Spongy

>>90476 It was her or the flayer. The choice was easy and dragon's saliva heal a lot of physical injuries. It's also very humiliating

>loli Lich asks you for help with experiments >it's just loads of sex >she didn't even take notes or anything

>>90481 Complain to her mom about lack of rigor.

>>90477 If the rain comes, they run and hide their heads They might as well be dead If the rain comes If the rain comes

>>90477 I'm not very fond of anal sex, but if I saw a Hatter in front of me after portal opened I don't think I would be able to hold myself back from mercilessly ravaging her ass

>>90485 I love how calm and candid and collected they are, even discussing the lewdest of display. They could convince you that fucking her in the ass is just the natural and proper thing to do, nothing at all perverse or forward about it. You’d be a gentleman and a scholar if you pounded her ass.

>they call you the empress of the night >proud, strong, and confident, you stand atop the society >the commoners are of little concern to you, as long as they know to fear and respect you >as expected, everybody pays you the respect you deserve >and no one dares to mock or disrespect you >except for that kid with the water gun...

>>90487 She needs ear scritches

>>90488 Anon, she's not a fox...

>>90489 that's why he's shaking a bag of vampire snacks at her instead of fox treats

>>90489 You never know, Anon. Lotta girls are foxes.

>>90489 Vampires would be less cranky if they were getting ear scritches.

>>90491 Well, she's definitely a god damn bitch. I don't think that alone makes her a fox, though.

>>90488 It is effective.

>>90494 I KNEW IT! All women love the ear scritches.

>>90489 Too bad, she's still getting the surprise vaxx

I would actually prefer foxes to vampires 10 out of 10 times

>>90497 I would prefer a lowly zombie over a vampire 10 out of 10 times

FINE. fine. it's fine. I yield I lost. just do it. just fox me. you've fluffed the fight out of me and made me disillusioned with reality. I don't care anymore. just take me away to the fox village. I give up. your nightmare_world_simulation.exe beat me. just do it. just fox my bloodline. fluff my shit up

>>90498 I would prefer almost anyone to a vampire 10 out of 10 times.

>>90500 giant slug changes her name to Almost Anyone

Oh man I am lost and tired in the wild, luckily there is a comfy looking cave nearby. I sure am glad that there is no way it would belong to a cave lion as those are extinct and thus there is absolutely no chance that I'd be raped by a huge scary wild cave lion.

>>90501 Even a giant fucking slug would be okay.

>>90501 What's a giant snail but a slug with a home?

Vampires, Wights and Liches are some of the best girls even if the vamp's MGE profile design is a bit boring. >>90482 >"I am ecstatic to hear my daughter has already acquired an assistant. It's somewhat statistically uncommon for one of us to be younger than the human, so please do make sure to instruct her on any pertinent skills while you two are playing. Would you like to borrow this tome?" >the mom Lich is completely deadpan as usual while speaking and handing you a huge ancient-looking tome from the bookshelf that seems to be some kind of a sex position manual

>>90501 They don't get much respect, but they're good girls. >>90502 No mountain lion for you to worry about. You can get raped by a bear instead.

>>90502 The cave lion doesn't need to rape me. I'll gladly hop under those amazing thighs.

>>90498 Zombie love

>>90506 i feel bad for monsters with strictly better counterparts. tritonia > giant slug, dorome > gnome

>>90509 Dorome is just a mud ball.

>>90509 Ushi > Holst YES I WENT THERE

>>90510 don't talk shit about dorome she's a big cute

>>90510 impromptu mud wrasslin

>>90512 If you like them so much, you can take all those unclaimed mud balls. I'm sure you'll enjoy swimming in the mud lol

>>90495 Everything with ears loves ear scritches. Heck, I could go for some ear scritches right now. >>90496 This is a Sabbath approved crime against foxmanity. >>90509 Centaurs and dragons have it really bad, too.

fox wife who REFUSES ear scritches and does NOT let you fluff her tail and instead gives YOU ear scritches and fluffs YOUR tail

fox wife but she's ginger and bri'ish

>>90516 im sure some beast mamo would be OBSESSED with human ears.

>>90517 thats just a cheshire, but red and fluffier.

>>90517 the red fox is the largest of the true foxes

>>90509 Dorome is nice, but isn't a "strictly better counterpart" to Gnome because their feel is different enough to have different appeal.

>>90519 No strings attached.

>>90509 On one hand you're right, but a lot of the shinier are monsters simply too great. >>90515 Dragons not so sure, the subraces are different enough that they aren't really direct upgrades.

>>90521 i think it's fair to link them because doromes are 'failed' gnomes. i've certainly no ambitions of becoming an elementalist.

Yeah, each dragon has something their good at. Flying fast. Being smug and obnoxious. Eating. Being dead. Wurming. Raining. Being forgotten.

>>90525 Of course they're related, but I still wouldn't say one is worse than the other. You can say the same about Papillons and Wonderworms.

>>90527 wonderworms are better though

>>90526 Shame we never got a Ryugujo guidebook.

Satyros hoofjob

>>90506 If there's no one to love giant slugs then I am dead.

>>90526 >Being forgotten. Who's that?

>>90532 presumably the seahorse. but she's more undesired than forgotton

>>90532 See, she's good at it.

>>90526 >Eating Most of them are good at that.

>>90523 Thicc hags only, pls. >>90524 Malefs are direct upgrades to vanilla dragons. The only reason anyone might disagree with me is the profile girl being flat.

>>90523 Sabbath Foxes are fine too

>>90532 dragonchesh the secret, deleted 666th monster girl

>>90536 >Thicc hags only, pls. Seconded

>>90534 >Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

M. C. Chesher.

I recently came up with the idea of a deli where all the sandwiches are named after monster girls and have ingredients according to their characteristics and personalities; i,e. the Grizzly sandwich would be a smoked salmon sandwich on whole wheat with a honey drizzle, the Mad Hatter would be a cucumber sandwich that comes with a cup of strong black tea laced with mescaline, the Holstaur would be a grilled cheese with four or five different kinds of cheese (on milk bread, of course), etc. Any other sandwich ideas?

target lock

>>90542 Oooooooh! I like this. >The P'orcer >Bacon. Ham. Bacon. Grilled Pineapple. Grilled Onions. >A tangy BBQ sauce >Served in a big ol' hoagie bun >Weighs more than 2 lbs >Bring a friend or one will be provided for you~ >Fairy Sandwiches >It's just the slider version of any other sandwich >Miss Anubis' Perfect Food >It's a "deconstructed" sandwich served as 3 pyramids >Cheese >Steak >Bun >And a River of Condiments flows around them >They're really finicky to make--expect to wait either exactly 30 or exactly 60 minutes for yours And I'll Yes AND it to add sides: Cheshire Fries >Sweet potato-style fries with a sweet and spicy sauce >The ube potatoes make them purple

>>90539 Office Lady Schedule Dogs have been alerted of your location.

>>90542 >The Jabberwock/chimera Always a footlong. Consists of meatballs covered in a tangy sloppy Joe sauce, a hamburger patty smothered in marinara and provolone, and ground beef with shredded lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, mustard and mayo. Go the extra mile and serve it with a three-layered icee with three different straws. >The Cockatrice It's a normal chicken sandwich, but only sold for an hour a day. >The lamia A long hunk of mozzarella wrapped in a tortilla and grilled. Served with sup-species themed dipping sauce. Naturally, all of your bogo specials will be called "bicorn, get one free"

>>90548 Oh, and for dessert: >The balrog An espresso chocolate lava cake drizzled with Dubai style chocolate, chopped pistachios, and orange or pink marshmallows. >The Pyrow A chili mango lollipop. Students get a discount.

>>90542 >The Hellhound >It's a flame-grilled HOT DOG

>>90549 Best Dessert Coming Through >"Death by Chocolate" >"QUINTUPLE chocolate ice cream made into those super-cold dippin' dots" >"Chocolate ice cream is cooled using liquid helium and then explosively warmed up with VANILLA LAZERS" >"VANILLA TITTY LAZERS, POWERED BY PALE VANILLA GREM--" >*Shooonk* >"Lliiiiin Titdddies" >Miss Gremlin teeters and falls over >She is then dragged out by the local Gremlin Control Unit

No reason to continue as an adventure when you got a hebi wife. She will make sure you will settle down as soon as possible.

>>90545 These are all great! The existence of the P'orcer means that there must also be a High P'orcer as well, which I figure would be an even bigger sandwich with spicy barbecue sauce, and a lot of it.

>>90548 > Served with sup-species themed dipping sauce. Regular lamias would be honey mustard or something else with a sweet-spicy flavor profile, shirohebi would be horseradish or wasabi, bunyip would be fish sauce.

>>90554 >shirohebi would be horseradish Excellent choice as long as it's blue. >bunyip would be fish sauce. Vegemite. I'm sorry, but it must be so. As for the rest: >Apop Something cranberry or black curant-based >Basilisk Uh... >Echidna Random selection of two+ other sauces >Medusa Honey mustsuntsun. There's gotta be a better pun, but maybe make normal lamia a classic for mozz sticks like marinara instead?

>>90548 chimera would be an abomination sandwich, like a spaghetti sandwich or maybe a calzone

>>90556 >a spaghetti sandwich That's the Druella. OPEN THE PORTALS AND MAKE ME APOLOGIZE TO YOU, GODDAMMIT! >or maybe a calzone Oh, that's good! You could make it a basket with like mini calzones, meat pies, and hand sweet pies. Or combine them into one full size monstrosity, but I can't imagine that would cook well.

>>90542 >A Night of One Hundred Sandwiches Its just a jumbo order of one hundred different mini sandwiches that are based on other mamono themed sandwiches, except all the sandwiches' bread is replaced with a black colored sweet bread that has a somewhat smoky taste to it.

>>90558 I forgot to mention this based on a Nurarihyon

I'm angry for sandwiches at 6am, no thanks

>>90560 Then maybe you'll be interested in the Humpty egg! It's two eggs over easy on a toasted bun with cheese and whichever sauce is used on the chicken sandwiches.

>>90481 >too afraid to speak up because you might break her intense concentration >also, you know, disrupting an unliving onahole's obsession with you might not actually improve your lot in life

>>90562 i'm sure you can do all sorts of stuff without breaking her concentration

>>90539 Thirded

>>90381 So how does this undeground thing work, is Hell literally just below some random dwarf fort or what?

>>90552 >go through entire life yearning for adventure and agency which are extinct in current year >get isekai'd into amazing fantasy adventureland >hear about a land called dragonia where you can get rich as fuck from just going places and recovering treasure >get waylaid by a woman on the way there >agency and adventure are now impossible because you have a clingy snake woman demanding all of your attention and time BAD END

>>90567 >you have a clingy snake woman demanding all of your attention and time GOOD END

>>90567 They're a lot of bad ends in mge, some far worse than death

Had dreams about going back to Japan for 5 days in a row. I'm starting to think that a nekomata or a Inari is trying to summon me. It would be great if she doesn't give up and succeed soon

>>90570 Sometimes the hand of fate must be forced.

>>90571 Do youu mean post mortem?

>>90548 >be me, newly wed husband of my beloved unicorn >Weekly dates are one of the highlights of the week >This week its to the new eatery in town. Kenkou Kross Kitchen >I suggested it since I saw that they had BOGOs on their mamono themed sandwiches >Our love maybe infinite but our wallets arent >I peruse the menu, only to be stopped by my waif. <"Anon, what do they mean by 'bicorn, get one free'?" Lips taught, a somewhat forced smile >"Ah, don't worry honey. Just a play on words for BOGO" >I payed no heed to the term, although i could tell my beloved was a bit uncomfortable with the phrase. >We got our sandwiches, although my wyfe seemed distraught at the inability to order the same sandwich as me <"What do you mean we have to order separate items?!" >A chesire waitress smiles that all-too-familiar smile, seen world around on bavarian metallurgical history forums <"Sorry ma'am, but in keeping in the spirit of our 'bicorn' specials, we must prohibit ordering the same sandwich. If you wanted to engage in monogomous gastronomy, you should've simply shared" >I consider jumping in but find my flustered wife much too cute >weeks later she morphs into a bicorn who watches me eat her meals and begs for scraps >wtf.mobi

>>90572 No, I mean sometimes you got to book tickets instead of waiting to be summoned

>>90481 This is a newer phenomena occuring in the younger strata of Liches, called 'Honeymoon benchmark' where the lich copulates frequently with their partner to find desirable and the most stimulating positions. There is a risk associated, however, that after the honeymoon benchmark 'ends' that instead of regular amounts of sex and the return of the lich to her work, that especially the youngest liches become sex addicted neets. I would say to be careful and ensure that she doesn't sex you too much, so she won't lose the urge to research.

>>90573 >watches me eat her meals and beg for scraps Findom but with food. It sounds weirdly hot.

>>90574 Oh, my bad Next year if everything goes well I will. Hope she can wait a bit, work is still mandatory here

>>90573 ANON DON'T ABBREVIATE KENKOU KROSS KITCHEN ANOOOOOON

>>90579 Don't worry, no one will confuse it with the kot kissing knight

>>90579 >go watch The Birth of a Nation with your Wight gf >expect funny men cosplaying as ghosts >turns out it's just another piece of fox pro-natalist propaganda

hrrrngraaagh fox sniff fluff breed smooch aaaaugh

>>90582 It's over, anon's foxoplasmosis is terminal. Only a Lich can help him now

I am not immune to foxaganda

>>90583 Fluffy lich, only missing fluffy paws

>>90583 actually you know what would really help me right now is a fox a bumpkin fox wife. the salt of the earth. she owns a rice farm and is looking for a husband (me) to help her plant rice I don't know what the fuck you do with rice though

>>90586 >the salt of the earth This doesn't make sense, if you salt the earth nothing will grow in it. What kind of fluffbrain dreams of an infertile fox wife????

>>90586 You make booze with it

>>90588 sounds perfect. hraagh gragh uuurgh rice farm fox wife >>90587 it's a turn of phrase ya dork

Real talk, if DL figures a counter spell for the low mamono birth rates she's going to exclude foxes from it.

>>90586 Food, alcohol and baskets

It's hard to not consider the vixen soft fluffy embrace when the other option is an open space at work. No, replacing the manager with 'nuki will not improve anything.

>>90592 Open space? More like open buffet for single monsters. Or open buffet for anons with a taste for some pussy.

>>90575 Fighting progress is not the way of science. If her interests lie in the pursuit the deepest recursive orgasms and the maximization of life essence extraction, then she should change the topic of her grant application.

>>90593 >Open buffet Many sad anons to collect and fix

>>90593 hug anubis hips and drink anubis juice

Waiting for the anubifags to claim all anubi (and pharaohs too) so there would be two less shit mamono types threatening me.

>>90597 'nubis aren't that bad if graped, no more schedules, more time to play wargames and paint. Sadly she's still a dog...

>>90598 But I'd rather have a woman that wasn't bad from the beginning. There's only one real benefit of the anubi, they're really hot. As for the rest I better settle for someone else.

>>90597 >keeps bringing up shit in this thread I think I found your destined soulmate

>>90600 You're such a fag, I'm setting you up with a vampire.

>>90601 Oh no?

>>90602 Good luck being drained to half-death.

>>90603 One can only dream. >>90602 is hot but for me it's lotus draining. She drains my blood and my balls. Less effective when pregnant tho.

>>90567 Give her some gear (or ask around the community like her shrine for old hand-me-downs) and go adventuring with her. She'll enjoy spending each night in a small tent with you, you'll enjoy going wherever the heck you wanna go each day, win/win situation for both.

>>90605 >Give her some gear Buff snake.

I like how a vampire's fangs give them a seductive pouty kind of look by default, just because they've got fangs larger than what a human mouth was designed to hold.

>>90609 Thinking about it, I suppose that goes for every girl with fangs, snakes. Werewolves. Do wolf girls have larger canines?

>>90610 >Do wolf girls have larger canines? Sometimes! But sometimes they have those godawful pocket dogs. So in conclusion the wolf girl is a study in contrasts!

Big kot with big teeth for big bites during sex and licking aftercare

>>90612 She only bites once in a while because hubby is so smol and frail.

I’m small and frail but my wife is a low level succubus who level drained me and my only defence is that she is still a dork underneath all that smug

>>90614 Lucky. Smug dorks are great.

>>90615 It’s all those levels I dumped into her. She only wanted to take a few, and the next thing I know I’m level 1 and then we’re talking about books we like and whether we should get a pet and where to move to.

>>90614 >Anon lives life on roguelike mode That's one way to avoid monotony

>>90613 Dang, I need to be strong and big to get more bite time

What's the most halal mamono And which one is the most kosher

From the River to the sea Lescatie will be free.

>>90619 Houri are Halal Holsts are Kosher

Never mind level drain, I want the demon/succ to turn my levels into a dessert for them to sensually eat.

>>90625 THE SPIRIT LEVEL IS THE MOST DELICIOUS TOOL.

>>90626 No no not THAT level drain! Don’t call plumber succ.

>>90623 Not sure if I can handle 72 Houris

I'm so tired of racism and racist assholes. Yesterday I was walking outside with my hellhound wife, and some dumbass undead bitch started calling me a "coal miner" and harassing me for being a "race traitor"! I mean, what about you, aren't you seeking human men as your partners? Goddamn stupid bitch.

I want my pipe drained and leveled by a kot if you know what I mean

>>90630 Lol, lmao even

>>90630 Moongal moongal can't you see...

>>90625 if a qt wants my soul who am i to say no?

>>90634 >powerful monster gets shitfaced on your soul and barfs it out Well uhh I mean That's a novel idea I guess

Be careful when attempting to buy a house in Wonderland. I just bought "Full House" and all they sent me was three Trumparts.

Eaten by a claustro and drained/chewed/raped until I “lose my flavour” at which point she cuddles and nursing hand jobs my levels back

>>90634 Drinking WD40 to own the boozer goat.

In the mamono world, Black Panthers is actually a monster girl species.

Evil satyros is kind of goat ed

>>90640 i never thought the powers of alcohol could be used for evil

>>90641 Maybe she runs a shady operation. Maybe she moonlights in moonshine. Maybe she charges peanuts for alcohol but extortionate prices for peanuts Maybe she is an SMtyros

>>90575 >There is a risk associated, however, that after the honeymoon benchmark 'ends' that instead of regular amounts of sex and the return of the lich to her work, that especially the youngest liches become sex addicted neets. >I would say to be careful and ensure that she doesn't sex you too much Phylacteries minimize this problem, as long as you don't do it too much while it's damaged or turned off you get to have as much loli Lich sex as you want. Also if you date or marry a genuine loli-aged monster girl, you better be prepared for a many year long semi-honeymoon phase with a bright-eyed young monster that wants to get loved, lusted over and fucked every single day. Even the kuuderes, tsunderes and monsters that like their seduction games or other rituals, would get needy very quickly whenever you weren't getting the signals and would have to start actively resisting throwing themselves at you.

God, I hate n

>>90629 They'll make sure you can handle them. They've been waiting for the last forever, they can wait a few more days until you acclimatize.

>>90644 She's just a very tan Zipangu girl, nothing to do with N

May the Succth be with you

>>90647 >Succ priestess with a lisp Cute

>>90648 We turned this fairy into a stamp. Her fate is sealed, as sealed as the wax seals she stamps.

>>90644 Don't talk like that about your auntster

>>90644 She doesn't hate ningen at all.

Shog

>>90652 I will not drink the shog.

>>90653 I will drink a little Shog, as a treat.

You will drink fermented horse milk and you will like it.

>>90655 what if i lick the mongol raider instead?

>>90653 More for her.

>>90655 Horse milk is sooo mainstream. I'm going to milk a deer instead.

I’m gonna licki the Kiki on the butt cheeki

>>90659 Normally I’d say that’s dirty, but Miss Kiki is very clean so you are probably safe.

>>90660 Calling any part of a kiki dirty is a sure way to piss her AND her husband off. I suppose you could call her mind dirty sometimes, though. There are some filthy, filthy maid thoughts that float through it from time to time.

>>90655 >chasing the sunset with your pure steppe waifu >drinking fresh mare milk from your pure steppe waifu >eating raw bushmeat warmed under the saddle of your pure steppe waifu

>>90662 Mare's milk is better for making alcohol

Inari but extra clingy

>>90664 Inari but extra FERTILE

>>90664 Inari but extra pregnant

>>90665 >fox impregnation daring today, are we?

>>90666 Is it me or glasses are very erotic?

>>90664 Clingy is cool but too much becomes annoying

>>90662 so i be back to my roots by roughly 1300 years

>>90667 Pregnant foxes just mean it's a day that ends in Y. How succs are the most common monster when horny vixens are running around popping out litters will never cease to confuse me.

>>90668 I like them too.

>>90668 They're quite versatile.

>>90673 Two really cute and maybe a bit hot kots

>>90668 They are indeed quite erotic

>>90676 I will never cease to marvel at the humble sweater.

>>90677 Nothing humble about that sweater.

What if >Maxwell's Silver Hammer But it's Demon Realm Silver?

>>90677 I always imagine that she's wearing nothing under that sweater, you just pull it up and everything is exposed

>>90652 >Competing shog on a drinking contest the game was rigged from the start

>>90660 Normally yes, but I expect Kiki to join me working out and do it on her own too. Then, I will eat her sweaty ass and pussy even if she’s mortified, because I order it.

>>90652 would drink responsibly

>>90652 would drink irresponsibly

>>90679 Putting the "beat" in The Beatles.

Hard to go wrong with a meido.

>>90687 >Manticore meido

>>90687 it'd be cool to see all the silly antics maids get up to

>>90687 >>90688 >Oni Meido

>>90688 >>90690 You've already done the difficult parts if she's in the uniform.

>>90678 The sweater is humble, the Kazar milkers underneath not so much. >>90680 It's great either way! Something lacy underneath is also a nice surprise.

>>90692 Man, I dunno. I think a manticore would put on the outfit just to get in Anon’s home to cause mischief. Manticores are very mischievous.

>>90694 They call it "urban hunting." Gotta adapt to the modern world and all that. Other common outfits include: >Repaircore >Firecore (illegal) >Policecore (very illegal, also very fun) >Corescout >Plumber DO NOT LET PLUMBER MANTICORES INTO YOUR HOME, THEY WILL NOT LEVEL YOUR DRAINS, JUST DRAIN YOUR LEVELS. ALSO, THE ONE LAYING PIPE WILL BE YOU, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

>>90692 Obscene proportions

>>90695 So, uh, what’s in the forecourt cookies?

>>90696 Yuugi or whatever her name is is fine, the manticore just looks fat, and not in the welcoming pleasant way. >>90697 Open a box and find out. No, that's not the base of her tail sticking out of the bottom, don't worry about that, just open it. C'mon, you scared or something?

>>90696 My favorite kind of proportions

>>90668 They have something special, nerds have always been more rapeable and desirable as an easy catch

You ever baa'd at the moon?

>>90700 It's the scarcity Female nerds are extremely rare and some, if they are, hide it extremely well It's the rarest of delicacies

I dream of a world where maidcore is also subcore

>>90703 And then you were woken up by noises of a manticore draining your balls dry

just an absolute unit of a manticore. an enormous one. the largest core in stock. a yamato battleship of a manticore. the biggest around.

>>90704 It occurs to me that a wakeup blowjob could be sub or dom behavior. I'll take it either way.

>>90703 >Maidcore is subcore >Vibrates the everliving FUCK out of your home's windows >Neighbors HATE her

>>90709 Thank goodness, I thought you were going to ask about Maiden China.

>>90709 Look at the hips on this wrench wench. Did she shave off her waist in an (un)fortunate lathe accident?

>>90709 very grabable gremlin

>>90712 They all are.

>>90713 very true

Blue

I want to go out into the local dark and scary woods in search of a Dark Mage to wed; any tips on finding one?

When do the Grems make lewd inventions?

>>90718 Mostly when they're awake! But a little bit while they're asleep!

>>90637 >periodically (every time) licks her fingers clean of you and tells you you're coming along nicely, tasting "more like you should"

>>90717 Leave a trail of bread crumbs to lead yourself back home. You'll befriend the crow harpies and for some reason cute boys lost in the woods really gets their cauldrons boiling IYKWIM.

>>90704 Bad ending

>>90724 It's just the beginning.

>>90725 They're no point in going forward after that. It's the end.

>>90707 >Portals open >Early 00s sex spec cars are popular now for reasons >of course there are new inspirations and stylistic choices >tail pussy shaped subwoofers >flaming headlights >extra fluffy seats >shog floormats >feather duster charm hanging from the rear bumper >if you can think it, it's been done >License plates like: MOFU23, W1DRLND67, MANBAIT, 3MILK, MAID4U, etc

>>90726 Show is not over until the big manticore purrs.

Go away cat, I do not want to look into your obsidian mirror, no matter how much you ask.

>>90729 She's untamable, unmaidable, it's over.

>>90730 It's a trap, she wants to bonk you with the "mirror"

>>90731 monsters are not beating the tamed allegations

>>90731 You can't call a monster untamable just because she raped you one time, that's quitter talk.

>>90734 Failed once, failed every time also first impression is key

>>90733 It's a two way road. We're not safe

>>90737 >You are not safe from a warm bed >You are not safe from wet kisses >You are NOT safe from being loved unconditionally

>>90738 >Still safe from happiness

I should focus on the nice things more, like kikis

>>90643 >a mere week later >get instantly hard and flushed when you hear a sentence that ends with "meet me in my spellchamber" >especially when she adds "please" a breath later i think the experiments are producing conclusive results

>>90741 They're waiting for you, anon. In the spellchambeerrrrrrr

>>90740 Kikis are extra nice because they always have something to work and focus on, which is you. Learn from kiki.

>>90706 sub is when she stops sucking when you cum once, unless you ask for more dom is she keeps sucking regardless of you cumming, asking, begging or crying

>>90744 >crying Ugly.

>>90745 Just don't be a bitch and endure multi-orgasm milking like a man

>>90746 If you end up crying, something wrong happened but you're right you should fight back, or do something that will make her regret going too far

>Tonight is the night, you're gonna get the best >I'm going to treat you right, I'm better than the rest >Wherever you go and wherever you will be >You won't forget me >You won't forget me!

>>90743 We don't deserve mamonos.

>>90749 >we don't deserve mamono that's for her to decide >we cannot deserve mamono that's for no one to decide

>>90630 Based, we must secure the existence of her people and a future for wight children

>>90699 If she doesn't have ass fangs and backboobs send her back.

>>90716 daba di daba di

>>90754 >She's got a blouse with a blue boob window

>>90733 don't let pink plaid scarves and miniskirts, trendy fur-lined winter tops, and adorable smiles trick you into forgetting that monsters are wild animals one misstep away from reverting back into predators. I mean NONCOMFYDOM predators. like BITE YOU AND THRASH YOU AROUND kind. predating on you with snuggles and giant cookies from the novelty bakery on the street corner is just how she's expressing that now

>>90756 She would never

i prefer my hags small

Is there no demon lord cults? The Fallen God and the other gods have their religions, but it seems not for the DL herself? I think it would be one of the most normal and common monster faiths, before and after the ascension. Nowadays it would look like being thankful for her making the world the way it supposed to be, monsters wanting to model their own lives (and yours) after hers and her husband's. Certainly she gets a holiday or two at least. And certainly Ms. Yuki has at least a little shrine to her somewhere in the house.

>>90759 She's not a god

>>90760 Neither is the Buddha

>>90721 Grem. dreaming of an invention does not count as inventing. Not unless you put pen to paper and then build the damn thing - hey, you actually built it. I wish my dreams had cool ideas. Most of them are about kissing gremlins.

>>90762 Kissing Gremlins sounds way more interesting than the dream I had last night about taking the bus to see some medieval stone bridge that had moslty eroded away No trolls living under it or anything

>>90722 Dumb brat plant. I’m supposed to taste of human not claustro acid. I’ve got plant milk in my mouth and the intoxicating smell of their acid, sweat and pheromones in my lungs. If I’d known the giant Venus flytrap called a man eater with a dishonest looking girl in it would eat me, I’d not have gotten so close.

>>90759 >Is there no demon lord cults Maybe, but the way she's portrayed she doesn't have any desire to be revered as a god, nor does she function as one. The big difference between the DL and, let's say, a gnome from the outskirts of a small village, is that there isn't any kind of ritualistic transaction to it. You can pray to the gnome to keep the soil rich, or move the ground to viert a river. It's not the same for the DL, she's barely a ruler and leaves the management to her daughters or the demon bureaucrats, i'm sure people are thankful to her, and there's deeinitely a holiday of the day the monsters turned into monstergirls, but nothing like widespread worship.

>>90763 I hope you get to dream about kissing monsters. Grem kisses taste nice

>>90764 just tell yourself you're doing it for the gains. each time she usually gives you an extra level or two back, and the plilk macros are crazy, so it's basically free stat training as long as you stay good and seduced

>>90767 >catches on to you distracting her right as she's giving you your last levels back >"Oh, is that what you really care about?" >"Fine." >gives you everything including all of hers >just a tiny little houseplant out in the wild now >still cute and hot, but no gravitas, nothing to back up her fangy smile >which is gone >"Go find loot or something, hero." >sits on her mantrap >too small to fully close over her >sneers at you between the gaps >grabs her trap like a wobbly lawn chair and hops to turn it around away from you >loudly folds her arms >"Leaving me here all alone, powerless... probably could just open me up like a roasted pistachio and fuck me like a toy if he wanted... MEN..."

>hentaivirus outbreak IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

>>90769 This joke is already tiresome.

>>90770 Never heard about it.

>>90771 Lucky you, people are already panicking about the HANTAVIRUS, describing it as the new covid. It's a pale rider psyop to remind us that she's too forgotten.

Got fever? I'll cure what ails ya!

>>90773 But I'm lactose intolerant.

>>90774 It's her or the experimental medikot

>>90775 Medical onahole? Don't mind if I do

>>90776 They're real cats "managed" by a werecat medic

>>90777 A (mamonobanana-powered familiar) cat is fine, too

But what if its the mamono who is ill? 'cuz I'm doc-doc-doctor Dick

>>90779 This is the only doc we need

>>90780 doc, this dose feels a little off was it locally sourced?

>>90769 I need a monster to laugh at me for licking her sweaty armpit

>>90780 I no longer do anything to house centipedes I find in my home. Centipede gods, grant me your largest Oomukade!

>>90777 cat immersion therapy shows promising results

>>90784 Anon, do not immerse cats. They do not like water and you WILL be clawed.

Immerse myself in cats. Picture this. Cats are fluid. Ergo with a few large sweaty horny rapey cats I could totally submerge myself in cat.

>>90786 it's science

>>90786 It would be heaven

>>90788 A single chesh wife but who chugs two doppel potions so she can perform the sea of cheshire position

>>90789 It was what I had in mind, maxxing comfy and purrness

>>90789 but the manufacturer label says you shouldn't consume more than 1 dopple potion in 24 hours

>>90791 One at 23:58 one at 00:04. Problem solved.

>>90791 It also warns about letting monsters use doppel potions >Basically, it is a potion for human men to drink, it is not recommended to let monsters drink it. That is because, as we know, the desire monsters direct towards their spouses is an unusual thing, and even if it is only one monster, they are beings that pour enough lust and pleasure to nearly drown a man. Therefore, if such monsters multiply, and impulsively move to rush a single man, the man will be assaulted by an overwhelming pleasure of unfathomable degree. It is unknown how much will be squeezed out before a man loses his mind, or even how much will be squeezed out after he has lost his mind, but for a man with a defiant heart, perhaps it might be nice to give it a try. but im sure its okay.

>>90793 It's a good death

>>90793 >when the dr diagnoses you with a defiant heart and begins treatment immediately >t-thanks mamano mana heart problems are no joke

>>90794 it depends. if it's a soft and cuddly monster then yes, it is a good death. if it's a beeg scary monster then yes, it is also a good death. if it's a fairy (or art fairy) who has just drunk 3x her body weight in doppel potion and thus x100 to x300 herself, then i would start running very very very fast

>>90796 I was thinking in the sea of kots context What you described is horrific

>>90797 the life jacket does nothing

>>90798 It's normal, the fun of it is to drown in her love, fluff and purrs

>>90797 tis a swarm of fairy wife

>>90800 She’s ready for round 2!

Doppel onis/ogres so she has someone to arm wrestle after I fall blackout drunk Doppel kiki to get the chores done in half the time and do even more elaborate cooking Doppel snek to form a mating ball and get jealous of herself

>>90802 doppel queenslime to find out what happens

>>90803 fuse into empress slime

"untameable" is a Big Monster psyop meant to dissuade resistance. (((They))) want to control you. do not let them. throw frisbees. scratch ears. offer food. it's what humans have been doing for "untameable" beasts for thousands of years

>Anon is at home, alone >Beeeg Ushi breaks in >She has pizza

>>90783 >Idols of Ash intensifies

>>90808 We can work with this. What kind of toppings are we talking here? I have a sudden hankering for olives, I'd surrender to a spider-cow if she had pizza with olives on it

>>90810 Bugs and grass

>>90810 Oh man, now I want a pizza with olives. Kalamata olives, sausage, anchovies.

>>90811 >fried crickets and sorrel

>>90810 presumably it's a premeditated break home invasion and she researched your favorite toppings she knew I wanted sausage, sausage, garlic, sausage, giardeniera, garlic and sausage

>>90814 For me it'd be salami, habanero sauce, red onion, garlic... wait, we're being profiled here! There's a Squirrel writing down our answers and IP addresses right now!

>>90815 good this is the only kind of data I'm willing to give up for sale about myself I could not care any less if a ratatoskr builds a "how to make this guy fall for you" profile and sells it to a wolf girl. in fact I encourage it

>>90816 Old Ratas are fine though

i need a monster to sit on my face right now

>>90759 DL civil religion

I ran 21km today, where is my reward sex with my rewardmander?

>>90820 How big are you drawing those km’s? It’s like a 6 inch run you wimp.

>>90820 I've been running 14km every single day for 3 months and cutting on meals after 2 pm and I've only managed to lose 6 kgs, I don't know if my metabolism is fucked or I'm doing something wrong

>>90822 >I've been running 14km every single day for 3 months Jesus, my joints would kill me. 3 times a week is the absolute maximum for me.

>>90823 I have to go back to 68 kg to get my high altitude job back and to beat high blood pressure, I'm sick of taking meds. I wish I had a Shogh wife that would remove any ailment or disease from my body at will.

>>90822 probably just an issue of genetics which just wont matter if youre consistent. anyways, too bad you cant just gulp down on some holstaur milk

>>90824 Muscle weighs more than fat. Maybe you’re just gaining too much muscle?

>>90826 Running? I doubt it, I just run and do situps all day

>>90827 >going full Saitama Are you losing your hair by any chance?

>>90828 No, I bet he’s twinkmaxxxing so he can get with a beeeeg mamono.

Pat the queen, what could go wrong?

>>90827 >run and do situps all day It makes sense that a Shog would be a leg woman.

>>90828 I'm just desperate to lose weight and become healthy

>>90832 I wish you good fortunes in your endeavors.

>>90832 BAsed, keeps your efforts, reduce carbs, increase prots and vegs

>>90833 >>90834 Thank you frie

>>90805 untamable is both a challenge and an invitation

>>90796 like walking into a butterfly house covered in honey

Lustful maledom sex with femdom race lolis

>>90837 >Grizzly crying (and not just because nobody ever talks about bears)

>>90838 >Human stamina never lasts long. Monster stamina is an infinite well! >Just need to... wait until he... tires out... then I'll... hhhaa

>>90839 You can send a Kiki into a laughing fit if you tell her a Grizzly got into a car with an Ignis.

>>90833 it's important to keep limber before and after death ask for help from monsters

>>90840 >she's halfway blanked out and lost count of how many times she came by the time the cock pulls out of her and doesn't go back in >"T-that...that's... it? H-haha... I guess... humans don't... have so much... s-stamina after a-" >doesn't know this is just the halfway point and she's being given a breather before anal

>>90842 I like to properly stretch my Zombies as often as I can, for some reason their bodies go stiff extremely quickly

>>90842 Also, please note the glasses on Miss Lich. She is very cute with glasses.

You know who needs to have sex with a beeg Ushi bearing pizza? me

>>90822 >and I've only managed to lose 6 kgs of body fat is great

>>90847 If the pizza brought you an Ushi, you could let the spidercow have some fun too.

>>90822 You're doing better than me. In the last 3 months I've only managed to lose 3 months.

>>90849 NOTHING an Ushi wants from me is off-limits. NOTHING.

You WILL be comfortably coiled.

A 7 foot tall muscular Apsara that seamlessly blends dancing and martial arts and hits like a truck while looking incredibly graceful the whole time would be very attractive to me.

>>90852 I like the proportions on this lamia. I like a fat coil but slender snakes are rare and make it feel a bit more real and grabbable and brushable.

>>90852 As long as she's gentle.

If you've got to choose between a mean tsundere dragon and a typical dark elf, who would you choose?

Language barrier kots

>>90858 Dragon, easily. At least she's got a better chance of mellowing down eventually.

>>90859 I think I know what she wants CHEEZBURGERS

>>90861 I like to think that's Unicorns. They just want one man, but BOY HOWDY are they gonna use THE WHOLE MAN when they get him!

>>90863 Very resourceful. >won't suck his dick unless she's also holding hands, sitting on his face, sitting in front of a mirror and using both hands and her boobs while he grabs her horn

>>90864 ... ? No offense, but I'm not sure that a unicorn and human can do all that.

>>90509 Unicorn => Bicorn >Blakhoss gives her Anon a felt hat that folds up on 3 sides

>>90865 Pick one of the three comma separated values. Or the mystery box. There's a doppel potion in the mystery box.

>hold out your hand for handholding with unicorn >her hoof tenderly slips into your palm >look at her >both hands covering her face

>>90868 Would keep holding her hoof.

>>90869 Yeah because how is she going to walk or even balance herself with just three legs on the ground?

>>90859 great barrier reef

>>90858 The dragon. She'd provide less S&M and be about as bitchy, but can fly with me and her eventual pregnancy will MERE her into being just deredere if nothing else breaks first.

>>90858 Dragon, things can improve at least but suicide as an emergency escape would be on the table

>>90858 i don't mind an elf versus, you know, nothing but if there's something else available they don't have much going for them

>>90859 <Gato sexo >What could it possibly mean <i

>>90875 scholars still debate it to this day

>>90876 I think it's about food or god

>>90858 I am weak to chocolate elves

>wife I have returned from my business trip >I have met this very nice bicorn and made her my bride >along with these 50 other monsters >I can only spare 7 minutes a week for you now >hebi awakens from her nightmare with a start (it's night one of his 2 week trip)

>>90879 >two weeks No no no, not acceptable. >hebi purchases 11 hint scrolls to find the biggest mana crystal ever >charges it up via indescribable rape >makes you take it with you so you can magic mirror her every day >first few days start with "[is this thing on? let me adjust my hair]... hello husband" >each day after she's already sniffling or shouting --USBAANNDDOO HIIII" when it connects

Which monster would go >ANON, YOU BAKA ECCHI HENTAI! ?

>>90509 Basilisk =?= Medusa > Lamia Is it weird to anyone else how Basilisk and Medusa fill the same niche of "snake with a deadly gaze"? I personally prefer the Basilisk, but I'm not sure I could fully articulate why.

>>90882 Alice?

>>90858 Dragon, because I'm not really into the whole slaveplay stuff that comes with a typical dark elf.

>>90858 Dark elf, every day of the week and twice a day on the weekend. But I will admit I basically treat the dark elf profile how I treat the manticore profile. They're more or less open game for headcanon since I'd trust them equally not to chuuni larp to "literally just a random guy" narrator. Which is to say, not at all.

>>90881 >explaining your day to a devilish looking snake >blue fireballs the mirror >my love what the hell was that >sad snake >wait a second >it made its way through!! curse you white devil!! forcing me to strip and provide tribute like this! >happy snake

Is this the princess of slay the princess? How am I supposed to find a mamono wife, when aome crazy princess is beating them up? HELP ME, BOOMER DRUELLA!

>>90879 >>90881 >>90889 it'll all be alright once he comes how with some of that fancy tail wax

>>90879 This is why you have to learn shrinking magic. Hebi might get a little nervous about being pocket-sized for two weeks but not nearly as nervous as she would be if you had to leave her at home.

>>90883 That's because Basilisks are said to kill with their gaze, but that's a no go in the MGE, so best they can do is to paralyze you instead. KC's work is highly derivative, which might also somewhat explain how the two are so vague and watered down from their mythical counterparts, missing many features. Also this thread is particularly intellectually lazy, so even the distinction between "petrification" and "paralysis" loses all meaning, you being a good example.

>>90894 to be fair there's not a lot of difference, thematically. The primary difference is one is permanent, and that's not the case in MGE, as you pointed out. So the tone when a medusa turns you into stone and the tone when a basilisk paralyses you is roughly the same. The best you can do with the petrification is ham up the hard bit. Mean while paralysis need to lean into the helpess bit, but strictly speaking there's a lot of tonal bleed. I suppose paralysis is more dynamic because you just can't move, you're not necessarily rigid, so there's more play there.

I recently learned that performing the pat pat action, when you're alone, on the Malef, AFTER her monologue, one shot her and she joins your party forever

>>90883 The issue is that basilisks are meant to be royal cobras (hatched by chickens) and thus monarchs of all serpents and lesser lizards, a role they simply can't have when apep is running around envenoming pharaoh. Really basilisk and cockatrice should just be packaged as a deal.

>>90896 >Malef Boss joins party >Stats end up nerfed to hell and back Every fuckin' time

It's dangerous to go alone.

>>90898 Malef is just trying to have fun and overwhelming force gets boring quickly. That's why in her boss fight she does stuff like taunting you at low health instead of finishing you off; she wants you to heal up and keep fighting.

>>90901 >she wants you to heal up and keep fighting >wants you to heal up >heal up NEVER I WILL NEVER USE HEALING ITEMS IN COMBAT AND I WILL NEVER WASTE TURNS HEALING I WILL ENTER THIS THUNDERDOME AND DPS RACE BY GOING FACE EVERY TIME OR I WILL SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON REVIVES

>>90902 Somewhere out there, a salamander locked in, and does not quite know why.

>>90898 She said that she can regain her power with sex. Worth a try

A bit late, but Spinaceous' comm is here. I haven't heard of Farhills yet., and he hasn't left a comment. Maybe he left a post here i missed? Hopefully he's not MIA.

>>90907 How does she know how long my dick is?

>>90907 Heavy hang the booba of the disappointed kot

>>90908 I thought it's the balls rating.

>>90912 >Cheshire disappointed that Anon doesn’t have 6-7 testicular.

>>90902 Add adrenaline and critical HP buffs It's only when you're at the edge that you feel the most alive

>>90914 >How old are you? <36... caliber. >Where do you live? <On the edge >Do you know what day it is? <JUDGEMENT DAY

>>90907 Beautiful chesh

Is it “polite” to eat a monster out at a wonderland tea party? Is it “polite” to ask a monster to suck you off at a wonderland tea party? Is it “polite” to suggest a bigger table because of all the lewd stuff going on underneath it? I only ask because you know hatter’s tea parties are always so nice and I’d hate to make a faux pas. You know how they are with manners.

flat fox friday

Imagine having sex with druella and ending the jokes once and for all.

>>90920 the royal makai declares it a holiday and there are celebrations in the streets

>>90921 >D day >The other D Day

>>90882 Valkyrie and angels... Initially. >>90920 She deserves it, I hope she gets someone after opening the portals. Demon lord save the hips of the man she chooses though.

>>90923 >Initially Pic rel is how they are after a day with their assigned anon

Shattering hips and leaving you bedridden either from a broken pelvis and/or drained of energy and mana from how hard she was fucking you is just a monster exaggeration, right? Right? ...right?

>>90925 ...why do you think anons here talk about drinking gallons of milk?

>>90926 Strong bones? Shit.

>>90924 Sexually repress a girl for centuries and you really can't be surprised when she reacts like this after walking in on her Anon changing.

>le angels are weird and obtuse about sex no they are acute.

>>90925 it is, most monsters cant contain more than 50% of a healthy adventurers xp/mana. all instances of men being reduced to level 1 and being force class-changed have been due to them engaging with max-level mamo or them ignoring stacking debuffs from repeated encounter with certain monster species.

>>90929 Counterpoint:

>>90931 This one seems like a right angel.

>>90930 >Danuki has to accept a 49% share of anon's xp

>>90929 being weird and obtuse about sex is cute! CUTE!

unless you have a good measure of the angle you can't say for sure if she's right, or is obtuse or is just acute angle. there are degrees to this.

>>90936 who let this ancient wrinkly cow escape the barn?

>>90931 Looks like acute one to me.

>>90938 acute and afunny

>>90936 Please forgive their silliness, Sensei.

They put the angle on a big translucent semicircle to determine their rightness. it's a protracted process for judging the angle. you need to sort out the right angles from the other angles because some of them are dark angles.

>>90923 >a Valkyrie and Cupid follow the same man around >the Cupid, always with a completely straight face, keeps making up reasons why it's fine for the Valkyrie to join her in having sex with him

>>90943 This sounds like a 300 page novel a bicorn would write.

>>90948 Where’s the farming? The long, poetic descriptions of growing corn?

>>90948 No it would be written by a Succubus or a Demon, or maybe a Bapho would write it and the angels would be little girls.

>>90949 I want to read a bicorn's description of buying corn. The sensuous joy and auditory delight of ripping the husk open like her husband opens her bodice. Just imagine her description of running her soft hands over each delicate, glossy kernel, savoring how her fingers glide over the corn's flesh and envisioning how each bump would feel as it passes her tongue...

A succubus writer? What job will they replace next?! They're coming for YOUR job. To YOUR city. To be YOUR neighbour.

>>90952 Joke's on succ, I don't have a job!

>>90953 Your unemployment benefits now come with an opt-in succ.

>>90952 But I think a succ neighbor would be nice.

>>90952 To be MY wife, ideally. Man, I love succs.

>>90954 >opt-in succ. Eventually it'll be opt out, and then mandatory.

>>90954 >state provides unemployed people with free succ The welfare nanny state has gone too far

>>90958 Is the mandatory succ mean? Does she wear tight-fitting OL outfits and carry a whip? Do her eyes glow an ominous red?

>>90962 she sort of fell upwards into this position after not having much succ-ess elsewhere and she's not really sure what being a 'mandatory' succ even is but darn skippy she'll do her best with all the things a mandatory succ should be doing, which she hopes anon will be able to help with. oh also she has curlier horns than other succs but she's sensitive about it.

My mandatory succ is thicc and flat.

>>90959 It hasn't gone far enough. Those men don't just need someone to fill their heart and empty their balls, they need maids! Someone to clean their homes and either enable their neetdom or push them back into the path of productivity! Where is Mayor Yaga's promise?!

>>90959 It's a fairer and more efficient system. Rather than taxing hardworking monsters to support unemployed humans, the state simply delivers the humans to the monsters and lets the situation resolve itself.

>>90968 Deem state mommy...

Resist all of this Deem Nanny State nonsense. We need a small government.

It's Friday and auntie is already waiting for you, with all necessary arrangements for your comfort and a night of stress draining and relaxing fun, so do your best at work today!

>>90971 Why is she smug? Does she know something i don't?

I voted for the green party, but only because they pivoted towards big government (and slashing vat on alcohol). Yeah they might not have many policies, but I like the way she carries herself and hits her horns on the top of door frames.

>>90970 If we voted for the Fairy Party we could fit the entire government in a single room.

>>90974 Could, but still shouldn't. Chaos always breaks loose when you out that many fae together, and without even a titania to rein them in.

Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

>>90977 >Bogie spends 10 minutes 'searching' through her briefcase to find the prop she was going to gesticulate with and make her point on some extremely boring debate about taxes >Briefcase is comedy hammerspace with the most random of items >Congress floor now littered with banana peels, handkerchiefs, the mona lisa, pies, cannons, etc.

The tea party doesn't do much besides gossip and ojou laugh

>>90979 I'd hope they at least make tea, or do me.

>>90980 >go to tea party >ask for tea >ask for lemons >ask for ice cubes >craft an Arnold Palmer right at the table >fuel MONTHS of gossip with that act alone I’m doing my part!

>>90971 Is that a protruding belly? Is she that fat?

>>90980 Yes, and there is plenty of hatter and wight cake to go around. Would you like tea first or be done first?

>>90982 Lotta Auntsters end up with that shape. From the PREGNANCIES. Also cake. Auntsters like cake.

>>90982 I think she's just fat

>>90982 That's the oerfect auntie body, some people don't like it but that's how perfection looks like

>>90983 I think I can see why people love anal sex so much

>>90977 unironically would prefer a circus of bogies running the country not sure if it would mean there's no more pedos in office, but at least they'd want to preserve the future

>>90983 Hatters are ideal facesitting monsters because it makes you an asshat.

>>90971 Too much clothes for an auntster on Friday, she should be wearing something like mine

>>90990 OL outfits are superior to mere nudity!

What about the classic white oversized shirt she stole from you and nothing under?

>>90990 But it's dangerous to do housechores like that, she could get burned while cooking

>>90992 A classic in auntsterology 101

>>90994 It's a doubled edge sword. It can be used as a trap for both aunsters and nephews.

>>90994 I doubt that monsters go to college to seduce men Much less to learn to seduce their own family members

The bad thing about living in the cheap apartments is that you have mamono living in your walls stealing your food.

I need a big scary Hellhound to tell me everything is going to be all right.

>>90998 This one does not look scary at all. She's not even that big.

Hmm paw bean on face stunning all thoughts and other sensations besides that wondrous plushness and heavenly scent of paw fur cupping my nose and mouth

>>90996 Real women go to college for that, you think monsters wouldn't do that?

>>90997 In our fields, living under our bridges

>>91002 Miss horc shouldn’t be fighting. She’s a cripple (missing an eye).

>>90999 I get scared easily.

Turning horc into a ticking timebomb house wife who, once in a while, goes feral and rapes me and marks me with her scent before she calms down and regains her composure.

>>91002 We must get rid of this mamono menace i tell you. They've had it too god for too long.

>>91006 I'll take them home

>>91007 What would you achieve by letting the enemy into your home?

>>91005 Stinking timebomb

>>90970 Never knew deems were for a nanny state. Aren't they liberal paternalists?

>>91011 >gags with used panties and then sex with my face in her stuffy sweaty cleavage

Age gap romance is popular with monster schoolgirls (both as a plot in fiction and as a romantic prospect)