People look at this creature and think "oh no, I think she would do unmentionable things to my anus." No one ever stops to think what a thousand writhing tentacles might feel like on your tongue or carressing your lips, turning you into a kiss slut so needy oomukade would blush when looking at you. All the focus is on protecting the wrong hole.

>>82523 >All the focus is on protecting the wrong hole. Just as planned.

>>82521 mad science has use of funding

>>82525 For a second I thought the moon was her massive titties.

>>82525 I want to lick her delicious flat chest

>>82527 to think lizards might wander the streets careless to the dangers of the lizard licker

>>82526 Dream big, Anon. Dream big.

Danuki saw your Linkedin account and trying to seduce you through business jargon

>>82530 I'm pretty sure my curriculum got filtered by their algorithm

>>82530 Auntie why do you do that online when you also do that at home?

OL Danuki is my favorite flavor of Danuki.

Childhood friend (bully) danuki is mine

>>82530 Joke's on her, I haven't checked my LinkedIn account in 15 years.

>>82535 >Chesh Corp purchases LinkedIn >Replaces every single damn thing about it with Legend of Zelda references >Makes Fugtrup the CEO Mission Accomplished

findom but wholesome

LARGE DANUKI BOOBS

HOWEVER

>>82539 Boobs and Ass! It's got something for everyone!

>>82537 Basically she has complete financial control in the relationship, but she likes buying you things and pampering you.

>>82538 Imagine the sloshing when she walks

>>82541 Yeah, and even when you are 'tributing' her money, she's just going to put it in the joint bank account or spend it on something you'd both want.

>>82540 it has wide appeal

>>82538 A very compelling argument

>>82543 I also imagine her tail being floofy and bouncy.

>>82540 The dangerous truth is that there are times where large ass and flat tits is hotter than large ass and large tits.

>>82546 Of what, I can't read ching chong

>>82538 Perfectly aged eye candy

Topless and no shame at all, that right was given to her since 3000 years ago

She was only 160, you sick fuck!

That's a of trash dogfox

>>82554 Treasure dogfox!

>>82554 i thought it was a trash panda

>>82553 years or centuries?

>>82555 >you're travelling with the endless caravan >bound and sold as a slave >move closer to me >I can take you anywhere >share a vision with me >I can make you anyone >I think you're ready to see >THE GATES OF BABYLON This is how I imagine it is with desert nuki

>>82554 >>82556 >trash Or someone else's treasure

A nuki would not sit her ass on my face

>>82557 Elves are incapable of thinking on time scales shorter than decades. That's why you need to be very specific about length when an elf tries to edge you.

>>82558 she will sell you trash tier low quality copper you should go with the desert jackal woman or the desert foxgirl your life would be hard but free

>>82559 is that a wanted poster or a broke nuki seling herself to us?

>>82564 >Have you seen this coon? >Well now you have! >That'll be 3000 yen

>>82565 jewcoon will not steal my coin nuh uh! all my coin goes to the ryu/shirohebi temple for good weather!

>>82559 My treasure

>>82533 >later at home

Now this is a proper Friday thread

>>82569 Dude it's Saturday...

>>82569 >>82570 Great weekend, auntie's staying after Friday!

Attention: Pale white loli pussy and young bottoms that rival the full moon in roundness and color

>>82569 She's gonna catch a cold like that