>>90413 rocketomaton would be a better fit, cant be all of them using floaty sci-fantasy bullshit.

>>90419 Accept party invites from brown warrior girls in town. Recruit defeated brown warrior girls into your party. Bring brown warrior girls home as wives from distant lands. Mating press brown warrior girls.

>>90419 Bless them for tacos, cocoa, and other delightful things.

>>90414 So what? Is this fire enough to get her to Mars?

>>90424 Anon, given the right motivation, a Hebi can achieve FTL travel with blue flames alone.

>>89483 why not go off the grid and live in a hidden fox village instead?

>>90425 >hebi achieves ftl to catch up to you fleeing her into space >forgets about future shock >arrives one thousand years later, when you are long since ded

>>90427 Nukis have fatter asses

>>90427 Amish times

>>90427 NTA but I thought about it. Unless they have the odd nekomata (I know it's a FOX village but being surrounded by fluff and having a kot is mandatory) I wouldn't feel good there

>>90431 if you asked, then im sure one of them would adopt one.

>>90427 at this point I would accept being foxed if it meant shelter from the modern world and access to an actual human life, with things such as the ability to defend my land and family without legal repercussions, to choose what I eat, and walk in the woods without surveillance or bioengineered ticks made to kill me in particular

>>90427 The "Hidden" Fox Village is on maps and in tour guides. No, if you want to get away you need to find the Forgotten Fox Village. You'll want to bring gifts of modern brushes and fire water to bribe your way into a position of high standing.

>>90432 But would they let me marry her?

>>90434 I don't want a position of high standing. that sounds horrible. I just want a quiet life where I can fish or plow fields or hunt or some other similar thing that contributes meaningfully to a small community without having a sword hanging over my head from something outside of my control. also a wife with a fluffy tail

>>90436 Even as a low standing commoner you’re gonna get a lot attention. Because you have a PENIS.

sorry foxes by the Tofugawa shogunate has decreed all visitors are banned

>>90440 I will smuggle myself in by pretending to be a fox myself. my reveal will be legendary

This is why I go to the zipangese island/isolated mountain community of onis and other beeg monsters. I can’t reach the door handles, but the food/drink is tasty and huge portions, and I enjoy being fawned over by beef zipangese monsters.

>beef zipangese monsters ms ushi-oni RUN AWAY

>>90443 A typo, but a good typo. Beef as in beefy. Beef as in starts fights. Beef as in I can eat beef off her tummy. Beef as in eating (out) the cow

>>90441 They're all going to click their tags and ngues at your pipe cleaner tails. Your conditioning routine must be awful.

>>90429 I would definitely go in a village with both

>>90445 I wouldn't besmirch the image by halfassing it

>>90446 The fox has nicer breasts. Where’s the butt?

>>90448 I'm more inclined to Nuki assets but Foxes are fine too

>>90384 Hebis are perfect no matter what colors they take

You gotta use a monster as a pillow before one uses you as a pillow. That's just the way it is

>>90451 if we cant both use her as a pillow then she isnt fluffy enough.

>>90448 I agree

>>90450 if a shirohebi isnt shiro shes just a fucking lamia

>>90458 No, kurohebis are real and they WILL hurt you. If you’re good~.

>>90459 THATS JUST A LAMIA /APOPHIS NO?

>>90427 Hidden fox village with Inaris Hidden dragon shrine with a Ryu and Shirohebis Hidden ninja village with Kunoichis and Tsuraras

>>90173 >>90458 TL Note: "hebi" means snake.

>>90461 hidden swamp full of kappas and akaname >>90462 So a non white shirohebi is just a lamia

>>90460 No, she is the evil counterpart of the Shirohebi. She is definitely NOT a shirohebi covered in black paint and deeply tanned. She did NOT see you checking out a montage of goth girls and become incredibly jealous.

>>90428 gotta get back, back to the past, samurai hebi

I could pass out from this softness.

>>90466 Do not mix herbs and alcohol anon.

>>90467 I wanna try absinthe someday.

>>90434 hidden fox gift shop hidden fox t-shirt hidden fox plushie incidentally they're currently having a golden week celebration (hidden)

>>90467 I thought that was benzos and alcohol unless you want to meet a lich or wisp.

>>90470 >unless you want to meet a lich or wisp. There are better ways.

>>90469 Don't forget those "I found the Hidden Fox Village" bumper stickers. They're everywhere. >>90471 Are there? Getting high/drunk as fuck, passing out, then waking up in a dead woman's lap doesn't sound so bad. Sure beats many of the alternatives.

>>90472 Well, not overdosing yourself to death sounds good enough, but dating is neat to, i've heard.

>>90470 The forced therapy is not worth it. Being a locked in a golden padded cell, full of soft plushies and constantly watch other by a Malef was very boring and stressful. Don't try this with mamonos

>>90475 I don't think that Malef had a medical degree.