>>80514 >it's another episode of "no thread for half an hour because nobody was willing to step up" Herbivore thread.

>>80516 I'm trying to avoid sniping threads in case someone currently online has an idea for OP.

Demon

>>80517 Hmm, chubby zombie.

>>80516 Don't look at me, I was running

>>80518 demoon

>>80520 Running from what?

>>80510 Can't argue with that. >>80518 I like her terms. >>80521 That's when a Demon presents you her butt.

>>80522 A future of being overweight, I guess

>>80518 I'd take the L

>>80514 >"Hey I can be a bodyguard too, here watch this-" >"see if you were a bandit you'd be pretty scared right now wouldn't you?"

They are called Dragons because their speeches and monologues tend to DRAG ON.

>>80527 cause she be dragon these titties over my face

>>80528 Scale booba?

>>80527 Not sure if I want to know why dragon riders are called Dragoons

>>80532 Because you oo and aah at them, obviously.

>>80518 deal

>>80532 Dragoons were originally a class of mounted infantry, who used horses for mobility, but dismounted to fight on foot. From the early 17th century onward, dragoons were increasingly also employed as conventional cavalry and trained for combat with swords and firearms from horseback. it makes sense just as much as that swedish king who wanted to make reindeer cavalry or something

I love old ladies.

>>80537 How about an old lady who isn't a fox, elf or dragon

>>80538 is that allowed?

>>80538 I don't see you posting any, nerd!

>>80539 No.

>>80539 An older, grizzled mercenary monster from a more physical race would be my undoing. Some scars. Maybe a few silver hairs. Not as rapey or aggressive as her younger counterparts, but that's because those feelings have tempered. Fuel them, and they will ignite into a passionate inferno. >>80540 i tried

Miss Malef looks in bad mood today, perhaps a little surprise tail molestation will cheer her up. If she didn't want her tail touched she surely wouldn't wave it around in the open like that.

>>80542 As plant girls grow, you have to keep moving them into bigger pots...

>>80545 watching the dragonian seasonal migration of the snapdragons as they soar gracefully across the sky

>>80546 This sounds a little odd but then again, dandelion fluff can fly so why not snapdragons?

>>80546 The only thing i associate with "snapdragon" are the chips, so i can only imagine automatons randomly growing wings and migrating to colder, drier climates.

>>80548 It's not a migration, it's a relocaiton of their data center

>>80548 Snapdragons are these cool flowers that you can pinch to look like a pair of jaws opening. They’re neat!

>>80542 >the pharaoh seems a little rough around the edges for royalty, and she doesn't like to talk about the past >her vizier simply tells you that her original rise to power was not entirely peaceful, and advises you not to press the matter

>>80551 >It all started with a wet T-shirt contest that went wrong…

>>80552 What could have possibly gone wrong? Did they run out of water?

>>80544 I'm certain that it would work

>>80553 Miss Apophis was there. Old rivalries flared up. Things got out of hand. War. Fire. All that kind of thing.

>>80554 anon is pretty easy to cheer up too, with only a simple blowjob sufficing

>>80556 Monsters would get pretty happy if you worshipped them too. Except banshees, of course. They'd find a way to be sad.

>>80518 I like the purple tats, and I love the purple tits

https://imgbox.com/g/8f5yVoXG7S Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 46. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/L82wlRdA Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>80559 Oh hey, clussy. Big honkahonks.

>>80559 Wow, sex

<"Foolish human, submit to my majesty and-" >"Wow that cosplay is amazing, how did you make it look so realistic?" <"What? No, it's not cosplay. Here, feel my horns, and my wings, and my tail. See, it's all real." >"Okay okay, you're a real dragon but, like, a minute ago you were telling me to submit to you and now you're telling me to grope all of your... dragon bits?" <"Yes! That's part of submitting to my majesty you... stupid human!"

>>80559 >that Pyrow gif >chesho going full retard with lust, no more smugness or trickery Good stuff

>>80538 A wight?

>>80551 <We wuz kangs n shiet...

>>80565 The only remotely old looking Wight I'm aware of is this set.

>>80568 And that's not old enough for you?

>>80569 Could look a little older, yeah. An old Wight doesn't bother pretending she's a hip young girl and embraces being an elegant lady with many years behind her.

>>80559 If that gif was anal sex it would be perfect

>>80571 anal sex is kinda cringe desu, what's the point of putting it in if you're not going to even try making a kid?

>>80572 Having fun.

>>80568 No. There is another…

>>80572 >lust >pleasure >conquering her entire body >weakness to anal is common so it gives you an edge at dominating and outfucking monsters

>>80579 How do they know I am weak to anal?

>>80580 Because you just admitted it.

>>80579 >conquering her entire body The real conquest is (You) planting your seed in her womb and making her carry your offspring for almost a year. Especially in later trimesters, every step she makes will remind her that you have conquered her in every meaning of the word.

>>80581 And yet my bussy is unclaimed.

>>80583 We're all waiting for the portals anon.

>>80580 >>80583 You aren't funny

>>80585 There’s gotta be SOME monster girl who appreciates my faggotry.

>>80572 Monsters are the strongest when they are pregnant, but they are the cutest when they are getting anally dominated

>m/twosentencerape >"This houndproof bunker has no way in" anon said, locking the door >""Or out" the 7ft hellhound hidden behind the houseplant added

>>80589 >"What a nice day," Said Anon >Little did he know the creature was tunneling below him

>>80587 Honestly, she’s pretty cute. I’d be ass up for it, IYKWIM.

>>80590 >Finally, anon and his assistant, Dr Man, found a way to escape the wurms >"Surprise." Dr Man took off her glasses to reveal she was a wurm

>>80593 >"Doctor Wo Man is a wurm? How did I not notice?!" Anon cried, raising his fist to the heavens as the great betrayal was enacted. >He would not escape that day and would later find himself in the wurm den, feasting on post coital dino nuggies and smiley fries.

>Two sentece rape >All of them are 3 or 4 sentences

>>80594 >post coital dino nuggies and smiley fries anon or wurm's idea?

>>80588 Someone needs to tell those dragonia immigrants that a piece of loincloth at the front and tail at the back is not acceptable clothing to wear in public

>>80595 >Anon thought he was safe with his minor spelling error >And then the hakutaku home invader invaded his home

>>80596 Wurmy was told a post sex meal helps him recover. Thus she had to show off her cooking skills. She even knows how to work an air fryer!

>>80589 >Anon thought he was perfectly safe inside the four walls of his home. >Until he noticed the scratching sounds from inside them.

>>80599 she's a keeper. cherish her. good wurm.

>>80589 >Anon makes a terrible dad joke online >Telefugged by Chesho

>>80601 A master of romance, few can compete with a wurm that air fried her nuggies. >A distant cupid is screeching at the simplicity of the scheme >"There wasn't romance, she just kidnapped a man and air fried chicken!" >"Everything he knew of her was a lie! A fabrication! There wasn't even subtlety, her name was WOMAN!" >And yet most infuriating of all, it WORKED

>>80603 >Anon shrugs >"I just like how honest wurm is." >"SHE LITERALLY DISGUISED HERSELF" >"yeah but she also revealed herself so it balances out. swings and wurmabouts, you know."

>>80604 >"Thats just how the wurm turns." >Wurmy just turns to look at Anon, asking "What?" through a freshly air fried curly fry >Cupid-san is doing to best to not start screaming.

>>80605 Obviously Cupid-san is hangry. Wurm should offer her a mozzarella stick.

>>80514 I love corpses

>>80588 When the monster gets pregnant it's time to use the other hole

>>80606 Wurmy has mozzarella sticks? Goddamn. Anon never stood a chance.

>>80582 >The real conquest That's taking a smug fat-assed loli Hellhound's anal virginity from behind Imagine for a moment you've already had a first round of having sex with her pussy and that just left her winded and smug, so you went for the ass too. You started by toying with her using your fingers until she loosened up, bent her down on all fours and got into position behind her locking your grip on her hips. But her already tight ass isn't letting you in despite the foreplay, like her body is resisting being dominated and conquered, taunting you to put in more effort "persuading" her. So you loom over her much smaller form caressing her sides and hips and grabbing at her round charcoal backside. You assail her with dirty talk about dominating her and riposte her msgk taunts with more promises to breed her senseless. You push and prod against her defiant hole, and feel she's giving in little by little. And inevitably, her body relents and lets you enter inch by inch, replacing the last of her smug bratty comments with heavy panting and lewd moans. She tries to hold back but just a few minutes of slow, ass-stretching, stomach-bulging thrusts later she has an expression of zoned out bliss on her face, and both her body and spirit are ready to completely surrender to pleasure and ride out you mating with her asshole. You proceed to do just that until you're spent and she's senseless as promised, and a while later you're basking in the afterglow of your conquest with said conquest under your arm smitten with your prowness at being lewd. The Lolihound is tamed (for a while)

>>80587 Tentacle-chan is cute. I'd hug her.

>>80611 I bet she gives really good hugs. Krakens stay mad!

>>80551 By hook or by crook And every pharaoh is the crook and flail

>>80590 >>80593 >>80594

>>80615 It is a little known fact that every wurm carries a smoke bomb on her at all times to make a quick escape. No one knows how they have them or why a creature that is a living tank needs one, but every wurm has one regardless.

>>80616 To be fair, real (tracked metallic) tanks also enjoy a good smokescreen. We should just hope they stop there and don't manage to get their hands on any cannons.

>>80518 for me it's big hips in even bigger hip armor

>>80554 exposed thigh is important for hip-check mastery they can still do it with armor on but it doesn't get as many buffs and bonuses

>>80620 >>80619 i have failed to reply correctly once again

>>80620 I like monsters with exposed everything

I like a monster who wears her heart on her sleeve and her butt on her skirt.

>>80600 Horniest stories, try not to get erect >boy I sure am glads to be alone in bedrooms at midnight said anon <you are not alones in bedrooms at midnight whispered the bogie in the closet

>>80520 You can't run from your would-be rapist forever! Just surrender and she might be gentle because if you keep running it's only gonna get her more excited when she catches you (and she will)

>>80615 From the dust of the Earth are Wyrms spawned the trush of this can be easily ascertained where so ever they may be found dust is mightily kicked up from the ground

>>80626 cute poem anon, i'm sure she'll love it once you explain that you're not calling her dusty

>>80627 If she's dusty, I'll brush her clean.

>>80628 >Is that a toothbrush? I already brushed! Hey, my teeth aren't down there? What a-ooh. Oo. Ooooohhh. >wurm wiggle

>>80564 Yeah, that chesh pic is extremely hot

>>80629 A car wash might also work but she'll have to wear goggles.

>>80631 WurmWash™ (Free Husband for single Wurms)

>>80632 For me, it's lewd Cancers washing people's cars all erotic-like, then not being sure how to handle the guy who shows up riding on a Wurm's shoulders, eventually give her a soapy full-body massage and slap a Wunderbaum necklace on her

>>80632 >nervous lamia with a felt horn headband get in line

>>80542 >pick up some tricks from your merc and learn her camping habits >end up with a little more time to waste around the campfire after helping her out, and talk to her when she's finally not doing anything >the deeper your conversations, the less she says >but the closer she becomes around you in general >lending hands, holding off meals until you're hungry too, walking by your side when she'd normally be far ahead or behind >gets fiercely defensive in towns, can feel her bristle when anyone around you acts the slightest out of order, often speaks for you >suddenly a lot more economical about how many beds you rent >one day catches you looking while she's washing her clothes >stares >continues like nothing, only hiding her face more while she stretches high and bends low >you have a lot more scars to ask about now

I feel lost, scared, and houndless.

>>80639 you can have a small kobold, as a treat

Houndwife gets excited and tailwaggy whenever she gets to hold someone else's baby/look after their kid, because she is dying to have pups of her own.

>>80641 >how it started <WOOF, PREPARE YOUR PELVIS, CHEWTOY >how it's going <master fucked another puppy into me :)

>I don't want to set the world on fire >I just want to start a flame in your heart >In my heart I have but one desire >And that one is you, no other will do >I've lost all ambition >All worldly claim >I just want to be the one you love >And with your admission, that you'd feel the same >I'll have reached the goal that I'm dreaming, oh, believe me

If fairy tales taught me something is that wolves are good at blowing.

Isn't werewolf 89 supposed to be a wererabbit?

This one's definitely a march hare(werewolf107).

>>80645 >>80646 Also Werecat24 is named correctly but shows up in Werebat gallery for some reason.

>>80642 You're still not her master and its her child, by some backwards logic

If you have the goodest Kobold and the baddest hellhound on the same household, who would corrupt who first? Or would they osmosis in the middle?

>>80648 I sprayed my genes all over her baby room, now she can barely even move for several weeks at least and starts lactating uncontrollably from my slightest touch. Pretty sure I am in charge here.

>>80649 Total roleswap would be a funny outcome.

>>80650 >Pretty sure I am in charge here. But you are doing exactly what she wants you to do, so who really is in charge here, hmm.

>>80652 Would be funny to knock up a dumbfuck feral Hellhound that doesn't know what pregnancy is and panics that she's getting fatter and weaker

>>80653 Would be even funnier if you took her home, married, and had numerous heckpups haha trust me would be comedy gold if you had a big happy family haha

>>80653 You're going to be hard pressed to find one like that. Hellhounds know about pregnancy by instinct.

>>80653 All because she kissed Anon.

I don't care about domhound or subhound, I just want a nicehound

>>80657 What about smolhound?

>>80657 Hellhound-nee will protect your smile!

>>80658 Heckpups? Yes, we'll have lots of those. Shortstackhounds? Sure, I'll give her lots of love. >>80659 She can't see me smile when she's pressing me so tightly into her chest fluff...

>>80660 I mean minihounds, like a Hellhound miniaturized. A tenth of the size, but all the aggression.

>>80662 >hellhuahua What a terrifying idea

>>80662 >Pick her up by the scruff with two fingers >*WOOF WOOF GROWL GROWL BARK BARK* >*Flails helplessly in mid air as she attempts to swing towards your face and somethingsomething she's not thought that far ahead*

Can't spell feel without eel, savvy?

>>80645 >>80646 We've had a wolf in sheep's clothing, and now we have...

>>80666 Depression?

>>80668 Yeah, the Great Depression in the monster world. Wolves unable to buy sheep's clothing and forced to settle for rabbit costumes.

>>80642 hot But you have to watch out for when the switch flips afterwards. All that rape doesn't just go away. It's been waiting. Also it's 50/50 on whether your daughters give you any peace.

It's a dog rape anon world out there.

Seek shelter in the gryphon roosts. Dogs can't look up. The gryphon is the most welcoming and helpful harpy, and also the biggest and strongest.

>>80671 >Dogs can't look up. You're thinking of pigs. Dogs have a lot more range of movement on their necks.

>>80672 This guy turned up missing.

There ain't no rule that says a hellhound can't operate a pogo stick to bounce the elevated anon

>a porc couldn't find you in a tree they're not that dumb, moron

>>80672 >one can hide in the rafters during a p'orc raid

>>80643 drop the act, ms malef i wanted to set the world on fire, with you

You'd be surprised how much time the MGC Fire Department has to waste rescuing anons who have been chased up a tree.

>>80678 I thought those just got snatched up by the local birds and winged insects

>>80678 Cuddling with Fire Chief Wan...

>>80680 >wet dog smell

>>80681 she smells of smoke, oil, sweat/musk and cinnamon

>"Pick up" a Medusa into a princess carry >Most of her body is still on the ground >You could never actually force her to go anywhere, at least not without a forklift >She protests but her body still happily slithers behind wherever you go and her arms are tight around your neck >>80665 I eel it, cap'n!

>>80680 >fire chief hellhound, mgc: stops the fires >fire chief hellhound, hell: starts the fires >both cover you in soot, sweat, pussy juice and slobber at the end of the day curled around you and snoring

>>80684 What happens if you have two hound wives? Do they agree to share, or are they constantly vying for dominance?

>>80658 Lolihound is peak Hellhound form. Tomboyish and competitive but also slutty brat, what a combination.

>>80675 She could find me balls deep in her ass

>>80688 and she could ask you "well, how did I get here?"

>>80688 I don't think P'orcs mind that at all

>>80690 I'm gonna do the tail trick

>>80691 Pulling it straight, you mean?

>I haven't been on the MGE threads in years >They're still exactly the same as they were back then (this is a good thing) >Looking back in the catalogue, some writefags from fucking years ago are back too Who rang the bell of awakening? Also did KC ever release his game? I'll need to catch up on the new girls.

>>80693 >Also did KC ever release his game? Still working on it, apparently.

>>80693 the 4chan hack turned out to be a blessing in disguise

>>80692 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTXEnE37FyM >>80693 Greetings, undead warrior. >Also did KC ever release his game? If it's not being actively discussed, assume it's still in the limbo.

>>80695 It was like cutting off a gangrenous limb or a part of it, when you think about it.

>>80693 >Looking back in the catalogue, some writefags from fucking years ago are back too >Who rang the bell of awakening? You aren't the first one to come back, and until now i haven't heard any specific reason from any of the others returning, so i'm guessing it's just people always came back every once in a while to check but never found a reason to stay again because of the state the thread was in.

>>80695 Yeah, I moved on to other sites and bookmarked this one at the time. I just suddenly felt the urge to check out the old MGE places and it's nice to see it's all still going (and seemingly going well too) Also have some old greentexts from 2014 (Jesus Christ how has it been this long?)

>Monster girl threads are in danger of growing stale >I'm taking thread making to strange new places >Number Rape >*Kyaa* >Number Rape >*Kyaa* >Number Rape >*Kyaa*

>>80700 >I SWEAR TO HATHOR Oh wow, I remember Hathor.

>>80690 Ass to mouth the pigs, so they can taste each other's asses indirectly

>>80702 Ancient thread lore?

>>80701 Ma'am this is a barbershop quartet

>>80704 Indeed. The fertile brown moother of us all... we also joked about Alpollo once or twice lol

>>80702 I think that Desert Kingdom deities are neat

>>80706 >Alpollo To me that just sounds like an italian mobster version of a cockatrice.

>>80708 It was an Alp sun god but I see where you're coming from

>>80706 Apollo is worshiped by Soldier Beetles.

>>80695 Yeah but I'm bit scared about never getting new blood. Capy is well hidden and a bit abrasive sometimes

>>80709 I suppose it would be Al Pollone.

>>80704 Is that a cow?

>>80711 >a bit abrasive sometimes So was 4chan. I remember what a shitshow those threads could be.

>>80703 I will train them in such a way that they can tell who was I with before them just by the taste of my dick

>>80713 Yes, she's Hathor's priestess. >>80711 Dunno what to do about visibility. Old /mgt/ had the sweet spot of being on a relatively popular site, but not front and center. Abrasiveness isn't really a big deal like >>80714 says; I'd say here is a little softer because back then it was a necessity. I occasionally check on warosu what remains on /jp/ and it's telling when one of the shitposters tries to spin this place being less shitstorm prone as a "Reddit hugbox".

>>80716 >Dunno what to do about visibility. Word of mouth, i suppose. These types of small communities have become very insular, most people just frequent the same sites and talk about their hobbies there. I think a couple anons discovered it with some of the writers mentioning it during the contest. Ultimately, it's nothing to panic about. If anything we've been gaining people, albeit at a slow pace.

>>80717 someone from reddit of all places popped in a bit ago, so there's at least some faint awareness

>>80718 Yeah, from monstercaps IIRC. It's the same place one of our newer writers is also from, don't quite remember which one.

>>80719 >Monstergirlcaps >As in the hats that monster girls wear (courtesy of one very mad hatter) >As in the lies that zoomer monsters tell (ong) >As in that large iceberg inhabited by sexy selkies dead ahead for the Order Galleon 'Unrapeable' >As in we should put an upper bound on the number of monster girls allowed through the portals (voted out of office) >As in that one autistic monster who collects bottle caps with pictures of monster girls on them

>>80707 Desert kingdom girls are the best

>>80720 Monstergirls as in Monstergirl Captions, images with text added on top of it narrating a story.

>>80722 that's the spirit

>>80723 No, this is.

>>80722 We used to call them demotivational posters back in my day, you whippersnappers don't remember

>>80725 >demotivational posters Oh we had a few of those on the 4chan thread

>>80726 Very demotivating yes

>>80725 That's something else, actually. Demotivational posts are snappy and memey, captions are longer and sually more serious. >>80727 Start makin' 'em.

>>80727 please take the little fox in, she's cold

>>80730 please stop feeding the wild animals

>Anon hanging from a wire >Below him, a large cheshire levitates with her hoodie/sweater outstretched, ready to clothing entrap him when he falls >...or maybe a giant cheshire with her cleavage ready to catch him >"Hang in there!" reads the caption

>exploring high-tech ancient ruins >come to a large control room overlooking some kind of reactor >without hesitation, the elf ranger walks up to one of the control panels and starts flicking switches "What are you doing?" <"Just trying the startup sequence. I'll be surprised if it still works but it was a standard design so-" >the facility begins powering up <"oh hey it does still work." "When did you learn to do that?" <"Back when we still thought technology could stop the monsters. I helped design it."

>>80733 She's like uncle Ted, abandoning industrial society to eat self-grown potatoes and occasionally commit domestic terrorism

>>80734 "Domestic terrorism" implies the existence of undomesticated terrorism.

>>80735 Undomesticated terrorism is when Werewolves bully Kobolds

>>80736 This is where i draw the line. I'm hosing those uncivilized mutts down.

>werewolf but it's one of the 7 phases that isn't a full moon lol. lmao. haha. bruh. are you even trying. wow. omg. dumb dog. get tummyrubbed.

>Be Anon >Walking in a Park >High P'orc Face Down Ass up showing her perfectly tight anus ready to be raped >She seems to be sleeping and no one else is around >Decide to rape her because why the fuck not >Dick pressed against her anus, she shivers but doesn't wake up >Force it in because she's super tight *Shlick!* >The sensation is incredible <"NOW!!! " >Sudden Yell startled you >A bunch of P'orcs come out of the bushes and prevent you from pulling out >Goddamn its one of those Reverse Rape Husband Traps >They push you deeper into her, then all the way in <"Did you really think our Master would be so vulnerable? Kukuku... " <"Just accept it, you belong to her now. " >Other Porcs pull out their phones and record you balls deep in their High Porc >Decide to give in and ravage her ass >Have an explosive ejaculation and are exhausted >High Porc absorbs all of your seed quickly as she glows pink for a moment <"Thanks for the delicious semen, Husband. Now, we're off to our lair... You're going to love it...our Wedding is in 2 days Darling, so rest up because you're going to anally rape me again in front of my entire family!" >Wedding Comes <Dark Priest: "i now pronounce you Husband and Wife, You may Rape your Husband!" >Youre Getting Raped in front of a bunch of Hags and Lolis and can't escape >Constantly Ejaculating in your wife's ass as she feasts on your semen No Regrets

back again with the lastest batch of splices

>>80742 Latenight really went sicko mode on the last weeks.

>>80742 and some classic stuff found by anon in the other thread I'll update my archive tomorrow my IP range is currently blocked on 4chan so if anyone wants to post these on the old thread feel free to

>>80743 At least it's a different case from usual for Dr. Unicorn.

>>80746 Dr Unicorn should have a stress relief boy she can access on breaks.

>>80747 9/10 doctors agree with this assessment.

>>80748 What does the tenth doctor day?

>>80749 "Neigh."

Put 10 hoss in a room and they'll never reach consensus on anything

>>80751 >Put 10 hoss in a room Gotta get them all into the room before they can argue. I'm reminded of those game where you have to shuffle blocks to let one move out.

>>80752 Nothing a little pixie dust can't solve.

>>80752 I recommend finding 10 hoss and building a barn around them, rather than putting 10 hoss into an existing building.

>>80753 >Core to anon when he says he's not as scared of her as he used to be

>>80755 What if there was something like a fear toxin, that makes you deathly scared of whoever uses it? Would be pretty nice for roleplays where you've already grown accustomed or even gotten stronger than your wife, but you want to relive the days back when you thought she was actually going to eat you.

>>80756 Some manticores would be all over that.

>>80757 What monstergirl would produce it?

>>80759 Scarecrow monster

>>80760 Crows aren’t scary though. They’re cute! And cool!

>>80760 Are there any legends about scarecrows to base the monster in, aside from being a batman villain reference?

>>80756 The flayer and phantom unions will sue.

>>80756 >Afraid? >Good. >You should be. >It's natural. And yet, synthetic. >Fear is all in the mind. Is that natural? Ordained? Were you always meant to fear me? >Now, to administer the first baa-tch of venom I forgot the sheep

Hebi has invited you to their party >accept <accept

>>80766 >One of the vials gets dropped and she gets exposed to it. >Now both are scared of each other There is also comedic oportunity.

>>80768 I have a legitimate reason to be afraid of sheep. She’s just got the venom talking.

>>80769 Why are you afraid of sheep? Did they eat your lawn too much?

>>80770 She pulled wool over my eyes.

Would you sex up a sexy mamono? Sexually?

>Doctor Octopus Gremlin >Only its robotic hentai tentacles

>>80772 okay, who told the imps about this place?

>>80772 No you pervert, what kind of men do you take us for?

Maybe the real tezcatlipoca was her fat mocha jaguar ass, shining with sweat and passion fruit lotion. From where you lay, an orange halo glimmers around her cheeks, formed by her divine ass eclipsing the setting lake sun. Curvy shadows are cast long over its breadth by her lazy tail swirls. Her bare loin cloth is carelessly drawn to the side and, if you were to lean just a bit forward, you could see her sun kissed nethers and oiled hole. It’s a sort of casual, glimpsing nudity she could correct, but she is so heat drunk she simply can’t muster the will to. But you do not dare. You sit captivated of her beauty. No sight could be more divine than natural beauty, and no creature is more natural - more confident and content in her existence - than a cat lazing in the sun, afforded every luxury she could ever want from you, her fawning husband. …Maybe just a peek.

>>80773 I need me one of those. The hentai robot tentacle extra limbs.

>>80773 >Doctor Blight Gremlin contaminating the environment with aphrodisiac hentai pollution

>>80773 ...Were they ever not robotic hentai tentacles?

>>80779 In the profile they are more gadgety.

I want a Grem who will pour hours and days into a device built specifically to cater to my kink.

>>80781 >Miss Grem finally creates a device to lay exotic floor tiles in crazy patterns >Anon’s cooms are many and furious

>>80780 grems do have a way of causing technological backfire

>>80783 Ironically this means the intelligent scientist and engineer anons are at an immense disadvantage, because Grem may cause a technological misfire and anons rape gun will leap from his hands and make him its target.

>>80784 damn, i thought the timestophypnorape gun would've done the trick this time back to the drawing board

>>80785 The drawing board is also malfunctioning, and is full of sexy grem pin ups

>>80787 what a disaster

>>80784 just throw a rock at her

>>80787 It's functioning exactly as intended. If I reach for my thinking cap and it's not still a fat pair of grem titties we're going to have a problem.

>>80773 I really liked the idea of this so I tried making it in Koikatsu. I wish i could draw sometimes.

>>80791 That's pretty nice honestly. We have plenty of 2d artists already. 3d stuff is rare here.

>>80774 Oh, man, I wish. Just imagine chilling online with some imps! I hope they like puns about their species. Because I’m gonna make them. I think they’re IMPressive.

slimes

>>80593 give this the bollywood 36 different cuts with windows movie maker effects and shwing.mp3

I hope everyone had a happy succubus day

>>80742 Haha, my Wendigo abuse image request made it in!

>>80790 >Green makes you think fast, red is for bigger boobs, and blue tastes like raspberry.

>>80800 >no succ to wrap her succ tail across my waist as we walk hand in hand One succuday, eventually.

>>80805 Well, we got another year till the next one

>>80756 >level drain + memory censer + fear toxin + age down The horror. Sounds like something a dark beast would get addicted to. But the aftercare alone would be worth it.

Lich

>>80808 >Lich Rich bitch. No seriously she set up a venture a thousand years ago out of idle curiosity, forgot about it and it's gained compounded interest.

sorry anon, but your getting the BPD jub

>>80811 Joke’s on you—I’m deeply attracted to Borderline Personality Traits!

>>80811 It's ok, i'm sure the Cupid therapist can help her out.

>>80811 >an avoidant with a cluster B A match made in hell. We will be a nightmare.

>>80814 Those are all buzzwords made up by the Chief God for you to fuck less jubs.

>Buzzwords BEE! WASP!

>>80817 Abaddon.

>>80817 Give me your angriest wasp. A buzzing bundle of fury with zero patience.

>>80819 You gonna hit her with a newspaper, Anon?

>>80808 >Lich trying to read ancient scripts, but her big tits are getting in the way (caused by husband slipping concentrated holst milk in to her coffee every day)

>>80819 You can't handle my angriest wasps, traveler. They are too strong for you.

>>80821 Ok, hear me out, what if she just lifts the book to eye level.

>>80823 No, being milked for 4 hours is more pleas... Time worthy

>>80820 Yes. I hope it only makes her ANGRIER.

>>80825 Godspeed, Anon!

oh no i hope the mean wasp girls don't make me lick their abs clean of sweat haha id hate that.

Lack of monsterussy leads to tsunderism.

>>80808 Large kuudere assets

>>80828 I’m not tsundere! I really hate spiders! And their many legs and ways to hug me!

A wasp could move into your house and you would have no way of knowing. For about 4 seconds. Then she’d do something loud and annoying and rapey.

>>80808 >has absolutely no reaction to you poking them >no "eep!"s or gasps or blushing, nothing >grab them >nothing >rub, molest and squeeze them >this time, get a reaction >"Are you quite finished, assistant? I have other important tasks to attend to." >Yep, just minor annoyance What the fuck is the point of big tits if you cant fluster and embarrass your kuudere wife by fondling them

>>80832 When you touch them, it feels warm. I know this, because I learned it from Teh Rei.

>>80819 I have the sudden and powerful urge to cuddlefuck with a yeti.

>>80832 Oh, you can fluster and embarrass kuutits, you just have to know how to do it.

Why is there smoke coming from your invention, Gremlin?

>>80836 Because Gremgrem gave Ms Automaton synthetic lungs so that she could hit that blunt.

>>80837 Pass the boof, bot.

>>80835 Teach me.

>>80740 Why is the Leanan Sidhe fighting the little Succubus? What's the lore here?

>>80840 The titania approving your application in >>80742 has a succ instead of a fairy

>>80832 kuu milk

>>80808 Undead leche

>>80843 What happens if i pull out the knife?

>>80844 Please don't. She needs it to receive radio signals.

>>80844 It would be extremely painful

>>80844 She swaps from ditz mode to genius mode

>>80845 Master Race Frankenstein Radio Controls?

>>80847 >Heeeey anon! I totally wanna fuck right now, like, I haven't came in hoouurs! Get ov- >you pull out the knife >Ah- Oh, thanks. Anyway anon, I was reading this fascinating article the other day on the chemicals the male human brain releases during lovemaking. The famous Lich neuroscientist Elise Barrowbride believes it would be possible to augment- >You stick the knife back in >Ah- dude, if you wanna stick summin' in me so bad use your fucking COCK! I'm totally drenched right now, like, get your fuckin' pant's off!

>>80844 She starts having withdrawal symptoms

>>80849 >"Come on Anooooon, its so boooooring he-" >Pull out the knife >"re but the solitude has its own appeal. I suppose we could pick up a nice lunch, read some books an-" >Put the knife back in >"-d go behind the shack over there and get it oooooon."

>>80849 >>80851 Knifehead Zombie is now my new favorite Manzai Duo.

>>80847 >>80849 >>80851 I'd only put the knife in during sex.

>>80839 Well, you can't just grope her and experience immediate reaction, after all. You need to be more patient. It might not feel like it at first, but she wants you to continue, otherwise she wouldn't have gone topless showing off her new "success" to you, it's just she has a hard time showing that. So you need to coax her arousal slowly, massage her breasts, tease her nipples, and slowly warm her up. Use your dextrous fingers to make her lactate, and then suckle on them. You'l notince her breathing, and even hear some silent sighs or moans indicating the several orgasms she's currently going through. That's when you suddenly stop. It'll catch her by surprise,and you'll get to see everything from disappointed arousal to angry frustration on her face.

>>80843 Airhead gyaru zombie erotic

>>80851 On demand bimbofication isn't something i thought i needed.

>>80856 Its a niche she can fill. >"Hello Anon, it was a bit of a rough day at work." she sighs, shuffling through the doorway, knight out "I had to correct an accounting mix up, someone ate my lunch, and they decided to move my office out of blue" >She slowly takes out here knife >"So forgive me Anon but I'm quite stressed-" >S H U N K >The knife goes in her head, expression immediately turning more simple >"and need that dick~"

>>80857 That's usually what the jub potions are for, but this is fine too.

>>80860 >"Heh, why spend money on those dome potions when this wo-" >Knife out >"-rks just as well. We can even save the money for a hotel an-" >Knife in >"And fuck all honeymoon!"

>>80856 I never realized that Zombies are the perfect bimbos, they even have the bodies for it bloated just right

>>80862 >>80861 >>80857 >>80856 >>80855 Need affectionate, lovey dovey bimbo zombie gf with big torpedo tits and a bubble butt

Would teach a dumb zombie INT drain.

>>80867 >"Female knight gets brain drained by my newest girl~" >#hot #Dead-rules #Lookingforhubby

>>80867 >This is Je-C with a C. She's our new test subject for today. <Hello, I'm glad to be here. >I've grafted a rune into her aura, so there's no physical interference. You just attune to the aura, then touch the rune like this, and twist it like you were using your oven. It goes in quarters, from normal to... <Wow, I'm getting kind of hot, is it hot in here? >...frisky. To... <AYO WHERE ALL DA LIVE BOYS AT? >...downright animalistic, and finally to... <Cooooock... waaaarm >The "traditional" factory setting. The dial turns both ways. Use responsibly.

>>80869 What happens if i turn up the dial more than 360 degrees?

>>80870 It just goes back to the first setting, duh

>>80872 i too support the jobjobs for jubjubs movement

>Be you, proud husband of the most sane gremlin you ever did see >Enjoying your morning coffee, basking in the glow of yet another day gone by without any explosions >Your wife bursts into the room, aanic look in her eyes >"Omelette du fromage!" she exclaims >Well, it's better than the time she tried to learn German, at least. You thought she was angry at you for hours

>>80700 >succuvirus locking me in my own mind leaving my body in vegetative state man we really need to teach those monstergirls what "boundaries" mean. maybe i want to come back to her every day after a long day of work, and hear her voice in my ear asking if i'd like dinner, bath, or her, and i don't care that dinner is actually just her using the delivery app thru my cyberware. maybe i want to have an assistant in my ear giving me CODEC style calls with useful tips and fun banter to spice up the day. and sometimes see her portrait appear in the corner of my vision, a portrait that blushes when i focus my sight on her for too long and she starts stuttering. maybe i want to save up for an automaton body to upload her into so she can finally join me in realspace, but also have the option of reconnecting to her in the brain-dive vr thing she wanted to trap me in before i taught her that there's so much more out there

>>80874 >Ach, schaisse! Meinem contraptionen kannen nicht meinem arschen essen! Well it was vaguely German-ish anyway

>>80871 I guess it makes sense that Ms Lich would think about overflow.

>>80791 oh cool i dont need to bend down or pick her up whenever i wanna kiss her

Malef was changed by her time in the void, but those ancient humans were foolish to think that she would stay imprisoned there forever.

>>80867 She's showing the production line of Eros zombies

>>80878 This is also true for every dullahan, no matter her size, physical orientation, or your distance from the rest of her body.

what is the latency on dullahans

>>80882 The psionic signals between body and head travel at the speed of light.

>>80883 Nah, not the speed of light. The synapses on either side of the cut are quantum entangled so any change in the state of one happens in the other instantenously regardless of distance.

>>80883 >Be you, spacefarer Anon >Travel a light-years from home with your wife's head >Do terrible, unspeakably romantic things to your wife's throat >Travel home faster than the speed of light using the magic SCIENCE of wurmholes >Relax with your wife >For the next few months her body randomly spasms as it finally feels what you did to her >Sometimes try to remember exactly what you did to her during the lovemaking >Sometimes you plap her throat while she's feeling you plap her throat >You'll take her body instead of her head on your next trip.

>>80811 >anon walks into BPJ room >retinas immediately assaulted by bright pink >magi pink posters plastered all over the walls >merch in piles around the room >bed(nest?) practically buried beneath plushies >ancient ancestral blood wisdom screaming in every vein for him to run

jubs in scrubs

>>80888 she's broken out of the psych ward

>>80879 We can play league together if she wants

>>80767 >hack the mamono mana around her >enter DECLINE >shirohebi crashes and goes into reboot

>>80739 Nice trollpasta, anon, actually had a laugh

>>80892 >reboot >snek You rub her ears and then gently pull on her lolling tongue until it suddenly retracts back into her mouth. Then, you should be prompted to insert anon into coil to initiate start up protocoil.

>>80894 No, I run away. It's a hebi, and she went into reboot, gotta FLEE before she notices mypresence

>>80874 Grem-chan's a cookie!

>>80897 A gremham cracker

Speaking of grem cracks, I'd like to lick hers.

What’s with all these Anons who want to eat ass? That’s just unsanitary.

>>80902 Monster girls don't shit, so it's like secondary pussy. Asspussy, if you will.

>>80902 Could be a vocal few, could be turning into a meme that's not truly meant. I'll take a fat pair of breasts (the ass of the chest) on my face all day though, so I kinda get it.

>>80902 it's not my thing either but i can see why anons would vocalize the indecent and scandalous things they would do with a monster

>>80905 Right between the caudal legs, oomus have a second set of genitals. Just saying.

>>80906 Well then Miss Oomu better get ready to be disappointed TWO WAYS tonight!

>>80905 Someone get my polishing discs, it's time to buff some chitin.

>>80908 I’m now imagining Anon with an electric buffer and a buttload of chitin polish. >2 hours later >Miss Oomukade is so shiny she’s hard to look at. >Also, she is lewdly smug and about to pounce Anon

>>80909 Gonna give her a shell so smooth and slippery you'd think she was an unagi joro. It's going to be unfortunate when she realizes I also polished her feet. I stay single to polish another day!

>>80910 I would let her catch me. Because Oomu.

>>80902 I enjoy cake with my afternoon tea

>>80735 Kikimora ex-assassin maidos are domesticated terrorism.

>>80902 It's pretty gross. Face goes on chest, hands go on ass.

Damn beaners. Looking through the Ocelomeh gallery I noticed beans are often omitted from their hands.

Big kot hands can keep me warm.

>>80917 Big kot as a whole warms especially my heart.

>>80678 >dryad moves her tree to be close to a path men tend to jog on >auctions off the guys who don't check the tree they hide in when they run from other monsters

>>80912 As a guy who really doesn't care much for hatter, if I sniffed her puss and it smelt like damp earl grey tea, I might have to consider.

>>80917 I also want to put my head in her bean 's sandwich but I don't want to be domed by kots. Please explain why I want opposite things at the same time

>>80923 >I don't want to be domed by kots Cats love when their prey tries to run

>>80905 >indecent and scandalous things

>>80925 I wouldn't run but I would fight back, I would even use very cold water

>>80926 As soon as I get see a Cheshire or a Manticore I will try to molest their fluffy ears. I assume the consequences of my actions

>>80923 You can want to be vulnerable in front of your lover and also still have pride as a man.

>>80928 I want to stroke manti's tail until she cums girlcum out of it

>>80710 >be kid >house is by untended woods >parents tell you to not go in the woods >parents also yell at you to go outside so what the fuck >you can still hear them fighting from the backyard anyway >go into the woods >go really far into the woods >you completely do not know where you are >at this point going home isn't even an option because it'll be dark long before you arrive >fey desire to forge onward barely fends off the grip of terror of wtf you're doing and what's going to happen to you >fruit tree >you didn't even know you were hungry >fat juicy red apples bobbing in the breeze >they've only just begun to fall and the ones on the forest floor aren't rotted at all >mid-gorge, you find it's not just the one tree >red gems nestled by the roots reveal a whole apple grove holding the dark wood at bay, golden grass warding tangling vines and thorny creepers >it feels safe so you head further in >the trees get bigger >the apples get bigger >you'd be sure you were shrinking if the roots weren't so rugged and gnarled >climbing over them becomes like climbing boulders >a huge, fat, oily green tail wiggles contentedly from a giant apple >whatever it is has munched itself in headfirst and is too much in an echochamber of its own slurping to hear you >but if there's one... >ahead is a wall of wood >a tree whose top disappears above the dusk mist >you could spend an hour walking around it, or try the hollow under one of its roots >you need shelter >crawl into the hollow >at least it's as warm as it is dark >it keeps going and it still feels open where you are, so you go a little further >the hole doesn't get any smaller, only darker >but when the darkness is at is deepest, your eyes find light >firelight twinkles on the roottips >not a raging fire, but a candle's glow >go further >you notice now the dirt underfoot is hard packed, and the tunnel is not a hole, but a winding arch >around the next bend is the source of the light - and the sound >as though looking from a hilltop into a drained lake, a cavern of worldly depth hollows out the earth, dominated by a great paved highway to a great gate, opened to a city-ziggurat of 5000 steps, towards which a legion of beetles march like a rippling cloth >atop the ziggurat, lighting the world, is an apple hewn from candy-red ruby, containing a star brought to earth >out of your pocket tumbles one of your own >down, down down >bounce bounce bounce >boing! >crack >it splits in half on a rock, and those halves continue on like wheels down to the soldiers >first one stops >then ten stop >then one hundred stop >then a thousand >even the little tiny beetle priest at the tippy top of the ziggurat >you have eaten an apple on a holy day and offended appolo. it's time to leave. >you turn, and the giant spider stalking you flashes her big happy teeth and shuts the way with her butt >spooped >turn back around >the beetles are on the walls >the priest is casting a spell >clear your throat >"Looks I finally made it to the big apple!" >everybody stops >the joke is communicated via antennae and pheromones all the way to the priest >she stops casting her spell >turns around and looks up >laughs >then the army laughs >they keep laughing while grabbing anon and ferrying him on their backs to the priest...

>>80931 >beetle so kuu she stays still long enough for moss and mushrooms to grow on her Well anyway, your jokes are bad and you should feel bad for subverting sacred religious appel traditions with such nonsense.

>>80932 If Apollo didn't want his apples eaten he should've made them golden then.

>>80933 At any rate I'm curious as to how this beetle ziggurat got built, what's the story behind their odd civilization and the uncanny resemblance to Desert Region's pyramids I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

>>80934 Pyramids are just a nice shape to build Big and square and aesthetic You don't need elephant headed aliens telling earth civilizations to build power nodes to fight Yithian geneslavers just to build basic shapes I mean, we have way better methods anyways and they don't even need your help b-baka.

>>80935 This really tekes my li-lis

>>80935 Yithians sure hate guys named Gene.

>>80930 This, I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one who fantasied about it

>>80937 Maybe if he stopped with the Antarctic expeditions that can generously be called robbery they wouldn't need Gene's genes in their jeans

>>80940 meow meow meow 50% meow meow meow 13%

>>80941 50% of kots are the cause of 13% of marriages? That does not make sense.

>>80941 13% of hellhounds make up 50% of shoulder angles? Wow, they must be very good girls.

>>80943 Oh, oh no Not the minor spelling mistake MISS HAKU PLEASE IT WAS THE PHONES FAULT

>>80941 Basado senpai

Total cat squishing

The mainstream media won't tell you this, but hellhounds are involved in 100% of all cuddling incidents in my household.

>>80931 Sounds like (you) have gotten smaller instead. The tree is just a normal apple tree, but the people are super tiny.

I heard that black kots can protect you from eldritch horrors. Where can you get or buy one?

>>80926 They can have their holes creampied in public but rubbing their ears is too much for some reason

>>80951 Kot store

>>80953 I couldn't leave said store without a dozen of kots

>>80954 maybe a clerk or two too

>>80954 >Anon heads to Kot Store >Buys a dozen kots >Now has to please 12 kot wives Sounds dangerous.

>>80955 They said that dragon, especially malef, are the cats of cold blood so it checks out >>80956 It's a danger I'm willing to embrace

>>80957 >Anon embraces 12 kotwives >12 angry kots in an angry kot cuddle pile >No eldritch horrors though

I can’t resist the desire to pet a cat. I don’t care how dangerous she is. I want to pet her.

>Incompetent cat henchwoman >Thinks of herself as the organization's femme fatale, a dangerous woman who can leave a trail of destruction and longing men in her wake >She's actually an incompetent fuck >Has only ever been wanted by the police for parking violations and the one time she suffered a wardrobe malfunction on public >She begged the officer arresting her for the sudden nudity to charge her with something cool instead This has been my waifu for the last six years and I never get tired of her retarded bullshit

>>80961 >hire a werecat henchwoman to do your bidding <she's an orange tabby And nothing of value was ever accomplished again

>>80959 real man but be carefull they want to do the same

>>80962 >Top ten ways to disarm a villain.

Long live the long necked. Why isn't this a girl already, KC?

>>80966 A good question, he seems to be struggling with new ideas but has barely touched Japanese folklore.

I forgot how cute Kanojo wa Rokurokubi actually was. Highly recommend the manga for any one who wasn't around when it came out.

>>80967 What's the last yokai KC did, anyway? I keep thinking kamaitachi but I'm probably wrong.

whoops forgot to splice this one

>>80969 The last Zipangu monster released is Tsurara-onna way way back in 2018. Kamaitachi is the second newest, so you weren't far off.

>>80972 In the present day she'd probably have better luck not pretending to be human. She'd only have to pretend to be human to pick up normalfags.

>>80971 >Tsurara She's a real good one, the monsters that hit that right balance of elegant and sexual like her, Demons and Wights are the best.

>>80972 That manga's been my go-to supply of mofu media ever since Katabami-san ended.

>>80966 Her and Dullahans are the best monster to perform ass to mouth

Do bogies have days off? Cuddle at home day with not zany at all bogie.

>>80963 >Chesho keeps ending up in the hospital for petting the lions and tigers at the zoo. >incredibly popular YouTube channel run by her husband shows off her exploits

>>80961 Based, extremely based

The hook stays on during sex.

>>80978 Let her cook, the youtuber carrer is rising

>>80950 >attempt to remove the tiny bee girls from your shed after watching a few videos >you don't hate them but you do need the shed back >unfortunately, it turns out the bees have actual battlemages with shrinking magic while you have a cheap smoke blower you bought online

>>80982 But all the bee videos I see involve either getting the bees high on gasolime fumes before taking offensive action or some dude with zero protective gear moving happy little bees to a happy little home.

>>80982 Should have asked politely or just hired a grizzly

It's been quite the wait, but the delivery is finally here. Anonbgreening and Penywise, your comms have arrived. If i remember correctly, only Spinaceous and FarHills are missing for the sketch, as well as Dogface and Magus for the full comm, as i don't see any comment on their stories(unless i missed it).

>>80992 Broompooling, what an idea! All that, and fries too!

>>80992 Hey, contest-anon, I got my comm from yerb directly a week or so back. It was the pirate horc. >>80980 (You)

>>80994 AND NONE OF YOU SAID ANYTHING?? I'M SUPPOSED TO PAY HIM, Y'KNOW? WHAT THE FUCK WAS YERB THINKING.

>>80996 You owe interest now?

uh oh, melty

>>80992 Kiki Delivery Service

>>80998 Shoggy's cooking does melt in your mouth.

>>80981 Well, obviously if your Waifshire wants to be a YouTuber you gotta support her 100%. It's just, man, you know how some cats don't have good reflexes, and it makes them cute? Well, sometimes it makes them need Dr. Unicorn.

Raiju and the Van de Graaff generator.

>>81002 Raiju is already a Van der Graaf generator.

>>81003 she's part of a progrock band?

>>81004 There's no way to be sure.

>>81005 not to muscle in on thunder bird's niche but sexy raiju musician.

>>81006 How about sexy raiju sandwich maker?

Ooooooooh! Or a sexy raiju FUDGE maker? I want a sandwich, but I want fudge even more.

>>81006 Raiju+Thunderbird junior idol duo

what a productive girl. perhaps i was too hasty to call her a failure zappy coomwoosel.

>>80982 >call for hornet squad >they arrive in IIIA armor sets with tommyguns, shoot the bees and yuri rape them cause they can >there's a problem, though >now you have a squad of horny hornets occupying your shed and they aren't small thanks to the enlarging magic

>>81013 What about that is the problem?

>>80983 >Yip fluffsnek waifu >annoyed that single Wasp slutts keep hanging around her Anon >goes out to Anon's hobby workshed holding an open coke can of 95ULP >Waspys sniff the fumes, all get high and collapse >Bunyip waifu throws them on a cart heading out of town >cracks a satisfied cold beer Works every time

>>81013 >shoot the bees out of the tommy guns? are they bee tommy guns or do the bees just deliver tommy guns filled with bees?

>>81019 No, you shoot the breeze with the bees. Maybe show them your selection of teas. Ask them for some honey, please. While you do that I will seduce the hornets with my MATING CALL I'm allergic to hornet stings!

>>80992 Thanks ContestAnon and Yerb. I didn't specify tits out on the DarkMage maid-freighter but it works fine. > Ki(n)ki Deliver Service

>>81020 >I'm allergic to hornet stings THE PAAAAAAAIN

>>81022 I'm not, really, but I assume it'll get me some horny hornets!

>>80992 Gad damn that is a fine wyvern. Thanks!

>>81023 >hornets sting correcting your allergies away or maybe you're too high on hornet acupuncture to suffer the symptoms

>>81025 Or, hear me out. Sex. Sex with hornets.

>>81018 >Bunyip gets a coke can full of 95ULP to the shed >sniffs it herself and passes out on the shed floor while the bug girls surround her and debate if they should call 9-1-1 or not

>>80518 God fucking damn it, she'd be hot. Too bad she's a fucking demon, I'm not signing her fucking contract

>>80739 I just randomly scrolled and found this fucking post, fucking hell pig fuckers what the fuck

>>81030 I know, it's terrible. All sex should be missionary position with the lights out and only for procreation. I am not an echidna.

>>81031 >echidna >sex only for procreation Maaaan, you're so off the goddamn charts