>>88100 There is a Kej, though.

>>88097 >She might not let you use her for transportation Would she always have much choice? I think it was earlier this thread we had a discussion about it, but it makes sense that dragons would hate using other forms of transport, especially long distance. Maybe horseback would be okay since that's kind of a noble, but many modes would either be slower or less safe than being in her care, right? But anyway, as long as she's not treated like a common packmule, being able to carry hubbie to and fro sounds like yet another thing to take pride in.

>>88049 >says dragons want a man who's actually stronger than her no it doesnt, its a conditional statement dependent on IF they recognize the man as being more powerful, not that they want a powerful man; theyre not lizardman

This is why I prefer a comfy afternoon playing tabletop games with my hag neighbors, no arguing, nothing sexual, just games and drinks until the next day

>>88104 yeah, and then you end up play settlers of ctan with anubis or monopoly with danukis and all hell breaks loose

>>88067 the mating rituals of lizards are overly complex but she seems like she's having a good time

>>88105 Clearly you need to find the middle ground and play Carcassonne, they'd all be too busy trying to make the bigger village with the best road to whatever Anon's making.

>>88107 How am I supposed to ride this dragon? I think I'll need at least two of 'em if I want to be carried anywhere.

>>88109 harpies can make it work, i'm sure dragons big or small will be fine

>>88109 You're supposed to "ride" her all right

>>88109 You don't ride her. SHE RIDES YOU. Anon gives her a piggyback ride at a medium pace. She is blushing with joy, but still tsun as fuck.

>>88092 LOL consolefag (proceeds to dominate the stupid fox with my MIGHTY FPS from my JUICED UP PC)

>>88104 >nothing sexual Their larp armors keep on breaking, those nipples are getting exposed and they are about to open the third bottle... so better buckle up

>visit an all-mamono party >expect it to be porn came alive, cranked up to 11 >they sit around playing tabletop games and talking about all mundane things >this party is total SHIT

>>88118 Well, you could take off your pants and make all hell break loose, or you could not be a filthy animal. What are the odds Anon found a party for married monsters and then gets kicked out?

>>88118 you can't expect nerds to take initiative

>>88119 >Or YoU CoUlD nOT bE A FiLtHy AnImAL!!! The Church of Muslim Puritans is two blocks down.

>>88120 Every single one of those nerds is 15 times as aggressive as me anon

>>88118 I'm 45, this is perfect. As long as we're all headed home by 9 or 9:30 it'll be perfect!

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION But Rei is a speed rapping imp.

Recently, a plane flew over our city, spilling chemtrails. These were like normal chemtrails, except they were dark purple and we've got black rain afterwards. Are our frogs going to get gay?

>>88118 Imagine monsters with freckles, glasses, addicted to tabletop games, MMOs and a bit overweight

>>88127 Can it be a chesh with freckles?

>>88127 Hex Maniac Troll gamer erotic

>>88129 >Her hands are so large she needs help moving the smaller pieces >You move to do so >Hands touch >"~Kyaaaaaa!~" >It'd be hot if you hadn't made the same sound at the same time.

>>88129 >she keeps offering you milk the whole night

>>88131 I don't think monstergirls would do that.

>>88132 they'll probably take the hint after the second time of you not going for it

>>88132 Her social skills are just awful

>>88118 Finally, easy to join kill team game with all mini painted

I need a drinking buddy

>>88125 No that's dumb you're dumb and most IMPortantly Imps are dumb

>>88126 >Are our frogs going to get gay? Only a little, then they gang up on (You)

*snap*

>>88141 Elves in modern society were a mistake

>>88127 Anubis but she's addicted to Factorio.

>>88143 Okay Tedriel Kaczynlas.

>>88144 >she goes out to eat, as per her schedule >quickly get on her PC and move half of the red circuit factories one tile to the side, so that one of them now has 1 extra space from the other factory There are many methods to turn the proud jackal into a panting bitch in heat, but this has to be the funniest and most ridiculous one.

>>88143 Ever since they became compatible with humans, the population of elves skyrocketed.

>>88147 Elves were always compatible with humans.

>wurm downloads Rimworld thinking it's gonna be hardcore porn (rimming is in the name, that must be serious stuff) >it turns out to be a distant colony simulator where people kill each other and make fuel out of human meat and dress up in human leather jackets >after accidentally destroying her computer in a fit of frustration she travels to Canada to find Tynan and rape him for creating such a massive bait

>>88099 NEON GENESIS EVANGELION But Kaworu is an Alp!

>>88150 Neon genesis evangelion where everyone is a goddamn fag, that I would watch.

>>88077 it's a sea bishop with embarrassingly large tits and very poor judgement on when people are looking for when she eats sea moss

>>88145 >sending dark matter letterbombs until the means of production are replaced by the means of reproduction How horrifying.

>>87910 >you spawn next to a kobold She can't brutally rape you, lol

>>88153 I like to think that Elven ecoterrorism looks like them sniping industrial sites with Fallopia japonica infused arrows that instantly takes root and within 1 hour you have newborn JK gyaru alraune brats running around wrecking everything, especially the trousers of the workforce. What do you expect with a name like "Fallopia Japonica?" anyway How is that not an alraune species already?

>>88155 It's all good until someone pulls out a flamethrower or a Weed-EX.

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