Okay so I may be a big nerdy learncow bait by saying this, but I was reading Roland Barthes' book Lover's Discourse, where he recognizes one figure of said discourse being the idea of "atopos" (Greek), that the one we love is so special and unique that she cannot be categorized or classified, that she's in a set of 1, herself. After that preamble, only question remains: what makes YOUR waifu so special that she can't be classified, categorized or in any other way compared to anyone else?

SIX SEVEN

>>88170 Chesh, you are two threads late. Are you descendant of a giant slug?

>>88165 She's mine. Don't think too hard, nerd.

More succ less blow

>>88174 >suck >squeeze >bang >blow

Are Cheshires bitey?

>>88179 Nibbler. Glomper.

>>88009 >be Anon >your Spooder-waifu spins&knits you new underwear everyday >soft warm and cumfy, kinda cute >after a few weeks you start to wonder where all your old underwear goes...

Spider make clothes. Moth eat clothes. The circle of life.

>>88188 It's a doggy-dog world after all

>>88179 I hope so if like nibbling or little more when in overdrive mod

>>88190 Sometimes I get so caught up in the memes and smugness I forget the cheshire cat is for fucking

>>88191 I think about it a lot because she's my favorite mamono. On the other hand, I always forget about the memes in my daydreams and I don't consider the smug factor enough.

>>88192 >Has cheshire lost the edge on smug: An analysis into the rise of 'alt smug monsters'

>>88097 >challenge a proud Dragon to "show off her strength" by carrying Anon on her back >Anon gets put in one of those hippie-parent chest-harnesses hanging off underneath her as she flies >proud Dragon doesn't want to have to exert herself flying everywhere >uses a few of her coins to buy a fancy carriage and hire 4 Centaurs to draw her around >very haughty Dragon waving at the mamono-peasants as she rides past >"Stand&Deliver!" >Ohno, its the Masked Anon highwayman >perhaps he will steal her gold hoard padding from her carriage... >perhaps he will raep her and make her perform all those obscene and demeaning depravities in those trashy schlick-novels... >masked Anon Highwayman is riding on a masked black steed >ohshit! >they free all 4 Centaurs for a hoss-pussy harem >dragon left stuck on the side of the road >everyone in town points and laughs as she has to drag her own carriage home

>>88186 Funny in the irl Caribbean that Indian Roti bread is called "bust up shirt" because it looks like you're eating layers of old ripped cloth. >hmm, maybe get a Island Spooder waifu >big Banana Tarantula fluffy type >ask her to maybe go out for jerk chicken >she brings her own roti spiced with Anon-mana

69 with succ. Eating succ pussy. Getting your cock succ’d. Licking her butt. Getting to grope her tail.

69 is where girls with long tongues really shine. Akaname surprised how good your tongue feels on her body, and licking Mucus Toad's crotch is fun in more ways than one.

>>88170 That meme is long dead. Slowchesh is SLOOOOOOW.

>>88207 The zenshire, mindfulshire, tortoiseshire cat goes at her own pace.

I can't stop thinking about this, especially the first picture. She looks a little scuffed on the surface with the plain clothes and scratches, but has a radiance to her like she's some fox goddess' lost daughter that was raised by kind commoners or something.

>>88208 I bet she cuddles HARD.

>>88212 Perhaps. If that is what was meant to be.

birdposting

>>88213 When cuddling hard, one must ask the question: who is it that is cuddling?

>>88212 How to not reach perfect zen when meditating with the slow purring purple kot

>>88216 Not gonna lie—I’d fall asleep.

>>88216 I would actually attend a meditation/mindfulness class if it was ran by monsters. Mindfulness with mad hatter.

Head empty. Just mushrooms. A teapot flying through the atmosphere at a million miles per second, but the dormouse inside is a calm as as cucumber.

>>88218 i'd feel a lot better after a session of therapeuticaly squishing and squeezing ms flayer

>>88220 What if she squids you and then cuddles your smol squid body like a plushie.

>>88221 she needs mental health and wellness too

>>88222 >Squid anon becomes the therapy squid for his local monster group >No talking unless you have the squid - wait your turn for the squid

>>88223 >Other Anons in therapy group do not like this arrangement >Due to “incidents” no bicorns are allowed.

>>88218 >open the door >5 bogeys staring you down this was a setup

>>88226 You will feel comfortable. You will consider sharing your feelings. You will enjoy the free hot drink and cake.

>>88227 Is it… carrot… cake?

>>88229 It is a lemon drizzle cake, but they change it and sometimes one of the bogeys bakes one fresh. I’m sure they will accommodate carrot cake.

>>88225 Do not send the bicorn to couple therapy

>Bicorn has husband troubles >Ever since the gremlin joined the harem, he’s been using her horns and a fat rubber band to make a crude missile weapon >Then demands to “sneak up on” Mrs. Grem to slam her with condoms full of ink or cakes in plastic bags or some other nonsense >Specifically, Mrs. Corn needs a stealthy wife in the mix to teach her stealth. >But hubby is more a “Go Loud” guy and is hard to interest in sneaky types Why are they like this.

>Still no kots to share the bottle of wine with Tiresome, Druella failed us.

>>88233 >Husband wants to go loud >For some reason this means she needs to be stealthy Why ARE they like this? Just get him a titania and let the prank war begin.

Hello. I would like to order a hellhound, a gremlin, a large ogre and a side order of Apophis. To go. Thanks.

>>88235 Or and hear me out: A whole goddamn village of fairies.

>>88238 They'd have disappointingly small payload individually, but with some teamwork... You might be into something. Plus, you could fit them all in a shoebox or two.

>>88239 >Dozens of fairies crammed in a shoebox >iPhone along on side blasting out techno Fairy rave parties

I personally feel that all monster girls that aren't overtly big or small (i.e. ogres, fairies, etc.) should average at a height of 6 and a half feet to seven feet; partially because it helps emphasize the monster aspect of monster girls, partially because I find it as hot as hell. Your thoughts?

>>88241 >t. Anon who marries a 150 cm tall imp

>>88241 >Your thoughts? Six and a half to seven feet is already overly tall for a woman. I'm here for exotic girls rather than anything truly monstrous myself, but to each their own.

>>88241 Hell no, we should have diverse height from 5 to 7 for all purposoe and tastes

>>88241 I really like tall girls and I agree with your premise, but I think you should just extend it in both directions. The average monster girl height has a large standard deviation. You get small ones. You get tall ones. Even for monsters with different body types like centaurs, arachnids and lamia. Visual diversity and caters to men with every taste.

>>88245 Jumping Spider-chan is VERY HAPPY with your post.

>>88246 I want to see her slightly unnerving but still very cute happy dance!

>Abaddons are 200cm some up to 250cm >They are AMONG the largest monsters so far The large monster club... not to be confused with oni's large monster club.

>>88248 Oh what Miss Fairy calls my weiner.

>>88248 >250 cm The Big Buzz.

>>88250 That’s also the height of Miss Fox’s mofu. The Big Fuzz.

>>88251 That's also the height of Officer Heckund. She's not The Big Fuzz though, that's what they call officer Abby, who's even taller.

>>88252 Really the MGCPD spends way too much on getting uniforms for monsters of all shapes and sizes.

>>88253 More like not enough. Officers Mino and P'orc have uniforms that constantly look like they're about to burst around the hips and bust, and Officer Oni's uniform actually does burst into ribbons any time she flexes. No one else has that problem, just the police department.

>>88245 That's an entirely fair point, yeah.

>>88254 Button projectiles are part of an officer's arsenal. And miss oni is bringing on herself by flexing. As an aside, a more practical, realistic police outfit for some monsters is paradoxically just as hot to me as the 'sexy' police outfits

>>88234 Druella is a boomer

>>88257 >*sips vintage wine* >"aaaaaaaaaaaah" >"Birds of Love Live at the Lescatian Palace?" >"What an album"

Hmmmm daydrinking with your drink buddy in Lescatie nice district to make the rent cheaper

>>88259 Manticore who paints "This space 4 rent" on the inside of her wings.

>>88260 Oh, no, a big wingspan! My one weakness!

>>88261 The wings are actually the least dangerous body part of the manticore. I'm serious. Name other part of the manticore and it is more dangerous than her cuddly wingburrito wings.

>>88263 her fluffy ears

>>88264 All the better to hear you with!

>>88263 Mofu

>>88266 Powerful tranquilizer that allows an urban core, with but a mere hug, to sequester you from prying eyes to a private room and then [REDACTED]

>>88170 why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a six-offender, duh. next question.

It's year of the hoss, so I'm writing a story about a centaur who reconnects with her ancestral roots in the steppe. What are some fun steppe things?

>>88269 throat singing

>>88269 Step aerobics!

>>88265 Easy to nibble also her neck is a weakpoint but hard to reach

>>88270 I wonder if Centaurs could sing with the full force of their horse diaphragm

>>88272 >her neck is a weakpoint that is what the mofu is for (among many many other evolutionary reasons). It is a barrier that stops you from scritching the neck.

>>88269 Kumis. Or yurts.

>>88274 It won't I want to touch, rub and brush that area even more. Ok maybe it's a distraction but it would be effective too, I guess.

>>88276 You can desmug a proud core, who is so confident in her biological superiority over humans, by simply groping the mofu and foresting your way through it until you get to the EXTRA SENSITIVE part of her nape - made even more sensitive because it's not exposed to air.

>>88277 Cool batkot fact, thanks. Now let's not tell them about our own weakness to the bean or scalp massages or hug or affection in general

>>88278 I’m weak to being facesat but luckily her big fat tail gets in the way.

>>88239 please do not perform the Pikmin maneuver with your fairies they might be magically resistant to trauma and pain, they might even enjoy flying through the air after being forcibly thrown, but it teaches them the wrong thing. instead, try other games as a reference guide to how to handle your fairies. like RTS/citybuilding where you assign control groups and give orders and let them engage more proactively, or something more lighthearted like a visual novel or dressup. some tabletop games are also ok, but most won't fit a large amount of fairies so they're not recommended to most fairy coordinators

>>88280 >pikmin maneuver I will throw fairies onto a larger monster until she surrenders. I will “swarm” them if they resist. I will use a whistle to call my loyal fairies back to my side if it looks dangerous.

>>88277 Wouldn’t that make her MORE smug? >batcat chuffs at Anon’s attention >”Good boy!~”

>>88283 Nah I would call her good girl first also she's purring and I'm falling asleep while groping so...

>>88283 Are you insinuating I have ulterior motives in my TESTED anti manticore (anticore) tactics? Are you suggesting I want to smuggen manticores? To enable them to attack anons and nibble their ears and lovingly rape them?

>>88285 Yes, because it takes one to know one.

domesticate the core

>>88287 No! Feralize the core!

>>88287 i do think about it sometimes, put her in a maid outfit too but being careful to not go too far, we don't want a backfire

>>88289 No! You want a backfire. You want the prim and proper manticore maid to snap! To revert dramatically back to her predatory ways in a blaze of rape.

>>88290 No, I actually don't. I want the subcore experience for life. That's why I'm in jail waiting for my sentence.

The only subcore I want is the subcore sandwich - with my face as the filling between two loaves of core paw bean bread

>>88292 Anon is an idiot sandwich.

>>88293 i would accept manticore calling me an idiot sandwich if she did that with her paws. she's a smart kot after all. maybe i am an idiot sandwich

Maybe a switchcore would be cool too but I would need a demo first

>>88295 <I would need a demo first >*EXPLOSION* >What makes me a good democore? >If I were a bad democore, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I?

>>88296 Damn it, chocolate Scottish core it is

>>88296 >always extra drunk because of that bottle of scrumpy shoved into her tail >prepares sticky bombs filled with her spines >randomly charges at anon

>>88296 >Demomanticore

>>88301 BIG BOW

>SO! >To all ye' fine anons, so proud... >So cock sure! >PRANCIN' ABOUT WITH YOUR BALLS FULL OF SEMEN! >COME AND GET ME I SAY! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the ole' realm silver. >I'm a grim bloody batkot with a damn hungry tail end! Oh they're going to have to glue your pelvis back together... IN BED.

>>88301 I need a Troll packaged like that

>>88197 coconut crab wife

>>88301 How WOULD a Cheshire respond to being big-time startled? It could get bad. Really bad. She's got teleportation powers.

>>88277 What even the fuck is the point of their rufflepuff mofu collar if you can’t just grab them and get a fat face full of fur?

>>88308 That is the point. It has many points. Mofu is multifaceted. Many roles. Like the liver.

>>88308 You CAN do that, but I still maintain that it makes a manticore MORE smug, not LESS, when you do so.

It's not a question of can. It's not about feasibility, unless she's a very large manticore, in which case you need a stepladder. No, it is a question of will. Of daring. Of placing your destiny in the big fluffy beans of fate. Will she smug or desmug? Will you succumb to her soporific mofu, or will you prevail?

>yes Mrs. Monster, you and your husband COULD fight me and claim this dungeons prize >OR you could walk into this comically obviously rune trap and be teleported to the entrance and inflicted with the [HYPERFERTILITY] curse for the next 5 minutes

>>88311 If I get mofu, I prevail. Simple as.

Give me a mamono cowgirl (as in female cowboy counterpart, not girl who is a cow) name.

>>88314 Daisy

>>88314 Cassy

>>88314 Alexis Texas

>>88315 >>88317 Okay, I think combining these into Texas Daisy sounds neat.

>>88318 Hannah Montana!

Gnu Mexico! (Gnu monster girls only)

>>88320 Hurd 1.0 never ever.

>>88321 Oh, my stars. I haven't heard that phrase in a coon's age.

>>88269 Fermented hossmilk

Bless my soul. Wurm is on a roll.

>>88329 i prefer my wurms a la carte

>>88330 You're gonna need a big cart.

>>88329 >Wurm is on a roll. What kind? Kaiser? Jelly?

>>88333 Cinnamon rolls! The jelly roll got squished.

>>88335 omg she gonna be sticky af And smell nice

>>88329 Monster of the week on every snek opinion poll

It's Friday! Do your best at work tomorrow anon so you can get anti stress special snuggles with your auntster all weekend long

>>88339 Ruining my auntster's body by making her give birth endlessly and not taking responsibility for my daughters

>>88301 Beautiful

>>88311 I see big fluffy kot, I touch it, simple as

>>88340 >monster too lazy to deal with loose skin after pregnancy >the solution: just get pregnant again

>>88269 Blue furred werewolf girls (tengrism) living with horse girl nomads. Archery. Shamanism. They're a pretty kino culture tbqh

>>88349 That sounds neat, I'll use them

>>88350 In fact, the centaurs should be your horses (in my humble opinion) though, obviously horse people, but the blue werewolves should be your stand in for the mongolians themselves. (in my humble opinion.) just figure out how to interface wolf paws with recurve bows. But I actually really like the werewolf profile since she does have claws more than paws. I know know about the nails though, can you shoot a bow with claw nails? They'd need to use that thumb and curled finger grip. If you're lost on the significance of the Blue Wolf, just think it's basically Mongol Romulus and Remus. Now that I think about it, all the wolf mothers birth chad conqueror civilizations but I've never heard of a conqueror or ruler being descended from a cat. Wolfgirls > catgirls.

>>88351 >Wolfgirls > catgirls. Shots fired.

>>88351 I think I'll let the Centaurs do the archery, it's in their profile pic after all

>>88353 Just spitballing. You do you. Me, I think the wolves should be the primary archers. The horses can obviously be archers, and centaurs and archery has long gone hand in hand. But I'd shit myself if I was trying to charge down a mounted archer sitting on an archer mount, only to find that as I got closer I still have to deal with a mounted archer, but the archer mount has pulled out a giant fuck off glaive with a blade half the size of my torso and a haft twice my height.

>>88353 Oh and remember to factor in that mongolian centaurs are short and stocky girls.

Abbadons and Abaddon folk are hard workers but they are always buzzy.

>>88355 Ignore this, different breeds do different thing and grow different, you get some taller faster horses bred for the open steppe.

>>88351 >Wolfgirls > catgirls. Bad anon, very bad. You angered a lot of beastgirls

>>88165 Proper name possession is always 's, no matter if the name ends in s. >The horse's mane >The horses' manes >Aries's mane

Remember, mounted archery is a meme just to style on disorganized rabble, every major civilization in history who used it extensively still had to use the heavy cav to do the real lifting when an enemy didn't shatter instantly. Horse archery is just for tiring out your enemy or running them down once they've broken, the group does a mock charge then tries to shoot over their shield once they're within 20m then turns around

>>88360 >Mon-golian tactics >Tehee don't chase me silly order boys~ You'd think they'd stop trying to charge after every "rout" but they just can't resist the fluffy tail. Enough arrows to make a cupid blush. No wonder they had the largest land empire in history.

>>88360 Sounds like somebody could make good money selling rifles to the steppe centaurs.

>>88287 dormousticate the core

>>88363 Ah yes, the Common Core

>>88359 Apparently both forms are correct, from what i could find. https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/what-happens-to-names-when-we-make-them-plural-or-possessive https://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/possession-john-s-car-a-friend-of-mine

>>88364 1(you)+1(her)=∞(kids) it just works

>>88364 Which will give you the better lot in life? >leaving school with passing knowledge of math >leaving school with an intimate yet superficial knowledge of tail pussy

>>88366 >math education dumbed down to accommodate dumb rapist invaders from another world hmmm

>>88368 stop noticing

>>88360 Every weapon in warfare is ultimately a tool used in the right condition. There are no exp points or class bonuses in real life, so archery is something you use at a distance before charging in with your cavalry. If you already have a horse, carrying a bow and arrows isn't much of an issue.

>>88370 >There are no exp points or class bonuses in real life I disagree. I think a trained cupid with a bow could probably do things that physically shouldn't be possible.

>>88371 >I think a trained cupid with a bow >Real life. Anon, i...

>>88374 >This nigga doesn't think portals are real Ohhhh booy you're gonna have fat humpty ass on your face when the portals open boy I tell ya. Any day now.

>>88363 I recognise this pose, it's an invitation to sleep with the feline

Did you know? In any context of offering food to a familiar white horn, or one you'd like to be familiar with, or one that would like to be familiar with you, it's considered polite to feed it to her by hand. At the dinner table, you can do it with utensils, but otherwise you are supposed to do it with your hands. Avoid a faux pas. When you feel her teeth and tongue graze your fingertips, or even a little more than graze, don't pull back. Let her complete her snack.She told you to wear gloves and you didn't listen. Oh, your fingers are so cold anyway.

>>88377 Wait a minute, I head a kot said the same thing about themselves, same with a dog, a harpy, a sheep, a cow, a snake and even a demon. Something is up...

The centaur archers are one thing but what you really have to watch out for are the Mongolian death worms.

>>88380 What you really have to watch out for are the Mongolian death worms acting as troop carriers for the Mongolian centaur archers

>>88370 I'm just saying because a general meme amongst the dunning-krueger types is that horse archery is the unbeatable super weapon of the pre modern age and not something that just pisses off the dudes who have to hold their shields up for hours before finally swinging a sword. Same people who act like the english longbow us unstoppable and not muddy fields Of course in a setting that once had real monsters to fight archery in general becomes significantly more useful a skill for shooting down or coralling beasts that would have a reach advantage even against spears or mobility advantage even against horses. I'm sure cavemen wish they had bows and tamed horses against some of the mega fauna of old.

>>88383 A 'nubis is marking you right now

>>88384 Was about to say this, what a nerd

>>88383 To what do you attribute Genghis Khan's great success to, exactly?

>>88380 >>horse archery is the unbeatable super weapon of the pre modern age I guess. It's a great mobile unit, but it doesn't have as much distance or strength in comparison to a standing bowman who can use higher draw weights. Like i said, to me saying stuff like that is for people stuck in videogame-isms, there is no reason for an army to consist of one "type" of soldier, or for a soldier to only take one type of weapon.

>>88389 >for a soldier to only take one type of weapon. The swiss army pole axe is an all in one tho. You could probably even unscrew the pommel and end him rightly for a ranged attack

>>88389 my army is a total war doomstack of 20 units of wurm brigade

>>88391 to clarify, they don't even need to fight. they are invincible. an immovable object that moves. they just hang around the enemy's lines, camp or castle until the enemy get tired/bored of failing to do anything to them.

>>88392 I feel like that's a strat that isn't exactly exclusive. If you put a soldier beetle in full plate and let her loose on an orchard, I don't think there's anything any one could do to stop her.

>>88393 yeah that'd be a scary sight. not saying boog isn't cute or anything but she is scary. the wurms are so cute and bubbly and enthusiastic and nosey and talkative (some of them, others are shy) that they attrition the enemy's will to fight.

>>88394 >yeah that'd be a scary sight. They'd be mopping appol fragments off the walls for weeks. Never before has a boog feasted with such gusto

>>88395 >... ? >...*head butt* what's up >*headbutt* oh. your helmet is in the way of eating? here let me just >*annoyed bug buzzing when anon takes fruit basket* relax. you can have them back. >*pout* he returns the sliced fruit to her, but not before passing a segment of appol through the helmet slots

>>88396 BOOG stands for >Beeg >oSilent >oClumsy >gStronk

I just want to write a fun coming of age story about a centaur whose goes to visit her ancestral homeland and somehow it all turned to war with bugs and wurms But who am I to question it?

>>88398 whose family goes*

>>88398 I hope you enjoy writing it anon, that's a really charming idea. I can't really imagine a happier place for a centaur girl to be than to RETVRN to the steppes. Must be like paradise.

>>88391 Good old Godzilla build. Can't go wrong with that.

>>88386 The logistical triumph of uniting the tribes, the general ineptitude of northern chinese militarism, and his solid heavy cavalry. Horse archers were common and simple set up, big stompers with swords and lances are what actually broke backs when thr immobile infantry were exhausted. Like, everyone likes to meme Carrhae, and it is funny, but the romans held out for so long the parthians had to run back into a nearby town for more arrows because they ran out. And still Crassus held out until cav went into melee.

IT anon and the OL Cheshire messing thing around to spend more time with him until she goes too far and get him fire. How will she apologize and regain his heart? Soon on your TV.

>>88404 Nuh uh I saw it in a video game. 1 archer could shoot 3 arrows at a time and each of them could hit a dude in the eyes straight through the visor.

>>88398 Wrestling Men commonly wrestle theor ponies to the ground, honse should come up with countermeasures

They're good archers, but they're not THAT good. I'd like to see a hoss split the arrow like the robin hood kitsune.

>>88407 Wuxia taur named something chuuni like the sharp-eyed impaler

Got zapped by a printer, where is medichesh when you need her?

>>88411 >He got injured by a printer Paging Dr Chesh now.

>>88412 Dr. Cheshire misunderstood the need.

>>88413 What is her major malfunction

>>88413 That's more helpful than you think, repeat it 30 000 times and I'm free. No more job, no more pain, best doctor I ever saw >>88412 Fax(TCS)

>>88414 Society and office work, the 'nukis are scared

>>88416 stop bullying nukis

>>88414 Being too cute and loving for this world >>88417 Nukis want to be bullied with HARD COCK.

>>88417 No, they're an easy placeholder for greedy CEO. Dragon and demon could work too

>>88419 Please stop posting about Danuki jobs and start posting about Danuki BOOBS.

>>88419 Miss Nuki just wants to run her little grocery store

>>88420 >>88421 Fair, it's a bad flanderization. I will try to be more mindful, my bad. I don't even dislike 'nuki, they look fluffy but the profile is big turn off with financial dom thing

>>88416 I thought they're only scared of one thing.

>>88421 https://files.catbox.moe/bezsxp.png No promises you'll like it. It's from many moons ago when I wrote stuff on r/monstergirlcaps

>>88422 I would want her to lovingly findom me. No real stakes, and if I give her any money it just goes into a joint account anyway.

>>88425 OK, what if instead of findom she just puts on her old high school uniform and sees what happens?

>>88424 Not the guy you replied to, but always loved this one; good stuff.

>>88426 That scratches a different itch, but not the same itch as me paying her $100 to sit on my face, and then she pays me that same $100 later to suck my dick. We grew the economy by $200

>>88428 Miss Nuki is a humble potion seller by day. She cares not one whit for your service-based economy.

>>88429 Can I buy her potions?

>>88426 >>88429 yerb should draw more nukis

>>88429 >pharmakos >nuki THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER

Your life savings to huff my tail. Tch. Fine. $1000. ...$100 $10 $1 You drive a hard bargain. Alright. I'll let you huff my mofu for $0.10. FINE. For free. I'll pay you. $10. $100. $1000 if you huff my tail.

>>88433 Ms Nuki has fallen on hard times.

>>88434 Not like anon. Hes falling onto soft times - danuki tail.

>>88433 have the 'nuki learned nothing from years of being mogged by the vixen menace?

We have our own currency we use around the house. It's basically monopoly money for sexual and/or fluff related acts.

>>88440 Fox are so cute. No wonder I want to touch them

>>88440 A fox's husband would not think about nuki fluff, for he is smitten with his fox wife. A nuki's husband would not think about fox fluff, for he is smitten with his nuki wife. If he's in a harem then rip.

>>88444 i see, so its a husbandhunting method specifically tailored to the kind of man that monster wants. the 'nuki trying to strike a deal with a man she can financially extort, or be extorted by. whilst the fox pounces on clueless men that foolishly slow down in Zipangytown.

>>88446 Scary, how does a nekomata hunt in Zipangu?

>>88447 like the foxes, but most lack the strength and stature to haul their catch home. so they just sort of stick to their man until he relents and carries them home.

>>88446 Ushi oni also hunt husbands. Sometimes by being too fluffy to resist! Sometimes via ambush. Rarely via simply plowing through all obstacles, Wurm-style.

>>88448 Cute, would work with me

>>88440 Always remember anons Mofu. Not. Even. Once.

>>88451 NTA but I crave the mofu, especially the kot's one but dog and vixen are fine too

>>88451 i fail to see any adverse effects in the pictures provided.

Danukis have some of the most nibbleable ears

>>88455 round with thick rims, truly ideal for gentle grinding your teeth sideways on.

>>88455 They're missing a pointy but to focus on but it's a taste preference

Anubises have the optimal ears for nibbling.

>>88460 i will concede that they're quite versatile, sporting extra length with a nice curve to chomp down on. but at the end of the day every ear has its strength and weaknesses, you ought to just be happy with your wifes ears and leave it at that.

>>88461 My wife has no ears and I must scream.

>>88340 My auntster gives birth and still looks as pristine as ever, just take her to the gym with you

>>88455 I'mmore inclined on nibbling Fox ears, but Danukis are up there in my nibbling list too

People often bring up older women on friday, but consider all the monster brats and school being out for the weekend.

>>88466 I’m okay with loli women but only if they are also hags.

>>88466 Sorry lil' miss, you have to be this tall to ride this ride

>>88466 thats exactly why your aunster hurries to your house to protect you on fridays

>>88466 I can't crack open a cold one with brats.

>>88466 I'd rather not deal with annoying kids on the bus

>>88471 would you prefer to get picked up and put on the lap of a big hound with paws half the size of your torso?

>>88472 it would be a bit embarrassing

>>88473 sounds like an endorsement of the brats to me. good luck oni-chan!

>its year 1972, alternate history >you are in the monster world and the world war has kicked off >you are a strategist (not that kind of) fighting commies in Zipangu >the foxes have converted their shrines into military bases, kami be damned >your division has the assignment of taking out one such shrine >the gods have long since said "fuck off" and left and the shrine is only guarded by a bunch of fanatically zealous reds fighting for their daily rations from the state (and a utopia where every man is equally distributed between the mamono) >you are being kept at the safe distance while your grunts do all the fucking work >from what you know, your troops are winning this war >you hear rustling behind you >turn around, there's nothing >maybe, it's a critter >you continue observing the battle when your sixth sense tells you to dodge it RIGHT NOW >you drop and roll and someone lands right where you were a fraction of second ago >a masked girl with a spaded tail is giving you a cold stare >you recognize that one, it's what they call a kunoichi >she doesn't do anything, just staring at you >you understand though, one move and she'll wrap you up like a christmas present >you don't mind a hot assassin waifu but, you'd rather not live in the communist zipangu >if you don't know what it means it's like regular pre-war japan, only with food rations, mandatory loyalty demonstrations and all the commie crap >a stray bullet whizzing past her, making her flinch and distracting her from you for a while >you use that moment to pull out your .45 Auto and fill her with slugs before she can do anything >she's standing on all fours moaning, mana oozing from where you shot her >you can wrap her right up and carry her back to the camp as captive, but god damn she's hot >after a few minutes of deliberation, you pull out your "medicinal stick" >eh, why not, Zipanguese soldiers would do the same to you should they capture you >by the time your troops are done with the capture, you've used that kunoichi in every single hole >congrats, you've got a trophy wife >and, a loyal infiltrator who'll come in handy someday

>>88471 What if you replaced "annoying" with "naked" and "the bus" with your bed?

>>88478 Is this a Red Alert 3 reference?

>>88481 Nope, just random idea that came to me.

>>88480 And "children" with "big breasted hags"

>>88483 Alternate history, commies and the Zipangese just had that association for me. Soviet Kikis in slutty uniforms...

>>88485 >Soviet NKVD kikis walking around in groups of three breaking into random anons' homes and raping them.

>>88486 >I will escape to the one place not yet corrupted by capitalism... WONDERLAND

>>88487 >Wonderland is the hub of all business and economy and has the strongest property rights of all

>>88488 A man's cottage in the woods/mushroom house is his castle

>>88466 Many Baphos are extremely old beings, maybe your auntster could look like this

>>88490 there's often some...complexity to mamano family trees

>>88490 I wouldn't mind getting pampered by Baphomet aunties after a grueling and exhausting week

>>88490 Imagine how hot she will look after getting pregnant

>>88466 Lolibaba auntsters are the best

>>88433 What's the timeframe of those changes?

>>88490 The extremely young beings from many other species are cuter

It's the hebiweekend Rememeber to spoil your hebi wife

>>88501 hebi loves me huh? then she must prove it with THREE GREAT TRIALS

>>88502 >t. anon with an insatiable lust for blue fire and snek bites

>>88502 Love Quest is on!

>>88500 I would like to have young beings with a young looking species

lady we met like two minutes ago I don't even know your name yet

Vampires are natural dorks.

>>88502 >anon already falling for hebi's affection and forgot about the silly trials

>>88377 I'm going to spray myself with a hose and sprinkle salt all over my body, how's that for feeding? Too forward, do you think? >>88447 Same way they hunt everywhere: >Mrrrrrow? Gets 'em every time.

>>88501 >the husband kisses after saying I love you >you're not her husband as she is unmarried lol

>>88509 >Gets 'em every time. It's shameful but it would be super effective on me

>>88507 >not snobby >not lives in a castle That's a bat, not a vampire.

>>88469 Let me. Just drop by the convenience store on the way home to buy some energy drinks so I'll be awake enough to... Oh no.

>>88513 I wouldn't mind a mature Pyrows auntie

>>88514 tell her she's too old to be dressing like that

>>88514 I couldn't say no and wouldn't if I could.

>>88512 Can't a vampire just want to lounge around, play Switch and eat cheese naan? What is the point of being rich if you can't do that?

>>88515 >Strips so she's no longer dressed "like that" >You are now alone in a room with a naked pyrow, and she's got something to prove You fool.

>>88512 >your formerly-human neighbor bought one of those "monsterize yourself" kits on the internet >but it turns out injecting yourself with vampire mana doesn't make you rich or classy, it just makes you strong and bitey >also she never bothered to read the list of weaknesses

>>88520 To get killed and revived by the cute lich

>>88520 Join the legions, they said. See the world, they said.

>>88520 I saw that ad with the guy slaying the dragon and thought it was cool.

>>88520 I'm just here for free uniforms. I hear women love those.

>>88515 >>88518 This exchange would happen in the "you're too young" case too

>>88524 Irresponsible Captain Anon pls

>>88485 >Pravda-style Kikis have uparmoured a House-with-chicken-legs with armor-plate and a 130mm cannon firing DSilver shells >Dustpan-&-brush on a red star >charging across the snow-covered tundra between the birch trees >['Katyusha' playing on a gramophone] >Cyrillic text in whitewash across the side walls "This house cleans Anons" Will sieze the means of mana production.

>>88524 I read that as "free unions" danuki hate me

>>88528 No such thing as a free union. Pay your dues, boyim.

>>88528 Ms.Greenwurm reads it as 'Free onions'

>>88531 Free!? Well that cheapens the gesture, don't it?

>>88532 You're supposed to grow your own wedding onion. It's about the effort, not the cost. That actually would be a fun little monster culture tidbit.

>>88534 White for weddings. Red for anniversarries. Shallots for having kids. Other colours for specific occassions. The langauge of onions is complex and layered.

>>88535 Onion rings for the first date

>>88536 “How did she know that deep-fried carbs are my one weakness?” >t. obviously overweight anon

>>88538 You should indulge in the physical pleasures of life some times. Good food. Good milk. Good sex. Good hugs.

>>88520 the recruiters for the stress relief corps are offering some big signon bonuses and benefits

>>88542 <And we don't just mean the soldiers!

>>88519 time to Power wash the neet bitch

so you think takos play mahjong to relax?

>>88548 Tacocats or Scyllas?

>>88549 Nerdcows

>>88547 <I Can't Believe My NEET Neighbor Got Rich Selling Her Bathwater! Many such cases.

>>88550 finally! someone who can teach me

>>88552 Lesson 1: Stop eating the pieces

>>88553 >tfw no haku baked goods

>>88551 It's standard practice for dormice, really.

>>88554 >Ask Haku wife to make soft pretzels >She does; they're INSANELY DELICIOUS >Wait for her to be sleeping >Slowly thread pretzels onto her horns, one at a time >Wake up to pre-made breakfast in bed

>>88556 Won't they get stale overnight?

I think I’m going to ask the village baker succ out on a date, but I’m too nervous to do it directly. What if she rejects me? You know they have crazy powers too, she’ll curse me. Or maybe take my eye out with those horns of hers.

>>88557 I dunno, I'm not a pretzelologist.

>>88558 Maybe you could ask her to bake you a cake with "Will you go out with me?" on it. Then when you come to pick it up, you can hand it right back to her.

>>88560 >Be village baker succ >That cute boy you've (poorly) been trying to talk to comes in again >He asks you to bake him a cake >You can do that! And this time you won't fuck it up! >The cake needs to say "please go out with me." >Oh... >You're heartbroken but put your best effort into the cake anyway. Whichever BITCH he's giving this too had better treat him right though! >Dry your tears and hand deliver the cake when it's done to make sure it's not damaged >Upon receiving the cake he spins it around to hand it back to you with a smirk >Wait. >Does that mean... >Squee! >Hug him so fast the cake is crushed between your bodies >Of course you'll go out with him! >Well, after a bath Don't send her on that emotional rollercoaster.

>>88561 Aww… What a happy ending. I hope they do all sorts of romantic things before kissing.

That Succ charm. It’s just not fair! I’ll marry her, and we’ll live in a big house and have many children.

>>88563 thank you demon lord

I want to play PS2 games and eat shitty Chinese food with Miss Succubus and then fall asleep on the couch together.

>>88567 PACT COMPLETE

>>88568 Did I stutter?

>>88569 C'mon, man, she just got here. It takes time for the takeout Chinese to be ready.

I under stand the appeal of being a dick throne, I really do. And I'm more a femdom guy myself. But you look at giant girls like >>88568 and you really can't help but think how nice it must be to relax against her abs, rest your head between her breasts and read a book or something.

>>88571 I see a girl that big and my brain immmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediately goes to gap moe. >Beeg Combat Succ wears black cocktail dress >OBVIOUSLY, she rocks it because look at her >But she is very shy as dressing up makes her uncomfortable >Beeg Combat Succ not very good at chopsticks or vidya >Suggests taking things to the bedroom >Anon full of cheap Chinese takeout and sleepy, so falls asleep cuddling her >Beeg Combat Succ stares at Anon's sleeping, helpless form >Fear of hurting him radiates off her in waves >Takes her hours to fall asleep >BCS and Anon go on a date >Anon insists on pulling her chair out for her, like a gentleman >Takes him 30 seconds of awkward pulling and dragging a 200 lb chair to do so >BCS is a blushy, horny lil mess all dinner

>>88572 Ye, that's a lot of the appeal of big girls. a 9ft tall gf would have me practicing my deadlifts for sure.

>>88573 ... I would want to be princess carried.

>>88574 Sure, but that's not gap moe. Like saying the BCS knows her way around an axe, obviously that is expected.

>>88575 I prefer gape moe, if you know what I mean

>>88576 I don't like gape personally. It's vulgar but it also belies a degree of incompatibility and incompleteness. A real husband should be able to bulge his wife's belly with his cock and for her to still be tight enough to not leak a single drop once he pulls out.

What about grape moe?

>>88578 Grapes aren't moe. They are VERY dangerous and sexy. Not cute at all, they should be taken seriously 100% of the time. Yes, even when you make her lisssssp.

>>88576 I was too used to see Yukari being posted with gape moe on /jp/, old habits die hard

>>88580 Not sure if she gapes but she sure gaps a lot

>>88581 She will after I'm done with her

>>88579 instead, i think i will let my guard down around her

>>88580 As expected of the gape youkai

One day for auntsters is too short, so lets expand it to the weekend! Now jave a good night anon, may you wake up to a delicious homemade breakfast by your auntster while she's waiting for you to eat while she's wearing a naked apron

>>88585 Oh, something is gonna get expanded alright

>>88585 No. It's koturday, it's kot's job to make breakfast

>>88587 Cat auntster breakfast

>>88588 how fortunate, I just realized I ran out of milk for my cereal

>>88585 Don't be greedy Auntie. Other girls need their time in the spotlight.

>>88588 If only

>>88588 Came for the food but stayed for the service, and I came again

They should make a diner in hagville where the waitresses pretend to be your auntie.

>>88593 There's no need for pretend incest, you can just sign adoption papers and have hot anon x momster x auntster sex right there, on the table.

>>88594 Whoa, they should take me out for dinner first before we commit genetic atrocities.

>>88596 This must be a mistake then. Seems like wurmy belongs in Autumnville rather than Hagville.

I’m keeping wurms out of this thread. If you see any wurms, you let me know right away, got it? And be on guard, they are a clever and tricky bunch.

>>88598 Anon, there aren't any wurms in this thread. Just this armored snek.

>>88600 Hmm… I had first guessed this was a wurm, but then I read the sign. Let it through. And let it be a lesson to you all about the importance of reading and paying attention.

>>88600 Oh that's a shame. I was looking for a wurm but I guess I'll have to look elsewhere.

Wurm milk contraband is not real, do not investigate anon the dragoon farmer

>88602 While >>88601 Is looking away, the armoured snake covers the “not” on her sign with her claw and winks at anon.

>>88604 I keep telling you, there are no wurms here!

>>88605 What does a picture of three random dudes and no monster girl have to do with anything?

>>88606 I'm a bad person who posts off-topic things to make you mad.

>>88607 I need a Wurm to comfort me now, but I can't see any.

>>88608 Look, there aren't any here.

>>88609 I guess there are Sylphs nearby because that cardboard box moved somehow.

>>88520 To rape, ma'am!

>>88611 I would "rape" that ma'am

>>88611 Why does this cat want to fist bump me?

>>88613 Because you're a cool dude

>>88615 Holy Jesus FUCK YES.

>>88615 >demon true form wrestling

>>88609 >is koturday >is playing in a cardboard box Must be a scaly Kot

>>88618 See if it likes fishos. That's a pretty strong indication she is a kot.

>>88615 >demon is worried her husband will stop seeing her the same way and might become terrified of her >hubby: Holy shit I have to take a photo of this the guys at the drinking hole wont believe Im banging THAT

>>88620 Don't, Anon! She's about to turn into TED DANSON.

>>88615 >tfw Anon is pounding her so hard she loses control and starts transforming mid-orgasm >hfw Anon starts fucking her giant multi-toothed gaping maw with his whole body and Anon is still cooming <"But I eat whole beasts from there" <"Not right now you dont!" >hfw embarrassed blushing and soft snuggling when she finally recovers her sanity enough to return to about 90% of her small form >now she's opened up to her true nature and discovered Anon still loves every aspect of her, she's ready for the really kinkyshit >>public handholding, fingers interlocked

>>88605 catbox off-topic shit, ffs

>>88615 A squid has eight feet, not six thousand.

Chesh is hard countered by wurm 80 20 match up some say 85 15

>>88624 do you not count the tentacles?

>>88625 's ok, Cheshy, I am hard countered by Cheshos.

>>88625 Which is ironic because wurm can't actually count.

>>88629 Neither can Cheshires

>>88631 >raped by a mentally handicapped child Shoulda brought his crayons...

>>88631 You're a bit annoying.

>>88632 CHILD, not MARINE.

Never understimate how ferocious hebis are

>>88634 ?

>>88635 You will receive hebi love.

I don't even really care about the sex, I just want to be a pirate so I signed on as a cabin boy

>>88638 >I don't even really care about the sex Good, because you'll have to do it a lot every day and the crew won't take "no" for an answer.

Let us say you were captured by a nurarihyon pirate and made the ship's "entertainment". Would there be enough SE and MM soaking into that wood that the ship itself would turn into a MG? Like a lewd ship of thesius, if over the span of a voyage you coat every individual plank of wood in love juices, by the end of the voyage is it still the same ship?

>>88636 US Marines are frequently memed on to be crayon eating retards. They're why we should all be glad the art fairies are smol. >>88638 Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate wife for me...

>>88623 But >>88609 >>88618 already kotboxxed.

>>88641 Sneaks up on Ai-non inna cardboard box Eats krayonz >Wurm Jarheads when..?

>>88623 It really is becoming a real problem. Then he posted this >>88609 /k/ shit which is literally just a picture of a dude and a cardboard box. How the hell is that even thread related?

>>88640 some objects do get spirits (see also the tsukumogami family) but usually the spirit is separate-but-attached to the object. so expect the ship to have a quartermaster who's too familiar with the ship because she is the ship. also she can hear you when you masturbate in your cabin, despite being on the other side and two decks above. she really wishes you'd ask her for relief instead, as it's more efficient that way.

>>88645 I wonder how she'd feel if she realized that in your off time you built model ships in bottles. That's a cool hobby but I'm not retired enough for that yet.

>>88644 I know you're joking but it's not very well executed

>>88647 My execution was flawless. Laugh.

>>88645 >Anon cabin-boy sneaks below decks for a sneaky wank >coom just falls on the deckboards >Rest of crew are wondering where Anon is, and why First-Mate is having an O-moment while trying to steer the wheel . >They still haven't realised why she's called First-"Mate" when they're all dripping Anon's juices onto the decks everywhere

Had a dream of the demon OC I comm hanging from a biplane over the beach, parachuting down, and coming out of the water slo-mo with a hair flip, with tits bigger than i've EVER commissioned. Like, the size of a goddamn washing machine. Also in a swimsuit, so I guess i'll add that to the list of comms for later.

>>88650 >yfw waifu crosses dimensions to invade your dreams and tell you you've been comming off-model shit this entire time idk anon, better listen

>>88649 >Has the entire crew to help get him off >Masturbates for instead I can't understand it. With a single partner maybe, just for something different, but with multiple options at least as willing as your hand? C'mon.

>>88637 oh how dreadful

>>88651 well they switched back to regular tit size later on, but it makes no sense since I've only been comming the hellhound with tits that large

>>88646 >come back to ship from port-side RnR early, before the rest of the crew arrives >the ship spirit girl quartermaster is waiting for you on the top deck, holding a box >it's a scale model ship kit <"Honey, I'm so sorry, you missed the delivery. But it's ok, making the baby is the fun part!" my ship is autistic and i love her

Does the wurm egg?

>>88648 >Please clap.

>>88657 When the portals hit, I'm going to wrap myself up in blue robes and become a professional egg thief. >Nyee nyee nye nyeh >hehehe

>>88659 Snek can teach you all you need to know about egg theft.

>>88659 That's one way to get corrected by a small purple dragon.

>>88657 yeah but it kind of looks like a rock

>>88662 Does she coil around it for several months protectively until it hatches?

>>88658 I'm going to clap those cheeks alright

>>88663 i mean they're pretty sturdy. i don't know if they need much oversight

Surprise teleporting Cheshire Analingus when I go to lick an ice cream

>>88665 She just wants to be extra sure. A worried wurm

>>88666 And it tastes like strawberry ice cream

>>88667 Every wurm wants to be a good murm.

>>88669 yeah but i want to find a random wurm egg

>>88670 But why? So Mr. and Mrs. Wurm can thank you profusely for finding their daughter?

>>88663 I want to see her hold a baby rattle with her tail and shake it threateningly at anyone who gets too close (other than her husband). Not like wurms need help being physically imposing, but an audible "fuck off" alert never hurts.

>>88672 >Not like wurms need help being physically imposing Yeah they dud, buddy. Yeah they do.

>>88673 That's a happy wurm. That may be a wurm's natural state, but when she's broody and not smiling at everyone you'd think twice before approaching her.

>>88674 >Thought 1: Oh, no! Miss Wurm is sad. >Thought 2: I'd better go see if I can help.

>it started snowing again Spring and summer are cancelled, get back inside the house and assume the cuddling position.

>>88676 oh well

>>88676 APOPSICLE MUST FLOW

>>88678 EVIL FLOW SNAKES ARRIVE TO COLONIZE

>>88650 poor impulse control has lead to me comming this now

>>88682 You did the right thing, artists need to eat too

>>88683 >And then the art fairies ate, and there was bread, and there were circuses >And most of all... cookies. >It was the best of times. It was the bester of times.

>YWN drink nigori sake from manticore's tail Kill me.

>>88658 I feel her tonigh

I need pixie dust for medicinal purposes.

>>88685 I'd drink lean from ghettocore's tail

>>88688 I'd eat cereal from a manticore's tail

>>88689 Do NOT use the forbidden appliance

>>88689 That must be the toughest 'core of them all.

>>88684 How many Sabbath Scout cookies can a Fairy eat in one sitting?

>>88693 Gore, Blood, Pain warning

>>88693 >>88694 >Core sat on a chair with goggles on >Anon with plastic spoon next to her >She's got her tail propped vertically up, cereal already in >It's cornflakes >*Guitar riff plays* >Anon barely grazes the brim of her tail with the spoon >She sees the cursed thing >She sees it touch her wonderful tail >Evil >Horror >Death >...!!!!!!!!! >Core flips her shit and lunges out of the chair >Anon is caught in the crossfire and is pinned beneath >Frenzied core rips his clothes to shreds >Cereal everywhere >Table collapses and spills OJ everywhere >Camera crew pissing themselves laughing as second camera is covered in milk

>>88692 Two, but it's like an Anon who can eat 2 pizzas in one setting given the relative scale. >Thicc Fairies gonna Thicc

>>88695 Poor thing, she needs a lot of hugs and patpat

>>88697 all in a day's work for a daredevil core

>>88696 Fairies are like hummingbirds. They burn calories like you wouldn't believe.

>Hold cookie up for fairy to nibble at >NIBBLE >Fairy sniffs inquisatively >Then flies away >wasn't interested? >wait >fairy is coming back - and at speed! >dives into cookie and, with a sound that can only be described as a sawblade through a wood log, decimates a whole chunk of it

>>88700 That's the way the cookie crumbles!

>They have the ability to acquire information on anything they see or touch. >Are also experts in many things We treat hakutaku like nerds, but Sensei also has the makings of an excellent wrench wench.

>>88702 More like a Spanner Spinster

>>88702 >Poofy tail on 2nd pic Mamono like this should be required to learn tic tac dances that require butt shaking.

>>88702 >haku looks at your broken down car <"yeah, I can fix it but I'll need to take it back to the workshop" "don't you need a tow truck for that?" <"nah, it's not that far" >haku lifts your car up onto her shoulders and starts walking with it putting that minotaur strength to use

>>88705 But it has wheels, just push it

>>88705 Can she do it in a cowkini so I can watch her back muscles do muscly stuff?

>>88706 Ugh, you know nothing of wooing Anons.

The loli Balrog dating experience >when you're making out, she interrupts with remarks like both of you being naughty and age gaps being fun and excitedly laughs about it >sends you texts written in a way that's so gyaru it's almost funny >invites you to the beach, shows up in a bikini that looks way too small for her body, hangs on your arm for almost the entire time and shows you off to her friends >you'll listen to her gossip about people you don't even recognize because it's random students from her school when she comes over to your place to hang out, before having tons of sex and almost losing track of time to the point you think her perfume might still be on you the next day >lends you her magic sword of flame and looks completely smitten watching you hold it >wants you to come over when her family is away; turns out her parents are rich, the house is fucking huge and she greets you wearing a glittering evening dress that's more thin air than fabric >sometimes you have to gently stop her from taking selfies with you after plapping her halfway senseless

Cows are for marking you with boobsweat

>>88707 You shouldn't stand so close while she's carrying a car. Just be patient and wait until she gets back to her shop, where she'll change into coveralls (tied at the waist, naturally) and a greasy sports bra. >"Your last mechanic thought it was the alternator? No, you have an intermittent short." >"How'd I know without opening the hood? I'm a hakutaku, I can tell by looking. It's our speciality." >She pops open the hatch, leans in and gets to work >"I don't need to look to know you're staring at my lats right now. You'll get a closer look if you come help. Be a dear and fetch my 10mm wrench, would you?" >Proceeds to fix your wiring, top up your fluids, then drain your fluids >>88710 >Cats rub themselves against you before you leave so everyone knows who you belong to >Dogs slobber all over you before you leave so everyone knows who you belong to >Cows shove your head into their tits before you leave so everyone knows who you belong to. Also to remind you to hurry home

>>88712 And if you don't hurry home, they'll sit on you. Don't let a cow sit on you, they heavy.

>>88709 while i dont like lolis or the sabath some of those things you talk off sound interesting but id imagine it with a teen balrog instead

>>88712 >You shouldn't stand so close while she's carrying a car. But she is bein' all strong and muscly. I am gonna walk closely behind her and watch her go.

>>88715 id love to show my love and support for my strong nerdcow teacher, and her superior cow phisique >licky-licky

>>88713 Cows are touchy about their weight, be sensitive. You should only ever refer to her breasts as heavy, regardless of how many months you had to deadlift to be able to carry her.

>>88717 Cownterpoint: I'm touchy about cows.

>>88714 >some of those things you talk off sound interesting but id imagine it with a teen balrog instead Yeah it's true a lot of it would also fit a teen Balrog gf too, after all it's just a couple of degrees of education here or there. I love lolis but I'm also a big vanillafag, so the kind of romance scenes and scenarios I imagine often end up reflecting that.

>>88709 >>88714 >>88721 Hagrog Principal Hellfire-chan works with all this, too.

Fuck. >Principal Balrog is very, very popular with the teachers, the students, the parents. >Even the cafeteria staff love her. >Nobody can understand why she is still single. >She just sighs, looks away, and mentions being "busy." >No one knows that at night she patrols the city as a very... tenured... magical girl: Hellfire-Chan. >She stops crimes, defeats interdimensional incursions, etc. >The usual. >But she's been at it for decades now. >And her outfit is the same as it ever was. >While Principal Balrog has filled out pretty impressively from her teenage years. >She's still a mess around cute guys, though.

>>88723 whats she gonna do when another hero moves into the area?

>>88726 i don't think they're accepting any applications for heroes right now villains and rivals have some openings though

Here's a story about an amateur writer dealing with an unusual case of plagiarism: https://archiveofourown.org/works/83754971 A bit shitposty, but let that be my contribution to the Year of the Horse.

>>88727 Ranger A does not care for the opinions of governing bodies! he heros where he pleases!

I am going to leave a cup of tea and some biscuits underneath a crude cardboard box stick trap.

>>88728 I wonder if Miss Nightmare would be mad that I like her true form better than the dream form she spent all that time designing. True form has a scythe, which as all the world knows is my ONLY weakness.

>>88728 >lemon-stealing horse I chuckled responsibly.

>>88729 I don't think that mamonos would be happy if we do a hero

>>88733 Well, what if we just do 1 hero, and see if we like it?

>>88734 It wasn't about suicide?

>>88733 >>88735 That's "an hero" specifically.

>>88730 Can I have your damp tea leaves when you're done? I need to make a cardboard box trap of my own.

>>88736 Wisp-chan = cute But I am notoriously weak to goth girls.

>>88730 >>88737 I am *deeply* confused about what either of you are trying to trap here.

>>88739 I suspect it's mushrooms.