>>81633 meece*

Imagine having a Troll landlord that lets you pay your rent with sex, what a deal If I could also pay my groceries and necessities like that then I'm on my way to becoming wealthy

>>81635 I'm going to rat you out to the authorimeece.

MOUSE

>>81640 what magic does the mouse mage use?

>>81641 Probably stuff like summoning cheese and crackers, or whatnot.

>>81643 >summoning crackers That'd be hellhound. "Yo Mama-god, I beseech thee to gimme some cracker hubby I can cuddle with and shiiieeeeet"

>>81644 No, they're dogs, so they summon comically big chains of sausage links.

>>81646 They don't summon these, they jack them from somewhere. Oh, wait, no. They summon sausages and jack hubbies from the street, wait, that doesn't sound right, either. Let's just say they jack everything, after all they're nigg

>>81647 She can jack my sausage if she wants.

>>81649 >hound opens up your fridge >hound finds no sausage >hound breaks into your room while you're peacefully playing fortnite, grabs you by the collar <"YOU SAID I COULD JACK YOUR SAUSAGE ANON AND LOOK THERE IS NO SAUSAGE IN YOUR GODDAMN FRIDGE WHERE'S THE FUCKING SAUSAGE ANON?!?!?!!"

>>81641 >Dog High cortisol >Cat Low cortisol Nyaggers are superiors

Anon is in a terrible pinch! His commute home from school is too long for him to get back in time to watch the new Mamono Magi episode. Luckily he has a friend who lives close by and he can watch it at her house. What species is she and how does it go for you? Yes, YOU are anon! Who would've guessed!

>>81652 But I'm in my 40s and have the day off from work?

>>81646 As the saying goes, "nie dla psa kiełbasa".

>>81652 >>81653 Magical girl shows have a primary viewerbase of little girls and a secondary demographic of adult men, I think I've read this doujin before.

>>81653 But how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

>>81654 They did miss chesh dirty with that freezer face

>>81656 But I did have breakfast this morning?

>>81657 I would do Chesh dirty. I would even try to give her a bath afterward. >Anon hospitalized for attempting to bathe large kot >She didn't claw him or anything >He's just clumsy and slipped, hit his head, and passed out

>>81658 How does Wurm know when it's morning if she's underground?

>>81660 She has a clock.

>>81660 The wise men behind the wall shine a torch so she knows that its morning

>>81662 >>81661 The world is truly a magical place, full of whimsy and wonder

>>81663 it's a bit monotone it would be nice if there was colour

>>81659 Not washing your kot and kittens is a crime, they must learn basic hygiene

>>81656 I almost never eat breakfast, I wonder if a Salamander would approve since they seem like the type to want a full one.

>>81665 spray chesh with hosepipe, got it

>>81667 It's not what I said, dog.

>>81665 Jinko and Ocelomeh are the best kots because they love bathing.

>>81666 Salamanders go running in the morning and it's best to do that with an empty stomach to avoid vomiting all over the place (I learned this from MAD magazine so it must be true)

>>81670 If Salamanders are fellow no breakfast enjoyers, then I like them even more than I already do.

>>81671 Another one bites the dust

And at the first crack of dawn, when the worms are gotten by the early birds, the wurm rouses. And the roused wurm went to the hall, and the wurm went to them and sat, and it was then that the wurm said thus. At the crack of dawn, you will break your fast. And it shall be known as breakfast.

>>81673 Amen.

>>81674 a man?

>>81673 and I shall be known as the Wuurm layer

>>81676 The Earth has many layers. >Lava Golem layer >Dorome & Gnome layer >Wurm layer >Giant Ant layer >Dwarf city layer >Dark Elf totally consensual sex dungeon layer

>>81676 >Anon carefully lays Wurm down

Some reptile and avian species use egg laying as a hobby, would you help them to fill their passion?

>>81680 "hobby"

>>81680 it's like a gacha addiction Laying until they get a boy

>>81682 >first child is echidna, as standard >second child is son >"wow looks like you got the pull you wanted" >Anon casts "greater infertility" on himself

You don't have to walk away from your Dormouse wife if you want to purchase a gift for her as a surprise... Just carry her on your shoulders when she's in deep sleep and put a blindfold over her eyes for good measure... Explain the situation to the Wonderland shop cashiers, and everything should go smoothly

>>81682 But the chance is pretty much 0%

>>81685 Not a good excuse to stop now

>>81685 pretty much 0% is not the same as actual 0%.

>>81680 >you have to eat all the eggs

>>81685 Most monsters stop right before hitting the jackpot

The horn hoopla is a popular game at the bogie carnival, where you throw hoops at the horns of select group of monster volunteers. If you land a hoop you win the monster. If you hit them in the face with the hoop you win an angry monster.

Just as most Kikis have eastern European accents, most Shogs have eastern US seaboard accents. DO NOT TRUST THE MIAMI-CODED SHOG >Local Headline: Florida Shog dissolves self to fit through municipal sewer grates, infiltrates sewage system to fistfight sewer gators to prove superiority >Second page article: Florida sewer gators sue city, state for failure to prevent species-based harassment by local Shog

>>81691 There's always carnival games like that, monsters are literally giving themselves away to men

>>81693 danukis get typecast as villains too often.

>>81693 I keep going back to this idea of a... Monstergirl Convention? Not like an anime convention or whatnot. Like something a 4H or farmer's association would put on. It'd even take place in one of those sorts of locations--a mixture of stalls for animals and place for commerce and whatnot. It'd be for monstergirls to show off their abilities AND build trust with society post-portals. Because, let's be real, every 6 year old girl on the PLANET is going to want to ride a centaur. If a few centaurs put up with that to build faith that they're safe to be around, it's worth it! >Huuuuuge farmer's market area >Stall after stall of troll-grown produce, holst milk and holst milk products >Miss Grem's Confectionaries >Dr. Lich's Scientifically Proven A++++ Bread Co >Petting Zoo (Converts to Heavy Petting Zoo after 9 pm) All that kind of stuff. I think it'd be a hoot.

>>81695 I really like this idea and want more. I think the general public will need/want many avenues to learn about monsters, magic, magical items and things on the other side of the portals. If it's a mixed area of monsters/portalled humans and earth humans then please also have some 'earth' stalls for various nationalities.

>>81695 I volunteer to judge the best tail(s) competition

>>81696 >Big, open field that gets used for the 4th of July Fireworks >Being used by a Dark Mage to show off Archaeomancy >That is, she's just spamming fire and lightning magic like crazy >Kids aren't even allowed to be in the area without safety gear >It is absurdly popular with single men, too, and the Dark Mage who's doing the spellcasting is VERY smug >The arena used to show off horses and cows has been converted to an exhibition space for the more physically-oriented girls >Hellhounds, Arachne, Salamanders, Mantises, Bogies, etc. >Even has a Titania magician! >She doesn't cast spells--she's a literal magician >Mostly does close magic

>>81697 I think we all know it's gonna be Miles Prower.

>>81693 I can get Zombies for free at the graveyard, no need to get scammed in a fair

>>81700 The cemetery becomes a carnival if the clowns deign it so. Even the undead need a laugh. just invoke the curse of CarnEvil

>>81695 >build faith that they're safe to be around They aren't though. MAMONO MANA means that the little girl who always wanted a pony might become the pony instead. And so help me, if you leave a bunch of touch-starved centaurs around unclaimed shot, there WILL be a stampede at some point.

When's the smug face contest?

>>81695 Can miss ushi keep it together long enough to convince the world that her kind aren't all dangerous savages?

>>81704 Depends, am I up front leering at her?

>>81701 I imagine the cemetery more like one of those German electronic clubs from the early 2000s, but the girls serving the drinks wear bunnysuits and other lewd outfits

>>81697 i can't choose just one

>>81694 But that thing in the comic is evil, how can I get a kot if she gives me a Malef or worse

>>81708 >Crying Malef wearing kot ears >"I... I can be a kot for you, my love..."

>>81709 Ok, if she does that I won't pipe and will love her BUT that's still a 'nuki scam

normal everyday hebi behaviour

>>81711 it's surprising she'd let him out of her sight to begin with

>>81711 This is very cute. I would be SUPER INTO a woman who acts like this.

>>81695 I'll judge the pigs

>>81695 >satyros wineyard stalls with free sampling >all sorts of fresh alraune produce >collaborative honey bee stands nearby >arachne silk spinning and weaving you can try yourself >Madam Shog's Extremely Bouncy Castle The possibilities really are endless

Purple

>>81716 Thanks mate, that's a beautiful violet chat

>>81717 >Referring to your Cheshire Cat wife as "Chat"

>>81716 I want to touch the purple parts of Demons

>>81716 Miss Chesh should install Nyaunter Strike on her hosiery already

>>81718 Chat, is this real?

>I didn't write chatte It's so over

Fuck this I'm too retarded, thorw in the chesh pit

>>81723 Chat, am I crazy?

>>81727 >That mobface chesh in the background

>>81727 When a monster shows me her ass I must penetrate, it's the law

>>81730 What's it like sticking it in mushroom butt?

>>81728 All Cheshes have mobface

>>81731 Imagine the cushioning

>>81733 My weiner is waaaaaay too small for a butt that size. Plus, I am more of a vaginal sex man, anyway.

Stupid candid hatters and their mycelium nethers. Dumb squishy shroom thighs fattened by tea and cake.

>>81731 Ask the gape experts

>>81695 What makes Dr. Lich's bread so special? Is it magic bread? Is it undead bread?

>>81737 Baking is more of a science than a lot of other cooking. And Dr. Lich doesn't sleep--she bakes. Also she lives near a big holst farm, so she's got great ingredients to start from.

>>81738 That makes perfect sense, actually; Dr. Lich probably makes a killer sourdough.

>>81739 Yes, both as a very good one that she sells AND A different one that will absolutely kill you dead. But it is SO GOOD for French Toast, omg you got no idea.

>>81737 Like the thread that talked about alcohol said before it seems that the undead has better access to yeast and levant agents to make the bread more soft and spongy by making the bread rise to perfection

>>81736 More like the gaped

Full nelson loli Amazons and Ocelomehs

>>81744 Uh, all right? Y, tho? https://files.catbox.moe/34wzke.gif

>>81744 And while one has its turn the other have to watch, it's a learning experience

>>81745 That's right, lolis are for anal mating press only

>>81652 >in time to watch the new Mamono Magi episode Where are we, early 2000s? Just watch it on monflix or anywhere anytime, gigabit internet connection affords that

>>81746 The whole Sabbath class has to watch, in fact it's in a classroom

>>81749 Amen

>>81755 That artist's doujins are gross

>>81755 Finally she got pregnant I was starting to get pissed about that belly going to waste

>>81755 Literal Alp behavior

>>81716 whoa purple lady

I really hate purple snakes and i really love to sleep with my neck exposed and to live in a snake accessible house and to draw targets on my neck for potential bite marks using felt tip pens.

>>81760 oh, so you want a shirohebi instead?

>>81761 hebi bites are rare and poorly documented

>>81761 No I want an Apophis. I have to say I hate purple snakes for her pointy ears to perk up. Truth is I want her to puncture me with her fangs and pump me with her venom until I’m seeing black suns.

>>81763 >black sons Cuck behavior detected.

>>81764 That's not even what the post says.

>>81759 op op op op oppan gangnam style

>>81765 I am trying to act up with stupid, mean-spirited wordplay so that I get a really messed-up cheshwife.

>>81760 >I really hate purple snakes <basilisk takes emotional damage >>81763 >No I want an Apophis. <basilisk takes more emotional damage

>>81768 I wish I were a better writer so I could write a story where a basilisk takes Emotional Damage. Which is the name of my penis.

>>81758 I wouldn't mind going balls deep inside my Alp bro's holes, it's just friendly skinship

>>81769 monsters will get the wrong idea if you tell them you have ED

>>81746 >"I will never surrender to cock like that" >cums almost instantly when it's her turn

>>81768 m sorry miss lisk! My mind was set on a grape, but truth be told you are also very cute and huggable. Fluffy birb arms. Cute mask. Pokeable red bits. I hope her self confidence is okay. She is a shy and often unassuming snake.

>>81772 If the idea is "Anon is bad at sex and relationships" then it's not the wrong idea!

Somebody mentioned a story called Abandoned tsunpire, supposedly it's about a vampire who got nearly dumped by some guy she tried to put through her vampiric bullshit. Guy who recommended it to me said the vamp has gone through a lot of shit before she got her chance to reconcile the guy. Can anybody point me to the story? Maybe know the name of the author? It's not on AO3, maybe on the MGE archive, but there's no way I'm finding it before the heat death of the universe if I'll just be opening every author folder and checking every story.

>>81776 its an old greentext, you can find the older stuff on anubis.moe https://pastebin.com/8PuzKFP2

>>81777 Oh thanks lucky trip, seems to be it

>>81778 This is possibly the shittiest cockatrice pic I have ever seen.

>>81779 Everyone loves quality Cock.

>>81770 I would but not into one that looks like that I prefer my Alps sexy like a Succ or superior

>>81782 The gay festival is back!

>>81734 MAMONO MANA has an answer for that.

The writer guy is worried his story might get lame as he puts more chapters, what do you say? To me I think he's got a decent concept and I think 8-10 more chapters would be perfectly OK for it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/77801996/

>>81783 How can be gay when your bro is a biological woman?

>>81786 41% and you'll never be a real woman. Alps are gross.

>>81746 And the poses can vary

>>81786 Nature, uh, finds a way? --Ian Malcolm

>>81791 Oh, no, girls with glasses are my ONE WEAKNESS!

>>81656 >>81672

>>81793 hip waggle too strong

Hellfire orange is a nice look but can I get my hound in a different color?

>>81792 Imagine Alp with glasses

>>81799 I'm going to shove her into a locker, for old time's sake.

>>81799 10/10, would engage in sexual activities with but no kissing

>>81798 >>81799 Sure is a lot of near-sightedness going around these days... or is it a fashion statement?

>>81695 >>81696 >>81715

>>81804 She's grown taller...

I long for the kot touch

>I need this internship >Everyone knows >Without experience, a CompSci meme degree is WorstValue toilet paper >Even if your GPA is decent >And THIS internship is at FlicTail >Their reputation for only hiring the best software engineers is known industry-wide >Experience here puts you above other grads when the time comes to join the real world >I cannot >CAN NOT >Nay, WILL NOT >fuck this up >They want a video behavioral interview with a coding exercise >no problem >... >InterviewPrep.exe: Tried to access unallocated memory 0x0000000000000005. The program will now terminate. >Thanks to dorm life, my big ass PC is connected to the community big ass tv screen >Not exactly professional. >I could invest in myself and buy a laptop >Or >Haul my PC to an actual desk >Or >I could scrounge old PC parts out of my closet >use a laundry basket as a case >and join the interview from Arch installed on a flash drive >in my kitchen >YES! HAHAHA! YES! >THE NEXT DAY >Interview >Suit 1/1 check >Webcam, logitech 1/1 check >Cobbled PC running on the table >You bet your ass 1/1 check >Time to get a job >Join 15 minutes early >Eminem memes >Spaghetti, etc >5 minutes past the scheduled time >oh shit >is any of this actually working >Have I fucked myself >with laziness >and linux >oh no >nononono >7 minutes past >... >... >BeDoo~ >The screen shows your interviewer "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~" >Gaming chair >Thigh highs >A succubus? >Wait is that a soldering station behind them? >Penguin-chan stickers >C++ Textbooks >Rainbow Unicorn vomit everywhere >huh >As you take this all in "Helllooooo, I'm Nicki~ I'll be interviewing youu as a candidate for our summer internships here at FlicTail! And youuuu are?" >Taken aback >Dumbstruck >I am not Anon, I am an idiot who's about to blow my career >before it started >by making assumptions >and saying dumb shit >Ok I AM Anon >Answer Anon >"H-Hi, I-I'm Anon Y. Mous, a Sophomore at Humie State" "Alriight, and why are you interested in working here at FlicTail" >Ok I have this covered >"Well, I've heard cool things about your technology stack and how it allows you deliver high quality streams to millions of customers without running up the DanuCloud bills to unsustainable levels." "Ah, a good answer, but what's the REAL reason you want to work here? Hear good things about the free pair of employee programmer socks, and just haaaaaad to get a pair?" >She shoots a smug grin tbrough the screen and lifts her knee to let you see the FlicTail branding on her thigh high socks. >What is this? >It's... nice, but Hehheh "Sorry, sorry, I'm kidding, but there are some other great reasons to work here besides the tech, such as working remote with equipment stipends, stock options, community events, office, the works" >"Y-yeah, FlickTail's reputation is really well known" >Let's just gloss over their reputation for stack ranking and layoffs for now >Not a good time to bring that up >The rest of the behavioral section is the usual questions >Where do you see yourself... Weakness... "When did you solve a problem in an unorthodox or novel manner and how did it go?" >Aw hell why not, go off cowboy >Point the camera at the laundry basket franken computer >"Well, rather than move my PC to somwhere that isn't at a couch, I did this with spare parts." >Her hand moves in front of her mouth and her knees make a break for her chest >Laughter is clearly being stifled "Ohhhh! My God! Nice, dude!" "Did you install a whole copy of windows on a thumb drive, or..." >"Arch." >Her eyes light up "Now that's how you do the wrong thing, right" >"You bet!" >"So if you want to know how well it went, you'll know before I do, but I'm here, it's working" "Of course!" >I reset the camera to its original place "Well with that we'll move on to the whiteboard coding exercise..."

>>81807 She's an alp.

>>81808 Yes.

>>81809 Tiresome, IT is infested even in MGC

>>81810 Tiresome; Some tire, but the vigilant are rewarded.

>>81808 You're an alp.

>>81815 Hell no

>>81810 GOOOOOOD MORNING

>>81817 IT don't need more indian even if they're cute jinkos.

>>81796 How about an RGB gamer gorl hellhound?

>>81819 Does that make her gentler?

>>81820 Sure but it'll have to be compensated by her very ungentle odor

>>81821 We can never win

>>81652 >banshee >lives in the haunted house on the hill >no lights except some girly halloween string lights in her room >ancient manavision >freezer full of ice cream >sniffles loudly and dabs her eyes at the slightest emotional moment >any time the OTP are on screen she goes quiet and leans in >grabs your wrist cuff as the tension rises >grabs your hand during the climax >bawls throughout the entire last five minutes because... a protag learned to be more confident in herself or something, you were distracted >apologizes from your lap as the credits roll >both too awkward to move >ask if she wants to do homework >cries again and asks if you can just make out instead

>>81821 Mmm houndmusk.

>>81824 >says she's a dog so there's nothing wrong with bathing once every two weeks

>>81811 >Tiresome SEXY CAR GIRLS WHEN, KC?

>>81826 Your automaton?

>>81823 She's surprisingly proactive about it

>>81828 All mamono are improved by moving the "Yandere" slider over a bit.

I've finally figured out why LN keeps going.on these drawing sprees: his fairy waifu pesters him to draw more stuff to satisfy her pregnancy cravings

>>81830 The great Greek artist Alpelles said >Nulle dies sine linea meaning "not a single day without a line". LN follows this advice. >>81831 I started my hoss story dammit quit pestering me I already posted one this month

>>81776 >>81777 God damn, that's really depressive. I'm no fan of vampires but, kinda feel bad for her experiencing such a horrible breakdown. On the other hand did she really have to play bitch for 10 years straight? That's pretty draconic levels of autism.

>>81787 What's so wrong about those mountains? The air is fresh, green grass everywhere, and you can ski on the snowy mountaintops.

>>81834 Confucius say if you let one treat you like a bitch for 10 years, you are a bitch. Just man up and bear your heart. What's a monster gonna do? Hurt you?

>>81836 Nah, I'm a bitch. I'll cop to that.

>>81837 Your heart is the most precious thing in the world to the most precious person in your world. Others cannot even touch it - it is impervious. Therefor, there is no fear in showing it.

>>81834 She deserved it, him returning was lame but predictable

>>81838 My "type" is chicks with Borderline Personality Disorder, so, uh, no. If I'm attracted to a woman, that is in and of itself a red flag.

>>81791 >>81795 >>81798 Cute nerds >>81793 Salamander wife would be a good deal

>>81840 3DBPD isn't real it can't hurt you

>>81842 OR and hear me out. I need a YANDERE AS FUCK monstergirl. Then I get something kinda like a BPD girl but she is a cute snek who wants to hang out near a space heater and watch Iron Chef with me.

>>81785 The premise of Monster Girls and Unreal Tournament is a little weird but a promise of Futurama added to the mix at least gets me curious

>>81843 Yeah that usually is the idea.

More purple

>>81846 >colored very nice

>>81846 Very nice; she's definitely putting Miss Wight and Miss Vampire to shame with the sheer size of her tits now.

>>81846 >big titty Lich gets pregnant >book pages have random milky boobprints all over them

>>81793 >the salamander on the left <"While you were out raping men, I studied THE BLADE"

>>81843 BPD Wonderland girls

>>81850 THE BLADE is among the best tools to help rape a man though. Surely, her instructor taught her that.

>>81852 Her blade is a tool of cutlery, not to be used outside the kitchen.

>>81853 I've always wanted a woman in an apron to have her way with me.

>>81846 I love both big boob womanlet Liches and big butt loli Liches

>>81846 Purple body erotic

>>81858 Blurple just works.

I require an emotional support dragon.

>>81858 >undead maid I have no idea how a half rotted corpse is so good at housework or how the stuff she cooks isnt an instant biohazard. Meido academy is absolutely amazing

>>81861 Same but malef with cat ears and a maid outfit

>>81860 Impregnating a dead body must be the most amazing magic trick in the MGE land

>>81864 I will impregnate them all

>>81863 What’s her attitude, though? Is she bratty? Domineering? Deredere? CATTY?

>>81862 Whats really incredible is that she works for warmth. Feels strange, paying her in hugs.

>>81865 Same

>>81866 dandere but very pride of her maid skills

deredere but very dere worryingly dere

>>81871 i could take it

>>81872 Even if you couldn't, the aftercare would save you.

Meids now

>>81874 Med maids. I need a kiki who knows how to make a lasagna. You know, the proper way.

>>81875 Did you know house centipedes originate from the Mediterranean?

>>81874 i need a maid to teach me martial arts and such

>>81877 kombat kot maid, didn't know that I need her but I do

Kot activity detected.

No one can escape One Hundred Rending Love Pokes

>>81881 Batman could!

>Have ghoul wife >contrary to popular depictions, she's actually rather intelligent as long as she gets a regular dose of mana >She hasn't gotten one for a while. Life has been busy but she understands >You're watching a thriller on the couch for the first time in ages when one of Those scenes come on >You know, the ones where a lady with a demon silver chainsaw chases a bunch of hapless teenage boys through a forest and she catches one? >Yeah >Her eyes are riveted to the screen >You can hear her sucking air in the way she only does when she's really horny >There's a line of that sweet, sweet drool dripping from her mouth >You can almost hear her IQ dropping >You slip on your shoes without waking her from her reverie, because from now until she's had her fill you're going to star in your own movie >You mentally apologize to the neighbors in advance

>>81871 Eros knows my limit

>>81883 Cute (and sexy). Ghouls are an ideal soulmate. One degenerating into a feral, slobbering mess of a monster after not giving her a dose of mana. Shreds the clothes she's wearing and starts prowling about the house to find you.

Paddington Bogey?

>pick up malef halfway through her speech and start fondling her horns <"Wait what are- oh that's good... you... you learn your place quickly, human, maybe there's hope for you after all. Little lower..." >turns out dragons do purr

>>81886 >local Bogey covered in marmalade by well-meaning boy

>>81888 she should've stopped him. how did this happen? marmalade sandwiches go in the mouth one at a time with a napkin so her claws don't spread it everywhere.

>>81889 Can you honestly say that you've never filled water balloons with marmalade and gone around throwing them at people?

>>81890 nobody deserves this, least not the innocent bogey left at the train station with nowhere to go. immediate bogie and bogey (and hellhound why not) correction in the form of licking marmalade off their bodies in a bizarre sexual encounter.

>>81891 >with nowhere to go Them trains go places!

>>81851 Do you think I am anything but ABSURDLY WEAK to the Chesho?

>>81893 Cheshire has enough wrong with her. She can't be collecting mental illnesses like pokemon.

>>81894 Chesho has NOTHING wrong with her. >Kot >Cute >Funny >Kot >Teleports >Kot >Purrs >Purple >Kot AAAAAND she's a cat!

>>81695 Something I've been pondering since the topic came up yesterday; what would the noble monstergirls (vampires, dragons, pharaohs, etc.) bring to these conventions? I know that they would want to make themselves known in one form or another (gotta let the human plebs know how fucking regal and refined you are), but I've no idea how they would do it.

>>81895 This, best girl

>>81887 They're more than handles?

>Cheshire grips anons chin with her big fat paws and big squishy paw beans >”oh anon,” she purrs, “you of all people should know there’s plenty wrong with me”

>>81899 Who am I to accuse her of sins that I commit?

>>81900 Why have you squishsaken her?

>>81901 To assert love

>>81902 Ok but the Cheshire may rise up and turn the tables and squish the humans, and I am a human who would squish chesh if I had a chesh, so that would include me. In short, I would be squished by a Cheshire. By her big fat meaty beaned purple cushiony pillowy powerful massive boner making paws. Possibly with other parts of her body too if she felt kinky.

>>81901 Squish That Cat

>>81896 Sponsor the whole thing. Have their underlings be staff. Hold the thing on their domain. Make boring opening speeches that nobody listens to. Plaster their face everywhere.

>>81905 Be sure to highlight local industry, push tourism to your domain, and fill the event with undertones projecting the superiority of your domain as well as undertones of blind patriotism.

>>81905 wow, i won a free ticket to not!egypt in a totally not rigged raffle

>>81896 They'd be better suited for other types of conventions. Maybe a Renaissance fair?

>>81903 I don't get the problem, you get squished, she gets squished and everyone gets a lot love

>>81909 its a slippery slope. one day you are getting squished by a cheshire, the next she's playing the bongos on YOUR butt.

>>81910 That's on your part for not fixing limits

>>81896 >ryu reshaping the clouds into beautiful pictures like if Bob Ross could control the weather >dragon looking up at it like someone wondering how the hell she's supposed to compete with that

>>81908 Oh, god. Can you IMAGINE? >Salamanders and Lizardmen EVERYWHERE >Axe throwing >Swordfighting >Jousting (centaur-style AND regular) >Bogie jesters >Bogey carnival prizes >Mead and wine tents >Smoked turkey legs cooked by dedicated, expert trolls (and actually good, instead of the SHIT you get at real life Ren faires) >At least 1-2 dragon types either hired to be "villains" or as the main attraction in some other way >The really big faires sometimes get an actual malef or dragon; others get a wyvern, some dragonnewts, maybe a wurm. >You get your magic shoppes, too--Authentic spellbooks, potions, scrolls, staves, trinkets, etc. >There's almost always at least a small cadre of fairies and pixies And of course what Ren Faire can miss out on having a bunch of weird interloopers? >Sabbath girls dressed as anachronistic magical girls >Steampunk gremlins >A 1967 Plymouth Fury that got monsterized

>>81913 >there was that one time they tried to cut corners by hiring a dragon zombie, but there's a reason they don't do that anymore

>>81907 Desert Kingdoms are fine

>>81896 I think the nobility types would be more likely to be there indirectly. Like others have said--they could sponsor booths or even the whole thing and advertise themselves or their country. >Vampire Lord who keeps hyping up her domain as a Land of Eternal Darkness >She's got a couple of Dhamps and other undead showing off the bounties of her Dark Realm forests and wilderness >Exotic fruits, vegetables, and animals >Spooky fashions >Elaborate paintings of the landscapes (vampires haet photography) >Fancy maps of points of interest (with at least a handful of shops and restaurants who paid to be included) >Vacation packages available!

SEX with the loli Balrog and her gyaru classmates

>>81914 >Anon walks up to the Dragon Zombie >Looks up at her, arms extended toward her neck "Uppies?" >One of the employees tries to break things up before the Dragon Zombie bolts with the visitor >Too late; Miss Dragon Zombie has LOCKED IN and now views the employee as a threat to her mate CUT TO... >Miss Rata reading the news >"For the third day in a row, the zombie outbreak from the Monster Girl Rennaissance Faire has expanded, with no signs of slowing down..."

>>81917 Can I have sex with the Anubis vice principal instead?

>>81919 Schedule an appointment and ensure your parents sign the anal sex waiver. It's not mandatory, but very uh, helpful.

>>81920 >Anon, 44 years young, visits his parents >Gets them to sign the anal sex waiver >Takes it to Vice Principal Anubis >She heart pupils The things I do for love.

>>81917 >anon gets a part time gig teaching at a mamono school >catches the eye of a little Balrog >she flames him right in the heart >constantly pulls mesugaki shenanigans with her gyaru pals >anon slowly gets groomed into an Onizuka-tier gigachad

>>81921 You have to be understanding with the longer-lived species. They think on a different timescale.

Would a Malef zombie see human as superior?

The hardest part about being a dad to a dragon is not what you expect. It's actually dealing with your dragon mother-in-law finally getting grandchildren and descending upon your household in a mania.

>>81929 Aged oyakodon sounds like a win-win to me.

>>81923 Reminder that this is a character from a Doom 2 mod. Thanks anon for the acquisition.

>>81929 If you take the dragon's daughter, you have no right to complain when the dragon takes your daughter.

>>81922 >she flames him right in the heart I imagined the loli Balrog making a heart shape with her hands at me when nobody else is looking.

>>81931 I read that as "anal oyakodon" which would be the perfect scenario in my eyes

It’s a good thing those yetis aren’t here.

>>81944 The winter is practically over. Better luck to single Yetis in November.

>>81945 Autumn just started in my hemisphere

>>81804 >cook cow with a great butt What have you done? You've upset the natural order. This cannot continue. I'll be confiscating this monster.

>>81949 Big butt equals better cooking

>tell loli Pharaoh that as a teacher you can't have sex with a student, it's an abuse of power <"Anon, sit down and listen to me. That chair, over there." >somehow you're unable to resist her words >she follows you over and sits in your lap <"See I can command people to do anything I want, but mom told me not to do it unless it's an emergency. This is an abuse of power... alright that's enough, you can get up now." >ask if you can put her down <"Do I have to start commanding you to do everything now? Do what you want with me."

>>81949 Cows can have great butts too. Don't let coping washboard goats tell you otherwise.

>>81953 Like, I get what you're talking about, but I am too boob-centric for that. BOOB COWS.

>>81951 I want to spread those buttcheeks apart

>>81955 And then what? Sneak a cat in there?

>>81844 >The premise of Monster Girls and Unreal Tournament is a little weird Why? MGs are very combative and they like fighting in the arena.

>>81956 Inseminate her anus

>>81953 all of my wild quadruple-chimera fantasies are defeated by the cow

>>81959 Quad-mera >Holst >Mino >Haku >Ushi

>>81960 huuveshi

>>81960 that's unregulated amounts of cow

>>81956 Eat her ass, I bet it's as delicious as her cooking

>>81964 That doesn't seem very filling or nutritious

>>81963 All monsters can work as cows with the proper equipment

>>81967 >The most dastardly villain >Miss Gremlin and her COWIFYING BEAM

>wake up from a nightmare >2/3rds of your face is mooshed into soft warm flesh before you're even fully out of the dream world >headpets and a winding hug around your waist tell you everything's okay >soft moos wash away the adrenaline like a drizzly summer breeze on the rolling plains >you know in your heart that if you wiggle any more you're going to get a leg hooked around your hip and a nipple in your mouth

>>81967 also how to tell if you're getting close to a marune branch

>>81968 That's an anti-hero at absolute worst.

>>81971 Miss Gremlin is a VILLAIN >Signature Weapon: Cowifying Beam >Villain costume: Cow print. So much cow print. >Catchphrases: Cow puns galore >Having way more fun than the super-serious good guys? BIG YES.

>>81966 It's not about nutrition, it's about sending a message

Come on

>>81954 You have waited too long. The cow will now touch you.

>>81974 thank you lilim-sama

>>81976 You are welcome.

>>81975 Look, I'd touch a cow if I could. I'm stuck here in the real world, though, where there are no cows. Not even Ushis.

>>81978 I'm pretty sure there are lots of cows in the real world, anon.

I like hybrid monsters >Cat dullahan >Cat lich >Cat vampire >Cat ochimusha >Cat ghoul ...maybe I just want an undead cat

>>81981 >dead cat bounce

Dead hours

>>81983 Ahhh shut up we're trying to sleep here

Get foxed.

>>81984 I wouldn't mind sleeping with the undead

>>81985 The foxes must never know that "outfoxing" means "outsmarting" to us.

>>81981 Goth cat, don't know how that would work

>>81988 Why wouldn't it work? Black cats are a staple of the gothic

>>81986 I wonder if Jiangshi ever feel self conscious about their stiff limbs. If you just popped your head up into her arms as if she was simply resting them on you would that make her feel less awkward?

>>81989 I don't know what kind of personality they would have

>>81991 Theyd have that depressive moody moochy goth feel. aloof but when alone incredibly pet heavy

>>81992 That's cute but a bit sad if she can't be happy

>>81993 theres only 1 place she starts purring. depressive in psychological terms doesn't just mean sad.

>>81994 That's even more sad

>>81995 >x isn't sad >You: that's sad! What the fuck is your problem?

>>81996 It means he just wants to hug a cat and if cat is sad he has an excuse to do so

>>81996 Depressive is a mental illness, it would be better if she was just a bit sad

>>81998 depressive is a state of being retard, the disorder comes when it's prolonged or disproportionate or disabling.

>>81999 I'm depressed now

>>82000 It will pass

>>82001 Only if I get the previously discussed cat

>>82002 Amitābha you are doomed

>>82003 Unlucky, life is pain

>>82004 Transcend pain and achieve Nyanvanah

>>81969 >wake up on a nightmare >sneaky horse managed to kidnap you while you were asleep

pyscore manti qu'est-ce que c'est?

>>82008 All you had to do was try some

>>82008 >go on, stick your dick in crazy, they said >it will be fun, they said

>>82008 Non, merci Madame, non merci Madame.

>>82009 purple drank...

>>82009 How much does it taste of core?

>>82009 Me personally I'd blow into the straw to make bubbles.

I crave the gentle core

>>82015 After looking at the pic again, I just noticed the broken spine used as an umbrella for the cocktail. she's so sweet.

>>81957 Well sure but it's not an idea that I would've come up with.

>>81980 A cow once licked me. Their tongues are pretty insane--like sandpaper. Way more rough than a cat's. Anyway I hope this means I get a cow when portals open.

>>82020 I was once petting a calf and it was so excited my fingers ended up first in its mouth and then in its nostrils lol

>>82021 Sabbath bait.

I think aftercore (aftercare with core) is really dangerous. It feels really nice because it contrasts with how aggressive and passionate the sex was. What do you think? Does the venom and rape make the cuddles all the sweeter?

>mofucore Behold, the next stage of core evolution

>>82025 Beautiful, it's to rape for

im a weirdo who likes some fluff, but also the meat on the tail.

April Fool's Day is coming up. What kind of mamono pranks would they get up to? How bad are they at pranks if they're not Cheshires or Bogies? >Anon's manticore wife decides that the right prank is to go total starfish in bed. >That's right, 100% pillow princess. >Insists this is normal behavior for her. >Anon ends up calling an ambulance.

>>82028 What if the prank is just moving into someone's house and gaslighting them into thinking she's his wife and always has been?

>>82027 Big and meaty

>>82028 She absolutely goes overkill, but only if anon pranked her last year. She builds a VR machine and attaches to anon in his sleep. The VR is almost identical to real life, but grem slowly starts adding weird and wacky things until every single person but anon has been replaced by grem.

>>82029 It's not a prank if she doesn't come clean and he never figures it out.

>>82030 snuggle with her under the covers and get drunk of hag core musk

>>82032 Everyone talks about how Anon just thinks "Oh, that's my wife," but all his friends and family have gotta be, like, really annoyed when this happens. >At Christmas, Anon is his usual sadsack self >Suddenly at Easter he keeps saying "We" when talking about his living circumstances and just assumes his family knew his wife would be there. >Everyone else is like "Who the fuck is she?"

>>82035 >>82029 >"What the fuck are you guys talking about?! She's my childhood friend!" >"She is not, anon, neither your mother nor I have ever seen her before! Look! If she was really your child hood friend why does our photo albu..." >There, in all the pictures at the sand pit and the aquarium and the amusement parks and the family gatherings is a loli nura holding anon's hand

>>82029 I want a Nurarihyon to prank me

>>82036 Well that showed them! They must not have recognized her since she got the new glasses

>glasses >giant glasses >with newspaper underneath ick

>>82039 Newspaper?

>>82038 What if Nura are good girls and they never actually lie to you, and what they really do is fuck with causality to retroactively insert themselves into your life?

>>82040 Spiders have a subconscious need to be hit with a rolled-up newspaper. For more than 70% of spiders, it's the only way they can cum.

>>82040 it's a joke. you can catch a spider with a glass and a bit of newspaper slid underneath.

>>82028 Having unprotected sex and getting pregnant with anon's child, but never telling anon!

>>82043 I catch spiders with just a cup, they're not very smart so they just walk in

>>82044 That's not a prank, that's normal monster behavior

>>82043 >>82045 I'm not jealous because I don't want to be spider-dommed by a spider mommy at all.

eating out a spider?

>>82048 Spiders are only able to drink their food, so probably you'd go to a Jamba Juice type place with one.

>>82048 >Kneeling down between the pedipalps of an arachne >Her entire body looming over you >The scent of her womanhood intoxicating >The mound of her huge milkers obscuring half her face, only the top four eyes shining in the gloom I'd be so scared and aroused that if it wasn't for mamono mana I'd probably have a heart attack.

>>82028 i don't like starfish. those bloodless, stomach extruding, freaky ass tube feet, eyes of the end of their arms, ring-shaped brains, radially symmetric bodies (as adults) some species will purposely detach their arms to regenerate more starfish in conclusion, starfish are scarier than manticores

>>82049 nice. >>82050 very nice. get horny huffing spider muff(et).

>>82048 Sticking it in the spineret

black sclera = nice lady

>>82054 she looks like a nice sadist

>>82051 Most things are scarier than manticores, Anon.

>>82054 black sclera = sex but might need mild taming

>>82057 Little girls wearing a thong are the best, it should be part of the mandatory school uniform

>>82060 We Wuz Kangs N Shiet

>>82060 All monsters should wear a thong not just little girls

I am anti thong. I an in fact anti pantsu. What I want is short skirts, open zipped denim hot pants held up by a belt, deep side slit dresses and those open hipped dresses that just leave a thin flap of cloth down the front and back.

>>82060 That would be lame, it's better that the brats and noble rich girls decide to wear sexy panties on their own.

>>82063 >that guy on the left Daaaayum.

>>82066 I wouldn't mind cumming inside my bro with a body like that

>>82066 You jelly brah? You mirin those freakishly SUCCULENT pecs? C'mon give them a poke.

>>82066 cheshy puts on the wizard hat and goes https://litter.catbox.moe/yxn9l5.jpg

>>82071 Cheshy no Cheshing! Cheshy no Cheshing! Cheshy no Cheshing!

Drunk sex with big kot

Threadly reminder, there are two CYOAs in the catalog. Lunapalooza was updated last week >>80960 Whacked Tournament is still waiting for an update I hope the author still plans to work on it >>62085

>>82075 I think the tournament thing might've been too complicated for people to get into

>>82066 A proper Alp should hit the gym with her bro, not become a slab of blubber like that

>>82075 I miss gape tournament stories, I hate how people bent the narrative and made it prohibited

I sure love it when the monster girl thread gets flooded with gays talking about men to the point they start bringing up one of the most disgusting and blatant raids like it was something people here actually wanted in any capacity.

>>82079 Ignore and report, they will learn one day

>>82077 I prefer my Alps meatier, but flat and fit ones are fine too

>>82077 I'm not a fan of finding alps in the gym shower

>>82081 Alps should be flat as a board or titty monsters with nothing in between.

>>82083 NIGHT OF THE LIVING TITTY MONSTER!

>>82078 It was a dumb one-shot idea fit for one reply chain like there are many, it went malignant precisely because someone dragged it on for too long until it overstayed its welcome.

>>82085 I know, it was fun but two thread in a row was too much

>>82085 >>82086 There was nothing fun about that garbage to begin with, it was malignant from the start.

>>82084 I prefer the dead kind of titty monster

>>82087 That kind of reaction is what pushed people away No idea why some anons took it so negatively since it was brought before when we were still on /a/ together with the sexalympics

>>82089 >together with the sexalympics I liked the special medals for participants that got pregnant during the event

>>82089 >No idea why some anons took it so negatively NTA but you seem to have a lacking memory, it was immediately hijacked by the usual suspects to farm angry (You)s and they doubled down when anons started being annoyed by it. You see anons sometimes posting about drinking manti girlcjuices straight out of the bulb and nobody complains despite it being possibly even more gross. Not that it matters now, we have our own janny keeping the pests away and powerless.

>>82088 As and avid kefir and cheese enjoyer, I'm willingly offering myself as voluntary to taste undead monster's milk directly from the source

I feel for Hebi because extreme jealousy is often a sign of low self-esteem.

Do kobolds, hellhounds, (kikis) have dog biscuits?

>>82077 I want to see if she could lift me with her tail.

>>82093 And this is why I must find a hebi and buff her scales until she SHINES.

>>82094 I think they could just eat regular people biscuits

>>82095 Alp tails are very strong, that thickness allows a good amount of muscle to develop

>>82094 >>82098 Regular biscuits except bone shaped. If a canine mamono offers to share some with you, don't worry about accepting it.

>>82098 Not as in the same dog biscuits you give to dogs, but like a cute dog-monster version that they specifically like.

>Put actual dog biscuits inside box of fake dog biscuits you give to hellhound/kiki wife for April Fools >rape correction

>>82102 They have acute noses and those noses will turn up at the wrong stuff

>>82102 >>82103 Rape correction still applies, naturally. Didn't mean to imply it doesn't, of course.

>>82103 Still the same outcome.

>>82093 low self-esteem? No anon that's their instinct to protect you from WHORES

>>82089 For me it's the anal tug of war

>>82078 >I hate how people bent the narrative and made it prohibited At this point it's just a single fag. Ignore him.

>>82108 Bring back tug of war to the Olympics!

Core who can deal with the non-sexy kind of anxiety and cause the sexy kind of anxiety

>>82111 How about the penetrative kind of anxiety and post coital kind of anxiety

>>82109 It's not, that shit is not welcomed

>>82106 Low self-esteem makes her perceive lowly whores as a legitimate threat. That or it's trust issues.

>>82112 And then the pregnancy anxiety, contractions anxiety and the post partum anxiety

>>82114 Again it's their instinct and duty as the one and only true wife It's not their fault that they see other females as WHORES They know what's best

>>82077 What happens if you pull on her hair? Those twintails tempt me.

>>82117 That's the point of twintails, she's expecting you to do that

>>82118 What? No it's not. They're so she can fly like a helicopter.

>>82117 Her womb starts to rev up

>>82120 Is it gay to make babies with your bro?

>>82111 >the sexy kind of anxiety What's that?

>>82117 She'll do the same but to your pant legs.

>>82122 >This core is going to rape me so hard I'm scared what it'll do to my body/brain vs >Actual anxiety

>>82124 But she can't rape me

>>82045 I just leave the spiders alone these days. They're not hurting anyone.

>>82126 >day 11: the ushi on my mattress is becoming increasingly difficult to ignore they're more afraid of you then you are of them, i think

>>82127 Why would you ever ignore the giant cuddle bug on your mattress?

Also, what on earth kind of Ushi would just sleep on your mattress for 11 days without, you know, Ushi-ing you? She might be REALLY depressed.

>>82129 She's hibernating or really afraid of you.

Also-also one of my secret fantasies is nursing a depressed Ushi back to good health. I dunno why, they just seem neat.

>>82130 If an Ushi were afraid of me I think I'd do almost anything to help get over that fear.

amazoness but a nurse at the hospital

>>82121 As long as you don't kiss while cumming inside it's totally not gay

>>82121 I don't think it would be such a good idea to pop children with your bro, classmates, teachers, workmates, neighbors, family members and any other monster you get in contact. After the portals open imagine how overpopulated the worlds will become.

>>82135 you can just make another spirit realm, it's fine plenty of room in pandemonium as well

should we banish the ogres back to the swamps?

>>82135 The MGE world is incredibly underpopulated, you ate helping their realm, and going by the population pyramid, and our world too since we have no babies

>>82135 >Anon is the father of 42 daughters at the age of 30 >and there are still many monsters pregnant with many more to be born

>>82135 The bible says "be fruitful and multiply" and even grandma is okay with it

>>82135 Overpopulation is an evil myth by the elites, who want to depopulate the world. Keep producing more healthy, able-bodied children. This certainly is not a plot by the elites to trick the people, who decided to drop down the making of children thanks to economic and several other reasons, into making more babies again. Remember, it's like Stellaris. More pops = more resources. So what if the planet is a bit overcrowded. If you can stomach a giant colossus with a devolving beam aimed at your head in case you revolt, you can stomach a little bit of lack of space, too.

>>82142 Tell me more about this colossus. Is she cute?

>>82024 its like taking a scalding shower, it feels good and it kinda hurt, but it makes getting out of the shower much better because dont feel cold afterwards

>>82075 >>82076 It might be just bad timing, the author posted his CYOA precisely when nobody cared about it. Lunapalooza had the same attention issues for about three months, people not contributing to it at all despite the several threadly reminders in the past. I also remember there was another CYOA, with a similar premise to the tournament one, about an anon getting transmigrated into some bizarre world with glowing red berries, infinite labyrinths beneath infernal castles, obsidian monoliths that summon Druella when tampered with, and a country that looks a lot like Russia. I can't find that one, though, was it deleted? Think the last activity n it was about half a year ago.

>>82144 She's a giant spaceship with a planetkiller weapon, and it is said that, somewhere within its interior, there's a roughly human-sized automaton with a gentle heart. The one that finds the automaton is free to claim her, however, the ship is roughly the size of the moon, and this girl is moving within its interior, too.

>>82147 Can I date the spaceship?

>>82148 Nope, there are only three buttons on it. Those are, "Fly towards the destination", "Charge the beam" and "Fire".

>>82149 Then why does she have she/her pronouns? I bet she's alive and just shy. I'm going to show up in a tux carrying flowers to ask her out.

>>82141 I all in about impregnating hag, but I'm not so sure about my grandma Is she at least hot?

>>82154 I dunno, it's YOUR grandma.

>>82154 Monsters are always hot, no matter the age

>>82154 Show me a monster hag that isn't hot

>>82077 >can't recognize strongfat she's a powerlifter bro, she can OHP more than you

>>82159 Thise titties are just fat fat

>>82160 Just some bench press and mating press for those

Great green tits!

>>82161 >mating press Is there a machine for that or it's a dumbell exercise?

>>82163 Calisthenics generally but you can also use cables

>>82163 That anon you quoted is wrong, mating press doesn't work the chest area, it's more of a core, glutes and legs exercise in which you need a gym partner (Alp is optional) and you exchange with your partner when your set is done and you assist her with her set of reverse mating press It's also an excellent form of cardio