice and her touch instead of her flame no wait, it's kino

ms candlegeist want you to stamp part of her body with your signet ring to make it official

>>81611 she never gets tired of roleplaying "who broke the seal on the letter"

>>81609 She's definitely asking for ass to mouth

>>81601 That's NOT how the meme works. You didn't even say Candlejane so she has no reason to come snatch you u

If you're all getting nabbed by Candlejane, then who is pressing rep

>>81613 For an Anubis I don't think that's different from dogs sniffing each other asses to recognize who they are, except this time is with taste

>>81615 Obviously she is. As a warning to others.

I like the idea of the undead being able to wear their "death mask" like a kind of glamour. It'd make for great jumpscares.

I saw no 'cores in my dream. I'm asking for a refund

>>81545 >>81546 The most dangerous place in MGC: corners.

>>81620 But the cornered rat will bite the cat

>>81621 >Bite kot's neck >Win

>>81622 Good luck reaching it, I guess?

>>81600 💢💢💢

>>81623 Start with a hug, then a pat pat on the butt, a few scratchs on her ears and bam

>>81606 >It's been a minute imagine not refreshing the thread at least every 30 seconds

Druella wears boxer briefs instead of panties. Source? I just know.

Panties are outerwear. True monster underwear is a full brushed cotton onesie with their first initial embroidered on the chest.

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