large wocks make for good shade from the sun

I want hebi summer

>Cranky dragon (a normal dragon) >Genki dragon >Yankee dragon (the delinquent kind, not the FUCK YEAH kind)

too many reptiles at the beach, go skinny dipping at the pond if you want to hang out with amphibians instead.

>>89354 Amphibians are just very wet reptiles.

>ignore all of the warnings that the ashen wastes are a terrible place that even the best adventurers never return from, let alone a novice like you >briefly wonder if your map is wrong, because the place you found doesn't look like a scorched wasteland at all >but before you can turn around and leave, you're swarmed by lonely dragons and become another example of someone who never returned

What killed the dragons dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE.

>>89358 But the dinosaurs are alive and well. We have cockatrice AND dragons now, so really it's like having more dinosaurs than before. Wait Ms. Dragon, I wasn't calling you old or a spinster, I was just saying

>>89354 I go to the pond to feed the ducks

I want to polish Malef-sama's claws and brush her hair. It is what humans like me are meant for.

>>89361 you just want to get your hands on that meaty tail don't you?

>>89362 Well duh. But look at that hair, so long, soft and silky looking. All parts of Dragon are good they all must be touched and given appropriate attention and reverence.

>>89357 Lol, you inspired me.

>>89364 >Trashslop >Inspiration

>>89364 probably best saved for the AI thread anon

>>89362 Don't we all?

>>89362 I thought it's about touching her hands. Gotta work up the courage for proper handholding.

>>89368 What you do is grope her from behind while you oil her scales. They can't help but their big meaty claws on top of your hands when you do that, and now she's the hand holding slut.

>>89356 Notice that none of these dragons are wyrms or ryus.

THE GRILL MISTRESS IS READY TO GRILL.

>>89349 >wock refuses to exercise or go on a diet because she's a "bbw" now

>>89373 Good thing she doesn't know about the cake under my bed. Oh no, now she's stuck with her giant dragon but hanging out. The cake was a lie, of course.

I goon to dragons. I am a dragoon.

reptileposting

>>89376 Cows aren't reptiles.

>>89377 Second-last one isn't a cow, tho.

>>89378 I mean the middle one looks like just a cow with skin condition if you ask me.

>>89379 Second-last is objectively best. Middle one's terrible. Look at how smol her horns are.

>>89361 >>89363 Dragons have an incredible ability to commend reverence. Some want to worship and others want to conquer, but all desire the dragon.

>>89381 I entirely agree; I desire nothing more than to worship Miss Jabberwock's enormous dumptruck of an ass.

>>89382 Anon right now

>>89383 Okay, you got me, she indeed big.

>>89384 Big girls deserve love too.

>>89385 That they do.

>>89385 Yes

AND! Smol girls deserve love too. Also pancakes.

Dead hours

large demon honkers

>>89393 does anyone actually read the malef profile?

>>89394 50% of people are functionally illiterate

>>89396 she's easygoing and wants the sex

>>89398 no? her only crime is loving too much.

>>89394 Rejecting the profile and substituting your own is a common practice.

>>89401 suit yourself

>>89364 I like the idea but either learn to draw or hire a proper artist ya bum

Slime molds can easily solve labyrinths, therefore Slimes are a high-INT build, therefore Slimes know magic You cannot refute this logic

>>89400 Yes but normally that's used to make the women more personable, not to make them not only more aggressive but also less lewd in the same breath

>>89404 shoggy is smart shoggy knows everything shoggy knows all I am afraid of shog

>>89406 Mastah does not fear Wikipedia, why should mastah fear Shoggypedia?

>>89405 What's wrong with that?

>>89407 She less scary than Wikipedia's lies

>>89409 >This is the power of my Stand, ⸢Maid of Steel⸥

I need a hound to rescue me from this hell.

>>89391 >nipple spike >squirting tail >pubes That's one spicy demon

>>89408 >what's wrong with taking the waifu traits out of the waifu in a waifu setting Idk mang

Got inspired when Pyrows came up last thread.

>>89414 I am laughing at the look on her face in the last panel, well done.

And the second part, which started as a gift for >>89152 but I fit in a little something for >>88514 too. Enjoy!

>>89416 Mega MILF going to want a 2nd honeymoon no cap

>>89414 Very nice.

>>89416 At last, the elusive pregnant Pyrow art...

>>89413 It's modified, not taken out

even bogeys deserve a little worship every now and again. as a treat.

>>89423 Bogeys are predators.

>>89423 Yes, worshipped by being lifted on a high shelf! There she will watch over the bedroom and be counted mighty. Unless a cat drops her. But she is soft and will come to no harm even if this comes to pass.

>>89424 oh no, I sure would hate to be hunted and 'gobbled up' by one!

>The giant bogey flops on anon >She envelops him >Whole >Not a peep of anon visible to the outside world >Like this, in a cloud world of stuffing that smells of fabric softener, he has been devoured

>>89426 People are fooled by her seemingly harmless appearance, but bogies are silent stalkers of the night. They hide in the dark crevices of your room while you are asleep, and wait for the perfect chance to strike. It's a mystery onto how they get inside even the most carefully watched and locked room. Some say they just appear there, others even suggest that gloom and sadness creates them out of thin air. The more observant people however, have realized you can sense when there is a bogey nearby. They tend to hide as simple puppets, even using magic to seem like an inocuous object. A simple cuddling toy you can gift someone on a bad day, or a decoration that has strangely been there since you can remember. Their targets are non the wiser to their scheme, but once they enter your home there is nigh no chance to escape. Their victims go down in muffled screams and sobs. No one hears them even in the silence of the night, only rustling, as if the victim was simply having a bad dream.

>>89416 thanks man, nice one

What if Lich but instead of a kuudere in a cloak she is cute cheerful energetic gyaru/gothic lolita?

What if lich but bitch? I would a lich bitch because I am a bitch and that makes it incest, which is hot

>>89432 I would prefer a cc tomboy but is it a lich at this point?

>>89435 Call the cats.

>>89434 >wake up to this occupying your backyard one morning >spray her with Roundup® >oh no, now she's MEGA horny and mutating rapidly >pulls you in with a vine she suddenly grew as if she was a resident evil boss >anon goes missing for three days

>>89437 Uh, OK?

>>89440 But when he finally escapes, is he covered in hickies and bite marks?

>>89441 Tell them to come here, 3 fisho per mouse caught

>>89442 If he escapes. Then yes, every inch in bite marks. Coated in acid, claustro sweat and love juices. He will return. The brat won.

>>89444 Good girl.

>>89446 I volunteer as judge!

>>89446 >>89447 While the logistics of such a 'competition' and harem thereafter would be difficult, you can't deny that those girls got chompers.

What if I want to be thrown into a ghoul pit, have an entire clan of ghouls lick and suck and bite all over me and I become the Ghoul King?

>>89404 >Slime molds can easily solve labyrinths So can water. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVt-QHudRDA >>89411 sleep tite hellwan >>89414 >>89416 Nice. Since this implies Pyrow mom went through this too, it could be the family tradition.

>>89449 Do they live in a pit? They struck me as roamers. Also ghoul armpit.

>>89451 I've always thought of Ghouls as living in pits. I think it's the warcraft brain. Folklorically though, I think ghouls are based on arabian zombies, in which case one might imagine walking over a hidden and forgotten mass grave only for the desert floor to collapse and send you reeling into the arms of a dozen ghouls.

>>89452 I could get behind that. A dozen ghouls all chomping and glomping and sucking at whatever part of your body they can reach. But, I also quite like an active hunter. A ghoul who smells your flesh and feels your warmth, so comes shambling(do they shamble? Maybe run) into your tent in the dead of night to feast/rape/snore.

>>89453 Maybe it's more a The Nameless City vibe. Maybe you've got an active hunter that stalks you at night, taps at your tent, makes spoopy noises, raids your shit when you leave camp, and slowly but surely herds you towards her home where her sisters await in ambush, then delirious, frightened, dehydrated, you suddenly fall through the floor into the waiting arms and bosoms of a dozen ghouls. They moisturize your dried skin with their tongues and take turns slowly feeding you water mouth to mouth, all while stoking and stroking your lusts until you let out all the built up ordeal all over their faces.

It is considered a very gentlemanly behaviour to a greet a single wight by motor-boating her enormous milkers that are almost spilling out of her dress.

>>89455 How crass. The correct etiquette is to grab her ass while motorboating her enormous milkers.

>>89455 Uh, can I just hold her hand and ask her about her day?

>>89457 The correct technique is taking her hand and kissing it, as she is a high class lady. Just hope she isn't mischievous enough to activate the spectral claws when your face is that close.

>>89459 I can’t do that because I might accidentally nibble her hand like a slut.

Ghouls are the Choulest undead! Well, not by temperature. Ghouls famously are sweaty tomboys. But by coolness in terms of awesomeness!!! Well, I guess dragon zombies are also cool. And resurrection makes Lich pretty cool. Oh and wight has got a killer outfit. Hmm…

>>89460 >I might accidentally nibble her hand How to speedrun getting clawed

>>89459 I thought you were supposed to be kissing somewhere else

>>89463 there aren't many wrong answers

>>89464 Depends, if that's a ghost or phantom then every answer is wrong

>>89464 Undead Cait Sith who is into scat and core.

Druella please fix the economy and employ more Anubis.

>>89467 Also more mass transit. And more gyarus.

>>89467 >a socialist state run by bureaucrats Um, no.

>>89469 Anubis Office Lady enjoyers frown at your shenanigans.

>>89469 >I am the Khepri that arranges the blocks that descend for me from up above A collective regime of peace and love!

>>89469 It’s Druellanomics.

>>89469 Employ more Anubi (as exotic dancers, housewives or kindergarden teachers)

>>89471 >>89472 OK then. I'm out of the country.

>>89473 I think they would fit better as AI developers.

>>89474 Exit cum tax.

>>89477 Not applicable since I'm not a citizen of the country.

I chose the undead kingdom, where the taxes are low but to compensate they have a sky high inheritance tax.

I chose the volcano kingdom, where you have to pay a snack tax for every balrog Pyrow or other fiery gay to you pass.

I choose the Tei Tenga. No taxes, no regulations and a huge army of horny demons prowling everywhere.

I choose danuki tail. The rent is unaffordable and I’m forced to sell myself into daki slavery to a rich raccoon. At which point it’s easy street.

I choose the bug kingdom. I will ask where the Ushi forest is so I can ask Miss Ushi for Uppies.

I choose the malef's castle, I'm in charge of the tax

>>89485 correction: she is in charge

Oh no the sexy BUG tax collectors have come to collect my “unpaid taxes” and investigate me sexily for “tax evasion”

fuck taxes anprim now

The colony on Trappist-IV is simply too underpopulated and underdeveloped to build any sort of functional government. Distant, too. Big Sister over at Earth can't monitor our gains from this far away.

I chose the impossible. I chose... RAPTURE!

>>89483 That's why having a Danuki in the family is so good

I rejected those answers; instead i chose something different I chose the impossible I chose Rapture A city where the single would not fear the rape Where kot need not fear the monday. Where the small would not be tyrannized by the great!

>>89490 They asked him how exactly a decadent anarcho-capitalist city under the sea was supposed to work and Atlas shrugged.

>>89493 It worked enough to produce amazing plasmids giving us super-powers.

>>89494 and how did that work out?

>>89492 >>89493 Pictured: splicer addict going straight to the source

>>89490 ah damnit someone beat me to the punch >>89493 You see, right on the border of where the Far Plane intersects with the ocean, if you sit right on that trench's edge, you intersect with an extreme leyline of mana that allows for some spectacular stuff

>uuurrgghh I'm so enlightened by my own intelligence huuuurgh t. Guy who let an entire tribe of zap weasels into the under water electric city just because they had money.

>>89486 No, I do the administrative stuff, she does the looking good stuff

>>89485 >>89486 <Do you feel in charge?

Wikifag here, archive update failed due to some obscure database error (couldn't find the created temp despite having access). It will be down until I redo the installation on the host.

>>89501 Ganbatte!

>>89501 It's over. It's so over. It's never been more over. We're done. Pack it up. There's no recovering from this.

>>89498 I let in a different tribe so they could have cool dance battles for supremaSEA.

>>89503 I want to make undead babies with a Banshee bloated to perfection so bad

>>89500 >Yes and you? <Yes and you? They said in unison before fighting over it in bed

I wish for genie panties

>>89508 I dream of Genie panties. Would Djinn would appreciate old television shows?

>>89509 I suppose so? It may end with cuddle sex on the couch.

The Djinn are cruel monsters. Don't let their servile words and 'master' fool you. She's waiting for a convenient innuendo to twist your wish into something sexual, an excuse to punish you for your greedy wishes, or a demand for more magical energy. Don't rub lamps.

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET CORRECTED GET CORRECTED GET CORRECTED

PAP PAP PAP PAP

>>89513 I imagine moffs spread moff dust all over the place like Tinkerbell, maybe they just need anti-dandruff shampoo

>>89514 I wonder what moff fluff even is. Concentrated mamono mana particulates?

>>89515 Oh, no, nothing so glamorous. It's just skinflakes from their wings.

it's generally a bad idea to huff anything monsters emit.

>>89517 AHAHAHAHA

>>89517 idk if a wight could vaporize her ectoplasm, I'd probably snort it

>>89518 AHHHHHHH NOT THE PARM

>anon is an average sized man with an Abaddon little sister and an Abaddon big sister >both are way bigger than him

>anon has sex with boog >more boog generated >infinite boog glitch

>Infinite boog >Non-infinite appol >Infinite sad

>>89527 >>89528 Perhaps bug numbers could be controlled by some mechanism

>>89529 Why contain it?

>>89518 That sprite reminds me of Ragnarok online and now I'm sad because of nostalgia...

Genie not so smug when I pour alcohol in her lamp, or raging mushroom tea in her lamp.

>>89531 I got my first taste for Lamia titties back there in 2004 since they had exposed nipples, even in the card, hell so many monsters had exquisite knockers and succulent bodies

>>89521 I like a girl who digs up in her butt.

>>89530 Everything is good in moderation. There is a thing as too much boog.

>>89534 (two) elegant ladies that, once you get them alone and in private, may behave in a way you don't expect. also they got big butts.

>>89536 I like girls who dig in each other's butts

>>89537 I'd dig in to their asses.

All these fat bottomed girls seem to have hygiene issues.

>>89540 That's not the case, the anons talking about them above simply have brain problems

>>89541 I had brain problems until I took my shogicine. Now my brain is totally clean!

>>89541 Bran full of huffin spore from hat butt make me smart.

>>89540 It can't be hard to convince one to bathe with you.

>>89544 Trolls no problem. Horc though? You have to condition them to enjoy bathing (and also condition their hair when they bathe).

>>89545 No problem either, pigs like being clean.

>>89546 Yeah, and giving a sweaty, active, beeg exhausted horc the wash sounds nice. Brush, comb shampoo and conditioner her mofu/hair. Sponge all the crevices from between her boobs to under the arms to her feet to her butt to the back of her neck under the fluff. Even give her curly tail a scrub.

>>89473 go on

<"Might I ask what master is working on?" >"I'm documenting your biology. We knew the ancients created artificial workers but I never thought I'd encounter a living specimen."

I think we should put more monsters in motorcycle suits because it makes them look sexy.

>>89551 Correct

>>89552 She could do some crazy stuff with that suit, because it is made of Shog.

>>89551 No, put them in Office Lady outfits because it makes them look sexy!

>>89536 Imagine the anal tug of war between those massive asses

>>89547 >Shampoo her >Brush her >Rub her down with your bare hands, lingering in all the best places >Once she's good and horny, rail her 'til the sun goes down >Finish shower >Come home the next day, don't see her lazing on the couch like usual >Go into the bathroom to see this

>>89557 better get to work

>>89557 This but with an ANGRY, BITEY kot.

>>89559 Which breed? Even a ragamuffin?

>>89559 THIS

>>89557 Pigs really are smart, she knows I couldn't say no to her looking at me like that.

>>89560 A ragemuffin? That sounds IDEAL.

>>89560 ragamuffin werecat Very cute and fluffy

>>89564 She would be totally sick of me petting her fuckin' constantly.

>>89565 >Bites your hand when you pet her >Bites your hand when you stop petting her This is why I can't cats. A dog would never.

>dog and kot both fight for anon when portals open >ends in him marrying both >they go from rivals to friends and sister wives >now anon has to deal with a scheming kot and a frightfully enthusiastic dog >and by deal I mean he has to use both hands to pat both simultaneously >though a single slip up could spell double pawjob or blowjob where the difference in digits/tongues is clear

>>89566 This is why I love kots.

>>89548 They're good at being sexy brown girls, keeping track of things and following orders from the few superiors they have, and atleast some of them are probably pretty good at feminine nurturing jobs, respecively.

Boobs

Integrated metro systems that I can fuck Anubis on

Monster boobs!

Public transport with rape carriages you go on to get molested by beeg monsters!

The ushi-oni has her fangs anchored into my skin, but this is just something they do for stability. No venom is being injected, so I am completely fine.

>>89576 If I were ever in your position, I would give her sad puppy eyes until she injects venom.

>>89562 If they are truly smart then they should be offering their delicious pork butts to me in my presence

fox

>>89576 Makes sense to me. If I had an ushi I'd hug her for stability as well.

>>89580 Ask her for Uppies you COW-ard!

>>89575 i'll just take the abaddon express

>>89583 >It's just bugs in a conga line

>>89584 it'd work on me

>>89583 Best bug auntster in the kingdom

>>89584 greenworms are going to crash

>>89587 anon squished between two wonderworms that don't feel like moving anymore

>>89587 i forgot the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3IEw7Klp70

>>89579 I like big ears and I cannot lie You other Anons can't deny When a fox walks in with big ol' twitchy ears and a thick tail in your face you grab fluff

>>89590 it takes a strong will to not pet or grope every beast girl within grasp

Dead hours

>>89592 Walpurgis Night claimed so many unwary souls...

>>89381 why do malefs destroy less stuff than normal dragons? all they do is lounge around in their underwear and say mean things and act superior has she forgotten what it's like? to use power? to exercise her will?

>>89595 Do you interrupt your important day to go stomp on anthills and smash bee hives? Do you not have more important things to enjoy, schemes to plot? It is a childish thing to flex one's might where it is unnecessary, you prove nothing but wanton barbarity. A creature as proud and noble as a dragon better spends her time plotting methods to make her selected mate fall hopeless for her.

People yammer on and on about shogloaf, but personally I prefer Miss Shog's homemade gabagoo instead.

>>89596 What's the point of being 4'5" and flat as a board if you don't do childish things like stomp a few anthills and scream?

I wish I had a dragon to light up my day. She could really get me all fired up. I think it would be quite lit. Perhaps she could start a flame in my heart.

>>89579 face in fox tits dick in fox pussy hands in fox hands tongue in fox mouth life in fox village

>>89598 Because she isn't universally 4'5", flat, and not childish at all specifically to contrast with those traits when they appear.

>>89601 >life in fox village equals slavery plowing fields of soybean, is this what you desire?

>>89604 >plowing fields of soybean yes

>>89606 Better soy sauce than boy sauce, I always say.

Looking at the malef breathing pink fire pictures I have, I am starting to think of Eros Malef again. Imagine Eros malef spewing heart-shaped fireballs at you.

>>89609 That sounds amazing. Would a Malef have a massive chest or remain flat tho?

>Smug powerful dragon >Barron chest It's like gloating over an empty coffer.

I think a dragons waist is more important

>>89608 >matting press Only works for Anons named Matt.

>>89606 But it's so salty...

>>89595 She's baiting for mating press

>>89621 >Not matt so matting press >Not a miss so no missionary >Not a dog so no doggy style >Not a pile so no pile driver >Not a blow so no blowjob >Not a lotus so no lotus position (this one hurts most) >Not a cow so no cowgirl It's over, it's so over, it's never been this over and now it's more over than it's ever been

>>89623 It's too late, Anon. I joked about your misspelling and now you will be sent to the Hakutaku pits for reeducation.

It is too late. I have already depicted you with a minor spelling mistake and me as grammatically correct.

>>89626 Big this gal energy.

>>89626 Oughtn't it be "myself as being grammatically correct", neko?

>>89625 No because I don't like cows.

>>89625 Best cow are not real cows, very sad but very true.

>>89631 Not true; best cows are cows. Spider cows.

Lifies swerve, chilled milk truck coming through

Tiger print > cow print

>>89635 Tiger cursive > tiger print

>>89624 Get the wonderland reverse-a-curse and it's not over! >Be jackass, get an anubis >Be a huge bore, get a high orc >Have a cat's tongue, get a Cheshire who loves oral >Be pretty fly for a white guy, get a hot beelzebub >Give no fucks, get a kitsune (this works better if you're German) >Be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, the magic goes WTF and you get a jabberwock in the kitchen >>89373

Hmm face in soft sticky shroom hyphae

>>89635 I wish I had a tiger to milk.

>>89639 Is tiger milk spicy like tiger balm?

Tigers have huge behinds. Nobody knows why. It’s not exactly good for stealth. Maybe it makes their pounces more powerful.

>>89640 It should be mild and smooth. >>89641 Some muscle is vital for shapely butt and legs.

>>89642 But it alters which cardboard boxes she can fit in and find comfy

>>89641 Glutes are the seat of power, there's a reason why statues of heroes have shapely asses If you make any kind of athlete, warrior, or hero and remove their ass then you've undermined the ideal

>>89643 Even the biggest cats are adaptable when it comes to cardboard boxes.

>>89645 This is the most powerful and regal of positions. A jinko, for her final test before becoming a master, must fit in the box. Look at how she fits so neatly. It is as if the box were made for her, or rather, she is like liquid filling a vessel. Water filling a cup. Serene. In her essence. This is power.

>>89644 Ah that explains why gargoyles got mad cake. It also explains why jinko bunny kicks are so dangerous.

>>89646 And yet some cats will eat the box.

>>89648 The way of the warrior is not always a straight path.

>>89646 I want to pet her head with both hands at the same time

the summer is soon arriving hebis expect their husbands to cling on their cool and smooth tail like how they coil their husbands body during winter

>>89650 It is you who is headpat.

>>89653 Mutual headpat? Fine with me

>>89652 Tail has no boobs

Milk your snakes (from venom (using your neck as a venom receptacle))

>>89656 turns out mine is a constrictor

>>89656 This, it has "bad business" written all over it.

>>89655 You can hug their tail and boobs

>>89658 Two snek wives, one venomous the other a constrictor, who are always at each others throats over which is snexier. And by at each others throats, I mean at your throat.

>>89659 They get antsy if venom builds up.

>>89662 Anon, I don't wanna die.

>>89660 That’s too complicated when the summer heat is on. Need simple.

>>89663 Don’t worry about it

LIVE ACTION REMAKE OF AH! MY GODDESS Starring Miss Ushi as Belldandy

>>89666 Something something sake badger

>sneks biting your neck to inject >vampires bite your neck to suck Are sneks just inverse vampires? Or vampires are the inverse sneks? I don't get it.

>>89664 Hebi coiled and boobs to the face There problem solved

>>89668 >Snekpire bites Anon’s neck >Doesn’t know what to do >Passes out from the stress Very cute, would marry

>>89668 You should see what happens if a snek and a vampire both go after anon. The vampire claims she is sucking out the venom. The snek claims her venom deters the vampire from stealing blood. The anon cums.

>>89670 She ought to do like she's breathing: >suck blood in <blow venom out >in <out >in <out

Wear a turtle neck sweater - that will signal to the sneks and vamps you're neck is protected, covered and not at all nibbleable.

>jumping arachne >super smart >super fluffy >overall cute and bouncy These girls sound like they'd be the idols of the spider world, you think the big spoopy widows feel a sense of inferiority?

>>89673 Tease...

>>89673 >When he pulls at the collar and you get a glimpse of neck

>>89676 >Collar on apo HOT

>>89674 Jumping spiders feel like they should all be petite. It'd be harder to make others feel inferior when the little cuties are so easily breast mogged.

>>89674 high velocity hugs

>>89599 Consider loli metallic Dragons Their noble good alignments, dazzling silver/gold/platinum scales and heavenly beauty. The inherent justice in their flatness, and tendency for closeness with humans in their pear shaped bodies

>>89681 >noble good alignments I'm going to align them to deez nuts.

>>89674 The big scary spider cannot feel a sense of inferiority if I'm showering her in love and affection.

>>89676 Biters get the ballgag

>>89673 Thanks for the advice, but I think armored plates are more effective at this.

>>89687 armor is just for cosmetics

>>89689 >vampire tries to pierce through your armored neck >breaks her fangs >snek tries to bite you in the neck >breaks her fangs "Cosmetics", yeah.

>>89691 they gain demonsilver properties which should include armor piercing for all that good, clean fun

>>89692 My armor also includes demon silver and it will still break their fangs.

>>89693 you got the brain problems (bad, derogatory).

Look at this creature. Pure Evil. What vile and malicious thoughts must be going through her head?

>demon silver vampire fangs >meet demon plasteel plate armor >they demon break and the vamp demon backs off while demon crying.

>>89695 >What vile and malicious thoughts must be going through her head? She's literally plotting a genocide on humans (as per UN definition)

>>89694 Nigger, if you stick a fork in the power outlet, you'll get super gangsta powah. That will allow you to fix all the brain problems in the world. Do it.

>>89697 UN are fags. Kitsune did nothing wrong.

>>89681 >loli metallic dragons Copper! Gentle bronze skin, malachite green eyes, beautiful resonant voice! Also because cunny in CN internet speak is 铜 so it's extra punny!

I'm gonna bite a vampire's neck and see how she likes it

>>89701 quite a bit I would imagine

>>89701 <"What are you doing, anon?" >she just keeps staring at you as if you're a minor nuisance >forgot that you don't have the fangs to bite anyone

Meow meow Mrrrrrrow!

>>89705 Squirt bottles would be a necessary tool for men wandering the streets of cities infested with Werecats

>>89706 Well that is kinda rude.

The batvampcatdogtaurgoniamaid.

>>89705 Since it's Friday I want to see if my auntster can keep meowing like that while I push her face into the pillow

>>89706 Do not make the mistake of taking a squirt bottle in a city infested with kobolds and other canine monsters. You'll just end up with a harem, and/or possibly at a pool party.

>>89709 You need to be gentle with your auntster, shower her with love and care since she's still a maiden

>>89708 Where does the "gonia" part come from, and why does it not contain boog?

It's Friday! But since it's labor day in most countries it's a fukl day with your auntster, and to commemorate the day you can have enough fun together until she eventually has to go into labor, if you know what I mean

>>89713 I like my aunt slim or a lolibaba

>>89712 gon - dragon ia - lamia this chimera is 98% succ and 2% other monsters but she likes to claim to be the ultimate chimera

What if your mom has a ton of sisters? Do they share? Is it a harem? Do they take shifts? They fight each other?

>>89716 >Do they share? Is it a harem? Do they take shifts? They fight each other? all of the above.

>>89716 Yes

>>89706 No, just use your hands and PET PET PET

>>89700 >Copper! Gentle bronze skin, malachite green eyes, beautiful resonant voice! Also because cunny in CN internet speak is 铜 so it's extra punny! That does sound nice, including the appropriate name. Her singing would be cute. I can't remember that well what exactly the various metallic dragons are like, but I think this is what some of the MGE-fied ones would be like(?): >Silver Dragon: very friendly, big romantics, have to restrain themselves from absolute succubus behavior. The lolis have more difficulty resisting those impulses >Gold Dragon: majestic and proud but loves goodness and fairness over haughtiness. The lolis might be princess-like and just a little bratty >Platinum Dragon: rare, almost divine and radiant like a Ryu or a special Inari or some other benevolent semi-godly monster. The lolis would probably be a step softer- and gentler- natured than the fully grown ones >naturally, all of the above share the traits of being very intelligent and personable and loving human cock

>>89716 Make them play hardcore D&D every Friday and the last one standing has the right that weekend to claim you as their price

>>89720 Copper would essentially be a Cheshire cat in a dragon's body.

>>89711 Nonsense, my auntie likes it rough to the point she ends up taking the lead and I have to brace for impact

Yeah fuck mom!

>>89724 Hi fuck mom, I'm dad

>>89725 That one doesn't even make sense.

>>89703 >implying you need fangs man can train raw bite strength she will have the hickies in this relationship, not me!

ogre bites can make you chronically dependant on beeg green titties, affectoin and thirsty for ogre milk.

>>89695 Shee seems to be engaged in deep thought on how cute our bloodline-destroying children will be. >>89714 I'll accept the matronly aunt fox.

>>89714 hope you can hold your liquor then. they tend to overcompensate for their youthful appearance when engaging in adult vices.

>>89716 that would depend on the species. certain ones would have a few too many siblings to share with...

>>89729 Spending labor day with my Oni auntster

>>89714 I want a Bapho auntie that milks me dry as often as she can

>your new adventuring party won't outright say that they only brought you along as a mana battery >but really what other use could three dragons have for a random human fighter?

>>89735 Anon, all auntsters do that

>>89736 >they're all focused on support abilities. >their actual goal is to power you up enough to beat their monster supremist friend.

>>89736 Hey, don't underestimate the power of mana battery. If you spec into it high enough you can start supercharging your teammates, drain the enemies, or cast mana explosion.

>>89723 This manti looks so gentle, it's the best

>>89731 >Water Uh-huh. Thankfully, at worst, MAMONO MANA would protect the baby from any booze-related nastiness. Hard to imagine ogres and oni going sober for that long otherwise.

>>89742 Mamono FAS just gives them femdom tendencies

Mmm femdomhound

>>89736 They need a face. Humans are great faces, it is known.

>>89744 Femdom hound? More like, stupid dog. H

>>89736 Konosuba tought me that without that man, nothing can be done with them.

>>89746 Yes she stupid but loveable and big.

>>89746 >Courage the cowardly hellhound

>>89749 Return the slab.

>>89736 >new adventuring party is three metallic Dragon lolis >"brave human, we've graciously chosen to train you into a great hero and lend us our strength" >after the first quest it's all but obvious you're the one carrying the team and everyone else is actually just level 1 little girls >copious amounts of mana will still be transferred during this journey

>>89750 If she wants it so bad she should marry me, then we'll both have it. >TFW you will never be able to tell anyone that your wife fucks like a dead fish >They will never understand that you were actually complimenting her because holy shit can a girl who floats and doesn't need to breathe get nasty

>>89754 Mamono don't even explain why you should get raped, will just strip in the middle of the street and look at you like this.

>>89755 She's already made her point.

>>89709 Drunk friday with the old cat from the office

>>89756 By spreading her armpit?

>>89758 It's an invitation to get lewd

You know, it's a shame the whole "The Abbadon Queen is trying to take over the mamono lord throne" wasn't true after all. MGE could really use some kind of ongoing events. It's been so long since we got stuff like that.

God dammit I want a Dark skin tomboy dragon gf to make love to me on the beach all day with lots of affection and kissing

>>89761 Damn, turn her into a Malef and it would be such a good scenario especially if it just got isekaied

I want a monster to do a crossword with me

I long for the Friday purrjob. The pure bliss and calm of such an act would be near divine

>>89763 That can't go right >Haku just immediately gives you the answer >Hellhound tries, and then rips off the newspaper and burns it as soon as she gets stuck >Giant slug just makes it unusable. She was so close to completing it too. >Harpy pretends like she can't fill it out just so that she can see you use your dextrous hands >Jub just grinds on the paper. Her fluids dry into letters forming the answers. You aren't quite sure how that works.

>>89765 >Grem refuses to solve any of them directly, insists on deriving an algorithm/robot that can do it for her >Automaton looks at crossword, inserts it into her mouth, chews and prints out the 'completed' crossword (every answer is sexual) >Dragon demands control of the paper, for the mere human puzzle is no match for a mind such as hers. Within minutes she is fuming at her lack of progress, and demands 'SILENCE' even if you haven't said anything.

>>89765 >Haku just immediately gives you the answer Big if true. That's as close as a haku gets to delinquency; they're supposed to be good at teaching. >>89754 Her nipples are dribbling and she wants me to pay attention to her armpits? Fat chance.

>>89766 Automaton-chan please stop wasting printer ink, its expensive.

Is this dog safe?

>>89769 Safe to impregnate, yes.

>>89769 Of course! She's just very excited about the womb tickles she's about to get one way or the other.

>>89761 >God dammit I want a Dark skin tomboy dragon gf to make love to me on the beach all day with lots of affection and kissing Same with a loli gyaru dragon

If you count every day that she has been alive it means she has on average sex ~8 (7.6) times a day and ~52 (51.6) orgasms a day or 6-7 orgasms per intercourse. Which means on average 2 orgasms per hour for her entire life. Realistically at least ~15 years or up to few centuries would have passed before she got married so the actual ratio would be even higher.

>>89773 that's a lot of kits

>>89774 I swear foxfags are going to ruin the world with overpopulation. You go out to grab a beer from the local store and a gang of foxlets jump you and try to rapemarry you.

>>89774 Such is the power of kitsune fertility.

>>89773 >only 164 children >After being alive for 1.5k years. Rookie numbers.

>>89775 >overpopulation We have a new contender for overbreeder.

>>89773 >>89777 >only 4 tails >only 164 children i sense some kind of stunted growth thats keeping her back, maybe its the magic that makes her husband immortal being too costly.

>>89348 Loen still draws and does MGE, too? Neat. He was among my favorites back from when I got into it. Also maybe late for this, but what's up with the Nextcloud gallery? Will it be back?

>>89780 Technical problems. >>89501

The wicked become worse when they are tolerated.

>>89783 >Lactose intolerant Inari talking about zipangu holst.

>>89773 >6-7 orgasms per intercourse. Is her husband a sex god, is she extra sensitive, or is this normal for monsters?

>>89785 Probably all 3 to some degree.

>>89785 She’s a very young at heart fox and does it for the meme.

>>89785 Mamono cum when you pull on their tail and she has four of them, go figure

>>89773 right-angle-funny-face-ahh fox

>>89110 Snockings are real, Apopcicle has to slip into a tail snowsuit for her Winterstown adventures or her poor snek body won't stop shivering for a week! Apopcicle can't issue commands when her teeth are chattering, she needs to be in top form to rule over the snow kingdom one day

>>89790 Apopcicle blanket cuddles...

>>89790 >>89791 >be me >be lonely >see apopsicle >start handholding with apopsicle >she blushes and is too warm because even though it's summer she is dressed for winter

>>89790 >Apopcicle tail snowsuit So she dares to venture out into the cold. I suppose it is a necessary sacrifice of heat if she is to attract a mate.

>>89797 Boop the cold nose, ahah, boop, boop

>>89792 Isn't this the cute post that was supposed to make fun of us but in fact is just cute? >>89793 Snek Tindr v. hard to navigate in Icetown, please understand. >>89797 Cute snek v. cute. Would explain sweaternapping to her for mutual benefit. >>89798 Cold noses are WELL KNOWN to be signs of spousal abandonment and merit MANY BITES.

>>89775 This is zerg fox rush!

>>89799 An apopcicle would only need to lift her sweater from the hem and I'd wriggle in myself to share my warmth.

>be anon >crying about Foxfags ruining the world with wanton mating >get snatched by 10 foxes >now is the biggest fluff lover in the whole country

>>89801 >Apopsicle wears like twelve layers of absurd military gear designed for arctic survival >Anon keeps trying to explain to her the process of sweaternapping >She's gotten the unzipping and de-layering process down to a tight 2 minutes, 8 seconds. >Anon sighs. >The things he does for love.

thinkin bout them dogs

>>89805 Sir, that's clearly a cow, and as dog impersonation is ILLEGAL, she's under arrest.

>>89806 nonsense, nothing about this says cow, this is 100% pure hellhound

>>89807 Oh, you poor cow-brained boy.

>>89808 look these are perfectly natural sized tits for a hellhound to have, i don't see the problem here

Never update your FOSS to it's latest version when it's still working fine, anons. Links will be back up when I wake up tomorrow and change them.

>>89800 >Fox rush! >Kitkitkitkit! My wife won't be offended if I refer to her as Queen of Babes, right?

>>89778 Fox auntie and Abaddon auntie are both fine

>>89774 >There is one fox in Anon's home >There are seven foxes in Anon's home >There are thirteen foxes in Anon's home >There are nineteen foxes in Anon's home >There are... Turns out, with lifespan matching, one fox can turn into an unreasonable amount of foxes in a comparatively short time, especially when you consider each kit will likely go out after a number of years and repeat the process with their own husband

i for one would overpopulate the world with slimes

>>89797 >Apopcicles still thinking it's cold Down here in rattler country it's practically summer! The snakegals here have learned to lure a man with barbecue, then tell him her venom's the only thing that'll cool him down. Even our resident wizard got taken by surprise.

>>89810 Isn't that true for all software? Also, don't you have a VM or something to test it before unrolling on main server? If it's fucked, you'll know it before you fuck the data.

>>89773 Grandma I think you have made enough kids, now put your clothes back on or mom will get mad

>>89817 you're being unreasonable

>>89816 It killed itself serverside. And since I'm limited in what I could do by the cloud host, I had to reinstall the software there, which prompted the need to resync everything there, since the database got corrupted when the installation killed itself mid-update. At no point was the data in danger of being fucked, since only the cloud archive itself had these issues. Besides, I already backed up everything local before I started the update. Just in case.

>>89817 How coukd you say no to your own grandma you heartless prick. Now go, apologize to her and start copulating like a good child.

Though speaking of sneaky snakes, the gal in the third pic here >>89352 deserves a medal >Love husband to bits >Work's running him ragged but he says you're too clingy >Grumble about it, but for him you'll try, settle for more home cooking to at least get him home for dinner >After a winter of this you've both put on a few pounds >Decide to hit the gym, send him a selfie after finishing a set >Suddenly he's blowing up your phone <Are you okay babe? <There aren't any creepy men there? >Oh, how the tables have turned >Innocently suggest he could join you here... >Or join you for a different kind of exercise tonight >As soon as his meeting ends he speeds over like a rocket

>>89820 >copulating It's been a while since I heard that word

>>89820 Incest is good but I have my limits

>>89775 Foxes are some of the better monsters out there, generally I wouldn't mind a few assertive foxes grabbing me for themselves.

>>89824 They're certainly inoffensive. Even if they're not your favorite, no one hates a fox.

>>89824 they're the succubus of beastgirls(complimentary)

>>89817 If you don't let her give you kids then you don't truly love her

>>89627 imagine the smell... her stiny neetness

>>89828 >her stiny neetness Anon, you're already falling for her if your spelling is this bad.

>>89820 If my grandma looked like that though...

>>89830 MY GRANDMA IS DEAD

>blizzard in May OK miss whitehorn, you made your point. Call the ice queen off.

>>89831 My condolences But on the other hand you still have your mother

>>89785 Somewhat normal Mamono cum easy, they just want more

>gremlin becomes shy and reserved because she's afraid she's being too much >"stop worrying! I love how how you lovebomb me." >ears go up >gets her idea face

>>89835 Are you me? I'd barely finished drawing this as trial for a longer comic and your post appears. Just whisper in her ear...

>>89837 is she building a bomb I hope it's a bomb i hope it's full of confetti and confession powder

You would never guess what I would want to do on a koturday like that one snooze with the kot for the whole morning

>>89842 It's all fun and snoozes until the batcat gets the zoomies

>>89843 It's a nice switch to sex mode before qn another round of snooze

>>89805 >thinkin bout them dogs That's probably not what you meant, but feet get very little love here.

>>89822 mating > copulating > breeding > making love > having sex > {power gap} > fucking

>>89846 you forgot fornicating, its part of the 4 Fs

>>89846 >not putting making love first. Ms Cupid is very disappointed.

>>89847 >fornicating absolutely haram

>>89846 i like coupling

For me its fraternizing and soliciting.

>>89850 Coupling, you say...

>>89852 >For information on coupling and a list of available commands, say "help". >Please hug to continue.

>Until portals open, Automatons don't receive much love because they don't live in a society that understands computer language I mean, sure it's not like they exactly run on c++ I'm sure whatever language the ancients used to create their robutts was different, but it still strikes me as somewhat sad.

>>89854 >monster snow white is about an automaton being taken out of sleep mode

>>89855 >"Prince" is just the portal anon who knows to check if she's plugged in and turn her off and on again.

>>89842 My fellow man of culture!

>>89857 Nice, thanks mate

>>89818 >I'll put all my tails together. I don't want to seem unapproachable. The boy might be intimidated by power. >Speaking of being approachable, I know exactly what to wear.

>>89818 Bitch has a blind zone as if she was one of those ridiculous american pick-ups

>>89862 and just like them she rolls over children

Science hippies discovered that there used to be AN EVEN BIGGERER SQUID in the Earth's oceans millions of years ago. Show your appreciation to cephlapod supremacy today!

>>89865 All fairy tails and myths are true, it's how our species recorded pre-history. Giants, demons, it's all true. It's just a matter of unlocking the kernel from the mythological chaff.

Total cuddlecore victory

>>89868 Did she make heart-shaped things out of food for the lunchbox?

>>89868 >cuddlecores are calmer and will talk to humans >this makes them more likely to score mates >their children pick up the same traits >go bait childhood frends at the local park with their cuddly fluff >...... >the aggressive rapey manticore is a mere legend Domestication is terrifying

beware hellhound childhood friends. they may share interests when you are both young, but they grow up, and then you may fall in love

>>89831 ANON'S PELVIS MUST FALL

>>89869 Most likely but it's always the case if she's an Eros priestess >>89871 Rape also produced off springs but on the long run, the tamed one will multiply more

I'm not drinking Merlot!

>>89877 I'm going to get a rich Styros dunk on the cheapest wine i can find and then take pictures to blackmail her.

>>89878 >implying a Satyros would be that trashy Unless you're talking about literal garbage swill, a $60 bottle will taste just as good if not better than a $600 and the Satyros would know that better than any one. They'd have no issues with drinking cheaper wine.

>>89879 60 dollars is enough to buy waaaaaaaaay the fuck more than 1 bottle of wine, you ludicrous spendthirft. You can get genuinely cheap wine for like 5 bucks a bottle, or one of those gallon jugs or bagged wines if you wanna really go nuts on a budget.

>>89879 Carton wine. And she's going to like it.

some monsters will drink anything as long as it's alcoholic. it doesn't mean you shouldn't encourage them to drink better stuff. they deserve better.

>>89882 My ogre wife will clear 30 packs of Hamms with me and she will like it, goddamn it!

>>89883 yeah she will like it. i hope you like drunk, handsy, sweaty sex (you may end up fucking her thighs or ass if you are clumsy). at least mamano mana cleans hangovers, and gives you morning wood.

>>89884 >drunk, handsy, sweaty sex Oh, no, my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery and delicious!

>>89885 >Fiesty but clumsy mouthrape kisses >Licking beer off her sweaty stomach/thighs - if you're lucky it's only those two >3 rounds, then pause to rehydrate, 3 more rounds, mamano banana keeping you hard adn rejuvenated but still pleasantly drunk >groping her horns while she gives you the drunk sloppy head >laughing at something random for like 20 minutes even though it's not funny and you can't remember why you thought it was funny the next day >getting smothered under ogre butt for 10 minutes cause she got distracted and forgot you were there

>>89886 This but with an Ushi Oni.

>>89886 This but with a chesh and a manticore

>>89888 Best I can do is a werecat covered in actual bats.

>>89889 Can't say no, one cat call another and soon the collection should grow Also bat are cute

>>89890 >Werecat took care of bat family after tragic bat accident outside a movie theater >Now many bats see her as home >MANY bats, across multiple generations >She's a lil scary but the bats are fruit bats so they wouldn't hurt a fly

>>89832 Perfectly normal for boreal climate, by the way. Canadians, Scandinavians and a good portion of Russians are very used to this kind of weather.

>>89891 >Fruit bats Let's gooo, it's even sweeter deal

>>89893 No, Anon! THINK ABOUT IT! You're going to have to buy so much fruit now! Like half a fridge of it! And you'll have bat poop everywhere! Think of the bat poop!

>>89895 Guano can be turned into pottery, I learned this from Ace Ventura 2

>>89892 But not Apopsicle, and Miss Whitehorn has beef with her ever since Apopsicle moved in and started trying to bite all the cute boys.

>>89895 big bat fat tats

>>89897 Not the Grape Snake's fault that Ms. Whitehorn is a fucking centaur.

>>89898 >pushed up bewbs to look bigger Fucking fake.